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Interlull : November is cold and disgusting, like a corpse's anus

Wednesday, 11 November 09, 02:39 AM

I hate the cold. Have I ever mentioned that? I think I might have. It's cold this morning. The worst part though is that it's not even really that cold and when it starts to get colder and colder I'm going to like it even less. I've been campaigning for a Blogs Family move to Equatorsville where it's warm all the time but as Mrs Blogs rightly points out they have their own problems there, what with monsters, political upheaval and monsters. And they have monsters.

However, for those of you feeling the cold fear not. There's something a bit later on in this blog for you. As we're right into the Interlull now the news is drying up. The club have confirmed that newly crowned Danish Player of the Year, Nicklas Bendtner, has had his hoo-ha operated on and will be out for about three to four weeks. Initial reports suggested he'd be gone until the new year so that's some good news. How much we miss him remains to be seen.

We have lots of little mobile nippy guys but not too many mobile lummoxes and what Bendtner gives us in terms of physicality and workrate makes up for what other players don't. Still, with most of November written off because of the internationals hopefully we can cope. You do wonder though with Theo permanently injured and Carlos Vela desaparecido if the manager regrets his decision not to sign Shakatak in the summer.

Speaking of players being out injured Arsene blames November. He says:

Traditionally November has not been a good month for us. But I explain that by the fact we had more injuries, it is the first period when they kick in.

I'm not sure I understand. Do our players bodies go "It's November! Time to twang that hamstring"? What happens at the training ground?

"Good morning, Tomas! How are you today?"

"I am fine boss. Feeling great. Ship shape. Top of the world. Eager beaver. Ready as I'll ever be".

"It's November 1st today you know".

"Really ... ooops ... my knee just fell off!"

"Oh November, when will you ever learn? Hahaha".

"Hahaha indeed. There goes my spinal cord!"

Maybe we've just been unlucky or maybe one November years ago Arsene did something that was really, really bad luck and it has cursed him ever since. They used to say that if you ran around Serge Gainsbourg three times backwards saying the Hail Mary it would break any curse you had on you. Sadly, with his passing, that is no longer possible. I'm told Arsene tried it with Serge Blanco one day but it did nothing but make him a bit dizzy and need to sit down with a stiff Pernod.

Kieran Gibbs talks about the World Cup and his chances of going while Eduardo talks about the World Cup and why Croatia aren't going. Eduardo also talks a a bit about Arsenal too.

Did you ever wonder what might happen if you had a brilliant footballer who was cripplingly shy and who hated the idea of being on television? Could he play in a mask of some kind, like Zorro? Or maybe the club would have to employ a special effects person to make him up in a range of different and hilarious latex disguises - like in that Eddie Murphy film where he appears as an old Jewish guy and the only way you know it's Eddie Murphy is because he's about as funny as watching your new puppy being raped by a Gorgon wearing a Sp*rs shirt. I should probably wonder about other stuff, really.

Right then, for those of you feeling the cold the best way to not feel the cold is to put a scarf on. "Wear something around your neck", I always remember my father shouting at me as I went out the door. Apparently not covering ones neck in cold weather increases the possibility of all kinds of illnesses such as distemper and tonsilitis. 

But I would not have you put on any old scarf, no sir/madam/transgendered person. I would have you put on a 100% cashmere Savile Rogue scarf, only the finest scarf known to humanity. To win it, simply answer the following question:

Name the odd one out : a) John Terry's Dad b) Phil Brown's son c) My next door neighbour's beagle

Answers to: competition@arseblog.com, winners announced on Friday. 

Thanks to my good chums at Savile Rogue. Right, that'll have to do, till tomorrow.

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Interlull : Darren Felcher, Nik's groin and more ...

Tuesday, 10 November 09, 01:54 AM

A full list of those players affected by the Interlull was posted yesterday on the official site. While we have to accept that the French players and Arshavin have two games due to their play-off duties, it's a bit disappointing to see that Cesc could potentially play for Spain and Robin van Persie twice for Holland in meaningless friendlies.

Still, there are enough players staying at home to make the Interlull reasonably interesting from Arsene Wenger's point of view. Normally he's left with Almunia, Denilson and the spirit of Nelson Vivas so that'll make a nice change for him.

He can spend some time reflecting on the comments made by Man United's Darren Fletcher who feels that our manager's criticism of an un-named United player was responsible for their loss to Chelsea at the weekend. Fletcher said:

I think we are now seeing Mr Wenger’s comments starting to influence referees, which is a shame.

