>>>>

Not eating for 12 hours before a blood test is annoying.

pinch punch first of the month

Reply to Ollie:

There's golf?

not for long, pissing down.

Euro up in three.

Reply to Ollie:

Oh it's da Ryder Cup, innit?
I didn't know they played already.

Started at 7:45 BST, Ollster.

Oh it's da Ryder Cup, innit?
I didn't know they played already.

There's golf?

up in two

Are you all watching golf?

Euro one up.

Swimming pool greens.

Grey. Cold. Morning.

Underwater golf.

Reply to Hazza:

Morning all.

Are you back from your travels now, Redders?

Nevermind... a quick BA states that you are still teasing us all! :-(

Morning all.

Are you back from your travels now, Redders?

Good morning holidaying and non-holidaying arseurs.

It's grey and wet in Dublin but it is Friday and I shall be winning the €100 milllion Euromillions lotto this evening.

Alas no, Redders. I plan to be watching it in a pub somewhere

Are you going to Cuntford Bridge on Sunday, KT?

ooh yum, yum

Yogurt and honey.

Morning KT, dizzy.

weekend

Friday

coffee

morning

Some nice days, some overcast days.

Nice. Must have been good weather there?

Few days in the algarve. Been back a week already though

Did you go away, Tufts?

Reply to iTufty:

You're a cruel bird, Redders.

Is it hot hot hot?

Yes, yes it is. Not got below 28 degrees the whole two weeks we've been here and on a few days its been over 30 degrees. Had a few days start cloudy but mostly they've brightened up by afternoon. Back on Wednesday. Boo.

You're a cruel bird, Redders.

Is it hot hot hot?

Reply to iTufty:

Why in the name of bejaysus are you up at this hour, Redders?

Its 0835 here, Tufts. I got up at 0745 - done enough sleeping.

Why in the name of bejaysus are you up at this hour, Redders?

*is still on holiday*

Bad luck, Tufts. And good morning.

Gah.

Stoopid first day back after hollypops

its at this time of the morning i like to check that my bells are still in the same place i left them the night before.

It was great to see Wilshere's rollback featured on the "10 Best Plays O' the Day" on ESPN in the USA.
Can Someone tell me how Arseblogger writes crossed out words on his 'pooter?

From the Polish goalkeeping coach article.

"Łukasz Fabiański is very calm but makes great decisions and his reflex is second to none."

Ha!

3.14159265


NYTOL

night all

Night KT

G'night

*snoozes orf*

Reply to Mong:

wives are never attractive to their husbands.

fact

This is an almost fact.

The ring sucks a lot from them.

Reply to Mong:

wives are never attractive to their husbands.

fact

hence the need for toyboys

fact

Cunti smelling of spunk.

Not for the first time tonight, I should imagine

This is England '86 on 4od

episode 2 now

got some catching up to do, I have.

Reply to lulu:

not to her husband.

Clever, lol.

Reply to lulu:

not to her husband.

wives are never attractive to their husbands.

fact

Reply to Vader:

Don't know what she's done, fixed, shed or added to, but Colleen Rooney has become quite attractive.

not to her husband.

Don't know what she's done, fixed, shed or added to, but Colleen Rooney has become quite attractive.

Ms K *luuuUuuuurves* coffee

Reply to Jackster:

Ahhhh

Never mind. You'll succesfully chat up a bird one day

Heh, you cunt

Reply to iTufty:

And a new one cup cafatiere.

I got one of those for my birthday and its brilliant.

Reply to iTufty:

And a new one cup cafatiere.

Ahhhh

Never mind. You'll succesfully chat up a bird one day

no laundry mishaps at casa Jackster then?

Reply to KTbird:

new in tufty's life, for example, are two sky blue socks.

And a new one cup cafatiere.

Reply to KTbird:

What's new with you then, Jackster?

Same old shit

new in tufty's life, for example, are two sky blue socks.

What's new with you then, Jackster?

Reply to iTufty:

I'm only surprised that nobody thought of it earlier, really

I was considering Eboue but just decided to go for it

Reply to iTufty:

I'm only surprised that nobody thought of it earlier, really

we did but rejected it as not funny enough

Surely that was the real Arsene Wenger?

Reply to KTbird:

I am in my nest, Jackster

I see

Reply to Jackster:

And you would be right

I'm only surprised that nobody thought of it earlier, really

I am in my nest, Jackster

Reply to iTufty:

I thought it was side splittingly funny

And you would be right

Reply to KTbird:

Jackster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whaddup KT, herts and all

Reply to Jackster:

So much for the best joke evah

I thought it was side splittingly funny

Jackster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much for the best joke evah

Reply to iTufty:

Maybe the Arseblog 5's?

Oxford Utd need a striker ...

Reply to iTufty:

Maybe the Arseblog 5's?

he's a piss drinking yellow for sure

Reply to Mrs Merfa Pires-Fabregas-Macbook:

Maybe the Bundesliga

I've heard azerbijhan are looking for players.

Maybe the Arseblog 5's?

Reply to lulu:

I think he will be there in January

Lesser Spanish team?

Maybe the Bundesliga

Italy imo. There's a couple of big clubs who are shite and in need of players, so he may well end up at somewhere like Juve.

Reply to Mrs Merfa Pires-Fabregas-Macbook:

i think Ade will be back in the French League next season

I think he will be there in January

Reply to Vader:

It's hardly that.

Wenger's best bit of business = selling Ade

Wenger's worst bit of business = keeping Van P

It's a wash.

Chamakh ...

i think Ade will be back in the French League next season

Reply to Vader:

Two shithounds. But one gets a pass.

Two completely different players. You might as well compare Thierry Henry to Emile Heskey.

Fair play Mr Thesis.

You keep dropping that same old piece of cheese in and the goldfish remember the hook too late ;-)

Reply to iTufty:

I believed it to have said 'Cunt off, Cunti', actually.

very good

Reply to Aunty:

He does very well in his first year ...

It's hardly that.

Wenger's best bit of business = selling Ade

Wenger's worst bit of business = keeping Van P

It's a wash.

Reply to KTbird:

One of me profs in France was Arsene's cousin. You could see the family resemblance an' all

I resemble that remark

One of me profs in France was Arsene's cousin. You could see the family resemblance an' all

Reply to Vader:

I just checked and he has more goals since his arrival in England than Van Persie.

Now what does that say?

He does very well in his first year ...

Two shithounds. But one gets a pass.

I believed it to have said 'Cunt off, Cunti', actually.

Reply to Vader:

I just checked and he has more goals since his arrival in England than Van Persie.

Now what does that say?

That apart from that unfortunate incident on the bus, he doesn't get as damaged on international duty?

Reply to Vader:

I just checked and he has more goals since his arrival in England than Van Persie.

Now what does that say?

It says MEH

Reply to iTufty:

Jackster?

Don't be so predictable

Reply to iTufty:

Jackster?

certainly a hint thereof, tufty

I have been surprised to discover that I quite like not doing smoking any more, Aunty

Reply to Ricey:

14 in 35 games, apparently.

I just checked and he has more goals since his arrival in England than Van Persie.

Now what does that say?

Reply to KTbird:

Alright here in KT, Aunty

Good. Congrats for giving up the demon weed. Holiday fags don't count, unless it's a gap year ...

It's still my ambition to be the last smoker standing ...

*coughs and wheezes*

Reply to Arsene Wenger:

Goalkeeper?

I'd rather buy an embryo from Belize

Jackster?

*orders cakes and champagne*

Reply to Vader:

Adebayor has scored a lot more goals for City than people think.

14 in 35 games, apparently.

Goalkeeper?

I'd rather buy an embryo from Belize

Reply to Ricey:

Pat Nevin just said Adebayor "doesn't look a happy bunny".

Pure racism.

