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I Go Away for Seven Weeks, and This is How You Leave My Club?

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 21:29:09 -0600

Oh. My. Goodness.

What else is there to say?

Well, there is a lot to say, to be honest. When die Blauen Blog went into its own Winter Break I was chewing on the idea of the hiring of Michael Frontzeck as manager, as the last time we saw him in the Bundesliga his Allemania Aachen were packing their bags for the 2. Bundesliga after a memorable collapse saw them lose seven of their final eight matches to end the season. Despite this I was bullish on Arminia's chances as I would expect Frontzeck to splash some cash in the Transfer Window to repair the, er, nonexistant back line. Unfortunately, Arminia's transfers went as follows:

In: None

Out: Abdelaziz Ahanfouf (F) to SV Wehen

Granted, Ahanfouf was surplus to demands, but come on, it never came to Frontzeck's mind that perhaps a defender or twenty may help the worst defence in the Bundesliga?

Before I blow a gasket over that, let's move right along. Right before the Winter Break ended Arminia went to Jena to take on 2. Bundesliga Carl Zeiss Jena in a DFB-Pokal clash. The result was of course a 2-1 victory for the little guys in extra time, mainly because the defence coughed up a late goal (ugh) and a goal in extra time. Where have we seen that before? The league returned as Arminia lost 1-0 to Wolfsburg through a display of anemic offence and lost points because of a defencive lapse (Schuler). The same was in store as the Martin Fenin Show showed up and his carving up of the back line enabled the first goal, and he was unmarked for his second goal. At least Artur Wichniarek showed some bottle by putting away a chance to make it 2-1, albeit from an offside position. I'll be fair and state that the second half in the Frankfurt match Arminia came out looking to score, but were unlucky when Sibusiso Zuma's chance went just wide.

And this brings us to today, where Arminia went to eternally-middling Hertha Berlin, which, according to Wichniarek, middles because of their manager Dieter Hoeness. What can I say? I'll take Koenig Artur's word over almost anyone. After all, he was there and rotted for almost four years and not me. Apparently some other blogs digress, but given Hertha Berlin's history, who wouldn't complain about them?

Anyway, the match today started out as boring as Herr Frontzeck wanted, as both sides wandered about the pitch for the first half without much in the way of action. The second half was the same until Raffael put a shot on goal only to be saved by Mathias Hain. The pressure began to build, but the line held and the score remained at 0-0. In the 88th minute, Sibusiso Zuma came off for Tobias Rau in an obvious attempt to hold onto the precious point. I scribbled a note on my notepad "A Striker off for a Defender this late in the match? Why? Unless he wants to lose the game..."

Me and my mouth almost got away with it as in the dying seconds of the match Berlin had a throw-in deep in Arminia territory. The throw went into the box, above all Arminia defenders, and right to Raffael who won the game at the death to take all three points. I'm never one to shout or anything at the TV or computer (Complain? Definitely), but this instance got a "GOTT IN HIMMEL! YOU'RE A BLOODY IDIOT FRONTZECK!" out of me. About the only positive out of the match was that the three in the drop zone below Arminia are equally putrid, so Arminia remain two points clear, but it's far too close for my sake.

Going back to the sacking of Ernst Middendorp, the Germanocentric part of the Soccer-writing Anglosphere (How's that for some fancy wording?) did some writing to say the least. The best was the (always good) The Offside's take on the firing with the requisite comment about the club's love affair with Herr Middendorp (In their league table summary for last weekend, their comment about Bielefeld went to the tune of "At this point, I am starting to believe they only fired Ernst Middendorp so that they could rehire him for the umpteenth time to save them".) The best was from Ernst's old stomping grounds in South Africa where Johannesburg's Business Day tore Middendorp apart in a laughably-sad-but-true piece about the state of the club.

Finally, World Soccer Daily interviewed Arminia Bielefeld's most famous support, journalist Johannes Berendt in the first hour of Thursday's show. When asked about Bielefeld, his response was that perhaps all of this was a bid to break the record for managers for a club in a single season in the Bundesliga (They've matched last year's total of three already) and finished the discussion with a quite funny comment of "So if you ever lose, you'll have a job in Bielefeld!" and guaranteed a loss against Berlin, leading up to a do-or-die match against Duisburg. Yikes. You can download the podcast off of iTunes by following this link.

I should be back into the swing of blogging things now, but I'm not sure about what. Fun times via Arminia aren't that plentiful here at die Blauen Blog HQ, as I'm having to resort to my PSV fandom to tide me over, which is helpful, though not a true fix. Here's to three points against Duisburg next Saturday!

The Virtual Season, Part IV: The most difficult way to the top...

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:50:38 -0600

Happy Boxing Day folks! The holidays means days where I have nothing to do but play FIFA 08, so the Virtual Season got some work put into it. Now, in our last episode, Arminia had just lost a home match against Werder Bremen which denied them the top spot in the Bundesliga, going into a stretch of matches which could make or break their season: at Bayern, home to high-flying Hansa Rostock, at slumbering Schalke, and home against Hamburger SV. If they could survive this stretch, they could be heading into the transfer window looking to fill gaps for a title run; if not, they could be drug into a dogfight for a UEFA Cup. Sure, it would be a remarkable season nonetheless, but a title would sure look nice in the trophy room.

