Great Gossip From The Lane

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I also heard that Ledley's got a dodgy knee.

whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's genius! Our recent sucess is down to Ketchup!!! Clearly a reliable sauce!!

Harry, I see you havent put the Redknap / Pavulenko quote from the Liverpoo game down the right hand side of your page in the legendary quotes list. Surely that "I just told his translator to tell him to f**kin' run about a bit" quote is one of the best of the bunch!!

COYS!

I love this kind of back room whispering. If it's true its genius, and dare I say probably something all of us would've done if we'd been in charge. Viva la Heinz!!!

I've heard he has got 57 ways to get the best out of this bunch...

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

Reply to ChaosTheory:

I also heard that Ledley's got a dodgy knee.

Are you the editor of the Daily Mail?

If Lennon needs to be told to concentrate on his final ball, then there's no hope for him nor us.

'Arry should forcibly shave Bale's head and tell him he's a footballer not a model for monkey monthly.

If Bale then continues to sulk/underperform, make him eat hair clips (with or without ketchup).

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Harry, I see you havent put the Redknap / Pavulenko quote from the Liverpoo game down the right hand side of your page in the legendary quotes list. Surely that "I just told his translator to tell him to f**kin' run about a bit" quote is one of the best of the bunch!!

COYS!

On the case. May even correct the PSB fee while I'm there. Only been wrong for nearly three years...

Reply to TMWNN:

If Lennon needs to be told to concentrate on his final ball, then there's no hope for him nor us.

stop being a negative nancy you negative nancy.

Reply to TMWNN:

'Arry should forcibly shave Bale's head and tell him he's a footballer not a model for monkey monthly.

If Bale then continues to sulk/underperform, make him eat hair clips (with or without ketchup).

spot on TW, lets go to whl; pin him down and shave his hair off, that way he cant chew on the ends everytime he jogs back from the opposing half.......start playin football Baler cos you are quite good at that

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If Lennon needs to be told to concentrate on his final ball, then there's no hope for him nor us.

stop being a negative nancy you negative nancy.

You know it's going to be a bad day when an Australian student named Jamie calls you a nancy.

Are you exiled?

I actually think we'll go through tonight, just.

H, I think the above just shows how management is about getting the best out of your team. Arry has just let the boys relax a bit, lightened the mood and let them enjoy playing football again. Its not rocket science although its suprising how many people seem to want to turn it into something far more complex.

Keep it simple, enjoy yourself, pass, move - nuff said.

ps Not sure the Mrs will be happy with me using her bedroom snap!

Is Baler the 19 year old that was showing off his new Ferrari, as Gus hinted at in his scathing interview.

IMO the problem that can be faced with youngsters is that they easily lose their focus. Yes they're cheaper but some of them get it far too easy and they're not focussed on achieving. Once they get into their mid-late 20's you can see that they're more up for winning stuff and the hunger to achieve something is there.

Baler started off well for us, but he's lost his way. Doesn't help that he can't currently navigate the way back due to his poncy monkey hair. Its a crying shame that.

Can't wait for tonight, does any one else expect us to win every game now?

Ginge is she your very late entry to bit of fluff day? I'm worried to see what your Tit day entry will look like...

Ginge why is your new atvar my mother in law to be?

I must say, my most reliable source has always been ketchup.

A call for tonight - Bostock to score. You heard it here first

'Is Baler the 19 year old that was showing off his new Ferrari, as Gus hinted at in his scathing interview.'

That's what I was thinking. I'm pretty sure he'll come good again, but at the moment there's a lot going on in his head and I'm not sure any of it is football related.

Ginge, is that the same missus that done one. If so, I'd say you've had a result mate.

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not literal!
I genuinely think we should stick a B-side out tonight, Gomes, Gunter, Dawson, Rocha, Gilberto, Bostock, Ghaly, Jimmy Tarrabt, Zakora, Peckhart, Cambell and see what happens. Focus on league then UEFA? Discuss...

