Pavlyuchenko Photo On Official Site - Then Not...

What the fuck... this is getting like the Robinho debacle lol!

That was funnier mind, a mate of mine at work nearly bought one the other day.

What's the coup then? erasing a mistake as its not signed sealed? or a late change of heart after he saw the shops on display in Bruce Grove High Street....?

Nine minutes.

Tsk tsk....

BBC score has just confirmed the signing so it looks like a false alarm....

LINK

its on the spurs site now

Reply to vincenzo_spur:

What the fuck... this is getting like the Robinho debacle lol!

That was funnier mind, a mate of mine at work nearly bought one the other day.

What's the coup then? erasing a mistake as its not signed sealed? or a late change of heart after he saw the shops on display in...

A shirt that is.

With robinho's name.

From the club website that is...

And as if by magic the bleeding thing's up again... It's done. Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Six according to News Now.. oh well.

maybe because in the 1st pic he wernt smiling! dam he looks so much like camron diaze

Deal done

LINK

now all we need is for the board to get their
fingers out and sign a few more....

Any news on the other signings have any been spotted at spurs yet

Now bottom of the league! Gotta laugh-NOT!

any news on veluso harry? and what pos does segio garcia play?

A mate of mine who works up at spurs with the kits has apparently been told Pav's been given the number 9...

I take that as bye bye berbatov, wouldn't you say harry?

Can he play tomorrow

Oh dear Harry we are scraping the barrel for things to write about like your last earth shattering piece on 3 signings which was a straight cut and paste from bbc606 and even that turned out to be a wind up.
Mug!

can he play tomorrow ?

They have announced him now to soften the blow of us being LAST!

LINK garcia leems like a left sided lennon dont know if thats good or bad

Reply to Dicky Yid:

A mate of mine who works up at spurs with the kits has apparently been told Pav's been given the number 9...

I take that as bye bye berbatov, wouldn't you say harry?

squad numbers have already been set,
once berb was given it, thats it, prem
has to have numbers before start of season

We obviously bought him in case Bent gets injured.

We must have the 3 or 4 signings were gonna make all SORTED, if we've got time to sign ZOKORA on an EXTENDED contract?!

Not sure why we've done that, unless we want to guarentee a bigger selling fee from Jol before Monday night.
Or unless JR sees a way of getting him to DEFEND better.
He's not a bad squad player to be honest, Bit like Jenas, But NOT good enough to start!

Im praying we sign Veloso, and King stays fit, so we can put Jenas out of his misery and let him have a LONG sit down on the bench.

If we can get Veloso, Ashavin, Corluka and maybe even Huntelaar, I'd be well happy, and let Bent go prove himself somewhere else.
With Pav obviously, would be a nice squad to work with.

I, as i hope maany of you will be praying everything goes well before midnight on Monday.

AND PLEASE GUYS dont panic if we get beat badly by Chelski.
WE KNOW jenas aint the DM we need, and Hutton aint fit yet, and King and match fit yet.
And Bent wont be playin many games for us, and Modric and J2S will take a while to get up to pace, as most foreigners do.

So dont panic, as long as we dont go there and put 10 men behind the ball, Im happy whatever the score, seriously!
It will take us a while to be the Top4 team.

Remember it took Man.U 4 games before they won last season and we know what they did, so we got atleast 10 games before we need to panic.

COYS

Reply to boogiedoctor:

Reply to Dicky Yid:

A mate of mine who works up at spurs with the kits has apparently been told Pav's been given the number 9...

I take that as bye bye berbatov, wouldn't you say harry?

squad numbers have already been set,
once berb was given it, thats it, prem
has to have numbers before start of season

I'm only passing on what I've heard...

You can however give someonee the number 9 if the older number 9 has been removed from the squad...

Reply to kwakspur:

We must have the 3 or 4 signings were gonna make all SORTED, if we've got time to sign ZOKORA on an EXTENDED contract?!

Not sure why we've done that, unless we want to guarentee a bigger selling fee from Jol before Monday night.
Or unless JR sees a way of getting him to...

Don't worry pet we're going to win tomorrow.

no dicky, as no. 10 also cannot be used this
season

oops no. 10 was given to bent as pointy bloke
moved before season....

Reply to boogiedoctor:

no dicky, as no. 10 also cannot be used this
season

Don't shoot the messenger... Shoot my mate Pete who told me that lol

Reply to 01223:

Oh dear Harry we are scraping the barrel for things to write about like your last earth shattering piece on 3 signings which was a straight cut and paste from bbc606 and even that turned out to be a wind up.
Mug!

What really makes me laugh is the Spurs List is accusing me of nicking that from them and Spurs Odious are convinced they had the exclusive. Hard times indeed for honest men.

Oh yeah, try reading that piece again, sweetheart, you can't cope with me receiving emails?

Your problem.

i agree bulg sulk will be gone,
dont think he will until we sign another
striker though, or have one lined up at
least...

Reply to onedavemackay:

We obviously bought him in case Bent gets injured.

That's my hope.

3-1 to the chavs. I'm in a positive mood tonight...

Reply to big yid :

can he play tomorrow ?

My understanding is YES.

Can anyone shed any light beyond this. please?

hopefully we will sign veloso incase zokora
gets injured... i can only hope!

Reply to boogiedoctor:

i agree bulg sulk will be gone,
dont think he will until we sign another
striker though, or have one lined up at
least...

