I want Football back..... NOW
Monday, 13 July 09, 03:21 AM · Comments(6)
Hi and hello football fans, it's your old pal Roko the Football Guy, whats going down? I hope all is well wherever you are!
I also hope you have managed to keep yourselves entertained these pased seven days since I last posted something....... It was not a deliberate break, i just could not find a single thing to motivante me to write. Did anyone buy a player in the Premiership last week? My God it was boring...... I had to pass the time knocking out boxers on Fight Night Round 4 which was A) Good fun B) good way to get out my frustrations of not having any football to watch. I also had a bit of a cold last week which didn't help my mood.
The weekend was better though. On Saturday I went to a house party. It was a fancy dress house party for a friend of mine who was turning 30 and is gay. So I spent much of the night talking to George Michael, Freddie Mercury, The Supremes, Amy Winehouse, Bruno and Michael Jackson...... Strange that there was no Elton John. All in all there was about 60 odd people there and let me tell you, there are quite a few plus points being one of the only straight guys at a big house party. I had my way with a few of the straight women there which made up for my crap week.......... It's kind of like when an aging footballer goes to play in the MLS, you feel like your really good again despite being washed up!
The only to sour points of the party were the punch in the face I got from a militant lesbian who thought I was someone else - Basically she was in the toilet, I was waiting in the que and the guy in front of me kept banging on the door and just before she came out he left and she thought it had been me and proceeded to lay a right hook on me..... The toilet was located right near a flight of stairs and I have to say I considered throwing her down them but instead I waited till later to patch things up by getting here a drink.......... It was a cocktail...... And it contained more than just alcohol and soft drink...... I pissed in it too.
The other sour point happened at about 6.30am...... I picked up a glass off water as I was really thirsty and gulped it down.......... It was not water.......... I think it was Gin........... It came straight back up, that and the contents of the buffet that I had eaten during the night.
Oh well, sometimes you have to take the rough with the smooth.
Richards makes swine flu recovery - Link
Really? Why did I not know this until this morning?
Richards quote's in the article are quite funny -
"At first I thought it was a really bad chest infection, or maybe alcohol poisoning"
That's good to know Micah, you had drunk so much alcohol that you thought it might have poisoned you.......... What a professional!
"No-one out there is so fit and healthy they can't catch swine flu. If I can get it, anyone can."
Thank you Dr Richards, I never knew that!
Manchester United are moving closer to signing Douglas Costa - Link
A Brazilian called Douglas...... Hehe, for some reason I find that quite funny.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he wont be a success just because he is a Brazilian called Douglas........ Had he been Scottish I would not be saying this.
Robbers target Man Utd footballer - Link
Really robbers? Federico Macheda? What do you think you were going to be able to steal that you couldn't find in anyone's house?
Next time make it Rio's will you!
Fantasy Premier League
As most of you should know by now (well those of you that play fantasy) Fantasy Premier League is back for the new season and yours truly will be competing in a league set up by the blogging king himself - Jamrockrover -
It felt good doing my team as it means football can't be that far away....... Then I looked at a calender and see it's still over a month away and my eyes start to water.
Take care
Football Guy
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6 Comments · Add yours
Nice cocktail....
Remiond me never to piss you off at a party...
i went watch Oasis last night at Wembley.. I am sure I got splatted by some piss that was being thrown about...
funny post... same here... i wouldn't want to be near from you when u got drunk...
If I ever meet you I must remember not to punch you in error as piss is one of my least favourite drinks of all time.
What's your team called?
i'm gonna punch you, but not accept a drink from you. I'm no fool.
Martin - Had a man punched me I would not have wait to piss in his drink, we would have thrown down fisticuffs Steven Segal style
Jamrock - Better than Milan 89