Monday, 01 September 08, 07:21 AM · Comments (396)
Just behind a packet of Cheese Straws in the cupboard that originally began life as one dedicated to 'morning goods' there's a bottle of 1998 Dom Perignon. I have moved it to the fridge in the hopeful expectation this tale comes off....
Breaking news on Sky Sports News is that the freshly purchased Eastlands Mob have tabled what can only be regarded as a megabid said to be in excess of £30 million for our truculant Bulgarian.
City as a business was sold today to a gang of British actors in Arab dress from the movie Love Honour & Obey by a Thai fraudster on the lamb.
What a coup this would be. Not for City but for Tottenham. A simultaneous snub to the Hibernian Hoochman and Squirrelboy.
Can all Spurs fans please stop what they are doing, make there way to their respective places of worship and say a large prayer please.
is this the new thread?
GOD TRANSFER DAY IS THE SH**!
Sky reporting Berba's gone straight to Stansted to fly to Manchester... who is he going to sign for?
Can you imagine old red nose's face and nose when hearing this?
SKY SPORTS NEWS WATCH
"We are unable to confirm if Dimitar Berbatov has reported for training this afternoon or not."
Good news either way, as we will get more than we bargained for... Let the bidding war commence!
Ramos looked serious!! i wonder what the press confrence will be about!!
I LOVE TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY
Reply to ToniMontana:
Can you imagine old red nose's face and nose when hearing this?
like berba when someone didn't psychically read the pass he wanted
yea my dad works at stanstead and berbs is already left stanstead but dont have a clue hu he will be going to but hes deffently off !...any news on veloso harry?
I don't know what to make of this!!!!!!! I mean £30mil plus is great but didn't he want to go to a bigger club with Champs League footy?
Gives us a much better bargaining position with 2 bidders. Or maybe we told Berba "Ok, Ok, we've accepted the bid from Manchester, get on the flight, their reps will meet u at the airport and take you for your medical. Either way, it'd be comedy if he went there!
whether I believe in a God or not will be decided at midnight tonight.
Ramos just said he's going for a possible 4 if berba goes!
Oh wouldn't it be luvverly. But it won't happen cos City are not in the CL and that's why he's leaving isn't it?
By the way do you think City's new owners may have done a London Bridge. To explain: When the Yanks bought old London bridge they, allegedly, thought they were buying the far more elaborate Tower Bridge. Well City's new owners are Abu Dhabi UNITED!! Maybe that's why they think they're buying Berbatov.
lmfaoo ramos is on ssn and has said if we sell berb there will be 4 coming in
Citeh coming in to the fray is perfect to up the price for berba and make utd pay more. Perhaps we got them to do that as part of the Corluka deal!!?? Good work if we did.
Any more news Harry? bored of work on my first day back and need some more good news to cheer me up!!!
Hey Harry... Could this be our chance to treat Utd like the 'MUG's' they are...?? Please Please Please go to City... id fucking love that...
Utd tried to 'mug us off like a 2-bob' (if you havent seen Love, Honour and Obey, that will mean nothing!) and now we can get out own back...
in the words of Big Ray... 'FIX BAYONETTES!!'
man city r absolute mugs hahahhaha. y wud berba go to a smaller club than us!!!
Reply to jolsgonemental:
whether I believe in a God or not will be decided at midnight tonight.
I have decided to sneak out to my local place of worship and ask John Barleycorn to put a good word.
Oh Lord you are so great; you are so incredibly huge!
If this bid is true, it is good news. We will get what we wanted for him and we'll get Berba off our hands... and Berbatosser gets to go to "Manchester", as his agent has always said. His agent never stipulated City or United now, did he?
If he goes to City what a result = £30m + and a pissed of Ferguson could not be better. On top of that we will be able to buy more players. When you think of iot we will have signed
Pavlechenko
dos santos
modric
corluka
bentley
Gomes
in effect for nothing!
It's that level of thorough reporting that makes SSN look like the 'Day today' outfit it really is. "A smorgasbord of NEEEEWS!" etc. Huntelaar's not coming then, at least not in a Spurs shirt. How am I supposed to work today! Bloody newsnow. I was only after my skiing holiday weather forecast.
There's more chance of Kelly Brook lifting my restraining order than this coming off - but it should send old puce-face into orbit which makes it well worth while. CLOCK IS TICKING DIMI...
Listen, I wonder if City 'owe us one'. We stepped back after the Corluka debacle and gave them a period of grace to get their house in order. I wonder if Berba was part of the deal. I mean, wouldn't that be a HUGE power-shift up there. Everyone wins. Berba gets to be with his mate AND he's quids in. We get shot of him for proper money. And Manure gets skewered. That, my friends, would be a result.
Provided we then reinvest in Plan A players. Make it happen, Levy.
huntelaar at heathrow airport!!!!!!!
that would top it off
What an exciting time, people are saying that Ramos is bringing in 4 if Berba goes, where has he said this??
This would be a magical deal.
Sky Sports are pretty certain that once Berba leaves we're getting Milito & Garcia, anyone know anything about those as i would have thought they need to be in england to have a medical & sign.
I can just imagine the Arabs popping there Viagra and bending fergie over, with rednose shouting "please fcuking use the lube guys, Berbs is yours anything but that" LMFAO.
On a serious note, we'd all love it if citeeeeeeee signed Berbs to piss Utd off, but, do we really want to strenghen Citeeeeeeee, they look quite good this season and fcuk knows what they will spend in January with the notes caked in oil from Arab land, flog him to Utd get our cash and spend it quickly.
Reply to jolsgonemental:
whether I believe in a God or not will be decided at midnight tonight.
its a ruddy roller coaster ride supporting the tottenham. Things are looking up to day.
Manic depression is a frustrating mess.
HE WONT GO THERE IT WAS HIS "DREAM" TO PLAY FOR WANKCHESTER UNITED. LETS SEE IF A HUNDRED GRANDS WORTH OF ARAB CASH EVERY SEVEN DAYS CHANGES HIS MIND. STUPID DIMI
Reply to yidio:
who has just heard the huntalaar news
????
What news, man??????????
come on don't be shy share with the group
Could you please refrain from giving me blue balls by intimating Huntelaar related news, but stopping short of mentioning what that news actually is?
Can't see us signing Huntelar, Milito & Pav as well as Fray Bentos as our forward line. That's four players who all have played the lone striker role! Either one & AA & I'll be doing cartwheels naked in my front garden!
Reply to THFC:
huntelaar at heathrow airport!!!!!!!
that would top it off
Huntelaar?! Any inside info on those coming in Harry? What's your inkling? Is today a Jurassic Park day?
I come home early from work just to watch ssn and keep refreshing newsnow. I NEED HELP AM I THE ONLY SAD PERSON
Reply to Ginge1:
Can't see us signing Huntelar, Milito & Pav as well as Fray Bentos as our forward line. That's four players who all have played the lone striker role! Either one & AA & I'll be doing cartwheels naked in my front garden!
Tell us where your garden is, dude.
Reply to MikeDibs:
Reply to THFC:huntelaar at heathrow airport!!!!!!!
that would top it offHuntelaar?! Any inside info on those coming in Harry? What's your inkling? Is today a Jurassic Park day?
Park from Utd no thanks!
Oh the drama of deadline day!
SSN have received 'numerous reports' of sightings of Klass Jan Huntelaar at Heathrow, just hours after Ajax have said he ain't for sale!
Ramos will be a real hero by midnight I reckon.
Bring home the bacon, señor!
Reply to 9__37:
Reply to Ginge1:Can't see us signing Huntelar, Milito & Pav as well as Fray Bentos as our forward line. That's four players who all have played the lone striker role! Either one & AA & I'll be doing cartwheels naked in my front garden!
Tell us where your garden is, dude.
Stockport! Bit of a drive, but I'll get my Mrs to film it & pass on the link! 'Do you want me to dance for you?' (said whilst doing my Alan Partridge impression!
Reply to BruceCastle:
Reply to jolsgonemental:whether I believe in a God or not will be decided at midnight tonight.
its a ruddy roller coaster ride supporting the tottenham. Things are looking up to day.
