Joanne Laporta is an utter cunt

Good afternoon people. First of all apologies for the lateness of my blog today as im severely bogged down in work today.

Now where do i start!

Anyone who read my last post would no that i wanted to put all the Cesc to Arselona rumors to bed and get on with the rest of the pre-season. I thought we had with El Capitano,s comments last week about his commitment.

Apparently nobody read this announcement in The Catalan City.

This story is really getting a little boring at this stage and is mirroring the relentless persuit of Henry and Viera by the paella scoffing MOFOS.

Big up to the Arseblogger for his pic of Laporta on his post today (Classic Arseblogger)

I am not gonna give that sleazy little cunt any more of my time today!

Onto more happier news where Rambo has signed a new long term contract at the Emirates and i say well done to you son for that.I really like Rambo and i feel he could be the man to make that step up in the next couple of years when Cesc actually does leave for his homeland.

Aswell we have secured the services of young Jack Wilshire again on a long term contract. Jack has been with us since he was a mere newt and has grown up in the Arsenal way.I feel as with Rambo that we have two future world players of the year i kid you not!.

There has been some comings and goings in the squad with Craig Eastmond,Luke Ayling,Cedric Evina and James Shea all signing pro terms with the club Best of luck boys!

News just in from the official site that Kieran Gibbs has signed yes you guessed it a long term contract.I see what Le Boss is doing here he is securing the services of our brigthest home grown stars for they will save us an absolute fortune in years to come especially young Wilshire.

Now to the 25

Le Boss came out yesterday and hinted that the togawanker could be still here next season.The boss is a cunning fox as i believe that he is trying to strengthen our bargaining position in the hope that our reluctance to sell might get us a better price. Hopefully he can boost the coffers with the sale of the big man. Can i pack your bags for you Manu!.

Quick note on Ivan Gazidas's comments on the salary cap and although i totally agree with the foundation of his comments and his logic i dont think this will be a runner my god it would put the shits up a lot of agents.Nice Argument Mr Gazidis but in the end of the day money talks and in the words of Madge (Madonna)We are living in a material world and ronaldo 'Benzema and Ribery are in  fact material girls.

As you know i do a lot of trawling through the rumor pages in the hope of finding some uplifting newsand to be perfectly honest the good news is a bit thin on the ground the last few days however i did come across a couple of whoppers'let me know what you think of these rumors.The Flamster coming home as part of the deal for the Togawanker and the stellar signing the boss promised us is none other than Victoria Beckham's Wife hahahaha.

I like the idea of Becks coming to Arsenal (hear me out hear me out) exposing ourselves to the lucrative foreign markets is never a bad thing even if the armani model never kicks a ball the shirt sales alone in asia would be a massive help in servicing the clubs debts and proving to Fat & Orange that the self sustaining business model that the club has adopted is the right way to go.

Anyways have a great weekend and may all your discretions be in private and heres hoping that Laporta gets ass-raped by a bull and is then forced to gag down a pint of pikey spunk.

Laters

DBLC