Match #11: Bayern Munich 6-6 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Bayern Munich: Altintop (12'), Toni (44'), Ribery (60'), Klose (63'), Schlaudraff (72'), Schweinsteiger (78'); Arminia Bielefeld: Masmandis (20'), Zuma (48'), Marx (56'), Eigler (66', 90' [Penalty]), Leonidas (84')

What Happened: Simply the best Bundesliga match of the season, and perhaps in the past several seasons. Arminia came out with all guns blazing, putting Bayern under serious pressure until Bayern finally got a break, which they capitalized on with a goal by Hamit Altintop. Undeterred, Arminia struck back on a great volley by Ioannis Masmandis in the 20th minute. Right before injury time Luca Toni ran right through the Arminia back line to give the German Giants a 2-1 lead at the half. On the opening kick off of the second half, Sibusiso Zuma went right through the Bayern defence himself and drew level at 2-2. Thorben Marx then gave them the lead with a fantastic volley that Oliver Kahn could merely wave at as it passed him by. Almost immediately after Bayern struck twice with Franck Ribery and Miroslav Klose giving them the lead. Substitute Christian Eigler drew Arminia level at 4-4 immediately after with a wonder goal of his own after stealing a poor pass by the Bayern back line. The scoreline once again proved to be short lived as Jan Schaudraff did his own fly-by of the Arminia back four, followed 6 minutes later by a free kick by Bastian Schweinsteiger. In an act of desperation the Arminia manager brought on Leonidas and changed formations to a 4-2-4, which put Bayern right back on the back foot. Despite this Bayern almost made it 7-4 when a poor clearance by goalkeeper Rowen Fernandez found Klose, who easily rounded Fernandez. However his shot flew high to the chagrin of over 70,000 supporters at the Allianz. On the ensuing Goal kick Fernandez found a wide open Leonidas Kampantis, who went in one-on-one and made it a single goal deficit. Arminia almost drew level twice after hitting the post, but their opportunity came in injury time when Christian Eigler was brought down in the area by Lucio, who was not amused by the decision. Eigler slotted home the penalty to put both sides level to end the match.

*phew*

Match #12: Arminia Bielefeld 3-2 Hansa Rostock

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Leonidas (8', 16'), Eigler (64'); Hansa Rostock: Kern (45', 70')

Sendings off: Arminia Bielefeld: None; Hansa Rostock: Orestes (68' [Professional Foul])

What happened: Arminia started right where they left off with a quick goal by Leonidas Kampantis in the 8th minute, and a backs-to-the-wall defencive stand 7 minutes later where Jonas Kamper cleared the ball off of the line. Two quick passes later Leonidas made it 2-0 with a nice shot. Hansa tried to match blow for blow with Arminia, but couldn't match their pace. Kern made it 2-1 right before halftime to make the match interesting. Christian Eigler made it 3-1 in the 64th minute, and almost made it 4-1 whenOrestes Alves brought him down on the edge of the penalty area, earning him a straight red card. Siyabonga Nkosi hit the post with the resulting free kick, and Kern took the rebound all the way down the pitch to make it 3-2. Despite this Rostock did not threaten again as the woodwork proved to be Arminia's toughest opponent.

Match #13: Schalke 04 2-2 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Schalke 04: Kuryani (55'), Altintop (76'); Arminia Bielefeld: Nkosi (45', 81')

What happened: Unlike other previous matches, Schalke kept Arminia on the back foot for most of the first half, but despite this could not get more than 2 shots on goal. Arminia struggled to get forward from midfield, and finally succeeded in injury time, where they forced a corner which resulted in Siyabonga Nkosi heading in the kick from Artur Wichniarek to give Arminia the 0-1 lead at the half. Schalke drew level in the 55th minute and then took a 2-1 lead in the 76th minute, putting Arminia's back to the wall like at Bayern. Nkosi responded with an incredible free kick goal in the 81st minute to draw level, but Schalke held the midfield to hold onto the draw.

Match #14: Arminia Bielefeld 2-1 Hamburger SV

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Zuma (29', 44'); Hamburger SV: Chopu-Moting (57')

What happened: It is becoming apparent that, despite Arminia's goal scoring pace for this season that they are in dire need of a clinical finisher up front, along with three new defenders. Arminia could have easily won the match 4-1 or 5-1 if not for poor final moves and shooting on the strikers' part. Sibusiso Zuma scored both of Arminia's goals in the first half with great individual efforts, but Hamburg stayed in the match mainly because of shocking misses by the Arminia strikers. HSV pulled a goal back in the 57th minute but rarely threatened after that.

With the win Arminia moved 5 points clear at the top going into their DFB-Pokal match at Erzgebirge Aue. Here's what the table looks like:

For the stats geeks, here's the Top 10 for goal scorers, assistmen, and clean sheets for goalkeepers

Top goal scorers:

Place	Name	Club	Goals
1	Sibusiso Zuma	Arminia Bielefeld	12
2	Alexander Frei	Borussia Dortmund	11
3(tie)	Miroslav Klose	Bayern Munich	9
3(tie)	Leonidas Kampantis	Arminia Bielefeld	9
5	Enrico Kern	Hansa Rostock	8
6(tie)	Christian Timm	Karlsruher SC	7
6(tie)	Artur Wichniarek	Arminia Bielefeld	7
6(tie)	Theofanis Gekas	Bayer Leverkusen	7
6(tie)	Jose Paolo Guererro	Hamburger SV	7
6(tie)	Christian Eigler	Arminia Bielefeld	7

Top Assistmen:

Place	Name	Club	Assists
1	David Jarolim	Hamburger SV	6
2	Florian Kringe	Borussia Dortmund	5
3(tie)	Artur Wichniarek	Arminia Bielefeld	4
3(tie)	Sibusiso Zuma	Arminia Bielefeld	4
5(tie)	Torsten Frings	Werder Bremen	3
5(tie)	Stefan Beinlich	Hansa Rostock	3
5(tie)	Roberto Hilbert	VfB Stuttgart	3
5(tie)	Arturo Vidal	Bayer Leverkusen	3
5(tie)	Nigel de Jong	Hamburger SV	3
5(tie)	Leonidas Kampantis	Arminia Bielefeld	3

Top Clean Sheets for Goalkeepers:

Place	Name	Club	Clean Sheets
1	Manuel Neuer	Schalke 04	10
2(tie)	Rene Adler	Bayer Leverkusen	9
2(tie)	Stefan Wächter	Hansa Rostock	9
4	Stefan Schäfer	VfB Stuttgart	8
5(tie)	Jan Lastuvka	VfL Bochum	7
5(tie)	Marcel Herzog	MSV Duisburg	7
5(tie)	Jaromir Blazek	1. FC Nürnberg	7
5(tie)	Jaroslav Drobny	Hertha Berlin	7
5(tie)	Tim Wiese	Werder Bremen	7
5(tie)	Simon Jentzsch	VfL Wolfsburg	7

One last thing, check out the English page for Arminia on the Bundesliga's website for a review of the first half of the season, both good and bad. See you on Saturday!