Manic depression is a frustrating mess.
sell to cieth, take the money, hope their arab owners have castles made of sand just like tax-sins
Corluka is UEFA cup-tied, so is Pav, Arsh too no doubt...
Bent vs Europe...hmmm
More signings please!
Mark Hughes has confirmed he is meeting DUMMYTAR later today, after his game of GOLF lololol.
Excellent. I'm going to refresh the page before I post again
(see 46. THFC)
Aside from the initial glee and hilarity of the report, this is only good for us if it forces Man (F)U bid up - City will be directly competing with us this season and Berbatov going there really won't help us.
Berbatov is coming to Utd to play CL football.
Huntelaar is also coming to Utd to fill the 4th striking slot (Rooney, Teverz, berbatov, Huntelaar).
I believe Spurs are picking up Mavis the Dinner Lady to play up front for 20 bob and a packet of polos.
anyoene else worried about Berba going to Man city? dont get me wrong i hate manoo and the summer long fergie taunts but would it not be better for us if he went to Manoo
Reply to Bertie:
Berbatov is coming to Utd to play CL football.
Huntelaar is also coming to Utd to fill the 4th striking slot (Rooney, Teverz, berbatov, Huntelaar).
I believe Spurs are picking up Mavis the Dinner Lady to play up front for 20 bob and a packet of polos.
How wrong can one ITK be?
It's a multipack of Chewits.
If you wanna roll with the biug boys get your facts right.
OMG I can't refresh the 4 pages I have open quick enough!!!
Reply to Bertie:
Berbatov is coming to Utd to play CL football.
Huntelaar is also coming to Utd to fill the 4th striking slot (Rooney, Teverz, berbatov, Huntelaar).
I believe Spurs are picking up Mavis the Dinner Lady to play up front for 20 bob and a packet of polos.
a little bit squirty are ya bertie?
IM OFF LADS, GOING OUTSIDE SPURS LODGE FOR ABIT TO SEE IF I CAN GET ANY INFO
SSN UNDERSTANDS THFC Have accepted the City bid.
This is unconfirmed and the figure is still just beign said to be 'in excess' of £30 million.
Obviously/unfortunately Berbatov would need to consent.
Reply to MikeDibs:
Reply to THFC:huntelaar at heathrow airport!!!!!!!
that would top it offHuntelaar?! Any inside info on those coming in Harry? What's your inkling? Is today a Jurassic Park day?
Scotch eggs on standby, Lynn.
Reply to Spurs_stu:
anyoene else worried about Berba going to Man city? dont get me wrong i hate manoo and the summer long fergie taunts but would it not be better for us if he went to Manoo
It doesnt matter which club he goes to, as long as he gets out of ours. Man City are looking like the new Chelsea with their new owners. We cannot compete with that.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to Bertie:Berbatov is coming to Utd to play CL football.
Huntelaar is also coming to Utd to fill the 4th striking slot (Rooney, Teverz, berbatov, Huntelaar).
I believe Spurs are picking up Mavis the Dinner Lady to play up front for 20 bob and a packet of polos.How wrong can one ITK be?
It's a multipack of Chewits.
If you wanna roll with the biug boys get your facts right.
biug? big even.
Klass Jan Huntelaar is going to sign plus veslo
ash the russian
can you see what the golden couple are trying to do get a pair from each international team
so they can gel better as a team bring on midnight it going to been a rollercoaster of ride this will be the best spurs have invested since we all have been spurs supporters spurs is not just for christmas but for life
Reply to rebecca:
Klass Jan Huntelaar is going to sign plus veslo
ash the russian
can you see what the golden couple are trying to do get a pair from each international team
so they can gel better as a team bring on midnight it going to been a rollercoaster of ride this will be the best spurs...
Punctuation is our friend.
1430: The latest from Man City - and I have to say that they are fast becoming the club of the day. BBC Sport understands that a £30m bid has indeed been made for Dimitar Berbatov, while the club are in talks with Valencia's David Villa and Stuttgart's Mario Gomez.
The world has gone mad!
Reply to Bertie:
Berbatov is coming to Utd to play CL football.
Huntelaar is also coming to Utd to fill the 4th striking slot (Rooney, Teverz, berbatov, Huntelaar).
I believe Spurs are picking up Mavis the Dinner Lady to play up front for 20 bob and a packet of polos.
Fuck you
Reply to Bertie:
Berbatov is coming to Utd to play CL football.
Huntelaar is also coming to Utd to fill the 4th striking slot (Rooney, Teverz, berbatov, Huntelaar).
I believe Spurs are picking up Mavis the Dinner Lady to play up front for 20 bob and a packet of polos.
Sounds like someone isgetting snipey in their nervousness...
'Im in a glass case of emotion!!' as Ron Burgundy said!!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to MikeDibs:Reply to THFC:huntelaar at heathrow airport!!!!!!!
that would top it offHuntelaar?! Any inside info on those coming in Harry? What's your inkling? Is today a Jurassic Park day?
Scotch eggs on standby, Lynn.
As long as they are not hotter than the sun...
NewsNow's #1 worldwide most hit link today is...THFC
City are ridiculous, at least Abramovic had a look round his office at Chelsea before buying a team of superstars.
If all these signings go through party at the spurs lodge at midnight!
my god, why don't they just do it all today, i love today.
why support any other club today?
Huntelaar will sign for Spurs, after Ajax accepted an £18.5 million bid this morning. Huntelaar to undergo medical at 5.30, after Berbatov completes his move.
Milito also on his way after agreeing personal terms.
Garcia staying put.
Veloso is very much up in the air, but sources tell me the clubs have agreed a fee. Do not know whether hes flying to London or not yet. We shall see.
More news as it comes.
"Inter Milan have agreed a deal with Porto for Ricardo Quaresma."
I could never understand why there wasn't more Quaresma shaped interest from the UK. I think he's the best thing to happen in football since somebody first said: "How much do you dare me to take off all my clothes and see how long I can scamper around on the pitch for?"
Reply to Nunchucks:
Reply to rebecca:Klass Jan Huntelaar is going to sign plus veslo
ash the russian
can you see what the golden couple are trying to do get a pair from each international team
so they can gel better as a team bring on midnight it going to been a rollercoaster of ride this will be the best spurs...Punctuation is our friend.
quality
Bertie: You're a cunt
Anyways....
I very much doubt Berbatov would sign for Citeh. The whole reason he's thrown his toys out the pram and downed tools at Spurs is to "achieve his dream of playing for Man Utd" so why go and sign for Citeh?? The same Citeh that struggled to get through the qualifiers for the UEFA cup????
He'd be better off staying at Spurs than signing for Citeh. I think he would turn them down unless they make him the highest paid player in British football that is!
Citeh are almost direct rivals for 5th spot this season and selling him to them would be shooting ourselves in the foot IMO. As much as I would love to stick it to that wanker Ferguson I would hate to see Berba in a Citeh shirt when I eat my cornflakes tomoro morning!
If they are going to let him go to Citeh then Levy best have an earthshatteringly good replacement / transfer in the pipeline!
Reply to Jamie R:
Huntelaar will sign for Spurs, after Ajax accepted an £18.5 million bid this morning. Huntelaar to undergo medical at 5.30, after Berbatov completes his move.
Milito also on his way after agreeing personal terms.
Garcia staying put.
Veloso is very much...
Stop it please I'm nearly wetting myself here!
Reply to Jamie R:
Huntelaar will sign for Spurs, after Ajax accepted an £18.5 million bid this morning. Huntelaar to undergo medical at 5.30, after Berbatov completes his move.
Milito also on his way after agreeing personal terms.
Garcia staying put.
Veloso is very much...
Keep'em coming...
bErBAtOv must be crapping his pants!! What a COMPLEATE TOSSER!
They're mad, he's mad, I'm mad...we're all mad...mad...mad ITS DONE HES GONE!!!!! HES GONE
HH
do you have any tittilating transfer tidbits for us??
Do you really think Berba will sign for Citeh??
Similar generic transfer related question????
