Blackburn Indoors - The Player Ratings, Match & Fight Highlights

What has Bale said about Harry's mother to keep him out of the side? He must have done something very wrong to be below BAE in the pecking order.

Glad to see Lennon back to form. Made the winning goal and got Olsson sent off to effectively end the game. Lovely stuff.

I'm tempted to dismount off that review thinking that these marks have an air of stinginess about them.

But in the main, the verdict is harsh but fair. Except where Lennon is concerned. If that was a 7.2 performance, what do you have to do to get an 8? Head in a hatrick from the halfway line?

I've never seen him better. Lennon was, dare I say, mercurial.

Aside from this, I can't help feeling embarrassed. Embarrassed at the Gomes YAYs at every touch. Embarrassed at JJ's passing lottery. Embarrassed at not being able to kill off a game, even when we're playing against 10 men for an hour and twenty. Embarrassed at Louis Walsh. Embarrassed at the stand up if you hate arsenalers.

On the flip side, it's nice to see Huddles trying on the uniform of a midfield colussus and seeing it might actually fit one day. Big shots, passing like Carrick, and even - somebody pinch me - a little bit of verbal afters.

Can someone clear this up for me, cause i swore i heard us booing robbo yesterday. Now this may have been a blackburn chant of shoooot, but since those brainless muppets don't even fill out their own stadium, they're even less likely to have watched other games in the last couple of seasons. Can anyone clear up if it was a boo or shoot?

If we were booing, i'm truly embarrassed by our fans, since even with his spotted history for us, he was still a genuine spur... didn't deserve that at all!!

Totally agree with the BAE mark. The guy can run, i'll give him that. Shame is his postioning was somewhere up to Olson's standards. Anyone who lets Brett Emrton past him needs shooting.

Looking Dosey as f*ck, don't help either

Reply to Michael:

Can someone clear this up for me, cause i swore i heard us booing robbo yesterday. Now this may have been a blackburn chant of shoooot, but since those brainless muppets don't even fill out their own stadium, they're even less likely to have watched other games in the last couple of seasons. Can...

Fair point well made, Michael. I could not agree more.

That noise you heard that sounded like booing was in fact booing. Because there are non-entities like this out there: LINK

my ratings copied from yesterday's thread..

GOMES: (6.5)
no alarms and no surprises, to quote Radiohead..

CORLUKA: (7)
cucumber.. as in cool. as. a..

KING: (7)
excellent positional sense.. as always

WOODY: (7.5)
back to his best..

EKOTTO: (6)
nothing special.. decent showing..

LENNON: (9)
MoM.. what else can one say?

BIG TOM: (7.5)
one cool motherf*cker.. oozes class.. performance today was only bettered by Lennon..

JENAS: (6.5)
runs with ball...loses ball...runs with ball...loses ball
today wasn't his worst day by any means.. but.. well let's not get into this..

BENTLEY: (6)
slows game down an awful lot.. which is part of his game i guess but he was very frustrating today coz we know he can do much better.. having said that he came in for some heavy treatment from the Blackburn players and supporters (all two of them)

SUPERCALIFRAGALISTICROMANPAVLYUCHENKO: (7.9)
twice the player Bent is.. makes himself available.. can hold up play..can lay it off and is reasonably creative.. starting to score goals too..

BENT: (6.5)
a performance much in the same light as Jenas.. tried hard but ultimately didn't do a whole lot.. held the ball up well at times.. Harry and Joe were seen screaming at him to make runs with about ten minutes to go.. i think the one thing most of us can agree on is that he's at his most dangerous when the ball is put on a plate for him.. but let's get behind him and hope the goals don't dry up..

C*MPBELL: (7)
dynamite..

O'HARA: (-)


BALER: (10)
keep doing what you're doing Baler.. stay on the bench and we'll shoot up that table..

FANS WHO IRONICALLY CHEERED EVERY TIME GOMES TOUCHED THE BALL.. (-10)
idiots..

THOSE WHO SANG 'WE LOVE YOU GOMES': (10)
top men..

JAMIE REDKNAPP: (10)
for finally buying a new suit..

WHITE HART LANE: (10)
it's such a beautiful stadium.. do we really have to leave??

Reply to Nunchucks:

I'm tempted to dismount off that review thinking that these marks have an air of stinginess about them.

But in the main, the verdict is harsh but fair. Except where Lennon is concerned. If that was a 7.2 performance, what do you have to do to get an 8? Head in a hatrick from the...

I think you have me there. Stingy's about right. I think if I'd done them immeadiately at full time they'd have been even lower... They should've been higher, but I got increasingly tetchy as the 2nd half dragged on.

And as for that rubbish, 'Stand up....' business. Well said.

pretty much agree with HH 3 points are always welcome but pretty unconvincing against ten men. martin jol used to say we must learn to get the second goal when were dominating play we failed to do that yesterday but got away with it we wontalways be so lucky.

Spurs have yet to win a league game where Bale has played. So maybe Harry reckons he is just bad luck. He played last week against Fulham and look what happened :-). I reckon he will play against NEC

Lennon however (and I'll get an earful here probably). Yeah he played really well. But he won't get three yards every time he gets the ball to get a head of steam up very often this season. Credit to him for making the most of his chance, but I'd love to see him do it more consistently.
You've gotta give Harry credit I think. He realised their left back was shite and he gave Lennon a go at him. Up until now he's been saving him to attack tired legs more often than not.

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Reply to Michael:

Can someone clear this up for me, cause i swore i heard us booing robbo yesterday. Now this may have been a blackburn chant of shoooot, but since those brainless muppets don't even fill out their own stadium, they're even less likely to have watched other games in the last couple of seasons. Can...

Fair point well made, Michael. I could not agree more.

That noise you heard that sounded like booing was in fact booing. Because there are non-entities like this out there: LINK

No boing where i was sat. It was either chants of Yiddo, England's No. 1 or your spurs and you know you are and from what I could see down the Paxton end, they all gave him a standing ovation at the start of the 2nd half. What made me laugh was the reaction of a handful of the Blackburn fans (so all of them then!) when Robbo came over to thank us. They went ballistic. Hurling abuse at him for being a traitor and the like. Very funny.

As for Gomes, we all sung, we love you Gomes, we do when he was down the Park Lane End in the 2nd half. Apart from a wobbly moment from a corner, and a couple of hesitations he looked OK.

let me make that a bit clearer...
There was no booing where i was sat. It was either chants of Yiddo, England's No. 1 or your spurs and you know you are and from what I could see down the Paxton end, they all gave him a standing ovation at the start of the 2nd half. What made me laugh was the reaction of a handful of the Blackburn fans (so all of them then!) when Robbo came over to thank us. They went ballistic. Hurling abuse at him for being a traitor and the like. Very funny.

