WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal Sign Barcelona Striker Samuel Eto'o For £30 Million!

Now for other Arsenal Transfer News.. as alot of you heard about the Malouda rumor.. "Apparently" we've placed a bid for him.. "Apparently Not" well according to Myles-The Cunt-Palmer (Who first broke the news about Malouda) he updated his up now down for the next 10 days site, tonight he says this

http://www.arsenalnewsreview.co.uk/news/632/42/

UPDATE,  Wednesday night 10.30 pm.

Two of my closest associates insist that, "Malouda won't go to Arsenal, he's not what they need."
And I tend to agree that he is not what they need.
 Arsenal need a striker. And they need a midfielder with authority. Somebody whose power and style says, "This is my pitch."

make up your mind Palmer you W*nker!

 Franck Ribery seems that he's 99.99% will be heading to Bayern Munich (there's still a 00.01% that Wenger pulls something out of his Arse Sleeves to sign him Tomorrow).. Staying in France another player being linked with us is Samir Nasri (who scored his first ever goal for france today against Georgia) there is whispers that we're in talks regarding signing him this summer!

Breaking News: Just In according to Arsenalshorts we're signing a 19 year old Argentinian by the name of Ángel Di María, Whom I found playing in the local park!





http://arsenalshorts.co.uk/june07/20070606_02.html

Wenger to 'av A Maria...

From a very reliable sauce, we finally have a story. In the barren, desert formerly known as the Arsenal news round up, we have a rumour, a proper one. Our man ITK has a mate, who actually told the interflap about Denilsons arrival last transfer window, and also called the Baptista transfer before anyone else, so believe what you will.

We're buying it, any road and he reckons that the same mate, has told him, before the end of next week, we'll be signing Ángel Di María from Argentinean side Rosario Central. Not a lot more than that is known, aside from Gilles Grimando has been in Argentina and has urged Wenger to make a bid. It's expected that Sir Wenger will make a move for the youngster as soon as he's back from his Italian holiday...

Watch this space, and you heard it here first! (for a change...)

and a quick Wikipedia search shows that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81ngel_Di_Mar%C3%ADa

Ángel Di María is an Argentine football midfielder. He was born on February 14, 1988, in the city of Rosario in the Santa Fe Province of Argentina. He currently plays for Rosario Central of the Primera Division Argentina.

Di María started his professional football career in 2005 when he made his debut for Rosario Central.

In 2007 Di María was picked to play for the Argentina Under-20 squad at the 2007 South American Youth Championship in Paraguay.

He is strongly linked with the move to Arsenal F.C. according to various sources.


God help us servive the next 85 days till this F#cking summer transfer window closes!