So it's only ok when his manager's comments influence referees? And here's what Fletcher needs to realise. Firstly Wenger's comments had no bearing whatsoever on the ref on Sunday giving a free kick against him. It's mostly to do with the fact that Fletcher blunderbusses around a football pitch fouling as many people as he can while mysteriously being immune to yellow cards (unless, hilariously, they are for being blatantly fouled himself only for the ref to think he was diving).

Secondly, how can he possibly expect the referee not to give a free kick when he looks like a smackhead from Trainspotting who would rob his own granny for a fix? The ref is standing there, trying to make a split-second decision. 'Did Fletcher kick that player illegally?', and he looks at him and thinks 'He looks like he'd suck off tramps under a bridge to get enough money to shoot up that sweet, sweet horse. Of course he kicked him'. 

So for Fletcher to blame Arsene Wenger is not only ludicrous, it's ignoring the real problem ... himself. I mean, it's not like he has to look like George Clooney. He can be peculiar looking but not sinister. He needs to go to a plastic surgeon, pay for a Bullardplasty and then, perhaps, referees might not treat him like a bloke with pus-filled sores between his toes who has a kitten with AIDS. Just saying.

Moving on and it appears that Nicklas Bendtner needs an operation on his dodgy groin. How this affects his absence in terms of time out remains to be seen but with modern techniques surgery isn't as nasty an option as it used to be. They no longer have to slice you open with a rusty steak knife then stitch you back together with catgut. It's all keyhole stuff and Bendtner will be hoping, given the region the surgery is in, that the keyhole is the only hole affected.

Cesc says the captaincy hasn't changed him and says that the spirit in the dressing room is really great and nobody even thinks about the Gallas incident when one fateful day he made them turn off the communal Wii during a game of Mario Kart to give a teamtalk that nobody could understand. This vexed them very much because Cesc and Gael Clichy were playing online and everyone knows you never interrupt an online game. 

Now Gallas sits alone on the bus reading Kurt Wallander novels translated from Swedish into French but without losing any of their Swedish charm, looking up now and again at his young and boistrous teammates and chuckling softly to himself as he realises that Wallander is a far grumpier grump than he could ever be - and who could blame him living in a land as cold as that?

It's funny how literature can give one a different and invaluable perspective. 

For those asking if the blatant dive from N'Gog last night to salvage a point for the Mugsmashers was going to get the same coverage as Eduardo's against Celtic it does appear as if he's been branded a cheat in pretty much every newspaper this morning. Which is fair enough because it was a blatant dive. I'll stop short of campaigning for his execution and subsequent deportation though.

Not much else going on so that'll have to do.  Till tomorrow.

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Sunday round-up, rumours galore

Sunday, 26 July 09, 02:58 AM

Morning, today's post is brought to you with a hint of a *boilk* but not much more than that really. Although I can taste chips. Not so good.

Anyway, Sunday is a day of rumour and scuttlebutt in the papers so let's get on with that. The Times is reporting, in a very casual manner I have to say, that Kolo Toure has agreed personal terms with Manchester City.

To me this appears to be a couple of steps ahead of where it should be. Generally personal terms are agreed after the clubs agree a fee. The Times says £15m is what he 'should' be sold for but makes no claim of contact between the two clubs. So how are personal terms being agreed? Then you remember that Kolo's agent is one Jonathan Barnett, grubby pal of the swervy husband of the X-Factor judge from Girls Aloud and it makes some kind of sense.

£15m for Kolo? It'd be something you'd have to consider, for sure. However, the only way you could accept it is by spending some of that money on another centre-half, because if Kolo leaves and Senderos leaves, as seems likely, we're only a couple of injuries away from Sylvester and Song at the back and that, my friends, is making me taste chips again.

The other thing you have to consider is that it would make City better at the back and while I think getting rid of Adebayor has not affected us adversely, selling Kolo to them would probably be unwise.

Steve Stammers reports in the Mirror that Eduardo's return to training is making Arsene think twice about buying a replacement for Adebayor but the News of the World says we're planning a £7m swoop for Solomon Kalou. AW did confirm last season that we'd tried to sign him last summer so that's probably where this story is coming from but I have to say the thought of Kalou in an Arsenal shirt isn't exactly filling me with glee.

His name makes me think of Salamander Glue and if anyone can think of a good use for salamander glue besides sticking a whole load of salamanders to someone's car then I'd like to hear it. I bet it has nothing to do with being any good at football though.

