The last bits of the La Liga Season went by without incident, Real Madrid won the league after a long spell outside the promised land, and the trophy stable is full once more with silverware. Oh, and speaking of stables, this weeks column is on Rutgerus Johannes Martinius van Nistelrooy, RVN for short in this column, and the multi-million pound signing for the Merengues, straight from the Old Trafford glue farm.

I went into the research for this week with an open mind, looking for my usual brand of scandal, outrage, and infidelity. Surprisingly, the modern footballer isn’t always as shallow and self-serving as we expect him or her to be. Our boy Ruud is just that kind of fellow.

He married a certain filly, Leontine Slaats, in 2004 after a courtship measuring practically half his life. He was playing for a small club at the time called Den Bosch and he came under the radar of Tottenham Hotspur, and the race was on to sign him, but since “kak” in any language is easily translated, he waited before going to England and transferred to PSV Eindhoven instead. He did meet his childhood sweetheart there before leaving for greener pastures.

I won’t get much into what happened at PSV or Man U, needless to say he met psychotic Irishmen and drunken Scotsmen, and most of those were in the stands, but after having seen his friend Becks leave for Madrid, he decided (or was pushed out of the starting blocks by his wayward owner) to leave for the sunny shores of landlocked Madrid, where his talents as a goal poacher would be ignored and ridiculed for some reason, but he would have the last laugh as his goals would lead to a La Liga championship for the santeros.

I wish I had more dirt on his wife, but they live a quiet life with daughter Moa, they run charitable functions, and they seem like a genuine couple who love and respect each other. Oh well, maybe Robinho has trick up his sleave?

Mando of FF

Barcelona Adventure

Covering La Liga from far away as we've been doing for the past 6 months like we have on forza futbol, we tend to see things antiseptically, second hand or translated and repackaged to fit another culture or another way of seeing things, whether it's to reach the ex-pat Spaniard, the curious Brit or the nonsensical American like myself. Sure, I speak the language and I can read the websites that As or Marca provides as a service, but it has never seemed to fit together, it has never seemed to make sense, until you come here like I did and you cover the league first hand, you read the ragsheets, you talk to the people on the street, and you sit in the seats and see the competition for yourself.

What have I learned? The place is old, it has a history that goes back generations in football terms, but there are Roman ruins here, there are events hardwired to people's genes here that we have no clue about, even if we speak the language, so I'm going to even try to make sense of the place in one sitting or in one two week holiday, but I do know more about it's football.

1. Football is king. Sure, they have something called futsala which is what Ronaldinho played I guess in those Nike commercials, and another weird invention that looks like water-polo but without the water, or even the swimming, the NBA and basketball in general is popular, and Formula 1 is always on, but football is front and center.
2. Spanish television, real over the air television, is stranger than I had thought, as there are hours upon hours of telebasura (or literally garbage tv), and while one could get spoiled by the one hour football pregame shows on free over-the-air tv like the one laSexta had, some games are changed and rescheduled or not run at all (like the Real Madrid game from last week) on a moments' notice, so fans needs or wants are secondary. Oh, and the announcers talk over the action just as much as the English broadcasters do on Gol TV, so it really wouldn't be that much of a difference. I even heard Ray Hudson's voice on that Madrid pregame show, weird huh?
   
3. Spanish newspapers. To get any real sense as to what is really happening in La Liga you have to play the, "let's buy all the papers in Madrid(As and Marca) and Barcelona(Sport and Mundo Deportivo) and try to find the truth somewhere in between. When 8-10 pages are given in Madrid to Real Madrid and the other teams are given anywhere from half a page to a full page of coverage, then bias is inherant in the system. It's the same for Barcelona in the Catalan press as well, but it is nice to get a better look at the players, their tendencies, what formations clubs have been playing, and all number of useless statistical data to wet the appetite. Yes, the sports dailies have their uses as well.
   
