Saturday, 25 October 08, 12:21 PM · Comments (46)
Scouring like that little Scottish lady who used to do the old adverts for Flash floor cleaner I finally came up with the above. It was always a close run thing with Kipling's IF, but I felt I had to keep a clip of an incompetant English manager delivering an impassioned piece of nonsense up my sleeve for our next incumbent.
Impasse [noun] a predicament affording no obvious escape.
We've reached something alright. Maybe it's an inpasse. Who knows.
The task then is straightforward enough. Put to one side all the hurt and confusion and go out there and play push and run and score one more than the other lot.
Talking to fans and looking around at the boards over the last week I am in no doubt whatsoever that our support will be there.
For every pessimist there are three or four that believe we can salvage this mess. For every mute there are three or four prepared to sing louder and harder to compensate. For every fan leaving the stadium early there are three or four who will not quit until the final whistle goes.
These are the odds in our favour.
BIOYC.
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL beat Bolton
We WILL fucking beat fucking BOLTON!!!!!!!
Or I WILL seek and destroy Ramos' cohones!
Stirring Stuff H, that's the best scene in that movie.
Wouldn't Al make a fine Tottenham manager, his half-time talks would be something else. Couldn't imagine him putting up with the shitstorm we're in.
We're gonna make some fucking noise tomorrow!
COYS!
BIOYC!
I will scream and shout all the way to my grave for the ethos of the badge. My thoughts betray me at times concerning Ramos and the board, but they are not my club. The abuse and humiliation hurt me, but these are not my club. My club are Spurs, always have been, always will be. Whether up or down, heart and soul I will always be shouting "Come on you Spurs" until no longer able to shout. It's a hard walk at times!
Quite right Sir Harold. All we can do is show the lads tremendous support we need the stadium to rock and I for one shall be giving it large.
Reply to RunPigRun:
Stirring Stuff H, that's the best scene in that movie.
Wouldn't Al make a fine Tottenham manager, his half-time talks would be something else. Couldn't imagine him putting up with the shitstorm we're in.
We're gonna make some fucking noise tomorrow!
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Let's hope they don't need this at half time...
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Reply to onedavemackay:
Quite right Sir Harold. All we can do is show the lads tremendous support we need the stadium to rock and I for one shall be giving it large.
Bad news re: Le Bains.
Turned out to Bella Emberg trimming her nails with some secateurs...
Reply to jolsgonemental:
Brilliant.
Maybe someone could get the club to blast it through the PA before kick-off ?
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to onedavemackay:Quite right Sir Harold. All we can do is show the lads tremendous support we need the stadium to rock and I for one shall be giving it large.
Bad news re: Le Bains.
Turned out to Bella Emberg trimming her nails with some secateurs...
Check your messages
Great clip by the way Harry and boy could the lads do with a team talk like that.
I believe in most great sporting endeavours, most great works of art, great music, great theatre, great literature in fact anything worthwhile you have to die a little to make it great. And as Al says if you aren't prepared to die as a team you'll die as individuals.
COME ON YOU SPURS
COME ON YOU SPURS
COME ON YOU BLOODY SPURS.
i'm 100% sure we'll do it tomoro..
Why??
easy..
Gareth Bale, the man with whom we've never won a PL match when he's in the team, is suspended for tomoro..
Wish i could be there with ye lads.. the spirit of BIOYC needs to be revived..
Reply to onedavemackay:
Reply to HarryHotspur:Reply to onedavemackay:Quite right Sir Harold. All we can do is show the lads tremendous support we need the stadium to rock and I for one shall be giving it large.
Bad news re: Le Bains.
Turned out to Bella Emberg trimming her nails with some secateurs...Check your messages
Death threats, insinuations of gratuitous violence, sexual perversion? I can get all that at home.
Reply to onedavemackay:
Great clip by the way Harry and boy could the lads do with a team talk like that.
I believe in most great sporting endeavours, most great works of art, great music, great theatre, great literature in fact anything worthwhile you have to die a little to make it great. And as Al says if...
"if you aren't prepared to die as a team you'll die as individuals."
The line that swung it, old fruit.