And if you thought Salamander Glue was the most off the wall transfer rumour of the day, think again. How about Lee Cattermole? £10m says VitalWigan. I watched him a bit in that U21 tournament and he does like a tackle but he's hardly the experienced quality player we're all looking for. Anyway, I would suggest this is about as likely as me laying a golden egg. 

Srallex Ferguson has been having a bit of a pop at Man City in the papers today, and who can blame him? While calling them 'small time' and 'people who enjoy being raped by monsters' (I think, I haven't read it all), he confirms that Emmanuel Adebayor's people desperately tried to engineer a move to United or Chelsea rather than go to the City of People Who Enjoy Being Raped By Monsters Stadium.

I saw Adebayor on Sky Sports News last night talking about the upcoming season at his new club and all I could think of was 'You prick'. Not terribly clever or anything but after that many beers I'm not in charge of my own head.

Rumours in Italy say that AC Milan want Nicklas Bendtner. Can't see it. Especially after Berlusconi gets on the phone to Peter Hill-Wood.

PHW: "Hello?"

SB: "What are you wearing you sexy little minx? I would make love to you all night long. Bring some friends. We can have an orgy".

PHW: "I beg your pardon?"

SB: "Ooops, so sorry. Wrong phone. Althoooooouuuugh ...."

PHW: *click*

The News of the World and the Mirror also tell you what you already know about young Brazilian Wellington so there's no need for me to link to the stories. 

And that ladies and gentlemen is about that. Have yourselves a jolly Sunday. More tomorrow.

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Adebayor - move him on as quickly as possible

Wednesday, 24 June 09, 02:48 AM

Morning all,

we spoke yesterday about how Arsene Wenger was keen to do his transfer business quickly this summer. He obviously wants to get players in as quickly as possible, to integrate them well during pre-season so they're nice and settled before the season starts.

Despite saying he didn't want to lose any players it's fairly obvious that one or two will be leaving - and one in particular could have a big impact on our summer. Emmanuel Adebayor never won back the fans after his ridiculous behaviour last summer and, at the end of the season he pretty much put the final nail in the coffin of his Arsenal career with the whining, pathetic interview on BBC's Football Focus.

His last campaign certainly won't have increased his value but he's probably still got enough stock to merit a fairly hefty transfer fee which would obviously free up funds for Arsene to spend elsewhere. This morning's Mirror claims we've offered Adebayor to both Milan and Inter after his agent hinted he'd like to work with Carlo Ancelotti, the new Chelsea manager. 

Adebayor's agent, Stephane Courbis, confirmed the interest of one club but sent out rather mixed messages about the player's availabilty. He said:

It's a given fact that Carlo Ancelotti likes the player seeing that last year he tried to sign him for Milan, although Chelsea have not contacted us. This doesn't mean Ade is for sale to resolve Arsenal's economic problems. I spoke with Arsene Wenger this morning and he told me nothing of the kind.

Nor would he. Telling an agent something like immediately weakens your hand, especially if you're trying to move the player on in a hurry. He can just sit and wait until the final moments of the transfer window and that, of course, would suit him, not us. Courbis went on:

We have not received any calls, not from Milan or Ancelotti. Another team has contacted us, but I cannot say anything, it's a very important team.

'I cannot say anything', he says, quite obviously not not saying anything. Anyway, that there's some interest is promising and while I do understand the reluctance to sell to Chelsea I have to say if they came in with the right kind of money I'd sell. If they don't buy Adebayor they'll buy someone else and the someone else could easily be a far better player. Better the devil you know, and all that.

Milan's interest may be revived, according to The Times, after their attempts to sign Wolfsburg's Edin Dzeko look to be floundering.

Whatever happens, wherever he ends up - and I don't not see him at Arsenal next season - I hope it's sorted quickly and efficiently and it doesn't turn into one of those tedious summer-long dramas. The business that's done has to be done to suit Arsenal and not the player.

One man who could take advantage of Adebayor's departure is Nicklas Bendtner and Arsene Wenger has been talking him up, saying:

When Nicklas is really switched on and focused, he is a handful for any defence in the world. He has shown that in the second part of the season. People forget how young he is, but I am sure he has won many people over in the second half of the season.