Screw the second string, I want a win. Back to back wins against the tea leaves.

Although, Bostock, Campbell and O'Hara should all start IMO

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Can't wait for tonight, does any one else expect us to win every game now?

3-0 to Spurs BIOYC!

Reply to WillyLight:

Screw the second string, I want a win. Back to back wins against the tea leaves.

Although, Bostock, Campbell and O'Hara should all start IMO

Nice bird.

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H, I think the above just shows how management is about getting the best out of your team. Arry has just let the boys relax a bit, lightened the mood and let them enjoy playing football again. Its not rocket science although its suprising how many people seem to want to turn it into something far...

What's her name, Mde Roadkill? Eeeeesh...

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Reply to t-h-f-c:

whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

The trades discription people would be on to us for failing to field a footbll team with some of those names...*coughs* Rocha? See what happens? I can tell you what will happen

I dont think 'Arry will make the same mistake he made last time by playing one up top. We got mauled. Hopefully Bent and Campbell = pace on toast! Modric behind pulling strings.

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

The trades discription people would be on to us for failing to field a footbll team with some of those names...*coughs* Rocha? See what happens? I can tell you what will happen

I did think my comments might have been deleted due to too much swearing in the team selection. Rocha and Dawson(shudder), a pairing capable of neutralising any strike force in the league...the McCain Oven Chip league obviously. Well ok a few first teamers, but we have to climb the league and injuries and cards always get picked up in shitty games like this one.
Must get round to getting an avatar, but it all just feels a bit second life ish to me?!

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

The trades discription people would be on to us for failing to field a footbll team with some of those names...*coughs* Rocha? See what happens? I can tell you what will happen

I did think my comments might have been deleted due to too much swearing in the team selection. Rocha and Dawson(shudder), a pairing capable of neutralising any strike force in the league...the McCain Oven Chip league obviously. Well ok a few first teamers, but we have to climb the league and...

choose wisely. took me a couple of hours. my boss had words...

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Reply to t-h-f-c:

whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

The trades discription people would be on to us for failing to field a footbll team with some of those names...*coughs* Rocha? See what happens? I can tell you what will happen

I did think my comments might have been deleted due to too much swearing in the team selection. Rocha and Dawson(shudder), a pairing capable of neutralising any strike force in the league...the McCain Oven Chip league obviously. Well ok a few first teamers, but we have to climb the league and...

choose wisely. took me a couple of hours. my boss had words...

I work for myself, which allows me the option of a severe reprimand.
I'm just impressed with your honesty Willy Light.

these things are important. best to do them properly, or not at all. Perhaps Wendy should have taken that approach to his English lessons...

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

The trades discription people would be on to us for failing to field a footbll team with some of those names...*coughs* Rocha? See what happens? I can tell you what will happen

I did think my comments might have been deleted due to too much swearing in the team selection. Rocha and Dawson(shudder), a pairing capable of neutralising any strike force in the league...the McCain Oven Chip league obviously. Well ok a few first teamers, but we have to climb the league and...

choose wisely. took me a couple of hours. my boss had words...

I work for myself, which allows me the option of a severe reprimand.
I'm just impressed with your honesty Willy Light.

Honesty? here?

you must be new

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

After you join, you logon, your avatar shows in the box and your name is in blue type.
You said you had joined.
Do you have something to hide?.
How posh are you?.
Are you in fact Lord Lucan?.

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

After you join, you logon, your avatar shows in the box and your name is in blue type.
You said you had joined.
Do you have something to hide?.
How posh are you?.
Are you in fact Lord Lucan?.

How can all those years of successful hiding have unravelled so easily...
I will sort it, but have a ton of work I should be doing. Can't resist scratching the Harry Hotspur itch. That sounds like all kinds of wrong??! I distance myself from the previous comments. Muttering something about happily married...

