Carling Cup Souvenir Special Pull Out Bumber Edition

Dawson's Captain, Redschnapps a fu**ing excellent manager, if that don't get his confidence back nothing will.

Reply to Brightonyid:

Dawson's Captain, Redschnapps a fu**ing excellent manager, if that don't get his confidence back nothing will.

Spot on. Should also get him to think 'what would a captain do' before perhaps doing something daft...........

Go on the 'Arry!

i am definatly of the persuasion, responsiblity makes you perhaps step back and think a little before acting. We look good tonight.

what is wrong with Bale

allllll by myself, don't wanna be alll by myself....anymore

he'll show you what he can do....

i truly hope so, i really like him but he seems to be the exception to the rule with everyone else bucking their ideas up since arry came in.

..with his silky skills and a pass or two.

get in there, go on the pav

Pavluychenko nuts are we.....

"From Russia with love", classic.

yes yes yes yes yes yes i fucking love spurs

Baby baby....

Reply to Brightonyid:

yes yes yes yes yes yes i fucking love spurs

seconded

get in

this is to fucking good to be true.

yes it is 3-0 !

you have it in the back of your mind, we are going to do someone soon, never in my wildest dreams did i think it would be the skip dwellers.

Well Harry, This is stunnin! Wahay

i thought this would be our leveller, back to reality, concentrate on the league blah, blah......

Quality half from the lads! 3-0

3 fucking 0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The YIDS are rolling!!

COYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a fucking amazing 6 minutes that was!!!

"The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It's about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom." Danny Blanchflower

Reply to HarryHotspur:

And I quote......

old big nose don't look too happy!

old big nose don't look too happy!

How awesome have we been tonite... lets hope they keep it up in the second half!!!!! I would hate 'pool to pull a champions league final on us.... COYS!

I think we can expect a few changes at half time, bet Rafa wishes Stevie G was on the bench though.

love the fact that out bench is better than theres as well... keep calm son, dont get too excited yet...

Well gents i have to say that megan fox's knickers are doing the job for us so far!!

Reply to munso:

I think we can expect a few changes at half time, bet Rafa wishes Stevie G was on the bench though.

I expect Carragher will come on for Hyypy the hippo. So it may be necessary to bring Modric on to add to the presssure on their back. Their goalie is pants.

Reply to SeanyYid:

Well gents i have to say that megan fox's knickers are doing the job for us so far!!

A nervous but sincere welcome you enormously questionable lucky charm!


Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids!

agree with 2DayArry on previous thread, Corluka is doing everything right and the rest are responding....they'll respond and we need to give the ball to Zok so he can backheel it in from 2 yards..BIOYSC

shit. shit. lets not have a repeat of the manure game

gomes...come on mate!

ooh thats soft

4!

order restored. get in there. Pav pav pav

thats not! go the zok....

Hyypia....man of the match!

i've got Pav in my dream team, does the CC count?

this is the first time we have played well since arry came in, and look what happens. what the fuck was wrong with wendy

Reply to Brightonyid:

this is the first time we have played well since arry came in, and look what happens. what the fuck was wrong with wendy

que? No comprendo.

ARE YOU WATCHING ROBBIE KEANE?

we have been winning without playing well, this is the first time we have played really well, oh apart from uefa game i suppose.

East stand is booming!

do i not like corners

Gomes wild punching again. Not good enough.

when i was at school, we had to read a book called stig of the dump.....sammy lee is just how i would imagine him to look.

emotional ten minutes

christ cesar is tiny, he's like a pocket goalie.

Alan Smith does my fucking nut in. Bale definitely got a bit of the ball against Degen. Biased Arsenal c*nt.

Send on Bent & Sheringham...

And Huddlestone man of match easily.

that salad dressing dude seems alright

Reply to Deano:

Alan Smith does my fucking nut in. Bale definitely got a bit of the ball against Degen. Biased Arsenal c*nt.