Still knee deep in Smoothbum talks.

do you think so harry, i do like a smooth bum.
its getting to a point where anyone will do,
well maybe not polish beanpoles!

What about this Harry? The story claims the Zaragoza chairman, Agapito Iglesias, is in London to dicuss the moves of Milito and Garcia...
LINK
Any truth in this to ur knowing?

that one sounds like plan be dicky....
millito looks ok though

Reply to boogiedoctor:

that one sounds like plan be dicky....
millito looks ok though

Yeh but i really can't see why we would be interested in Garcia... He hardly seems premiership standard... well at least not the standard we are trying to set?

ive thought that before..... but we do still
sign them!!
sky reports roman is flying off back to russia
to play for the motherland, so wont be at chelski game.

Reply to Dicky Yid:

What about this Harry? The story claims the Zaragoza chairman, Agapito Iglesias, is in London to dicuss the moves of Milito and Garcia...
LINK
Any truth in this to ur knowing?

That is an excellent site. Let me say that. Top notch journo. My only concern is that these bloody agents don't stop lying and grafting. They just refuse to. So occasionally old the old G Man gets sold a lemon. A beautiful, organic, imported from somewhere dead nice one, but extremely lemony all the same.

He gets better lemons than me, in fact.

But... my view is and has always been - buy'em all.

We're going to war. Not a picnic.

gul. bal. posted this story earlier in the week
which he poo pooed it, after it was in spanish
press. now he changes his mind so could be
truth in it...

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to big yid :

can he play tomorrow ?

My understanding is YES.

Can anyone shed any light beyond this. please?

Sky sports reckon he wont be at the bridge tomorrow, hes registered too late, and so has gone back to link up with the ruskies for their qualifiers this week.

GMR is apparently reporting that Mark Hughes wants more than the 5 million we agreed with citehs suits 2 weeks ago. If we dont rise to 8.5m then Corluka cant come down to spurs! Any truth in this Harry?

good news on pavlova, i still have a weird feeling about David Villa, now we have our version of peter crouch it would make a great combo.....

wow harry, you got right, i dont mean the fact that we signed pavluchencko, I mean the fact that you put it on this blog without making any spelling mistakes from when you nicked it from every newspaper who talked about it the other day.

harry and his imaginary friend in the finance department at spurs...

I think it's rediculous that Ramos has given Jenas the role of vice-captain, because it means that its unlikely he will leave him out of the squad which we really need to in order to have a squad that will play the whole game, rather than turning up when they want... just as Jenas does every game... Start the Hudd instead!!! or even anyone else who will try to play football!

incase you haven't noticed, i'm not a big fan of Jenas... I have my rhymes for him...

To the tune of *Jermain Defoe, is a Yido*

*Jermaine Jenas, has no... (I think you can guess what it is)*

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

wow harry, you got right, i dont mean the fact that we signed pavluchencko, I mean the fact that you put it on this blog without making any spelling mistakes from when you nicked it from every newspaper who talked about it the other day.

harry and his imaginary friend in the finance...

Alright Ossies 'small piece' Dream, my dad / mum says hello. Told her we'd spoke and she hoped you weren't still suffering from pseudo-penis envy. I told her you were and that suprising you were still alive (don't know how you're keeping the virus at bay!)
Good to see you back on here, I was afraid you got too upset the other day and your carer had banned you from coming on 'this nasty blog'.

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

wow harry, you got right, i dont mean the fact that we signed pavluchencko, I mean the fact that you put it on this blog without making any spelling mistakes from when you nicked it from every newspaper who talked about it the other day.

harry and his imaginary friend in the finance...

Hello Big Man.

Great you came back to snipe to my face. So, anything worth reading yet or just the usual?

You like another poster with whom you shared a computer the other day appear unable to bare the thought I get sent information that coincides with that of others.

I'm in what can only be described as great form, so I'll indulge you once more, I credit all sources. Ask Bethnal Barry.

Jesus Ossie. I am capable of making up a better name than TT Dave if I was just lifting off of another site.

I know you want me to have done that, but I didn't dear. Try to cope.

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

wow harry, you got right, i dont mean the fact that we signed pavluchencko, I mean the fact that you put it on this blog without making any spelling mistakes from when you nicked it from every newspaper who talked about it the other day.

harry and his imaginary friend in the finance...

Alright Ossies 'small piece' Dream, my dad / mum says hello. Told her we'd spoke and she hoped you weren't still suffering from pseudo-penis envy. I told her you were and that suprising you were still alive (don't know how you're keeping the virus at bay!)
Good to see you back on here, I was...

ps I wonder if Harry's imaginary friend in the finance department knows your imaginary girlfriend?

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

wow harry, you got right, i dont mean the fact that we signed pavluchencko, I mean the fact that you put it on this blog without making any spelling mistakes from when you nicked it from every newspaper who talked about it the other day.

harry and his imaginary friend in the finance...

Alright Ossies 'small piece' Dream, my dad / mum says hello. Told her we'd spoke and she hoped you weren't still suffering from pseudo-penis envy. I told her you were and that suprising you were still alive (don't know how you're keeping the virus at bay!)
Good to see you back on here, I was...

Careful now, you'll be branded as one of Harry's lackies....

The trouble with this class of know it all imbecile is you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

What is telling of course that this jockey never has anything to say about.....






.....football.

OSSIES DREAM is...


































... a waste of space

Got a good feeling about this pavlova geezer. Same birthday as me.
Anyone know if he is cup tied for the euro games?