He is still only 21 and last season ended up with a very respectable total of 15 goals in all competitions. The season before that he got himself 11, with far fewer appearances. So the boy knows where the goal is, that's for sure. The key part of what Arsene Wenger is saying is about him being focussed, and there was definitely an improvement in the second part of the season. Hopefully the kick up the arse he got after the Burnley game in the Carling Cup has got him back on the right track.

Last summer were linked with Swiss midfieder Gokhan Inler and his name has cropped up again this time. If I recall correctly the Udinese player was quite dismissive of Arsenal's efforts to sign him last time around so I'm not going to shed any tears if this, as it seems, appears to be little more than a rehash of last year's stories.

The Manchester Evening News says, very briefly, that Man City want to continue their pursuit of Kolo Toure.

Finally for today, something to put a smile on your face - Phil Brown to face an FA charge for his behaviour after the FA Cup game against Hull. Hahahaha, suck it up, you fake-tan wearing, used car salesman looking, headset wearing, shit-goatee sporting, sit your players down on the pitch to give them a teamtalk to make yourself look good in front of your own fans but instead make yourself look like the complete and utter cunt you are, CUNT.

I hope he gets sentenced to death (although I'm not quite sure that's within the remit of the suits at Soho Square).

Till tomorrow!

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Rain powered round-up

Wednesday, 17 June 09, 02:49 AM

Morning from a very wet Dublin. It's lashing down here today. Gah. Anyway, lots to get through so the weather can take a back seat.

We'll start with Ajax defender Thomas Vermaelen who looks set to join us in the very near future. His agent says:

It's more a question of when' than one of if it will take place.

A fee has reportedly been agreed, I'd assume personal terms with the player have been sorted out and now it's just a matter of checking his knees and getting his signature on a contract. Exactly when that happens is anyone's guess but I think we might see him sooner rather than later.

Meanwhile Emmanuel Eboue is thinking about leaving. He barely featured in the latter part of the season after being infuriatingly regular earlier on. He says:

It would be very difficult to leave Arsenal, but I believe it would be more difficult to experience the same season, not on the pitch. Anyway if I leave Arsenal, it will be for another league, because it is out of the question I will play anywhere else in England.

Cheerio then. I would shed no tears if he left.

Bacary Sagna, like Gael Clichy, was reportedly linked with Real Madrid. In an official statement on the club's website he reaffirmed his commitment to the Arsenal, saying:

I have seen the quotes attributed to me in the French media today and I just want to put the record straight. These comments are not accurate and I’m not aware of any speculation linking me to another club. I am 100 per cent committed to Arsenal. This is a great Club and I’m proud to wear the shirt.

Good man, Bac. I know a few people thought he suffered from 'difficult second season' syndrome but I thought all in all he was the most solid and consistent defender we had last time around. Plus at a time when we need to strengthen the squad the idea of letting first team players like Clichy and Sagna makes no sense to me.

Cesc Fabregas, as we know, is away with Spain for the Pointless Cup, and he's apparently not best pleased with Xabi Alonso. Alonso, having put him out for four months last season, clobbered him again during training and Cesc is due to miss Spain's game with Iraq with a sore knee. Quite how sore it is we don't know. There's no suggestion it's anything serious at this stage but I'm expecting news by the end of the day that he'll have to have his torso amputated.

Nicklas Bendtner has been talking about his pants-down episode after the Man United Champions League exit. While he fully accepts he shouldn't have been out on the town after the defeat he claims he was set-up by the tabloids. He says:

Of course I don’t run around with my trousers down – why would I do that? There was just one who pulled my pants down as I stepped out into the street, and then there were 10 to 15 photographers just standing there waiting to take the picture, as if they were awaiting the situation. There was clearly something agreed beforehand.

Now, I've warmed a great deal to Nicklas this season but this sounds a bit iffy to me. How did the paps decide who was going to do the pants pulling? Short straws? Rock - paper - scissors? I suspect Nicklas is in the habit of wearing his pants very low, like many young people these days. They seem to think that their hips are not a crucial part of the pants wearing process and instead use a belt to fasten them just above the crack of their arse. 

With a few drinks on him and perhaps a recent trip to the men's room it could well be that he didn't fasten them correctly and thus they fell down. Anyway, it's all done and dusted now. I did like what he said about his form and the reaction he got from fans:

I wasn’t too upset with the Arsenal fans because, for two months, I wasn’t happy with how I was playing myself. They were just frustrated, like me, that I didn’t play as well as both they and I knew I should.

And he got his head down, worked harder and ended up with a very respectable goals total for the season. Let's see if he can kick on next season.