As for Gomes, we all sung, we love you Gomes, we do when he was down the Park Lane End in the 2nd half. Apart from a wobbly moment from a corner, and a couple of hesitations he looked OK.

Also, ive neber stood up for so long at a Spurs game. The steward down the front was looking more and more frustrated as people continued to stand. The chants of Stand up if you hate etc etc, were basically to stop people from sitting down at all!

you could hear joe jordan on the tele- 'run the channels darren'. mark bright suggested it was to roman pav, then both he & john champion sounded surprised when bent ran the channel & received the ball. clowns.

Reply to WillyLight:

let me make that a bit clearer...
There was no booing where i was sat. It was either chants of Yiddo, England's No. 1 or your spurs and you know you are and from what I could see down the Paxton end, they all gave him a standing ovation at the start of the 2nd half. What made me laugh was the...

Gawd bless you, Willy.

Reply to WillyLight:

let me make that a bit clearer...
There was no booing where i was sat. It was either chants of Yiddo, England's No. 1 or your spurs and you know you are and from what I could see down the Paxton end, they all gave him a standing ovation at the start of the 2nd half. What made me laugh was the...

Good to know Robbo got the applause he deserved. I heard the chants of "You're Spurs and you know you are on the telly" and raised a wry smile.

As or the Stand Up song, I 100% agree with Willy - it's always used as an excuse to stand up. Which is Ok if you like standing and are in the South Lower or Shelfside.

On the rare occasions I am in the West Stand Upper Tier I quite enjoy joining in with that chant for a laugh.

Reply to TonyGalvinsShinpads:

Reply to WillyLight:

let me make that a bit clearer...
There was no booing where i was sat. It was either chants of Yiddo, England's No. 1 or your spurs and you know you are and from what I could see down the Paxton end, they all gave him a standing ovation at the start of the 2nd half. What made me laugh was the...

Good to know Robbo got the applause he deserved. I heard the chants of "You're Spurs and you know you are on the telly" and raised a wry smile.

As or the Stand Up song, I 100% agree with Willy - it's always used as an excuse to stand up. Which is Ok if you like standing and are in...

That on the telly chant is great. Don't hear it enough in my opinion.

Reply to TheSchoolboy:

Lennon however (and I'll get an earful here probably). Yeah he played really well. But he won't get three yards every time he gets the ball to get a head of steam up very often this season. Credit to him for making the most of his chance, but I'd love to see him do it more consistently. ...

You won't get an earful from me. Watching the Sky highlights they cannonised Lennon and were talking about building the England team around him.

Let's hope England play all their games against Blackburn.

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have noted, great at the back, and probably the closest to Big Tom in terms of world class. The game proceeded quickly and I was pleased to see Lennon playing to potential, but throughout the game the poise and pinpoint passing was just unbelievable by Big Tom. Sure he might miss a couple here or there, but it is the creativity he brings that makes watching Spurs a pure pleasure. Week in and week out, I read on here how Big Tom was only behind so and so for MOTM. How about MOTS so far? It does not matter if he is left or right booted, both are equal in accuracy, maybe a little more power with the right, but absolutely superd gift he has. He is the one to build a team around in my opinion. But if we have two to build around, two midfield generals, two creative geniuses, one big one small, I can only see bright futures as both have many years left. By the way, not really seeing the "he's to slow" comments flying around lately. A little bit of slowness but with the desire to get in and make tackles and find the up men on a frozen rope from 50y is a valuable asset. Each game he impresses me more and more, and I am happy 'Arry gave him the chance to shine like we all knew he was capable of. Let's just hope we can all emulate the Jeffersons LINK

Reply to Michael:

Can someone clear this up for me, cause i swore i heard us booing robbo yesterday. Now this may have been a blackburn chant of shoooot, but since those brainless muppets don't even fill out their own stadium, they're even less likely to have watched other games in the last couple of seasons. Can...

There was one instance in the first half when we booed- but it was just banter, and was sandwiched between very generous cheers from all round the ground. It was like a bloody testimonial! After the boo, he turned round and gave a thumbs up and knew it was only messing about. The guy is a class act, epitomised by his interview on Footy Focus on Saturday. Feel sorry for the Blackburn fans, who were like the ugly wife watching him flirt with his fit ex, knowing he will never really love the rough Northerner!

Not sure what to make of the Gomes cheers. If I was being naive, I would say it was people trying to help him out but ending up sounding a bit condescending. After the couple of rounds of 'We love you Gomes, We do!', he knew that most of the crowd were behind him and gave a thumbs up to the stands.

Reply to amerispurs:

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have...

Not man of the season. He's had a couple of good games, and he was the livliest i've ever seen him yesterday in terms of closing down and forcing errors. Still not convinced he'll be able to produce against the top sides but hope he can prove me wrong.

Agreed on Corluka though, he was the coolest man on the pitch and don't remember him wasting possession once. A great buy.

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Reply to amerispurs:

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have...

Not man of the season. He's had a couple of good games, and he was the livliest i've ever seen him yesterday in terms of closing down and forcing errors. Still not convinced he'll be able to produce against the top sides but hope he can prove me wrong.

Agreed on Corluka though, he was...

Maybe not MOTS but surely tied with Arron Lennon for MIMOTS (most improved)

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Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Reply to amerispurs:

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have...

Not man of the season. He's had a couple of good games, and he was the livliest i've ever seen him yesterday in terms of closing down and forcing errors. Still not convinced he'll be able to produce against the top sides but hope he can prove me wrong.

Agreed on Corluka though, he was...

Maybe not MOTS but surely tied with Arron Lennon for MIMOTS (most improved)

Agreed

Leave it out you big red faced Culchie I have no interest in your opinion of Spurs,aint you got some spuds to pick or turf to save

Reply to Bimmi:

my ratings copied from yesterday's thread..

GOMES: (6.5)
no alarms and no surprises, to quote Radiohead..

CORLUKA: (7)
cucumber.. as in cool. as. a..

KING: (7)
excellent positional sense.. as always

WOODY: (7.5)...

Leave it out you big red faced Culchie I have no interest in your opinion of Spurs,aint you got some spuds to pick or turf to save

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Reply to amerispurs:

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have...

Not man of the season. He's had a couple of good games, and he was the livliest i've ever seen him yesterday in terms of closing down and forcing errors. Still not convinced he'll be able to produce against the top sides but hope he can prove me wrong.