Reply to Nunchucks:
Reply to rebecca:Klass Jan Huntelaar is going to sign plus veslo
ash the russian
can you see what the golden couple are trying to do get a pair from each international team
so they can gel better as a team bring on midnight it going to been a rollercoaster of ride this will be the best spurs...Punctuation is our friend.
talksport is very interesting, using the citeh bid for berbs, laughing their tits off at fergie kickin his cat across old stratford, fuckin lovin this
Reply to paulhasissues:
I HEART TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY
Why for you say these things, my friends?
None of you obviously remember such fateful transfer deadline days as 2005.
Reply to toddspur:
Reply to Nunchucks:Reply to rebecca:Klass Jan Huntelaar is going to sign plus veslo
ash the russian
can you see what the golden couple are trying to do get a pair from each international team
so they can gel better as a team bring on midnight it going to been a rollercoaster of ride this will be the best spurs...Punctuation is our friend.
talksport is very interesting, using the citeh bid for berbs, laughing their tits off at fergie kickin his cat across old stratford, fuckin lovin this
I'd like to think that Fergie has exploded at hearing the news
Nunchucks
Was that when we signed the wooden pole that was Gregorsz Rasziak???
Reply to toddspur:
Reply to Nunchucks:Reply to rebecca:Klass Jan Huntelaar is going to sign plus veslo
ash the russian
can you see what the golden couple are trying to do get a pair from each international team
so they can gel better as a team bring on midnight it going to been a rollercoaster of ride this will be the best spurs...Punctuation is our friend.
talksport is very interesting, using the citeh bid for berbs, laughing their tits off at fergie kickin his cat across old stratford, fuckin lovin this
brighton and hove albion signing torres
It's on...
Mark Hughes has told Sky Sports News that Spurs have accepted Manchester City's shock bid for Dimitar Berbatov.
The Bulgaria international has been a target for Premier League champions Manchester United throughout the summer, but City have now stepped in with an audacious last-minute move.
City's offer for Berbatov is reported to be in excess of £30million and would set a new British transfer record.
Hughes revealed that a fee had been agreed with the North London club and he now plans to hold talks with the talented striker.
Hughes said: "I'm as stunned and excited by this as the fans are."
If City have shed loads of cash all of a sudden then of coarse Berba would consider signing! OK it's not his dream move but if they offered him say £200k a week then I doubt that rat would say no!!!
Dantchev would kill him if he turned down that contract!!
Still think he wont sign. I'm really hoping that Fergie comes out and puts in the right offer. I'll be hugely pissed off if Citeh sign him. We'd be strengthening a direct rival.
Still if Huntelaar is coming in then it will definitely soften the blow.
Reply to Trembly:
Reply to toddspur:Reply to Nunchucks:Reply to rebecca:Klass Jan Huntelaar is going to sign plus veslo
ash the russian
can you see what the golden couple are trying to do get a pair from each international team
so they can gel better as a team bring on midnight it going to been a rollercoaster of ride this will be the best spurs...Punctuation is our friend.
talksport is very interesting, using the citeh bid for berbs, laughing their tits off at fergie kickin his cat across old stratford, fuckin lovin this
brighton and hove albion signing torres
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, he fell for that
Reply to jamiespurs:
Nunchucks
Was that when we signed the wooden pole that was Gregorsz Rasziak???
Yes. Black Thursday, as it is now known.
Similarly to the moment when JFK was shot, I remember exactly what I was doing when that particular news story broke.
Berba going to City for talks with Hughes eh?
Bloody hell, there is just no predicting transfer deadline day! lol
But as i always say.....
"If Sol Campbell can go to Arsenal............anything can happen"
Latest on Arshavin and Veloso.
Veloso wants to join. No problems between the two clubs - fee yet to be known though. Will go right down to the final hours. Expect him to be one of the last signings we make.
No-one else on for Arshavin and despite what Zenit say, they want the cash for him to cover Danny. 32 month payment agreed.
Milito deal is puzzling. Yet to be known whether he will sign despite him already agreeing personal terms.
No clue on the Berbatov situation, neither do many others at Spurs themselves. Accepted the fee. Berbatov might regret acting like a twat as the players dont seem to want him there anymore and Fergie is unlikely to increase offer to match Manchester City's.
Update in about an hour or so.
Reply to Nunchucks:
Reply to jamiespurs:Nunchucks
Was that when we signed the wooden pole that was Gregorsz Rasziak???Yes. Black Thursday, as it is now known.
Similarly to the moment when JFK was shot, I remember exactly what I was doing when that particular news story broke.
leave it Nun, we are having a ball here at fergies expense
Reply to Nunchucks:
Reply to jamiespurs:Nunchucks
Was that when we signed the wooden pole that was Gregorsz Rasziak???Yes. Black Thursday, as it is now known.
Similarly to the moment when JFK was shot, I remember exactly what I was doing when that particular news story broke.
LOL!
Me too! It was minutes after the deadline and I saw the grim news. "Spurs sign Derby's Rasziak" Oh how my heart sank. I actually contemplated offing myself that night!!
This window is killing me though. All the hype and worry over Berba leaving for Citeh and the constant wondering if the Huntelaar rumours are true is doing my head in!!
Jamie
1. We need to get as much money as possible
2. He doesn't want to play for us
3. I f*cking hate Man U and their pr*ck of a manager.
Who gives a toss if they have Berbatov, he's lazy and will cause as much damage there as he did with us. Good riddance.
One man a team does not make!
We have lots and lots of cash. Joe Lewis, the guy who owns ENIC is the in the top 5 richest men in British football so in truth we are owned by a billionaire. In reality though Spurs is run like a proper business not the fur coat no knickers approach that Chavski and now Man Citeh have.
Not sure how to links on here, but the Northampton Chronicle and Echo are saying Tottenham have accepted city's offer...they should know, they are THE Northamptom Chronicle and Echo!
Looks like Berba is going for the Money of Man City.
Couldnt have worked better.
Man.U MUST BE PISSED!
I hope they got a 2nd choice
So it looks like we're gonna sign
Arshavin
Garcia
and Im prayin we sort out Veloso aswell
and maybe another back up central def.
Then our squad is complete......... for now.
PLN
I wish I felt the same as you. I just dont think I could handle Berba turning out in a Citeh shirt for some reason!
I HATE ManUre and I HATE ferguson but I could handle the rat signing for them. I dont know why but I just could!!
JamieR
I hope you aren't making these rumours up!! I'll find you and kill you if you are!! lol
Reply to Nunchucks:
Reply to paulhasissues:I HEART TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY
Why for you say these things, my friends?
None of you obviously remember such fateful transfer deadline days as 2005.
I know, i know.
But Baring a spurs win, it's my favourite day of the football year. Much better being a spurs fan, becase it becomes a lucky dip of a day, brillant
I think we're about to find out exactly what type of Bloke Berba is. All this CL talk is bull. He'll be in the sky blue half of Mancunia by midnight with a very fat wallet! I for one think this is another knife in the back of English Football. It'll please me greatly to see Fergie being gaumped at the last minute but I don't want to see Citeh becoming the new Chelsea. Why don't these Oligarch's ever want to buy Spurs!?!?!
Reply to jamiespurs:
Reply to Nunchucks:Reply to jamiespurs:Nunchucks
Was that when we signed the wooden pole that was Gregorsz Rasziak???Yes. Black Thursday, as it is now known.
Similarly to the moment when JFK was shot, I remember exactly what I was doing when that particular news story broke.LOL!
Me too! It was minutes after the deadline and I saw the grim news. "Spurs sign Derby's Rasziak" Oh how my heart sank. I actually contemplated offing myself that night!!
This window is killing me though. All the hype and worry over Berba leaving for Citeh and the...
JS 'Hearts' Huntelar
He better be good you've talked him up big style! (If we sign him of course)
Agree re the Citeh, most of my mates are Citeh fans and its bad enough as it is with their delusions of grandure (spelling?).
Hunts, AA, The V Man, Berba anywhere = Ginge1 Happy!
From Setanta:
15.08: Diego Milito looks set to rejoin Genoa. He was linked with a number of English clubs, including Tottenham on Monday morning, and also Real Madrid in some quarters.
We are getting Huntalaar maybe??? Or I am dreaming?