Dicky Yid, I take it you don't go to any of our matches due to your intensely immature and completely inaccurate assessment of Jenas. We are a much better team when he is on the pitch and this was clearly shown by the times he was injured last season. He is the only spurs player who consistently scores against the top 4 and his energy levels are the best in the team. I agree that he isn't the most creative player, yet he gets his fair share of assists and we have bought in other players to give the team those attributes.

To even suggest that Huddlestone should start ahead of Jenas shows your complete lack of intelligence concerning spurs. He has been abysmal in the majority of games he has played for us.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

wow harry, you got right, i dont mean the fact that we signed pavluchencko, I mean the fact that you put it on this blog without making any spelling mistakes from when you nicked it from every newspaper who talked about it the other day.

harry and his imaginary friend in the finance...

Alright Ossies 'small piece' Dream, my dad / mum says hello. Told her we'd spoke and she hoped you weren't still suffering from pseudo-penis envy. I told her you were and that suprising you were still alive (don't know how you're keeping the virus at bay!)
Good to see you back on here, I was...

Careful now, you'll be branded as one of Harry's lackies....

The trouble with this class of know it all imbecile is you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

What is telling of course that this jockey never has anything to say about.....

...

it just makes me laugh that they spend so much energy disrespecting any info you put (agree with the damned analogy) out. The daft thing is there is no way he can know what sources you have and if there's any truth in it, as such how can you mock it as you cannot know (they don't seem to get this!) and they don't realise that these things can be all but done and fall through at the last minute. Does that mean the info is wrong? As i've put before I'd like to know who we're trying to sign as well as who we actually sign as you can see if the club are trying to fill certain voids in the squad.

ginge1, so glad you could take the time to put your bitch tits back in that bra so you could type without em getting in the way...but my my..seems your still upset about the other night.

Harry, dont flatter yourself, you dont have lackies, anyone who agrees with you is just you typing under a another name, apart from ginge1, even the best photoshop designer couldnt have come up that that monkeys arse of a face.

while I'm here "know it all imbecile" pot calling the kettle black. You put these stories here, nicked from newsnow, BBC606 and the papers and claim you knew it all yourself, imbecillic describes you to a tee, I'd call you a hack but at least a hack deals with the facts, from the peace and quiet of your bedroom you live in a imaginary world of contacts from your "friends' in the fiance dept of spurs...silly sod.

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

ginge1, so glad you could take the time to put your bitch tits back in that bra so you could type without em getting in the way...but my my..seems your still upset about the other night.

Harry, dont flatter yourself, you dont have lackies, anyone who agrees with you is just you...

OK that was your last comment on here that won't be deleted on sight. Not because you don't love me, but on the grounds you are so diseased with hate you think the pic was photoshopped. Back to the 606'ers with you.

Reply to cockeralliz:

Dicky Yid, I take it you don't go to any of our matches due to your intensely immature and completely inaccurate assessment of Jenas. We are a much better team when he is on the pitch and this was clearly shown by the times he was injured last season. He is the only spurs player who consistently...

Easy Duchess.

Jenas can be (teases out Dannyboy) a complete let down merchant that said when he does spring into action he's glorious.

The same can be said of our Tommy.

Welcome to being Tottenham and welcome to a fellow Yid.

Eh?

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to cockeralliz:

Dicky Yid, I take it you don't go to any of our matches due to your intensely immature and completely inaccurate assessment of Jenas. We are a much better team when he is on the pitch and this was clearly shown by the times he was injured last season. He is the only spurs player who consistently...

Easy Duchess.

Jenas can be (teases out Dannyboy) a complete let down merchant that said when he does spring into action he's glorious.

The same can be said of our Tommy.

Welcome to being Tottenham and welcome to a fellow Yid.

Eh?

My point excatly, when he decides to play, he is top class, he just goes missing far too often...

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

ginge1, so glad you could take the time to put your bitch tits back in that bra so you could type without em getting in the way...but my my..seems your still upset about the other night.

Harry, dont flatter yourself, you dont have lackies, anyone who agrees with you is just you...

Mini P!
Boy-boobs are free cathcing the breeze and 'swinging low sweet chariot' thank you very much.
glad you have time to check all these websites, cross reference them to each other and still have time to talk to your imaginary girlfriend. What a full life you lead!
I thought I looked like a fat Ray Parlor or Michael Caines fat brother? surely getting a pic of them and adding a bit of bloaty via photoshop wouldn't be too difficult?
As for a Monkeys arse face, there must be some damn fine looking monkey rear end at the zoo's near you!
Upset, I thought I told you I love this and you were the one that vanished the other night?
ps how many people commented on your put downs? Go-on have a luck, best way of judging who got'served' beeeyaatch!
A.Y.T. son, A.Y.T.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

ginge1, so glad you could take the time to put your bitch tits back in that bra so you could type without em getting in the way...but my my..seems your still upset about the other night.

Harry, dont flatter yourself, you dont have lackies, anyone who agrees with you is just you...

OK that was your last comment on here that won't be deleted on sight. Not because you don't love me, but on the grounds you are so diseased with hate you think the pic was photoshopped. Back to the 606'ers with you.

let him comment! I love dissing him i'm sat here stopping my Mrs watching Pop Choir or X choir or whatever its called (which is a good thing cos it's absoulte gash!) she keeps giving it 'what are you laughing at?' & 'will you be quiet while I watch this'.
Upsetting ossie & the Mrs at the same time........it makes me proud!

