Transfer Window is Gripped by Madness (not Suggs, actual lunatics)!
Thursday, 08 January 09, 05:08 AM · Comments(0)
Ha ha ha ha, Ho ho ho ho. I think that the Joker has given up on Gotham, well defended as it is by the Batman, and has turned his comical attention to Premiership transfer speculation, resulting in today’s hilarious reports. The Daily Star, intellectual tome that it is has reported that Cesc and RVP are on there way to Barcelona in the summer for a combined 45million quid, and that the Catalans will be throwing in Yaya as a makeweight. So ridiculous that I will mention in no more. Other news is that Eboue has stated that Inter are interested in signing him but he is happy at Arsenal. Right, Inter are interested in signing Eboue…..Ha ha ha ha, whheeeeeze. Who writes this crap, I mean honestly.
The story regarding the rosy cheeked Russian playmaker Arshavin continues to bubble along. It’s a right load of old cobblers with every journalist trying to make something out of nothing and find a new angle every five minutes. The latest on this is that apparently there is a problem as Zenit want the full amount in one payment. Andrei has also said that he wants to test himself at a top club.. blah blah blah. If we are going to sign him, I’d like Mr Gazidis to get the hell on with it so that we don’t get left with nada when the deal inevitably falls through and the player moves to Juventus/Milan/Barca/Madrid.
As an aside, I read a blog yesterday in which the blogger, who is clearly as mad as a march hare, maybe even the Joker himself, suggested that we sign Joey Barton….What the Hell?! I haven’t heard any other nonsense but I’m sure that as the day progresses more craziness will come to light.
I read a story somewhere today, I wish that I could recall where, that the Arsenal are becoming less and less likely to be able to guarantee a full house for home games. If so, this is probably due to a number of factors. Firstly, the Credit Crunch. People are watching the pennies, obviously, but football fans will usually fork out the moola irrespective of the financial climate. Now however, there is the feeling that fans are being short changed. The squad lacks exciting players, money is seemingly not being invested as the fans would like, there is dissention at board level and all the while, ticket prices are sky high and the costs of going to a match are spiralling wickedly (food, drink, merchandise are all very expensive). One can’t blame people for not going, especially families. Basically it is up to the club to stop taking the p!ss out of the fans.Like this blog? Help spread the word: 
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