Keane Is A Gonna
Tuesday, 23 June 09, 01:45 PM · Comments (260)
Evenin' all. A mixed blessing is what I have.
In conjunction with with a fair few others, a very decent chap, with a pretty splendid track record has stepped up to me and said that Pointy Shouty is doing the off. Word is that both parties within The Lane have pretty much vexated each other, not to mention the allure of the Irish Connection at Soondoorland.
If true, I'm hurt to be honest. This is second time around that the stupid little knacker has fled from our embrace. I never adored Keane. that much is true, but after this...
If anyone needs me, my agent & I can be may found whistfully bouncing pennies off a waitress's bottom in Lexington Street. Every cloud and all that...
BIOYC!
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"I'm a miserable sod." Sir Alan Sugar
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"Man in the raincoat's blue & white army." Spurs fans unable to use George Graham's name, 1999.
"We like a tackle at Tottenham. we're not pansies, you know. " David Pleat
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260 Comments · Add yours
Thank you Mr Hotspur, I am delighted to see the back of the pikey
Does this mean Harry has someone lined up? Is Crouch coming back. Is there an agreement that we get Jones (not sure if he is the right guy though). Keane was really signed because Defoe got injured and he was the insurance. Not sure if Harry would have signed him otherwise. Maybe Bellamy will join Spurs since not sure where he will play at Man City? Yuck
What your same reliable source that said Bentley was having a medical...? lol... Think his name was big yid... Told you his wife worked at the hospital and you called it as a big exclusive...
bitter and sweet, but more sweet, after he left us he lost my respect, hes lucky we bailed him out. good luck to him i guess
thank f@ck if this iz true H, bring on the Madrid rejects! lol
Awww...not again. i've reared my son to be a staunch yid. the lad was 5 last summer and didn't really understand why his hero had naffed off to doleyville. now, i have to explain it all to him again? to sunlun? nuts!!
Keane has a black soul, seeing him play for us towards the back end of the season was like seeing Ruel Fox back in lillywhite. Ace of Spades, the pair of 'em.
let him go, but for cripes sake, give pav and defoe a chance...i surely can't be the only one who thought JD and the drunken russian were kinda falling for each other before Defoe knacked his leg in.
Wouldnt be overly disappointed at all.
Has been pretty useless since his return, is a big selection problem if remains as captain, and I dare say that the sly fox of Mr. Levy will manage to steal a princely sum, which can be better spent on someone who isnt an Irish Scous traitor, who's long past his best
Will we be resigning Bentley, Huddlestone, Jenas, Zokora and Bent in January?
I liked Keane, but could never see the point in re-signing him once we bought back Defoe, who I recon will score a hatful this season. Any thoughts on Martins as an option? Be fairly cheap I'd have thought....
I don't understand? Keane comes back as Arry wants him, gives him the captains armband too and now he's off?
If true and I'm not doubting you HH but it doesn't make any...
i will estatic if hes off i was delighted to see the back of him once and livid to see him return and he pretty much summed up why with his lacklustre displays GOOD RIDDANCE don not return again
..sense...
IF this does happen...then, y'know, fucking nice one 'Arry Redknapp. i mean, it could be seen as an unpopular decision, and isnt that what we want? a crook of a manager who has the balls to sell his captain despite the potential wrath and upset of some fans as long as it's for the good of the team. which it is. we have Modric. And Defoe. And Pavlyuchenko. And isn't it rumoured, soap opera style, that there is some unrest in the squad caused by PSB?
Best news I heard in a while, him & JD can't play together so one had to go - the right one IMO.
Nearly fell of my perch laughing earlier when didier zokora's agent was bigging him up for a move to sunderland @ 10 million. If levy pulls that one off Steve Bruce is due a visit to a nut house. She says he has improved since he signed for us. I must have missed that.
The pigeons in brum will be relieved.
Would have liked him to stay and prove the doubters wrong, but I guess he doesn't have the fortitude for that.
I certainly won't be gutted if this is true. This is nothing like the sucker punch of him buggering off to Pool. It was uncomfortable for everyone bringing him back at all. In the back of my head I was waiting for him to be gone again. Probably best for all concerned.
Now, let's get the Hunter!
Sorry, who are we selling?
Keane?!
He hasn't come back from Liverpool yet.
Reply to Craig-Wijckaans:
Dont be a bit surprised
We're becoming the Hokey-Cokey Club...in, out, in, out...
BUT...'arry showed intent by signing Sgt. Wilson, and if he builds our front line around Super-Luka, Nuts Are We and JD, we're gonna be aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllright
THATS RUBBISH HARRY! FROM THE HORSES MOUTH, KEANE IS STAYING! HE IS A GREAT PLAYER, AND WILL COME BACK WAY STRONGER IN THE COMING SEASON! HE MADE A MISTAKE GOING TO THE SLUMS AND HE IS FIRST TO ADMIT IT!
Nah Harry, much I respect your sources this own't happen ... mores the pity
I agree with the Diamond fellah that Defoe and Pav are a great partnership in the making - even though neither speaks English.
Mind you they don't need to talk, they could flash their bling at each other, reflect it of thuds manboobs and know what runs they are going to make.
If true about PSB, a surprise, and not that disappointing
fuck that yea true keane was shit but fuckin hell for six years he been a pro for us an yea was a wanker for goin but anyone would go to play for one of the best teams i would love him to stay. i been spurs fan 28 years i love the club so give keane a chances an who is sayin lets get bellamy your off your head he is fuckin shit i would not pay 1p for that load of shit hes had more clubs then wenger has had cocks up his ass
Reply to Sid Trotter:
"I agree with the Diamond fellah that Defoe and Pav are a great partnership in the making - even though neither speaks English".
Did make me chuckle...
Pavlyuchenko is as blue collar as a 6 pack of bruce springsteen. He drives a truck and gets pissed at every oppotunity...and they say football is in danger of losing touch with the common man...nyet! pah! not in russia it aint...keep the pav
Reply to jamiespurs1:
You really are some sort of ****.
Or did Bentley not sign?
**** me. welcome to W*nker's Corner.
Ish, mate. everything's ish less it's announced, but it's more likely than not.