Reply to Deano:

And Huddlestone man of match easily.

without a doubt, and graham roberts on to defend the lead

Reply to Brightonyid:

christ cesar is tiny, he's like a pocket goalie.

gnomes on for gomes

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Brightonyid:

christ cesar is tiny, he's like a pocket goalie.

gnomes on for gomes

No Corluka deserves ALL the praise, Thudd's been great but for me big VC takes it by a nose

How happy are we? Please, 3000 words or less.

Unlucky, dippers!


Foxies' fantastic knickers!

Man of the Match: Fraser.

men of the match:
Dawson, Corluka, Hudd, Lennon

can do better:
Gomes, Hutton, Bale

Reply to munso:

men of the match:
Dawson, Corluka, Hudd, Lennon

can do better:
Gomes, Hutton, Bale

Sorry missed Zokora, ran his socks off for us tonight

charlie is the new ledders

I know they made some changes but we made the pool look like mugs.... Can you image us playing like that 3 weeks ago - I mean even KPB looked like he might be able to play when he came on...

I hope we keep campbell in Jan

Now fuck off back to your shantytown, you bindipper cunts.

Come back when you have practiced some more.

out for revenge, fucking hell i would hate to see them really wound up.

We have our Tottenham back, we may even have our Dawson back!

wonder how many bindippers were robbed twice tonight

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to SeanyYid:

Well gents i have to say that megan fox's knickers are doing the job for us so far!!

A nervous but sincere welcome you enormously questionable lucky charm!


Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids!

Cheers Harry!! Sorry for the late reply but was way too engrossed in that lovely little match!!! heee hee hee!!!

incredible first half..we lost the 2nd half 2-1. Both goals should have been prevented. The team have done well tonight, congrats FC, you look better than Theo SmallCock, shame your a Cockney Red

I know you cant see it but im doing my tottenham are great dance... its a bit like my tottenham have won dance which ill be doing in a minute......

HOW (please someone tell me how) Harry has turned these boys around... My faith in god, north london and pretty much everything has been restored

yeah I know im getting over excited but after sitting through the stoke game I deserve some cheer!!!

I fucking love Harry Redknapp - Gomez is going for a Chinese and im goign with him!!!!

Gotta love the guy....

lol me again... but has Phil Thompson got the biggest nose in the world ever or what? no wonder he was a good defender, who could get past that nose?

Probably our best performance under Harry, 4-2 flattered them!

Reply to lynesey:

I know you cant see it but im doing my tottenham are great dance... its a bit like my tottenham have won dance which ill be doing in a minute......

HOW (please someone tell me how) Harry has turned these boys around... My faith in god, north london and pretty much everything has been...

Have you heard HJR say one bad word about anyone in the squad? No. PMA.

Did you see the way Harry made sure the Fraser understood how valuable he was when he was subbed off?

He is bringing out the best in people be believing in them. Simple.

I thought KPB look gd for the few minutes he's was on! Maybe Harry's sorted him out also in the short time he's been here!

Reply to thedrb:

No Corluka deserves ALL the praise, Thudd's been great but for me big VC takes it by a nose

All the composure in the world. Touch, awareness and passing, the guy has it all. Ledley's replacementno problem, potentially even better.

chicken foo young with house chow mein all round, when dawn breaks (or before) the shocking liverpool performance will slightly undermine what was a cracking little effort. Que cera cera..

Reply to MarkHazard:

I thought KPB look gd for the few minutes he's was on! Maybe Harry's sorted him out also in the short time he's been here!

Too flash for me, needs to do more of the graft and less of the flicks

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to lynesey:

I know you cant see it but im doing my tottenham are great dance... its a bit like my tottenham have won dance which ill be doing in a minute......

HOW (please someone tell me how) Harry has turned these boys around... My faith in god, north london and pretty much everything has been...

Have you heard HJR say one bad word about anyone in the squad? No. PMA.

Did you see the way Harry made sure the Fraser understood how valuable he was when he was subbed off?

He is bringing out the best in people be believing in them. Simple.

You know what Bruce, I think you are probably right... I think it also helps that HR can actually talk to the guys and explain what he wants...

