Goalkeeper link no 3: Sergio Asenjo

I Think i could be better than carson given a years training.

I had a look at the news links to this player on sky sports.com and apparently Barcelona and Everton and a couple of other 'top'ish clubs were interested! If he did sign for us, it'd be one for the future, as i think 18 years old is a little too young to be playing regular Prem and Eurooean football! Sounds a better bet than Carson though!

Him and Carson in the same team would be interesting. Would be competing which eachother for the first team spot for the next 17 years lol

I could play better then carson with straws instead of arms and balloons instead of hands.

another pearl of wisdom from taglor! but i think its a bit harsh you should at least make it sound like you would be at a disadvantage. Carson does have straws as arms and balloons instead of hands. he also has tombstones for teath and a plastic wig. but we aren't all perfect.
Lets start a new disussion below. Features of the villa squad..

Carew has soap bars for eyes.

I Want villa to change there benches we look like the poor club with the wooden seat poor routledge & salifou can't play because of splinters in there ars.es

Gabby Agbonlahors ears are visible from outer space, as is Zat Knights fat arse.

Salifou has a subs bench for an ass.

Wow, we are being linked to some really interesting Goalkeepers today! As a huge la liga fan(due to family roots) I must say that Sergio has had a good season. He's made a few mistakes here and there but that's to be expected from an 18year old. With a better team behind him(Villa) he could go far.

I still like Carson though, he's got David Letterman's teeth!

barcelona tried to loaan him in jan when jorquera got injured, might be a good prospect but IMO we'd still need someone else as well

Stilian Petrov perspires that much he can fill Bartley Green reservoir 100% pure man sweat in 4hrs flat!! :D

Wilfred Bouma has a bowling ball head.

In order to raise transfer funds - Gabby agbonlahor and Zat Knight will be combining to perform the lead role in a play about Dumbo the eliphant.

Reo-Coker Buffers his head with a chamois leather

was tryin to come up with something about osbourne but he looks like nothin i've ever seen before!

the premiere of jessica alba's new film was projected into victoria square with marlon harewoods forehead use as the projector screen

Sorry Marlon, I love you really

Ahhhh Jessica alba lovely lady she is.

Osboure looks like the candyman and has a meat hook instead of a hand! Call Osbournes name out 3 times while standing in front of a mirror and you will see for yourselves!

Osbourne looks like the alien in those famous movies about aliens. I cant remember the name of this alien movie but I think it was 'Monsters in outer space'

Marlon Harewood, aka 50 pence head :)

Martin says he wants three keepers i think these should be those three

Scott Carson (Two Years And He Will Be One Of The Best)
Jussi Jaaskelainen(Experince In Goal Could Be Vital For Us Next Season)
Boaz Myhill(Potential Is Great And Could Become One Of The Best Aswell)

osbourne played bubba in forrest gump.

true story.

Scott Carson is desperate Dan

Osbourne is an anorexic Dion Dublin.

Barry has the head of an gryffin.

How come no one ever talks about Gabby's giant nose?

never heard of him get him in as its unsure bout crason and sorensen id going