Agreed on Corluka though, he was...

the hudd, manure home last season?


can anyone tell me if either corluka or hutton can play left back?

hutton woodgate king corluka

could well be a back 4 to match any in the league

Reply to summerspur:

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Reply to amerispurs:

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have...

Not man of the season. He's had a couple of good games, and he was the livliest i've ever seen him yesterday in terms of closing down and forcing errors. Still not convinced he'll be able to produce against the top sides but hope he can prove me wrong.

Agreed on Corluka though, he was...

the hudd, manure home last season?


can anyone tell me if either corluka or hutton can play left back?

hutton woodgate king corluka

could well be a back 4 to match any in the league

Fair enough, but he stunk the place up against Villa this year. Truly awful. I'd love him to fulfil his potential, but i'm not getting carried away.

I'd like to see Corluka given a go at DM. Spoke to a Citeh season ticket holder a couple of months back and reckoned his best performances came when he was playing in fron of the back 4. The guy is not a full back by trade. All I want for Xmas is Hutton and Bale playing well again, and new knee for little Ledley. Not too much to ask.

Reply to summerspur:

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Reply to amerispurs:

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have...

Not man of the season. He's had a couple of good games, and he was the livliest i've ever seen him yesterday in terms of closing down and forcing errors. Still not convinced he'll be able to produce against the top sides but hope he can prove me wrong.

Agreed on Corluka though, he was...

the hudd, manure home last season?


can anyone tell me if either corluka or hutton can play left back?

hutton woodgate king corluka

could well be a back 4 to match any in the league

Charlie can play LB but he's a better RB. Hutton is injured again by the looks of things. We just need Baler to sort himself out. he's always terrific for Wales and for 8-9 games last season for us. This year he seems to have a mystery bout of shite-itis. Hopefully a nice Christmas programme of footy will sort his young taffy head out.

It's not easy playing against 10 men. I can't really see how a ten men team with only one striker should be so much easier to play against than a 11 men team with 2 strikers. However it is easier to defend against a team with only 10 players. The downside is that as long as we have a goalkeeper who marinates his gloves in olive oil before a game we will always need a 2 goal advantage. No matter how superior we are.

Reply to NordicYid:

It's not easy playing against 10 men. I can't really see how a ten men team with only one striker should be so much easier to play against than a 11 men team with 2 strikers. However it is easier to defend against a team with only 10 players. The downside is that as long as we have a goalkeeper who...

With 10 men, the barb of their counter attacks should be dulled if not removed, and with no like for like replacement on the bench - which they didn't have - it's 9 men plus one out of position.

So, yes, it should be hard playing against 10 men. In five a side.

is it true that nasal smith said on sky that all the spurs fans should get behind gomes.
36000 of us behind him would be no bad thing

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Reply to TheSchoolboy:

Lennon however (and I'll get an earful here probably). Yeah he played really well. But he won't get three yards every time he gets the ball to get a head of steam up very often this season. Credit to him for making the most of his chance, but I'd love to see him do it more consistently. ...

You won't get an earful from me. Watching the Sky highlights they cannonised Lennon and were talking about building the England team around him.

Let's hope England play all their games against Blackburn.

let's be fair. 40 years after the release of the white album Lennon was always going to do alright.

Not sure how George McCartney did for sunderland. Probably chasing a one legged bird round a butchers

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Reply to Bimmi:

my ratings copied from yesterday's thread..

GOMES: (6.5)
no alarms and no surprises, to quote Radiohead..

CORLUKA: (7)
cucumber.. as in cool. as. a..

KING: (7)
excellent positional sense.. as always

WOODY: (7.5)...

Leave it out you big red faced Culchie I have no interest in your opinion of Spurs,aint you got some spuds to pick or turf to save

Nothing wrong with being a Culchie hallion at all!

I personally revel in it!

as some of you may know, I head a crusade to eliminate naughty language and rough stuff behaviour from the noble art of footie. Therefore, I salute Mr Andrews for his restraint in attacking Mr JJ. Whereas the likes of Mr GBH Barton would have thrown a punch, Mr Andrews merely went for a wedgie attack. I applaud this trend from a slap to a wedgie and look forward to the day when an aggrieved player will merely tell his opponent that he is going to get his Dad to get him.

Reply to summerspur:

is it true that nasal smith said on sky that all the spurs fans should get behind gomes.
36000 of us behind him would be no bad thing

The summer left months ago, and so should you. You talk out of your arse, I reckon your a gooner.

Reply to peterridsdale:

as some of you may know, I head a crusade to eliminate naughty language and rough stuff behaviour from the noble art of footie. Therefore, I salute Mr Andrews for his restraint in attacking Mr JJ. Whereas the likes of Mr GBH Barton would have thrown a punch, Mr Andrews merely went for a wedgie...

I'd take you anytime, and your grandad.

Reply to peterridsdale:

as some of you may know, I head a crusade to eliminate naughty language and rough stuff behaviour from the noble art of footie. Therefore, I salute Mr Andrews for his restraint in attacking Mr JJ. Whereas the likes of Mr GBH Barton would have thrown a punch, Mr Andrews merely went for a wedgie...

Eh? The wedgie was the last in a 3 move combo of attacks.

Not a performance to get overly excited about but so many times in the past we've thrown away points after failing to kill off teams so I was reasonably satisfied with the outcome. Loved the comment by the ESPN analyst about defending as a unit - "You're all literally on a piece of string" - now that would be worth watching.

Reply to weejp:

Reply to corlukas-veruka:

Reply to Bimmi:

my ratings copied from yesterday's thread..

GOMES: (6.5)
no alarms and no surprises, to quote Radiohead..

CORLUKA: (7)
cucumber.. as in cool. as. a..

KING: (7)
excellent positional sense.. as always

WOODY: (7.5)...

Leave it out you big red faced Culchie I have no interest in your opinion of Spurs,aint you got some spuds to pick or turf to save

Nothing wrong with being a Culchie hallion at all!

I personally revel in it!

I've often seen it on the menu at the Taj Mahal, but never tried one. I'm usually under the table come dessert time.

Reply to AndalucianSpur:

Not a performance to get overly excited about but so many times in the past we've thrown away points after failing to kill off teams so I was reasonably satisfied with the outcome. Loved the comment by the ESPN analyst about defending as a unit - "You're all literally on a piece of string" - now...

Gotta love the Yanks. I'm just glad Lenn-on made a great play down the right and it ended up in the score bag.