How good has Hudd looked under Harry, I knew it had always been there just waiting to come out. His passing has always been amazing but he always looked a bit shy, suddenly he wants the ball and is actually tracking back with his man.

Through out the team the boys suddenly look like they want it.

I was always a litte dubious about Defoe coming back (I loved the guy, but never go back ever), but with Pav, Bent and Campbell I dont think he would get in....

I mean even Zokara suddenly looks like a good player and I didnt think I would be saying that....

Ok before I suddenly start spouting spurs for the league im off to bed!

Reply to BruceCastle:

Unlucky, dippers!


Foxies' fantastic knickers!

You gotta love Foxes knickers... worked a charm boys, worked a charm!!

Shame they didnt bring Carragher on, we might have got a 5th!!

Reply to munso:

Reply to munso:

men of the match:
Dawson, Corluka, Hudd, Lennon

can do better:
Gomes, Hutton, Bale

Sorry missed Zokora, ran his socks off for us tonight

Munso,
Don't forget Jamie O'Hara.

Reply to thedrb:

chicken foo young with house chow mein all round, when dawn breaks (or before) the shocking liverpool performance will slightly undermine what was a cracking little effort. Que cera cera..

pass the Ketchup

shit, i fancy a glass of the missus' wine (she's asleep on the sofa) will prolly wake up with a cracking red stained smile that'll remind me not to get too carried away on a school night!

go on Burnley

Man of the match - DAWSON. Outstanding defending, distribution, leadership and bringing the wall out. Welcome back son. COYS
Get the fuck in.

bringing the ball out even! still, he was like a brick wall to that over rated over priced dago ponce Torres

what a great night, Chelsea out as well...sweet dreams fellow yids!

Reply to DANNYBOY:

bringing the ball out even! still, he was like a brick wall to that over rated over priced dago ponce Torres

We done 'em Dannyboy. Shipped them in, shipped them out. What Ken Dodd would've called Taddifilarious.

Fuck me we look gooooooooood.

Great win. But I'd be interested to know what you think of Gomez?
I'm undecided, I keep thinking he has the potential to do well but then again I can't make me mind up!

WAHHOOOO YIKES YES? BEEEEEER

Reply to munso:

what a great night, Chelsea out as well...sweet dreams fellow yids!

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids

I have the pleasure of working with a selection of regional london sports fans of high integrity.
1) A gooner from Swindon
2) A Mank armchair expert from....Nigeria
3) a pair of what I would describe as regional pie and mash eating excuses for west-spam fans.(I mean Jellied eels - fuck no)
The general consensus was thus: "Redschnaps was on a final pay check to nowhere, we would be smashed by the spanish car ringing cartel known as LFC 3-1, and that the current form was a mere blip on the radar of the disney world of fantasy Football!!!

My new found confidence in what I believe to be ....a team of new found confidence and direction led me to bet each and everyone of those pricks a tenner a pop that we would not only retain our car stereos across the south east, but that a win would be assured.

I am £40 quid up....COYS. That should cover the cost of a new away top with change spare to buy the old set of brookside.

ROCKNROLL

Do they do revenge at Anfield too?

Have you noticed the teams who always seem to beat us - suddenly don't!

Reply to steve1987:

Great win. But I'd be interested to know what you think of Gomez?
I'm undecided, I keep thinking he has the potential to do well but then again I can't make me mind up!

Schmeichels' first season was ropey at best.....Grobelaar had howlers constantly, although rarely in the big games, Gomes will be just fine....he's got a great manager?!

Reply to thedrb:

Reply to steve1987:

Great win. But I'd be interested to know what you think of Gomez?
I'm undecided, I keep thinking he has the potential to do well but then again I can't make me mind up!

Schmeichels' first season was ropey at best.....Grobelaar had howlers constantly, although rarely in the big games, Gomes will be just fine....he's got a great manager?!

Yeah! I like him, I want him to do well - I think he could.

Reply to steve1987:

Great win. But I'd be interested to know what you think of Gomez?
I'm undecided, I keep thinking he has the potential to do well but then again I can't make me mind up!

