Good morning fellow gooners

You find me still at my country house in rain soaked Meath as i am just finishing up a weeks holidays!

Number 3 started school this week and of course being the doting dad that i am i take the week off to help her settle in.

Anyway enough about me and the mini Bergkamps onto the football !

I want to introduce you to a man. A man you in his time!!! Ah just watch the vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0RIAYq76Us

Quite the footballer eh!

Its a shame that a man who was once one of the sports greatest men has just Cuntified with age.

The man really seems to have a personal vendetta against the English teams

The problem here is that with the two match ban on Eduardo it raises the problem of law and enforcement. Do they impose a two match ban on Ronaldo when he dives in the champions league this year  and he will dive!. Or do they do what apparently they are doing and just applying it to Arsenal so Platini can get a few pats on the back from the the scottish boys back in the offices of Uefa.

Arsenal are dead right to appeal this ban as strongly  as they possibly can  and stand up for themselves against a man who loves and applauds all football as long as its not English.

Anyway onto something else before i throw up!

Chelski have been hit with an eleven month ban from registering players and i say well done for at last chelsea have been punished for what the likes of Jose Mourhino and Frank Arnessen(spelling) have been getting away with for years. Remember Cashley Cuntface Cole.

Also news coming through this morning that Manure may be facing a similar ban for tapping up another young french lad.

Lets be realistic here it go's on all over the world of football as does diving and to single out one team does suggest some sort of agenda.

But as an Arsenal fan i say Fuck you Chelsea you got what you deserved!!!

Super Nik Bendner has penned a new long term deal at the club! I am really happy about this as he is still a young lad who is more than capable of filling the void left by the departure of Adeybaywhore. And despite his bad luck in front of goal and the subsequent groans from the Arsenal faithfull he gets up and gets on with it and doesnt sulk.

He strike me as a very confident young lad who has enormous potential and of course loves the Arsenal.

Young Denilson has also signed a new long term contract at the club and i must say he is to me the new Gilberto in the sense that he quietly and efficiently goes about his business and does it well.

Nike have brought out a new ad with our stars called the pledge and i must say its quite cool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGZTKtH5FQU

finally this morning there is some shite on Skysports.com from that dumb looking cunt Pique talking about Cesc that im not even gonna go into

Laters

DBLC

Good morning fellow Gooners

You find me today not at my desk in Dublin but at my country retreat in Meath where i am preparing to spend the weekend with my beautiful wife at the plush Trim castle.

No im not sucking up in order to get away to London for a match (although i will be there within the next month or so)

No its our first anniversary and we are returning to scene of the crime as such for a weekend which i think will involve a lot of sleeping.

Oh but she is aware that i have plans for Saturday evening!!!

Ill get to that in a minute.

So we whooped Celtic during the week and cemented our place among the elite but it did come at a price!

Eduardo's dive on Wednesday im sorry to say cast a shadow over an otherwise brilliant performance from our lads.

As i seen him go over i didnt do my normal leap in the air at the prospect of a penalty instead i sat and shook my head. Still delighted about the award and subsequent goal  but i could already see the headlines.

Look! we spend every saturday night looking at the likes of Torres and rubber legs Gerard and dont get me started on DROGBA and of course Lampard and then you have the bitch that is Rooney and oh yes Ronaldo(you see where im going with this) diving and lets not forget Pederson of Blackburn who right in front of me last year took the most silly of dives in our box  and didnt receive the same treatment!

so lets hope if there is punishment to dish out to Dudu that it is fair and that it is brought in across the board in football so all the players i mentioned earlier will think twice about doing that again as will Dudu!

Michel Platini is a Garlic quaffing Cuntmuscle!!!!!

Yes i do have a new enemy since Cesc played against Celtic and the chicken molester (Laporta) has faded into the distance..

This cunt really is on a crusade against Arsenal and Le Boss

Anyway i await his punishment for Eduardo before i really lay ino him but i assure you it is coming!!

We are off to the home of the Manure tomorrow night and i really do have a Song in my heart.I am happy to say that i have been talking up this guy for the last couple of years and to all the people who thought i was mad put that in your mouths and suck it!!.

Along with Tommy Vermaelan Alex has been a revaltion this year so far and i think with Cesc being out (LE Boss wont risk him playing and having to go off to the interlull and make the damage worse)

I reckon the team will be as Follows.

                                              Almunia

                    Clichy     Gallas      Vermaelan      Sagna

                            Diaby          Song        Denilson          

                      Bendtner       Van Persie       Arshavin

And i think with this team we will achieve the victory which will be a springboard for the rest of the season

Anyways im off to put the cases in the car and drop the little Bergkamps to their aunts house and then im off for the weekend.

I hope they have the match in Trim Castle

 Come on you mighty REDDDDSSSS

Laters

DBLC

Good morning fellow Gooners!

Sitting here this morning on an otherwise dull and dreary morning in Meath I feel a warmth i haven't felt for a while. A sense of relief if you will!

Like years ago when your mam and dad would go on holiday to Spain and leave ya with the Aunt & Uncle. You often miss them like crazy. Now although they drive ya mental when they are here there are also all the presents they give ya. And there is that sense of normality and return to routine.

You know what I am talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARSENAL ARE PLAYING TODAY

We kick off later today and I am fine with that as it gives us a chance to see how the rest of the team s fared.

We havent even kicked off yet and are already suffering an injury crisis with five our our first choice or thereabouts suffering with injurys ranging from the mild to the catastrophic.

Dont get me wrong I believe in Le boss and in the current climate I understand his thriftyness but not when your one more injury short of playing Silvestre in central defence FUCKS SAKE!!!

