Arsenal need a valium.
Wednesday, 23 February 05, 06:54 PM · Comments (0)
Bayern Munich have thrown their towel on the sun lounger marked quarter-finals!
Witless Arsenal will need to slip the pool boy some coins to try and sneak through to the next round instead of them.
We’ve all heard how German football is riddled with corruption.
Is that the gunners best route to the quarters?
Danny Fizsman is a diamond merchant.
Perhaps a pair of jewel-encrusted keepers gloves could persuade Ollie Kahn to let a couple of soft goals in at Highbury in two weeks time.
A miserable night for Arsenal in Munich. Kolo Toure had a nightmare.
I hear that Arsene and Pat Rice were preparing to offer a live sacrifice at half-time on one of the concrete circles just behind the goals.
The same ones that Trevor Francis landed on after he scored his brave header which brought Nottingham Forest the European Cup.
Sadly, at the moment, Arsenal are a MILLION MILES AWAY from winning it!
And as every season passes, they look less likely.
Patrick Vieira may well be Arsenal’s Moses.He might lead this team to the edge of the promised land of a Champions League final.
But he’ll never play in one.
Sad news that my old snooker buddy Hunter S Thompson has died
I used to play a few frames now and then with Hunter at the Camden snooker club
His best break was 82 – not bad at all.
His reflexes and enormous hands made him a natural keeper, but he never played soccer seriously
The nearest he got was taking a pot shot with a Derringer at George Best in a bar.
The elfin drunk had tried to steal a sip of Hunter’s scotch, a foolish move.
I’ve noticed that some sites seem to be ripping off Arseblog News Review.
THAT’S A DISGRACE.
I find it kinda funny, and I find it kinda sad.
This sort of behaviour could get the internet closed down.
You’ve been warned!
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