The Virtual Season, Part III: Marching Along Together

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 14:27:06 -0600

In the last edition of the Virtual Season, the 3-5-2 formation instituted by the manager worked as he hoped, as Arminia went 2-1-0 with a +7 goal differential, allowing them to shoot up the table to fifth, only 2 points behind leaders and local rivals Borussia Dortmund. We pick the season up there.

Match #7: VfL Wolfsburg 0-3 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: VfL Wolfsburg: None; Arminia Bielefeld: Eigler (54'), Leonidas (68', 75 [Pen. Miss]), Kauf (76')

What happened: Despite the manager putting in a second string squad against the struggling Niedersachsen side, Arminia destroyed Wolfsburg in an affair that was surprisingly scoreless at halftime, mainly because Arminia hit the post an incredible 4 times. The second half opened with yet another post shot, but Christian Eigler finally opened up the scoring with a nice shot form 10 yards in the 54th minute. Pressure continued to mount until Leonidas Kampantais was brought down in the penalty area. Leonidas' attempt was blocked (Sound familiar?), but the rebound came to the feet of Rudiger Kauf, who once again scored from a 20+ yard volley to finish up the scoring. Best part of the match? EA actually thinking that having the Wolfsburg crowd chanting "V!-F!-B!" would be authentic.

Match #8: Arminia Bielefeld 4-0 1. FC Nürnberg

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Zuma (3' [Penalty], 7'), Böhme (57'), Wichniarek (88'); 1. FC Nürnberg: None

What Happened: Another match, another thumping by Bielefeld. Sibusiso Zuma took the opening kick off down the pitch and earned a penalty, which he coolly took to give Arminia a quick 1-0 lead. He did the same thing 4 minutes later, albeit from the edge of the penalty area that time. Jörg Böhme made the lead insurmountable with a fantastic volley from outside the area early in the second half, and Artur Wichniarek finished off the scoring with a slick move to put the ball past the goalkeeper. Kicker pronounced the match as a "Goal Festival," but der Club's manager was less impressed. "Call me when they beat a club in the top half of the table," he quipped, "They will be lucky to not lose by a couple of goals when they go to Dortmund." Luckily for him, that happened to be the next match.

Match #9: Borussia Dortmund 2-3 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Borussia Dortmund: Frei (25', 89'); Arminia Bielefeld: Nkosi (14'), Kamper (61') Gabriel (88')

What Happened: After Nürnberg's latest loss, a reporter asked their manager if he saw the scoreline in the Westphalian Derby (Borussia is Arminia's derby club in FIFA 08), and after answering that he had not, was shocked to see Arminia's win. He refused to believe it until he saw the highlights himself, and what he saw was a giant step toward cementing themselves as a title contender at this point of the season. Arminia opened up the scoring with an incredible diving free kick from 35 yards by Siyabonga Nkosi, which completely baffled the Dortmund goalkeeper. Alexander Frei levelled the score shortly after, and both sides settled into an exchange of chances to be stopped by the opposing defences. The score remained the same until the 61st minute when Jonas Kamper took a pass from Artur Wichniarek, charged in on goal, and let loose an unstoppable shot from 25 yards that went in the top corner of the net. Dortmund picked up the pace even more, but it was Arminia who sealed the deal with a header from a corner by defender Petr Gabriel. Frei made it interesting a minute later with a fantastic goal of his own, but Arminia iced the match to put them atop the Bundesliga, facing Werder Bremen the next week at the Alm. A win would put some cushion between them and the rest of the pack going into a DFB-Pokal weekend...

Match #10: Arminia Bielefeld 1-2 Werder Bremen

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Böhme (34'); Werder Bremen: Rosenberg (28'), Hugo Almedia (76')

What Happened: If Arminia loses out on the title by 2 points or less, they will point to this match as a lost opportinuty. They outshot Werder 21-3, with an incredible 12-3 advantage in shots on goal. Both Werder goals came against the run of play, as Rosenberg converted on a defencive error, as did Hugo Almedia. Jörg Böhme scored the only goal for Arminia on a good pass from Sibusiso Zuma that put him behind the Werder defence. Supporters criticized the manager for his switch from a 3-5-2 to a Diamond 4-4-2 formation for the match in an attempt to limit the Werder attack. By the end of the match, this was tossed in favour of a 4-2-4 formation which on several occasions very nearly scored an equalizer. The next league match isn't any easier as Arminia travels to face Bayern Munich at the Allianz. But before that was a 2nd Round match in the DFB-Pokal

DFB-Pokal 2nd Round Match: Borussia Mönchengladbach 2-4 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Borussia Mönchengladbach: Neuville (16', 42'); Arminia Bielefeld: Gohouri (23' [Own Goal]), Zuma (33', 56'), Wichniarek (79')

What Happened: The opening 25 minutes of the match were dominated by ghastly errors by defenders from both sides. Borussia opened up the scoring when Oliver Neuville took a poor clearance in the penalty area to score past a shocked Rowen Fernandez to give the home side a 1-0 lead, only to watch it evaporate when one of their defenders attempted to block a Jonas Kamper shot, only to watch it deflected into the net. It was all the break Arminia needed to take control with a Sibusiso Zuma goal 8 minutes later. Neuville drew Borussia level shortly before halftime, but on the other side of the break Zuma put Arminia up for good. Artur Wichniarek iced yet another match with a fantastic run in the 79th minute.