Adebayor has scored a lot more goals for City than people think.

Reply to KTbird:

I would *like* to look at it like that, merfs

i think that you know intuitively that it is the correct thing to do

Add the week on.

I would *like* to look at it like that, merfs

Alright here in KT, Aunty

I'm a tough guy, what can I say?

Reply to Matt:

I can see Adebayor starring in a string of shit films.

Sister Act 3 - the story of an overpriced, overrated footballer having to hide out in a nunnery to avoid angry italian mafia boss.

Reply to KTbird:

It was repeated on all by one days of my holiday, merfs


*notes Ricey's hard-line approach*

but it was just on your holidays

that's a one time aberration

It was repeated on all by one days of my holiday, merfs


*notes Ricey's hard-line approach*

Reply to KTbird:

hello Aunty

What's new with you?

Oh, the usual life stuff, KTb ... cheered up considerably by watching the drabness that was ManC vs Juve. What a fucking shower of overpriced, method footballers. Glad to be a gooner etc ...
And you?

Reply to KTbird:

So I need to decide whether I am entitled to celebrate a year of having given up doing smoking on 5 October or whether I have to add some time for the on-holiday cigs in August or whether I have to start counting again from those cigs

You have to start again from the lapse, I'm afraid.

Reply to KTbird:

So I need to decide whether I am entitled to celebrate a year of having given up doing smoking on 5 October or whether I have to add some time for the on-holiday cigs in August or whether I have to start counting again from those cigs

provided it was a one-off aberration which was not repeated you can celebrate on 5 Oct

so ADHD can make children restless, impulsive, and difficult to control


is that not merely the condition of being a child?

So I need to decide whether I am entitled to celebrate a year of having given up doing smoking on 5 October or whether I have to add some time for the on-holiday cigs in August or whether I have to start counting again from those cigs

I can see Adebayor starring in a string of shit films.

Reply to lulu:

heh. Actually, he looked alot like whoopi goldberg tonight.

proving my point exactly

Reply to Mrs Merfa Pires-Fabregas-Macbook:

he might not look a happy bunny, but he does look a massive cunny

heh. Actually, he looked alot like whoopi goldberg tonight.

LINK

this is awfully cute

Reply to Ricey:

Pat Nevin just said Adebayor "doesn't look a happy bunny".

Pure racism.

he might not look a happy bunny, but he does look a massive cunny

Pat Nevin just said Adebayor "doesn't look a happy bunny".

Pure racism.

Reply to nelly:

They'll look great with your lilac leggings.

And acid yellow boob tube.

i'm good kt

Reply to iTufty:

Hmmmm.

I actually have a sky blue pair.

*orders sky blue trainers*

They'll look great with your lilac leggings.

merfs. How the devil are you?

now that's what i call work well done.

Tired mind needs some sleep.

Night dudes and dudettes.

Reply to iTufty:

Hmmmm.

I actually have a sky blue pair.

*orders sky blue trainers*

blue socks and blue trainers?

You are such a fashion daredevil.

Reply to Mrs Merfa Pires-Fabregas-Macbook:

hey kids

Evening merfa

Hmmmm.

I actually have a sky blue pair.

*orders sky blue trainers*

hey kids

Reply to iTufty:

How can a white sock that crept into a black sock wash have emerged a perfect shade of sky blue?

Slavery.

you have a sock wash?

How can a white sock that crept into a black sock wash have emerged a perfect shade of sky blue?

Reply to Aunty:

And what a load of old tut it was too ...
Selling that lazy, uncommitted Adebayor was one of Wenger's best bits of business ever.

ever. mancini was disgusted with him.

Beware the mark of the beast, below.

hello Aunty

What's new with you?

night nells
*continues lurking*

Reply to Aunty:

And what a load of old tut it was too ...
Selling that lazy, uncommitted Adebayor was one of Wenger's best bits of business ever.

Arsenal are weighing up a £3million January move for Tromso midfielder Kara Mbodj. The 20-year-old is a graduate of Patrick Vieira's Diambars Academy in Senegal

Reply to lulu:

Man c 1 - juventus 1 ft

And what a load of old tut it was too ...
Selling that lazy, uncommitted Adebayor was one of Wenger's best bits of business ever.

Night, nb

Heh, again.

Anyway. TTG.

Night all.

has the cat left the room then?

*checks*

Not right now they're not.

Heh.

I don't think that's physiologically possible, nelly.

I think someone might be yanking your crank.

he ought to have got a cap for it, innit, nelly

Man c 1 - juventus 1 ft

There once was a man from kanass
Who's nuts were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he'd clack them together
and lightning shot out of his ass

My chair is a throne, Ricey

Hanbdrake?

Mong.

Reply to didTV5die?:

What did AW say about TV5?

YAG.

Reply to didTV5die?:

What did AW say about TV5?

That he has good spirit but played a little bit with the hanbdrake on.

Probably

Reply to KTbird:

It's a sedan, actually, Ricey


Post things, then, nelly

LINK ?

You really ARE poshbird.

What did AW say about TV5?

Just.

It's a sedan, actually, Ricey


Post things, then, nelly

I am still here.

Reply to KTbird:

I am very moosical, akshooally

Have you ever sung Roxette's 'she's got the look' in a karaoke bar?

Well?

Reply to KTbird:

Everyone seems to have gorn, anyhoo


While I am excited at the prospect of finally getting the chair I ordered so long ago that I had completely forgotten it

LINK ??

The song, not the chair

I am very moosical, akshooally

It would be lost on you lot, frankly

Everyone seems to have gorn, anyhoo


While I am excited at the prospect of finally getting the chair I ordered so long ago that I had completely forgotten it

a little operatic singing?

I'm not watching any snooker, and my Ricey limerick last time was not received with the enthusiasm it warranted

Or a short poem?

what about some snooker commentary?

*doesn't have any*

fahrk orf and do posting of amusing or edifying things

I am lurking only.

he does seem to have gorn, though

;-)

Reply to KTbird:

tufty's fail wasn't *that* bad, surely, 'holic

Heh!

How much did AW get for Adebayor? By the look on Mancini's face, he will be selling him in January, at a loss.

Yes!

tufty's fail wasn't *that* bad, surely, 'holic

Looks like a battle for a taxi then.

yis

Did I do failing?

He has that many?

I believe this to be the nellington mog, akshooally

LINK

he is out at the moment, nellintrude. He is collar-free, as he can remove any type of collar within an hour of it having been put on 'im

surely the strike won't really bite until Monday, Hazza?

Reply to Hazza:

Evening all.

You do know there is a tube strike on Sunday evening, right????

There must be a bus from Fulham Road to Padd, shirley?

True, is the ginga terror missing from KT Towers?

And does he have an Arsenal collar?

It could be Ivan blacked up

Reply to Hazza:

Evening all.

You do know there is a tube strike on Sunday evening, right????

Fucks sake, really?

Reply to nelly:

The cat is shouting at me.

is it shouting "what the fuck is that hairband that adebayor is wearing"

Definitely mine.

He seems to have woken up and is demanding attention.

And trying to lie on either my shoulder or the keyboard.

Evening all.

You do know there is a tube strike on Sunday evening, right????

Sweet mother of God. I have to get a train at 9.28 on Sunday morning. Gah!

are you sure it is your cat, nelly?

Have you inspected it for ginga-osity and a bizarre lack of stripes?

Is it saying 'greet tufty with a yes from now on', nellybelly?

The cat is shouting at me.

Reply to bärsm:

internet being a cunt as usual..
going to bed..

night all..

+heh @ tufters

nighty nighty.

*wonders how barsm knows what Betamax is*

Villarreal v Club Brugge.

Night b.

internet being a cunt as usual..
going to bed..

night all..

+heh @ tufters

in what match are the tuftyless yellows playing?

