Oh Arsene, you sly old dog. You cunning old fox. You wily old goat. You crafty old mink. You artful dodger. You devious old armadillo.

Here we sit bemoaning the arrival of Silvestre, praying that you're not going to do something like use him in central defence and convert Kolo to defensive midfielder, and you let us stew for a couple of days. You big tease. Then you say:

I can surprise you sometimes, as I got one in whom you did not expect, and there still might be one more player coming in.

With a crafty smile on your face, no doubt. Perhaps you even gave a little wink. When speculation around Gareth Barry was brought up, you said:

You know the position, but I cannot tell you much more. There is interest always (in players). I do not want to give you any names.

You big tart. I know what you're doing. You're teasing us again, aren't you? People will mention Barry which will allow to go off and buy somebody nobody expects you to buy. Oh my, with these Ferrero Rocher signings you are truly spoiling us. 

In seriousness though it's good to hear that our transfer business is not over and done with. The fact that the boss said being cup-tied in Europe wouldn't rule out a move for a player means you could still throw Alonso's name into the mix despite Liverpool apparently rejecting a £10m bid from us. If that's true it seems Alonso's absence from the Champions League is not a huge issue for the boss - and I get the feeling he'd prefer him to Barry. We'll wait and see what happens.

It's Fulham tomorrow and squad news is that Silvestre is doubtful (heh, welcome to the treatment room, fishface), but Alex Song is back. And with the greatest respect to the young man it's a sign of how weak we are in midfield that you're glad he's back and might even start. Nasri should be fit, which is good. The usual absentees are absent but Cesc could be back as early as next week for the second leg against Twente. More tomorow from the boss's pre-game press conference. 

Armand Traore has gone to spend the season on loan at Portsmouth. I suppose the arrival of Silvestre has allowed that to happen and I really think he does need to go somewhere, play semi-regularly at least, and learn about defending. With Tony Adams down there if he doesn't come back a better defender I'd be surprised.

Sad news yesterday regarding the ill health of Liam Brady, my all-time greatest Arsenal hero of all-time, ever. Best wishes to him for a full and speedy recovery. 

Now, Arsecast. On this week's show we get your thoughts on the arrival of Silvestre from United, the Man in the Bar is in there and we have an exclusive contribution from Silvestre himself. Seriously.

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Right then, one more signing. One more signing. Come on Arsene, do it. Do it. Now. Do it, now. Come on. Come on.

More tomorrow. 

Good morning and good Friday to you all.

We're in Amsterdam tonight and tomorrow for the Amsterdam Tournament which sees us take in games against Ajax and Sevilla. Two good tests by any standards.

Arsene Wenger has called it 'ideal preparation' and it's a good chance to give some players a run out, in particular Cesc who's like to play his first game since returning to training last week. The boss also claims he'd have liked to play Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan but frankly I couldn't give a shit if I never saw that arrogant, overweening cuntblister ever again.

He's give his backing to William Gallas as skipper saying he feels some of the other candidates are too young, but more importantly spoke about the team learning the lessons of last season. He says:

We have kept the basis of the team and the frustration we got from not winning it in the end will come out for the good. We have the strength and resolve to do it. We need first to get in that position and if we do that again, I believe we will show the needed resilience.

It's hard to argue with the fact we were only just short last season but in truth the title challenge was over after that run of draws. As I said yesterday if we can learn the lessons of last season then fantastic - the difficulty is that the squad isn't quite as good as last season, particularly in central midfield. Ironic when you think back to the end of last August and the abundance of talent we had in there. I still think we need that one signing to make ourselves real contenders for silverware this season - especially given the fact Diaby is injured again leaving us with only Cesc and Denilson as realistic contenders for central midfield.

Theo Walcott talks about how he asked for number 8 this season but discovered it was going to Nasri, so he took 14 instead. Sometimes football is just too exciting for words.