The Mail, bastion of truth and accuracy that it is, is linking us with a £15m move for Felipe Melo. He's a Brazilian midfielder playing for Fiorentina with a penchant for cards. 17 yellows and 3 reds in his first season, according to the article. Sounds like just what we need. Any student of Wenger will know we win more trophies the more red cards we get. Time to roll back time, folks.

In non-linky news Stuart Pearce is apparently set to unleash his wrath on Theo Walcott and drop him from the England U21 squad. What a twat. He insists and insists that Walcott plays then after one poor performance, in which none of the England players played particularly well by all accounts, he drops him. Top management.

Elsewhere Emmanuel Adebayor has been banished from the Togo squad for yet another bust-up with a coach. It seems to happen every single time he goes away on international duty and Togo have had a number of coaches down the years, the common denominator is Adebayor. At this rate we'll be lucky to get thruppence ha'apenny for him.

Finally the fixtures for the new season are out this morning at around 10am. Will update the first few here when they come out, officially. From what I hear we've got a tricky start though.

Update: And here are the fixtures. We start away to Everton, followed by a home game against Bolton, a home game against Portsmouth and then we're away to Man United.

The first North London derby takes place at home on October 31st (provisionally) and the end of January/early February throws up some very interesting fixtures. United at home on Jan 30th, then Chelsea at home on Feb 6th which is followed by Liverpool at home on Feb 9th. What a 10 days those are going to be.

Should all go well our run-in is not bad at all. The last four games are Wigan, Man City, Blackburn and on the final day of the season, Fulham. 

It's all very real now that the fixtures are out. I can't wait.

Till tomorrow.

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Anfield 89 - 20 years ago today + news round-up

Tuesday, 26 May 09, 02:11 AM

It was twenty years ago today, Michael Thomas taught the band to play ... erm .. scored that goal.

Yes, that goal. You know the goal. Possibly the most exciting Arsenal goal that has ever been scored. Hard to believe it's 20 years ago though.

Our first title win since 1971, the first of my lifetime, and I suspect if I live to be 150 I won't see another one quite like that. Every time I watch it I think the Liverpool defenders are going to get back at Michael Thomas, that they'll poke it away from him, but they never do. Outside of the foot, into the net, pandemonium, Mickey's floppy-fish celebration.

Words can't do it justice so just watch it again.

As well as that you can check out the news reports on the win and the official site has a great whack of stuff to celebrate the day, including interviews with loads of the players including Alan Smith, Mickey Thomas, Steve Bould and more.

Moving on to other stuff and as will become customary throughout the summer we're linked again with Fulham's Brede Hangeland. This time by The Mirror. They also throw in the name of Ajax captain Thomas Vermaelen as a possible summer defensive capture. We'll see.

Nicklas Bendtner is being refreshingly honest for a footballer. He talks about his mid-season form in particularly candid terms, saying:

You know, I’ve never tried to hide the fact that I had two months in the Autumn where, in my opinion, I played like a Sunday League player. I tried to work hard and do all the right stuff but it just didn’t seem to go for me. But then all of a sudden there came a turning point and since then I’ve got stronger and stronger.

I thought he started the season reasonably well and finished it better but there's no doubt that middle section is one he'd rather forget. Still, at least he acknowledges it which is not something more players would do. I'm hopeful he can kick on again next season.

Meanwhile in an interview with Marca Emmanuel Adebayor says he wants to stay but will leave if he's not in Arsene Wenger's plans any more. He says:

He has always had confidence in me, he knows my qualities. It's up to him to decide and no doubt, if he tells me he doesn't want me, then I will find another team, but if he wants me at Arsenal I will be there and as well as that I have will have to stay because I have a contract.

He goes on to say, when asked if other clubs have made offers:

I am very grateful to Arsenal because they have made me what I am and for this I will always continue here.

Strange that he chose the Spanish press to make these kind of statements, maybe he doesn't trust the English press after the hard time he's got recently. Ultimately, it seems, Adebayor's future is down to Arsene Wenger. I think the player knows he's not going to have convinced too many this season that he's worth the kind of money he's getting at Arsenal so it's in his interests to stay. How it all plays out remains to be seen.

The 2nd leg of the FA Youth Cup takes place tonight at Anfield with Bouldy's Boys taking a 4-1 lead from the first leg. Good luck to them tonight, fingers crossed they can do the business. 

