Arsenal in white next season? I object!

There are very, very strong rumours that Arsenal's away kit next season is going to be a white shirt with red trim. Now, please take a look at the following picture and see if you can see what the shirts have in common.

1 - They're white. Correct.

2 - They're worn by cunts. Correct.

So, can we please put on record now that as bad as a blue away kit is - as everyone knows Arsenal should play away in yellow and blue - it's nothing compared to us playing in a white shirt.

As ideas go this is as clever as Mr and Mrs Hitler deciding to have sex in the summer of 1888 or signing Francis Jeffers.

If anyone has any information about this please get in touch - Arseblog will, of course, protect any Nike source that might want to send a picture of this alleged kit.

If it turns out to be true then it'll surely be the least purchased Arsenal kit ever. I mean, who wants to go around looking like a fucking Sp*rs fan?