Reply to KTbird:

Surely he would do medical advice and sports news

My readership wouldn't tolerate the delay in Jackster getting round to pressing play on his Betamax machine.

Surely he would do medical advice and sports news

Reply to KTbird:

nelly could edit the fashion pages and Ricey be the resident cookery writer

Jackster could do the home vegetable growing advice page

Reply to mr.d:

Yellows score.

Theyre playing without me???

:o

nelly could edit the fashion pages and Ricey be the resident cookery writer

Yellows score.

Reply to KTbird:

you should get your own newspaper, tufty

The Daily Tuft

Page 3 would be horrific.

you should get your own newspaper, tufty

The Daily Tuft

Reply to ette:

that has been done for ages 'Holic ;-)

Yeah but not cloth ones.

Reply to 'holic:

You use caps for contraception now? That's novel.

that has been done for ages 'Holic ;-)

not *another* arseblog pregnancy!!

Banks in Oirland
Run by corrupt cunts
Lent to greedy cunts
Greedy cunts couldnt repay corrupt cunts
Country on it's knees.

heh

Reply to iTufty:

He wouldn't dare. He'd get a cap in his ass.

You use caps for contraception now? That's novel.

Reply to lulu:

went to watch Hugh fernley on tele

am gonna assume he's a boring cunt and ask her to come back here.

Reply to bärsm:

nope..
had been in previous falls tho ;)

Explains a lot. ;-)

who can tell me about this bank bailout bizness in Oirland

Reply to KTbird:

+ want to

Street talk, KT

Street talk.

Reply to KTbird:

*does not know what a cap is*

Probably some sordid private school slang.

Reply to mr.d:

Your head wasn't affected by that fall, was it?

nope..
had been in previous falls tho ;)

+ want to

*does not know what a cap is*

Reply to iTufty:

He wouldn't dare. He'd get a cap in his ass.

Pervert.

Reply to nelly:

Shit.

Sorry.

heh

I know you've been peaky, nelly, but chopchop

Reply to KTbird:

nelly hasn't even no-ed you yet?

He wouldn't dare. He'd get a cap in his ass.

Reply to iTufty:

Whaddup, y'all

Nah.

Reply to bärsm:

heh, hi d..

I completely forgot I was on the arses.. I'm a bit worried about my memory...

Your head wasn't affected by that fall, was it?

Reply to KTbird:

nelly hasn't even no-ed you yet?

Shit.

Sorry.

tuft-bruvvas?

Yes, wiv me bruvvas

nelly hasn't even no-ed you yet?

herts?

Too late.

I iz gone back to me 'ood

Reply to mr.d:

God kväll.

heh, hi d..

I completely forgot I was on the arses.. I'm a bit worried about my memory...

iTufty!!!!

Reply to ette:

still up!

is wd asleep yet?

went to watch Hugh fernley on tele

Oh.

*goes back to the ghetto*

still up!

is wd asleep yet?

Whaddup, y'all

Reply to uncle:

yes. watch it

No, it is associated with Ricky Gervais, who is a gigantic cunt.

I want him to die in a grease fire.

Reply to nelly:

No.

yes. watch it

God kväll.

evening...

Reply to uncle:

an idiot abroad

No.

an idiot abroad

Reply to mr.d:

Just those chatlines.

Oh.

Rubbish.

Reply to nelly:

Any good?

Just those chatlines.

Reply to xyzzy:

Goodnight, wd

this

Reply to mr.d:

Putting porno on now.

Any good?

And of course it blew the start and ended up last.

Reply to mr.d:

Putting porno on now.

Excellent.

Reply to mr.d:

Putting porno on now.

Not me, the Veetle streamer.

Reply to xyzzy:

Yup

Putting porno on now.

Reply to wd :

Right, having suffered Nigella, I'm off now to watch Hugh FearnleyW...

...on a real and proper TV.

Night, all.

*waves*

If Chief Exec wins this last race at Kempton, I'll be loaded. Ish.

Reply to wd :

...is it the one who sounds like he's been dug up?

He looks a bit like he's been dug up and sounds like he has sods of turf up his nose.

You been following denilson on twitter? Google translator not good at Portugese.

Reply to wd :

Right, having suffered Nigella, I'm off now to watch Hugh FearnleyW...

...on a real and proper TV.

Night, all.

Goodnight, wd

9.00

Must be rum time.

Has Jackster phoned in yet?

Right, having suffered Nigella, I'm off now to watch Hugh FearnleyW...

...on a real and proper TV.

Night, all.

Reply to mr.d:

The veetle link?

Yup

Reply to xyzzy:

This god botherer is scary

The veetle link?

Reply to lulu:

who is commentator on channel 5? His voice is awful

...is it the one who sounds like he's been dug up?

This god botherer is scary

who is commentator on channel 5? His voice is awful

Reply to dizzy:

you still working at your age?

B & Q mate ;-)

Reply to dizzy:

you still working at your age?

Changed the laws recently, didn't they? ;-)

Reply to dizzy:

you still working at your age?

*snorts orange juice out of nose*

Reply to 'holic:

We is apparently about to get a bit of a bonus at work, bless 'em. Looks like I am after a recon 21 inch iMac after all :)

you still working at your age?

Reply to mr.d:

Must be a man's picture.

...Colin Farrell - man's man.

they call it mello yellow

Reply to wd :

...not don't, it's the most boring film ever.

Oh.

Must be a man's picture.

We is apparently about to get a bit of a bonus at work, bless 'em. Looks like I am after a recon 21 inch iMac after all :)

Double bill of The Big Bang Theory on E4 at 9.

Reply to mr.d:

Get in Brugge.

...not don't, it's the most boring film ever.

Oh.

Get in Brugge.

Reply to nelly:

And the ref looks like Tony Shalhoub.

...does he keep straightening their kit?

a pinafore, apparently, 'holic

Reply to KTbird:

I realised a fraction too late that I had said hello mate to a swan-sized cygnet in the park today

Did you have a cob on?

And the ref looks like Tony Shalhoub.

Good refereeing

hmm, shitty looking dangerous.

When do we play them again?

Villarreal score.

Hello 'holic

Is it just me or does Krasic look a lot like Nedved?

Arse!

Arsenal 3 Bayen Munich 0

LINK#more-37557

Fantastic ball by Yaryar.

Reply to xyzzy:

What a goal, Johnson

booo

What a goal, Johnson

Reply to Ricey:

Bastid cunts

Innit.

Good goal though.

y, yhi. Veetle one's fine.

Bastid cunts

nelly is the *queen* of streams

LINK

Not Veetle.

Cuntibayor cunted the rebound the cunt.

Ta.

LINK

Veetle.

Reply to nelly:

No channel 5?

I'll have a look, 2 seconds...

Not near a TV. Ta.

Reply to wd :

...god, you don't need one of those, unless you oil it practically everyday it rusts in front of your very eyes.

There used to be a wok cooking infomercial on very late at night, and they showed it every night. I used to watch it if I couldn't sleep and never got bored... it's a sad life.

Reply to wd :

...god, you don't need one of those, unless you oil it practically everyday it rusts in front of your very eyes.

No weeeey.

You wash it, dry it immediately, tip a small glug of sesame seed oil in, spread it* so there is a film of oil on it - job done till the next time you use it; be it days or months**




* I use a supermarket plastic bag. Put your hand in and crunch the rest around, spread the oil accordingly, turn bag inside out and bin it.

** Or years, Ricey.

Reply to mr.d:

Any good links?

Sopcast livefootball

Reply to mr.d:

Any good links?

No channel 5?

I'll have a look, 2 seconds...

Reply to nelly:

These Juve cunts are a bit divey.

Any good links?

These Juve cunts are a bit divey.

