Lawyers May Have To Rid Us Of Berbatov
Monday, 01 September 08, 03:29 PM · Comments (493)
The Berbatov story unfolding today is in actual fact a consensual kidnapping being witnessed by millions. One that will not be sewn up by the close of this window.
A bid for the Bulgarian berk was accepted from the Love, Honour & Obey cast members at Manchester City before tee off today and yet the unparalled, unchecked arrogance of that Grump from Goven still knows no bounds. He even had a nominated driver collect our employee from the airport.
It was always wishing that this troublesome charge could be flogged into service with a more convenient, more anonymous master. The Bulgarian'a wretched desire to infest the Old Trafford once he'd realised Newcastle were rubbish these days was always going to be a huge stumbling block.
Alan Nixon has contributed accurately for the whole of this window on many player/club/transfer issues, even those that weren't Bentleycentric. He posts regularly on a Rovers forum and he says of the Berbatov situation,
"There's someone around here who knows the details better than me, but there is quite a situation brewing over Berbatov.
Put it this way Stroke Boy will go pink when he realises this won't be resolved by midnight, while the other Sky boys will be waffling on until midnight in the rain.
But the fun has only just begun on this one.
I think it will be the biggest row you have ever heard of and repercussions that could affect the whole of football."
You heard it here second.
"Daniel. Yeah... Harry here. Yes, I got that bread & butter pudding, delicious. As ever. Look, Sir Whatsis Face. You've called them already? Triffic. Your boys at Vadar & Sons will really need to... no, no, that's great. Slice the bitches up. Good call. Speak to you soon. No, no...I can't really talk either. I do too dear."
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hope sir grumpy cnut and the yank b*tches get thrown to the wolves on this, Harry what do premier league rules state? point deduction? spurs cannot and should not be held to ransom on this and the pfa should be backing spurs on this what a farcical state of affairs.
For gods sake just let the ugly numpty go hes already ruined or season just like last season as well no one is to big for the club there will be other move on sell him i dont care if we have one damn striker just sell him you stubborn numpy levy
"But we do have some younger viewers"
Hope you have a lot of industrial strength earplugs for school playgrounds up and down the country then.
So Berbasulk is finally off to Utd then, with Frazier Campbell coming the other way ?! (BBC)
Expect this one to go on way past midnight!
Lets play it cool lads... Just pretend we never liked him anyway and it wont look like we are pissed off at finally losing Berby!! 
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Can I be really sad and respectfully ask you 'orrible lot to at least asterisk your f*cking expletives.
This is an emotional business.
I know that.
But we do have some younger viewers and some of you are really going ****ing beserk.
You are awful, but I do like you.
And apologies for any technical glitches. We're actually doing quite well as we haven't completely crashed yet.
A great day of hot air on here really.
You've all done awfully well.
Are Utd THAT arrogant or just really f*cking stupid?