Tuesday, 11 November 08, 02:33 PM · Comments (38)
Word just in from the training ground that Jemaine Jenas is very unlikely to feature in tomorrow's Carling Cup game against Bindipper FC.
The problem is toe shaped and one that has required holes drilled into the nail in order to release the pressure build up. Dependent upon how he responds to treatment it is felt he could even miss the Fulham game too.
Elsewhere, the most heavily substituted knacker in the history of substituted knackers looks certain to be benched by Benitez.
"People talk about big names playing but it is more important to talk about good players and we will have good players playing in the Carling Cup." said the most successful Mariachi player to have ever managed a Premiership side.
Yes Piltdown man, he means to rest you and unleash the proven and consequently feared Torres on us.
SIGN THIS!
Hot off the press, alsdo heard that Gerrard and keano are not playing for the scousers!
Torres will feature though!
BOYS
We win this we're through to the 1/4 final (or two games from Wembley!)Lets see another good performance, hopefully no Gerrard is a positive for us (not arsed about PSB, not that good for em anyway) Also fingers crossed no Mascherano and no Carragher help give us a gentle ride into the last eight. Bostock to get a run would be a good shout along with one or two others, but not at the expense of the players that have been performing (Thud, Modders - neither has played 90 mins every week so shouldn't need a rest). I want to see our unbeaten run keep going, get the confidence up to top level etc.
Reply to Ginge1:
We win this we're through to the 1/4 final (or two games from Wembley!)Lets see another good performance, hopefully no Gerrard is a positive for us (not arsed about PSB, not that good for em anyway) Also fingers crossed no Mascherano and no Carragher help give us a gentle ride into the last eight....
i agree with you ginge let's hope we keep the run going and it would be good to go as far as we can in the CC.....that winning feeling was good last season....bostock will be on the bench i think
I would like to thank Harry for the toe curling description of JJ`s injury
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
I would like to thank Harry for the toe curling description of JJ`s injury
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AMEN...
And to you for the Clam Sandwich Mr. The Greek!
Reply to Jimbob:
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:I would like to thank Harry for the toe curling description of JJ`s injury
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AMEN...
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And to you for the Clam Sandwich Mr. The Greek!
I am so pleased you are enjoying this very fine example
Sir Harold.
I feel I must protest in the strongest possible terms against the use of a photograph of my niece Claudia Winklestrangler as the Atavar of Mr. TMWNN.
As you well know Claudia has only recently left the Convent Of The Sacred Seven Sisters and is finding it hard enough to adjust to normal sex without having to deal with unwanted publicity such as this.
I trust you will deal with this without further delay.
Your etc
Blah blah Blither Blather
The Baron onedavemackay of Lower Edmonton Green
Reply to Ginge1:
We win this we're through to the 1/4 final (or two games from Wembley!)Lets see another good performance, hopefully no Gerrard is a positive for us (not arsed about PSB, not that good for em anyway) Also fingers crossed no Mascherano and no Carragher help give us a gentle ride into the last eight....
I notice the Scouse Spanish Waiter has not suggested that Torres is also having an evening off.
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Reply to Jimbob:Reply to Nick_The_Greek:I would like to thank Harry for the toe curling description of JJ`s injury
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And to you for the Clam Sandwich Mr. The Greek!I am so pleased you are enjoying this very fine example
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No thanks, I roll my own.
Reply to onedavemackay:
Sir Harold.
I feel I must protest in the strongest possible terms against the use of a photograph of my niece Claudia Winklestrangler as the Atavar of Mr. TMWNN.
As you well know Claudia has only recently left the Convent Of The Sacred Seven Sisters and is...
Are you at all related to Lord ODM ?, whose niece, Fifi Clitzobelle, is well known in these parts.
i know ladder will be rested. but who'll fill in 4 him? charlie? daws?
also harry will want to rest bent n make way for pavy.
lennon, woody, hutton, thudd, modric & baler surely will start.
i remember 2-3 seasons ago, us against the 2nd rate scouser at WHL. we lost thx to kanoute's handball. it haunts me still.
Modric is gona be a star!! Super Luka Nuts Are WE, Were All Luka Loo-Py!!!!!!!!!
Modric is a star. He is shaping up to be the next hoddle.
I would expect a few of our first eleven to be rested - the League Cup is a pretty pointless competition now that you can't get a EUFA place out of it. No point risking an injury. We are still facing a long slog to stay up in the league
Reply to HoxtonBoy:
I would expect a few of our first eleven to be rested - the League Cup is a pretty pointless competition now that you can't get a EUFA place out of it. No point risking an injury. We are still facing a long slog to stay up in the league
no UEFA place for carling cup winners? when did this happen?
Reply to ger:
Modric is gona be a star!! Super Luka Nuts Are WE, Were All Luka Loo-Py!!!!!!!!!
Get in ger, sir. That's one for the Park Lane.
Reply to billybigspud:
Reply to onedavemackay:Sir Harold.
I feel I must protest in the strongest possible terms against the use of a photograph of my niece Claudia Winklestrangler as the Atavar of Mr. TMWNN.
As you well know Claudia has only recently left the Convent Of The Sacred Seven Sisters and is...Are you at all related to Lord ODM ?, whose niece, Fifi Clitzobelle, is well known in these parts.
Sir,
I believe you may be confusing his Lordship with my client, His Lordship, Orchestral Manhooversinda-Darke.
My Lord wishes me to advise that his daughters Enola and Joan are not and never have been attendees of COTSSS. In fact they have undertaken missionary work in the Arndale Shopping Centre, Wandsworth.