He clearly doesn't appreciate culchie reasoning processes, but a hurley bat 'round the head would soon show him the error of his ways.

Uh oh, there's a fight with an Irishman involved. I hope a wedding doesn't break out...

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Reply to summerspur:

is it true that nasal smith said on sky that all the spurs fans should get behind gomes.
36000 of us behind him would be no bad thing

The summer left months ago, and so should you. You talk out of your arse, I reckon your a gooner.

a gooner?
well you got me there! im done for now, how could i possibly come back on that. a gooner for fucks sake! a gooner! !!

i just dont understand. ive never even been to france, not even a beer cruise. saying that though, i do lika a bit of garlic and fall over a lot .... after a few stellas granted.

gooner! a fuckin gooner.

language moderation harrold at once

the answer to our left-side problems:

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Of course Harry you are spot on in your analysis.

With the Modmaster we always look capable of scoring without him we struggled to break down an average team and worse still, we seemed to lose all our drive as soon as they went down to 10 men.

Lennon was great but when hasn't he been this season ? He always seems up for it and his final ball on either foot is much improved.

I am utterly convinced that Gomes is a seriously decent goalkeeper in disguise. I just hope we stick with him long enough.

Then we have Pavlyuchencko. This boy is a really classy striker and the goal was reminiscent of Teddy in his prime.

Oh, and FC looks like a pretty good prospect I wonder if the Govern growler will let him go.

Reply to onedavemackay:

Of course Harry you are spot on in your analysis.

With the Modmaster we always look capable of scoring without him we struggled to break down an average team and worse still, we seemed to lose all our drive as soon as they went down to 10 men.

Lennon was great but when...

Gomes is a class goalie, I just hope he adapts to our league and doesn't lose too much confidence.

I work for a Dutch company based near Eindhoven, most people there are big PSV fans (a lot of seaon ticket holders) and they all agree that Gomes was key to them winning the league the last few years.

Even the Ajax and Feyenoord fans say he is a brilliant goalkeeper.

He just needs time, whether he gets it is another matter.

Just watched a live interview with Ian Dowie. He was asked to give his opinion on our 'Arry Redschnapps, and all he could was spout out praise for his former coach and mentor. Seems like a genuine general good opinion as a man manager, and professor of the game.

Reply to onedavemackay:

Of course Harry you are spot on in your analysis.

With the Modmaster we always look capable of scoring without him we struggled to break down an average team and worse still, we seemed to lose all our drive as soon as they went down to 10 men.

Lennon was great but when...

Spot on. Good shout about Lennon's performances all season, even under Wendy.

HH, surely Rocky Santa's only got a chill cause his supply lines have dried up, otherwise I thought he played quite well and always a threat.

Bentley was their main supply line last season and I think that has also affected Pedersons game. Prior to Bently doing well, I remember Pederson being their main threat on set pieces. I can only imagine that he's lost motivation seeing decent people leave, and I would hack-psycho-evaluate that he may even have instead placed his focus on the non-footballing aspects of his life. If he was singing like a budgie (going cheap), I'd have him for our 'Arry at spurs. Great left foot, right foot, and shot from distance. He's not the slowest either and his whole performance yesterday, poor positioning, bad decision making, lack of trackingback/defending was one clearly a confidence/motivation thing - I've seen enough of that at Spurs at the start of the season to know that the team just don't like Paul Ince or believe that he's someone that they can win stuff with.

Chuck in Rocky as well and you've got a done deal.

What are you his dad

Reply to Trembly:

HH, surely Rocky Santa's only got a chill cause his supply lines have dried up, otherwise I thought he played quite well and always a threat.

Bentley was their main supply line last season and I think that has also affected Pedersons game. Prior to Bently doing well, I remember...

Cruz's problem is undoubtedly service, true. I like your take on Pederson also. Perhaps the common theme is for some kind soul to rescue them both outta B'burn.

From Phillip L. [BRFC.com]

Congratulations on getting the win.

We had set ourselves up to deal with Bentley but forgot about Lennon and paid the price when Lennon laid off a perfect pass from the random number generator that are his final balls.

Have you seen a worse central midfield pairing in the Premier League than Andrews and Mokoena? This is suicide by Rovers- Ok we had a suspension (Warnock) and Reid and Dunn are long term injuries but we have a very bright young midfielder called Judge who didn't make the bench and Johann Vogel (Dutch League player of the year only five seasons ago and ex-AC Milan) whom Ince has completely frozen out. We were crying out for creative passes to Santa Cruz and McCarthy so of course Tugay sat the game out on the bench.

You must have been delighted by our rehabilitation of Gomes. An attack of the dropsies during our obligatory bright first ten minutes (we always have a bright first ten minutes but never score during them) but after that we were the perfect guests rebuilding the lad's confidence.

I could see why Spurs had such a bad start to the season. If we had been half-way decently set up for the game, there were enough weaknesses and errors for us to have exploited. But we weren't, we didn't and you in turn failed to exploit your man advantage or put Robinson under any sustained pressure.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Uh oh, there's a fight with an Irishman involved. I hope a wedding doesn't break out...

A 'culchie' is an Irish term used by "high-class" city foke to describe eanyone who comes from the country..

Reply to corlukas-veruka:

What are you his dad

He very well could be. He's reknowned for using his foreign parts in foreign parts, especially after a samosa.

Reply to Bimmi:

A 'culchie' is an Irish term used by "high-class" city foke to describe eanyone who comes from the country..

Or a policeman

Reply to Paternity test needed:

Reply to corlukas-veruka:

What are you his dad

He very well could be. He's reknowned for using his foreign parts in foreign parts, especially after a samosa.

Are you saying DV fucked BimitarDerbatov`s Mum and this is what we are left with.A big red faced culchie spud picking turf saving Spurs spawn!

Reply to Bimmi:

A 'culchie' is an Irish term used by "high-class" city foke to describe eanyone who comes from the country..

not high class city folk jackeens

Bang on with the JJ comment Harry, I used to demand consistency from mummy's skinny latte on a game to game basis but after sunday's performance a minute to minute one would be nice; attacking with heart & verve one second then offering a hospital back-pass the next.
Frustrating.

Reply to corlukas-veruka:

Reply to Bimmi:

A 'culchie' is an Irish term used by "high-class" city foke to describe eanyone who comes from the country..

not high class city folk jackeens

Could you come back when you've learnt English or at least provide a translation.

And if you have no interest other blokes opinion of Spurs what the fuck are you doing on here ?

