Things to do during the Interlull

Once more into the Interlull we go, dear friends.

Our next game of football is on Saturday October 18th at 3pm. I ask you, in all seriousness, what the buggering fuck are we supposed to do until then? With only the late point against Sunderland to sustain us as well. That's like sending us on an expedition to the antarctic with just a half packet of Carr's water biscuits and a small piece of brie.

What are we going to talk about? Well, I've come up with some topics for discussion:

• Theo's sideburns, cool or hirsute extravagance?
• Who would win in a fight to the death between Eboue and a really cross Koala?
• How the birth of William Gallas brought about the latest global recession
• Guess how many beads are in Bacary Sagna's dreads
• Is thinking you're a much better player than you are a good thing or a bad thing? In footballing circles this is known as the Adebayor factor
• Denilson, is it really hair or does someone paint his head?
• Who will score a wonder goal against us next?
• Does Arsene need a new number 2? And should it be Macho Man Randy Savage?
• If Cesc Fabregas stuck his hand in the fire would you do it too?
• Carlos Vela, proof that refried beans are vital for a footballer's progression or simply a freak of nature?
• Who will play for Arsenal first? Diaby, Rosicky, a sickly baby currently in an incubator in Great Ormond Street hospital.
• Why the 'Wonder of you' anthem should be replaced by 'Smells like teen spirit'.
• Jack Wilshere has become the most pube free footballer to score for Arsenal. Is this good or bad?

So that should be plenty to get us through until about 11am this morning. After that I really don't know.

I suppose I could mention Sp*rs getting beaten by Hull yesterday but seeing as we got beaten by Hull last week it'd be a bit lame. Plus getting your kicks at the expense of others is all well and good when you're sitting pretty yourself but we're not really at the moment so I won't.

I see Adebayor has quit Togo so he can concentrate on Arsenal. I suppose that's a good thing although his complete lack of interest in celebrating our goal the other day was a bit weird. Check the pictures - what's up with him?

Anyway, that's about that for this morning. There's little or no news, as you might imagine, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. Sorry, I mean settle down in your old armchair with only one TV channel to watch for the next 12 days or so. And that TV channel is showing repeats of Heartbeat over and over and over again.

Oh man, it's gonna be fun. Till tomorrow.