Not much else happening really. So we'll get on with the Arsecast. On this week's show I'm joined by the fine chappy from A Cultured Left Foot and we talk pre-season, Amsterdam, Jack Wilshere and more. As well as that the Man in the Bar has a player history, there's a tale of the unexpected, Adebayor and more.

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Reminding you as well about the Arseblog mini-league in OleOle's fantasy football game. Simply select your English Premier League team then join the mini-league named 'arseblogprem' and the password is simply arseblog.

The overall prizes include Champions League final tickets and hotels and PS3s and FIFA games and all manner of stuff and there'll be an Arseblog only prize or two as well. More details on fantasy football here.

Right so, have a good day. More tomorrow.

Good morning to you, another week has flown by, eh?

There's plenty of Arse action coming up this weekend as the Emirates Cup takes place with games against Juventus and Real Madrid. Certainly a good test for the squad and, with the games on TV, a chance for us to have a proper look at the likes of Vela and Nasri, and to assess the rest of the lads in terms of fitness etc.

With the manager saying he's still looking for one player he explained his signing of Amaury Bischoff, calling it a 'gamble'. He says the player is talented but will two or three months to get fully fit. Let's think about him again in two or three months then.

Jens Lehmann has warned Emmanuel Adebayor against leaving Arsenal, saying:

If you look at every player who has left Arsenal, he has not managed to shine again at his new club. I joined Stuttgart this summer — but it is different for me, because I am a goalkeeper and I am also 38 years old.

Arsene is insistent that the Togonator will be staying as well so now it's all down to the player. Work hard, score goals, don't cause any ructions, and life won't be too difficult for him at all. I suppose we'll just have to wait and see what his head is like and if he's going to let the fact he made himself look like a proper chump affect him.

William Gallas has ruled out any move to PSG and says he's looking forward to the new season with Arsenal. He's also spoken about the transfer business so far this summer, saying:

At Arsenal we totally trust Arsene Wenger and even if we haven’t signed lots of players, we have enormous quality in the group, with youngsters that don’t stop improving and more experienced ones who bring their knowledge of football.

Just imagine what adding an experienced, quality player to our midfield would do then? I really do think we're very close to having a title challenging squad. I just hope we get the kind of player in who will make a difference and provide that statement of intent.

Today sees the draw for the 3rd qualifying round of the Champions League. We're in the pot, obviously, and while there's the usual mix of teams that you would expect us to beat there are potentially some tricky opponents there as well. Atletico Madrid, Galatasaray and Dinamo Kiev are ones to be avoided.

Update: It's Steve McClaren and FC Twente! 

The Online Gooner takes Ian Wright to task, and rightly so, for some rather crass comments he made in the Sun.

You'll notice a lot of stories this morning about the Rat-faced chav talking about how much he wants to play against Arsenal after his move from Blackburn to Sp*rs. He's trying to set himself up as some kind of pantomime villain and it's a measure of his ego that he thinks we'd waste our time hating someone as irrelevant as he is.

OleOle Fantasy Football - there's an Arseblog league set up under the English Premier League game. Just register for the Fantasy Football game and join the league arseblogprem, the password for which is arseblog. I should be able to add some code so we can display the league stats on the homepage here and as well as being in for the overall OleOle prizes there'll be an individual Arseblog prize too. Get cracking.

Right, Arsecast time, and on today's show I chat to the Man from East Lower about everything that's been going on in pre-season and beyond. The man in the bar has a player history, there's a tale of the unexpected, Arsene Wenger Hawkins is back and there's the usual guff too.

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Enjoy, see you tomorrow.

Morning all, another week over (nearly) and tomorrow sees our first pre-season friendly take place. Woo hoooo!

There's only one place to start this morning and that's the departure of Gilberto Silva, confirmed officially by the club yesterday. In stark contrast to the rather cutting remarks made by Arsene Wenger about Hleb's move the official website was full of good cheer towards the Brazilian, and so it should be. He's been a fantastic servant since he joined in the summer of 2002, been an integral part of title and trophy winning sides and, in an era when players are all too willing to throw a strop at the slightest little things, he's been a model professional in the face of some serious disappointments.