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Reply to paulie ire:
Thanks for shouting. You have changed my mind through the medium of volume.
u lot got to be jokin, keane hasn't scored many goals but he leads the team and thats why the club had such a great turnaround. he saved us against sunderland and he will get better, lets not forget he left his boyhood club so his integrity was a bit shattered aswell as his confidence. there is no need to give him a chance, hes done a hell of a lot for tottenham and selling him would be riddiculous.fair enough there are better strikers but hes still good and with him u are not just buying his incredible talent but also his leadership.
Reply to nat:
Not joking, merely passing on in good faith old stick.
This will be the best move of the season no matter who we sign. PSB clogs the middle way too much and holds players like Jenas and Modric back. Our best asset as far as attack goes is to be agressive and go forward.
JD and Pav deserve a bit of time together. Bent is very capable as a third and maybe promote Taraabt as a wild card off the bench. This will free up any money we need to address the left side problem. Cole, Young or another hidden Arry gem.
Reply to nat:
He is shite, and a turn coat to boot
Reply to HarryHotspur:
You absolute mug... You announced Bentley way too early... !!! Riled you haven't I...!!! You knew you fcked that one... He had his medical at the Princess Grace three weeks after your big yid exclusive...
I do like your blog, don't get me wrong... Your ITK however is always always way off the mark... Nuff love boychick.
Reply to jamiespurs1:
Whatever PSB had was certainly on the wane before he dropped us in it and jumped in out of his depth at Anfield and when he came back he was even worse.
It was desperation stakes when Defoe got injured otherwise we would never have seen him back. It was probably right to resign him, given our perilous position, just like it is right to send him on his way now. I won't miss him.
Reply to jamiespurs1:
I am staggered. I and I quote, called it too early'. Well if you recall I apologised to ponces like you for the info being too good.
And you moaned about that too.
What I told you happened and yet you still run at me like like you have a point. Am I riled? No, love. Bewildered is better.
Tell me little doggy, when you bark and chase the cars, what is your plan should one ever slow down?
Best bloody news we could have had, we should bite Sunderland's hand off when they come offering the money - GBP15m, you say? It's as if Roy Keane never left, with the stupid money they are rumoured to be offering. 6m for Zokora, 10m for Bent and they can also have Jenas for 8m and Bentley for 10m, that would be their summer kitty and could get us started. KEEP HUDDLESTONE THOUGH and play him at center back when King is out, sell Dawson if we need the cash. Buy Huntelaar and play him with Pavlyuchenko with JD as back-up, keep Taarabt, buy Diego Capel or Arjen Robben, buy Gabriel Heinze, get rid of Assou-Ekotto, play Palacios and Modric in the center, buy Van der Vaart as well (sometimes play 5 in midfield or rotate 3 among Modric, Robben, Van der Vaart and Lennon in midfield) we'll have a bloody nice team next year.
They haven't changed the bins in Tottenham have they? Is that why he is going?
WE LOVE YOU HARRRRRRRRRRRY
and if its quite alright
keep up the fine work Hotspur
and whether its true or not (and im split down the middle on this one, I think) at least you give us something to discuss.
We'll probably spend the money we get from him on a new right back
Aside from peoples appreciation of Keane at the moment, the situation (if it unfolds) is quite bizarre. Why would Harry do this? , why would Keane do this? was it the deal all along?
Reply to TMGSpurs:
Bloody hell thats a plan!!
, you havent been playing football manager online to much have you? 
Keane Is A Gonner
HH you never use spellcheck do you, let me help:
Keane is a Gooner
Really?
Shame.
I always liked Keane more than Defoe.
Worked harder, shoulders didn't drop when he missed chances. Scored all types of goals. Popular with the fans and players. Good player.
You lot seem to have such short memories. This guy was a legend this time last year. Perhaps our best player too. One iffy season and you all write him off.
Shame on you all.
P.S. Form is temporary but classy, thats forever... or words to that effect.
New Instructions: Change the P to C and replace SB with UNT.
He has not been an asset since he came back from his search for his boyhood dream and got robbed out of house and home. If this is true, he can f*ck off for good. I don't care what Quinn pays, Levy should take it.
The bloody cheek.
Got one...! You do make me laugh... You called the wrong hospital, way way too early and fed off the tabloids... You clutched at straws and pulled out a scarecrow my friend... You were so wrong, on so many levels, it just wasn't funny... You are wrong again.. Does my message sound better when I sign off with a harry hotspurism...? Why don't you sit on your piss coloured DFS sofa and lick the windows as the suburbanites go by...
Reply to Snap:
who cares? Spelling, Schmelling.
Reply to jamiespurs1:
Please fuck off now.
I knew Tony Adams was looking for something to do in his spare time, but this is one step too far.
We know its you Tony.
We know its you.
Schmelling to the Max!
Reply to steve1987:
This was a panic buy from Harry when (a) we were in deep trouble in the relegation zone; (b) other players had turned us down; and (c) Defoe was injured. Despite Harry saying that Keane and Defoe can play with each other, that was just public bravado, Keane was always purchased out of desperation because he was worth the outlay simply to save us from relegation. At the end of the day, I'm not sure we needed him but you can't fault Harry's logic at the time. It'd be SUPERB if we could now get rid of him and recoup our money, JD is a better player and is younger, we can then invest the money in a better player and maybe finally replace bloody Berbatov. Huntelaar is a different type of player but he's world-class and we may just get him if Levy gets his finger out and relaxes the wage structure a little bit.
