The Frank Lampard Caption Competition

No caption, just feeling very ill seeing that 'person' in a lilywhite shirt.

Harry, please put up warnings before showing things like that, I was about to eat but have decided against now.

Oh yeah, I wonder what happened to that dopey student who ran on the pitch at the lane trying to twat him last year?

Anyone know?

hopefully hes on the queens birthday honours list this year!

Yeah you can't be showing pictures of Fat Frank, in a Spurs Shirt it's not nice!

Pic 1. Its true u do feel a cock in a chelsea top. Now wheres my fucking steak knives??

fink anelka gettin jelous dat lampards only got bosingwa's cock lol

Snap 1 - Your not quite ready for yours are you Jose

Snap 2 - I'll see you tomorrow in training Ledders

come on HH sort it out son, ya cant be doing that lol ya will be accused of tapping up

To me it looks like Lampard seems confused by what the spherical object is in the foreground...

Reply to Craig:

Snap 1 - Your not quite ready for yours are you Jose

Snap 2 - I'll see you tomorrow in training Ledders

1. Come on boys, Frankies not gonna hurt ya!
2. God, this feels good

Snap 2 - 'And Lampard realizes, only after he put Bent in for the equalizer, that he'd put on the wrong shirt this morning'.

Snap 1 -
Wankard: WTF is that?
Bluscum1: I think it's a ball!
Bluscum2: I think just cum in my pants!

1)we at chealsea aim to have strong bonds between players...drop the shorts
2)no ledley let me keep it!! let me dream!!

1) "Trust me!"
2) "If that slip in wasn't a clue, this should to do it. Sign me!

Photo 1: Don't YOU touch me, Nic, I do all the touching up around here.

Phot0 2: Go away, I said I DO ALL THE TOUCHING AROUND HERE!

Anelka is saying:

You're not going to do your parallel bars routine using mine Franky-boy.

lumplard is a closet yid

Been a while Harry. It would appear you have a busy day tomorrow! Gotta love the Glengarry reference. Brilliant play and film.

Reply to Chingford Spur:

Been a while Harry. It would appear you have a busy day tomorrow! Gotta love the Glengarry reference. Brilliant play and film.

Busy may be an understatement, mate.

Snap One: Lampard shakes off a groin injury or two to be fit to face Spurs...

Snap Two: Everyone's favourite Lampard song - "you're not fit to wear the shirt" - takes on a whole new meaning.

bring on tomorrow (well today now LOL) can we really sign 3 or more players in a day??? who knows but i would settle for a striker and a defender just as long as they are decent quality. HH thanks for all your work so far this window, this site keeps us informed about the gossip and you must put in a lot of work, couldnt care less if you have a "source" or not you do a grand job.

1. "I'll hold 'em for you boys.....now someone just grab mine."

2. "Oh shit!...I forgot to take it off!"

Snap one -- Lampard: Jesus lads, easy... I think that's ball's gonna blow...

Snap two -- Lampard: No doubt that Harry Hotspur fella will get a pic of this and use it in one those awful caption competitions. Cah, I don't know... the little scallywag. Still, ya can't stay mad at 'im can ya? I don't know...

snap 1 : Alright lads turn your head and cough.

snap 2 : Way to finish Bent me boy..I never liked Big Phil anyway!

Snap one..

Ashley Cole: Will you wait frank! the phones not in!

Reply to Epic24:

Snap one..

Ashley Cole: Will you wait frank! the phones not in!

I know its not cole but i took artistic license

WTF is going on with Anelka...?

Is that his hand in his top or is he really, really excited to have the attention from Frank?

That is some serious skill with photoshop. R.E.S.P.E.C.T

What are we talking here, a caption or spot the ball?

Frank conducting wanking training at the brigde

Reply to Epic24:

Snap one..

Ashley Cole: Will you wait frank! the phones not in!

Reply to Epic24:

Snap one..

Ashley Cole: Will you wait frank! the phones not in!