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

After you join, you logon, your avatar shows in the box and your name is in blue type.
You said you had joined.
Do you have something to hide?.
How posh are you?.
Are you in fact Lord Lucan?.

How can all those years of successful hiding have unravelled so easily...
I will sort it, but have a ton of work I should be doing. Can't resist scratching the Harry Hotspur itch. That sounds like all kinds of wrong??! I distance myself from the previous comments. Muttering something...

You must be busy, so many nannies and only so many hours in a day. Might I suggest the lead pipe in the library?.

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'Is Baler the 19 year old that was showing off his new Ferrari, as Gus hinted at in his scathing interview.'

That's what I was thinking. I'm pretty sure he'll come good again, but at the moment there's a lot going on in his head and I'm not sure any of it is football related.
...

When I read that expose, for some reason I thought: I bet that's that Taarabt, that is.

Someones accountant wants to have a word.

Reply to paulhasissues:

Ginge why is your new atvar my mother in law to be?

My Mrs is your mother in law to be!

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Reply to TMWNN:

'Is Baler the 19 year old that was showing off his new Ferrari, as Gus hinted at in his scathing interview.'

That's what I was thinking. I'm pretty sure he'll come good again, but at the moment there's a lot going on in his head and I'm not sure any of it is football related.
...

When I read that expose, for some reason I thought: I bet that's that Taarabt, that is.

Someones accountant wants to have a word.

I forsee a future as a pub landlord, insurance salesman or Sky pundit, for the half-whit concerned. Perhaps merson is available for post-football careers advice.

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Ginge why is your new atvar my mother in law to be?

My Mrs is your mother in law to be!

Ginge,
That must make you Colonel Sanders.

A song in honour of the 'Arry and his magic bottle of sauce.

(to "you are my sunshine")
Under Juandeeee
The boys were hungryyyy
But Harry's come in, to save the daaaaayyyy,
He gave them something,
To dip their chips in,
So please dont take, their ketchup awaaaaay!!

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

After you join, you logon, your avatar shows in the box and your name is in blue type.
You said you had joined.
Do you have something to hide?.
How posh are you?.
Are you in fact Lord Lucan?.

How can all those years of successful hiding have unravelled so easily...
I will sort it, but have a ton of work I should be doing. Can't resist scratching the Harry Hotspur itch. That sounds like all kinds of wrong??! I distance myself from the previous comments. Muttering something...

You must be busy, so many nannies and only so many hours in a day. Might I suggest the lead pipe in the library?.

money wont just count itself you know. Holidays to book, commoners to beat, country estates to let go to ruin while my generation blows the family wealth, deteriorating into alcoholism and destitution...busy busy busy.
Now where was I you made me lose count, 120 million and one, 120 mil...

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Ginge why is your new atvar my mother in law to be?

My Mrs is your mother in law to be!

Ginge,
That must make you Colonel Sanders.

Do you want beans or gravy?

Reply to TMWNN:

'Is Baler the 19 year old that was showing off his new Ferrari, as Gus hinted at in his scathing interview.'

That's what I was thinking. I'm pretty sure he'll come good again, but at the moment there's a lot going on in his head and I'm not sure any of it is football related.
...

No I talked her into staying! Her bread and butter pudding is superb!

Ramos must have been remote, disciplinarian and authoritarian, bordering on totalitarian, whereas 'arry is more paternal.

A paternal leader must still be authoritarian on occasions, and rule with an iron hand over the lid of the ketchup bottle.

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Ginge why is your new atvar my mother in law to be?

My Mrs is your mother in law to be!

When our two house unite, a powerful force we will become, joining the twin terrors of ginge and girth.

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Ginge why is your new atvar my mother in law to be?

My Mrs is your mother in law to be!

When our two house unite, a powerful force we will become, joining the twin terrors of ginge and girth.

Girth I have in abundance, its length that has avoided me!