With the win, Arminia advanced to the 3rd Round to take on 2. Bundesliga side Erzgebirge Aue, who knocked off Bayern Munich 1-0 in a memorable win in Munich.

Going into the match against Bayern, Arminia sits in second, only a point behind leaders Werder Bremen.

Bundesliga League Table, after Matchweek 10

See you later this week! If there isn't a post before Tuesday, make sure you folks have a Merry Christmas!

Arminia lays waste to Chinese opposition... Well, sort of

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:23:25 -0600

Well that was quick. The tour of China by Arminia Bielefeld proved to be quite nice to die Blauen, resulting in a win and a draw over Wuhan FC and FC Shenhua Shanghai respectively. Up first was Wuhan FC, who finished 7th in this season's edition of the Chinese Super League. Wuhan (also know as Wuhan Guanggu) has been moderately successful recently, earning promotion to the CSL by winning the Chinese Second division back in 2004. In their first season, Wuhan took the CSL Cup (a now-defunct League Cup for the members of the CSL), which combined with a respectable league finish made them regulars in China's top division.

Arminia supporters at the FC Wuhan-Arminia Bielefeld match (Image: Bielefeldfotos)

For the tour, First team coach Frank Geideck sent out a weakened side in comparison to the one who took on Stuttgart on Saturday, and it didn't seem to matter. Bielefeld for all intents and purposes outplayed them, especially defender Nils Fischer (When asked to choose between Marcelo Bordon or Juan in an interview, he chose Fabio Cannovaro!), who netted two goals in the first half and received the Man of the Match award afterward. Ioannis Masmandis finished up the scoring in the 90th minute to give the visitors an 0-3 victory.

The final score of the match... albeit just before full time. (Image: Bielefeldfotos)

The other match for Arminia was against traditional power Shenhua Shanghai, who finished a disappointing 4th in this season's CSL. In an afternoon match that only garnered around 300 fans, both sides put out weakened lineups, yet put on an entertaining 1-1 match. Markus Schuler put Arminia up 0-1 with a header in the 5th minute with a header, but Shanghai leveled in the 32nd minute on a shot after some nice passing. Both sides had chances as the match went on, culminating with a shot off of the post by Masmandis from a free kick.

Shenhua Shanghai and Arminia Bielefeld captains pose for photo with match officials before Wednesday's match (Image: Bielefeldfotos)

All in all, a great result for the tour, and an experience to remember.

On a serious note, the club's website is reporting that forward Abdelaziz Ahanfouf, who did not make the trip to China, was involved in an automobile accident (link auf Deutsch) in Borchen, a small community just outside of Paderborn. According to the police report he colldied with a transport truck coming from Holland. According to team doctors, Ahanfouf sustained injuries to his head and ankle, but was responsive at the hospital and was expected to be released either today (Thursday) or Friday. Like the club, die Blauen Blog passes along best wishes to "Aziz" and hopes he has a speedy recovery!

Abdelaziz Ahanfouf (Image: Bielefeldfotos)

Expect a light-hearted blog entry this weekend with an update of the Virtual Season, as well as some other fluff. Christmas vacation begins Friday afternoon, and Friday evening will consist of me making fun of my younger brother at his birthday party, so a post on Saturday isn't exactly in the works. See you then!

Arminia Bielefeld 2-0 VfB Stuttgart

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:46:35 -0600

I had this post ready to go on Saturday, but unfortunately family events got in the way of me posting it (Look Mom, die Blauen Blog > Christmas par.. *thwack* Ow! OK, OK, you're right... *sigh*)

Well, the Winter Break is upon us, and thankfully Bielefeld gave supporters a reason to cheer with a well-deserved 2-0 win over defending champions VfB Stuttgart on Saturday. Despite beginning the day in the relegation zone, the team came out flying for the first 20 minutes, leaving the Swabians dazed and confused. Jonas Kamper just missed the net in the 7th minute, and Sibusiso Zuma took a most clever pass in the 15th minute and promptly beat the keeper, only to be denied by the post. The breakfast I was eating (scrambled eggs and toast) promptly flew in the air as I was in a fit of premature celebration. I spent the next 10 minutes cleaning up the mess as well as cooking another batch of eggs, much to the pleasure of my two dogs. By that time Stuttgart finally got going got going, and the game tightened up considerably. Despite this, at halftime Arminia had the advantage in terms of shots despite only having about 36% of possession.

Raphael Schäfer waves in futility at the first goal of the match (Image: Bongarts/Getty Images)

Interim manager Detlef Dammeier evidently gave them the needed speech at halftime, as there was no faltering unlike against Bayern. The pressure continued to mount until it finally gave when Stuttgart lost midfielder Pavel Pardo for a second yellow card on what was really a dumb challenge, especially considering he had a yellow card. Stuttgart manager Armin Veh couldn't complain, as he was already sent to the stands for arguing with the officials. Jonas Kamper broke the deadlock with a stupendous shot 6 minutes later that completely surprised Stuttgart goalkeeper Raphael Schäfer, sending the Alm into a frenzy. Stuttgart tried to get back into it, but 5 minutes later defender Ricardo Osorio was sent off for a straight red for a pretty bad tackle on Artur Wichniarek, leaving Stuttgart with 9 men for the final 4 minutes, and holding on for dear life. It looked to end 1-0 until Wichniarek (who else?) put the icing on the cake with a nice goal from an even better pass from Zuma. It proved to be the last kick of the match, and Arminia walked away 2-0 winners.

