Caption competition to win one of three Aston Villa t-shirts and a reminder of the best Premier League game of the season
Wednesday, 10 December 08, 11:10 AM · Comments (115)
Seeing as Christmas is coming and I'm in festive mood and seeing as the caption competition in the forum was such a success, I've decided to put one here, for the visitors that don't pop into the forum.
The winner will be picked by me and there are no prerequisites to entry, only a requirement that it's original and funny.
You don't have to register to enter and you don't have to join the forum, you just have to demonstrate your superior wit by coming up with something for this very masculine hug between two men.
If you needed reminding, it's from the match last Sunday when we beat Everton 3-2, with that late late goal from Ashley Young and if the title of the post didn't give it away, for me anyway, it's the game of the season.
So, all you have to do to be in with a chance of winning one of three Aston Villa t-shirts is come up with something funny or original, add it in the comment section below and I'll pick a winner out sometime over the next few days.
If you don't register, be sure to come back in a few days when I'll announce the winners.
Also, as I've never ordered from that website before, if they don't have in stock or can't deliver, you will get an Aston Villa t-shirt of similar value from someone else, otherwise, if they can't deliver or don't have in stock, you can tell me what you want from another t-shirt provider and will order for you.
So, get your clever hats on and think of something funny.
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I know we look like a negative Ash, but lets look at the positives....You're A Genius !
Mon: Shhhhh Shhhhhushhhh Shhhhushhhh... now whisper me the name of that site you've been using... and don't tell my missus!
Oh ashley i could marry you after a performace like that!are you as good in bed or was that performance just for the webcam!?
"How long can we stay like this before someone realises that there is'nt any mistletoe above us?!"
"Ash, I'm bigger than John Carew"
If we don't make the Champions League, how about Strictly?
I know we can't have babies but are you open to cloning :-)
Have you got any Irish in you, son? Would you like some?
I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you - back in the 80s, me and your mum had a wee fling ...
Don't think much of these new anti-static shirts
MON always did fancy the classy YOUNG ones.
"damn, i'm taking that shit u gave me every week gaffer, i always wondered why the called you the pharmacist at Celtic!"
I'm not going to let you go Ashley, however much Wenger wants you!
NOTICE: 1 t-shirt has gone. 2 to go
"Genius...absolute Genius...so just one more time, you balance the webcam with your.....?"
or
"Ash me lad, grab us another one o' them there ears of corn wouldya, me other one fell out when yous popped that last beauty in.."
MON:
Who is John Carew Carew
When we have me and you
You scored 1 and then 2
Ash I love you, i love you
"Oh no, Doug Ellis is back and he's turned the central heating off again!"
MON: I wish I was as Young as you.
*After deciding to reward Ashley young's quality performances throughout the season, MON takes him out to a top restaurant.*
''Ash, just look down, I thought this club said 'New oysters from afar', not 'The blue oyster bar'...
De De De De De De...
"Fancy a quick bum?"
Enjoy the moment, Ashley. It's left back on Saturday.
"After scoring a goal, Ashley Young shares a warm embrace with manager Martin O'Neil in celebration."
MON: And when the girls are doing this they wear little to no clothing? No wonder Big John was out so late that night!
ash your a genius but after that goal i feel for ya kid every villa fan in the world will want your babies...i'd advise you not to use the webcam tonight you might get more than you bargained for!
Ash: Martin, are you sure we have to wait till the dressing room to play swords...
Boss, you really should try my skincare routine.
Ash whispers to MON..'Look Martin I can't let you go just at this moment cos I'm that excited I got the mother of all hard-ons on'
MON grimaces and hanging on for dear life mutters back...'It's OK Ash, it's the nearest I've been to that sort of thing for some time. You stay there as long as you like pal, you're a genius...'
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MON- Ash I AM YOUR FATHER
ASH- give us a hug dad
Come on now Ashley, let's have this shirt off and give it back to Luke.