Finally, the London Masters tournament will be taking place soon, Mickey T one of the confirmed players, along with Ray Parlour, Nigel Winterburn, Paul Merson and Anders Limpar. It takes place June 20th and keep your eyes peeled for a competition to win tickets. More details here.

And that's just about that. Enjoy St Michael's Day, back tomorrow.

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Interlull: Bendtner's old lady knee, annoying youths and Hull's letter to the FA

Monday, 30 March 09, 01:30 AM

I'm tired this morning. Wishing I could get that extra hour of sleep back.

Funny how this 'Earth Hour' thing happened, everyone turned their lights off in a pathetic attempt to save the planet, and then we lose an hour's sleep? Coincidence? I think not. It's nature's way of telling us to stop being such a pack of Marys and just get on with things. I hope people will think twice before taking part in such nonsensical stunts in the future.

If we try it again who knows what might happen. We here in Ireland may finds ourselves with 12 months of winter as Mother Nature takes away those long, hot, sweaty summers we enjoy and for which we are famed. And if that happens I will be most crotchety, let me tell you.

We're still in the middle of the Interlull although now, at least, there's some light at the end of the tunnel. There's another round of games though and hopefully our lads will come through without so much as nick or a scratch.

Sadly, speaking of Nicks, it seems as if Nicklas Bendtner has picked up a knee injury playing for Denmark. I can only find word of it on one site and when you click the story the page doesn't load. The headline says "Denmark Admit Concern Over Extent Of Injury To Arsenal Star Bendtner".

They're obviously so concerned that they've forced a media blackout to prevent widespread panic and rioting on the streets of Copenhagen. I hope it's not too serious.

But wait, a little more digging around and I've found some quotes from the Danish coach, Morten but not Morten from Aha Olsen. He says:

It is an unfortunate injury, but we do not know yet how it looks in terms of Wednesday. He has irritation and pain in the left knee.

I like that. I can imagine Bendtner's left knee with a nose and eyes and a mouth making a face like an old woman listening to teenagers on a bus playing the latest hit from Nelly or Sean Paul or Dustin Timbersnake on their mobile phones for the rest of the passengers to 'enjoy'. What is the story with that anyway?

Do the youth of today have no interest in the quality of sound at all? When I was a lad we'd strive to get the best quality audio we could. That involved buying a new stylus every few weeks, saving up and getting speaker cable that was a bit more expensive than the bog-standard stuff, tweaking amps, adding equalisers and much more.

Now these little bastards download a 64kb MP3 from some dodgy site and play it via their mobile phone's speaker, making it sound like a retarded wasp in a biscuit tin. No wonder the old lady is irritated. Idiots. Anyway, I digress. Bendtner's knee is sore. Erm. Yeah.

Hull City's letter to the FAHull City are set to provide The FA with their dossier about the Cesc Fabregas/Brian Horton/We're just making stuff up now and have gone too far to back down incident. As usual Arseblog is ahead of game and can provide you, exclusively, with a copy of the letter Hull are sending to the powers that be.

To view simply click the thumbnail image (you may need to click again on the image that loads to view it at its full size). It's quite compelling, you have to say.

Robert Pires says Arsenal need more English players. I can see where's he's coming from but it looks like the balance he refers to will happen via young English players coming through from the youths rather than the manager going out and buying them.

Personally I think Arsenal need more evil robots with twirling helicopter style blades on the end of their arms like Maximilian from the original Battlestar Galactica the Black Hole film but English players are probably easier to come by.

Right then, that'll have to do for a Monday morning. Have at it, Arsers.

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Three goals, three points, threemendous!

Wednesday, 04 March 09, 01:44 AM

I have to confess that I only saw the first 15 minutes of the game last night, and then just the goals via 101greatgoals.

Bendtner celebrates his goal against West Brom - It was still enough to see our first goal in 946 hours of football. Nicklas Bendtner trickling one home with his left foot to put us 1-0 up. I also saw West Brom's equaliser, the first goal we've conceded in a long time too. A West Brom free kick in a dangerous position was made more dangerous by the fact Eboue broke away from the wall and the shot went through the wall right where he was supposed to be. 1-1.

But two further goals in the first half were enough to win the game. I mentioned West Brom's weakness at defending set-pieces and we took advantage when Kolo Toure headed home an Arshavin free kick, then Kolo's long ball sent Bendtner through and he slammed home his second of the night.

I can't tell you much else in terms of the game or the performance. Feel free to tell me, the arses are open, but the main thing is that we scored goals and won the game. The gap between us and Aston Villa is now just three points and they play tonight as we know.