Reply to Ricey:

It's a non stick thing, not one of those proper ones that you should ideally season with peanut oil (according to the infomercials) ;-)

...god, you don't need one of those, unless you oil it practically everyday it rusts in front of your very eyes.

Even so, it'll rust up shirley. Or not. Let me know.

I realised a fraction too late that I had said hello mate to a swan-sized cygnet in the park today

Reply to KTbird:

certainly not, Sly


Are you better yet, nelly?

Getting there, ta.

Reply to Sly:

Well you need to oil your wok, rather than leaving it on the drainage board, or it will be fucked.

It's a non stick thing, not one of those proper ones that you should ideally season with peanut oil (according to the infomercials) ;-)

Reply to Sly:

Coootteeee!!!

certainly not, Sly


Are you better yet, nelly?

Poshbird.

THis game is dull.

Reply to wd :

...you'll get there... like everything, practice makes perfect.

As Arsene tells Lukasz.

Coootteeee!!!

wotcha hep catz

Reply to Ricey:

Nope, I have a small frying pan that was ideal. I think the wok will be used merely to leave on the draining board, to try to convince visitors (rare ones obviously) that I can cook.

It gets too hot too quickly and rather than get used to it, I'll keep using the pans I know ;-)

Well you need to oil your wok, rather than leaving it on the drainage board, or it will be fucked.

Reply to Ricey:

Nope, I have a small frying pan that was ideal. I think the wok will be used merely to leave on the draining board, to try to convince visitors (rare ones obviously) that I can cook.

It gets too hot too quickly and rather than get used to it, I'll keep using the pans I know ;-)

...you'll get there... like everything, practice makes perfect.

wow Alex manninger playing for juve

Nope, I have a small frying pan that was ideal. I think the wok will be used merely to leave on the draining board, to try to convince visitors (rare ones obviously) that I can cook.

It gets too hot too quickly and rather than get used to it, I'll keep using the pans I know ;-)

Reply to wd :

...oh, purleez, now she's throwing her clothes around the room...

...it's all a bit contrived.

don't hate the playa, hate the game

...from Nigella to Hairy Bikers?

I don't think so.

...oh, purleez, now she's throwing her clothes around the room...

...it's all a bit contrived.

Reply to Ricey:

I made saute potatoes today. I realise this is not exactly ground breaking cookery, but it was my first time and they were rather nice.

...excellent - did you use the wok?

Reply to wd :

...sanctiomonious moo - you can get red peppercorns in any supermarket these days.

I made saute potatoes today. I realise this is not exactly ground breaking cookery, but it was my first time and they were rather nice.

Reply to Mong:

I bet she doesnt cook in real life.
Probably go a private chef at home.
Or worse, she orders take away and KFC

...there's a take out container if I ever saw one.

I bet she doesnt cook in real life.
Probably go a private chef at home.
Or worse, she orders take away and KFC

1-1 Fake Belgiums

one for the old timers

LINK

*trying to turn attention away from nigella porn*

....eeeeeuw, she has horrible legs.

/bitch

Reply to Sly:

I'm about as buxom in real life as I am on the telly.

*is pleased to hear this*

I'm about as buxom in real life as I am on the telly.

Juventus are being managed by Inspector Clouseau

Reply to wd :

...sanctiomonious moo - you can get red peppercorns in any supermarket these days.

...thought I do get mine from Carrefour :P

...sanctiomonious moo - you can get red peppercorns in any supermarket these days.

Reply to wd :

...was she as buxom IRL? They say TV puts a few pounds on you.

It was 8 years ago.

Reply to nelly:

Wait, what?

I hadn't noticed anything above the neck.

heh....i only noticed when they were doing the headshot

Reply to mr.d:

I saw her once with Charles Saatchi.

...was she as buxom IRL? They say TV puts a few pounds on you.

Reply to Mong:

Has she had work done? I think she's been botoxing

Wait, what?

I hadn't noticed anything above the neck.

I saw her once with Charles Saatchi.

Reply to wd :

...she does have a pretty steady top lip there...

...and the forehead's not moving much...

Reply to Mong:

Has she had work done? I think she's been botoxing

...she does have a pretty steady top lip there...

Has she had work done? I think she's been botoxing

really, she shouldnt be on before 9pm
It's almost soft porn.

Not that i know what soft porn is like of course

manc 0-1 down

...hahahahah, inner thigh wibble!

Reply to wd :

...before or after the cheesecake?

Or covered with it...

Reply to wd :

...before or after the cheesecake?

Preferably with.

heh...nigella just groaned

Reply to nelly:

Utter filth.

I would though.

...before or after the cheesecake?

Utter filth.

I would though.

Reply to wd :

Hah... she's wearing a black satin dressing gown to make the cheesecake!!

slattern

Reply to Mong:

Well, use the term "playing" loosely

Evening all

True, getting paid to dive around and whinge like a 6 year old girl with a grazed knee would be more accurate.

Hah... she's wearing a black satin dressing gown to make the cheesecake!!

Reply to nelly:

Fucking hell.

Del Piero is still playing?

Well, use the term "playing" loosely

Evening all

Reply to wd :

...she's hiding it behind a jacket now... hope you got a view of the tight pink top :)

Yep ;)

Fucking hell.

Del Piero is still playing?

Reply to nelly:

*goes to check this out*

Yep. There's some funbags on that.

...she's hiding it behind a jacket now... hope you got a view of the tight pink top :)

Reply to wd :

I think they did new ones yesterday during the day - a hot sushi roll and another where he nearly but not quite finished...

The new ones are on at 9pm and repeated at 5pm the next day, with a repeat of an old one at half past the hour.

Reply to wd :

...she's getting even more buxom... talk about boobs, belly and bum...

*goes to check this out*

Yep. There's some funbags on that.

Real Belgiums 1-0 up

Reply to xyzzy:

0-0 snoozefest

...how boring. Thanks.

Reply to wd :

...anyone know how liverpool did... I'll have to stop watching Nigella if I go Google.

0-0 snoozefest

Reply to wd :

...anyone know how liverpool did... I'll have to stop watching Nigella if I go Google.

0-0

Reply to Ricey:

Heh... I switched over but went back to Man City on Five. Have you seen any of the new Man v Food yet?

I think they did new ones yesterday during the day - a hot sushi roll and another where he nearly but not quite finished...

Watching fake Madrid at the moment. What else is on ?

...anyone know how liverpool did... I'll have to stop watching Nigella if I go Google.

Reply to wd :

...she's getting even more buxom... talk about boobs, belly and bum...

Heh... I switched over but went back to Man City on Five. Have you seen any of the new Man v Food yet?

Real vs Fake Belgiums in Europa Ligue tonight

Reply to Ricey:

Nigella could be fixing a car engine with a sledgehammer and she'd be worth watching.

This

* Remembers who's the daddy :/ *

Reply to Ricey:

Nigella could be fixing a car engine with a sledgehammer and she'd be worth watching.

...she's getting even more buxom... talk about boobs, belly and bum...

Reply to wd :

...mmmmmmm, Nigella's about to make chocolate peanut butter cheesecake...

...stay tuned.

Nigella could be fixing a car engine with a sledgehammer and she'd be worth watching.

Reply to wd :

...cheesecake ALWAYS takes precedence over any topic.

:)

Reply to xyzzy:

I thought that this was a technology blog :(

...cheesecake ALWAYS takes precedence over any topic.

Reply to wd :

...mmmmmmm, Nigella's about to make chocolate peanut butter cheesecake...

...stay tuned.

I thought that this was a technology blog :(

...mmmmmmm, Nigella's about to make chocolate peanut butter cheesecake...

...stay tuned.

...damn, all that time in the apple store and I forgot I needed new headphones.

*thumps forehead*

Heh Ricey.
Right, food's ready, I think I put too much spaghetti in this pan :s

Reply to uncle:

tony curtis dies. never a great,great actor but in loads of films you will always remember. bye t.c

...his voice always sounded older than he was.