Our big target could be Van der Vaart - he's worth much more than the 8m or so that Real Madrid paid for him - they only got this price because he had a clause in his contract that said he could leave for something ridiculous (2m, I think) a year later. Now that they want to flog him, they mostly want to recoup their money and do not seem to insist on his market value - this is an opportunity to get one of the best creative midfielders in Europe (and, yes, I rate him higher than even Modric) at a very decent price. Hope we move quick and pay well
Reply to Snap:
What magnificent word play, tell me true, Stephen Fry, is that you?
firstly - is it 100% confirmed that levy went to madrid??? no media bullshit with old photos??
i have to say if, other clubs were after some of the madrid lot we would have heard a lot more.
you don't just turn up at the door - surely something was agreed before levy turned up.
i think next week is the BIG week for spurs with more than satisfactory signings......
fingers crossed.
a bit worried about the new chief scout news (not saying he's rubbish or anything like that but what about the previous set up? maybe he will give us more leads. then you put the fact we're not having a reserve team next year???
sorry, rubbish post.... keane would only go if his position is under threat
i just dont believe this at all - and wont until i see him with a sunderland scarf above held above his head (thats not an invitation for any photoshop entries). In 6 months he wont be brought back as captain, the forced out the door. FFS Redknapp is afraid to drop him never mind strip him of captaincy or sell him. I just cant believe this at the minute............
I also cant believe we havent signed anyone yet........ or that I have a bottle of wine in me already at this time on s Tuesday evening
Reply to BruceCastle:
sorry I thought you were just being one of those annoying grammar nazis that comes on here and berates people for incorrect syntax. I see your point now and whole heatedly agree.
Please accept my most humbles.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
No, HH meant gowner as in gowns ... you know wimmin's clothes, like!
Reply to RJ1882:
That's two of us. Mine is SA Shiraz.
Or was it gurner - like, pulls funny faces when doing his PSB bit.
Reply to steve1987:
Reply to RJ1882:
I knew a bird who could do that - oops! sorry wrong forum.
Reply to steve1987:
LINK
Reply to steve1987:
With the wine bottle that is...........My kid's think my jokes are cr*p as well.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
SA Shiraz ? How second division after all I've taught you
Reply to steve1987:
I must point out I don't make rude or suggestive type jokes when my children are present.
I've finsihed an Italian Merlot - and it was white. Never before have I had the pleasure of drinking a white Merlot, but it was pretty good.
Second bottle open, though this one is to be shared with 'her' who is now home from work. An Australian Chardonnay. Up until 3 weeks ago I was a sworn red wine drinker only, but you know something, this white stuff is alright too. Refreshing on a sunny afternoon like today.
So HH, in your personal opinion do you believe PSB is off?
Harry - When you say 'both parties within The Lane' you mean Keane and the club, oe Keane and Redknapp? Do you have any inkling what the source of the tension is?
In terms of our public image, our transfer policy - such as it is/was - would look pretty clownish. I sense of general loss of interest in us from the media, though, as there are plenty of other expensive comings and goings elsewhere to focus on. If Keane really should move on, maybe we can display the shirt he'll leave behind without too many creases.
Reply to onedavemackay:
Are referring to that mouthwash port consumed prior to us bouncing off Regent St shop doorways?
Reply to onedavemackay:
Oh dear, that exactly what I'm drinking now! hence the cr*p jokes I suppose.
You all talk such bollox. You call yourselfs Spurs fans. Harry brought RK back and made him captain. He is not ever going to do a u turn on this man. How can you possibly believe such bollox.
OK H I'll stop drinking on Tuesdays. Anyway you started it. Nerrr, as Stephen says
Reply to onedavemackay:
Second Division - how 1970's, the Big Match , Brian Moore, Wet Spam on every week, LWT , Dickie Davis, Police 5 - keep 'em peeled.
Reply to RJ1882:
Good question mate. Unsure. There are definitely issues. Huge issues. I wanted him to stay and fight as I said recently. My gut feeling is that Arry hates the fact he's stalled upon his return, but would now actually relish the money if he were to go.
Own up who's drinking Thunderbird.
absolutely guarantee this is a load of old tosh. harry wouldnt make him captain, never sub him and then sell him after 6 months.
Listen you you lot, taking it as read, pathetic, bet you still cheer when he scores next, no wonder other clubs hate us.. now who reckons we'll be top 4 next year ??? idiots.
Reply to steve1987:
You're a sick man
Reply to Snap:
THERE YOU BLOODY WELL GO AGAIN MR HOTSPUR
This time you've gone too far. You ran the Keane story on 19th June just to stop another website (The Proud Cockerel) putting the story out first and now you have THE AUDACITY YES THE AUDACITY to put it out now so as to pretend you have copied it from The Proud Cockerel when in fact you have nicked it from your own blog.
How low can you get ?
Reply to HarryHotspur:
I always had you down as a little bit mischievous and a bit enigmatic as a self-styled "in-the-know" Harry, and verbose to the point of near-incomprehensibility, but nonetheless your blog is decent enough and you seemed to be generally close to spot-on with a lot of your predictions...
...but this one is bollocks. Who is your ITK this time? Why are you bigging yourself so much over last year's Bentley transfer, so proudly proclaiming yourself as Billy Big Balls because you "broke" a story the tabloids, interweb blogs, word of mouth and every man and his dog already knew?
He won't sell Keane because he rates him so highly he bought him for £15m and stripped King Ledley's captaincy. He doesn't sub him or drop him and other than the odd foray to left wing in a midfield 5 in tight games, he lets him do as he pleases.
I think you're letting the relative success of your self-proclaimed "in the know" blog (inexplicably linked on NewsNow) get a little bit up your own 'arris, 'Arry.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
If you want to drink Shiraz it has to be Australian.
And you can barely call that Conduit Street rubbish Port. Mouthwash is indeed nearer the mark.
Mind you the Lithuanian waitress softened the blow
Reply to nickthfc:
Do you promise top come on here and admit H was right if PSB goes ?
Reply to Arthur Spiggott:
Would you be genuinely offended if I told you to **** off and get back into bed with your sister?
The Proud Cockerel.
What is it a pub?
My dear boy, never been on that site, happy to supply my IP to confirm the fact.
Now put your large print Alphabetti Spagetti back in the bowl, sweetheart and get a grip.
Isn't the transfer window a joy. A conveyor belt of whining, hard done by f*ck wits.
My local has introduced Pilsner Urquell, poses as a session or 'Tuesday' lager and whacks you in the frontal lobe when you get home (no not wife/saucepan style). Highly recommended.