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to corlukas-veruka:

Reply to Bimmi:

A 'culchie' is an Irish term used by "high-class" city foke to describe eanyone who comes from the country..

not high class city folk jackeens

Could you come back when you've learnt English or at least provide a translation.

And if you have no interest other blokes opinion of Spurs what the fuck are you doing on here ?

or even "in other blokes opinion of Spurs".



And before you start I can't help it was breast fed til I was 17.

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to corlukas-veruka:

Reply to Bimmi:

A 'culchie' is an Irish term used by "high-class" city foke to describe eanyone who comes from the country..

not high class city folk jackeens

Could you come back when you've learnt English or at least provide a translation.

And if you have no interest other blokes opinion of Spurs what the fuck are you doing on here ?

or even "in other blokes opinion of Spurs".



And before you start I can't help it was breast fed til I was 17.

I thought it was only Gooners that sucked their mums tits till they were 18

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Bimmi:

A 'culchie' is an Irish term used by "high-class" city foke to describe eanyone who comes from the country..

Or a policeman

top marks again, H!!

actually i'm deducting a point from you for not using the term 'Garda'..

Reply to HarryHotspur:

From Phillip L. [BRFC.com]

Congratulations on getting the win.

We had set ourselves up to deal with Bentley but forgot about Lennon and paid the price when Lennon laid off a perfect pass from the random number generator that are his final balls.

Have...

LINK

Reply to TMWNN:

Reply to HarryHotspur:

From Phillip L. [BRFC.com]

Congratulations on getting the win.

We had set ourselves up to deal with Bentley but forgot about Lennon and paid the price when Lennon laid off a perfect pass from the random number generator that are his final balls.

Have...

LINK

LINK ?

We look forward to a titty piccy of your niece spudulika at your earliest convenience.

You are the Corgi registered king of Barcelona.

Though your fame has spread before you, surely STD's have spread behind.

5 points between 7th and relegation.

A win on Sunday would hopefully give us a little bit of breathing space, but we're still not playing that well and the 4 we had in midfield against Blackburn won't be sufficient against Everton.
I think we should revert back to a 5 man midfield against Everton and play O'Hara alongside Huddlestone and play Jenas further forward if Modric is still unfit.
Bent offers little if there's nothing to run on to. King will probably be unfit too along with Hutton so a recall for Dawson looks likely.

You want to be careful you could end with cauliflour Knob

Reply to corlukas-veruka:

You want to be careful you could end with cauliflour Knob

Perhaps you're right, 4 in the middle might be OK.

Reply to TMWNN:

5 points between 7th and relegation.

A win on Sunday would hopefully give us a little bit of breathing space, but we're still not playing that well and the 4 we had in midfield against Blackburn won't be sufficient against Everton.
I think we should revert back to a 5 man midfield...

"5 points between 7th and relegation". That is exactly the phrase the pays. You've won this fabulous speedboat to take back to your two bedroom flat in Middlesborough.

This is precisely why I was left with a knitted brow at the final whistle this weekend, because goal difference is going to count this season more than ever. If one nils against a 10 men Ince managed Blackburn is going to be the order of the season, I think the new years resolution will be missing the usual suspects of quit swearing, smoking, and drinking first thing in the morning.

Que?

LINK

Reply to Nunchucks:

Reply to TMWNN:

5 points between 7th and relegation.

A win on Sunday would hopefully give us a little bit of breathing space, but we're still not playing that well and the 4 we had in midfield against Blackburn won't be sufficient against Everton.
I think we should revert back to a 5 man midfield...

"5 points between 7th and relegation". That is exactly the phrase the pays. You've won this fabulous speedboat to take back to your two bedroom flat in Middlesborough.

This is precisely why I was left with a knitted brow at the final whistle this weekend, because goal difference is...

Mate, we've scored 21 goals since Redscnapps came in so I think you're being a little bit harsh. Listen, if we win every game 1-0 from now until the end of the season, where will we end up?! I don't think we'll ever have a problem scoring goals (cue goal drought!) it's letting them in we need to worry about. The only way to cure that is to play a consistent back 5.

Gomes
Corluka
Woodgate
King
Bale / BAE

That's my opinion for what it's worth.

And why is everyone giving Bimi such a hard time a while back? That's my purpose in life

COYS

Reply to DANNYBOY:

Reply to Nunchucks:

Reply to TMWNN:

5 points between 7th and relegation.

A win on Sunday would hopefully give us a little bit of breathing space, but we're still not playing that well and the 4 we had in midfield against Blackburn won't be sufficient against Everton.
I think we should revert back to a 5 man midfield...

"5 points between 7th and relegation". That is exactly the phrase the pays. You've won this fabulous speedboat to take back to your two bedroom flat in Middlesborough.

This is precisely why I was left with a knitted brow at the final whistle this weekend, because goal difference is...

Mate, we've scored 21 goals since Redscnapps came in so I think you're being a little bit harsh. Listen, if we win every game 1-0 from now until the end of the season, where will we end up?! I don't think we'll ever have a problem scoring goals (cue goal drought!) it's letting them in we need to...

Maybe I am being a bit harsh. I think I've caught what Harry's got.

A good ride would kill you anyway its bareback or nothing numnuts

Who will Harry play on Thursday? I am sure he'll want to rest some players for Everton on Sunday.

What will it take to beat the flemmy Nijmegen Eendracht Combinatie?

Gomes
Hutton Dawson Woodgate Bale
Bentely Zok Thud Bostock
Campbell
Pavers

Whatever happened to Ginge, jamie and wayne?

They may have talked some complete bollocks at times, but it was interesting to read, and keep me from slitting my wrists at work.

Reply to WillyLight:

Reply to summerspur:

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Reply to amerispurs:

I have not posted here in a while, but I have been reading diligently and following spurs from across the pond, have not missed a game yet. I want to post because I want to give my two cents (or pence I suppose) that Big Tom is by far the most skilled player on the pitch. Corluka as many have...

Not man of the season. He's had a couple of good games, and he was the livliest i've ever seen him yesterday in terms of closing down and forcing errors. Still not convinced he'll be able to produce against the top sides but hope he can prove me wrong.

Agreed on Corluka though, he was...

the hudd, manure home last season?


can anyone tell me if either corluka or hutton can play left back?

hutton woodgate king corluka

could well be a back 4 to match any in the league

Charlie can play LB but he's a better RB. Hutton is injured again by the looks of things. We just need Baler to sort himself out. he's always terrific for Wales and for 8-9 games last season for us. This year he seems to have a mystery bout of shite-itis. Hopefully a nice Christmas programme of...