Reply to Wezza:
I think we're about to find out exactly what type of Bloke Berba is. All this CL talk is bull. He'll be in the sky blue half of Mancunia by midnight with a very fat wallet! I for one think this is another knife in the back of English Football. It'll please me greatly to see Fergie being gaumped at...
Well said. Be amazed if the rat says no to the lolly and the love-in he'll get.
Absolute cad.
Reply to PLN:
Jamie
1. We need to get as much money as possible
2. He doesn't want to play for us
3. I f*cking hate Man U and their pr*ck of a manager.
Who gives a toss if they have Berbatov, he's lazy and will cause as much damage there as he did with us. Good riddance.
...
here here PLN, he has no choice, the spurs players dont want him so he has to now go. I am not sure where it all sits legally though, if we have accepted citeh bid and he doesnt want to go there where does that leave us?
so far as i am aware we havent accepted manures offer so he would (i guess) have to rot in the reserves or do as i suggested a week or so ago; go on loan till xmas to barca, real etc......
what fun
Reply to Nunchucks:
Reply to jamiespurs:Nunchucks
Was that when we signed the wooden pole that was Gregorsz Rasziak???Yes. Black Thursday, as it is now known.
Similarly to the moment when JFK was shot, I remember exactly what I was doing when that particular news story broke.
Fucking made me laugh that!
Not signing..nonsense story im afraid to say...Veloso on his way if cash can be sorted!
Reply to Ion4ef:
From Setanta:
15.08: Diego Milito looks set to rejoin Genoa. He was linked with a number of English clubs, including Tottenham on Monday morning, and also Real Madrid in some quarters.
We are getting Huntalaar maybe??? Or I am dreaming?
We can all dream and why not!!! I bet City fans think they are in the middle of a fecking dream right now. One week look like they are in serious trouble the next they look like they have all the money in the world!
Reply to banger:
Reply to Ion4ef:From Setanta:
15.08: Diego Milito looks set to rejoin Genoa. He was linked with a number of English clubs, including Tottenham on Monday morning, and also Real Madrid in some quarters.
We are getting Huntalaar maybe??? Or I am dreaming?We can all dream and why not!!! I bet City fans think they are in the middle of a fecking dream right now. One week look like they are in serious trouble the next they look like they have all the money in the world!
just heard the fake sheick on Talksport, hope he aint buying Citeh
Reply to toddspur:
Reply to PLN:Jamie
1. We need to get as much money as possible
2. He doesn't want to play for us
3. I f*cking hate Man U and their pr*ck of a manager.
Who gives a toss if they have Berbatov, he's lazy and will cause as much damage there as he did with us. Good riddance.
...here here PLN, he has no choice, the spurs players dont want him so he has to now go. I am not sure where it all sits legally though, if we have accepted citeh bid and he doesnt want to go there where does that leave us?
so far as i am aware we havent accepted manures offer so he...
Up is down and black is white......Citeh the new Chelski..who we drew at the Bridge fortress yesterday..Arsenal, United and the Pool burdened with debt, and injuries..would love to be a fly on a bottle in Fergie the red nosed alchi's drinking room..Spurs and Villa actually behaving responsibly...It's a holiday today in Florida...I'm going to the pool with a cooler of beer and marguaritas and expect to be very crocked and happy round 7PM local time 12 midnight GMT....reality is sooooo far stranger then fiction....
New Spurs arrivals confirmed!!!!!*
Pavluychenko - £14 million - Done deal
Corluka - £8 million - Done deal
Veloso - £15 million - Terms agreed, subject to medical
Arshavin - £18 million - Terms agreed, subject to medical
Capel - £11 million - Most unlikely of the 4 to happen, but we have sent a medical team from within Spain to his club to go ahead with medical as soon as terms are agreed.
How the FCUK does that sound guys?
*Although not actually confirmed until u see it on the club website lol
PS. Berba to Manchester City & good fxuking riddance of u ask me!!!!!!
Reply to Ion4ef:
From Setanta:
15.08: Diego Milito looks set to rejoin Genoa. He was linked with a number of English clubs, including Tottenham on Monday morning, and also Real Madrid in some quarters.
We are getting Huntalaar maybe??? Or I am dreaming?
I'm thinking that Spurs must have some big name transfers to announce if they are letting Berba join Citeh and it seems that Milito is re-joining Genoa they must have at least one other striker lined up AND a midfielder!
Reply to jamiespurs:
PLN
I wish I felt the same as you. I just dont think I could handle Berba turning out in a Citeh shirt for some reason!
I HATE ManUre and I HATE ferguson but I could handle the rat signing for them. I dont know why but I just could!!
JamieR
...
I won't doubt Jamie R. I recall him posting some lively info previously, which in turn has been proved to be correct.
That probably explains why he hasn't mentioned Huntelaar once.
bloody hell that fourth spot looks booked Iam looking up ritch arab buyers for spurs i think this is arab war without the bullets the yanks are getting payed back they are going to bankrupt liverskint and morgage utd for bashing iraq.
Reply to MysteriousStranger:
Reply to jamiespurs:PLN
I wish I felt the same as you. I just dont think I could handle Berba turning out in a Citeh shirt for some reason!
I HATE ManUre and I HATE ferguson but I could handle the rat signing for them. I dont know why but I just could!!
JamieR
...I won't doubt Jamie R. I recall him posting some lively info previously, which in turn has been proved to be correct.
That probably explains why he hasn't mentioned Huntelaar once.
He did mention Huntelaar mate. Its on post number 76. Apparently he's having a medical at 5.30pm once Berba's transfer has been announced.
If Huntelaar signs then I dont give a toss where Berba goes.
Reply to MysteriousStranger:
Reply to jamiespurs:PLN
I wish I felt the same as you. I just dont think I could handle Berba turning out in a Citeh shirt for some reason!
I HATE ManUre and I HATE ferguson but I could handle the rat signing for them. I dont know why but I just could!!
JamieR
...I won't doubt Jamie R. I recall him posting some lively info previously, which in turn has been proved to be correct.
That probably explains why he hasn't mentioned Huntelaar once.
Ditto.
anyone know what Ramos said earlier, there is a link on NN via setanta but it aint opening?
If we sign Huntelaar then i shall be a very happy man.
The Dutch love the Spurs!
COYS!
conspiracy theory;
levy and co were tipped off (ooh matron) by Citeh board that they will have some serious cash before window shuts via arab buy out and will lodge a 30+++ mill bod for the sulking cunt.
this would make a lot of sense for the following reasons;
1. No legal action re corluka
2. Corluka now signs without malice from Citeh
3. Is why Poyet & co avoided the berba issue
4. Not chased Manure for higher offer
maybe i am talking shite but i think this has been in the pipeline for a week or so
I think Man Utd may be after him as well you know.
Saha has gone to Everton so they are very short on strikers now
"Huntelaar will sign for Spurs, after Ajax accepted an £18.5 million bid this morning. Huntelaar to undergo medical at 5.30, after Berbatov completes his move."
JamieR has said Huntelaar is coming, i hear Veluso has already signed and i just came.
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to MysteriousStranger:Reply to jamiespurs:PLN
I wish I felt the same as you. I just dont think I could handle Berba turning out in a Citeh shirt for some reason!
I HATE ManUre and I HATE ferguson but I could handle the rat signing for them. I dont know why but I just could!!
JamieR
...I won't doubt Jamie R. I recall him posting some lively info previously, which in turn has been proved to be correct.
That probably explains why he hasn't mentioned Huntelaar once.Ditto.
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Shit. My bad. Having read back to post 76. Sorry Jamie
I'm not sure if Harry was agreeing with me or you Jamie!
But Jamie R did omit any mention of Huntelaar in his update. Perhaps he didn't have to mention it with his exclusive that Huntelaar will sign at 5.30pm after Berba goes.
I will go out on a limb now and say "most" of what Jamie R has posted before has been accurate. I place myself firmly in sceptic's corner regarding his Huntelaar exclusive!
nearly crashed the car coming home from a weekend away when I heard this! .. at least now we will get the full asking price .. maybe even a bidding war!! ..
Football. Soap Opera for blokes!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to toddspur:check this out and my comment, sure you will figure out which is my post
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LINK#comment-1003Hahahahahahahahhahahahhaa.