Afterwards Arsene said:

The game was decided in the first half where all the important facts happened. In the second half we controlled the game and created more chances that we didn’t take but I thought goals four and five were there to be taken.

Goals four and five? Imagine. After the last few weeks I'm happy enough with three. Let's not to be too greedy here.

And two for Nicklas Bendtner who has come in for some criticism in recent months. Nevertheless, he's now scored 10 11 goals this season so despite some admittedly dodgy performances and some poor misses he does get his share. The manager was happy for him too, saying:

He has shown tonight he has the talent to be an Arsenal player and he’s on the right path to mature. I liked his presence, his determined attitude and I thought the way he took people on showed he has improved a lot.

No doubt there are still things he needs to work on in his game but I hope those goals will give his confidence a boost and maybe reduce some of the stick he gets. He's a 20 year old striker, there are very few 20 year old strikers in double figures for their top-flight clubs this season, I'd wager. Adebayor, one of our 'senior' strikers, has just 12, so that puts in perspective a little bit.

As I said though the main thing was the three points. That the win came with three goals is another positive, as is the fact we might have had more. Of course you can pick the bones out of any game and look for negatives but we've had enough of those over the last few weeks, right?

Now we've got a few days until our next game which is Burnley in the FA Cup and our next league fixture is Blackburn in 10 days time. Sandwiched between those two games is the 2nd leg of the Champions League tie against Roma.

It's not unrealistic to think that by the time we play Blackburn we'll have Walcott, Eduardo and Adebayor back in contention so the squad will have a good boost heading into the final stretch of the season.

So now we keep our fingers crossed that Man City can get a result against Villa tonight (albeit without Robinho or Craig Bellamy). If they do things will start to get really interesting.

Till tomorrow.

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Gilberto returns, sadly only for Brazil + Theo & Bendtner

Wednesday, 11 February 09, 01:32 AM

Good day to you all. We find ourselves in a kind of mini-Interlull with quite a number of our players in action for their countries tonight.

Last night saw Brazil play Italy at the Grove (2-0 Brazil) and a return to the old stomping ground for Gilberto Silva. He's enjoying life in Greece it seems, and nobody could begrudge him that. Speaking about the current Arsenal side and its troubles, he says:

It's only my opinion, and I could be proved wrong, but I think Arsenal made a mistake letting some of the more experienced players go. He thought it would be good for the development of the younger players. They're having to learn for themselves and that's hard. These players need to find that killer instinct. They can get there but it takes time. I hope it comes quickly.

It's proving a tall order for some of them and I wonder now does Wenger regret letting the Brazilian leave. Yes, he had found himself frozen out by the form of Flamini but last summer Flamini had gone, Diarra had gone in the January, and when Gilberto was allowed to leave everyone assumed a suitable replacement would be forthcoming.

We all know now it wasn't and I think we can all see what a mistake that was. What I wouldn't give now for his experience, his leadership, his ability to step up when needed. Remember when he captained the side in Henry's absence? Remember the fact he got into double figures in goals? When the team needed him he was there.

Now, in the absence of Cesc and with the others struggling to prove their readiness, he'd be a fantastic player to have in the squad. Now, I'm not saying he was perfect but he's better than what we have at the moment and I'll argue that with you till the cows come home.

It's a measure of the man too that despite how poorly he was treated, and I think he got a bum deal from Arsene Wenger, he remains a gentleman about the manager and about his time at Arsenal. I miss Gilberto.

Theo Walcott says he could be back in contention for the Champions League game against Roma. He's still in the rehab stages but the signs are good this could be the end of his shoulder problems. He's also looking forward to playing with the new boy, Andrei Arshavin, saying:

When he gets his fitness back up, he will be a top player for us definitely. I have seen him on YouTube a lot, watching how he plays, the balls he can spot. He can do unbelievable passes. He is going to be a good addition to the squad.

In the absence of newly crowned African Player of the Year, Emmanuel Adebayor, it's likely that Nicklas Bendtner will get the nod to partner Robin van Persie. As usual the big Dane is not short on self-confidence, saying:

I still feel that when I play my best, I should start, regardless of who is fit or who is injured. Of course, chances for me have improved with someone else out injured. But I still hope that he (Adebayor) will be back soon, as we need him in the team.