MON: "Ash you're a bloody genius. Can you get off my foot now?"
I really did think the most embarrasing moment of my life would be when my dad danced to 'Aga-do' at my 18th birthday party like he was being tickled on his backside with a feather duster. How wrong you can be.
And I am not letting you go even if Phil Scolari offers me 30 million pounds!
MON: singing "Ashley Young.....I wanna hug....Ashley Young"!!
Ash: "Not again Boss - can I go now!!!"
I told you it would be better when we met in person instead of just online.
MON: 'That should keep the lads from AVFCblog off our backs for a few weeks'
Reply to ak_27:
LMFAO
MON:Randy wanted me to ask you something.....would you be up for a threesome?
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MON- Right,who is the idiot with the superglue!
MON- great goal ash! great goa............whats that!
Boss, I was so excited by the goal I 'SHARTED!
erm.....gaffer....i think im meant to swap shirts with the opposition!!
ASH: boss, thats a little too much festive cheer for my liking!!
MON. You point out the one that kicked you and i'll sort him out
MON-*Thinking*- Looks like I'm gonna have to slip Capello another few thousand to keep him out the squad"
Your never to Young for MON...........
The combination of football and slow dancing has yet to catch on, but lets give it a whirl Ash
When was the last time you cleaned out that ear boss?
Looks like the previous Blog has timed out, sorry to add this here but...Suazo is a great top quality player, Owen would be worth a shot, although the signing on fee would have to be pretty large me thinks....Anyone thought of a straight Barry/Robbie Keane swap.
Would you like to see Robbie Keane in a Villa Shirt??
Ash: "You looked fitter on myspace..."
Ash *teary-eyed*: They say Liverpool want me gaffer. They say *gulp* Stevie G wants to work with me. He said Barry doesn't cut it anymore.
MON: Its OK son, you're safe here. They can't afford the unrealistic price tag Randy and I have put on yu.
MON - " I said, give me another brace!"
"Out of the little ACORN emerges the giant OAK, to MON's delight"
Ohhhh.. so your the guy from the webcam???
MON: 'I knew you were a snip at £9.5m Ash but what the hell was i thinking to pay £12m for James Milner?'
Ashley, let me explain again what I mean by "hugging the touchline"
"Say it.. I said say it!" ........."I'm your dirty little slut boss...."
I've only had a couple of G & T's Ash, honest. If you could just help to that bench over there.
MON:what present you want for this christmas?
ASH: Brand new WIFI webcam,plz.
PS;MON is good manager who is renown for inspiring his players to play with passion
All the others laughed when Martin called for a group hug and only Ashley came forward.
MON - 'SHOULD OF GONE TO SPECSAVERS' as he gives David MOYES a post match hug.
MON. I know you would like to sit with me in the dug out but Marlon will get jealous
"If we stay like this for a while, I bet someone will take a photo of us and run a caption competition."
Ash...'Excuse me gaffa, but what's that poking me in the groin..?'
MON...Nothing to say, just in an bleary eyed aroused state of giddiness..!
All I want for christmas is you Ash, and maybe another couple, but we will see what santa brings!
Ash: "Are you sure that mug Lescott was a Villa fan Boss?"
ASH: eh boss, (whispers)
whispers)
MON: What?
ASH
MON: bit louder lad cant hear wat your saying
ASH: I SAID HOW BIG ARE YOUR MAN TITS?
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That's the last time I'm using Lynx before a game
Son, you're not John Robertson yet - I can still feel your ribs
ash slip us the shirt so we can give it to avfcblog, for the competition their about to run!!!!
or,
ash whats the mobile numbers for your brothers!!!!
"Rafa's round the corner, Im not letting go until were back on the bus!! Wheres Gareth?"
its true as you really are 8 stone soaking wet..........again im sorry for that i got a bit excited!
Ash enjoys another great night out at O'NEIL'S!
