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A New Songbook Selection For The White Hart Lane Faithful

Thursday, 18 September 08, 07:44 AM · Comments (28)

Forget all the gloom and doom.

Well at least try and embrace the odd welcome distraction from it.

I'd say it's fair comment that some of the wit on here is pretty unrivaled on occasion.

Elsewhere... COYS is certainly one of the best Spurs forums. For no more reason that it has stealthily swerved so many know it alls that infest the net and worked very hard to cultivate a genuinely friendly atmosphere. These then are some fruits of their latest labours... Well done.

"AIM listed,
la la la,
AIM listed,
la la la."


"My old man,
Said be a Tottenham fan,
I said f*ck off b*llo*ks,
I'm an accountant."


"Daniel Levy's In-the-Black armeee!"

"Cos if you know your share prices...

it's enough to make your heart go ooooohhhhhhhh....
we don't care what the other investment groups say
what they hell should we care
cos we only know
when there's gonna be profit taking show
that Tottenham Hotspur (PLC) will be there...."

(sang to the tune of 'Grand Old Team')


"Oh when the cash comes rolling in, Oh when the cash comes rolling in, I wanna see telephone numbers, when the cash comes rolling in"

"Sound financial structure
We've got a sound financial structure
Sound financial strrrutuuuure
We've got a sound financial structure"

"QUID-OOH, QUID-OOH"


"QUID-Army!, QUID-Army!"

"Jingle tills, jingle tills
jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to see
Spurs stash it all away - oi!"

"YOUR GONNA GET YOUR f*CKIN SHARES CASHED IN!"

"COOOOOME ON YOU SHARES!"

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Posted by HarryHotspur | Comments (28)

28 Comments · Add yours

Dave
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1. Dave Wrote: | 14.44BST | Sep 18, 2008

Heurelho, He's a Yido!
Heurelho, He's a Yido!

Olidahustler
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2. Olidahustler Wrote: | 14.50BST | Sep 18, 2008

I think someone has missed the point?

Antony
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3. Antony Wrote: | 14.58BST | Sep 18, 2008

Today Haringey Council refused Tottenham Hotspur Plc a new stadium on Northumberland Park. The statement read:

"Its perfectly acceptable to have a fun fair once a year but a circus every two weeks is taking the pi$$."

From a gooner

Johnnytwosaints
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4. Johnnytwosaints Wrote: | 14.59BST | Sep 18, 2008

White Lane?????

cmg1138
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5. cmg1138 Wrote: | 14.59BST | Sep 18, 2008

Finally something to pull me from the black hole of despair!
But life as a Spurs fan was never meant to be easy
Thanks Harry.

WhiteyThomson
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6. WhiteyThomson Wrote: | 15.01BST | Sep 18, 2008

[...a small ÂŁ shaped tumbleweed floats across the internet to then violently slam into Daves head to ram the point home]

MattYid
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7. MattYid Wrote: | 15.07BST | Sep 18, 2008

"Daniel Levy's blue and white bank note!"

"You're going home in a Bugatti Veron!"

"You're gonna get you're F**KING wallet out!"

BIOYC


LordOfTheWing
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8. LordOfTheWing Wrote: | 15.18BST | Sep 18, 2008

You canny basturdise for it's a grand old team 8O

Afternoon all :P

HarryHotspur
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9. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 15.22BST | Sep 18, 2008

Reply to LordOfTheWing:

You canny basturdise for it's a grand old team 8O

Afternoon all :P

At least there's no famine tunes in N17, mate. ;)

Johnnytwosaints
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10. Johnnytwosaints Wrote: | 15.28BST | Sep 18, 2008

We are quids in,
We are quids in,
Always quids in,
At The Lane

LordOfTheWing
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11. LordOfTheWing Wrote: | 15.28BST | Sep 18, 2008

=D

HH, us and Spurs have more in common than a lot would like to think =D

Have you printed any players addresses recently :o

Johnnytwosaints
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12. Johnnytwosaints Wrote: | 15.30BST | Sep 18, 2008

Ooh look!As if by magic White Lane becomes White Hart Lane

If I witness another home defeat...
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13. If I witness another home defeat... Wrote: | 16.09BST | Sep 18, 2008

It was terribly depressing to see the meny we have spent on the pitch do so woefully on Monday evening, this years annual accounts will probably be the highlight of the season the way things are going...

Not in the same vein as the current songs but I was sorely dissapointed Harry Kewell moved on from Liverpool and it looks like our very own Prince is on his way out - I had a song all lined up for them which I will never get to use...