LINK

So these monikers really all our proper names, then?

I mean, really are all our proper names...

'Gareth Bale has had a bit of an earful.'

Probably picking up what GCHQ normally picks up with those shell-... er... conch-likes.

Reply to WillyLight:

A song in honour of the 'Arry and his magic bottle of sauce.

(to "you are my sunshine")
Under Juandeeee
The boys were hungryyyy
But Harry's come in, to save the daaaaayyyy,
He gave them something,
To dip their chips in,
So please dont take, their...

Reply to 9__37:

I mean, really are all our proper names...

You are not a number, you are a free man!.
Who is number 1?.

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Ginge why is your new atvar my mother in law to be?

My Mrs is your mother in law to be!

When our two house unite, a powerful force we will become, joining the twin terrors of ginge and girth.

Girth I have in abundance, its length that has avoided me!

can't help you there china.

maybe if the girth is rolled out then there could be more than enough to go round.

What is word from Glasgow?

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I mean, really are all our proper names...

You are not a number, you are a free man!.
Who is number 1?.

Heurelho Gomes.

Gomes fails to clear.
LINK

Top of the Baps:

Bit o'Fluff Day Results.

DNF: Like a new kid turning up to PE in black rubber plimsolls, Y-fronts and a mothercare wife-beater, Nunchucks' Nigella Lawson Benny Hillesque caricature showed itself to be a submission woefully unprepared for the standard of entries.

7th Place: Looking less Madonna: The Twilight Tour, and more Maradona: The Twilight Years, Ginge1's late entry of the alleged Mrs Ginge.

6th Place: Bruce Castle struggling with the theme of Bit o'Fluff Day submits for your perusal a pair of Blue Tits, perhaps missing a sitter by not going for Great Tits.

5th Place: A surprise lowly finish for the 2-1 favourite, Double Vision, and his Clarissa entry. With claims of playing for Spurs Ladies, a scandal ensued when it was revealed that there were apparently lies on the beautiful Clarissa's CV. No one that hot plays for Spurs Ladies. (Exhibit A: LINK)
Footnote: an attempt to submit Frodo Baggins was noted but not registered.

4th Place: 9_37 keeping it classy with The Land That Time Forgot (or something like that) mute beauty.

3rd Place: First on the podium, it's Fat Knacker with the bronze and Laetitia Casta with the bronzer.

2nd Place: After nearly being written off in the lower reaches of the charts with a full beamed Monica Belluci, forsaking tongue in cheek sauce for all-out bap revelation, TMWNN surges up the charts as if suddenly managed at the 11th hour by Sir (tbc) Harry Redknapp himself with a new formation in big booty beauty from the archives of Sir Mixalot himself: Karla Spice.

1st Place: Gentlemen, set your faces to stunned. In a seemingly reckless move, reminiscent of the 7 shirt being laid down by Beckham and picked up by Ronaldo, Trembly booted out his usual tattoo receiving avatar, and signed up Adriana Lama, in a Spurs themed entry.

Ladies and germs, I give you The BoFD Champion. Trembly Knees.

NC, And you have emerged as our Mighty Master of Ceremonies. Hats off. Now show us bit more Nun.

This is starting to sound like an episode of "Prarie Home Companion"!

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

He said it was Ketchup!

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This is starting to sound like an episode of "Prarie Home Companion"!

That has a septic smell.

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This is starting to sound like an episode of "Prarie Home Companion"!

That has a septic smell.

does he know labradoodle....i'm stuck out in the sticks...where is the team news...

We won't know until half an hour before but my guess is:

Gomes,
Corluka, Dawson, Woodgate, Gunter,
Ghaly, Taarabt, Huddlestone, Lennon (Bostock)
Campbell (Modric)
Bent (Pavlyuchenko)

Bit o'Fluff Day Results...

Top 5 guaranteed a slot in Europe?

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Top of the Baps:

Bit o'Fluff Day Results.

