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Friday, 27 November 09, 03:03 AM · Comments (10)

There will be two blogs today, so we'll have a general spin around el mondial de footy and then home in on our impending away fixture with the Villains. 

A brief look at the highly esteemed organs that are the Daily Fail and The Current Bun actually yield some interesting stuff this morning. The Sun are revealing that we've bought a Hun. Unfortunately they don't mean Elize Du Toit.

It's some Algerian gentleman called Madjid Bougherra. He was previously enjoyed at Charlton Athletic Football Club. So maybe he's simply using the return portion of his Inter City Saver. Who knows?

The Creme de Menthe story of the morning has to be the piece on our much cherished friend, your England Captain and mine, Mr John Terry. I nearly tiring of saying you couldn't make it up in relation to this twit, but I can't.

Riviera Entertainment, the jewel in Enfiled's Corporate Stooge Hire crown is apparently proud to present the services of ... you guessed it. The flyer that inadvertently landed on the Fail's sportsdesk is in it's full colour lustrous glory above. 

My spelling is bad but even I would have broken with tradition and got an adult to proof something like this. 

I presume limitations of space are always a factor when cobbling together a spiel like this so there were inevitable sacrifices. So no mention of John's party piece of pissing into a pint pot, guaranteed punctuality as he'll happily park in a disabled spot or the charity auction of shoplifted goods various courtesy of his awful wife and dreadful mother in law. And I can only presume it is due to some over fussy legal issue or another that there is no mention of John's father Ted and his ability to really get your party started by laying on the sniff.

John Terry.

I salute you. 

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Posted by HarryHotspur | Comments (10)

10 Comments · Add yours

HarryHotspur
1. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 09.54GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Prize winning update: Andyto65 won something

Everyone else: LINK

paulhasissues
2. paulhasissues Wrote: | 10.01GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Who's going to replace John when he retires, surly a more disfunctional family/man can't exist. Thank god he's not captin of the national side.

HarryHotspur
3. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 10.05GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Reply to paulhasissues:

Who's going to replace John when he retires, surly a more disfunctional family/man can't exist. Thank god he's not captin of the national side.

That's unkind. Fred West was almost certainly a worse person. And I'm sure there are others.

Ginge1
4. Ginge1 Wrote: | 10.36GMT | Nov 27, 2009

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! that's class, John Terry you twat! He must be struggling on his £130k per week + bonus' =D

CaptainMabbsey
5. CaptainMabbsey Wrote: | 11.19GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Quite right, you should be ashamed of yourself HH, you have single handedly 'destroy(ed) the reputation of John Terry and Family'. Hang your head sir!

Son to a shop lifting mother, son to a coke dealing father, adulterous father himself, the nations favourite spitter/pint glass pisser, and he shall have his vengeance in this life or the next.

paulhasissues
6. paulhasissues Wrote: | 11.44GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Quite right, you should be ashamed of yourself HH, you have single handedly 'destroy(ed) the reputation of John Terry and Family'. Hang your head sir!

Son to a shop lifting mother, son to a coke dealing father, adulterous father himself, the nations favourite spitter/pint glass...

Everyone's right becuase i'm sure that our jibes ensure that he can't sleep at night

leave his mum to shoplift in peace.

Osvaldo Villa
7. Osvaldo Villa Wrote: | 11.58GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Repy to haleysvomit,
Fuck Off to your own site you cheatski cunt, the truth hurts does'nt it from all of the Spurs fans downunder Fuck off Cobber.

HarryHotspur
8. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 12.15GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Haley's left us. Perhaps to help Roy make up some barm cakes. Perhaps to gar rote herself with her own gidle. Who knows what the kids are doing these days...

TMWNN
9. TMWNN Wrote: | 12.22GMT | Nov 27, 2009

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Haley's left us. Perhaps to help Roy make up some barm cakes. Perhaps to gar rote herself with her own gidle. Who knows what the kids are doing these days...

I find these wayward fans (mentally and physically) are no more irritating than little pestering wasps. Ignore them and they'll buzz off.

toddspur
10. toddspur Wrote: | 13.55GMT | Nov 27, 2009

happy happy happy

just realised we are live on ESPN. Cue the 0-0 bore draw :?

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