Sorry to tell you this H.H keane is staying at the lane and we will be playing 4.3.3 .And we are keeping all our players except zokora boteng chimbonda .These players will be staying bent pav keane defoe dosantos bentley hudds ohara bale .out on loan gunter rose townsend obika henville mason .Sold taarabt dervite Perhart.upgraded bostock parett
Reply to jfdit:
The pigeons in Brum have just flown 180 miles as the crow flies to take refuge in Sunderland. This news will hardly leave them cooing.
I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS BOLLIX
NO-ONE, AND I EMPHASISE, NO-ONE - DRINKS SHIRAZ
YOU ARE ALL SO 90S
FFS
AN IRATE TROTTER
Reply to nickthfc:
One thousand thanks and I look forward to you next glorious insight come the next transfer window.
Reply to Sid Trotter:
First post of the night to make me blush.
i hope he stays.. If anyone's going i hope pav and bent are. They have had a chance ... and a 'glimpse' of class isn't good enough for me.
I trust Harry has something up his sleeves
Smelly Lynx:
LINK
Reply to 9__37:
Any news on which club Sheik Yertailfeather is going to buy yet?
Reply to Sid Trotter:
I suppose you drink Sainsbury's Pinot Noir ?
Deep Breaths People.
I think you'll find that Harry the H is passing along info he hears in good faith, without any frickin guarantees.
Isn't that why we come on here? To swap info and ideas about Spurs? Harry seems to be in a position where people tell him things. If Harry passes something on that doesn't come about, I don't get mad.
You know why?
BECAUSE I WASN'T PROMISED ANYTHING!
(ffs)
Reply to onedavemackay:
Sorry, I'm a "bottom shelf at Tesco's" type bloke.
I suppose if any of us still 'want our Spurs back' we'd better move to Sunderland and start supporting them.
Then again, no need to move there, really. Living in Buckinghamshire never stopped anyone from supporting Manure.
STEVE, ODM AND HARRY
THE DRINK DU JOUR IS:
Sour Grapes (has a hint of PSB)
Reply to Sid Trotter:
So we'll need four straws, then
Reply to HarryHotspur:
You didn't have to go on the site as you set them up by running the story BEFORE them enticing them to copy your story : LINK
And don't bring my family in to this they've had enough grief what with my mother's Impetigo and the Iran elections.
Reply to jfdit:
Not a dickie bird. If - although I reckon it's a big if - it turns out to be us, maybe that will explain our inactivity in the window so far.
So, when it's announced, we can go crazy and spend £45 million on Paul Scharner and £20 million on Sebastien Bassong.
Reply to 9__37:
Except Benjamin Disraeli
Reply to 9__37:
15mil , tops!
Reply to 9__37:
Thing is, it's not just us there doesn't seem to be much transfer action all round.
Apart from Citeh
Reply to SeattleSpursGuy:
well said, the blokes passing on information hes heard as every fan does when they hear the transfer rumours, make a pretty shit blog if he only come out telling us storys of deals that have already been completed. the speculation makes transfer windows what they are...cu*ntish by all means but interesting
and youve hardly been told to put your fu*cking house on it
Reply to billy:
I do accept uncrossed postal orders, however...
Reply to onedavemackay:
But we can blow Everton and Villa's bids out of the water with our new wealth. Scharner is effectively ours. The revolution begins.
More shit ITK lifted off another shit site.
I look forward to Keane leaving almost as much as I look forward to you posting something original.
clown shoe.
Reply to hundredstone:
We're all looking forward to you posting something original but in the mean time tell us all which site posted the Keane off thingy before Harry on June 19th ?
Reply to hundredstone:
Where can I visit your blog with all the original material? link please.
Reply to onedavemackay:
ODM, you sit on the board and imbibe port with Dan the Man. What are his plans?
Reply to onedavemackay:
Two of the most notable efforts.
Who: Alex
Date: 13 June
Time: 14:54
Site: FTL
Quote:
THE MARKETTING PICS INVOLVING ROBBIE KEANE HAVE BEEN PULLED DUE TO HIM POSSIBLEY GOING, UNHAPPY WITH HIS ATTITUDE, PLAYERS GOT HUMP WITH HIM AND ALSO HES BEEN RUBBISH SINCE REJOINING
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Who Alex Date 08 June 2009
Time 15:30
Site FTL
Keane may be off
Quote:
coz hes shit miserable
harry wants defoe and a big man up top
i hate him
woodgate and jenas have the hump hes come straight back as captain
hes not been the same since hes been back
thank f**k sunderland are rich and irish
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Along with a load more that has come out today and sparked this story.
Harry is ITD (in the dark)
did not even bother reading comments why the hell would redknapp sign him then give him the armband which might i say he took off King jenas and woodgate and also said he was the most importent player in our end of season form his leadership his needed in the dressing room along with his personality redknapps words think mr hotspurs is just seeing rumours from about 4 weeks ago and hoping he looks good if it comes true i have never known the guy to get anything right to be honest
Reply to Hundredstone:
And you, oh keeper of secrets, are UMB.
Up My Bottom.
All this talk of HH nicking ITK stuff from other sites is a bit boring. I do, however, admit that it's environmentally friendly, because it's an exercise in recycling accusations made over and over again.
If HH does nick stuff, then it wouldn't make him a bad person. It would make him a kind of latter-day Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.
Of mild concern is that Robin Hood dressed in tights and a green feathered cap.
Reply to DAZ:
If you don't like it ........you FRO! easy.
Reply to Hundredstone:
What site is FTL ?
Reply to 9__37:
Never know spurs so quiet both rumour & (non) action wise.
- could have done a job for us on our left side.
Mind you the merry go round of players in recent seasons was getting ridiculous - more pragmatic approach with less comings & goings will help us build a more settled team.
1st dutchie out of madrid - drenthe going to florence
Reply to HarryHotspur:
or cheques payable to C. ASH
Reply to Hundredstone:
Full marks for responding but I do find all this sniping at Harry over rumours a little tedious. The media nick stuff from each other all the time and most of us don't have time to go on loads of other sites searching for rumours so he's doing us a favour.
The other point is that just because he reports a story after someone else does not mean he's lifted it.
