Saturday stuff

Good Saturday to you all.

There's a certain amount of *boilk* this morning but nothing too terrible. Certainly nothing sausages, bacon, white pudding, fried eggs, toast, orange juice and about 1800mg of Ibuprofen won't fix.

Not a huge amount going on in the word of Arsenal. There's some stuff on the official site about Bendtner, Clichy, Senderos and Sagna so go there and knock yourself out.

Manuel Almunia compares Aaron Ramsey to Cesc but says he still has lots to learn from Cesc and Diaby (probably how to never play more than 5 consecutive games lest you get too tired and ouchy). I am looking forward to seeing this lad play though.

According to The Sun Kolo Toure has made an 'amazing' recovery from malaria. Unconfirmed sources tell me he was on a life-support machine just a few hours ago and they were agonising over pulling the plug. Then, amazingly, he leapt up, gave Arsene Wenger a big hug, went for a 10 mile run, built a house, dug a trench and sang songs about his pet piglet until people were wishing he was back on life-support. Now he's so well recovered he can suck the malaria out of other people's bodies from 6 feet away.

And that's really about all there is to tell you. So I'll shut up now and go make the breakfast.

Till tomorrow.