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

ginge1, so glad you could take the time to put your bitch tits back in that bra so you could type without em getting in the way...but my my..seems your still upset about the other night.

Harry, dont flatter yourself, you dont have lackies, anyone who agrees with you is just you...

credit where it is due the monkeys arse of a face paragraph was top work.

well it made me laugh..

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to big yid :

can he play tomorrow ?

My understanding is YES.

Can anyone shed any light beyond this. please?

i know that to play 3pm Sat you need the relevant forms in with the FA by noon on Fri soso i assume it needs to be in 27hours before kick off. So what with us kicking off at 1:30pm tomorrow he would have needed to have signed by 10:30 this morning, which is plausable as the offical site announced it at 4pm so they had six hours to get him a kit and a photographer before telling us all.

Good eve gents - although I'm endlessly entertained by the delightful back-and-forth from the likes of Ginge1 & Ossie's wet dream I am nevertheless bewildered why anyone would come to a blog site to tell others how poor they think it is. This would be akin to watching Pop Choir with Ginge1's missus and yelling at the telly when it would appear so much more sensible to simply change the channel.

Jenas scores consistantly against the top 4 teams? Have I missed something...

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

ginge1, so glad you could take the time to put your bitch tits back in that bra so you could type without em getting in the way...but my my..seems your still upset about the other night.

Harry, dont flatter yourself, you dont have lackies, anyone who agrees with you is just you...

Steady now Oswald.

I think you have just committed a libel in suggesting that Harold and I am the same person. It's true that we have never been seen together and it's also true that we never post at the same time. It's also true that we both take Stelazine and are Schizophrenic.

But you'll find that though Harry can be aggressive on this blog he is a generous and gentle soul whilst very occasionally and then only when I've been inebriated I have been known to punch people's lights out or slightly try to kill them.


Fancy a drink ?

Hi Harry any chance of clarifyin the smooth bum situation. i'm a huge fan of his and would love to see him at the lane but i thought spurs weren't willing to pay the full price, or at least that's what sky sports were saying. Cheers
COYS!

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to OSSIES DREAM:

ginge1, so glad you could take the time to put your bitch tits back in that bra so you could type without em getting in the way...but my my..seems your still upset about the other night.

Harry, dont flatter yourself, you dont have lackies, anyone who agrees with you is just you...

Steady now Oswald.

I think you have just committed a libel in suggesting that Harold and I am the same person. It's true that we have never been seen together and it's also true that we never post at the same time. It's also true that we both take Stelazine and are Schizophrenic. ...

Get your fucking hands off me.

You weirdo.

i know that to play 3pm Sat you need the relevant forms in with the FA by noon on Fri soso i assume it needs to be in 27hours before kick off. So what with us kicking off at 1:30pm tomorrow he would have needed to have signed by 10:30 this morning, which is plausable as the offical site announced it at 4pm so they had six hours to get him a kit and a photographer before telling us all.

Reply to Wizard_Of_Os:

Good eve gents - although I'm endlessly entertained by the delightful back-and-forth from the likes of Ginge1 & Ossie's wet dream I am nevertheless bewildered why anyone would come to a blog site to tell others how poor they think it is. This would be akin to watching Pop Choir with Ginge1's missus...

How dare you hurl common sense into this oaf's well of sorrow.

Next you'll be telling him to stop charging into his local McDonalds every night at 6pm, DEMANDING cutlery.

Achtung Baby.

It's a mess is the straightforward answer. My guy tells me we've had £16 mill accepted. This was in good faith. The word generally is that the whole deal changes almost hourly. What can I tell you? Let's hope it all gets done so Spurs can start scoring............

Ginge, no one ever mentioed Bones from all those movies with Ray Winsyone and Stupot from grange hill?

harry anything on veluso?

25-1 Spurs to win and Bently to score

Reply to sicknote:

Jenas scores consistantly against the top 4 teams? Have I missed something...

I do like Jenas, in a way! He has a great engine and excellent pace in the centre of the park (one reason why England are so poor!). When he bursts forward there are few CM in the world that can stay with him. This was shown in the 5-1 drubbing where he was excellent. However he follows displays like this with insipid diplays and this lack of consistency is what grates with a lot of the fans. I think the other issue is that he neither posses real bite or an excellent passer and as such it makes it tough to have a balanced pair with him in the side. Ideally if he was a bit more composed in front of goal and a bit more consistant we could end up with a perfect midfield 3 if we play one up front. Modric for the guile, Jenas for the pace / forward runs and goals and A.N.Other as the nasty hard man to break up the play (Veloso?).
Just on the Veloso front, any news? This is a definate need. I think we should have made a play for Gattuso for this role (as i've said before! Milan are a bit shit at the mo, not in the CL, he'd give us some veteran leadership (I sound like a septic!), kick anything that moves and his Mrs is a Scot so may be interested in coming back to the British isles. The only think is he'd have no residual value which goes against our policy (but we've lacked a been there, done it type since Davids!)

Why fucking why would we not play Gunter!! at RB??

Keep Ossie, I like him.

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to sicknote:

Jenas scores consistantly against the top 4 teams? Have I missed something...

I do like Jenas, in a way! He has a great engine and excellent pace in the centre of the park (one reason why England are so poor!). When he bursts forward there are few CM in the world that can stay with him. This was shown in the 5-1 drubbing where he was excellent. However he follows displays...