Hahahhaahhahahahaha.
FAO Fuzzy Dunlop - Your comments are continuously deleted on sight, son. Be they chummy or bile. Feel free to keep going, but be advised you're done on here.
check this out and my comment, sure you will figure out which is my post
LINK#comment-1003
Reply to MysteriousStranger:
Reply to HarryHotspur:Reply to MysteriousStranger:Reply to jamiespurs:PLN
I wish I felt the same as you. I just dont think I could handle Berba turning out in a Citeh shirt for some reason!
I HATE ManUre and I HATE ferguson but I could handle the rat signing for them. I dont know why but I just could!!
JamieR
...I won't doubt Jamie R. I recall him posting some lively info previously, which in turn has been proved to be correct.
That probably explains why he hasn't mentioned Huntelaar once.Ditto.
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Shit. My bad. Having read back to post 76. Sorry Jamie
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I'm not sure if Harry was agreeing with me or you Jamie!But Jamie R did omit any mention of Huntelaar in his update. Perhaps he didn't have to mention it with his exclusive that Huntelaar will sign at 5.30pm after Berba...
I am very wary of Huntelaar info. But would agree that Jamie R has been a sensible voice.
would love it if the whole "verbal agreement" with United was really in anticipation of a bid from City. Like another poster said, we backed off after the earlier Corluka incident. Perhaps we had some inside indication that there would be a takeover and Hughes was interested in the Squirrel-feeding Bulgarian. This could of course all be fantasy, and he might be wearing the red of United by midnight. However, it makes me feel good to think we might possibly give Berbatov and Fergie a real shafting.
Of course Berba needs to agree but if Utd don't increase their bid he's stuck with City as his only escape route!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to Grazza:We are not a selling club.
More of a Blue Peter Bring & Buy Sale.
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Too true, I'm Not sure Berb out + Unknown Quants in is the right way forward. Sounds like a leap of faith....
Hope Levy has a parachute!
Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
MysteriousStranger
I am sceptical on Huntelaar but I think if we are selling Berba to City for £30m+ then we have to bring someone in who is not only a big name but also a player who will score goals. Huntelaar IMO fits that bill superbly.
I just really hope/think we need a big signing to make-up for selling Berba (YES i know he wanted to leave!) But he still needs replacing by a top notch player.
hey guys, i am unable to access the ramos vid clip. can someone please list the salient points? very much appreciated. btw, did he speak in english ?
Word on the street (whatever street that may be) is the Real Madrid have come into the scene. Mixed reports of the actual figure bid by city both most suggest 34, BBC have quoted 37m!! That is just insane. If Berba is gonna get 150k a week and special treatment I can see him going. Id much rather him fuck off out of england though
Well fuck me sideways....twice
I give my lawn a short back and sides, weed my patio, make some lunch and hear my 4yr old shout into the kitchen "your spurs are on the telly" I walk into SSN showing "Excess of 30 million accepted"
Laughed my fucking arse off - bring the cash in, spend wisely,, 2 week break to calm down then game fucking on....lets have it
Reply to Chingford Spur:
would love it if the whole "verbal agreement" with United was really in anticipation of a bid from City. Like another poster said, we backed off after the earlier Corluka incident. Perhaps we had some inside indication that there would be a takeover and Hughes was interested in the Squirrel-feeding...
see my earlier post on the same Ching
If it turns out that we sell Berba to City and get Veloso, Arshavin and Huntelaar, I hereby declare that I shall get Levy 1 on my next Spurs shirt.
Reply to prakash:
hey guys, i am unable to access the ramos vid clip. can someone please list the salient points? very much appreciated. btw, did he speak in english ?
Spoke in Spainish, basically saying hell be very happy when the Berbatov saga is over and he has four more players in the pipeline which he cannot discuss
Theyre playing it every 10mins on SkySportsNews
Can we make all other signing after 6pm to allow some work to be done today.
Client's eh? they just don't understand the transfer window
Reply to prakash:
hey guys, i am unable to access the ramos vid clip. can someone please list the salient points? very much appreciated. btw, did he speak in english ?
why not? didn;t work for me in FF but does in Internet explorer. Summary: Spoke in Spanish to spanish speaking interviewer. Said Corluka and Pav are top class, wait to find out more on berba, one man does not make a team, 1 point at chelscum might be important at the end of the season.
Reply to PLN:
If it turns out that we sell Berba to City and get Veloso, Arshavin and Huntelaar, I hereby declare that I shall get Levy 1 on my next Spurs shirt.
I don't tend to do polyester - but the urge to get the 3rd kit with either BIOYC or LEVY on is becoming increasingly... increased!
Fukcing Fukcing Hell
Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur and
Fukc Off Berbs, Whiny Git
You know this technically qualifies as a follow-up, right?
Reply to PLN:
If it turns out that we sell Berba to City and get Veloso, Arshavin and Huntelaar, I hereby declare that I shall get Levy 1 on my next Spurs shirt.
I wholeheartedly agree with you squire!
If those 3 come in then i will have the broadest smile in the whole of britain
CAN WE SIGN THEM?? IS IT POSSIBLE??
I fucking hope it is!!
This window is killing me!!
Said the trapped window cleaner!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to toddspur:check this out and my comment, sure you will figure out which is my post
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LINK#comment-1003Hahahahahahahahhahahahhaa.
, how dare you
Reply to Rossy:
Well fuck me sideways....twice
I give my lawn a short back and sides, weed my patio, make some lunch and hear my 4yr old shout into the kitchen "your spurs are on the telly" I walk into SSN showing "Excess of 30 million accepted"
Laughed my fucking arse off - bring the...
wouldnt have weed on yer garden however good the news might be Rossy
Reply to jamiespurs:
MysteriousStranger
I am sceptical on Huntelaar but I think if we are selling Berba to City for £30m+ then we have to bring someone in who is not only a big name but also a player who will score goals. Huntelaar IMO fits that bill superbly.
I just really hope/think we...
Jamie,
I remember a quote from Ramos saying that same thing. He stated that if Berba was to leave they would replace with the best striker available.
Ramos knows that losing Berba is a big blow and would have ear marked that money on THE big summer signing.
well i hope so anyway lol
COYS!
Reply to jamiespurs:
MysteriousStranger
I am sceptical on Huntelaar but I think if we are selling Berba to City for £30m+ then we have to bring someone in who is not only a big name but also a player who will score goals. Huntelaar IMO fits that bill superbly.
I just really hope/think we...
Jamie,
my scepticism, like Harry's, may be in part due to Ajax's Technical Director Danny Blind's quote in De Telegraaf today.
"To sell such an important player on a final day of the window is unacceptable.
In order to replace him at such a stage, we would have to pay an inflated fee for a replacement.
Therefore it has been agreed, that we will not respond to any offers that may be made on Monday"
Obviously we want to strenghen the squad with top drawer players. But I don't expect us to knock it out and pay way over the odds for someone either.
Reply to paulhasissues:
Can we make all other signing after 6pm to allow some work to be done today.
Client's eh? they just don't understand the transfer window![]()
I no its like they dont know how big this day is!!! Thank fuck im off work today!!!!
P.s If we get hintelaar and milito i will go fucking mental but can only see miltio happening BUT Ramos said maby 4 comeing in!!! Arr if only it was champmanger and u can skip a few hours i want the time to go quicker!!!
Berb will reject the move to city he seems like that kinda clown , just to force spurs to sell him to united. As for all the signings like huntelaar veloso etc , i just want them to sign veloso and another striker ,
did ramos actually say 4 players are coming ?
Nice one Fuzzy, back from Coventry? How is Chris Coleman?
Does anyone know how much this Berba bid from Citeh is??
Melbourneyiddo said he'd seen £37m being bandied about! thats just sill money!! And I must admit a deal to good to miss out on.
I really hope that we have some blinding players coming in.
Reply to chingfordyid99:
Reply to paulhasissues:Can we make all other signing after 6pm to allow some work to be done today.
Client's eh? they just don't understand the transfer window![]()
I no its like they dont know how big this day is!!! Thank fuck im off work today!!!!