Harry is very generous in publicising other sites and we are all Spurs supporters aren't we ?
Defoe is shit we should be selling him not PSB
Anything 'new world' is shit in my opinion.
Rioja siempre!
As for Keane, who cares?
Reply to onedavemackay:
Sobriety can be dull. My alcohol deficiency is eroding the romantic in me. When are we going to get a few signings?
What confuses me is the reputation 'arry has for 'wheeling and dealing'. At what point does he start to wheel and deal when, presumably Levy and his associates perform negotiations? Does His Nibs just identify the players he wants and submit them to Levy in a prioritised list? Not much room for wheeling and dealing if he's not directly involved in the bargaining.
I saw an article the other day with reference to 'arry's column in The Currant Bun, quoting him as content pottering in the garden and feeding the birds during the closed season, and barely missing football. I couldn't find the original column. The image presented is that, till pre-season training starts, 'arry's work is done, and now it's all down to the corporate arm to get players out and in. This seems unlikely, as Redknapp would been keenly interested in any progress. But in what part in the process is that fabled wheeling and dealing employed?
Meantime, stop hogging the port.
Reply to jfdit:
she's a girl tho what does she know
Reply to onedavemackay:
F#@k This Loser?
Reply to TMWNN:
How would you describe Keane if he were a wine? New World?
Is there a Petrus we can sign?
Reply to Craig-Wijckaans:
I thought I was the only one I totally agree but I think it was more Defoe Pav with modric working behind, I was at the Stoke game those 3 tore them apart and look at where Stoke ended up they were not that bad a side.
Reply to steve1987:
if you think selling keano is a good thing then your mad in the head mate GET A LIFE anyway H.H FOS
Keane is a Gonad! - sorry just dosed off - anything happening?
Reply to Hundredstone:
I suggested several weeks ago on this site that Keane would go.
Based only on my gut instinct yes but I could claim everyone was lifting it from me but life's too short for that.
In fact Harry has been known to admit to info fro
other sites so I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.
Reply to onedavemackay:
It's just for fun. Ain't it?
Reply to 9__37:
There's plenty for everyone pass me your glass
Reply to steve1987:
Keane is a(n Ogre).
Newsflash for you all so called ITK'S - readers and posters on this site frankly do not give two f*cks how or where HH gets his info/rumours/lies/facts from - if he's nicked them from your sites good - he always gives credit where its due and who would be bothered trawling through your gibberish if you can get the blurb here?
)
Fact is most other spurs sites are either dull as ditch water or full of halfwits who write in text speak. Most of the critics of HH on here should take the easy option and FRO. (text speak
Reply to onedavemackay:
Oh, now you've gone and done it! I'm gonna be up for hours contemplating whether it's half-full or half-empty. Thanks for spoiling my night's sleep.
Off topic, but why do morbidly obese people wear t-shirts bearing the slogan 'Just Do It' when clearly they don't?
Reply to 9__37:
I thought so, the b*stard - kill him.
As people have observed, Defoe is a hungrier striker than Keane, not least because he a lot of Spurs bench-time to make up from the Jol period. Funds probably need to be raised, anyway.
I lean toward something someone (I think it was ODM) said a while back, and hope that we buy unheard of rough diamonds that Redknapp cuts and polishes. Given our record in putting careers into reverse, at least we wouldn't be burdened with another reputation to be lived up to. It also might represent a more practical and realistic approach to our squad requirements.
Reply to rebrov:
Mr Capello must be wrong then he picks JD every time.
Reply to 9__37:
My glass is always half full and since I'm doing the pouring ..........
Keane would be a Blue Nun spritzer.
Occasionally fizzy, but ultimately sour (faced)
I really don't get some of you guys, he said he loved us. Fucked off could not cut it landed back and did not want to be here. Good riddance, he was never good enough for us
Reply to 9__37:
Thanks for a good chuckle
Reply to 9__37:
Aerated, corked, and vomit inducing.
There was a time I liked Keane you understand, not for his talent, but for his effort and honesty.
These days, like most of his contemporaries, he's a spoilt twat.
LINK I would not let him go for a penny ledd than £12 million
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
It would be crazy to sell Hutton.
He's one of the best right backs in the country.
Corluka is far too slow for my liking in that position.
The closed season just gets crazier, £10M for Zokora?
LINK
Reply to TMWNN:
Too right it would be crazy to sell him, but I think everyone is for sale in this window. You have to remember we now have a barrow boy in charge LINK
I don't believe he'd sell Hutton when there are so many other players much worse in their respective positions.
If he does, I'm on your bus.
Look 9_37, another snub for the collection... LINK
hundredstone update.
I have found something called the Football transfer league (FTL ?) and as hundredstone claimed they had a Keano off (to Sunderland) rumour on June 13. However, as this was attributed to the Mirror it hardly substantiates Sir Harold "ripping off" other blogs.
As I said previously I predicted this before June 13 on this very blog so the Mirror and everyone else has lifted it from me
And now........................... back to my Port.
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK!!! OUR FANS ARE WANKERS AT TIMES! Can't you just get behind the team.
I bet alot of keane haters are just sofa fans! wankers
LINK
Reply to SUPERKEANE:
Spurs fans not followers of Liverpool
Czech beer just makes you fart.
Fact.
I just stole today's date from the Roman Calender. Sssshshhhhhhhhhh.
I wonder if this is a report on the possibility of him leaving or a campaign to get him to go!
PSB is and always has been an enigma. A goalscorer who has good stats tho' needs twice the number of chances but who's work rate has always allowed him to make those. But he's a major problem in a key respect and that is he does not fit any established and distinct role. He plays across positions as a sort of wild card that whilst when he's firing on all cylinders is a defensive nightmare, can be totally ineffective if it's not going right on the day.
So what do you do with him? He has been amazing, scoring some fantastic goals and almost single handedly winning games for us, but he may be past his peak to play the way he has been and to move on in his career, may require adopting disciplines which might dull some of the other edges he has always had.
I got the feeling that Harry was looking to groom him into a sort of Teddy S type role, but that would require two things, PSB to agree and embrace the change and an ability to substitute him for the good of the team on the day; it's widely believed he has a codicil in his contract preventing that.
