A Day of Questions

Hello, kids.

Looks like we've got some questions to ponder.

Question one:  Based on recent rumor, and tough to believe based on pricing, will Arsenal make a bid for Samir Nasri?  ooooooooh. 

Question two: Did Jens Lehmann and Manuel Almunia really shake hands?  And, during said shake, did Jens step on Manuel's foot and then punch him, just a little, in the kidneys?  Probably.

Question three: Not an Arsenal question but still exciting: will the EPL's most prolific scorer and serial diver consider a move to Spain?  C. Ronaldo is one of the best players in the world right now; could Real Madrid really offer up the cash that Manchester United would require? 

Answers.

One: Samir Nasri?   

I wouldn't complain.  I've watched him in a few games, and he seems creative, quick, and dangerous.  Sort of like Rosicky, sort of like Messi, and young enough to improve a great deal.  The high price isn't very...Wengeresque...so this falls very deeply in the realm of rumor.  I'll call Arsene later and find out.

In the meantime, Arsenal are reportedly offering some of their current players, Clichy, maybe Sagna, new, improved deals.  Hurrah!

Two--Jens and Almunia?  BFF. 

NO WAY.

Though Jens has the smoothest, silkiest voice ever.  Hard to believe.

And question the third: Ronaldo to Spain?  Maybe.  I don't know why C. Ronaldo would admit to such an interest right before a CL final.  I also don't know how much money it would take, besides buckets, buckets, and more buckets. 

But even if he did leave, Manchester U. would get so much money in return that they'd probably just buy a whole other team --maybe Lyon, maybe Everton-- and just put them on the bench.  They love to spend big. 

Well, we shall see, shall we not?  shant we?  should we shant?  whatever.