It really wasn't until he spent a long time out with a serious back injury that people realised what he brought to the side. Never the most dynamic or creative he had a natural defensive instinct and was always aware of where the team needed cover. If a centre-half went forward he automatically slotted into their position to cover. 

He had some landmark moments too. He scored on his debut against Liverpool in the Charity Shield, he scored what was then the fastest ever Champions League goal against PSV (despite giving the ball away, heh), and he scored our first goal at the new stadium as we drew 1-1 against Aston Villa on the opening day of the 2006-7 season. And that year was probably his finest as an Arsenal player. He led the team in the absence of Thierry Henry, scored a lot of goals and was, to my mind, our best player that year.

Last summer he went to the Copa America with Brazil and suffered for it. Most expected him to be made captain, Arsene went with William Gallas, a move which, in hindsight, turned out to be as poor a decision as the boss has ever made, in my opinion. Gilberto found himself on the bench as Flamini took his chance and kept his place in the side. But despite his obvious disappointment and hurt at the way things turned out he did nothing but keep his head down, work hard and give 100% for the club whenever needed. As a professional I sincerely hope that our younger players take their example from him rather than some of the other 'characters' in the squad. 

So he goes to Panathanaikos on a three year deal and I sincerely wish him all the best out there. He was a real professional and thoroughly decent man. Thanks for everything, Bert. You'll be remembered fondly.

His departure does leave a big hole in our midfield though but I suspect Gilberto's move was only sanctioned because the boss has something else lined up. As much as he might have high hopes for Denilson or Diaby there's no way we're going into next season with just those two, plus Cesc and possibly Song as back-up. I'm sure we'll make a signing for central midfield, I think it will be an experienced player and I suspect it'll probably be from an English side. There's talk of Barry or Xabi Alonso but who knows? There's definitely someone coming though.

Not much else to tell you about really. Barnet tomorrow should be good if only for the fact it's Arsenal and it's football.

If you can't get to Barnet and you fancy an Arsenal fix the London Masters is on at Wembley Arena. Ray Parlour leads the Arsenal side which also includes Steve Morrow and Vince Bartram, amongst others. Details here.

Right then, onto the Arsecast and this week I'm joined by Gilberto. Not Silva, but Silver from Gunnerblog, there's a player history with the Man in the Bar, a tale of the unexpected and I explain why there's no home shirt to give away in the competition.

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Enjoy, see you tomorrow. 

It's a very quiet Friday, ladies and gents.

Having scoured the morning's press for you there's little or nothing of any great interest to bring you. In Spain the news is dominated by Joan Laporta managing to survive the goat fucking scandal so there's nothing new regarding Hleb or Adebayor beyond what we already know.

The Sun reports that we're after some Colombian guy called Falcao to replace Adebayor if he goes. They quote the player as saying:

I know there is interest from Arsenal and that excites me. If there is an agreement between the clubs I’m ready to go. It would mean a huge leap forward in my career. I can guarantee my financial future. The Premier League is sensational.

Wonderful, once he can guarantee his financial future then we're all happy. That said it does look suspiciously like a Wenger signing. Bloke nobody's heard of - check. Reasonable transfer fee - check. Bloke nobody's heard of - check. And such.

However, the Daily Star says it's Huntelaar we're after. Whether that's based on any new information or simply a rehash of Sunday's News of the World story I just don't know. And frankly, I don't really care.

Some interesting comments from Nigel Winterburn in the Guardian, particularly about the way the manager would feel very let down by the behaviour of Adebayor and Hleb. AW has managed to engender great loyalty from his players but, as Goodplaya points out, we're now looking at Hleb, Adebayor and Diarra all leaving when he didn't want them to.