P.s If we get hintelaar and milito i will go fucking mental but can only see miltio happening BUT Ramos said maby 4 comeing in!!! Arr if only it was champmanger and u can skip a few hours i want the...
Sorry about my shitty spelling!!!!!!
The Guardian tracker is saying that the fee agreed with City for Berba is GBP34m. It's still a bloody good deal for City (if he gives them his all).
Only passing on whats being spoken around Spurs.
Berbatov has been offered a £148,000 contract subject to a medical. Looks very unlikely that he wont accept.
Huntelaar bid has been accepted..dont know where he is. Medical is still on though.
Still dont know who the "fourth" striker is. But we are NOT getting four, thats certain.
Veloso and Arshavin seems to be either/or according to my source. Both will be late-nighters and we may not get one. Veloso seems most likely, Spurs are still not going to pay silly money for the Russian.
Reply to ndashing:
Berb will reject the move to city he seems like that kinda clown , just to force spurs to sell him to united. As for all the signings like huntelaar veloso etc , i just want them to sign veloso and another striker ,
did ramos actually say 4 players are coming ?
no - peeps misheard, he said another forward, not another four!!!
Reply to jamiespurs:
Does anyone know how much this Berba bid from Citeh is??
Melbourneyiddo said he'd seen £37m being bandied about! thats just sill money!! And I must admit a deal to good to miss out on.
I really hope that we have some blinding players coming in.
Jamie i am hearing £33 million
Reply to toddspur:
Reply to Rossy:Well fuck me sideways....twice
I give my lawn a short back and sides, weed my patio, make some lunch and hear my 4yr old shout into the kitchen "your spurs are on the telly" I walk into SSN showing "Excess of 30 million accepted"
Laughed my fucking arse off - bring the...wouldnt have weed on yer garden however good the news might be Rossy
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and after 12 tonight I will fly to Manchester and take a big shit on Fergies lawn and whip the letters D I M I
Why are you disguised as an illiterate on the Man Utd blogger page?
Reply to jamiespurs:
Does anyone know how much this Berba bid from Citeh is??
Melbourneyiddo said he'd seen £37m being bandied about! thats just sill money!! And I must admit a deal to good to miss out on.
I really hope that we have some blinding players coming in.
jamiespurs, I heard £34 mil. Berbatov has surely burned all his bridges at the Lane.
His atrocious attitude means he may have run out of club options. Thus, a large pay-rise will be compensation for not playing CL football.
'Ello Harry & Co. Greeting from Southampton. Anyway, I look at your board pretty much everyday (which I might add my missus doesn't like one bit!)
Today, like most people I've been glued to this board, NewsNow, SSN etc, and thought, of all days it was appropriate for me to join.
I can honestly say, bein a Spurs fan for all my life, this has to be one of the best last days of the transfer window I can remember.
I've nearly pissed my pants with excitement at least twice!
I just pray Berbatwatfacefuckhead goes to City, even if it does strengthen them, it has to be worth it just to let "Sir" *Spits on ground* Ferguson know he ain't the bollocks.
I think I'm gonna pass out before midnight.
Anyway, keep up the good work!
Reply to Rossy:
Reply to toddspur:Reply to Rossy:Well fuck me sideways....twice
I give my lawn a short back and sides, weed my patio, make some lunch and hear my 4yr old shout into the kitchen "your spurs are on the telly" I walk into SSN showing "Excess of 30 million accepted"
Laughed my fucking arse off - bring the...wouldnt have weed on yer garden however good the news might be Rossy
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and after 12 tonight I will fly to Manchester and take a big shit on Fergies lawn and whip the letters D I M I
here you are, take mine as well, you will see mine is a bit runny so it slides through his fingers nicely
jamie r i need to ask u and tell u sumt but cant say it on here...do u have msn ??
My missus has had a pop at me for having SSN on all day..... She couldn't understand what the fuss was.... I likened it to several lead characters on Sex and the City or Desperate Housewives dying, then some new characters appearing and having affairs and what not....
Now my missus understands how I feel.
If we sign Huntelaar I will personally strip off and run naked down the street with a marker pen drawing of levy and a note attached confessing my undying love. I might even send him a letter to ask if I could have his lovechild.
It ain't going to happen....
Huntelaar really ain't happenin is it? I figure if I keep being negative, I can't be disappointed!
God I wish it does!
JamieR
Days like these are when people like you become champions of the people!
If what you say is true then you are a legend!
£34m is an obscene amount of money for a player who is very very disruptive & only dances to his own tune. Can't really see him getting on with Mark Hughes but I'm sure the £148,000pw would help!!
FUZZY GET A LIFE YOU DICK. GO AND IRRITATE ANOTHER BLOG.
Reply to Nunchucks:
Why are you disguised as an illiterate on the Man Utd blogger page?
harry did it on my behalf
Reply to jamiespurs:
Does anyone know how much this Berba bid from Citeh is??
Melbourneyiddo said he'd seen £37m being bandied about! thats just sill money!! And I must admit a deal to good to miss out on.
I really hope that we have some blinding players coming in.
See this: LINK - entry for 3.35pm, The Guardian are claiming that it's 34m and you "heard it first" there 
Given that skysports are in chigwell, we'll soon see if anyone turns up!
Reply to SotonYID:
Huntelaar really ain't happenin is it? I figure if I keep being negative, I can't be disappointed!
God I wish it does!
Im being negative as well but im praying that itis true!
Not a homosexual. An illiterate. Unless, you're not boylovefoot-ball, in which case, apologies.
This is all to much lads, I'm excited of the thought of Huntelaar, Arshavin and Veloso but we'll see.
Who do you reckon is gonna sign by the end of tonight then?
Reply to Nunchucks:
Not a homosexual. An illiterate. Unless, you're not boylovefoot-ball, in which case, apologies.
i am not that muppet, spurs wont be bullied is moi
berbatov in car with fergie on his way to carrington
nooooooooooo
Reply to chingfordyid99:
Reply to SotonYID:Huntelaar really ain't happenin is it? I figure if I keep being negative, I can't be disappointed!
God I wish it does!Im being negative as well but im praying that itis true!
Think Huntelaar's just been spotted, holding hands and skipping through an unnamed airport in Uzbekistan with the one and only Rivaldo.
That should help for a while mate!
Reply to chingfordyid99:
Reply to paulhasissues:Can we make all other signing after 6pm to allow some work to be done today.
Client's eh? they just don't understand the transfer window![]()
I no its like they dont know how big this day is!!! Thank fuck im off work today!!!!
P.s If we get hintelaar and milito i will go fucking mental but can only see miltio happening BUT Ramos said maby 4 comeing in!!! Arr if only it was champmanger and u can skip a few hours i want the...
If only!
i'm surprised the internet hasn't crashed. My F5 button is now totally rubber ducked.
love it
Holy SHIT!
Being a half-world away and in a different time zone, I wake up 10 minutes ago to find the world has gone completely mad!
Dimi to ManC for 34m, Corluka in to babysit Mod, Harry's hitting the bubbly and Ginge1 is dressed down to his skivvies with his missus minding the camcorder!
SSN saying Arshavin won't be coming to Spurs in this window - Zenit saying it's too late. Any deal from now would be a pre-contract to get him in January.
Tossers at the Mail claim Fergie has "reacted to City's audacious swoop by offering Tottenham ?20m and young striker Fraizer Campbell for Berbatov" -- does that mean he thinks the 20 year old is worth 14m? Someone's 'avin a laugh!
Going to ManU & ManC.....
1600: "I have just seen Klass-Jan Huntelaar at Manchester airport! City or United?"
Glover via text on 81111
Fuck sake, Arshavin isn't coming by the looks of it
Maybe Fergie is trying to screw us by tempting Huntelaar! NOOOOOOO!!
Give him Berba and we'll snatch the Huntelaar.
Zenit say Smoothbum def NOT going to Spurs.
Berbasulk is APPARENTLY with FERGIE NOT HUGHES according to SSN.
Zenit are a bunch of muppets. The only people they have ended up screwing is themselves! By the time January rolls around Arshavin will have just finished the Russian season and will be suitably knackered. He will have been off the radar for a few months and the combination of those two factors will have seen his price drop dramatically.