The sad thing is, neither can he.

Reply to elfranklins:

I have the pleasure of working with a selection of regional london sports fans of high integrity.
1) A gooner from Swindon
2) A Mank armchair expert from....Nigeria
3) a pair of what I would describe as regional pie and mash eating excuses for west-spam fans.(I mean Jellied eels -...

gonna get me some socks with stripes, they're snazzy.

SUPER BURNLEY !!!!!!!

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to steve1987:

Great win. But I'd be interested to know what you think of Gomez?
I'm undecided, I keep thinking he has the potential to do well but then again I can't make me mind up!

The sad thing is, neither can he.

I disagree, he makes his mind up - maybe a bit too quickly!

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to thedrb:

No Corluka deserves ALL the praise, Thudd's been great but for me big VC takes it by a nose

All the composure in the world. Touch, awareness and passing, the guy has it all. Ledley's replacementno problem, potentially even better.

thought the same, the way he was turning players while going backwards then getting the ball away, fukin magic.

Some of our play was excellent. The movement, fitness, imagination and confidence seemed first-class at times.

In the second half, the dip in our authority and confidence was probably more due to Gomes' errors than an upgrade in 'pool's competence, and we compensated by becoming less free-flowing.

On an unrelated matter, Benitez has little hands, which is slightly creepy.

Reply to thedrb:

Reply to steve1987:

Great win. But I'd be interested to know what you think of Gomez?
I'm undecided, I keep thinking he has the potential to do well but then again I can't make me mind up!

Schmeichels' first season was ropey at best.....Grobelaar had howlers constantly, although rarely in the big games, Gomes will be just fine....he's got a great manager?!

Most of the problems are poor communication and decision making. As a shot stopper, he's outstanding. Lots of work at the training ground and one or two English language classes needed.

Reply to thedrb:

Reply to elfranklins:

I have the pleasure of working with a selection of regional london sports fans of high integrity.
1) A gooner from Swindon
2) A Mank armchair expert from....Nigeria
3) a pair of what I would describe as regional pie and mash eating excuses for west-spam fans.(I mean Jellied eels -...

gonna get me some socks with stripes, they're snazzy.

Gotta get me some of them lucky knickers, they're snazzy

Reply to 2DayArry:

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to thedrb:

No Corluka deserves ALL the praise, Thudd's been great but for me big VC takes it by a nose

All the composure in the world. Touch, awareness and passing, the guy has it all. Ledley's replacementno problem, potentially even better.

thought the same, the way he was turning players while going backwards then getting the ball away, fukin magic.

Selling him was probably not Citeh's best bit of business.

Thought our full backs tonight were awful. What the hell has happened to Bale?? No-one has mentioned Pav....thought he was excellent all game. Love football again!! thanks Arry.

Reply to steve1987:

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to steve1987:

Great win. But I'd be interested to know what you think of Gomez?
I'm undecided, I keep thinking he has the potential to do well but then again I can't make me mind up!

The sad thing is, neither can he.

I disagree, he makes his mind up - maybe a bit too quickly!

I thought he dithered a bit on their first goal, started to come, decided not too and got caught in no-man's land. Don't get me wrong, I think he'll be good in the end, he's just a little accident prone at the moment.

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to thedrb:

Reply to elfranklins:

I have the pleasure of working with a selection of regional london sports fans of high integrity.
1) A gooner from Swindon
2) A Mank armchair expert from....Nigeria
3) a pair of what I would describe as regional pie and mash eating excuses for west-spam fans.(I mean Jellied eels -...

gonna get me some socks with stripes, they're snazzy.

Gotta get me some of them lucky knickers, they're snazzy

snazzy licky lucky knicky..uhh, night all

It's just dawned on me what this Respect Campaign is all about. Every time I have Sky Sports on in the background I hear 'Respect this' and 'Respect that', and I think, 'What the fcuk are they going on about? Respect? Respect what?'

But, of course, it's Respect Redknapp. Respect. Is. Due.

Did we just win with Bale in the team?!