DNF: Like a new kid turning up to PE in black rubber plimsolls, Y-fronts and a mothercare wife-beater, Nunchucks' Nigella Lawson Benny Hillesque caricature showed itself to be a submission woefully unprepared for the...

I would like to appeal, I feel Nunchucks dislike of me led him to putting my hottie down the list!

As for your DNF there are various pictures here that would have done! (don't open at work!)

LINK

Afternoon fellas!

comment 69 is the most effective way to reproduce in space....

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Top of the Baps:

Bit o'Fluff Day Results.

DNF: Like a new kid turning up to PE in black rubber plimsolls, Y-fronts and a mothercare wife-beater, Nunchucks' Nigella Lawson Benny Hillesque caricature showed itself to be a submission woefully unprepared for the...

I would like to appeal, I feel Nunchucks dislike of me led him to putting my hottie down the list!

As for your DNF there are various pictures here that would have done! (don't open at work!)

LINK

nunwhores......and they say romance is dead

So what we thinking about the game tonight? I back our second stringers to produce the goods! I think their reserve keeper is more error prone than a Ramos era gomes!

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We won't know until half an hour before but my guess is:

Gomes,
Corluka, Dawson, Woodgate, Gunter,
Ghaly, Taarabt, Huddlestone, Lennon (Bostock)
Campbell (Modric)
Bent (Pavlyuchenko)

could do with some leftfooters...maybe he'll give cesar sanchez a go to see what the old boy can do...

Well, this turn around is all cherry - but at the end of the season, we are all going to be wondering what could have been if we had had a better start. I long for the day when we start seasons well again!

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Top of the Baps:

Bit o'Fluff Day Results.

DNF: Like a new kid turning up to PE in black rubber plimsolls, Y-fronts and a mothercare wife-beater, Nunchucks' Nigella Lawson Benny Hillesque caricature showed itself to be a submission woefully unprepared for the...

I would like to appeal, I feel Nunchucks dislike of me led him to putting my hottie down the list!

As for your DNF there are various pictures here that would have done! (don't open at work!)

LINK

My particular favourite; 'The monk become depraved'. Excommunication beckons.
ps. Mrs Ginge may be a michelin star chef, but she's not easy on the eye. Please save us from the optical fate of DV.

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Afternoon fellas!

We were gonna start a whip round for a wreath. DV and Ginge thought you may have pulled. The realists amongst us thought death more likely.

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Top of the Baps:

Bit o'Fluff Day Results.

DNF: Like a new kid turning up to PE in black rubber plimsolls, Y-fronts and a mothercare wife-beater, Nunchucks' Nigella Lawson Benny Hillesque caricature showed itself to be a submission woefully unprepared for the...

I would like to appeal, I feel Nunchucks dislike of me led him to putting my hottie down the list!

As for your DNF there are various pictures here that would have done! (don't open at work!)

LINK

My particular favourite; 'The monk become depraved'. Excommunication beckons.
ps. Mrs Ginge may be a michelin star chef, but she's not easy on the eye. Please save us from the optical fate of DV.

She's easier on the eye than the back, trust me!

Remember the bigger the cushion the better the pushin!

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Top of the Baps:

Bit o'Fluff Day Results.

DNF: Like a new kid turning up to PE in black rubber plimsolls, Y-fronts and a mothercare wife-beater, Nunchucks' Nigella Lawson Benny Hillesque caricature showed itself to be a submission woefully unprepared for the...

I would like to appeal, I feel Nunchucks dislike of me led him to putting my hottie down the list!

As for your DNF there are various pictures here that would have done! (don't open at work!)

LINK

My particular favourite; 'The monk become depraved'. Excommunication beckons.
ps. Mrs Ginge may be a michelin star chef, but she's not easy on the eye. Please save us from the optical fate of DV.

She's easier on the eye than the back, trust me!

Remember the bigger the cushion the better the pushin!

