Oh my god nooooooooeeeee!

Shiver me timbers.  Liam Miller looks set to start in place of the injured Steven Rosick… Reid tomorrow night for Ireland against Cyprus.  Do you find this amazing?  Are you interested in this fact?  No?  Well, neither am I really.  Unfortunately there isn’t much else going on thanks to the wonderful World Cup qualifying system.  One thing I do find amusing is how Cashley has picked up an injury that rules him out of the first game post Wembooley-gate, not unlike how he missed his first game back at Arsenal after he whored himself to Chelsea. 

It wasn’t as funny as the actual boos (which he worked so hard to earn), though.   At least his supporters are making some sort of noise in relation to him now.  Bad-love is better than no-love-because-Thierry-is-hogging-it-all, isn’t it?  Anyway, really nice assist, Cash.

While watching England versus Khakipants I noted how the commentators repeatedly spoke about England’s lack of a natural left-sided player.  May I note that by the 2010 World Cup, young Jack Wilshere will be a veteran of 18?  I may.  Admittedly he seems to prefer playing on the right side where he can cut inside – however, I posit this: even if he were on the left, had all his limbs lopped off, was blind and had a testicle bitten off by a rabid Spurs fan, his one gonad would still cause the opposition more problems than Stewart Downing.

And with that, I have a JACKFACT.