Deep Fried Pizza...... oh yea.......

cameron diaz? I think someone needs to either:
a) get their eyes tested
b) question their sexuality
c) ease up on the tugging...it makes you go blind you know

It is a mad thing to say, but hand on heart I really do want Pavlyuchencko to end up as cover for Bent, and Veloso cover for Zokora. What that would mean is that Ramos is the coaching wizard that we hoped he is when he replaced BMJ.

Mad? I know.

Joey Barton on the pitch for newcastle? Frankly thats disgusting. By all means chop down ar5e scum but off the pitch please

As it now appears as if Pavl won't face the Chav's, does that mean 4-5-1 with Bent isolated up front again? And again no other striker on the bench to bring on? Has me concerned.

Reply to scar88:

harry anything on veluso?

Zilch.

Reply to Trembly:

cameron diaz? I think someone needs to either:
a) get their eyes tested
b) question their sexuality
c) ease up on the tugging...it makes you go blind you know

It is a mad thing to say, but hand on heart I really do want Pavlyuchencko to end up as cover for Bent, and...

shit! worst case scenario - if bent and zok were first choice in front of Pav and Veloso, what that could also mean is that they are shit and a waste of money. God I hope thats particular possibility never comes to light

Reply to Flange:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to sicknote:

Jenas scores consistantly against the top 4 teams? Have I missed something...

I do like Jenas, in a way! He has a great engine and excellent pace in the centre of the park (one reason why England are so poor!). When he bursts forward there are few CM in the world that can stay with him. This was shown in the 5-1 drubbing where he was excellent. However he follows displays...

Deep Fried Pizza...... oh yea.......

Any Pizza, mmmmmm Pizza........... Fried food, mmmmmm Fried food..........
Sorry didn't get the Bones thing or the Stupot?
Oh Ossie if your still reading.... Trevor Cleaver! That's a good looky-likey for me (school bully from Grange Hill in the 80's ish)

Reply to Wizard_Of_Os:

As it now appears as if Pavl won't face the Chav's, does that mean 4-5-1 with Bent isolated up front again? And again no other striker on the bench to bring on? Has me concerned.

You and me too bruv. History/stats have us endlessly losing to these second hand fridge idiots.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Where the hell are the goals gonna come from?

Reply to Wizard_Of_Os:

As it now appears as if Pavl won't face the Chav's, does that mean 4-5-1 with Bent isolated up front again? And again no other striker on the bench to bring on? Has me concerned.

Perhaps we can move Jenas upfield playing off the Bent shoulder? He was more effective further up the pitch. Other than that I can't think of any other option unless we're grabbing another from the reserves/academy that we haven't yet loaned out?

Reply to Trembly:

cameron diaz? I think someone needs to either:
a) get their eyes tested
b) question their sexuality
c) ease up on the tugging...it makes you go blind you know

It is a mad thing to say, but hand on heart I really do want Pavlyuchencko to end up as cover for Bent, and...

You can't polish a turd Trembly!

if there is no pav for chelsea.

then just play 5-5-0 and park the bus.

having bent run around in their half whilst we play in ours is a waste of a player.

Gomes
Gunter Woody King Bale
Zokora
Bentley J2S
Jenas Modric
Bent

Could move J2S up and play Bale further forward (although maybe that would mean BAE at the back!). I think Zok should play in CM against Chelsea as he did well against em last time.

ginge - under the right temperature and pressure, any carbon based object can be turned into a diamond. the heat is being turned up, the pressure is on. What I like best is when we discover the magic. hope springs eternal...

and im really not joking.

its revolutionary.

0 forwards with 5 midfielder coming from deep.

it sort of what we played against Boro and Sunderland but with 4 midfielders

Oh yes folks... we're back.

Reply to jolsgonemental:

if there is no pav for chelsea.

then just play 5-5-0 and park the bus.

having bent run around in their half whilst we play in ours is a waste of a player.

Agreed.

My only additional stipulation would be we shove a lighted rag into the old girl and shout Let's Do The Cunts repeatedly until Lampard wins a penalty.

its the JGM 4-1-2-3-0 system

it will go down in history alongside Ramseys wingless wonders.

where is Berbasulk tonite?

-----------Gomes--------

Shit--Woodgate--King---Bale

-------Huddlestone--------

----Modric------Jenas---

Bentley---Lennon---Dos Santos

Can bent fall over? Best tactic for me is to let Gio, Modric to draw fouls in dangerous areas and let Baler and Bentley make some magic, or better still let that thug terry concede a pen or two.

Reply to jolsgonemental:

-----------Gomes--------

Shit--Woodgate--King---Bale

-------Huddlestone--------

----Modric------Jenas---

Bentley---Lennon---Dos Santos

JGM - thats looks rather tasty in a warped sort of way. If only lennon wasn't the smaller player in the league, mind you didn't here score more headers preseason than Bent did?

dearest harry hotspur

just wondering now all the rumours have died down how true was the van nisstelrooy talk?...was there anything in it?

Reply to jolsgonemental:

-----------Gomes--------

Shit--Woodgate--King---Bale

-------Huddlestone--------

----Modric------Jenas---

Bentley---Lennon---Dos Santos

didn't he score (even)

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

-----------Gomes--------

Shit--Woodgate--King---Bale

-------Huddlestone--------

----Modric------Jenas---

Bentley---Lennon---Dos Santos

JGM - thats looks rather tasty in a warped sort of way. If only lennon wasn't the smaller player in the league, mind you didn't here score more headers preseason than Bent did?

lennon will slip fleetingly between the legs of their defenders.

like a gazelle.

its the future.