MON...'I tell you what Ash my son. I bet we get more entries for this pose in Damo's caption comp than Andy got on his. Because you're better that Steve, Gareth and Martin my boy genius..!'
Ashley began to wonder just what else was in his contract.
Not and entry...but I must say, there is some quality stuff being entered on this thread. Your all winners in my eyes
* an / you're...I should really read it before pressing submit..doh...before you pick me up on my spelling Bob..!
We will win the next three games if you play like that. Just tell the other guys that they still have to play against lesser teams not just the top 4.
I told you how it works Ash you scrtach my back and i'll scrath yours
I'd love to slide something into you Ashley!
Boss! I think there's something between us!
so ash let me buy you dinner?
I can't boss I am off to lapland with john carew.
ok fair enough. you going to get some prezzies for the boys?
no its a new strip club in brum.
OK, m'lad let's get your finger out of there. 1, 2, 3, PULL
MoN: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
[pauses]
MoN: Ash, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Premier League.
Ash: I'll never join you!
MoN: If you only knew the power of this Villa side. Adie Boothroyd never told you what happened to your father.
Ash: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him!
MoN: No. *I* am your father.
Ash: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
MoN: Search your feelings, you *know* it to be true!
Ash: [anguished] No! No!
Now, son, get yourself into the ref's changing room - he delivered on his part of the deal
Thats my boy!
Ash: I know how you like it MON
MON: I know how you like it to Ash "grabs him hard"
MON: 'Ash, tell me the truth, does my bum look big in this track suit?'
Martin the manager had always claimed that he treated every player equally.
Reply to Arrlui:
That's hilarious!
MoN:and to think i almost signed muzzy izzet instead of you
young: really??
MoN: no only kidding it was robbie savage
MON. Hey you might have picked their pockets but put you other hand where i can see it
the play spread all over the field, there were goals at both ends, and even time itself was a little confused but after the dust had settled little ashley came to a stark realisation: his teddy was lost and no-one was going to be able to find it.
I was going to post one, but then saw DeGough's 'hugging the touchline' and gave up. I would be embarrassed to be chosen over that. Superb!
For the record, mine was:
Daily Express, July 2028. At the advent of his retirement, Madame Tussauds honoured Sir Martin O'Neill this week with a wax depiction of one of his finest hours- his first Premiership crown with Aston Villa in 2010.
Critics associate this image with the controversial following 6 months, in which Martin refused to let go of star man Ashley Young. He hung up his boots a year later, complaining of severe back pain and malnourishment.
ok ash just dont let them see ya took the refs whistle and it took him 32 seconds to find him 32 seconds to find his spare
ok ash just dont let them see ya took the refs whistle and it took him 32 seconds to find his spare
Notice: there are definitely 2 winners now. I could pick a third, but I'm waiting to see what anyone else offers up.
Isnt it great gaff being able to get free Villa shirts whenever we want!
" I Cloughie never hugged you !"
Should have read " I Bet Cloughie never hugged you ! "
'Zat, can your brother still get gear?' MON should have gone to Specsavers!!
do the winners know they have won?
"It looks like I have just scored!"
fantastic performance ash and because you been playing brilliant im bringing in a new player from japan called mikomi
MON: Ah Sorry Ashley, I just dropped one.
Young: No prob gaffer, All I can smell is Vicks anyway.
freelancelot, Ugly_Betty and Ghosthunter
Okay - I think you are all members so just send me a message with size and address you would like shirts delivered to. If I don't hear from you today - I'll PM you also.
Wohootoo.
A long overdue upgrade from the Muller stripes era. Should I put Damian's name on the back or would that be weird ...?
Teh winners were:
freelancealot and "Have you got any Irish in you, son? Would you like some?"
Ugly_Betty and "Genius...absolute Genius...so just one more time, you balance the webcam with your.....?"
Ghosthunter and "Don't you listen to that Damian bloke, I think you're worth every penny"