We need to go out and find a big monster of a player who can command the area and just blast clearances away. As I have said in previous blogs I do believe that Brede Hangelland would be the answer. Unless you give Djourou a Knee transplant so first of all he could play and secondly try make a clone of Tony Adams brain and place it in Djourou.

I know the boss is a genius but I think brain surgery would be a bit too much for him!

Anyway I think the team for today will be as follows!!!

Almunia

Sagna Vermaelan Gallas Clichy

Song Cesc

Van Persie Bendtner Arshavin

Eduardo

Or thats the way I would like to see it.

Have a funny feeling though that we will see Silvestre partner Gallas in defence as I think the boss will shield our new signing from what will be a hostile atmosphere.

Hopefully that should be enough to beat Everton Today.

A treat in one way that we get to see our boys in competitive action again on Tuesday night but I have to say im very wary of the threat that Celtic pose up at their place.

Many a scalp has been taken in Parkhead down the years and I hope our players are on their game on Tuesday cos if not they WILL turn us over!

Now as good as Celtic are at home they are absolutely shit when playing away so I reckon if we can get a draw up there we will easily rub them out at the Emirates.

Now to Arselona

Didnt i warn last week of the Dangers of turning your back on a chicken Molester(Laporta)

Yes they have come back out in their puppets (sorry) I mean spanish media and made another attempt to unsettle El Capitano.

Now we all know that Laporta is a Cuntmuscle but i reckon that he will never succeed in signing Cesc and here's the reason why!

The Cunt is gone at the end of the year!!!

That gives us a major problem though because as you know when elections for club presidente come around you get two or three cunts all promising the sun moon and stars to supporters in order to get elected. Then of course they have to deliver on their promises and will throw enormous amounts of money at it.

The rivalry in Spain between the two main clubs is so fierce it results in them becoming petty and that of course means that next year the new presidente of Arselona will want to outdo Perez of Madrid.

And you can bet Cesc will be used as a stick to beat him with!

Anyway!!!

Gots to go as I think my coffee is just about to kick in. (just kidding)my tummy must be upset from talking about Lacuntface.Seriously though ive got five daughters to sort out with lunch or brunch depending where in the world you are.

Mrs Bergkamp has been away at her sister in law's overnight having her hair done and should be home soon. She is aware that from today she becomes a football widow but has got smart!

She has insisted that i do something with the garden in the remaining weeks of the summer so i have been up since 7.30 tending to the kids and doing some serious tending to the garden aswell as trying to write this blog to earn some points so that i may be sitting down in peace to watch the first day unfold!

And i subscribed to ESPN yesterday  so i will be watching this evening.

I know Chelski are playing in an hour or so but they are a shower of of cunts anyway so couldnt be arsed to watch them.

Laters

DBLC

PS..  Joan laporta is a cunt

Good evening from sunny Ireland, well it was earlier!

So we are gonna buy a couple more players. Or are we!

Arsene Wenger again done what he does best when he lead the press pack a merry dance when he spoke at the announcement of our clubs chosen charity of the year.

They all know what we need .You and i know aswell and for all the disgruntled prawn sandwich brigade  yes yes so does the boss.

Whether or not we get them thats the question?

I think the boss may do what he normally does and wait around for the market to come to calm down and the combination of players trying desperately to get away from their clubs and clubs trying to offload either unsettled squad players or want away stars and of course yes   we will make them sweat until the last couple of hours of deadline day in order to ge the best price possible.

I was very impressed with Fulham's Brede Hangeland last year and i feel if we persue our apparent interest he will bring what we need to stop conceding from all these set plays.

A BIT OF FUCKIN HEIGHT !

Gallas on his day is as good a defender as there is on the market these days but he aint tall !

Vermaelan is already injured so i dont know what the crack is there.

Djourou ahh Djourou if only you could stay fit you may just be the answer.

So should we sign the big lad from up the road? yes!That for me would be enough to shore up the defence and although i hear fulham are gonna look for 15 million i reckon Arsene will get them down to around 10 + add ons.

Now to that other well known area  The midfield or defensive midfield to be exact.

Lets bring in Paddy Viera to give us one more magical year and give a massive boost to the likes of Song,Denilson and Diaby with the wealth of experience that he has because i genuinely believe that those two boys can be the answer.

Also i feel he can give Cesc a hand in reminding the lads who they play for

I also dont feel we need anything in attack as with Robin,Carlos,Nic,Andriy and the main man Blinky (Eduardo) we have more than enough to beat any team on the planet.

And of course with Theo hareing up the wing and El Capitano conducting the orchestra we are gonna seriously fuck some teams up this year!

Heres one for ya!

I wish i was seventeen playing for the gooners and blessed with an awareness of the game thats exceeds that of any seasoned pro yes yes i know .

We all wish we were Jack Wilshire.

For all who wish to view the the two brilliant goals then take yourselves over to arsenalist but me i already have a favourite goal from the young future king of the emirates.

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITVSdAzBjXY

Not bad backup and i actually have a sneaky feeling that Jack may well fill in for the injured Rosicky for the opening weeks.

Thomas i reckon is just going through the same crap that Blinky had to endure after such a long layoff.

And as with old blinky once those muscles get going again he will be a big player for us.

Joan Laporta is a Cunt Joan Laporta is a cunt Joan Laporta is a cunt Joan Laporta is a cuntmuscle!!!!!

 Ahh that feels better i feel like i havent said that for ages and although the little prick has been quiet for a week or so always remember that like a fuckin chicken molester he lurks around in the shadows waiting to pounce.

Any ways have a safe and sensible weekend and then one more working week until we can get back to normal again

Laters!

DBLC

PS    ADEYBAYOR IS A WHORE