I find it hard to believe that we'd have pushed as hard as we did to get him back, Harry was "noodling" in the press for a good 6 weeks before it finally happened, if we simply wanted him for a 6 month stay, to kick a few arses and maybe stick a few away. As a player he still has a lot to offer, especially in the P and S departments; neither of our illustrious cetre backs being the most vocal. We need a PSB in the team to 'kick the pig' but his role must start to change if he's to be a part of the plan.
Either way I can't see us letting him go unless we are trading up or he has fallen out with Harry in some way. Sure he has to re-earn his spurs but imagine the hell of the experience he had with the bindippers, dreams shattered, confidence bitch-slapped and all. He is a top pro and I'd be sorry to see him go.
Crikey all this talk of drinking. ODM, I feel somewhat Vauxhall Conference for my half a lager shandy in a Table Table restaurant/bar earlier. *hic*
I used to like Keane. Now I don't so much.
If he leaves, well, pah. Am a big fan of Defoe and have the old No 18 shirts to prove it. Despite the annoying offsides - sort 'im 'arry.
Call me a giddy kipper but I reckon we'll end up with Crouch(y) y'know...
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
What exactly is a Giddy Kipper, then 'Spursandy'?
FTL is 'from the lane' a spurs chat forum formally called 'topspurs'. alex is a regular poster and very reliable ITK. hate to burst your bubble harrys fans but he just trawls through chat forums and then pretends he got a phone call from an insider. LOL what a wanker
am i warm H?
Yeah, but your still called Rod..... You have 2 choices in life, Puppeteer or Fisherman.
I'll be running around w.h.l. with my willy hangning out singning thank f*** Keane Keane has gone.........Hooray
I think it may be a bit late/early in the day to mention this but Keane is actually an iguana and also a bottle of whine. It amuses me that we're all so news hungry that the thought of selling players is almost as exciting as buying! I have no emotional attachment to Keane, nor do I want to drive him out in an act of revenge - if his going provides us with the cash to sign someone with a different set of skills (tall striker, blah blah) that will benefit us, good news. By leaving last year when it suited him, he has placed himself in a position where the club does not really owe him any loyalty - so if it suits us, keep him and if not, wave goodbye.
Reply to PLN:
Now that IS funny!
Glad if he goes as long as we replace with better, oh it's fuckin roasting in turkey.
Coys
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Apparently it's Lancastrian.
Am going to stop using it now.
Reply to Craig-Wijckaans:
Diamond Lights - did exactly the same with my 7 year old.
He was hertbroken when Robbie left, sooo happy when he came back.
Let me know what you do this time - and if it works !!!!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
So where did you get the time from? have you no shame man?
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Crouch is a good call
Reply to Hang_Fire:
I agree with what you say (except the bit about preferring Keane to Defoe - not sure about that bit).
Keane is a cracking player at his best and during his time with us his goal record is up there with the best. I couldn't give a shit if he is not setting the prem alight with dazzling displays recently just as long as my team is picking up points. The team is better for Keane being there as far as i'm concerned and at very least he should be in our squad if not the first 11.
Sure I was as pissed as the next yid at his badge kissing pledge to stay forever before fluttering his pastey eyelids at the fat Spanish waiter but I'm over it now!
Lets not forget that while playing for us he has had a callender year as the prem's top scorer at a time when the likes of Henry and Shearer were plaing in the Prem! No mean feat .........
COYS!
Reply to rod:
How can you possibly know where Harry get his information from ? You are just making assumptions that suit your argument which judging from the other moaners we've had on here seems to suggest some sort of envy of Harry's success.
And where does Alex get his information from ? As I keep saying I posted that Keano might go long before all this tittle tattle started. Maybe Alex got it from me. Would I care if he had of course not.
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
The Kosher version is a Yiddy Kipper
Cor blimey, It's been handbags here last night eh?
Amazing what can happen when there aint nothing going on. Me, I prefer hearing HH's brand of rumour and speculation as he usually wraps it up with a little wit.....something seriously lacking in many of the posters that popped up last night.
on a lightere not my favorite quote of the week so far..(Zok's agent)
"There are not many clubs Didier would leave Tottenham for but I think Sunderland are one."
*lighter note
What a load of crap. He won't be leaving us.
I think HH is pulling the piss and you are all buying it.
HH could say that Martin Jol is coming back riding a donkey and you will all beleive him.
Ivan, if you think about it......
Defoe is Harry's preference over Keane.
Harry likes to play one big man, one small man.
This means that for Keane to get a place in the team, he needs to play behind the strikers, which then means he's competing with Modric, and there's only one winner there.
This means he is bench-warming fodder......Which wont sit nicely.
Therefore...... Sell him for some reddies....
Simples.
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Christ. Harry, I defend your right to post provocative news stories and rumours (even if this one is mighty hard to believe) and there's no need for the sort of backlash it's got.
But for the love of god, please let's have something other than about Keane? Every time you post a story about Keane you give people like the old greeko licence to post the same obnoxious anti-keane line. I swear he's said the same thing about a million times. You don't like Keane, right, we figured that out about 432675239 blogs back.
Now come back when you've something original to say?
I've defended Keane before on here, whilst always recognising why he has pissed people off. Though I still urge us to be a bit more long-term and tolerant in our views - Christ, some of these anti-Keane rants really do look fickle. The ones that are more ambivalent (like yours, Harry) are the more intelligent ones.
Seriously, this is the last Keane type blog I'm reading. Let's have something else that doesn't give the same old tired posters an excuse to trot out the same old tired record, time and frigging time again.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
I'm with Jamiespurs1 on thisone. HH called the Bentley deal as done weeks and weeks before he actullay signed. On the face of it that sounds like a well informed and correct call BUT HH was claiming he was having his medical, which was rubbish. Therefore the basis of his Big Exclusive was flawed. At worst the Big Exclusive was a lucky guess, at best it was nothing more than putting some meat on the bones of tabloid speculation!
