Aston Villa in the UEFA Cup: Watch the Litex Lovech match or follow the live text commentary here

End Of Match: 1-1 on the night. We're through. Thanks everyone ...

90' (+2): We got the match centre for the last few minutes I see ... nice. It's over ... almost. Please, come on ref. Blow the whistle!

88': There cant be much injury time unless the referee fell asleep and he's still stuck on 82 minutes.

85': Ashley Young off for Osbourne. He doesn't have long to make an impact, but you never know.

78': I'm fairly sure Ashley Young just hit the post.

76': I am almost falling asleep .. this match had so much potential it just hasn't happened. I'd like to see some changes right about now - let someone else have a go. Come on Martin.

73': We have a corner. We're good at corners.

60': I'm looking for something to post but there is 30 minutes left - if they get one now and it is all them at the moment, we could be in for a horrid last half hour. We've got to go out and finish this game off.

52': A penalty to them Carlos trips one of them in the box. 1-1 on the night, 4-2 on aggregate. They believe they have a chance ...

48': They've come to play, which is nice but they're not getting very far forward. Haven't they read the script; we're due to score a few goals tonight.

Half Time: Second half is about to start ... I hope I can stay awake - I knwo I can ... but you know what I mean.

Half Time: Half time. A few claps, but not much becasue most were getting a beer or something warm to drink. The 19 people left all clapped.

36': For those watching you'll know what I mean, but it is bloody quiet at Villa Park. I think I just heard somebody drop their guts in the Trinity.

33': Harewood is shooting from everywhere. You know what I think he reads the site and he's taking my advice - shoot and he will score ... eventually.

30': This match is over. It's 4-1, we have the away goals and they've only had shots from 25 yards out plus. I'm really thinking about goig to bed but I wan t you to all know that I'm staying up, just for you and despite my cold, lack of cigarettes and acohol and the fact I've got to be up at 5am to get to school tomorrow. That and it is Aston Villa and even if I wanted to I couldn't leave, but I needed you to know.

25': Bloody hell. 1-0 to Villa. Marlon Harewood scored. It was chance number 147 but he put it away. Anyone have 147 in the sweepstake???

24': It's like, I want to just make something up about how good this game is but it's not. It's just, we're trying, but not really. We could be trying harder.

17': They're doing okay you know this lot. They've got control ... but they just seem to lack that extra little bit to take it to the next level. Clearly a manager who has got his message across, pity he doesn't have the players.

13': Not much happening but I can smell goals still. They're in the game but they're not really, although they've just had a shot go over from about 25 yards. It never troubled Brad.

11': Harewood made space, got a shot off and missed. He'll score tonight if he keeps getting this many chances. Salifou should have just scored thoguh ... he was probably going for the goal a few miles down the road.

9': Actually, Ashley Young has started up front with James Milner on the left. Where is that joker Peter who kept going on and on and on that Milner was a right sided midfielder and only that.

4': Harewood ran and shot from 20 yards ... Ashley Young got a foot on it and knocked it just wide. We're going to score loads tonight!

3':

Salifou is looking good and Harewood has just turned and had a shot from the edge of the box - it was on target! I hope he rams it down my throat tongiht.

Everton are 1-0 down and going out with 25 minutes to go.

1': We've kicked off and we're attacking the North Stand. I can smell loads of goals!!!!

Before Kick Off: Salifou i starting ... sing it loud - he'll score three!

Before Kick Off: We are two minutes from kick off. I'm getting excited - it's definitely not a full house.

Before Kick Off: I'm listening to Bill Howell on talkSPORT - he really is a muppet.

Before Kick Off: Milner and Harewood are up front ...

Before Kick Off: That was taken from the official club site and I'm just trying to work out what is really going on. Read the player names again ... the club site really is mickey mouse.

Before Kick Off:

Some team news:

Friedel; Young, Shorey, Cuellar, Knight; Milner, Young, Routledge, Petrov; Young, Harewood. Subs: Guzan, Laursen, Agbonlahor, Delfouneso, Reo-Coker, Gardner, Osbourne.

Before Kick Off:

Yes, I am trying to give up the evil tobacco and my nerves are getting to me now as we've got 20 minutes to kick off.

We'll also be moving to the match centre soon. So hold on ...

Before Kick Off: 50 minutes to kick off. No team news yet and well, that's about it. I'm not drinking tonight for fear I'll get on the smokes and that really is the last thing I want to be doing tonight. God I wish I was 18 again and could just get stoned as often as I liked. Am I allowed to say that?

Before Kick Off: I'm popping out for 10 minutes and when I get back I'm hoping we might have some team news for you.

Before Kick Off:

I'm not going to say I've given up smoking but I haven't had one since Saturday night and I just know when I have a beer later I'm going to be on a mission to find one in the house somewhere. It's either go out now and buy a packet or hope I can fight off the cravings. 

Before Kick Off: That is a quote from The Fiver sent out earlier today. I have to admit I did laugh.

Before Kick Off:

Aston Villa manager Woody Allen is hatching a complicated plot involving Reading striker Kevin Doyle, GBP10m and an overwrought, stuttering goodbye to Marlon Harewood.

Before Kick Off: If you're going to watch the game online click here and sign up, if even for one match - just to check the quality.

Before Kick Off: Okay, so we're 3-1 up and we'll probably score a few tonight but I've still got a feeling there will be a few at home or not going, for whatever reason, so if you're looking to watch the match online, whatever you don don't sign up to the club site as the quality last time I used was horrible and it dropped more often than a person paid to drop things.

Before Kick Off: Evening all. We'll be doing a live text commentary and we'll be moving to the match centre just before kick-off. In a few minutes we're going to post a link for you to watch the game online - and the quality is excellent.