Stan too good for Stafford Rangers

Stan Collymore, the well known football fruitloop has declared he has absolutely no interest in joining non-league outfit Stafford Rangers.

Collymore, clearly deluded about his position in the footballing world, will not be joining a club outside of the Championship or Premiership.

I'm not sure how this is going to happen, but there's gonna have to be at least one manager as deluded as Collymore to bring him back into the game.