I think it's probably fair to say we haven't seen the best of Bendtner this season but he is only 20 years of age. His style does him no favours, he's a bit Kanu-esque in his loping about the pitch, but he doesn't have the tricks of the Nigerian to wow the crowd. But he's capable of scoring goals and while his return isn't great so far this season it's kind of on a par with the rest of the team.

When he had a run of games earlier in the season due to injuries elsewhere I think he'd admit he didn't do himself justice. Now we need him to take this new chance. Perhaps the increased competition for places up front will be a spur to all the forwards. Eduardo's coming back, Arshavin can play the 'number 10' role, Theo will be back and if Arshavin is starting at right midfield then he becomes an option up front, Carlos Vela is in the mix. 

If only we had those kind of options in other areas of the pitch. It wouldn't be a surprise to see Bendtner and Vela start against Cardiff. They seemed to have a good understanding in some of the Carling Cup games earlier in the season. Let's wait and see.

Arsenal Youth has some info on Amaury Bischoff PI scoring for Portugal U21s and some English players involved in the Arsenal U19 squad. 

Other than that it's pretty quiet so keep your fingers crossed our guys come through tonight's internationals without picking up any injuries, more tomorrow. 

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Secret agents, Hooty McOwl latest, Lazio defender linked and Cesc's chillin'

Tuesday, 13 January 09, 01:45 AM

Sometimes the most difficult thing about writing a blog is starting the post. You can use a greeting, reference a hard-hitting story or simply go on about how difficult it is to start the post. And here we are.

Let's begin with a rather strange story in The Sun. Apparently Bolton knew our line-up the other day well before the team sheets were handed in. An 'Arsenal insider' takes up the story:

When Arsene asked how that was possible the Bolton coach replied Bendtner told them. Goodness knows the trouble Nicklas would have been in if he hadn’t scored the winning goal.

Goodness knows, indeed. What an odd story though? Is Nicklas Bendtner a secret double-agent? Who would he tell? Did they promise him as many pink boots as he could eat? And did it really make any difference that they knew the team?

'Oi, Megson, here's the Arsenal team for today'.

'Oh my, look at the team they have selected. I could never have envisioned anything like this. Forget Plan A, our free-flowing total-football philosophy will never work today. It's Plan B, everyone defend like mad!'

Funnily enough I had a dream last night that Bendtner went on loan to Plymouth and scored 4 goals in a game. Actually, it wasn't funny at all.

The latest regarding Andrei Arshavin is that he reckons Arsenal would suit him. The owly looking one says:

In some games last season, we played football which was very similar to that of Arsenal. I would prefer my present No 10 but in the team where I hope to move it's not vacant. So I'm ready for any number they are going to offer me.

There are whispers, unconfirmed and unsubstantiated, possibly baseless and without any truth whatsoever, that he's due for a medical on Wednesday but I'm not holding my breath. We shall see.

Cesc Fabregas is hugely missed by this Arsenal team but is making the most of the his time off. He says:

In the last five years I haven't been able to take any kind of holiday because even during the summer I have been playing for the national team. I've only ever had three consecutive weeks without football. That's not normal for a 21-year-old.

For Arsenal and Spain at all levels I think I've played 270 games - for a 21-year-old that's not normal so I guess at one stage this had to happen.

When you step back and look at that it is phenomenal. Of course the injury was just bad luck and we do miss him but perhaps long-term it's a good thing that he can take some time off and recharge his batteries. I'm told he's somewhere enjoying the sunshine at the moment and fair play to him. Hopefully the team can keep going and ensure that we've still got something to play for on his return.

Meanwhile the Obafemi Martins has been linked with Arsenal, yet again, by his own agent who has practically raised his backside and presented himself, like a cat in heat, to Arsene Wenger. I've lost count of how many times Martins has been talked about as a possible transfer target for us, he's like the Sebastian Frey of the modern era, or something. Anyway, there's about as much chance of us signing Martins as there is of us signing me.

Also in the Sun this morning is a story suggesting we've made a £5m bid for Lazio centre-half Mobido Diakite. Apparently the Italians want £10m though. It's hard to know how much truth there is in a rumour like this but he's 21, French, has suffered a serious injury in recent times and has played less than ten league games in his career, so we're probably going to sign him.

And there you go. Not much else happening really. The transfer window is quiet for everyone, there's very little money being spent at this stage. I believe the hold-up for the Arshavin deal is the fact that we're still counting out the money from our coppers jar, it could take till Friday week, I'm told.

Till tomorrow.

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