Wednesday, 25 November 09, 11:09 AM · Comments (16)
Those End of Season Party Details In Full... courtesy of HH's Mr. Joey Deacon:

Well done to Rafa and the boys for ending our season in record time! As the Manager said, this proves that we are a WORLD CLASS team, with the BEST fans in the world!
2009/10 Season review – What a Season!
Our astounding league form saw us playing at the very top of our game, and there have been some brilliant results along the way – who can forget that glorious home win against Manchester United?!
Rafa's brilliant tactical mind ensured that we were a force in the Champions League, in a tough group alonsgide the third best team in France, the fourth best team in Italy, and the mighty European giants Debrecen!
To celebrate our record-breaking season, we’re having an END OF SEASON PARTY, and we want every fan to join us in celebrating the end of this EXTRAORDINARY season! Buy your VIP wrist-band NOW to get entry to the hottest party in town! It must be seen by all true Liverpool fans!
PARTY DETAILS & ITINERARY*
20:00
Introduction by radio commentator & massive Liverpool fan Alan Green
20:10Presentation of all the major trophies we won.
20:15
Slideshow of all of the Seasons highlights!
20:17
Slideshow of all the dubious goals we’ve scored.
20:30
Captain's Address (And the addresses of all the other players – no home is safe whilst we’re playing!)
20:40
“FACTS”
A Rant written and performed by our guest Fat Spanish Waiter.
21:00
“A Winning Team”
Congratulatory speech from our fantastic and generous owners - if we all pull together we can have record-breaking seasons like this every year!
21:15“New Anfield”
Presentation of our plans for a brand new 70,000 seater stadium
21:20
END OF SEASON PLAYER AWARDS:
Best Actor - David Ngonetoground
Best Actress - Fernando
21:40Photos of the players with all the trophies we won.
22:00
Farewell toast to Fernando, Stevie and Javier.
22:05
Disco - Stevie G has kindly volunteered to take on the resident DJ so that we can have our own music on.
And a very good evening fight fans.
There's an air of expectation. That's how I'd describe it. I'm not entirely sure what it is we're expecting but there's a mild sense that something's on it's way. There's a snap in the air, the sky darkening seemingly halfway through the afternoon and bristle in the Pound shops.
Liverpool are out of the Champions League and the word 'imploding' is being used by people who arguably couldn't spell it. Souness underlined their real fear. Forget the playground bragging rights. The financial implications of losing that competition from your club's portfolio are too horrific to think about.
Rafa, of course has no choice but to say the top four finish will be accomplished and natural order restored. When all's said and done, Boris Johnson probably called it right when he accused the good folk of Bindippershire of being hooked on grief and having a victim mentality. So they'll be embracing their perilous path to safety.

But, but, but...this is a bleedin' Tottenham blog! Yes, yes, well done. I'm aware of that. It's mine.
So what better way for you to show the extraordinarily cultured way you support the Lilywhites than sporting the club's colours (minus the pissy yellow, of course) in the luxury of pure cashmere?

Eh? Oh yes. the boy Hotspur's beening on the blag again my dears and to get your sweaty mitts on one of these Savile Rogue sartorial sensations all you have to do is answer the following...
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"Just remember one thing my son - no-one is bigger than the club. The club will be here long after you go. Us supporters ain't mugs (well, not too many!). To end - if you don't want us and our club ain't big enough for you, then f*ck right off." Dannyboy
"We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water." Derek Smalls
"Can you hear me! Tommy Trinder, Johnny Haynes, Dodi Fayed, Wolfy Smith.......your boys took a hell of a beating!" Sydney Wale
"Each season, there is a team that goes into freefall and gets sucked into the relegation scrap. losing becomes a habit, like winning and if we ain't careful, that team could be us." Dannyboy
"Clearly my words have gone to the highest level. Expect him gone in May" Jolsgonemental
"As a Spurs supporter of no half-measure, I will continue to support Jol, Hughton, the squad and the entire club, to the best of my ability and at all times" Yid 15
"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass." Jasper Carrott
"White Hart Lane was always a place where I felt I belonged." David Ginola
"I would run through brick walls for Spurs." Graham Roberts
"Even now, when I go over to my mother'S house and dig out the old tracksuit tops I wore, it makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I like to think i am part of a special family. I am no longer connected with the club on a daily basis, but i'm delighted with every win and sad about every defeat." Steve Perryman
"Any player coming to Spurs, whether he's a big signing or just a ground staff boy, must be dedicated to the game and to the club. He must never be satisfied with his last performance, and he must hate losing." Bill Nicholson
"Bill did so much for his beloved Spurs that we must never let his legacy fade. He must be our inspiration as we strive to ensure that a new era dawns here at White Hart Lane." Daniel Levy
" 'Oh dear, it's f*cked', is what I've always taken it to mean. I do have O-level Latin. Now they've stuck up a literal translation, in large letters: 'To dare is to do.' The words just stand there, on their own, not making much sense." Hunter Davies
"When Gazza came to the Spurs training ground for the first time got the ball, went round 8 players as if they were not there and then smashed the ball into the net. Just to see him play like that made the hair stand up on the back of your neck. Everybody stood there and applauded him." Terry Venables
"We will not be pushed around by a bunch of north London yobbos." Rupert Lowe, Southampton chairman, shortly before his manager Glenn Hoddle left for Spurs.
