apollogies for the real lack of any serious football insight in my first ever post but really, I should be doing my dissertation anyway. Having just had my long locks cut to their shortest point since I was fourteen, I'm now at the point where not even my own friends recognise me anymore. Even my ex-girlfriend who I still speak to didn't recognise me from about 15 metres away and the guy who hates my guts didn't give me my usual "fuck-you" blanking that he usually does when I passed him earlier. Which got me thinking...

Top 5 Haircuts by Arsenal Players

1.    Martin Keown – short back and sides - A fashion icon to millions, the catwalk models of London Fashion week have never quite perfected his "bulldog chewing on a wasp" stare

 http://football.guardian.co.uk/pictures/0,,1055221,00.html -

2.    Cesc Fabregas – The mullet -  I think a tear came to my eye when he shaved this off

http://offthemeatrack.wordpress.com/2007/11/02/fightin-talk-from-cesc-fabregas-ahead-of-tommorrows-big-game/

3.    Feddie Ljungberg – Red Mohawk - We loved Freddie, because he had red hair, we loved Freddie, because he was everywhere, we loved Fredie because he was Arsenal through and through.....until he went to West Ham and scored against us. The goal was dissalowed wrongfully for offside, but that didn't stop me sreaming at the TV in the middle of a crowded bar that it was the right decision because "WE MADE YOU FREDDIE, WE MADE YOU!"

  - http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/1693214.stm

4.    William Gallas – Mr T tribute - William pitys the fool who questions his position as captain

 http://www.football.co.uk/shared/images/news/400x400_1198335720_spt_ai_arsenal_tottenham_21.jpg

5.    Charlie George - the haircut which, until two days ago, my own was based upon.

http://www.normanhood.co.uk/charliegeorge.jpeg