Like Jamiespurs1, i like HH's blog, it is the best and most humorous....generally I dislike silly season when so called ITK's play one-upmanship with each other for months and then brag about it. Such behavior reminds me of Comolli. He was "proud" of his time at WHL and cited a number of successful purchases but the fact is he threw so much money around at so many players, he was bound to get it right some time or another.
Reply to DiscoSpurs:
I have never rated Keane, all I would like to see now is a large cheque and the back of him heading to pastures new
Forget Huntelaar or Robben - the cash windfall isnt coming
LINK
Reply to Devonshirespur:
HH called the Bentley deal as done weeks and weeks before he actullay signed. On the face of it that sounds like a well informed and correct call BUT HH was claiming he was having his medical, which was rubbish. Therefore the basis of his Big Exclusive was flawed. At worst the Big Exclusive was a lucky guess, at best it was nothing more than putting some meat on the bones of tabloid speculation!
Let me enlighten you sweetheart. You are suffering from an accute case of Whiny Whiny Wank Wank Syndrome.
Naturally, I put my head above the parapet and by enabling a comments box I am asking for feedback.
What is laughable is you rock up here and say with such absolute certainty that something that I for free and without obligation, told you was a lucky guess.
I'm not even going to debate it with you.
Only a vegetable would return to website they didn't like. I make very few 'mystic predictions', but I can recommend
a place that will really excite you. Like viagra.
Go and stand in any bookies. And I guarantee that at some point you'll see someone win.
Then you can leap over to them and tell them it was a total fluke and how sh*t they are, how they are living a lie etc etc.
Try that for the rest of this window and do let us all know how many teeth you have left in that joyless head of yours by the time it closes.
Harry, is martin jol really on his way back to spurs on a donkey?
how will he get that on the plane?
tell me this ain't true
Reply to jamiespurs1:
I just wanna point out that this Jamie isn't the same JamieSpurs who used to be a regular on here.
We're mates off-screen, and I just spoke to him to ask why he was being, uncharacteristically, a bell-end. He was pretty gutted to know there was someone having a tantrum under his name.
So, Pseudo-Jamie, a bit of advice, how about takin' ALL "ITK" stuff with a pinch of salt? That's what I do. There's no need to get worked up over speculation - some of us enjoy dissecting it (to a degree).
Sometimes, Harry, I think people just wanna get into something with you because you've become something of a "face", even though none of us have any idea what you look like.
What DO you look like?
Reply to KayBee:
Beyond gorgeous
so farewell then Robbie Keane (again)
Reply to PJno1fan:
glad you can join us. There are also rumours that Harold Wilson is no longer Prime Minister
BREAKING NEWS
Robbie Keane may be leaving !!!!
discuss . . .
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Some say...
no-one has ever caught his smile on camera
and
he was given the freedom of Norwich for his idea to pedestrianize the city centre
Reply to HarryHotspur:
I've always thought you'd look something like Father Bigley from Father Ted.
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
I'd pulled there, get out the way woman.
HH, ive had enough, every minute i look on newsnow and we have sold and brought a new squad. im cutting the cables!
Reply to ryan:
In English please?
Actually, don't bother.
Romans 13,13 followed by Hebrews 13,8
Get your King James out!
I'd like to hope this will happen, not because I dislike Keane as I don't, but with Keane comes a problem. JD is by far the better striker and needs to play. Keane and JD cannot play together which therefore means Keane doesn't have a starting place. If you think seeing Keane go crazy over a correct decision going against him on the field is bad, imagine the prospect of telling him that he isn't first choice.
Personally I think there is very little chance Keane will be leaving this transfer window and I, sadly, think he will remain unsubbable and our captain while 'Arry holds the throne.
sell psb and bring in a natural leader in tuncay for half the price. sounds levy and harry kind of business...
i guess if this is going to happen though it would be nearer the start of our business as the removal of a tumour is probably the priority in promoting good long term health. my eyes are peeled.
Keane come back because Liverpool could not make the next payment, same with Chimbonda and Defoe.
I know Keanes neigbour and he aint going nowhere outside London
Earlier today, I saw a Newcastle Utd season ticket nailed to a tree.
I thought; "I'm having that!", because you can never have too many nails, can you?
It looks to me that we will be buying no one until we sell a few. This would have to be the case after all the money that was spent in January
harry YOU said before the 2008 carling cup final that deadly Ledly was retiring afterwards....explain that one
Only made #28 on Arsenal's list, but I reckon this is probably my favorite Gunners goal in recent memory:
LINK
Reply to KayBee:
I'd shag him
Reply to Nunchucks:
Brilliant.
Reply to onedavemackay:
You'd **** a cup if it had a crack in it...
"Nothing is ever solid until its obvious"
One would like to keep their back's covered
Not if it was red
Did`nt Glenda Johnson just get sold for £18 million, and Lucky Bag Moyes is trying to buy our Scotch nut case for £6 million. I hope he is kept because he is every bit as good
LINK
Reply to jamiespurs1:
Bit of Itk latest......
It's still f'in roasting in turkey, I'm on the efes by the pool and have had at least 1kebab a day. Heaven.
I like kenny jones, can't we do a swap? When was the last time we had a battering ram cf with pace?
Ps the I phone is a pain to type on, especially with my chubby fingers!
Hog Wash this story.
Please Arry and Levy...sign Wesley Sneijder
Reply to KayBee:
It was obvious it wasn't Jamiespur as the words 'Glasgow' and 'exile' weren't mentioned, but thanks anyway.
Reply to Ginge1:
I am jealous. I spent last summer in Antalya. Glorious.
By the way I always that Keith Moon was better than Kenny Jones.
Harry this guy has been on holiday with them all in Vegas, you`ve been telling us porkie pies LINK
They becoming flippin Sunderspurs
So.........
Anyone hear that Keane may be leaving?
Am I first?
Reply to BruceCastle:
*I always THOUGHT that....
I am going to kill my shorthand typist. Rita!
I gotta admit, the title of this blog entry is throwing me each time I refresh the page. I keep thinking it's a comedy Italian accent sort of thing.