Is it a sign of a deeper malaise or have we just been unlucky to have three guys who have put their own agendas first? With Adebayor and Hleb it's undoubtedly money (although Hleb's decision to leave, I'm told, came after Eduardo's injury and the sustained kicking he got last season), while Diarra left to make sure he was part of France's squad for Euro 2008 - and look how well that worked out.

There's no doubt the squad needs a bit of experience but above experience we need to replace those who have left/are leaving with quality.

And that's a theme touched on in today's Arsecast by Amy Lawrence who joins me for a chat about the squad, Cesc, Adebayhelb and other stuff too. There's also a player history, tale of the unexpected and a chance to win the new home shirt with thanks to Nike. The winners of the Arsenal Stadium Mystery books are revealed too.

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And there you go. Have a good Friday, more tomorrow.

Update: It seems some bloke called Samir Nasri has signed for us. That was unexpected. 

Morning all,

it's another Adebayor focussed morning as reports from various sources (or perhaps one report repeated across various outlets) say that Barcelona have made a final 'take it or leave it' offer of £30m for Emmanuel Adebayor.

Take it! Seriously. £30m is fucking brilliant money for a guy that's had just one good season and who obviously wants to leave the club. Now, the Spanish press are really getting stuck in this morning. They say that Barcelona made a €30m offer and Arsenal said 'No, €40m' but apparently Laporta said that was totally unacceptable. But you know what's coming, don't you? Yeah, it's the patented Spanish press player agitation move. Sport says:

Adebayor must demonstrate, unequivocally, that he wants to play for Barcelona for the seasons ahead. If he does that, if he shows his committment to the 'blaugrana', there won't be any kind of doubts of his respect [for Barcelona]

Heh, they really are a hilarious bunch of bastards. Something I cover in today's Arsecast is the fact that one of the reasons Adebayor (and Hleb too) is so attractive to Barcelona is that they see him earning relatively a low salary so they won't have to pay him that much more than he's on at Arsenal. Might be a bit of a shocker if he's expecting Thierry Henry wages. Certainly the next few days are going to be interesting. Will Adebayor sit and beg like the lapdog Barcelona want him to be? Will Arsenal continue to play hardball, if that's what we're doing, over his transfer fee?

Ultimately though, if we get anything close to £30m for Adebayor it will be as canny a piece of transfer business as we've ever done. With Ken Friar and Arsene Wenger managing the deal then it's certainly not impossible. Let's wait and see.

Who comes in to replace him remains to be seen. Does it mean more time for Bendtner? Is Roque Santa Cruz the answer? All these questions, and more, wil be answered in time.

And really that's the only Arsenal story around this morning. Thank God for Adebayor turning into a silly twat this summer, I'd have had nothing to write about at all. Now though, Arsecast.

In today's Arsecast I talk to Tim Payton from the AST about Stan Kroenke, you can find out more about the Arsenal Stadium Mystery, but not the film, the book, plus there's the usual crap from the usual gadabouts and reprobates.

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Right so, have a good one. More tomorrow and happy July 4th to all our American Gooners out there. 

Silly season, isn't it?

£32 for Emmanuel Adebayor. I love the bloke but he's not worth £32m. Still, according to reports in Italy he's agreed terms with AC Milan and now it's just down to the two clubs to ...zzzzz... agree ...zzzzzz.... a fee.

This smacks 100% of an agent trying to frighten Arsenal into giving Adebayor a pay rise. Now, after last season I think he probably deserves one but in order to prove he's a top, top player Adebayor has to do it again this season and show that it wasn't a once off. I remember strikers like Kevin Phillips and James Beattie having great seasons but doing it consistently afterwards at the highest level was beyond them.

I doubt there's anything to this story really but players whose agents are stirring the shit are becoming quite tedious now. Speaking of which Hleb's agent is quoted in the Spanish press this morning and he says talks with Barcelona are 'ongoing' but nothing has been signed yet. Whatever.

