The wife of all people gave me a telling off for requesting links to semi-naked women in the last post we did before a match, so I'm going to kindly ask you not to send in any links today. If you do, then you do so, because you want to and not because I've asked.

Fortunately for us, Portsmouth hired Tony Adams to be their manager after Harry Redknapp did a runner to a bigger club on first time of asking and we all deep down know how successful Adams is going to be as a manager.

I know I said the post before was my last one today, but I forgot about the match prediction post and most of this was already written, so it literally is a copy and paste from my laptop.

I have one hour before I've got to get in the car and willingly drive to Ikea and spend the afternoon in the pub. The wife doesn't know that I'm going to do that and I will run round with her once, but for now, I want to get this post up, despite Luke already giving away my prediction!

This match is going to go one of two ways; either it's going to be a tight, scrappy and probably boring game where we scrape a 1-0 win or the floodgates are going to open and poor useless Jack Woodward is going to be aplombing all afternoon.