Reply to xyzzy:

Oi ?!

...hello, xyzzy... sorry, I was looking at the team pic and putting Ricey's comments to the faces :)

Reply to wd :

YAG

Typing on an iPhone. :p

Reply to Ricey:

You are NOT ALLOWED to have a Mac if you're using it in a kitchen.

NOT
ALLOWED

It has to be in the kitchen because it's in here that I live... and it is a reason why I don't have a mac.

Oi ?!

tony curtis dies. never a great,great actor but in loads of films you will always remember. bye t.c

Reply to mr.d:

X

YAG

Reply to wd :

...didn't you text me via skype once?

Yes. It's not free though. But cheap.

Reply to wd :

I'll raise you with mine's on in the kitchen, with all the relevant heat, steam and grease in the air...

...it's been a miracle worker really.

You are NOT ALLOWED to have a Mac if you're using it in a kitchen.

NOT
ALLOWED

Reply to mr.d:

If you've 3G coverage you can make and receive normal phone calls.

...didn't you text me via skype once?

Reply to xyzzy:

Don't most of the providers block Skype ?

Dont think so.

Expressions from the left

Back row - Terrified, Mug Shot, Serial Killer, Ashamed of Hair, Worried Grin, Don't Hit Me!

Front Row - Champions League? Piece of Piss, Can We Get On With It?, I'm Gonna Do This Cunt With The Camera, I'm In Love With Tommy, He's In Love With Me

LINK

Reply to mr.d:

If you've 3G coverage you can make and receive normal phone calls.

Don't most of the providers block Skype ?

X

Deep fried Macs!
Hi xyzzy

Geekblog :)

Evening all

Reply to wd :

...indeed, but it's no good for:

mum, it's raining, can you pick me up by the canal?

...or

You said you'll call in the morning, it's now afternoon are you still alive?

If you've 3G coverage you can make and receive normal phone calls.

Reply to mr.d:

I leave one of my Macs on 24/7.

I'll raise you with mine's on in the kitchen, with all the relevant heat, steam and grease in the air...

...it's been a miracle worker really.

Reply to wd :

...indeed, but it's no good for:

mum, it's raining, can you pick me up by the canal?

...or

You said you'll call in the morning, it's now afternoon are you still alive?

heh!

Reply to mr.d:

You can use skype as a phone now for a fee.

...indeed, but it's no good for:

mum, it's raining, can you pick me up by the canal?

...or

You said you'll call in the morning, it's now afternoon are you still alive?

I leave one of my Macs on 24/7.

Reply to wd :

My contract runs out in two weeks, I'm thinking of not renewing, going Pay As You Go and buying an iTouch... for all I use a mobile phone it will save me night on £200 in a year.

Worth saving to go to a few more games.
For a moment today I thought I couldn't go to the Shaktar game.

Reply to wd :

My contract runs out in two weeks, I'm thinking of not renewing, going Pay As You Go and buying an iTouch... for all I use a mobile phone it will save me night on £200 in a year.

You can use skype as a phone now for a fee.

Reply to mr.d:

Wd's pc is not without problems too.

...it's just overused... it's turned on at 7am and off at 9pm with my using it for one thing or another all throughout the time it's on. This is why I don't want to get a mac, it would be abused.

Reply to Ollie:

iPod touch works very well with the wi-fi ;)

My contract runs out in two weeks, I'm thinking of not renewing, going Pay As You Go and buying an iTouch... for all I use a mobile phone it will save me night on £200 in a year.

Wd's pc is not without problems too.

iPod touch works very well with the wi-fi ;)

Limiting the download on 3G?

Cunts.

Reply to Ricey:

Apple make shit phones, going by the number of complaints I see about them.

Or maybe some people are just not good enough to own an Apple device? ;-)

heh

Reply to Ollie:

Ah, right, more iPhone problems?
Get a Nokia or something ;)

...it wouldn't connect to a wireless router... it's a common problem according to the internet... and I use wireless a lot in the early hours when I wake and can't get back to sleep... it works through 3G but drains the battery something awful... plus they are now limiting the amount you can download before paying :(

Reply to Ollie:

Ah, right, more iPhone problems?
Get a Nokia or something ;)

Apple make shit phones, going by the number of complaints I see about them.

Or maybe some people are just not good enough to own an Apple device? ;-)

Reply to wd :

...nearly, I'm due an upgrade to iPhone4 but they wouldn't upgrade me without photo ID... despite their having access to my O2 account that I have had since the year dot.

So they had to repair my 3G which wouldn't repair so I ended up with a new 3G.

Ah, right, more iPhone problems?
Get a Nokia or something ;)

Reply to Ollie:

Apple store?
Another Mac/iPod/iPhone?

...nearly, I'm due an upgrade to iPhone4 but they wouldn't upgrade me without photo ID... despite their having access to my O2 account that I have had since the year dot.

So they had to repair my 3G which wouldn't repair so I ended up with a new 3G.

Apple store?
Another Mac/iPod/iPhone?

Reply to Ricey:

LINK

heh... yep, that's appropriate.

The Bindippers are really shit.

Reply to wd home again:

...wearing your heart on your sleeve again, ricey? ;)

LINK

Reply to Ollie:

No, it's just the 'home again' bit that intrigues me

Oooops... forgot that was still up there...

...I put it up initially to distinguish between my posting from the Apple store as I was earlier.

Reply to wd home again:

...from the forum? Yes. I went on strike when Blogger shut down Picspam... not that anyone would notice, because other than typing birthday wishes I never ventured any further than that thread but I felt I had to make a stand :D

No, it's just the 'home again' bit that intrigues me

Reply to Ricey:

*stalks Merfa*

...wearing your heart on your sleeve again, ricey? ;)

Reply to mr.d:

Oh. Oirland's up on Google steet view now.

*stalks Merfa*

Why would people want to see that?

About time.

Reply to mr.d:

Oh. Oirland's up on Google steet view now.

...that's nice.

Oh. Oirland's up on Google steet view now.

Reply to Ollie:

Heh, yeah the 'old' was the first bit that struck me.

Have you been in exile, wd?

...from the forum? Yes. I went on strike when Blogger shut down Picspam... not that anyone would notice, because other than typing birthday wishes I never ventured any further than that thread but I felt I had to make a stand :D

Heh, yeah the 'old' was the first bit that struck me.

Have you been in exile, wd?

Reply to Ollie:

Evening all.
Sounds like my oldest nephew's just had a kid.
Does that make me a 'great uncle' ?

...nope, it makes you OLD! ;)

Mazel Tov on a new addition to the family Great Uncle Ollie.

Reply to wd home again:

...hello, dizzy, nelly :)

this

Reply to nelly:

Good evening, wd.

What's been going on then?

...nothing much, I hung around Apple/Bluewater for an hour an a half until they decided it was worth giving me a replacement phone to get rid of me sitting there 'arseing' on a macbook:)

Evening all.
Sounds like my oldest nephew's just had a kid.
Does that make me a 'great uncle' ?

Good evening, wd.

What's been going on then?

mr d and nelly with 2 ls

wd, nely, mrs

...hello, dizzy, nelly :)

Hello

helo all, very hot today and we are in for a lovely sun set, the med is like a pond today, arse

Reply to mrswoo:

Thanks, wd.

...as with all the best recipes, mrswoo, it's basic and up for personal adaptation :)

Reply to mr.d:

Strikebreaker!

Shit! I'd forgotten... oh, I broke it the other week as well when I posted up a Fabpic...

Damn. I'd never have been much good at Greenham Common, would I?

Reply to wd home again:

Quick Moo Shu Pork up in 'Food' thread.

Thanks, wd.

Strikebreaker!