Keane Is A Gonna Score-a Some Goals-a
Keane Is A Gonna Fuck Offa To The Scouse Again-a
Reply to HarryHotspur:
I bet you say that to ALL the anonymous internet weirdos!
Apparently, we've accepted a bid of 8.5m for THudd from Sunderland !
there IS a god
Reply to steve1987:
Comic Genius!!
If the Hud is off - and at not too bad a price, and we're also shifting Zok and Bently that leaves us with Wilson, Modric, JJ (rumours there too), Lennon, O'Hara (again) plus Tarabbt and Dos Santos.
I can't see Young as the guy to complete that line up on his own, there has to be anouther midfielder coming in, surely
Either that or, shock horror, Bently stays?
Utter bollocks. Keane is not going anywhere.
Complete and total drivel written by a moron
The Stadium of Diamond Lights
Reply to yourblogisshit:
I'll concede the moron bit, but as for the rest - source?
Reply to yourblogisshit:
Coming from someone whose imagination stretched as far as ''yourblogisshit'' and can merely attempt to insult the uninsultable...?? I wish you luck... and plenty of medication!!
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Thud out Downing in?
Ladies and Gentleman in flashy yellow and white strips its the new improved N.17 Cripples FC
Agh!LINK You lied
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He modeled the last kit too and then F*cked off to chase his boyhead dream of having his house robbed while he sat on the bench at Anfield.
I can't find confirmation of the THudd thing anywhere...
spent all day reading these comments, all 241 of them, only for Keane to turn up wearing the new sodding kit !
what's tomorrows "waste of a day" topic of discussion . . ?
damn you keano . . .damn you
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Can't see anything as need to be a member, but helpfully applications will be rushed to the front of the queue if a member vouches for them.
Will you vouch for me you Bellmullet dwelling Redknapp hating f**ker?
Wonder if I need to send them a stool sample also?
Reply to SeanyYid:
The Gooners in White? Next they'll swap the red for Navy and move into N.17. Scummy beggars.
Reply to BruceCastle:
looks like that damn prophecy is rearing its ugly head again...
Cya Robbie...
Next...
Reply to JoeyDeacon:
maybe we've bought him back since last night?
Reply to SeanyYid:
Hope that does say anything about the Sarge. We can't afford to let Wilson go anywhere. He is our saviour.
Reply to BruceCastle:
*does'nt say....
Rita!
Reply to BruceCastle:
Check their away kit!!!! They are already there!!!
Cheeky little buggers!!
Reply to mcspurs99:
He didn't like the shopping up in whierside
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Reply to SeanyYid:
Was Mannuel Almunia the costar in the film Fargo?
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I seriously hope we don't get rid of Huddlestone or Taarabt for that matter. Honestly think it will come back and bite us if we do. 2 potentially sensational players.
Reply to BruceCastle:
Nah... that guy looks like he could be a better goalie
Reply to weejp:
No problem, your not an axe murderer are you?
My mate Antonio, the semi-retired Italian huntsman (aka 'Trapper' Tony) saya you shoulda never be afraida to sub 'ima, even if 'eeya weara da armabanda
Reply to weejp:
Dude, couldn't care too much about the text once I saw the pic of the lass. Fine work.
Oh, and Keane can feck right off to Sunnalund or wherever for all I care.
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Nah, much too laid back for that. I get other people to do those sorts of things for me.
All it takes is a phone call......
Anyone seen Spooky's blog today?
Absolute quality.
Reply to weejp:
Class, the devil makes work for idle bloggers.
So letters on a postcard, are we selling Keane?
are we selling Bently?
are we buying Downing?
what happened to the Prince? He's not even listed as a player on the club website, some kind of hushed up mercy killing?
Reply to weejp:
You beat me to it. One of the funniest things I have read in ages. Everyone should have a look.
Reply to mcspurs99:
Mercy killing indeed. That's one mongrel that Commoli failed to see was no thoroughbred.
He made quite the habit of that.
Reply to Lieutenant America:
"I'd rather stick my head up my arse and taste my own browning"
Reply to BruceCastle:
That sums the "Downing" saga up more eloquently than anything else you'll read on any blog.
Sheer brilliance.
hey everyone. apparently our new home kit is confirmed and it has no yellow! LINK
It's somewhere in that pile of kits and it says next to it "Officially confirmed." Doesn't look too bad!
Reply to Mazyid :
Hope that's the real one. Like it miles better without the piss streaks.
Reply to Mazyid :
I like it, but it looks like one of the earlier fakes floating around.
I guess we'll know pretty soon.
It's great to see so many fans clucking for the slightest bit of material regarding our beloved Spurs... I think we were all bracing ourselves for 'Arry to start wheeling and dealing at the earliest opportunity, a wink-wink here, a 'I think he's a top, top player but at the moment he belongs to x' there.
Now, is it what we all fear and the fact is that we have to sell before we can buy, meaning we have to wait for the merry-go-round to really get started before we can jump on? As it has been noted, there is a lot of selling talk and we spent some serious wedge in January (through necessity i.e Wilson, if also a little unwisely i.e PSB), ...
Or is it a case of the list of players have been identified and they are all good, in-demand, top, top players that will require plenty of ground work & flirting before we get them to the negotiating table?
I hope there is cash available for the odd splurge or two but, if not, then we will be looking at offloading players that we can still kick on for a decent fee without having major detriment to the squad we have... and I think PSB is firmly in this category, along with quite a few others.
As for the numbnuts kicking the sh|t out of HH for the post, shame on you. ITK or not, it's an entertaining site and, having trawled the web recently for anything Spurs related due to our bout of inactivity in the transfer market, I can confirm that it is way more entertaining than most of the crap out there.
Give peace a chance guys... and the chilean pinot noir that Tesco's have on offer at half price at the moment. It's triffic.
Yo
What the fuck is ITK - its been pissing me off for years!
Andrew Edmunds?
If true, it's superb news. All we need now is for someone with more money than us and just as desperate to offer the loud mouthed ginger twitcher a job and that'll make my year. Then we can get a proper Tottenham manager who likes collecting quality players rather than brown envelopes with bundles of money in!
Reply to Manchester Hotspur:
ITK = In The Know