4-1-2-3-0

its shaped like a funnel pointing at huddlestone.

whcih plays to his strengths as he has the agility and movement of a parked bus. this way he doesnt have to move to crush lampard and deco.

...I would've lost it had we scored a Horseman - I think our dream ticket with an arshavin/gio off the shoulder.

Reply to nat clark:

dearest harry hotspur

just wondering now all the rumours have died down how true was the van nisstelrooy talk?...was there anything in it?

200% cobblers, mate.

trembly.

it will work.

do you have ramos email addy? better get it over to him ASAP.

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

-----------Gomes--------

Shit--Woodgate--King---Bale

-------Huddlestone--------

----Modric------Jenas---

Bentley---Lennon---Dos Santos

JGM - thats looks rather tasty in a warped sort of way. If only lennon wasn't the smaller player in the league, mind you didn't here score more headers preseason than Bent did?

lennon will slip fleetingly between the legs of their defenders.

like a gazelle.

its the future.

4-1-2-3-0

JGM. I finally found this on youtube after seeing it on german telly when watching Euro 2008 games (don't ask). Perhaps this is how Lennon would play in your system? LINK

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

-----------Gomes--------

Shit--Woodgate--King---Bale

-------Huddlestone--------

----Modric------Jenas---

Bentley---Lennon---Dos Santos

JGM - thats looks rather tasty in a warped sort of way. If only lennon wasn't the smaller player in the league, mind you didn't here score more headers preseason than Bent did?

lennon will slip fleetingly between the legs of their defenders.

like a gazelle.

its the future.

4-1-2-3-0

I am a Trustafarian with unlimited funds.

I am looking to back the future in order to perpetuate my... fuck it... JGM if that postal order bounces we'll call it quits.

A gazelle, you say?

Like a Real Mad Yid Gazelle?

Meh.

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

-----------Gomes--------

Shit--Woodgate--King---Bale

-------Huddlestone--------

----Modric------Jenas---

Bentley---Lennon---Dos Santos

JGM - thats looks rather tasty in a warped sort of way. If only lennon wasn't the smaller player in the league, mind you didn't here score more headers preseason than Bent did?

lennon will slip fleetingly between the legs of their defenders.

like a gazelle.

its the future.

4-1-2-3-0

JGM. I finally found this on youtube after seeing it on german telly when watching Euro 2008 games (don't ask). Perhaps this is how Lennon would play in your system? LINK

his final ball is better than lennons

can I just ask what everyone's expecting from Pavlyuchenko's arrival?

Also - will there be any repercussion if he gets injured whilst on international duty even before he's kicked a ball in anger for the spurs?

Just to clear things up he cant play tomorrow he had to of signed by 5pm on fri

Reply to chingfordyid99:

Just to clear things up he cant play tomorrow he had to of signed by 5pm on fri

Coolio.

evening all, glad to see all the bitches have left our lovely room

I am fucked off over soo many things at the moment.

- working 2mora with a load of chel$ki scum
- bottom of prem table
- only prem team to have no points
- Pav not allowed to play 2moro
- no DM midfielder
- no CB
- Assou Akotto playing at left back
- zakora signed an extension, although my 4yr old girl is pleased as in her own words when I told her was "does that mean I can keep singing DO DO DO as you dont allow me to sing the Defoe and Keano song anymore" (proud father moment)

Still gonna wear my shirt 2mora and hold my head up well high

Rossy, Rossy, mate lets try and be subjective about all your concerns;

1. Yeah that fuckin stinks to be honest
2. Yeah well it could be worse; we could have a minus goal dif...........oh yeah it aint great i have to admit
3. See above
4. Yes we have, we have old whats his name; yeah your right
5. Well we have ledders, who has one knee made of wood shaving and another chap called woodgate who is also mostly injured
6. fuck is he?
7. thats cute as

honestly mate i dunno why you are soo pissed off really.

Reply to toddspur:

Rossy, Rossy, mate lets try and be subjective about all your concerns;

1. Yeah that fuckin stinks to be honest
2. Yeah well it could be worse; we could have a minus goal dif...........oh yeah it aint great i have to admit
3. See above
4. Yes we have, we have old...

Yeah cheers mate...dont know what came all over me.....feel much better now

fuck were in for a hiding

2-2

Reply to Rossy:

Reply to toddspur:

Rossy, Rossy, mate lets try and be subjective about all your concerns;

1. Yeah that fuckin stinks to be honest
2. Yeah well it could be worse; we could have a minus goal dif...........oh yeah it aint great i have to admit
3. See above
4. Yes we have, we have old...

Yeah cheers mate...dont know what came all over me.....feel much better now

fuck were in for a hiding

we always raise our game against them, expect a gritty performance and some frustrated Chelscumbagwankpig mates givin you clog

still puzzled at Wendys fucking starting 11 for the last 2 games...can't get it outta of my head, I have soo much pent up anger inside of me....reckon if I aint careful I could receive my P45 2mora if one of the lippy chel$ki cunts gets all fucking 10 to 2

Reply to Rossy:

still puzzled at Wendys fucking starting 11 for the last 2 games...can't get it outta of my head, I have soo much pent up anger inside of me....reckon if I aint careful I could receive my P45 2mora if one of the lippy chel$ki cunts gets all fucking 10 to 2

nah, never over a chelscum.