Jonas Kamper celebrates with the Arminia faithful after the match (Image: Bongarts/Getty Images)

With the win, Arminia climbed out of the relegation zone, and sit 3 points clear of the drop zone. The Bundesliga table looks like this when looking at Arminia and its neighbours (Relegation Zone in red):

Place	Club	GP	W	D	L	GD	Pts
10	Borussia Dortmund	17	6	3	8	-4	21
11	VfL Wolfsburg	17	5	5	7	0	20
12	Hertha Berlin	17	6	2	9	-5	20
13	VfL Bochum	17	5	4	8	-2	19
14	*Arminia Bielefeld*	17	5	3	9	*-19*	18
15	Hansa Rostock	17	5	2	10	-10	17
16	1. FC Nurnberg	17	4	3	10	-7	15
17	Energie Cottbus	17	3	6	8	-10	15
18	MSV Duisburg	17	4	1	12	-12	13

Arminia was in a similar situation last season, but unlike last season they have actually won a match after November, and are outside the relegation zone, though only by three points. It's a tricky situation, but it doesn't quite have the hopeless feel that last year had. Shoring up the back line in January will go a long way to keeping Arminia up, as if they can get off to a start similar to the one at the beginning of the season, safety will be achieved pretty early, especially they can pick up points they dropped against Frankfurt and Duisburg, which should have both been three points in the bag. Add the five points dropped in those two matches and Arminia sits in 10th position. If there isn't a better example of the impact of fifteen minutes of lack of concentration in football, let me know.

Speaking of the second half of the season, much of it will ride on how well new manager Michael Frontzeck can keep the club going. I'll be frank and say that I really didn't pay attention to how well he did last season with Alemania Aachen other than the fact that in their final 8 matches they went 0-1-7 with a -20 goal differential. Not exactly the most comforting of statistics, but perhaps with some cash and a pretty experienced and motivated roster, we won't see a similar swoon.

We have about 6 weeks to discuss all of this, along with a lot of other goings on, especially the Virtual Season, as well as the trip to China (Arminia plays Wuhan FC on Tuesday and Shanghai Shenhua on Wednesday) and the DFB-Pokal match at Carl Zeiss Jena at the end of January.

See you on Wednesday after the match!

The Virtual Season, Part II: The Search for a Defence

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:14:30 -0600

The Virtual Season is off and running, and the last time we checked in on our pixellated heroes, they were 1-1-1 after three matches, coming off of a 5-3 thumping at the hands of Karlsruher SC. It was time for a serious change after the back line was savaged by an admittedly-mediocre KSC strike force. Whilst playing Football Manager, the manager found success with the virtual virtual Arminia in a 3-5-2. So, during the week's practices, the team was forced to change from their traditional 4-3-1-2 formation to a 3-5-2 formation. In addition, goalkeeper Mathias Hain was replaced by South African international Rowen Fernandez. Going into what the manager called a "critical" match against defending-Bundesliga champion VfB Stuttgart, the lineup looked like this:

Goal: Fernandez

Defence: Kucera, Gabriel, Moises

Midfield: Böhme, Marx, Kauf, Kamper, Nkosi

Forwards: Wichniarek, Leonidas

Was it a success? Well...

Match #4: Arminia Bielefeld 5-2 VfB Stuttgart

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Wichniarek (18', 67' [Penalty], 72' [Penalty Miss], 72'), Nkosi (59'), Kauf (78') VfB Stuttgart: Cacau (45', 85)

What Happened: The struggling title holders were completely steamrolled by Arminia, who outshot the Swabians 20-8. Shots came from all angles, and Stuttgart was constantly trying to unlock the midfield, with limited success. Despite this, when the Stuttgart attack did break through, it was all hands on deck for the back line, who were barely able to contain them, as witnessed by Cacau's two brilliant runs. Despite these gaffes, the manager was happy with their performance. "Can't complain too much about the win," he said "But Artur's getting extra penalty practice this week." he said with a laugh.

Match #5: Hertha Berlin 2-2 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Hertha Berlin: Pantelic (21'), Lakic (90') Arminia Bielefeld: Zuma (19'), Leonidas (79')

What Happened: This match was actually the second replay of the fixture, as I had to restart it twice because of some absolutely horrific calls made against me that simply required me to restart them. The first match got a restart when Andre Mijatovic got a yellow card on a play. The problem was that there was no foul, and his only crime was deflecting a pass past the end line for a corner kick. Considering he was already on a yellow. I was down to ten men for literally no reason. The second gaffe in the replay was at the halftime whistle, a shot for Hertha Berlin was in mid-flight from about 10 yards. All of the players began to walk off and the shot went in as a result of the goalkeeper not being in front of goal (it's automatic). On the splash screen of the halftime score, it showed 2-1 Hertha. I could have sworn I was playing Dynamo Berlin back during the Cold War after seeing that.

No shenanigans on the third try, unless you count the continued horror show that is the back line. Zuma scored on a nice volley to make it 0-1, only to see Pantelic walk through the defence to tie it up. After much consternation at the finishing ability of the forwards, the manager took off Wichniarek for Leonidas, and he immediately took a pass from Kauf and made it 1-2. The 3 points were in the bag until Lakic scored on a play in which he somehow evaded all three defenders which surrounded him. In the postgame press conference, the manager commented that Lakic must have had the wrong shirt on, as he should have had one with "Houdini" on the back. The press corps didn't get the joke, unfortunately.

Match #6: Arminia Bielefeld 4-1 Eintracht Frankfurt

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Kauf (27') Wichniarek (32' [Penalty Miss], 32') Zuma (35'), Nkosi (45') Eintracht Frankfurt: Amanatidis (55')

What Happened: In the most dominating Bundesliga match to date, Arminia simply beat Frankfurt to a pulp. At the end of the match Arminia put 15 shots on goal to Frankfurt's 2, and at the time of Kauf's 35-yard volley, the shot count was 12-1 for Arminia (it ended up 22-6). Nearly immediately after, Wichniarek drew a penalty, which he missed once again. Replays showed that he didn't get all of his foot on the shot, but he got the roubound to make it 2-0. Zuma made it 3-0 after a 50-yard dash left the Frankfurt defence in his wake, and on the stroke of halftime, Nkosi got a hold of a poor clearance, and chipped a shot past the shocked goalkeeper from 40 yards (A rather fortuitous shot on my part. I pressed the wrong button!). After halftime Arminia did their best to kill the clock, but the Frankfurt captain intercepted a pass and put a shot past a shocked Rowen Fernandez to make it 4-1. The rest of the half was set to the soundtrack of "Auf Wiedersehen"s and plenty of "Ole!'s, which actually began after Zuma's goal.