Quick Moo Shu Pork up in 'Food' thread.

+you

or what d said.

Reply to Vader:

We can give him a six-pack of Ramen noodles, a 2 litre Pepsi and one of Merfa's God-awful dresses as a makeshift flag when he gets there.

So long as you tag along and he introduces to his ice pick and a bottomless chasm. :P

I'll do it, cunti, but only if i can use your spine as a flagpole.

We can give him a six-pack of Ramen noodles, a 2 litre Pepsi and one of Merfa's God-awful dresses as a makeshift flag when he gets there.

Reply to ette:

on my to-do list actually

...days are long gone for such things to be on my list :(

Reply to Vader:

Cute.

Like we all don't laugh at those people stumbling in at 435th place?

People can do better things than run 26 miles.
Then again [whispers] 'white people do things just for doing things'

racist


*woowaves*

I'd love for ey to be the first to attempt Mt Everest without oxygen.

Reply to mrswoo:

A recipe at your leisure please, wd.

I think we have a recipe thread on the forum and if we don't we ought to.

I'll go look for such a thread.

Reply to Vader:

Maybe ette will scale Mt Everest next; or parachute out of a plane.

on my to-do list actually

Reply to wd home again:

Quick Moo Shu Pork - very easy, very tasty, highly recommended.

A recipe at your leisure please, wd.

I think we have a recipe thread on the forum and if we don't we ought to.

Reply to mrswoo:

Some of us don't.

Some of us would rather read a book.

Rather than run 26 miles, that is, or even one mile.

Well I am in Team keep-ette-alive.

Quick Moo Shu Pork - very easy, very tasty, highly recommended.

Reply to Vader:

Cute.

Like we all don't laugh at those people stumbling in at 435th place?

People can do better things than run 26 miles.
Then again [whispers] 'white people do things just for doing things'

Some of us don't.

Some of us would rather read a book.

ette could slice Anti up for charity.

Reply to mrswoo:

Caloo Callay - Blogs has sorted my forum password woes out.

Phoooof.

...whooo, way to go, mrswoo.

Reply to Vader:

Maybe ette will scale Mt Everest next; or parachute out of a plane.

...lucky her if she does.

Caloo Callay - Blogs has sorted my forum password woes out.

Phoooof.

Reply to Vader:

Cute.

Like we all don't laugh at those people stumbling in at 435th place?

People can do better things than run 26 miles.
Then again [whispers] 'white people do things just for doing things'

...well there you go, ette, you'd better have a good reason for doing it then.

Reply to ette:

what wd said, and it is for charity.

Well go on then.

Reply to Vader:

Unless it's for charity; what's the point?

what wd said, and it is for charity.

Maybe ette will scale Mt Everest next; or parachute out of a plane.

Cute.

Like we all don't laugh at those people stumbling in at 435th place?

People can do better things than run 26 miles.
Then again [whispers] 'white people do things just for doing things'

Reply to Vader:

Unless it's for charity; what's the point?

...self satisfaction, Vader, of a kind different to your norm ;)

Reply to ette:

Anyone want to encourage me to register for a marathon?
*seriously needs encouragement*

Unless it's for charity; what's the point?

Reply to ette:

Spot on about loosing the weight, i think am gonna be a skinny-arse model by the end of October

I will, of course, merely make bodily movements in front of the TV with the Wii turned on... or EA Fitness as they have quite a spiffing step programme - 400 cals lost in 30 mins...

Reply to wd home again:

Oh, it's so soon, if it were in the Spring I was going to say I'd come over to cheer you on :(

Gwan, you can do it - I'll start training over here with you - I could do with losing weight :)

Spot on about loosing the weight, i think am gonna be a skinny-arse model by the end of October

Reply to ey:

when you are traveling with a passport from a small central asian country, y,yta :)
...especially on short notice.

...well you will be a Johnny Foreigner ;)

Reply to wd home again:

...and are EU visas that difficult to get?

when you are traveling with a passport from a small central asian country, y,yta :)
...especially on short notice.

Reply to mr.d:

No hotels within the airport's environs? Cunt off, cunti.

I asked them, and they said they were not aware of any. Which is strange, seeing as they fly there. The whole 'customer-service' part of the experience was very disappointing.

Flying with Lufthansa now, should be better.

Reply to ey:

I'd need a EU visa to leave the airport, though. otherwise it would have been fine to stay in the city - a friend of mine lives there.

...and are EU visas that difficult to get?

Reply to ey:

I'd need a EU visa to leave the airport, though. otherwise it would have been fine to stay in the city - a friend of mine lives there.

No hotels within the airport's environs? Cunt off, cunti.

Reply to ette:

see the link below.

I'll do the 10kms

Oh, it's so soon, if it were in the Spring I was going to say I'd come over to cheer you on :(

Gwan, you can do it - I'll start training over here with you - I could do with losing weight :)

Reply to mr.d:

What happened to the old one, ey?

There were only idiot free cabins.

I'd need a EU visa to leave the airport, though. otherwise it would have been fine to stay in the city - a friend of mine lives there.

Wot wd said.

Reply to ey:

I was going to be waiting for a connecting flight in Frnakfurt (in the airport) for just over a day. called the airline here and confired that'd it'd be ok (them transfering the luggae, me being in the airport for more than a day).

they said yes, but last night as I was checking in at...

Blimey, wouldn't it have been cheaper to have checked into a hotel :o

/LPAG

Reply to wd home again:

...ette, is that a 26 mile marathon?

see the link below.

I'll do the 10kms

Reply to mr.d:

What happened to the old one, ey?

I was going to be waiting for a connecting flight in Frnakfurt (in the airport) for just over a day. called the airline here and confired that'd it'd be ok (them transfering the luggae, me being in the airport for more than a day).

they said yes, but last night as I was checking in at the airport, they said it was not allowed. so I lost that ticket and the connecting one, had to rebook everything this morning.

there goes the macbook money :(

Reply to wd home again:

...with all else that you have to do??

Oh, go on then :)

LINK

Last time i did it was 2006.

Since it's at the end of October i feel i have time to prepare. hit the gym for about an hour every day.

...ette, is that a 26 mile marathon?

Reply to ey:

new flight to Frankfurt booked.

*phew*

Frankfurt? Have I missed something here.

What happened to the old one, ey?

new flight to Frankfurt booked.

*phew*

Reply to ette:

Anyone want to encourage me to register for a marathon?
*seriously needs encouragement*

...with all else that you have to do??

Oh, go on then :)

Reply to Coolio:

Thanks for the tea. No milk and sugar for me please.
*sips tea*

POIDH

Reply to mrswoo:

*pours some more and passes milk and sugar*

Thanks for the tea. No milk and sugar for me please.
*sips tea*

Anyone want to encourage me to register for a marathon?
*seriously needs encouragement*

Reply to Coolio:

Any would do...
*holds out cup*

*pours some more and passes milk and sugar*

Reply to mr.d:

Bunch of women in that defence.

Played like girls.

Reply to Vader:

Who missed this goal?

LINK

The goal was ordinary - the run up to it was good, though.

Reply to Vader:

Who missed this goal?

LINK

Bunch of women in that defence.

I wouldn't have been arsing so much because I'd have been on a dodgy machine.

The cupcake was very good.

The only thing one can afford to buy in Liberty besides their Christmas Deccies (now on sale).

Who missed this goal?

LINK

Reply to wd home again:

Tom Cruise is looking so old lately - and I don't think it's doing him any favours...

no wonder he lullabied me to sleep.

*holds out cup to mrswoo*

Reply to mrswoo:

You'll have to make do with Darj - unless you want some Fennel tea.

Any would do...
*holds out cup*

Reply to mrswoo:

Were you about last October ?

*pours*

...not that you'd notice ;)

Reply to mrswoo:

Were you about last October ?