as for starting line up i have to agree, i really dont know if Ledders is fit to play two games (or is it 3 now?) in a row, therefore Dawson (pls kin god no), sure woody will start and JJ has to. Bent has to also as we aint got any strikers who want to play for the team (why didnt we loan peckhart out to Soton next week, he didnt even make their bench today ffs). So i guess with DZ gettin his extension (alas not on his house) the team will be

Gomez
DZ Dawson Woodgate BAE
Bentley Modric JJ Thudd Dos Santos
Bent

My team would be

Gomez
Gunter King Woodgate Bale
Bentley (Right) Modric Thudd Dos Santos
Berbasulk Bent

Dont slate me for selecting berbs, we aint go no fuckin choice

Reply to toddspur:

Reply to Rossy:

still puzzled at Wendys fucking starting 11 for the last 2 games...can't get it outta of my head, I have soo much pent up anger inside of me....reckon if I aint careful I could receive my P45 2mora if one of the lippy chel$ki cunts gets all fucking 10 to 2

nah, never over a chelscum.

as for starting line up i have to agree, i really dont know if Ledders is fit to play two games (or is it 3 now?) in a row, therefore Dawson (pls kin god no), sure woody will start and JJ has to. Bent has to also as we aint got any strikers who want to play...

I am not optimistic. 2-1 another loss but news of two more signings before midnight tomorrow.

COME ON CHELSEA!

Reply to Rossy:

still puzzled at Wendys fucking starting 11 for the last 2 games...can't get it outta of my head, I have soo much pent up anger inside of me....reckon if I aint careful I could receive my P45 2mora if one of the lippy chel$ki cunts gets all fucking 10 to 2

Don't worry we're going to win.........

Reply to Flange:

Keep Ossie, I like him.

Just got back home.


Not sure you will be hearing from Oswald for a while.




Or maybe ever

Reply to Niran:

COME ON CHELSEA!

Go and fuck yourself

Reply to Niran:

COME ON CHELSEA!

Why don't you try stick your head up your ass. See if its fits

2-1 to us tomorrow, Deco for him, but then a John Terry own goal and a penalty taken by a suprised-to-even-be-on-pitch Chris Gunter

Cameron Diaz...this is gonna throw up some awkward moments of self-doubt

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Niran:

COME ON CHELSEA!

Go and fuck yourself

He has to

No one else will

There is a word called optimism. 1-3 Spurs

Play Berbasulk, motivate him by telling him he can help Manure by shooting Chelski down and watch him get a hat trick! Lazy bastard. Or telling him there's 200 B&H for every goal or assist.

evening all, long time voyeur,love the banter,thought it sbout time i put my 2 penneth in. we must stay positive,all our closest rivals(everton,villa,pompey) are struggling,liverpool look weak and the scum ARE weak.a couple more sensible signings(DM,CB)are needed but then i feel we can really kick on .gotta have hope.on the negative i get the feeling Wendy aint happy, he cant be impressed with the way the sulkatov deals being sorted.

Reply to 2windy:

Play Berbasulk, motivate him by telling him he can help Manure by shooting Chelski down and watch him get a hat trick! Lazy bastard. Or telling him there's 200 B&H for every goal or assist.

Agree with ya i would play berba as well coz lets face it we cant play much worse than we have in the other 2 and even if he dosent even try much he will still be better than most and you never know he might say good bye by playing well and nicking the winner! ( I can dream ) But im going for 2-2 with chelski nicking a last min equlaiser as usual

Reply to ToniMontana:

There is a word called optimism. 1-3 Spurs

Optimism?

I came. I saw..... I crapped on it

We're such a fucking easy target at the moment. We've a history of glory, ambitions for more, spending power galore and yet the near misses and rare moments of genius, rather than bolstering our confidence, only serves to increase the expectations and demands.

Whether its to get their 5 minutes of fame, or to sell a newspaper, or simply for taking the piss, a lot has been written in recent times criticising Spurs. Louise's bloke on Sky Sports the other day, Hoddle in the m*rror today.

Successful characters thrive on pressure, or at least know how to use it to their advantage. "I've spent many years as a professional player and manager. I know what it's like to win and I know what it's like to lose. I also know that the season is very long and that the time to sum things up and evaluate the season is at the end of it. Whether you are winning or losing at a particular time in the season doesn't necessarily mean that you're doing something right or wrong." says Ramos in the Independant.

The reality is that 'reality' itself is transitory. A falsehood told today could be the truth tomorrow. If I said today that we're going to win and have a blinder - you'll probably say thats bollocks. If we get the result, you'll say "I always thought we had a chance" and all those skysports, redtop, blog wankers will change their tune.

I'm not changing mine its forever "Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur"

Daniel, lets get the signings we need in today please. Tomorrow never comes and is all the more frustrated for it,

If Fraser Campbell is included in the berba deal, and we don't get any other experienced talent in today, I'm not going to be happy despite what I've said above. Although he's got loads of potential, he will just be another unknown for Ramos to solve. Theres no point in putting together a jigsaw puzzle if the pieces don't fit. The idea of this transfer window is to get the players that Ramos wants and has identified he needs. This includes an Arshavin, a Corluka, a Veloso. A plan is not a plan if you have to change it every 5 minutes - then its knee jerk and simply a bit of scribble on the back of a fag packet.

If we get fraser campbell and we get what we need - then I would be happy. we'll have squeezed manure for a bit of their future, and we've got another that we can work with to make sure they're properly part of ours.

