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April Fool's Day Headlines I'd Love To Read. (Add yours too)
Wednesday, 01 April 09, 09:58 AM · Comments(36)
- Joey Barton beaten by transvestite after an attempt to grab "her jewels"
- Franck Ribery's plastic surgery is a success. "Since my accident I always dreamed of looking like Brad Pitt again"
- David Beckham finds Victoria in bed with 2 other spice girls ... he walks away.
- Kaká: "Jesus told me to accept this money offer from Manchester City"
- Ronaldo (the fat one) asks Joey Barton for tranny's phone number
- Brazilian drug dealers meet with FIFA to explain their business strategies for the 2014 World Cup
- Marco Materazzi retires from footbal
- Cristiano Ronaldo finally admits "I'm gay and I'm in love with Rooney, I've always been"
- Rooney punches Cristiano Ronaldo and breaks his nose and his heart.
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Those are really good...
hahaha... great post!
I should hate you f***ing brit for writing these crap about France and Ribery. But I surrender and I agree with you. Good idea, good headlines. What about this one: England National Team retires from World Cups: "We won't win anyway"
Awesome! Just awesome!
Awesome! Very funny.
Dominica
Phil Brown Admitts Fabregas Didn't Spit, Horton Just Had An 'Accident'
hahahaha
great blog
Ronaldo (the fat one) "I want to be a woman"
Ronaldo (the thin one) "I'm really a woman"
Liverpool Fans Admitt "It's time to forget the past"
Chelsea Players Red Card NOT Rescinded
Arsene Wenger Sees Penalty Given Against Arsenal
Drogba "I Dive And I Love It"
Ronaldo "Drogba is My Role Model"
Arsene Wenger "I Got It Wrong"
Crouch and Arshavin: Unlikely Lovers
Wow... LadyArse you're on fire!!!
Spurs Admitt "We'll Never Be As Good As Arsenal"
LOL i think my brain might have just melted and this is what's spilling out lol
I hope the blogger doesn't mind me taking over his blog...I only meant to post one, but then I couldn't stop...
Newcastle Manager Celebrates Six Months In Charge
Titus Bramble Makes It Through Ninety Minutes Without Making A Mistake, He comments "It was an excellent movie"
Shrek "Yes, Rooney is my lovechild"
Bentley "I'm Not As Good As I Think I Am"
Platini "I Love English Football"
Gerrard "Sometimes you have to dive to win"
"Pink Boots Aren't For Me" Bendtner
Alex Fergusson tells BBC in interview "I love you guys at the beeb".
Chelsea sign up Burberry as new sponser.
Rooney signs up to help the aged but admits he had a different idea of what he would have to do.
Ronaldo claims he crashed his car because wall was not 10 yards back.
After Benitez's dog shagging scandal: Gaffa Raffa has a Laffa with a Staffa
Capello has an affiar with prominent british soap actress: Fab in Bab Nab Grab n Stab
Brilliant!
I read one that said "Alan Shearer to become the manager of Newcastle!"