*pours*

Of course.

Cheers.

Reply to mr.d:

You should've asked me. ;-) *holds out cup*

Were you about last October ?

*pours*

Reply to Coolio:

See my 17.27.

*is waiting*

You'll have to make do with Darj - unless you want some Fennel tea.

Reply to mrswoo:

When I bought this i-Mac a newer version came out about a week or two later - the bloody assistant could have told me.

Tea anyone ?

You should've asked me. ;-) *holds out cup*

Reply to mrswoo:

When I bought this i-Mac a newer version came out about a week or two later - the bloody assistant could have told me.

Tea anyone ?

See my 17.27.

*is waiting*

Reply to wd home again:

Tom Cruise is looking so old lately - and I don't think it's doing him any favours...

That only came out here a month or so ago - didn't it ?

Reply to ette:

the full 90min gone by the wind, when i should have caught it at the comfort of my home. now i hate "Knight and Day".

Tom Cruise is looking so old lately - and I don't think it's doing him any favours...

Reply to mr.d:

You have to know when to buy.

When I bought this i-Mac a newer version came out about a week or two later - the bloody assistant could have told me.

Tea anyone ?

Reply to wd home again:

:( so you missed all the game?? I at least saw the first half!

the full 90min gone by the wind, when i should have caught it at the comfort of my home. now i hate "Knight and Day".

Reply to mr.d:

You have to know when to buy.

...I guess so.

Reply to ette:

I've had a very low opinion of myself since tuesday night!

Here goes:
I get home nice and early on Tuesday (7.30pm), sits pretty on the couch, thinks to my self, "it's early let me watch a movie then switch to the game at 9.45pm". Shock, movement at the front door wakes me up...

:( so you missed all the game?? I at least saw the first half!

Reply to wd home again:

...touble is there's always something newer and better coming around the corner... you may recall that I replaced #3's iTouch in May only to have a lovely new model come out a couple of months after... by the time the new screen iPad comes out there'll be something newer and better that it won't...

You have to know when to buy.

Reply to mr.d:

Football on ITV4 soon if anyone's desperate.

Liverpool are now so pathetic I may support them for this game.

Reply to mr.d:

Yes. I want an iPad when the screen's like that.

...touble is there's always something newer and better coming around the corner... you may recall that I replaced #3's iTouch in May only to have a lovely new model come out a couple of months after... by the time the new screen iPad comes out there'll be something newer and better that it won't carry.

Reply to wd home again:

Oh, hi there, ette! :)

I've had a very low opinion of myself since tuesday night!

Here goes:
I get home nice and early on Tuesday (7.30pm), sits pretty on the couch, thinks to my self, "it's early let me watch a movie then switch to the game at 9.45pm". Shock, movement at the front door wakes me up at half past midnight. It's the big man, home after watching the game from the local pub. I'll always have a grudge with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.

Football on ITV4 soon if anyone's desperate.

Reply to wd home again:

Xavi and Fabregas both out of Spain team for Scotland... what a bitch... all that way and I don't get to see El Capitan in National Colours...

...oh, well, I guess I'll see him play in Spain next year... if they still want to buy a broken old crock.

“Nicklas Bendtner (groin) should be available after the international break,” said Wenger, “and Aaron Ramsey (leg) is progressing very well.”

Reply to wd home again:

Xavi and Fabregas both out of Spain team for Scotland... what a bitch... all that way and I don't get to see El Capitan in National Colours...

...oh, well, I guess I'll see him play in Spain next year... if they still want to buy a broken old crock.

Get a refund! :-P

Reply to wd home again:

...indeed and at least they didn't charge me for it - which apparently they are entitled to do - wouldn't have got very far with me though, no way would I have paid £139 for it. I'm thinking now of canceling my contract when it ends, going PAYG and buying a new iTouch, seeing as how this is now a...

Yes. I want an iPad when the screen's like that.

Xavi and Fabregas both out of Spain team for Scotland... what a bitch... all that way and I don't get to see El Capitan in National Colours...

...oh, well, I guess I'll see him play in Spain next year... if they still want to buy a broken old crock.

Reply to mr.d:

Better than nothing. They had 3G's still lying around? *waves at various*

...indeed and at least they didn't charge me for it - which apparently they are entitled to do - wouldn't have got very far with me though, no way would I have paid £139 for it. I'm thinking now of canceling my contract when it ends, going PAYG and buying a new iTouch, seeing as how this is now a new unit...

...but the iPhone 4 is sooooooooo nice, the clarity of the screen is a-ma-zing.

Reply to wd home again:

...ah, mrd... guess what, after one and a half hours they conceded that they couldn't fix my phone so I got a new 3G to replace it :/

Better than nothing. They had 3G's still lying around? *waves at various*

Reply to mrswoo:

*goes to make a pot of tea*

Lemon & Ginger for me pls

Reply to ette:

boo miss me?

Oh, hi there, ette! :)

Reply to wd home again:

...hello, everyone... mrd around?

boo miss me?

Reply to wd home again:

...you surely do... hope you've got something nice in for dinner to spoil yourself :)

Well, not had any money for the past few days, so will be reheated pasta or chili, methinks.

Still, payday tomorrow and time to hit Sainsburys!

Reply to wd home again:

Hey, ey... how long are you still there for?

till next friday

...ah, mrd... guess what, after one and a half hours they conceded that they couldn't fix my phone so I got a new 3G to replace it :/

Reply to mrswoo:

*goes to make a pot of tea*

*grabs empty cup in readiness*

Don't miss this

LINK

unlucky Sara Carbonero

Reply to mrswoo:

*goes to make a pot of tea*

Ooooh, chuck in an extra spoonful for me, mrs.

...was tempted by the latest Bodum 'in glass mug infuser' that I saw in Lewis' it's almost as big as the mug so lots of room for leaves to circulate in the hot water. Might be a little treat purchase next time :)

Reply to DublinGooner:

Yup.

Finished meetings early and came home.

Thought I deserved it!

...you surely do... hope you've got something nice in for dinner to spoil yourself :)

*goes to make a pot of tea*

Reply to wd home again:

...blimey, dubs home this early?

*faints*

Yup.

Finished meetings early and came home.

Thought I deserved it!

Reply to ey (still in Canadia):

hi wd

Hey, ey... how long are you still there for?

...blimey, dubs home this early?

*faints*

hi wd

...hello, everyone... mrd around?

When Wenger starts talking about an 80% Diaby being 'in the team', WBA's memories come flooding back.

Reply to Hazza:

Fucking hell.... being in all-day meetings is fucking gay!

Arse!

You have to control the whiteboard, otherwise it is just a day of your life you'll never get back.

Fucking hell.... being in all-day meetings is fucking gay!

Arse!

dubz, ette

On your goalkeeper training point, Blogs, I wonder how much practice our keepers get in dealing with crosses under pressure. I wouldn't imagine our attack throws in too many of those in training games.

Howdy folks

Ahoy¬

Home.

Which is nice!

Reply to Chippy:

And by Vigil, I'm hoping Public Hanging.

as mean as I feel typing it, 'this'

hey Chippy

And by Vigil, I'm hoping Public Hanging.

Hey, ey.

Has everyone gone to some Vigil regarding Fabianski that I haven't been told about?

hai

And by looking forward to it, I clearly mean shitting myself about it.

Reply to Coolio:

Good point but it's just too much energy and preparation invested on one game.

One big game.

There's more than just three or, notional six points, at stake. It's a test of where you are as a team, a game where a power boost of confidence is up for grabs while at the same time derailing and sapping the confidence of your close competitors.

It's an opportunity to cunt some bastards and I'm looking forward to it.

Reply to sedar:

well said but at least a draw is needed specially for our hopeless full backs to get some confidence.