Reply to Bimmi:
i'm 100% sure we'll do it tomoro..
Why??
easy..
Gareth Bale, the man with whom we've never won a PL match when he's in the team, is suspended for tomoro..
Wish i could be there with ye lads.. the spirit of BIOYC needs to be revived..
guess who
For whatever reason, I won't be at the match tomorrow; not in person anyhow, but my heart, soul and life belong to Tottenham. The law of averages say we must win some time soon, so let's hope it's tomorrow. If we do, let's keep on winning, at least until after Wednesday
Tomorrow calls for never say die, 110% committment, fight for every lost cause, every lost ball, don't drop your heads, battle, battle, battle, run yourself into the ground. Forget the fancy football, the flicks and tricks, just score 1 more than them; easy. I say to Poyet, print this out and shout it to every player tomorrow.
And to all the so called 'supporters' on previous topics saying playing in the championship will do us good, will make our team - DO FUCK OFF. Leeds anyone?
Please Ramos, play 4-4-2, players in their positions and only players who will do all of the above. Sigh, if only we had 11 Woodgates.
COYS BIOYC
Ramos does not speak the lingo its up to Gus to rouse the troops tomorrow. Come Gus drum a win into them
Reply to theoriginaldannyboy:
For whatever reason, I won't be at the match tomorrow; not in person anyhow, but my heart, soul and life belong to Tottenham. The law of averages say we must win some time soon, so let's hope it's tomorrow. If we do, let's keep on winning, at least until after Wednesday
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Tomorrow...
Great post mate.
Go on the Dannyboy!
will rocha get a recall tomorrow if woodgates injured
Reply to snagglepuss:
will rocha get a recall tomorrow if woodgates injured
How very dare you. Makes you wonder... f*** me I hope not.....
great clip webmaster..
...let's hope it's this sunday...and to jolsgonemental....carter usm...that takes you back...hilarious....surely it has to happen for us 2moro....i mean it's the world famous white hart lane....ffs....she deserves that winning feeling...
Just watched the clip H ,do you think Ramos might put a couple of them big guys in the midfield
Reply to KOJAC:
great clip webmaster..
...let's hope it's this sunday...and to jolsgonemental....carter usm...that takes you back...hilarious....surely it has to happen for us 2moro....i mean it's the world famous white hart lane....ffs....she deserves that winning feeling...
We really ought to have a...
"THIS MATCH IS SPONSORED BY HH SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT F****** UP!" pitchside billboard.
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Just watched the clip H ,do you think Ramos might put a couple of them big guys in the midfield
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Make Hud look normal - ish....
Ramos is gone
... Along with Comolli
... and GUS!
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Al pacino can communicate. I hope someone can send the message to our lot before the game and at half time tomorrow. Ot it will be another unbearablely miserable display.
Come on you overpaid cunts. Salvae yourselves!
We could do with some of these tactics tomorrowLINK
un-fucking-believable.
what next? Redschnapps?
tomorrows atmosphere will be interesting!
if Redschnapps does come on board, what odds Defoe coming home in January?
I read the headline on the official site and was totally speechless; great timing!!!
So, just back to a chairman and English manager? Staggered, fucking staggered.
Will be interesting to see the team tomorrow....
and if he does come, please please DO NOT bring that gooner scum Adamsdonkey with him
I'd love old Harry but can't see what would make him want it.
Here we go again....................
Has everyone seen this :
Club announcement
The Club has requested permission to hold discussions with Harry Redknapp and Portsmouth FC has reluctantly agreed.
Proud of Levy ,listen to yourself man he got Ramos in for 5 million a year .He should also be in the taxi .
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Woooooooooooooooooohh!!!
The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players.
Our players need to die for the cause tomorrow. The need to show us that they deserve to wear our famous lilywhite shirt. That they want to give us, the lifeblood of our club, every single ounce of energy in their bodies. No more hiding, no more excuses, no more chances.
We need to give them everything, we need to get behind them more than ever before.
If we don't, they wont and Ramos will be on his way back to Spain tomorrow night. And we will be scouring the country to find a coach who can inspire a bunch of dis-interested players.
Come on you Spurs.