I reckon Bales should start his rehabilitation by dropping that dodgy hair-clip....He seems to spend more time checking that it's in place, than he does accurately crossing the ball!

That's not as a left back, which is arguably where he should be played. For Wales, he's surrounded by countrymen plying their trade at Swansea, Crystal Palace, and the mighty Peterborough, and he plays his simian socks off.

Reply to peterridsdale:

as some of you may know, I head a crusade to eliminate naughty language and rough stuff behaviour from the noble art of footie. Therefore, I salute Mr Andrews for his restraint in attacking Mr JJ. Whereas the likes of Mr GBH Barton would have thrown a punch, Mr Andrews merely went for a wedgie...

Agreed. check JJ's Incredible Stretching Pants

I've always thought that the way he plays and the abilities he has, he would make a perfect DM. Pacey, good touch, great passer, can shoot from range, tracks back, tackles. He's 6 foot as well. nice to have a bit of presence in there. But then what do I know.

Reply to BruceCastle:

Who will Harry play on Thursday? I am sure he'll want to rest some players for Everton on Sunday.

What will it take to beat the flemmy Nijmegen Eendracht Combinatie?

Gomes
Hutton Dawson Woodgate Bale
Bentely Zok Thud Bostock
Campbell ...

We've got to make sure we rotate the squad properly for this game. We play on Thursday, and thanks to Everton crashing out against some Belgians, they're all going to be fresh whilst we'll probably still be knackered.

I agree with your back 5. Although I would shuffle the midfield and have Lennon starting on the left (he's on fire, lets finish this game at half time and keep him on the boil!) and JamieOH on the left wing to give the Baler someone to help block out any left wing threat (I still believe that this is a good LHS pairing).

Pavers is cup-tied in Europe? So Frazier and Benty it is up front.

As for the kids/reserves - they showed that individually they're not yet ready and I read about a short pass by da Prinz that lead to a goal for Stoke ressies! When you have kids coming through, playing in Europe is one thing, but winning a game is a whole level up. If we do blood the Bostock again and others, we should do this when we're comfortably ahead - the whole thing is to get their experience and confidence up, and not chuck them into a miserable dogfight and get a taste for losing...

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Who will Harry play on Thursday? I am sure he'll want to rest some players for Everton on Sunday.

What will it take to beat the flemmy Nijmegen Eendracht Combinatie?

Gomes
Hutton Dawson Woodgate Bale
Bentely Zok Thud Bostock
Campbell ...

We've got to make sure we rotate the squad properly for this game. We play on Thursday, and thanks to Everton crashing out against some Belgians, they're all going to be fresh whilst we'll probably still be knackered.

I agree with your back 5. Although I would shuffle the midfield and...

So Lennon and O'Hara on the left wing at the same time...

I like it. It's crazy. So crazy that it just might work.

Ha, serves me right for not listing my pref line-up properly

DV, Nun - I had intended to start Bentley on the bench. But then I thought who's going to take the free kicks resulting from the many fouls on him? Baler??? If he's got his books on properly, pourquois pas? Thudd has decent dead ball technique and imo should start learning to do the curlers. JoH is also handy with his left foot and I expect we haven't seen the potential of boy Campbell due to Bentley hogging and primarily wasting the majority of these.

Based on previous results, if Zagreb beat them 3-2 (late winner) in their only match so far, then weird logic says if we put out the team that played against dynamo, then we should be ok. But I hope this isn't the logic used by 'Arry. A team of unknowns (to me at least) could be a potential banana skin, but by rights with the right blend and ensuring no complacency or ego is visible, we should do a simple job here.

Their Eredivisie form is not mind blowing (8th place) recently:
losing 3-0 to Roda (now 16th)
beating PSV 1-0 (now 5th)
beating Sparta Rotterdam 2-0 (now 13th)
drawing 2-2 with Groningen (now 4th)
losing 2-0 to Ajax (now 3rd)

by "on him" I meant, the many fouls on Lennon.

Name has been changed..a momentous occasion.. the extra 'm' is because one's user name has to be at least 5 characters..

i changed enough so that it doesn't resemble that Bulgarian c*nt's name (still struggling to remember his name as it happens.. i think he signed for some team up north)

but not changed so much so you'll all still know who i am..

*que a power-point presentaion from Dannyboy about how i'm still a c*nt and he's greater than Bill Nicholson*

this one's for you DB.. LINK

i'd like to say obviously we have some very good players like woody,king,modric...but thank fuck they signed corluka the guy is class and useful...22 and 6'3 or something...and with lennon i'd say our men of the season at the moment...along with woody for actually being consistent....also i think pavlyuchenko has a real sweet shot and looks like he is going to score...a real goalscorer...bent is quick but he really isn't good enough to be the main man upfront for a club like the mighty spurs...so lucky we got pavlyuchenko....roll on thursday night...go for the win....
-------gomes------
hutton woodgate dawson bale
bentley jenas tommy lennon
----bent campbell

gunter if hutton is injured.....bring on some kids if we are doing the job...coys..

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Who will Harry play on Thursday? I am sure he'll want to rest some players for Everton on Sunday.

What will it take to beat the flemmy Nijmegen Eendracht Combinatie?

Gomes
Hutton Dawson Woodgate Bale
Bentely Zok Thud Bostock
Campbell ...

We've got to make sure we rotate the squad properly for this game. We play on Thursday, and thanks to Everton crashing out against some Belgians, they're all going to be fresh whilst we'll probably still be knackered.

I agree with your back 5. Although I would shuffle the midfield and...

I forgot about Pavers being cup tied so it will be Bent I also think the Prince might get a go. I think Lennon should be rested, given that Modric is out -- we need Lennon for the league with out him. Bostock on the bench makes sense. Is Gio ready yet?

What do we do if gets injured? They fowled the crap out of him on Sunday. With Modris out, its a safer bet to play him v. Everton than in the UEFA cup against tupence Dutch side.

Reply to Bimmi:

Name has been changed..a momentous occasion.. the extra 'm' is because one's user name has to be at least 5 characters..

i changed enough so that it doesn't resemble that Bulgarian c*nt's name (still struggling to remember his name as it happens.. i think he signed for some team up...

bimitar derbatov was a c*nt; I'll reserve judgement on you - every newcomer deserves time to make the proper impression, start by putting up a proper link maybe ?

I still love the earlier suggestion Gris Cunter - made me laugh out loud at work

I dont think the Prince will play - he had a shocker in the reserves last match.