(Back of the noodle trolley ask for a BangBang House Special)
Yours in Addendum,
H Steptoe & Sons.
Nick, Camelia Toe? Where can we get more of this lovely?
TMWNN, not fair. Gratuitous booty. I am awaiting her call...
ger. Luka-loopy indeed. The next Hoddle? As long as he doesn't have that air of being too good for the team (c.f. Teddy interview).
A second string midfield with Torres up top is still dangerous. They're also mentioning giving N'gog a run out - he looked quite a hot prospect in their pre-season games. Have they got more strength in depth than we have? I'd have to begrudgingly say yes. We have our shining lights of course, our new diamond lights, but we've still got a fair way to go before we have two teams capable to challenging. It's going to take time, money and a lucky 4th placed finish to pull some of the talent that would otherwise not look at us realistically.
Is the Arndale Centre still open?
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to billybigspud:Reply to onedavemackay:Sir Harold.
I feel I must protest in the strongest possible terms against the use of a photograph of my niece Claudia Winklestrangler as the Atavar of Mr. TMWNN.
As you well know Claudia has only recently left the Convent Of The Sacred Seven Sisters and is...Are you at all related to Lord ODM ?, whose niece, Fifi Clitzobelle, is well known in these parts.
Sir,
I believe you may be confusing his Lordship with my client, His Lordship, Orchestral Manhooversinda-Darke.
My Lord wishes me to advise that his daughters Enola and Joan are not and never have been attendees of COTSSS. In fact they have undertaken missionary work in...
'His Lordship, Orchestral Manhooversinda-Darke'
Now then Harry, you're on thin ice there, you know how touchy some of your readers are...
Reply to ChaosTheory:
Reply to HarryHotspur:Reply to billybigspud:Reply to onedavemackay:Sir Harold.
I feel I must protest in the strongest possible terms against the use of a photograph of my niece Claudia Winklestrangler as the Atavar of Mr. TMWNN.
As you well know Claudia has only recently left the Convent Of The Sacred Seven Sisters and is...Are you at all related to Lord ODM ?, whose niece, Fifi Clitzobelle, is well known in these parts.
Sir,
I believe you may be confusing his Lordship with my client, His Lordship, Orchestral Manhooversinda-Darke.
My Lord wishes me to advise that his daughters Enola and Joan are not and never have been attendees of COTSSS. In fact they have undertaken missionary work in...'His Lordship, Orchestral Manhooversinda-Darke'
Now then Harry, you're on thin ice there, you know how touchy some of your readers are...
It's alright, the 'i' is both silent and invisible.
Reply to Trembly:
Nick, Camelia Toe? Where can we get more of this lovely?
TMWNN, not fair. Gratuitous booty. I am awaiting her call...
ger. Luka-loopy indeed. The next Hoddle? As long as he doesn't have that air of being too good for the team (c.f. Teddy interview).
A second...
Agree with you Trembly re the 2's of the YSB's, however Liverpool without (as Mclaren would put it) "Shhtevie G" are only half the team. Hopefully Carragher won't play and I hear Reina won't play (did anyone else notice how dodgy this golden gloves winner was in the 2nd half against us? absolute pish and yet all you get is 'dodgy Gomes' comments!)
Anyhow another Spurs win would go down a treat! COYS
ps DV - I'm with you from the other day, I think Jaime's pulled!
Reply to billybigspud:
Reply to onedavemackay:Sir Harold.
I feel I must protest in the strongest possible terms against the use of a photograph of my niece Claudia Winklestrangler as the Atavar of Mr. TMWNN.
As you well know Claudia has only recently left the Convent Of The Sacred Seven Sisters and is...Are you at all related to Lord ODM ?, whose niece, Fifi Clitzobelle, is well known in these parts.
Fifi Clitzobelle is my grandaughter and has well known many parts.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to ger:Modric is gona be a star!! Super Luka Nuts Are WE, Were All Luka Loo-Py!!!!!!!!!
Get in ger, sir. That's one for the Park Lane.
HH
Who was it who said that Modric was;
too small
overpriced
no fuckin good
??????????????
i recall he got BC's wrath as well as mine.......where is the little shit??!!
To the person who said they hope carragher doesn't play as well, Are you mad???
who is going to score our goals for us!?!
cmon jamie make it 4 for tottenham! Yidooooo
COYS
Reply to TMWNN:
YT_The_YID, for your information: Pointy Shouty Bloke (PSB) = Robbie Keane
dont worry he has been shopping in asda....mmm
Just heard we are resting the king and playing the prince .harrys left the queen at pompy liverskint are putting the bull fighter on the bench gerrard and keane are wacthing the players houses in case everton fans robb them .spurs 5 - the skints 2
Nah, Pav to bag a hatful with Carragher to make it six with two 25-yard own goals.
Torres to limp of with a broken neck, and Samways will finally get his chance in place of the impressive Steve Sedgley.
Personally I believe the league is more important thn anything else at the moment and given only 7 points seperate 7th to 20th we still have a good chance of getting up there. I would therefore give the fringe players a chance to prove their worth tonight, and on that basis we can rest the 1st teamers and I would go with the following
Sanchez
Stalteri Dervite Rocha Gilberto
O'hara
Ghaly Bostock
Taarabt Boateng
Campbell
Rafa doesn't want to play Keano really because he knows Keano turning up at WHL could have a psychological effect on him (like last time)and this is not what Liverfool want right now that he's started scoring for 'em!
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Perhaps Jenas' misfortune will be Bostock's good fortune.
I agree bring on the bostock, unleash the beast