She looks like Matt Lucas in drag. "I'm a lady".

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Reply to Nunchucks:

Top of the Baps:

Bit o'Fluff Day Results.

DNF: Like a new kid turning up to PE in black rubber plimsolls, Y-fronts and a mothercare wife-beater, Nunchucks' Nigella Lawson Benny Hillesque caricature showed itself to be a submission woefully unprepared for the...

I would like to appeal, I feel Nunchucks dislike of me led him to putting my hottie down the list!

As for your DNF there are various pictures here that would have done! (don't open at work!)

LINK

My particular favourite; 'The monk become depraved'. Excommunication beckons.
ps. Mrs Ginge may be a michelin star chef, but she's not easy on the eye. Please save us from the optical fate of DV.

She's easier on the eye than the back, trust me!

Remember the bigger the cushion the better the pushin!

Mega Plumper.
Who pays the parking fines at KFC?

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Afternoon fellas!

We were gonna start a whip round for a wreath. DV and Ginge thought you may have pulled. The realists amongst us thought death more likely.

Well I'm glad I have been missed! lol

I knew her undercrackers reminded me of something
LINK

Ginge - I reckon you're holding out on us. I believe the real Mrs Ginge to be somewhat so much of a stunner that we'd be tracing his IP address to a door number just to get a glimpse of the real deal. It's a well known fact that there's (usually) money in the banking industry, and where there are sugar daddies, there are wannabe yummy mummys! The banking industry Christmas parties are to coin a colloquial term "off the hook".

Looks like a yummy mummy's going down on the Gaffer here: LINK

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Afternoon fellas!

We were gonna start a whip round for a wreath. DV and Ginge thought you may have pulled. The realists amongst us thought death more likely.

Well I'm glad I have been missed! lol

I'd like to see if Harry can get something out of the peripheral players.
Maybe;

Gomes
Gunther-Charlie-Daws-Baler
KPB
Ghaly-Hudd-Taraabt
Boz
Fraizer

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Afternoon fellas!

We were gonna start a whip round for a wreath. DV and Ginge thought you may have pulled. The realists amongst us thought death more likely.

Well I'm glad I have been missed! lol

I'd like to see if Harry can get something out of the peripheral players.
Maybe;

Gomes
Gunther-Charlie-Daws-Baler
KPB
Ghaly-Hudd-Taraabt
Boz
Fraizer

Ah... if only this team was a contender...I'm sure they could still show something good, but its a matter of getting them to play as a decent team that worries me.

KPB as DM? I wouldn't after seeing him last time, but by all accounts he played well enough in the reserves?

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whats your source harry?

if this is legit and its great to hear

It's as good as it gets....

How did you resist saying HP?!
Because you don't have a childish sense of humour like me!
That is all fab news on player managing and nothing less than I expected from Harry. I'd heard the fact that Harry had put Ketchup back on the table and assumed it was a metaphor and not...

ZO-FUKIN-KORA

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Afternoon fellas!

We were gonna start a whip round for a wreath. DV and Ginge thought you may have pulled. The realists amongst us thought death more likely.

Well I'm glad I have been missed! lol

I'd like to see if Harry can get something out of the peripheral players.
Maybe;

Gomes
Gunther-Charlie-Daws-Baler
KPB
Ghaly-Hudd-Taraabt
Boz
Fraizer

Ah... if only this team was a contender...I'm sure they could still show something good, but its a matter of getting them to play as a decent team that worries me.

KPB as DM? I wouldn't after seeing him last time, but by all accounts he played well enough in the reserves?

That was pre 'Heinz Saturday'. Now he's a member of comrade Harry's 'Ketchup Revolution'
Power to the Yiddos
COYS

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Ginge - I reckon you're holding out on us. I believe the real Mrs Ginge to be somewhat so much of a stunner that we'd be tracing his IP address to a door number just to get a glimpse of the real deal. It's a well known fact that there's (usually) money in the banking industry, and where there are...

