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I don’t want David Villa / Hooray for Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Wednesday, 11 June 08, 11:07 AM

Have you ever played soggy biscuit? David Villa is the soggy biscuit.  His hat-trick last night resulted in every Scouser, Gooner (myself excepted) and Spaniard exploding their summer supply of love-juice all over him. Pretty nasty stuff, so if you don’t mind I’d prefer to see Arsene stick with van Persie, Eduardo, Arsenal Legend™ Carlos Vela, and the rest of the Wengerboys.

As impressive as Spain were, how bad were the Ruskies? Their awfulness makes it even funnier to see a couple of gobshites in the Guardian today claiming that England’s failure to qualify was in fact, not due to the gross incompetency of Steve McClaren, but the down to the Bloody-Foreigners™. It was nice to see Cesc score his first international goal too, even if he was the benefactor of the 325th incorrect offside decision of Euro 2008.

Oh, and hooray for Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He may be a waste of space most of the time, but last night he helped defeat the anti-football menace, and for that, we are thankful.

Posted by H_Van_Smeiter | Comments (5)

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sipsip
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sipsip Wrote: | 14.32BST | Jun 11, 2008

i agree with most of what you have said but you have a bad attitude mr!

Sam
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Sam Wrote: | 16.37BST | Jun 11, 2008

Great stuff, agree completley. I've never liked Villa and never will. He's in my eyes a cheating overrated cunt just like Ronaldo .

SpanishFry
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SpanishFry Wrote: | 02.58BST | Jun 12, 2008

Harsh on Villa I reckon. As an Arsenal fan I'm not really bothered if we don't sign him (I have faith in Adebayor, Eduardo, RVP, Bendtner and Vela) but that doesn't stop him being a mighty fine player.

@ Sam - Cheating and overrated? I don't think so.

Dave
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Dave Wrote: | 05.55BST | Jun 12, 2008

Nice to hear an alternate point of view and the usual gushing you get elsewhere!

Sam
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Sam Wrote: | 12.00BST | Jun 13, 2008

@ spanishfry - Don't you think he's slightly overrated? I'm not saying he's a poor player, but considering all the manjuice the media - and some fans - throws all over him I reckon he's highly overrated. And as for the cheating; His dives agains Inter in the CL some seasons ago made Ronaldo and Drogba look like saints.

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