Going into their seventh match, Arminia sat in fifth in the table, only two points behind league leaders Borussia Dortmund with a game in hand. The switch to a 3-5-2 has been successful so far, as Arminia lead the league with 17 goals for, but despite 12 goals against, their +5 goal differential is joint-best in the league.

Bundesliga League Table, during Matchweek 7

Until next time!

And now for something completely Different

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:36:09 -0600

I've tried more than once to sneak a preview of this, but with the Winter Break less than a week away, it's a great time to unveil the centrepiece of our Winter break discussions (That is, other than transfers and the search for a new manager). Yes, I'm trying my hand at running the club this season, albeit on FIFA 08.

Now, before we dive into the season, I just need to make sure everyone knows that I am hopeless at this game. I've tried to play it on normal difficulty, but despite my best efforts I can only win when it's Arsenal-TuS Koblenz or some other ridiculous mismatch. As a result, I have to take it back a notch to Easy difficulty, which means that if/when I get the lineup like I want it and start rolling up the score, it isn't because I'm that good, but rather I've gathered enough talent to finally get the leg up on the AI to compensate for my ineptness.

So with that said, let's look at the financial situation as well as the Board's expectations:

Opening Budget: $1.3 million

Sponsor: $120,000 per match with 50% win bonus

Expectations:

(1) Don't get relegated

(2) Don't spend more than $920,000 on player transfers

(3) Sign Jonas Kamper to a 3 year extension

(4) Get to the 2nd round of the DFB-Pokal

Yikes. Financially we're in good shape, especially if we get on a good run with the win bonus. However, being handcuffed on transfer spending is not good (albeit pretty realistic), so if I want to get some players, it's going to have to be on some free transfers. And yes, I'm looking to shake up the squad a lot. Like in real life, priority one is to fix the back line, which is old, slow, and not that great.

With the advent of friendlies in Manager Mode, I'll see exactly how bad they are and try to get some players before the transfer deadline. As a result, I scheduled four friendlies with some pretty straightforward opposition.

Friendly #1: Rapid Wien 0-2 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Rapid Wien: None Arminia Bielefeld: Christian Eigler (17'), Sibusiso Zuma (90')

What Happened: Arminia controlled the flow of play against the T-Mobile Bundesliga's 4th Place team from the previous season for the entire match. The score could have been 0-5 if anyone from Arminia could hit a barn door from three paces, which is proving to be an issue already.

Friendly #2: Columbus Crew 2-3 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Columbus Crew: Rogers (45'), Moreno (55') Arminia Bielefeld: Robert Tesche (8', 47'), Zuma (41')

What Happened: The match was nowhere near as close as the scoreline indicated, as Arminia put 11 shots on goal to Columbus' 3. Robert Tesche put Arminia up in the 8th minute with a shot from 35 yards which beat goalkeeper Will Hesmer. Two more goals had Arminia up 3-0 shortly before halftime, and Columbus got one back shortly before halftime after walking past a stoic defence (Get ready to hear this a lot...). Despite Columbus cutting the lead down to one in the 55th minute, Arminia faced no further challenges for the rest of the match.

Friendly #3: Arminia Bielefeld 1-0 Los Angeles Galaxy

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Eigler (75') Los Angeles: None

What Happened: The Galaxy, ever looking for new and exciting ways to make money off of David Beckham, came to Bielefeld to take on Arminia in a friendly. The match was quite chippy, with tackles flying on both sides. Beckham wowed the crowd with two sensational free kicks from 30 yards, both hitting the crossbar despite beating Rowen Fernandez. Unlike LA, Arminia converted on their chances when Christian Eigler scored from a pass from a Jorg Bohme free kick. After the match, Galaxy manager Frank Yallop complained about Arminia's incessant tackling against Landon Donovan. Arminia's manager quipped "Landycakes needs to man up and take his tackles like a man."

Friendly #4: Arminia Bielefeld 5-1 Slavia Prague

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Leonidas Kampantais (11', 60' [Penalty]), Tesche (38'), Artur Wichniarek (44' [Penalty]), Jonas Kamper (66') Slavia Prague: Vicek (57')

Sendings off: Slavia Prague: Brabec (44')

What Happened: Evidently Slavia Prague were looking ahead to their Champions League Qualifying Matches against Ajax Amsterdam, as Arminia pounded Slavia Prague 5-1 in their final preseason friendly. Leonidas scorched the Slavia back line with a 40 yard run to score in the 11th minute, and Arminia did not look back. It was 2-0 in the 44th minute when Artur Wichniarek was taken down by a professional foul, resulting in a red card for the Slavia defender. Wichniarek converted the penalty, and after that Arminia dominated possession despite Slavia getting a goal back. All and all, a great way to end the preseason.

With the preseason done, I tossed the three youth team members that I had signed (All with forgettable names) and shipped them off on loan deals to 2. Bundesliga sides. Knowing how players fatigued, I levelled my medical staff up three times, and looks to start bulking up my squad. I placed a $900,000 bid for Munich 1860 striker Markus Schroth, only for 1860 to turn me down. Looking around on the Free Agents list, I saw striker Nicola Amoruso (Reggina) and Moises Hurtado (Espanyol) sitting there. Amoruso would provide me with a real striker with pace that would be a great stop-gap whilst I look for some younger striker since Zuma and Wichniarek's days are numbered. Moises, despite being sent off in last year's UEFA Cup Final, would be a great fullback who's young, fast, and still has room for improvement. In the end, I was only able to sign Moises, and only after the third match of the season. To finish up the transactions, VfL Osnabrück offered nearly $500,000 for defender Markus Schuler, a full $100,000 over his listed value. Considering I has just signed a defender 4 years younger than him with a better rating, he was sent packing.