4. FC Barcelona. Barcelona is a city of monuments, the AgBar Tower which looks like a blaugrana cucumber in the night sky, the Sagrada Familia
   which is probably the strangest looking psychedelic Church in the world, but I can see why Barca is one of the biggest clubs in the world just by looking at their own monument to their city. Yes, they're planning on a new facade for the exterior (shown here) and a brand new coat of paint for the interior, but the club while very modern is all about its links to the past and making its members or socios feel part of the process of running the football club. For a measly 16 euros, I got the chance to tour the visiting training rooms, the media center and even the President's box, I took a picture with cardboard cutouts of Leo Messi and Ronaldinho, I saw the FC Barcelona Megastore and I even took a picture at field level with Mes Que un Club in the background. I came, I saw and I was looking for Walt Disney's hand in prepackaging the Barca experience. I must say that it did seem just a little phony to me, but it could just be me, the deluded, cynical American who is conditioned to it.
5. Espanyol were another story. The gritty club of overachievers that almost beat mighty Sevilla are actually situated on some nice property. Their stadium situated in the Montjuic area, a park and conventions area just south of their more popular cousins, is actually in a nice part of town, or at least as nice for different reasons as Barca, but the stadium while it was renovated for the Barcelona Olympics looks much worse for wear. The Espanyol supporters I talked to pretty much agreed that they were counting the days until their new stadium was built. I don't know though, maybe it's different on match days at Barca, but I got a better vibe at Espanyol. As one of the supporters told me, "It's easy to be a Barcelona fan, their stadium is beautiful, they win, you expect them to, but here at Espanyol you suffer, sometimes waiting for that goal that might keep you from being relegated on the last day of the season." And I told him, yeah but when you get one goal away from winning the UEFA Cup it seems all the sweeter no? He said he'd rather have won than had any moral victories.

I guess there's a story in there somewhere, that the League is as vibrant at ground level as we see on television, and that maybe you need to get out of your comfort zone and travel, see the sights for yourself and not just be spoon fed team or a league.

 

Alright, let me say that I was at the very public unveiling last week in Carson, California for David Beckham and his introduction to the American media. The media is skeptical about Beckham's place in this because they continue to compare him to Pele and if the "greatest player who ever lived" couldn't make this a top sport in America then how can a 32 year old middling midfielder who isn't even captaining his homeland anymore? I say Posh, or at least ptui. He has already done what he intended to do.

Whether the American media believes it or not, Beckham-mania has already changed how the sport is perceived in this country. In talk radio, as conservative a place as any in this country both politically and socially, the anecdotal evidence is astounding for me. People are talking about the sport and the player, some hosts are coming around to the idea that this may be a future talking point, and even some diehard haters like Jim Rome apparently have softened their tone against the sport. All this has been happening before Mr. Golden Balls hit.

No, he won't save the league on the field, and he probably won't save his team on the field from making the playoffs. For one he's still nursing an ankle injury that he suffered on the last day of the La Liga season, and he's just not the sort of player that can change the game like Cristiano Ronaldo or Leo Messi can in open play, but what he brought to Real Madrid in the last 12 matches of the season was immense. Diarra, Higuain, Reyes, or Van Nistelrooy may have scored those deciding goals, but it was David Beckham that inspired them with his leadership. It is no fluke that their fortunes turned when Capello brought him off the bench and started him on the wing. His crosses were deadly, his passing was efficient, but in a team of primadonnas Beckham was the one thing that people misunderstand the most about him in that while he may look like a Galactico, his play on the field is not. He makes others play better.

And yet, off the field his impact on the sport will be immeasurable. He may not be the greatest player who ever lived, despite Pele himself calling him one of the top 50 who did, and he might not even be the best player in his own midfield for England, but he brings something that Pele never had. Media cache, Q rating, friendships with actors, politicians and studio moguls.

In that regard, no one in the sport has ever had what David Beckham has. Real Madrid have seen their exposure in China and Japan grow because of the Beckham factor and years later Manchester United are still drawing from that well. People who never heard of the Galaxy or MLS globally are now focusing their attention while most every other league is on summer hiatus.

No, he surely isn't Pele. He won't single handedly change the sport, he won't make the level of play in the MLS overall all that much better, but I wouldn't underestimate his impact on the United States.

 

In this episode we discuss:

o IN FOCUS - Footy Bling Lists - the World's Richest Football Players, the World's Top Power Clubs, the World's Richest Coaches, etc.

o The Neverending Silly Season in Serie A and La Liga

o Copa America and U20 World Cup round up

o A new segment - BLOG THIS! with Mando

o Mando on Becks' Press Conference!