2-1, 4-2: Rafa = 'Arry's bunny

Prediction: This year's League Cup Final will be a repeat of the 1962 FA Cup Final.

Get in again! Considering weeks ago I was quite prepared to watch us submit our way out of all competitions in order to see us simply fight our way out of the relegation scrap - well, I'm in awe after that. Except for Heurelho's "odd behaviour" when confronted with one of those corner thingies.

Some of the movement was simply sublime. Pav's touch reminded me of Teddy, except he's a bit taller and with a bit more pace! I actually do think he could be that intelligent. Outstanding performances from most of the team, really. Redknapp is the man!

To add my Tuppence to this celebration of a FOURmidable performance, I present TWO you a new avatar. There may be perhaps a bit of dejavous here, but this tasty treat is here all week. Harry and all the other Nigella fans, this goes out to you.

To the axis of excellence: Charlie---Thudd---Fraizer, I thank you. Oh and ruddy well done all the other chaps!!! Hip hip hurrah!

Reply to Trembly:

To add my Tuppence to this celebration of a FOURmidable performance, I present TWO you a new avatar. There may be perhaps a bit of dejavous here, but this tasty treat is here all week. Harry and all the other Nigella fans, this goes out to you.

To the axis of excellence:...

You have the technology. Get her to take her top off!

Reply to lynesey:

lol me again... but has Phil Thompson got the biggest nose in the world ever or what? no wonder he was a good defender, who could get past that nose?

Yeh. But think what it cost him for a snort

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Trembly:

To add my Tuppence to this celebration of a FOURmidable performance, I present TWO you a new avatar. There may be perhaps a bit of dejavous here, but this tasty treat is here all week. Harry and all the other Nigella fans, this goes out to you.

To the axis of excellence:...

You have the technology. Get her to take her top off!

Who needs technology ?

Reply to BigDave:

Thought our full backs tonight were awful. What the hell has happened to Bale?? No-one has mentioned Pav....thought he was excellent all game. Love football again!! thanks Arry.

You are right. What has happened to Jock and Taff. Jock seems unable to jump for corners.

Also can someone tell O'Hara he's not a great taker of corners or free kicks.

Pav is starting to look handy but the boy who really seems on the money is Corluka. He gets stronger and stronger.

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Trembly:

To add my Tuppence to this celebration of a FOURmidable performance, I present TWO you a new avatar. There may be perhaps a bit of dejavous here, but this tasty treat is here all week. Harry and all the other Nigella fans, this goes out to you.

To the axis of excellence:...

You have the technology. Get her to take her top off!

Who needs technology ?

Luddite!

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Trembly:

To add my Tuppence to this celebration of a FOURmidable performance, I present TWO you a new avatar. There may be perhaps a bit of dejavous here, but this tasty treat is here all week. Harry and all the other Nigella fans, this goes out to you.

To the axis of excellence:...

You have the technology. Get her to take her top off!

Who needs technology ?

Luddite!

When you've got charm









Or a big Shlong

Has anyone mentioned the return of the Prince ?



I thought he looked a bit useful myself.

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Trembly:

To add my Tuppence to this celebration of a FOURmidable performance, I present TWO you a new avatar. There may be perhaps a bit of dejavous here, but this tasty treat is here all week. Harry and all the other Nigella fans, this goes out to you.

To the axis of excellence:...

You have the technology. Get her to take her top off!

Who needs technology ?

Luddite!

When you've got charm









Or a big Shlong

My girlfriend at Uni was a snake charmer.

Corluka's boss. I've been saying it for weeks =)

That is all.

p.s. Euro qualification through league anyone?

Reply to ProdigalSon:

Corluka's boss. I've been saying it for weeks =)

That is all.

p.s. Euro qualification through league anyone?

Let the rampage continue!!!

Corluka played with the assurance and steely determination of the entire Roman Army marching in on a bunch of soon to be unlucky Visigoths.

Pav is all class. That gentlemen is a classic twenty goals a season scorer. Luck, power, instinct and a naughty smile all rolled up in a large bottle of extra fine, senior politburo members only, vodka.