Ah the memories! Best party we had was in Prague! (if you've not been go!) Brings a tear to my (Japs) eye just thinking about it!

Would like to see the Boss at some stage tonight.. missed him last week against Zagreb..

i hope we don't field too much a of a 'weak' side as i think 'Pool will be there for the taking..

i've developed a taste for this new 'winning' phenomenon that we seem to do lately... is this some new craze i haven't heard about?!

i fully expect us to win tonight.. 2/3-0.. (that is two or three nil and not two thirds to nil..)

RE: Trembly's Lama - she was in Spurs undies. With his name on. What more do you want?

Link clicked: Sorry There Has Been An Error.

I wanted it to be true. Truly, I did. I panned the mugshots until I could take it no more.

Appeal: Denied.

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RE: Trembly's Lama - she was in Spurs undies. With his name on. What more do you want?

Link clicked: Sorry There Has Been An Error.

I wanted it to be true. Truly, I did. I panned the mugshots until I could take it no more.

Appeal: Denied.

That's it, stick to your decison Mr. Clattenburg.

Don't worry, chief. Retribution awaits in some other boob related sequel on the next slow news day.

Or in your case DV...............Brut33

Here's the starting XI for tonight:

Heurelho Gomes
Alan Hutton
Jamie O'Hara
Michael Dawson
Vedran Corluka
Aaron Lennon
Tom Huddlestone
Didier Zokora
Gareth Bale
Fraizer Campbell
Roman Pavlyuchenko

Subs are:

Cesar Sanchez , Darren Bent , David Bentley , Kevin-Prince Boateng , Chris Gunter

Luka Modric , Ricardo Rocha have now appeared on the bench list too.

2-0 the tottenham.

COYS!

Bruce - is Torres in their starting XI? If he and Gerrard are out, I don't see where they are going to find a goal tonight.

Torres is tarting for the dippers, I hope Corluka is his mark, not Dawson ffs.

evening gents... thought id share Megan Fox's ass with 'Spurs' written across it with you... COYS!!!!!

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evening gents... thought id share Megan Fox's ass with 'Spurs' written across it with you... COYS!!!!!

Let's hope they're a pair of lucky licky knickers. Come On The Tottenham!

if they arent... id still sniff them but i wont be chuffed!

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Luka Modric , Ricardo Rocha have now appeared on the bench list too.

Super Luca Nuts Are We?

Anyone found anywhere that's streaming this live on the net?

ggooooooaaaaalllllllllll

Pavers!!

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Anyone found anywhere that's streaming this live on the net?

my p2p.eu

another one

oh my fukin god !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fck me make that three

un fukin believable, the Baler looks full of running & Dawson is still looking good but for me Charlie has been the pick of the bunch for me then the Thudd, now if the Zok could get his goal

3-0 at halftime who would adam and eve it. We look the nuts. Daws and Charlie look like a marriage made in heaven, Azza and Hudd know that Capello's in the crowd.

What a brilliant half of football. Zokora's stepping into passing lanes instead of backing up. Lennon's delivering great crosses. Dawson is shutting down Torres. Total dominance in midfield. I can't believe what I am seeing. Harry is a f'n genius.

Charlie is the new Ledders,

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Anyone found anywhere that's streaming this live on the net?

my p2p.eu

Thanks a lot, what a game btw!

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Anyone found anywhere that's streaming this live on the net?

my p2p.eu

Thanks a lot, what a game btw!

no sweat, fuk wat the fuk was that

OMG the 8pussy

interesting that michael owen was alledgedly seen leaving the training ground in luxborough lane this morning....

10mins extra time, COYS!

WOOOHOOOOOO

we are tottenham super tottenham, now get me a non spainish speaking keeper, make it a brace.

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids

Hope Gomes is alright, like, but at least we might keep a clean sheet now, lol