""I earned the right to be in the team and fought every game to be in it." Graham Roberts
"The worst thing Spurs ever did was get rid of Keith Burkinshaw. They never replaced him." Graham Roberts
"When you've finished playing football, young man, which is going to be very soon, I feel, you'll make a very good security guard." David Pleat to a 17yr old Neil Ruddock
"If someone wants to give you a bum steer on who we're after, then so be it. If you want to know, ask me, because I have a list of players we want and Robbie Keane isn't on it." Glenn Hoddle, then Spurs manager, shortly before paying 17 mill for ... Robbie Keane.
"The biggest regret of my whole football career was leaving White Hart Lane in 1970.....my interest in football weakened after that. I was heartbroken" Jimmy Greaves.
"I know more about smalz herring than I do about football." Sir Alan Sugar
"The trouble with Christian Gross is that no-one had heard of him. The communication wasn't brilliant and as captain I decided to explain to him how things worked and what the players liked and were used to. I do not believe he listened to a word I said." Gary Mabbutt
"Always had a bit of time, make a little bit of space, look up, bang. And you know he could put it on a postage stamp from 40 yards. Mmmmmmmmm...." Ron Manager aka Paul Whitehouse, Spurs fan on Glenn Hoddle
"I'm a miserable sod." Sir Alan Sugar
"The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It's about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom." Danny Blanchflower
"Man in the raincoat's blue & white army." Spurs fans unable to use George Graham's name, 1999.
"We like a tackle at Tottenham. we're not pansies, you know. " David Pleat
"I was sitting just a few feet away from David Pleat at the World Cup. He's a nice fellow, but the man is mad: certifiably, eye-spiningly mad." Danny Kelly
"The only thing wrong with White Hart Lane is that the seats face the pitch" Les Dawson
"Just remember one thing my son - no-one is bigger than the club. The club will be here long after you go. Us supporters ain't mugs (well, not too many!). To end - if you don't want us and our club ain't big enough for you, then f*ck right off." Dannyboy
"We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water." Derek Smalls
"Can you hear me! Tommy Trinder, Johnny Haynes, Dodi Fayed, Wolfy Smith.......your boys took a hell of a beating!" Sydney Wale
"Each season, there is a team that goes into freefall and gets sucked into the relegation scrap. losing becomes a habit, like winning and if we ain't careful, that team could be us." Dannyboy
"Clearly my words have gone to the highest level. Expect him gone in May" Jolsgonemental
"As a Spurs supporter of no half-measure, I will continue to support Jol, Hughton, the squad and the entire club, to the best of my ability and at all times" Yid 15
"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass." Jasper Carrott
"White Hart Lane was always a place where I felt I belonged." David Ginola
"I would run through brick walls for Spurs." Graham Roberts
"Even now, when I go over to my mother'S house and dig out the old tracksuit tops I wore, it makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I like to think i am part of a special family. I am no longer connected with the club on a daily basis, but i'm delighted with every win and sad about every defeat." Steve Perryman
"Any player coming to Spurs, whether he's a big signing or just a ground staff boy, must be dedicated to the game and to the club. He must never be satisfied with his last performance, and he must hate losing." Bill Nicholson
"Bill did so much for his beloved Spurs that we must never let his legacy fade. He must be our inspiration as we strive to ensure that a new era dawns here at White Hart Lane." Daniel Levy
" 'Oh dear, it's f*cked', is what I've always taken it to mean. I do have O-level Latin. Now they've stuck up a literal translation, in large letters: 'To dare is to do.' The words just stand there, on their own, not making much sense." Hunter Davies
"When Gazza came to the Spurs training ground for the first time got the ball, went round 8 players as if they were not there and then smashed the ball into the net. Just to see him play like that made the hair stand up on the back of your neck. Everybody stood there and applauded him." Terry Venables
"We will not be pushed around by a bunch of north London yobbos." Rupert Lowe, Southampton chairman, shortly before his manager Glenn Hoddle left for Spurs.