And Lennon *gasp* - a final ball in like Beckham in his prime and consistently torturing the opposition like he was hand trained by Torquemada himself....

What a glorious night!

Just nicked this quote from sky sports page
"Nick Stone (Liverpool fan) says...
Yet again the manager has tinkered with the team and we have been humiliated by a london team. It may be the Carling cup, but what about Liverpool pride. We were shown to look like a bunch of muppits...."

Even the bin dippers were in awe of our performance.

BIOYC!!

Missed the game last night only caught the goals .Liverpool for the title some hope

Fraizy, Fraizy,
Give us a goal or two
We're half crazy
To see you in white and blue.

!!SUPER-CALI-FRAGALISTIC-ROMAN-PAVLYUCHENKO!!

Reply to Bimmi:

!!SUPER-CALI-FRAGALISTIC-ROMAN-PAVLYUCHENKO!!

If those two songs catch on in the Park Lane/Shelf I'll EAT Nigella's top! How's that for technology!?

Firstly, mine is nursery rhyme tastic.

Secondly, Roman Pavlyuchenko must NEVER get a chant.

No chant? How's about we all synchronize Cossack dancing?

!!SUPER-CAMPBELL-THUDDALISTIC-CHARLIE-PAVLYCHENKO !! MOTM IMO BTW BIOYC

...!!C-O-Y-S-BENTLEY-BENT-AND CUT YOUR BURNS YOUNG TAFF-Y!!

Well done to the lads last night. Even the Zok had a good game, worried about Gomes though. He's going to cost us if he keeps this up.

Corluka,Dawson,Huddlestone,Campbell,Lennon and Pav deserve an extra bit of praise.

Looks like we'll be moving into a brand new unfinished stadium with only 3 ends.LINK

Reply to jimbob:

No chant? How's about we all synchronize Cossack dancing?

I like that idea!

Roman..la la la Roman...la la la Roman...la la la la ..Hey!

or maybe not!

Good Morning Gentlemen,

I could get used to all this winning!!!

Was Robbie Keane watching? I hope so. He may feel a little silly this morning, being goaded by those who used to adore him must be a bitter pill to swallow.

If Romans song were "From Russia With Love" i'd gladly belt that out from the Park Lane, people used to coin the phrase "he plays with a smile on his face" for Dwight Yorke, Rom's smile seems to light up White Hart Lane on a regular basis these days and long may it continue.

Continuing on the Bond theme, Huttons (who played much better second half - dont forget the lads pre-season was ruined) song should be "A Licence to Kilt" works on many levels

Yid-i-Oh!

All I can say is BRING ON THE AR5ENA1!!!

Reply to Spuradona:

Corluka played with the assurance and steely determination of the entire Roman Army marching in on a bunch of soon to be unlucky Visigoths.

Pav is all class. That gentlemen is a classic twenty goals a season scorer. Luck, power, instinct and a naughty smile all rolled up in a large...

You lost me at Torquemada.

Reply to Grazza:

Good Morning Gentlemen,

I could get used to all this winning!!!

Was Robbie Keane watching? I hope so. He may feel a little silly this morning, being goaded by those who used to adore him must be a bitter pill to swallow.

If Romans song were "From...

And one for Thudd..... Die-t another day

Great win but with the opposition yet again playing into our hands, this time by using their B team. We can however, only beat what's put in front of us and boy did we beat them.

Next eight league matches:

fulham @ home

blackburn away

everton away

west ham @ home

manure @ home

newcastle @ home

fulham away

west brom @home

That takes us to january. All but one of those teams look eminently beatable and even manure should get a good game from us at ours and after even more time for the squad to gel, tighten up and grow further in confidence under the blokey spell of 'Arry's fatherly wing.

None of the above teams will be putting out a second eleven and most will present a more traditionally bullish and resilient premiership challenge; then we'll see whether our newly confident team can keep a good balance between organised team defending and fluid forward passing, while under pressure or when facing a tough nut.

Keeping momentum is key, I see a Uefa cup place on the distant horizon.


Go on the Spurs.