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FORZA FUTBOL WEEK 13 is available for your listening pleasure!

In episode 13 we discuss-

*IN FOCUS - Calciopoli Revisited

*Serie A and La Liga Silly Season

*Copa America, U20 World Cup and Asian Cup roundups

*Up Close and Personal with Forza - How did Elisa get into the beautiful game?

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Here's Forza Futbol's Best Eleven as mentioned on our week 12 podcast or Year End Review of La Liga!


Hannah my 11:

Top 11 of the Season 4-3-3~


F: Fredi Kanoute 
F: Ruud Van Nistelrooy F: Tamudo


MF: Leonel Messi
 MF: Ivan De La Pena
 MF: Jesus Navas


FB: Milito FB: Alves 
CB: Puyol CB: Javi Navarro


GK: Palop

Sub - F: David Villa


Mando's Top 11-

Top 11 of the Season 4-4-2~*

F: Fredi Kanoute

F:
Ruud Van Nistelrooy

MF:
Leonel Messi

MF:
Ivan De La Pena

MF:
Juan Arango

MF:
Ronaldinho

FB:
Dani Alves

FB: Goleo

CB:
Mophead

CB: Javi Navarro

GK:
Palop



Elisa's Best 11***

Top 11 of the Season 4-4-2~*

In goal-
GK Casillas(MAD)

In defense-
LB Miguel Torres (MAD)
CB Ayala (VAL)
CB Gabi Milito (ZAR)
RB Alves (SEV)

In the midfield-
M Ibagaza (MAL)
M Ivan De La Peña (ESP)
M Lionel Messi (BAR)
M Jesus Navas (SEV)

In attack-
F Van Nistelrooy (MAD)
F Diego Milito (ZAR)

Subs/Honorable Mentions- Palop (SEV), Pires (VIL), Tamudo (ESP), David Silva (VAL), Zambrotta (BAR), Kanoute (SEV), Cazorla (REC), David Villa (VAL)

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Forza Futbol podcast week 12 is now available for your listening pleasure!

Special Edition - Vamos La Liga - our Yearend Review of the Spanish League

We review the Highs and Lows on a Team by Team basis.

At last! We roll out the red carpet and dish out our Best and Worst Awards!

Team of the Season - Best and Worst
Player of the season - Best and Worst
Best and Worst Signing or Transfer
Coach of the year - Best and Worst
Best and Worst Game
Best Goal
Best and Worst Rumor
Best and Worst Italian player playing abroad
Best and Worst Hair
Best and Worst Kit
Who's Hot and Who's Not
Top 11 of the Season

We also briefly highlight some Copa America games.

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In this episode we discuss-

o Copa Del Rey Final - Sevilla v Getafe - who gets the final bit of silverware in La Liga?

o In Focus - The Power of Money in the Champions League

o Serie A and La Liga- transfer rumors, news and gossip section

o Gold Cup round up

o Up Close and Personal with Forza - Mando will enlighten us how he got into the beautiful game.


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FORZA FUTBOL PODCAST WEEK 10 IS AVAILABLE FOR LISTEN!

In this episode we discuss-

La Liga Final Round 38-
We review the final round and crown the campeones of La Liga.  (Real Madrid v Mallorca, Nastic v Barcelona, Sevilla v Villarreal). We also review the relegation games and who is going down to Segunda. (Athletic Bilbao v Levante, Valencia v Real Sociedad, Celta Vigo v Getafe, Racing Santander v Real Betis)

Serie A and La Liga - It's silly season and it's getting sillier and sillier!

Gold Cup round up - quartefinals update and who will match up in the Semis.  Is a US v Mexico final destiny?

Up Close and Personal with Forza - we find out how Hannah got into the beautiful game.

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In this episode we discuss- 

La Liga Round 37 - the title race is on -Real Zaragoza v Real Madrid, Barcelona v Espanyol, Mallorca v Sevilla, best of the rest, and as the relegation battle turns...

Internationals round up (España v Liechenstein, Lithuania v Italia and England v Estonia)

Serie A and La Liga- transfer rumors, news and gossip aka silly season gone wild!

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