Depends on who we play though.
Gibbs could now start ahead of Clichy. Clichy has been that bad.
Sagna has only played one rubbish game this season. His confidence should be ok.

Reply to Chippy:

I thought iDecency had to do with my iPhone manner.

heh

Reply to Chippy:

What about that nice by-product of a win that deprives Chelsea of three points?

It's the old six-pointer thing.

Good point but it's just too much energy and preparation invested on one game.

I thought iDecency had to do with my iPhone manner.

Reply to Coolio:

You could be charged with unintentional idecency and potential assault... Watch it!

+n

What about that nice by-product of a win that deprives Chelsea of three points?

It's the old six-pointer thing.

Reply to Chippy:

*Yawns again, but this time with a bit of a saliva spray*

You could be charged with unintentional idecency and potential assault... Watch it!

Reply to Coolio:

I knew we were gonna get done sometime soon when everyone including Blogs kept calling Chelsea the first real test of the season for the Arsenal. I have never seen it that way.
To win the league, you simply need to concentrate on beating all the "mini" teams home and away.
By mini, I...

well said but at least a draw is needed specially for our hopeless full backs to get some confidence.

*Yawns again, but this time with a bit of a saliva spray*

Reply to Vader:

A possible reason is these games breed enthusiasm for the Club.

If this season sees him trotted out for the likes of Blackpool and Wigan then he's more unlikely to resist the wiles of Pique for another year, will he?

I knew we were gonna get done sometime soon when everyone including Blogs kept calling Chelsea the first real test of the season for the Arsenal. I have never seen it that way.
To win the league, you simply need to concentrate on beating all the "mini" teams home and away.
By mini, I mean teams that have finished outside of the European places (and that equates to 84 points from the bottom 14 teams). The consistency needed to do that is the real litmus test. I don't f**king care about the Chelsea game. There I've said it.

/rant over.

Reply to estonian gooner:

so quiet in here

I know

so quiet in here

hello my fellow gooners!

*Yawns*

Reply to Mick:

Really? LINK

Ha. He can wear the kit for the snakes on a plane sequel.

Really? LINK

Obviously.

You've forgotten Robben's given offside goal in the same game then.

Reply to mr.d:

It was justice for that disallowed RVP goal a few years ago at Highbury.

It is better that ten legitimate goals be disallowed than one offside goal is wrongfully recorded.

Reply to Vader:

Blogs is an honourable man and discounts that game owing to the obvious failings of the referee on the equaliser.

It was justice for that disallowed RVP goal a few years ago at Highbury.

Never got the issue with the Gallas speech.

I'd buy a few Apache helicopters to take out the Cuntski team bus.

Reply to wandarah:

the last 6 games cannot be right, surely?

didnt rvp do them at the bridge? was that 6 games ago?

Blogs is an honourable man and discounts that game owing to the obvious failings of the referee on the equaliser.

Reply to Ricey:

I was thinking about what I'd do with £82m the other day and couldn't think of anything beyond giving half away and buying some new toys.

I'd fund a war somewhere.

Codename : Bad Bitch From Sri Lanka

Reply to E-Bone-Capone:

'Ello, Arses. Staying home from school (sick)... listening to the new Deerhunter album, going to play some Fifa.

This is so lame, lol.

Reply to Coolio:

I don't see why lots of us fans are unhappy Fabregas is unfit for this game. It's not necessary to rush players knowing our injury record.

Besides, can't remember a big game Fab won for us against a "big" team in a long while. He helps us against the West Broms - which is important...

A possible reason is these games breed enthusiasm for the Club.

If this season sees him trotted out for the likes of Blackpool and Wigan then he's more unlikely to resist the wiles of Pique for another year, will he?

Reply to Furley:

Good question the article seems to be complimentary of the goalkeeping coach.

Keep up.

Reply to Coolio:

Exactly, what is the problem?

Good question the article seems to be complimentary of the goalkeeping coach.

Exactly, what is the problem?

Can't understand why WD likes Jesus Navas. He has a romance novel face but after that, he's a midget and hardly manly.

I can't imagine wd can have a decent fantasy about him.

Reply to wd @ apple store:

...still here, can't fix it on OS4 now trying OS3, if that doesn't work . . .

Wi-fi problem?

...still here, can't fix it on OS4 now trying OS3, if that doesn't work . . .

Bloody Vodafone nearly making me miss the Eduardo reunion.
Won't be able to take the whole wednesday off now.
Cunts.

I don't see why lots of us fans are unhappy Fabregas is unfit for this game. It's not necessary to rush players knowing our injury record.

Besides, can't remember a big game Fab won for us against a "big" team in a long while. He helps us against the West Broms - which is important but we can do without him for the biggies. Remember Arsenal 2 - ManUtd 1 a couple of seasons ago?

Reply to mr.d:

He might suggest get a refurb job.

I am fairly liberally minded but I've never had a refurb job.

It sounds kinky.

-refurb ;-)

I can't even afford one of those

Reply to Ricey:

Is it worth emailing him to say I need an iMac and can't fucking afford one?

He might suggest get a refurb job.

Reply to mr.d:

Email Steve Jobs if you leave unhappy. Seriously.

Is it worth emailing him to say I need an iMac and can't fucking afford one?

-t
+s

I'm afraid to go outside in case the mouse it outside the back door, looking at me. I'm not scared of the mouse, but I fret about the dog getting it. Heh.

Email Steve Jobs if you leave unhappy. Seriously.

Reply to Ricey:

If you manage to steal the Macbook, I'll give you hard cash for it.

...it's not very big... and I suspect alarms would sound if I tried to walk off with it - would be one way of getting their attention though!

Reply to mr.d:

He can do it orally.

heh

Reply to wd @ apple store:

...I bet she doesn't require photo id.

*is going to Krispy Kreme for a mixed dozen when I get sorted here*

... I think they've forgotten me shoved me on a table with a white macbook thing and left me to it.

If you manage to steal the Macbook, I'll give you hard cash for it.

Reply to Ricey:

I want and desire Angelina Jolie but all I have is Plastic Pauline upstairs so I make do.

There's a lesson in that somewhere ;-)

...I bet she doesn't require photo id.

*is going to Krispy Kreme for a mixed dozen when I get sorted here*

... I think they've forgotten me shoved me on a table with a white macbook thing and left me to it.

Reply to nelly:

Always keep a puncture repair kit nearby?

He can do it orally.

Reply to Ricey:

I want and desire Angelina Jolie but all I have is Plastic Pauline upstairs so I make do.

There's a lesson in that somewhere ;-)

Always keep a puncture repair kit nearby?

I'd like a cake

I want and desire Angelina Jolie but all I have is Plastic Pauline upstairs so I make do.

There's a lesson in that somewhere ;-)

Reply to Ricey:

You don't need a phone upgrade anyway. People never do.

...ahhh, but I want and desire one. Reason enough.

Reply to wd @ apple store:

...and David Villa, and Jesus Navas, and Llorente...

:( they won't let me upgrade my phone because I don'tt have photo ID on me...

*is not happy*

You don't need a phone upgrade anyway. People never do.

Reply to Ricey:

All that money on going to see Spain and you're going to have to make do with Puyol

...and David Villa, and Jesus Navas, and Llorente...

:( they won't let me upgrade my phone because I don'tt have photo ID on me...

*is not happy*

+ /warna

Reply to mr.d:

He may be out of the Spain game.

He IS out already apparently!

He may be out of the Spain game.

Reply to wd @ apple store:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo again to non inclusion in Team Campeones...

I've been backarseing waiting for my iPhone to be fixed :(((

All that money on going to see Spain and you're going to have to make do with Puyol

Reply to TheHollowayStrangler:

Fabregas will miss Sunday's ...............


LINK

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo again to non inclusion in Team Campeones...

I've been backarseing waiting for my iPhone to be fixed :(((