Bizarre Romania - France Predictions

25th minute: 1-0 to France
Thierry Henry scores with a header (of all things) and celebrates by lifting his shirt revealing a t-shirt that says "I love you Nicole". He sulks on the halfway line with his hands on his hips until the 74th minute after teammates remind him that they are no longer married

30th minute: Gheorghe Hagi comes out of his international retirement of almost 6 years to lift a dismal Romanian team. Unfortunately it is apparent that his nickname 'The Maradona of the Carpathians" applies not only to his sublime skill but also his chronic obesity since retirement. Does nothing of note for the rest of the game except wheeze by the sidelines.

67th minute: Ribery announces that he is leaving for a 'bigger challenge' and promptly joins a schoolteam in Japan.

74th minute: Henry leaves and joins the Brazilian National Team, citing their 'beautiful football' as a reason. "I said I would always be a French and I did not lie, because once you are a French you are always a French. You have been good to me over the years, au revoir"

80th minute: 1-1
Romania equalise through a bizarre error as Eric Abidal rounds his own keeper and puts it in the back of the net. William Gallas responds by crying and kicking innocent Romanian fans in the front row all the while screaming 'whyyyyy whyyyyy whyyyyyyyy"

92nd minute: 2-1 to France
A streaker runs onto the pitch, scores a goal for France and celebrates by punching Domenech, demanding an explanation as to why he was not in the 23-man squad. As security drags him away it is revealed that the streaker is none other than Gael Clichy.

Predicted Fulltime Score: 2-1
France: Henry, Clichy
Romania: Abidal OG

Actual Fulltime score: 0-0 (boo)