""I earned the right to be in the team and fought every game to be in it." Graham Roberts
"The worst thing Spurs ever did was get rid of Keith Burkinshaw. They never replaced him." Graham Roberts
"When you've finished playing football, young man, which is going to be very soon, I feel, you'll make a very good security guard." David Pleat to a 17yr old Neil Ruddock
"If someone wants to give you a bum steer on who we're after, then so be it. If you want to know, ask me, because I have a list of players we want and Robbie Keane isn't on it." Glenn Hoddle, then Spurs manager, shortly before paying 7 mill for ... Robbie Keane.
"The biggest regret of my whole football career was leaving White Hart Lane in 1970.....my interest in football weakened after that. I was heartbroken" Jimmy Greaves.
"I know more about smalz herring than I do about football." Sir Alan Sugar
"The trouble with Christian Gross is that no-one had heard of him. The communication wasn't brilliant and as captain I decided to explain to him how things worked and what the players liked and were used to. I do not believe he listened to a word I said." Gary Mabbutt
"Always had a bit of time, make a little bit of space, look up, bang. And you know he could put it on a postage stamp from 40 yards. Mmmmmmmmm...." Ron Manager aka Paul Whitehouse, Spurs fan on Glenn Hoddle
"I'm a miserable sod." Sir Alan Sugar
"The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It's about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom." Danny Blanchflower
"Man in the raincoat's blue & white army." Spurs fans unable to use George Graham's name, 1999.
"We like a tackle at Tottenham. we're not pansies, you know. " David Pleat
"I was sitting just a few feet away from David Pleat at the World Cup. He's a nice fellow, but the man is mad: certifiably, eye-spiningly mad." Danny Kelly
"The only thing wrong with White Hart Lane is that the seats face the pitch" Les Dawson
16 Comments · Add yours
Oh yes, just a quickie on all these giveaway things.
Be advised, if you have already entered a previous comp for something, I'm automatically chucking your email address into the hat for all future comps.
So in theory every one of you bastards should win something eventually.
If you wish to enter anyway, please do, just don't be surprised if you don't and are then asked to claim a prize
BIOYC!
bit too rich for my blood Arry, also it wont go with my fertiliser bag poncho..............
Personally I would love to see Raffa the Tactician stay at Liverpool until the end of his contract, he has the ability to keep them in a firm mid table position. what a twat........
Reply to HarryHotspur:
I'm a bastard.... waiting......
$89.07NZD, bit rich for a Scotland scarf!
Reply to andyto65:
You'll be very pleased to hear you won the Big Chiv book yesterday then mate. Oh yes
Message me or email me an address that doesn't have bailiffs intercepting mail
something tells me they could ship out the Bolton scarf and I'd be none the wiser.
Reply to Kluffah_Yid:
The plan is to get a beer firm as a joint sponsor and we mail out all future winners snaps of Erik Edman in a Wigan shirt; Autographed - Best Wishes, Teemu x
Another right back anyone?
LINK
Reply to TMWNN:
I must admit he impressed me when he got in the England team. Seems to have lost his way. Can't see where he could fit in a Spurs though.
Reply to steve1987:
Would be a more than adiquate replacement if the rumours of Charlie going off to Juve were to happen IMO
Shouldn't you focus on your club rather than post nonesense about ours? Lol only kidding.
So you're responsible for that site. Tsk tsk.
You know... We can still finish fourth and win the FA or Eurpoa...
Reply to Neverwalkingalone:
Go for it...........
In Raffa WE trust..
Who the hell is Raffa?
Nice bit of clobber there 'Arry.
Would love too see Rafa stay on at the 'pool and hopefully be there downfall!!
Reply to MJReevO:
Their*
Reply to Neverwalkingalone:
He's a bit like a Jaffa but a little more orange looking.
Sorry about the spellings Miss......