The Bundesliga's season opened up with Arminia on the road for two of its first three matches. As of now I've just finished the third match.

Match #1: Hannover 96 1-1 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Hannover 96: Pinto (47') Arminia Bielefeld: Zuma (20')

What Happened: Arminia had shown in its friendlies that they were going to be a side with a relentless attack, since its back line had proven to be weak against weak opposition, much less full Bundesliga sides. They established this right off the bat with three corners within the first 10 minutes. Zuma made it 1-0 with a great pass from Siyabonga Nkosi, leaving Arminia in control at halftime. Immediately after halftime Hannover levelled as Pinto walked past the Arminia back four. *ugh* Despite Arminia's best efforts, the match ended 1-1.

Match #2: Arminia Bielefeld 2-1 Energie Cottbus

Scoring: Arminia Bielefeld: Leonidas (68') Rudiger Kauf (78') Energie Cottbus: Aloneftis (26')

What Happened: A packed Alm were shocked as Cottbus pressed the Arminia defence, ending up with a 1-0 lead after Mathias Hain let in a soft goal, which lasted well past halftime. As the second half wore on, the crowd became more and more dejected until the manager switched formations from a 4-1-2-1-2 to a 4-3-3 and brought on Zuma to help out Leonidas and Abdelaziz Ahanfouf. It worked as planned as immediately after Zuma fed Leonidas a sweet pass which he converted into a goal. 10 minutes later a gaffe by a Cottbus defender put the ball at Leonidas' feet, who passed it to Kauf, whose volley from 25 yards would not be denied. Of course, the crowd treated the manager like the genius he is as Arminia took the 3 points.

Match 3: Karlsruher SC 5-3 Arminia Bielefeld

Scoring: Karlsruher SC: Iashvili (18', 50' 68'), Timm (53', 61') Arminia Bielefeld: Leonidas (39'), Kauf (56'), Eigler (76')

What Happened: The good feeling from the previous week's win were washed away in a hurry as KSC went up 1-0 on the first of five occasions where the back line simply let a player walk through them and score on a shocked Mathias Hain. Arminia leveled up from Leonidas via a great pass from Wichniarek, but two goals in a 3 minute span made it 3-1. Yet another volley by Kauf made it 3-2, but another pair of goals in a short span made it 5-2. In a desperate bid to draw level, the manager took off Kauf and brought on Zuma in the 70th minute, switching from a 4-3-3 to a 4-2-4 formation last seen in the 1950s by the Mighty Magyars. It seemed to work as Eigler made it 5-3, but Eigler missed two more sitters in the final 15 minutes to ensure KSC's victory.

After three matches Arminia sit in midtable with 4 points, and the manager is at a loss as to how to fix the leaky defence. Part of the problem is unavoidable (The defencive AI is shambolic), but I'm still looking for a solution. There's plenty of depth in midfield so I may be tempted to go to a 3-5-2 or a 3-4-3 to keep opposing attackers from the back line. We will see.

Ernst Middendorp Sacked as Arminia Manager

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:54:06 -0600

After Friday's debacle, I waited to post about the match as I knew something had to give after Dortmund took Arminia to the woodshed. An exhilarating start to the season has turned into a complete nightmare, and I knew heads were going to roll. In class this morning the seniors were rather subdued in their football talk, except for the Manchester United bandwagoner, who crowed about United's 4-1 win over Derby County. I ended said crowing by mentioning United were the first club all season to allow an away goal by Derby. Class went on as usual after that, albeit on a more sombre tone.

A dejected Ernst Middendorp during Arminia Bielefeld's 6-1 loss to Borussia Dortmund on Friday (Image: GettyImages)

I was sitting down for lunch in the cafeteria when the school secretary came up and told me that my mother had called saying that my uncle from Bremen had called and all he said was " 'Allo. Middendorp aus! Tschuss!" and hung up. The secretary thought that this was an important enough emergency ("A family crisis is something that should be handled immediately!" She lectured. If only she knew my uncle was a Werder supporter...) that I called my uncle directly from school, and he gave me the news that Ernst Middendorp had been sacked as manager and Reserves manager Detlef Dammeier would coach the team against VfB Stuttgart, and would search for a permanent manager during the Winter Break.

Ernst, it's enough! says Bielefeld supporters. Apparently, the Arminia board got the message. (Image: Kicker.de)

I tried to make the call sound important enough that no one would think that I was calling Germany during school hours simply because the club I support sacked its manager. It worked, as I was even told that if I needed to I could go home if I needed to travel over there to take care of things. I shrugged them off and said "Eh, things won't get much better if I'm there." Which is true, when you think about it.

When I got home, the Inbox was full of links to the Soccernet, Kicker (link auf Deutsch), der Spiegel (link auf Deutsch) and the Club's official website (link auf Deutsch) articles with what has proven to be the reaction to the sacking: We love Ernst and tank him for all he's done, but we seem to need a change, and unfortunately he had to be the one to go.

Interim manager Detelf Dammeier (Image: der Spiegel)

My initial thoughts on the whole thing? Well, as much as I like Ernst, something had to happen, as Arminia are on the verge of a complete collapse and subsequent relegation. The club has a Bundesliga-worst (-21) goal differential and only a single road win, which was on the season opener at Wolfsburg. As director Reinhard Saftig stated in the press conference, "The facts don't lie - we have only five points from the last 11 matches... I don't even want to start counting up the goals we've allowed."

Despite the doom and gloom, there is a silver lining. If the season ended today (Ah, the wonderful Americanism), Arminia would survive, albeit barely. With a game to go until the Winter Break, the club will have six weeks to find a manager to keep the club afloat, as well as bring in players during the transfer window to reform the back four, who have been the weak link for the club all season, as well as perhaps jump-start the lethargic attack.