Cardiff's Aaron Ramsey will fly to Switzerland on Saturday to meet Arsene Wenger. We're one of a number of clubs who have had bids accepted for the midfielder but the smart money is on him joining United. You see, this all boils down to whether he's a cunt or not. If he joins United then we know that he's a cunt. If he joins us then he's not a cunt and is determined to join the fight against cunts. It's possibly the greatest method of discovering if someone's a cunt or not.

Example - Arsenal and United both wanted Charlie Nicholas. Charlie joined the Arsenal, therefore he's not a cunt. On the other hand Cristiano Ronaldo joined United and I hardly need to tell you how much of a cunt he is.

Ahead of Euro2008 Philippe Senderos is urging his Swiss mates to get off to a dream start to the tournament. They play the Czech Republic. Meanwhile Robin van Persie wants Holland to emulate the football of some of the old Holland teams. They'd be better off emulating the winning of the 88 team rather than the glorious failures of the Cruyff era.

Cesc is looking forward to the tournament and is hoping to secure his place in the team and that Spain can do better than they normally in these things. I'm hoping they can as well, having put some money on them, although I will admit to a sneaky score on Russia at 25-1. Come on Sprussia! Don't forget you can follow Euro 2008 on OleOle's match centre.

Ok then, Arsecast time.

I was seriously considering no Arsecast this week. Not because I am a lazy bastard but because there wasn't a whole lot to talk about - still, you will be happy/sad (delete as appropriate) that I've managed to squeeze something out, like a poo that isn't quite cooked yet.

There's a chat with the man from East Lower, the Man in the Bar, a tale of the unexpected and some Talkshite radio amongst other stuff. 

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And that'll be that. Until tomorrow, have a happy Friday. 

Good Friday to you all.

We'll start with Emmanuel Adebayor. In this morning's Sun he has made his position quite clear despite all the speculation surrounding his future. He says:

I came to Arsenal with a mission to succeed. I’ve assured the gaffer Arsene Wenger I’ll stay because I believe in the team and I want to assure the fans my concentration is here. I have no reason to leave so I’ll stay to ensure that together we’ll win silverware.

It is hard to imagine Adebayor using the term 'the gaffer' but nevertheless it's a fairly unequivocal statement. This comes on the back of further reports in Spain this morning that he is the number 1 choice for Barcelona this summer. This is on the back of reports yesterday that Zlatan Imbrahimovic was the number 1 choice for Barcelona this summer.

Still, it's good to hear him so positive. Meanwhile Barcelona's outlook on Alex Hleb has changed somewhat. They still want him but they want to do the deal for €15-18m and not the maximum €20m they said the other day. They also want to see if, perhaps, we'd want to do a player swap. Can't think of anyone we might want from Barcelona though. What a pack of useless shitkickers they are.

The Mirror, yesterday, linked us with an £8m move for Wolves keeper Wayne Hennessey. I mean, come on. Seriously. Obviously the player's agent is mates with a Mirror journo who put that story together to raise the profile of a player nobody had ever heard of really. I don't see us spending that kind of money on a keeper, certainly not a 21 year old. It's gonna happen now, isn't it?

Gratuitous Nasri content - Did you know an anagram of Samir Nasri Arsenal is 'Airman lasers rains'. I think when he does sign if he doesn't laser the rain during his first game we should consider him a complete flop. Yeah, he might score a couple of goals but dammit I want players who can shoot lasers at the rain.

Now, onto the Arsecast.

I tried to get someone involved in a blog chat this week but the clever bastard, knowing there was no Arsenal news to talk about really, claimed his kitchen had been destroyed by a cyclone or something so it's just me waffling today.

On the show though there's a player history from the Man in the Bar, Eboue is there, George has a tale of the unexpected and some other waffle along the way, generally involving Arsenal, Hleb, Nazzzzzzzzri and stuff.