Can you three girls have your bitch fight elsewhere please?
If keeping my excitement down about Huntelaar. What if he's here for ManU?
I would take the BBC forums with a pinch of salt. There has been some crazy entries on there today. Apparently that French dude, Benzema (if that's correct) was seen on an easyjet flight to manchester!!!
Some good news please!
We better have something big lined up!
Reply to Jamie R:
Only passing on whats being spoken around Spurs.
Berbatov has been offered a £148,000 contract subject to a medical. Looks very unlikely that he wont accept.
Huntelaar bid has been accepted..dont know where he is. Medical is still on though.
Still...
f/cking hell .. looks like I won't be getting any work done today with all this excitment.. its going to be a bucket of chicken & a tray of Heineken in front of Sky Sports News day instead!
IF berba is with Fergie then we must have agreed a fee with them.
I need to get home and watch Sky Sports news!
Bugger me, easyjet must be coining it in with the number of players spotted flying in to manchester
Reading all this with great excitement but a bit of skeptasisim as well, I really hope half these signings come off.
I wouldnt be surprised of Real or barca come in with a last minute deal for berbanob at some point this evening.
anyone else's newsnow gone comepltly tits up ?
Reply to paulhasissues:
Reply to chingfordyid99:Reply to paulhasissues:Can we make all other signing after 6pm to allow some work to be done today.
Client's eh? they just don't understand the transfer window![]()
I no its like they dont know how big this day is!!! Thank fuck im off work today!!!!
P.s If we get hintelaar and milito i will go fucking mental but can only see miltio happening BUT Ramos said maby 4 comeing in!!! Arr if only it was champmanger and u can skip a few hours i want the...If only!
i'm surprised the internet hasn't crashed. My F5 button is now totally rubber ducked.
love it
How mine aint fucked i dnt know! Give it another 8 1/2 hours and it will be!
Harry mate, Question: Will United have to match Citehs bid to get Berbatov? What if the cunt doesnt want to sign for Citeh.. what say does he have? just want to get an idea of the contractual side of things ..
Reply to Magoolio:
IF berba is with Fergie then we must have agreed a fee with them.
I need to get home and watch Sky Sports news!
SSN Tellow Ticker is saying Berbatov & Hughes meeting on for this afternoon.
Maybe old red-nose has stumped up the reddies after selling Saha to Everton!!
Either way it seems that Citeh or ManUre will sign the Bulgarian Twat Bag and they seem to have drawn eachother out of the woodwork and into a bidding war!
Thankyou Citeh for doing Fergie!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to Magoolio:IF berba is with Fergie then we must have agreed a fee with them.
I need to get home and watch Sky Sports news!
SSN Tellow Ticker is saying Berbatov & Hughes meeting on for this afternoon.
More like it!
Cheers 'arry
What if Utd offer the same amount as citeh, then citeh turn there attention to Huntelarr and maybe Veloso, were fcked, hold ya breath guys this could still all go pearshaped for us.
sounds like if fergie does stump up the cash and matches the offer Citeh can afford to triple it if need be. Apprently the arabs are worth ten times more than abramovich
Reply to mikey:
FUZZY GET A LIFE YOU DICK. GO AND IRRITATE ANOTHER BLOG.
He's gone off to post on the PETA site telling them that fur is chic and they've got it all wrong...
Been of work all day today and gonna have nice quiet evening sitting infront of the tv watching ssn while eating chinese take away! Hopefully it will get better with some big signings!
Does anyone feel, like me, rather disappointed in this manic chaotic buying and selling on D-Day. Should we not have concluded our main business ages ago. I know that selling teams/players hang on to see which options pan out but this is just stupid.
Berba should have gone weeks ago. We should have had a replacement for Keane walk through the door minutes after Keane had left and not 4 games in to the season - Pav is now UEFA Cup tied as is Corluka.
So what if we get £30m for Berba. We better have the replacements lined up to go, that money will do us no good if we do not spend it well on the right player.
I feel embarrassed by the way we are doing business. It is desperate, last ditch and unprofessional.
Fergie up for kidknapping charges? Maybe Dimitar was heading for city but SAF wasn't to let that happen.
As if he was seen in the car with him on the way to carrington
I can see the Berba to Citeh story going right to the wire only to see him sign for ManUre at the last minute.
The problem is that even if Citeh's bid for Berba is higher we cannot force him to sign their contract offer if he doesn't want to. Lets be realistic, if ManUre up their bid to say £30m then Berba will be allowed to talk to them as we want rid of him and we know that he'll definitely agree to sign for Fergie & ManUre.
Reply to Wizard_Of_Os:
Tossers at the Mail claim Fergie has "reacted to City's audacious swoop by offering Tottenham ?20m and young striker Fraizer Campbell for Berbatov" -- does that mean he thinks the 20 year old is worth 14m? Someone's 'avin a laugh!
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The first three words are the clue there, mate... Those monkeys in the Mail's online basement have seriously run out of ideas. Look out for 'Sheringham To Replace Saha' headline around 6pm tonight.
I know this is off topic for a second, but did anyone see Mendes goal for Rangers yesterday?
It's not wrong to have a man crush on him is it??
Selling to City would be priceless irony as well of course as the Yids selling him to the Arabs!
However lets see how it all falls come midnight, I have heard a whisper that the Red nosed one has counter offered... this could get even better, the price goes up and Fergie could still lose out....he'd have apoplexy, I just hope there's a reporter with a tape recorder nearby!
Reply to paulhasissues:
I know this is off topic for a second, but did anyone see Mendes goal for Rangers yesterday?
It's not wrong to have a man crush on him is it??![]()
I think it's alright, just as long as you aren't wearing a 'man bag' whilst doing so...
Latest from Manchester airport:
Citeh and Utd limos head-on crash in front of arrivals lounge!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to paulhasissues:I know this is off topic for a second, but did anyone see Mendes goal for Rangers yesterday?
It's not wrong to have a man crush on him is it??![]()
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I think it's alright, just as long as you aren't wearing a 'man bag' whilst doing so...
Oh dear
(try's to hide man bag under desk)
Tell Nurse that i'm going for a walk in the woods with my revolver, maybe some time
Reply to fatfish:
Milito to Genoa, according to Setanta.
LINK
Dontcha just love the revolving door....
gary - 01 September 2008 15:43
"all lies, will be training at the spurs lodge next week, along with arshavin. veloso never coming."
I wonder if it's the Gary from that episode of Only Fools And Horses?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaary.
Reply to paulhasissues:
I know this is off topic for a second, but did anyone see Mendes goal for Rangers yesterday?
It's not wrong to have a man crush on him is it??![]()
I watched the game yesterday as obviously living in Scotland I support Rangers (as my scottish team) to maintain an interest in scottish football and generally so i can be involved in office footy chats lol
Mendes has been a revelation in the SPL! He's showing himself to be pure class. He's way too good for the SPL and his goal showed that yesterday!
Reply to paulhasissues:
I know this is off topic for a second, but did anyone see Mendes goal for Rangers yesterday?
It's not wrong to have a man crush on him is it??![]()
I reckon you've got about as much chance of scoring with Pedro as he's got beating Roy Carrol from the half-way line!
I would still like to have Pedro at the Lane. Was gutted when we sold him to Pompey, the guy is a class act. I watched the game yesterday and he very, very rarely gives the ball away. Unlike JJ, he seems to have a habit of kicking it to the wrong team.
Allhellzapoppin.
SSN understands that Berbatov is at Manchester United and has opted for the char grilled tuna with nicoise dressing.
I knew he would sign for Utd. Citeh whilst being very ambitious in their bid have only served to smoke out ManUre. Utd must have upped the anti and used the Saha cash to raise the bid to £30m+. IMO Berba has told Spurs that he'll only sign for Utd and thats forced our hand. Thanks for helping us "up the ante" Citeh
So we must have agreed a fee with United then?
I wonder how much?
Reply to Snap:
Latest from Manchester airport:
Citeh and Utd limos head-on crash in front of arrivals lounge!
That would be a classic what would be even better would be hughes and fergie both waiting at arrivals and he had to choose who to go with!