Hutton is out so my line up will be:

----------Gomes----------
Gunter-Woodgate-Dawson-Bale
Bentley - Hudd--Zokora--Lennon
------Bent---Pavlychenko----

Subs:
Cesar
Zokora
BAE
Campbell
Bostock
Prince


For whats it worth, I reckon it will be a rout: 5-1

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Who will Harry play on Thursday? I am sure he'll want to rest some players for Everton on Sunday.

What will it take to beat the flemmy Nijmegen Eendracht Combinatie?

Gomes
Hutton Dawson Woodgate Bale
Bentely Zok Thud Bostock
Campbell ...

We've got to make sure we rotate the squad properly for this game. We play on Thursday, and thanks to Everton crashing out against some Belgians, they're all going to be fresh whilst we'll probably still be knackered.

I agree with your back 5. Although I would shuffle the midfield and...

I forgot about Pavers being cup tied so it will be Bent I also think the Prince might get a go. I think Lennon should be rested, given that Modric is out -- we need Lennon for the league with out him. Bostock on the bench makes sense. Is Gio ready yet?

BC,
Amongst his other crimes, that useles twat Wendy, failed to register the players he'd excluded from the squad, for the UEFA cup. So KPB, Taraabt, Ghaly, Rocha and Stalteri are no-no's for Europe. Given that Pavs and Charlie are too, it's an annoyingly poor decision, but typical of Wendy's ineptitude.

Apologies - swap Pav for Campbell.

Reply to Bimmi:

Name has been changed..a momentous occasion.. the extra 'm' is because one's user name has to be at least 5 characters..

i changed enough so that it doesn't resemble that Bulgarian c*nt's name (still struggling to remember his name as it happens.. i think he signed for some team up...

If you'd chosen a former player's name to bastardize, and followed that with an explanatory post, we'd all have known who you were. 'Bimmi', however you f*cking spell it, still reminds us of that treacherous, balding c*nt. You seem like a decent bloke, do the decent thing and clean any reference to that c*nt off the site, you tarnish yourself by association.

Priceless DV, absolutely priceless.

Will the real Ghris Cunter please stand up

Bimmi - I've thought about your name and as Doublevision has said, it's time to take one for the team and get rid of any reference to that dirty northern bulgarian scum sulkwank; you never know, you may turn out to be a half decent bloke

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Who will Harry play on Thursday? I am sure he'll want to rest some players for Everton on Sunday.

What will it take to beat the flemmy Nijmegen Eendracht Combinatie?

Gomes
Hutton Dawson Woodgate Bale
Bentely Zok Thud Bostock
Campbell ...

We've got to make sure we rotate the squad properly for this game. We play on Thursday, and thanks to Everton crashing out against some Belgians, they're all going to be fresh whilst we'll probably still be knackered.

I agree with your back 5. Although I would shuffle the midfield and...

I forgot about Pavers being cup tied so it will be Bent I also think the Prince might get a go. I think Lennon should be rested, given that Modric is out -- we need Lennon for the league with out him. Bostock on the bench makes sense. Is Gio ready yet?

BC,
Amongst his other crimes, that useles twat Wendy, failed to register the players he'd excluded from the squad, for the UEFA cup. So KPB, Taraabt, Ghaly, Rocha and Stalteri are no-no's for Europe. Given that Pavs and Charlie are too, it's an annoyingly poor decision, but typical of Wendy's...

Wendy! Even more of a cunt than the large-lipped-gaping-drooper I took him for.

Reply to DANNYBOY:

Will the real Ghris Cunter please stand up

Bimmi - I've thought about your name and as Doublevision has said, it's time to take one for the team and get rid of any reference to that dirty northern bulgarian scum sulkwank; you never know, you may turn out to be a half decent bloke...

i agree in principle yes..

but in practice it suits better to leave some reference of my identity, tainted though it may be, much like when you called yourself theoriginaldannyboy..

after all.. what would this blog be without Bimmi and Dannyboy eh??

i'd like to hear from Harry on the matter..

oh and here's that link again..

LINK

hopefully it'll work this time

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

So we're in a tug 'o' war(!)with Arse gravy over Wayne Hennessy? Should we go for him, or.....wait for it...........should we.....pass the courvoisier! Coz....it's like... I'll leave it.
Is he any good, I suppose Wolves are top of the Pepsi Max league?
Yid and indeed, army.

Reply to TMWNN:

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

The love affair between 'sulkyc*nt' and Dannyboy is still in it's early stages. I forsee visits to markets, the reading of Sunday papers on park benches followed by a skip through the Autumn leaves. Aaahhh, young love.

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to TMWNN:

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

The love affair between 'sulkyc*nt' and Dannyboy is still in it's early stages. I forsee visits to markets, the reading of Sunday papers on park benches followed by a skip through the Autumn leaves. Aaahhh, young love.

'skip through the Autumn leaves' along with their bushy tailed rodent friends.

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to TMWNN:

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

The love affair between 'sulkyc*nt' and Dannyboy is still in it's early stages. I forsee visits to markets, the reading of Sunday papers on park benches followed by a skip through the Autumn leaves. Aaahhh, young love.

Jesus this site used to be about Spurs, now it's a gay chat room, I expect the dark blue borders to develop a floral pattern soon.
Obviously I'm fine with it as I'm a screaming metrosexual, I even use moisturiser. There it is, I said it.

Reply to TMWNN:

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to TMWNN:

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

The love affair between 'sulkyc*nt' and Dannyboy is still in it's early stages. I forsee visits to markets, the reading of Sunday papers on park benches followed by a skip through the Autumn leaves. Aaahhh, young love.

'skip through the Autumn leaves' along with their bushy tailed rodent friends.

If only we had a video of furry animals to reference.

Reply to Poshspur:

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to TMWNN:

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

The love affair between 'sulkyc*nt' and Dannyboy is still in it's early stages. I forsee visits to markets, the reading of Sunday papers on park benches followed by a skip through the Autumn leaves. Aaahhh, young love.

Jesus this site used to be about Spurs, now it's a gay chat room, I expect the dark blue borders to develop a floral pattern soon.
Obviously I'm fine with it as I'm a screaming metrosexual, I even use moisturiser. There it is, I said it.

Please don't spoil the dynamic, they're going through the 'honeymoon period'. I'm thinking of asking Harry to set the blog to music, perhaps 'the theme from love story'.

Reply to Poshspur:

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to TMWNN:

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

The love affair between 'sulkyc*nt' and Dannyboy is still in it's early stages. I forsee visits to markets, the reading of Sunday papers on park benches followed by a skip through the Autumn leaves. Aaahhh, young love.