I'll keep everyone updated on the situation, as well as try to get some perspective from some local journalists. Of course, if you want to share your thoughts on the matter, E-mail the blog at dieblauenblog@gmail.com with "Ernst Middendorp Sacking" in the Subject Line. Catch you tomorrow for the beginning of your Winter Break entertainment (aside from the manager search, that is...)

Normal Service has been Resumed

Tue, 4 Dec 2007 19:14:03 -0600

Technology is a grand thing...

Almost 2 weeks, hands cut from handling delicate electronic parts with sharp edges in confined spaces, and some elbow grease later, I'm finally connected to the world again. It was rather boring, if I must admit. You can only drag out grading tests and watching boring TV shows for so long. I even tore through the 4 books on my reading stack in the mean time.

The highlight of the down time was the Arminia-Bayern Munich match, which I actually accidentally found on TV on Sunday afternoon. I had unfortunately missed the game live, but a Spanish station had the match on tape delay. I must say there is nothing like an Anglophone watching German football with Spanish commentary.

With that said, I must say it was a match that was one for Arminia supporters to be proud of, and, one which in all honesty Arminia should have gotten a point out of. With they way they played up to the Ribery goal, it should have been at least 1-0 Arminia if not 2-0 if Jonas Kamper and Sibisuso Zuma's chanced had been slotted home. As Middendorp eluded to, in the city centre, the advantage can easily to the Beetle, if the Porsche is not careful, and the opening play proved it. Unfortunately, the Porsche got going in a hurry, and Franck Ribery's goal was simply sublime, and it put Arminia on the back foot for virtually the rest of the game. Hain's injury just before halftime was rather disconcerting, though Rowen Fernandez's emergency relief work was commendable, despite him almost letting in a goal by Luca Toni on his first shot. Hain is all but out for Friday's match at Borussia Dortmund, so it's up to Fernandez to

Despite the play, Arminia sit three points above the drop zone, and have the worst goal differential to boot. To add to the cheery news, Arminia only have a single win away from the Alm, and that was against Wolfsburg in the season opener. Of course, us Arminia supporters are used to such grim news, so it's not as frightening as to an outsider. With two more matches to go at Dortmund and home to Stuttgart, inspired play like in the first 20 minutes against Bayern would go well. Here's to that.

Catch you folks on the other side of the Dortmund game.

The Requisite (Attempted to post on) Thanksgiving Post

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:52:51 -0600

I had this post ready to go on Thanksgiving, but apparently on Turkey Day, I had the Kiss of Death for Computers, as I killed all three of my computers in a 24 hour span. I won't be back online until at least Wednesday, so you won't hear from me then. As I type this, Arminia is down 0-3 to Bochum. Not good at all. But enjoy this in the mean time.

In Tuesday's post, I mentioned I would be holed up in my room on my laptop making a post, and, well, here I am. The house is crawling relatives which I only see twice a year at the most, and all of whom I frankly would do anything to hot have to talk to. But it hasn't been all bad, after all. Dinner was great as for one the turkey didn't end up sawdust-dry, and the sides were all delicious. I got the television all to myself since the women of the family were busy gossiping in the kitchen, the children were running about wrecking the house playing tack with broomsticks, and the men, of which I am the only one who follows sports with any sort of seriousness, huddled in the cold carport to talk about God-knows-what.

Apart from the traditional American football games today, there wasn't much else on TV. This development has befuddled me for years because I know there are millions of Americans like me who would love nothing better to dive into some good TV, and what do we get? Infomercials, dumb pseudo-documentaries about Thanksgiving dinners, and horrible movies which never should have seen the light of day! I popped in 49: The Complete Unbeaten Record and hopped online to check out the aftermath of the completion of the Euro 2008 qualifiers, especially England bowing out for the first time in fourteen years in a major competition.

The English press is, of course, in full knee-jerking mode, calling for everyone's head from Queen Elizabeth all the way down to poor old Bill Walters, who sits at the end of a pub in Blackpool and mutters to himself how Soviet agents injured Jimmy Armfield before the 1966 World Cup in order for the Soviets to have a better chance at winning. The FA acted by (rightly) sacking Steve McClaren, who summed up the level of the disaster that was his reign at the top when he stated that him being sacked "...[was] the saddest day of his career." I assume England's passive performance in the first half against Croatia wasn't? Of course, now that their latest pinata is out of a job, the hyperbole is turning on the subject of quotas for foreign players for clubs in the Barclays Premier League.

For those of you hiding under a rock, there have been clamorings for the Premier League to adopt a ceiling on the number of foreign players on a club's roster, pointing specifically to Arsenal and their completely-foreign Starting XI. Proponents of this state that since the number of foreigners in the Premier League are now over 70% of the total playership, talented English players can not find a place in Premier League rosters, and as a result the English national team has suffered. They would also point to nations like Spain, with a quota on non-EU players, have a strong international team based in their domestic league (Speaking of which, Spanish courts ruled that African, Caribbean, and South American players could not count as non-EU players because of existing labour agreements.)

Unfortunately, from this small bedroom, the idea is simply a non-starter. First off, any quota system could only limit non-EU players because of the European Union's anti-discrimination legislation for workers (despite what Sepp Blatter says about the working status of football players). Considering that the majority of Premier League foreigners are from EU nations, quotas wouldn't do anything. After all, from everyone's favourite whipping boy Arsenal's starting XI, a quota like Spain's would eliminate, well, six of their players at the most... that is if you count Philippe Senderos, Eduardo da Silva, and Aleksandr Hleb, all Europeans from non-EU nations for the list. I'm sure Arsene Wenger would enjoy telling these players that they have to be sold because their nations, despite being European in culture and geography, aren't European enough for the whims of the Barclays Premier League.

I could go on from here, but a turkey sandwich is calling. See you guys later in the week!