Search OleOle:
enesptfritderuzhkoja Sign Up Log in
Home > FIFA > UEFA > The FA > Premier League > Tottenham > Harry Hotspur > All Wrapped Up

« Previous Post Next Post »

All Wrapped Up

Wednesday, 25 November 09, 11:09 AM · Comments (16)

Those End of Season Party Details In Full... courtesy of HH's Mr. Joey Deacon:


 Well done to Rafa and the boys for ending our season in record time! As the Manager said, this proves that we are a WORLD CLASS team, with the BEST fans in the world!

2009/10 Season review – What a Season!

Our astounding league form saw us playing at the very top of our game, and there have been some brilliant results along the way – who can forget that glorious home win against Manchester United?!

Rafa's brilliant tactical mind ensured that we were a force in the Champions League, in a tough group alonsgide the third best team in France, the fourth best team in Italy, and the mighty European giants Debrecen!

To celebrate our record-breaking season, we’re having an END OF SEASON PARTY, and we want every fan to join us in celebrating the end of this EXTRAORDINARY season! Buy your VIP wrist-band NOW to get entry to the hottest party in town! It must be seen by all true Liverpool fans!

PARTY DETAILS & ITINERARY*
20:00 Introduction by radio commentator & massive Liverpool fan Alan Green
20:10 Presentation of all the major trophies we won.
20:15 Slideshow of all of the Seasons highlights!
20:17 Slideshow of all the dubious goals we’ve scored.
20:30 Captain's Address (And the addresses of all the other players – no home is safe whilst we’re playing!)
20:40 “FACTS”
A Rant written and performed by our guest Fat Spanish Waiter.
21:00 “A Winning Team”
Congratulatory speech from our fantastic and generous owners - if we all pull together we can have record-breaking seasons like this every year!
21:15 “New Anfield”
Presentation of our plans for a brand new 70,000 seater stadium
21:20 END OF SEASON PLAYER AWARDS:

Best Actor - David Ngonetoground
Best Actress - Fernando

21:40 Photos of the players with all the trophies we won.
22:00 Farewell toast to Fernando, Stevie and Javier.
22:05 Disco - Stevie G has kindly volunteered to take on the resident DJ so that we can have our own music on.

And a very good evening fight fans.

There's an air of expectation. That's how I'd describe it. I'm not entirely sure what it is we're expecting but there's a mild sense that something's on it's way. There's a snap in the air, the sky darkening seemingly halfway through the afternoon and bristle in the Pound shops. 

Liverpool are out of the Champions League and the word 'imploding' is being used by people who arguably couldn't spell it. Souness underlined their real fear. Forget the playground bragging rights. The financial implications of losing that competition from your club's portfolio are too horrific to think about. 

Rafa, of course has no choice but to say the top four finish will be accomplished and natural order restored. When all's said and done, Boris Johnson probably called it right when he accused the good folk of Bindippershire of being hooked on grief and having a victim mentality. So they'll be embracing their perilous path to safety.  


But, but, but...this is a bleedin' Tottenham blog! Yes, yes, well done. I'm aware of that. It's mine. 

So what better way for you to show the extraordinarily cultured way you support the Lilywhites than sporting the club's colours (minus the pissy yellow, of course) in the luxury of pure cashmere?

Eh? Oh yes. the boy Hotspur's beening on the blag again my dears and to get your sweaty mitts on one of these Savile Rogue sartorial sensations all you have to do is answer the following...

Savile Rogue are acknowledged as the purveyors of sensational soccer scarves. But top quality need not break the bank. What do these babies normally sell for? Their site is HERE . Email your answer to harryhotspur@oleole.com. You know you want to...

Like this blog? Help spread the word: Facebook Diggicon Reddit Delicious

Posted by HarryHotspur | Comments (16)

16 Comments · Add yours

HarryHotspur
1. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 18.23GMT | Nov 25, 2009

Oh yes, just a quickie on all these giveaway things.

Be advised, if you have already entered a previous comp for something, I'm automatically chucking your email address into the hat for all future comps.

So in theory every one of you bastards should win something eventually.

If you wish to enter anyway, please do, just don't be surprised if you don't and are then asked to claim a prize 8)

BIOYC!

andyto65
2. andyto65 Wrote: | 18.30GMT | Nov 25, 2009

bit too rich for my blood Arry, also it wont go with my fertiliser bag poncho..............