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Right then, that should see you right for today. Talk to you all tomorrow.

Good morning to you all,

it is very quiet today, I have to say. This is the way of the summer. I'm trying to go through today's blog without mentioning ***** ***** as it's all a bit boring now. When he signs, he signs. Until then I'm not getting involved in any of the rest of it.

AC Milan have targetted Adebayor, it seems. They've also targetted Eto'o and Drogba who are much more available this summer so I don't think we've got anything to worry about. You'd have to laugh if Drogba went to AC Milan though - take that Flamster! UEFA Cup football now you have to play with that cunt. Football is a hilarious game sometimes.

Gael Clichy, whose middle name should be Winston, I think, says that Arsenal won't make the same mistakes next season when it comes to the pursuit of the title. He says:

Arsenal won't make the same mistakes next season when it comes to the pursuit of the title.

Good man, Winston! I'm right behind you. Thankfully he didn't get picked for France this summer so he can chill out on the beach drinking rum based cocktails and recharge his batteries fully for the season ahead in which Arsenal won't make the same mistakes next season when it comes to the pursuit of the title.

Alexander Hleb's agent creams himself over the news that Real Madrid are after his client. He says:

This is fucking sweet. Honestly. Inter, Barcelona and Real Madrid all want to sign Alexander. It's great. Do you have any idea what this will do for my profile? I'll have a stable full of Eastern European players now all convinced I can get them a move to a big club and I'll take my percentage of their wages and buy a big house and a big car and I might even have a harem. I've always wanted a harem and girls to put their finger up my bum.

Some people. I dunno, it's a crazy world we live in folks. Right, that's about all the news there is. I suppose we should get on with the Arsecast.

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And that's it. Have a fine Friday. I'll be back with more tomorrow.

Happy Friday to you all. Not a huge amount happening to be honest but we'll muddle on the best we can.

Some good news to begin with and it looks like Gael Clichy is set to sign a new 4 year deal with the club. He was certainly one of our best players last season, his consistency was fantastic and it's great that he's going to sign on. He says:

We're at the end of our discussions. Everything's going well because my intention is clear: I want to stay at Arsenal. I never hesitated, not at all. Arsenal is one of the great clubs in Europe.

And for those of us who worry about the injury-prone van Persie and Rosicky we shouldn't overlook the fact that Gael spent a long time out with an injury that was career threatening at one point. Hey, I'm trying to be positive here. Clichy says he wants to be an Arsenal legend, something his predecessor was on the road to being before he fucked off to become one of the biggest cunts on earth. Put him to shame, GC.

The Telegraph reports that we're set to offer Fabregas, Adebayor, Sagna and the aforementioned Clichy new and improved deals to ensure their futures at the club. Erm, good! What more can you say about that?

Arsene yesterday confirmed that the club were applying for a work permit for Carlos Vela and that he would be involved in first team action next season. Those of us thinking he might solve our problems in wide areas need to think again though, it seems. The boss sees him as a striker, saying:

He has played the whole season at Osasuna on the left wing and he had to work hard there. But for me it is not his position he is a central striker, an Eduardo type.

That said the boss did play Eduardo wide from time to time, but rarely as part of a four man midfield, usually when we played with just one up top. He is very quick though and the idea of himself and Theo on the wings is a bit exciting. Two absolute fliers. Take that, slowcoach full backs of other teams!

Not much else happening so we might as well move on to your regular Friday dose of Arsecastness.

On this week's show there's no blogchat, instead there are contributions from you lot about your best and worst moments of the season. Some of them are serious, some not so serious, some downright hysterical, thank you all for taking the time to call the Arseblog hotline. The Arseline? The throbbing red Arse phone? Erm...

As well as that there's a player history from The Man in the Bar, we're at home with Eboue, there's a tale of the unexpected and much, much more.

And by much, much more I mean fuck all else. Sorry, but that's the truth of it.

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And that's about that. More tomorrow, Arsechums.