More fodder for Levy's tapping up file? Le sulk due to meet ManC officials after a deal is accepted, yet he detours to get one last hug (and maybe a reach-around) from the red-nosed one?
Reply to Devonshirespur:
Does anyone feel, like me, rather disappointed in this manic chaotic buying and selling on D-Day. Should we not have concluded our main business ages ago. I know that selling teams/players hang on to see which options pan out but this is just stupid.
Berba should have gone weeks...
My sentiments exactly, Watson.
Ok, so we know he's going, can it not just happen now. I wanna know who these 4 are that are coming in!? (According to JR)
There has to be at least one that no one has mentioned? It's always the way with us at the end of the window.
Please not Gary Doherty
SSN Yellow Ticketr saying that Zenit are saying Arshavin WON'T happen this window...
Reply to Stokey yid:
What if Utd offer the same amount as citeh, then citeh turn there attention to Huntelarr and maybe Veloso, were fcked, hold ya breath guys this could still all go pearshaped for us.
its bloody late in the day for them to complete the signings you mention, at least we have progression on those (so we are told)
Reply to Nunchucks:
Reply to Devonshirespur:Does anyone feel, like me, rather disappointed in this manic chaotic buying and selling on D-Day. Should we not have concluded our main business ages ago. I know that selling teams/players hang on to see which options pan out but this is just stupid.
Berba should have gone weeks...My sentiments exactly, Watson.
Thirded.
I thought Saha went to the mints on a freebie, fergie has probably been made to spend half an hour on his knees in the big bosses office convincing the yanks to stump up the extra cash............... For on his knees and convincing please read sucking off or taking a fat one.......
Reply to toddspur:
conspiracy theory;
levy and co were tipped off (ooh matron) by Citeh board that they will have some serious cash before window shuts via arab buy out and will lodge a 30+++ mill bod for the sulking cunt.
this would make a lot of sense for the following reasons;
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i agree with pretty much all of what u'v said ALTHO from a different angle! as in there was no legal action, corluka transfer went ahead etc, but we did so because citeh promised to bid big money for berbs knowin that wud force man utd to spend big money wen they mite not have needed to - id be surprised if berbs goes to citeh as he says he wants CL footy AND to play specifically for united! could be a little cartel developin outside the top 4!
Stokey yid, I've been trying to post the exact same point for a while, it's sooooo busy on here, think the system might blow up lol.
Reply to spurs fan:
Reply to toddspur:conspiracy theory;
levy and co were tipped off (ooh matron) by Citeh board that they will have some serious cash before window shuts via arab buy out and will lodge a 30+++ mill bod for the sulking cunt.
this would make a lot of sense for the following reasons;
...i agree with pretty much all of what u'v said ALTHO from a different angle! as in there was no legal action, corluka transfer went ahead etc, but we did so because citeh promised to bid big money for berbs knowin that wud force man utd to spend big money wen they mite not have needed to - id be...
even if the cnut goes to utd then what a ride we yids have had imagining fergie with a sliver of poo in his grundies
It's now crunch time.
does anyone know where the zenit quote about smoothbum came from??
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to Nunchucks:Reply to Devonshirespur:Does anyone feel, like me, rather disappointed in this manic chaotic buying and selling on D-Day. Should we not have concluded our main business ages ago. I know that selling teams/players hang on to see which options pan out but this is just stupid.
Berba should have gone weeks...My sentiments exactly, Watson.
Thirded.
Fourthed (is that correctly put?)
It strikes me that Levy etc run the club superbly and very rarely make a decision that doesn't benefit the club but sometimes their beahviour is very very strange, haphazard and unprofessional to say the least.
I stand corrected its was for an undisclosed amount, and my itk's told me it wasn't a fat one but a chilled bottle of chablis fergie took up him...........
lads, new twist. ssn saying real madrid are on the verge of putting in a 45 million euro bid (36 million pound) for berbasulk, but all dependant on robinho. what is goin on. please be true
JamieR
Anymore news mate?? I'm dying to find out if Huntelaar is having his medical at 5.30pm like you said
Anyone.... Is SSN still reporting Berba having a medical at ManUre???
I've just got home and started watching SSN - Ramos said another FORWARD coming in if Berbatov leaves, not FOUR players. You guys got my hopes up!!!
Reports coming out of spain from senior officials that Real Madrid ar set to launch a 45m euro bid for Berba! works out at about £36m!
Fuck me, Madrid have made an offer of around £37m for Berbatov.
City/United/Madrid, this is crazy.
I've heard that Ramos has been misquoted and that he has promised a new forward player and not four new players!
Quote from the Evening Standard:
Wherever Berbatov goes, it looks like his replacement will be Andrei Arshavin after all. Tottenham have finally agreed a fee of just over £20m with Zenit St Petersburg for the striker but have to resolve how the sum will be paid.
all the excitement has just gone out the window
huntalaar hasnt been spotted in england...ajax have just said hes in amsterdam still
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JamieR
Anymore news mate?? I'm dying to find out if Huntelaar is having his medical at 5.30pm like you said
Anyone.... Is SSN still reporting Berba having a medical at ManUre???
Some journo on SSN saying he just got off the trumpet to the Ajax Director and the boy Huntelaar is in the Dam & will be collecting an award there.... this evening.
Mozza have you heard SSN reporting that Arshavin is said to be going NOWHERE this transfer window
jamie r u talk soo much fucking shit...huntalaar for medical at 5;30? thats bollocks coz ssn have just been speaking to ajax and hes in amsterdam
Who's this Gomes then, fancy buying another keeper called Gomes
ManUre, Real Madrid, Citeh
Where would you go??? lol Sorry Citeh fans, You probably got your hopes up but I think this one is well out of your reach!!!
Will the Huntelaar come or are we being too optimistic?
Course I did Sam but thought I would mention seeing as how it's coming in from all angles. What's to say SSN is right and the Evening Standard isn't. I'm not saying that either them are but thought I would share the love. Never mind.
berba to real madrid for £36m???!
SSN must be pulling my leg!
I wish it was true Mozza but getting my hopes up is a bad idea considering I've heard that from SSN.
abso-fucking-lutely quality this one
New in from "CroydonToday"
LINK
Spurs Agree Gomes Transfer
Heskey?! No!!!
Villa or Gomez to City? We should be in for them.
AS IF HAVE MAINTAINED ALL DAY - HE IS NOT COMING.
Question is who are we going to sign ?(couldnt give a fuck where Berba goes!) Rasiak!!??
SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!! SSN SAID THE DREADED WORD ... HESKEY!
Reply to jamiespurs:
Heskey aint coming!!! No way. He stated this morning that he wants to stay at Wigan.
I'm starting to worry. Berba is definitely going to be gone by 12pm tonight but we dont have a replacement yet. Ramos has been told he can have another striker and they are obviosuly bringing one in...
David Villa?
The Guardian are wondering if Berba is worth three clubs offering more than £30mil, have they ever seen him play?
SSN seem to have toned down their story of us getting Milito, maybe theyve realised they had nothing to back it up with.
Ya know what makes me chuckle. On the day where transfer activity is at its peak, the so called ITK's are nowhere to be seen..... Funny that!!
Guys... heard a rather strange rumour... Owen to Spurs...??? Thoughts people...???
So - No Arshavin (confirmed by Zenit in the last hour).
No Huntelaar (Confirmed by Ajax just now and is in Amsterdam ALL NIGHT).
No Milito (Singing for Genoa)
No Veloso or any mention of, as yet.
Berba off to ManU/Man City or Real.
So, goes to show, all these rumor mongers who know Tom, dick and harry at the club, actually dick, dick and Dick!
Why do you bother?
Heskey aint coming!!! No way. He stated this morning that he wants to stay at Wigan.
I'm starting to worry. Berba is definitely going to be gone by 12pm tonight but we dont have a replacement yet. Ramos has been told he can have another striker and they are obviosuly bringing one in but who is it?????
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goodbye. thanks for the wad, some goals and assists - now fcuk off.
Prayers of worship? Errm I think the Dungeon of Ms. Danielle the 18 year old supreme mistress is closed on Sunday. I think they polish all the leather outfits.