Personally I would love to see Raffa the Tactician stay at Liverpool until the end of his contract, he has the ability to keep them in a firm mid table position. what a twat........

andyto65
3. andyto65 Wrote: | 18.33GMT | Nov 25, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Oh yes, just a quickie on all these giveaway things.

Be advised, if you have already entered a previous comp for something, I'm automatically chucking your email address into the hat for all future comps.

So in theory every one of you bastards should win something...

I'm a bastard.... waiting......

kiwiyid
4. kiwiyid Wrote: | 18.35GMT | Nov 25, 2009

$89.07NZD, bit rich for a Scotland scarf! ;)

HarryHotspur
5. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 18.39GMT | Nov 25, 2009

Reply to andyto65:

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Oh yes, just a quickie on all these giveaway things.

Be advised, if you have already entered a previous comp for something, I'm automatically chucking your email address into the hat for all future comps.

So in theory every one of you bastards should win something...

I'm a bastard.... waiting......

You'll be very pleased to hear you won the Big Chiv book yesterday then mate. Oh yes 8)

Message me or email me an address that doesn't have bailiffs intercepting mail :D

Kluffah_Yid
6. Kluffah_Yid Wrote: | 19.00GMT | Nov 25, 2009

something tells me they could ship out the Bolton scarf and I'd be none the wiser.

HarryHotspur
7. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 19.08GMT | Nov 25, 2009

Reply to Kluffah_Yid:

something tells me they could ship out the Bolton scarf and I'd be none the wiser.

The plan is to get a beer firm as a joint sponsor and we mail out all future winners snaps of Erik Edman in a Wigan shirt; Autographed - Best Wishes, Teemu x

TMWNN
8. TMWNN Wrote: | 23.10GMT | Nov 25, 2009

Another right back anyone? :? LINK

steve1987
9. steve1987 Wrote: | 23.15GMT | Nov 25, 2009

Reply to TMWNN:

Another right back anyone? :? LINK

I must admit he impressed me when he got in the England team. Seems to have lost his way. Can't see where he could fit in a Spurs though.

JoeyDeacon
10. JoeyDeacon Wrote: | 08.46GMT | Nov 26, 2009

Reply to steve1987:

Reply to TMWNN:

Another right back anyone? :? LINK

I must admit he impressed me when he got in the England team. Seems to have lost his way. Can't see where he could fit in a Spurs though.

Would be a more than adiquate replacement if the rumours of Charlie going off to Juve were to happen IMO

Neverwalkingalone
11. Neverwalkingalone Wrote: | 09.23GMT | Nov 26, 2009

Shouldn't you focus on your club rather than post nonesense about ours? Lol only kidding.

So you're responsible for that site. Tsk tsk.

You know... We can still finish fourth and win the FA or Eurpoa...

andyto65
12. andyto65 Wrote: | 09.33GMT | Nov 26, 2009

Reply to Neverwalkingalone:

Shouldn't you focus on your club rather than post nonesense about ours? Lol only kidding.

So you're responsible for that site. Tsk tsk.

You know... We can still finish fourth and win the FA or Eurpoa...

Go for it...........

In Raffa WE trust..

Neverwalkingalone
13. Neverwalkingalone Wrote: | 10.41GMT | Nov 26, 2009

Who the hell is Raffa?

MJReevO
14. MJReevO Wrote: | 11.45GMT | Nov 26, 2009

Nice bit of clobber there 'Arry.

Would love too see Rafa stay on at the 'pool and hopefully be there downfall!!

Neverwalkingalone
15. Neverwalkingalone Wrote: | 12.20GMT | Nov 26, 2009

Reply to MJReevO:

Nice bit of clobber there 'Arry.

Would love too see Rafa stay on at the 'pool and hopefully be there downfall!!

Their*

andyto65
16. andyto65 Wrote: | 12.46GMT | Nov 26, 2009

Reply to Neverwalkingalone:

Who the hell is Raffa?

He's a bit like a Jaffa but a little more orange looking.
Sorry about the spellings Miss......

Leave a comment




(Don’t want to see this next time? Just sign up for an account.)