Pronce Boateng, Prince Poateng

Harry Kewell is nothing to be scare of!


Trembly
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14. Trembly Wrote: | 16.37BST | Sep 18, 2008

Its not exactly Chas 'n dave but...

Juandes a bit narky cos Spurs are off to Barclays
Comolli Out! Comolli Out!

Spurs are on their way to Barclays
Tott'nams gonna deposit again
Taxman won't stop em
The boys from Tott'nam
The boys from White Hart Lane

oh...

Spurs are on their way to Barclays
Dan Levy is claiming int'rest
His ISA's maturing
While we're boo-hooing
a team not yet up for the test?

munso
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15. munso Wrote: | 16.43BST | Sep 18, 2008

Reply to If I witness another home defeat...:

It was terribly depressing to see the meny we have spent on the pitch do so woefully on Monday evening, this years annual accounts will probably be the highlight of the season the way things are going...

Not in the same vein as the current songs but I was sorely dissapointed Harry...

Top lyrics!
You could always sell it to birmingham city, they can use it against southampton, substituting 'jason euell' for 'harry kewell'

paulhasissues
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16. paulhasissues Wrote: | 16.54BST | Sep 18, 2008

am i missing something, what tune is that song to?

Trembly
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17. Trembly Wrote: | 16.58BST | Sep 18, 2008

Reply to paulhasissues:

am i missing something, what tune is that song to?

do you mean the

"Pronce Boateng, Prince Poateng
Harry Kewell is nothing to be scare of!"

I thought it must've been something of high culture like the final part of Puccini's Turandot.

Nunchucks
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18. Nunchucks Wrote: | 17.12BST | Sep 18, 2008

Reply to paulhasissues:

am i missing something, what tune is that song to?

The theme from Bod.

hotspur74
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19. hotspur74 Wrote: | 17.16BST | Sep 18, 2008

Sound financial structure
We've got a sound financial structure
Sound financial strrrutuuuure
We've got a sound financial structure"

=D =D =D =D =D

Johnnytwosaints
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20. Johnnytwosaints Wrote: | 17.29BST | Sep 18, 2008

Who sold all the stars
Who sold all the stars
You rich bastards
You rich bastards
You sold all the stars

Thom, The Woods
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21. Thom, The Woods Wrote: | 17.45BST | Sep 18, 2008

We are be-yond i-ron-y,
Credit crunch, it don't mean sh*t to me,
Frugal, Blue and White Army,
No Hard Men, (but) we've got accountancy.

Sung to the tune of...

(We are the Blue and White Army -
Sly and The Family Spurs)

jolsgonemental
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22. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 17.53BST | Sep 18, 2008

Reply to Dave:

Heurelho, He's a Yido!
Heurelho, He's a Yido!

this is the funnest shit i have read in a long time.

someone get dave a blog of his own.

i genuinely cant stop laughing. lets stop this thread now in honour.

summerspur
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23. summerspur Wrote: | 18.03BST | Sep 18, 2008

lay of the guy and go imac ya new girlfriends armpits

paulhasissues
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24. paulhasissues Wrote: | 18.43BST | Sep 18, 2008

Reply to Nunchucks:

Reply to paulhasissues:

am i missing something, what tune is that song to?

The theme from Bod.

eh? who is bod?

Nunchucks
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25. Nunchucks Wrote: | 19.17BST | Sep 18, 2008

Bless.

joe wilby
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26. joe wilby Wrote: | 09.34BST | Sep 19, 2008

Ive got a song to sing at Chelsea fans, to the tune of 'One Danny Thomas', ok? here we go...

Team with a girls name,
You're just a team with a girls name,
Team with a giiiirrrrls naaaaame,
Your just a team with a girls name

and repeat...

TheSchoolboy
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27. TheSchoolboy Wrote: | 10.31BST | Sep 19, 2008

Ian Wright has got a deficit
He ain't got no cash Liquidity
He's got debts
and he can't get rid of em'
He's an Arsenal bastard.

mattyspurs
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28. mattyspurs Wrote: | 14.41BST | Sep 19, 2008

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to Dave:

Heurelho, He's a Yido!
Heurelho, He's a Yido!

this is the funnest shit i have read in a long time.

someone get dave a blog of his own.

i genuinely cant stop laughing. lets stop this thread now in honour.

:? Is that sarcasm I hear, or good old fashioned appreciation?

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