Reply to 2windy:

Play Berbasulk, motivate him by telling him he can help Manure by shooting Chelski down and watch him get a hat trick! Lazy bastard. Or telling him there's 200 B&H for every goal or assist.

Can we petition B&H to sponsor Berba post xfer? Would love to see him coughing his lungs out all over the red manure shirt.

Reply to Trembly:

If Fraser Campbell is included in the berba deal, and we don't get any other experienced talent in today, I'm not going to be happy despite what I've said above. Although he's got loads of potential, he will just be another unknown for Ramos to solve. Theres no point in putting together a jigsaw...

Morning trembles; where did the Fraser Campbell rumour come from?

Reply to Trembly:

We're such a fucking easy target at the moment. We've a history of glory, ambitions for more, spending power galore and yet the near misses and rare moments of genius, rather than bolstering our confidence, only serves to increase the expectations and demands.

Whether its to get...

Reading this I thought at first Trembly was a profesional player & manager! Thick cunt I am!
Bit worried about the Milito / Garcia rumours. For me Milito might be ok as a big slow target man type, however Pav is a big target type as is bent although they've both got a bit of pace. Much rather we brought in a little fella to play next to Pav or Bent with AA the ideal (or Villa but that's not happening)

Says about Campbell on BBC transfer rumours. It also says Diarra could be on his way to us and that Owen (I think that would be a good signing, I know we'd have the most injury prone squad in history!) might come. At £2m (due to his contract expiring I think its worth a gamble, especially if we give him a pay as you play deal!

Reply to ToniMontana:

Reply to Niran:

COME ON CHELSEA!

Why don't you try stick your head up your ass. See if its fits

Fabulous work, mate...

todd - LINK and NOTW LINK and BBC

ginge - the diarra thing seems to be made up by the people LINK=diarra-drama%26method=full%26objectid=20718959%26siteid=93463-name_page.html not saying that notw is much better and the rumours are rife, but quite frankly the diarra thing is not very likely given harry redschnapps building his midfield around him

ginge- like most fans I would have loved to have turned out proper for spurs - I had pace, an eye for goal and could plant a 50 yard pass with a 2 inch margin of error. Unfortunately my pace was snails, my other eye is made of glass and the the only successful 50 yard passes I made was with drunk ladies in a dark nightclub.

arshavin definietely off i hear.

would have sold for 20m definitely.

which is exactly the same as what we sold lesser player keane.

I am going to stab that cunt levys eyes out.

Usual no substance article in the People this morning.

LINK=berba-is-utd-star-for-163-25m%26method=full%26objectid=20718957%26siteid=93463-name_page.html

One great analogy though, brought back memories of this.

LINK

Reply to Trembly:

ginge- like most fans I would have loved to have turned out proper for spurs - I had pace, an eye for goal and could plant a 50 yard pass with a 2 inch margin of error. Unfortunately my pace was snails, my other eye is made of glass and the the only successful 50 yard passes I made was with drunk...

I thought you were like me for a mo! I can hit a 50 yard pass to land on a sixpence but also have snails pace! Oh and am known to lose my temper and nut people resultingin 8 month bans and stuff! ALthough pleased to say not got sent off in two seasons (too old to even catch em now!) Come to think of it, I'm a bit like a smaller, angrier Thud!........ Wendy I'll get me boots!

Reply to jolsgonemental:

arshavin definietely off i hear.

would have sold for 20m definitely.

which is exactly the same as what we sold lesser player keane.

I am going to stab that cunt levys eyes out.

Form an orderly queue. If we've lost this player because of money then that's a joke. EVERYBODY in the entire world knew they wanted 25 mill euros. If we weren't prepared to go close we shouldn't have bothered.

Reply to Trembly:

todd - LINK and NOTW LINK and BBC

cheers, what do ya reckon of him?

Reply to jolsgonemental:

arshavin definietely off i hear.

would have sold for 20m definitely.

which is exactly the same as what we sold lesser player keane.

I am going to stab that cunt levys eyes out.

I'll hold him down, you get the potato peeler to work.
This article pretty much sums up the whole sorry state of affairs.
LINK
Why is Levy getting involved with transfers? That's why we pay the big bucks for someone to be director of football, right? So what the fuck does Comolli actually do? I think the power has gone to Levy's shiny bald head, the interfering swine.

i dont think many opportunities come round for a club outside of champs league to sign a player of Arshavins quality.

and he was willing to come.

Modric and Dos Santos and potential. no more really.

We wont get the opportunity again. mark my words.

Veloso also. I hear it was a matter of paying what they wanted.

The really frustrating thing is Berba and Keane money combined would probably have mostly covered Arshavin, Pav and Veloso.


so we are baulking at spending money we have.

i am very very fucked off.

if we sign these two herberts from Zaragoza or Heskey or Owen.......grrrrr

Make Levy History.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to ToniMontana:

Reply to Niran:

COME ON CHELSEA!

Why don't you try stick your head up your ass. See if its fits

Fabulous work, mate...

Fabulous site too Harry. Any good news on transfers? I dont wanna hear the bad ones.

leave general levy alone, he aint all bad and cant please everyone. Would rather have him than anyone else, at least he has passion for the club. Judge him on Tuesday

please Hod no, dont want him at WHL
LINK

Reply to toddspur:

please Hod no, dont want him at WHL
LINK

The worst news so far. We're fucked!

ok, there is no convincing you to give him a chance

new post about pre match prattle available

cheers for the answer harry

any news on who we lost out on in the end?