Jesus this site used to be about Spurs, now it's a gay chat room, I expect the dark blue borders to develop a floral pattern soon.
Obviously I'm fine with it as I'm a screaming metrosexual, I even use moisturiser. There it is, I said it.

Moisturiser!!..........moisturiser!!............. you fucking pansy!!!




For the politically correct, tongue, most firmly in cheek (neither a metaphor nor a euphemism)

Reply to TMWNN:

Simple, just use 'Bimitarsulkycunt'. We'll know who you are still, but we'll also know the love affair is over.

You should refer to him as Rapist Spawn

Sorry for the delay, I just got back from the gym.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I blame David Beckham. Generally.
Look, the bread knife made me use moisturiser once and like Pringles once you pop.....it's just like man scaping(triming body hair). Ok now I'm kidding.
So I'll be drinking my own body weight in Guiness during the game tomorrow...GRRRRR...should've said lager shouldn't I?
Glory glory...

I always suspected you were a closet gardener.

I imagine that Daws will partner Woody at CB and would gues that the team may be a variation on;
--------Gomes---------
Gunter-Woody-Daws-Baler
---------Zok----------
Bentley-Hudd-Jamie
---------JJ-----------
--------Bent----------

Reply to Poshspur:

Sorry for the delay, I just got back from the gym.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I blame David Beckham. Generally.
Look, the bread knife made me use moisturiser once and like Pringles once you pop.....it's just like man scaping(triming body hair)....

Did she threaten to give you a Chinese burn or a wedgie?. You must be the tallest, minge-whipped wuss in the west.

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to Poshspur:

Sorry for the delay, I just got back from the gym.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I blame David Beckham. Generally.
Look, the bread knife made me use moisturiser once and like Pringles once you pop.....it's just like man scaping(triming body hair)....

Did she threaten to give you a Chinese burn or a wedgie?. You must be the tallest, minge-whipped wuss in the west.

None taken.
Nah I'm not Jenas. She does do everything else, so it seemed a small price to pay! I took her to see us play Newcastle when she was eight months pregnant and we were behind the goal next to the Toon fans! Not only did she not complain, she scared the shit out of Shay Given!

Did anyone else get a private message to their inbox from some American lunatic called Julie?

i'm alright DV thanks...hope barcelona is treating you well...!!
i don't get online much at the mo..where i am out in the sticks right now...so just enough to read some of the blog...be in a bar for the nec game on thursday though... ....coys

I did not realise they had culchie`s in Barcelona

Nah, she did offer plenty of shit talk tho.

See below my reply along with her original message.

Poor deluded fool has Man Shitty as her favourite team.

Reply: Hi dear

Hello there Loopy McCrazy,
I'm sure that you are a normal enough sort of loon, but that doesn't come across well in your message. Instead, you come across as a complete jabbering mentalist
with a penchant for violence and destruction. Any pictures must not come with you posing with your latest "kill", soaked in it's blood whilst daintily chewing on the entrails.

My
suggestion?

Keep on taking the medication pumpkin, and everything will be all right.

Yours slightly scared,
weejp.

P.S. please don't kill me, you complete whack job!



----
Hi dear

How are you today,i hope you are fine .Please do not be offended with me for contacting you in this manner, My name is Julie . I'm contacting you because of my
interest to have a
private contact with you for us to know each other better.

please reply me in my personal e-mail address ( julysjames@yahoo.com ) so that i can give you my picture
for you to know whom i

am.

Moreover, i have a lot to share with you including interests and experiences as i believe that distance ,color or social status cannot be a barrier in a
good friendship



Thanks,waiting for your message in my mail box
yours dearest,
Julie

Slow news week my ass. Prematch prattle tonight... Hold tight on the upper deck.

Waiting for your message in my mail box is a euphemism, I'll bet.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Slow news week my ass. Prematch prattle tonight... Hold tight on the upper deck.

Yeah, pull yer finger out!

Yeah, I'm as good as dead!

I reckon Rocha and Dawson will play tomorrow night. Team;

Gomes
Gunter
Dawson
Rocha
Bale
Lennon
Zokora
Hudd
O'Hara
Campbell
Bent

And I am not, repeat not, in any kind of fucking romantic relationship of any description with Bimmi

Reply to DANNYBOY:

I reckon Rocha and Dawson will play tomorrow night. Team;

Gomes
Gunter
Dawson
Rocha
Bale
Lennon
Zokora
Hudd
O'Hara
Campbell
Bent

And I am not, repeat not, in any kind of fucking romantic relationship...

Is it purely physical then?

Reply to DANNYBOY:

I reckon Rocha and Dawson will play tomorrow night. Team;

Gomes
Gunter
Dawson
Rocha
Bale
Lennon
Zokora
Hudd
O'Hara
Campbell
Bent

And I am not, repeat not, in any kind of fucking romantic relationship...

I dont think Rocha is regestired for the European games,maybe I`m wrong

From the BBC: Tottenham are without Ledley King (knee), Alan Hutton (foot), Luka Modric (groin) and Giovani dos Santos (ankle) for the Uefa Cup group game.

With Roman Pavlyuchenko and Vedran Corluka cup-tied, Harry Redknapp has picked a youthful squad.

Chris Gunter has been tipped to start, while youngsters John Bostock, Adam Smith, Yaser Kasim, John Obika and Ryan Mason have all travelled to Holland.

And midfielder Jermaine Jenas has joined them despite a toe injury.

Bringing out the Bostock!

Bostock could start, but a tricky away european tie maybe not ideal. If it was at home then definitely. I too think Rocha, along with Ghaly, KPB, Taarabt and Stalteri are not registered for Europe, so with the injuries we currently have and the no Pavs or Charlie, we are very light tomorrow. Big chance for Dawson, Gunter and Bale, Bostock Campbell and to make a name for themselves.
Ceasar anyone???

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Reply to DANNYBOY:

I reckon Rocha and Dawson will play tomorrow night. Team;

Gomes
Gunter
Dawson
Rocha
Bale
Lennon
Zokora
Hudd
O'Hara
Campbell
Bent

And I am not, repeat not, in any kind of fucking romantic relationship...

Does that mean you were at one time ?

Reply to RJ1882:

Bostock could start, but a tricky away european tie maybe not ideal. If it was at home then definitely. I too think Rocha, along with Ghaly, KPB, Taarabt and Stalteri are not registered for Europe, so with the injuries we currently have and the no Pavs or Charlie, we are very light tomorrow. Big...

Yeh that's really clever, deny Gomes a potential confidence boosting game against weaker opposition to play the emergency O.A.P. keeper.

Thank God you don't pick the team.

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