Pic 1. I can feel Ossies Dream in there somewhere?
Pic 2. If only Spurs would have had these baggy shirts a few years ago I would've joined, thoses Kappa ones made my tits look big!

Reply to Epic24:

Reply to Epic24:

Snap one..

Ashley Cole: Will you wait frank! the phones not in!

I know its not cole but i took artistic license

Ashley was shouting from out of shot while he dug in his kitbag for the phone!

1) Frank Lampard's willing to show that he's still the chief wanker at stamford bridge. He's so good he's starting to multi-task!

2) The only time in Frank Lampard's career that he's worn a football shirt that makes him look good. The others have been Wet Spam, England & Chavski.

just was looking at old threads, remeber this..
LINK
oh well hey

Reply to Spuradona:

That is some serious skill with photoshop. R.E.S.P.E.C.T

What's been photoshopped? Lampard put on modric's shirt after swapping.

Anyways:
1-Don't worry guys if we stand completely still the ball might go away.

2-This way Frank, you don't really play for spurs it's just pretend.

Commenting on the game.....

I was very impressed with our second half showing and we we stopped Chelsea from building up any head of steam. Woody and King looked good at CB and Bale competent at LB. I was very very pleased to see Gunter at RB and he didn't let anyone down. Zokora ran his socks off and did a very effective job in CDM despite still lacking in any real ability he had a good game. The main problem area was up-front, Bent had very very little support and he ploughed a lone furrow for most of the game, Ramos obviously knows that this is a position that needs strengthening and the rumoured signings of Milito and Sergio Garcia and the possible AA deal could still come off and strentgthen the front line.

All in all I'm sure it will be a very busy day of transfers to come and with any luck byt the time the window shuts at midnight tonight we will be one sulky bulgarian short and a new crop of WHL heroes to the good.

H - nice to see you've two pages on the 'Newsnow' top stories bit. You need to get the old whitewash on there, it'd be class!

Jaimiespurs - do you not have t'internet at home! I miss your Dawson inspired rantings after 5pm! (although with any look, we won't see him in the side again this season!)

Reply to Ginge1:

H - nice to see you've two pages on the 'Newsnow' top stories bit. You need to get the old whitewash on there, it'd be class!

Jaimiespurs - do you not have t'internet at home! I miss your Dawson inspired rantings after 5pm! (although with any look, we won't see him in the side again...

*luck, my spelling is gash!

That would be a fantastic signing today...

cuptied again mind!

Still, he's an investment that boy. Quality

pic one - 'I'm never going back'

I thought it was Kompany who got sent off, but can't remember which game.

www.shemales.com

Ginge,

Kompany and Fellani got sent off in the same game! The referee was very very very dodgy!

Corluka.....done and on the main site

Welcome to the lane Charlie. 1 down 2 to go.

Good news!!!!

Really pleased about that signing! So...... we now have Pavyluchenko and Corluka.

Who else is coming in today then???

AND will berbatov fuck off anytime soon???

yes indeed, defensive stability here we come!
That really is good news so early...

Veloso or Fellaini now.

Fellani and Kompany did both get sent off, although Fellani because a Brazilian dived shamelessly

Great great news about Corluka.

Apparently Milito coming soon too. Wish it was Huntelaar or Villa!

Berbatov will be completed once we sign our new striker!

Reply to James - A yid:

Snap 2 - 'And Lampard realizes, only after he put Bent in for the equalizer, that he'd put on the wrong shirt this morning'.

Classic James!

I think we'll see 2-3 more players come in today.

No doubt Levy has a few surprises up his sleave.

...and we're off and running on footballs christmas day. Thanks Mr Levy, nice to hear Corluka in just before i go into 3 hours of painfully boring meetings,looks like a late night

Wish list for today....

Huntelaar
Fellani/Veloso
Falcao

Oh, and no more Berbasulk

My input:

Pic 1: Cough just before Bale hits it. It will put him off...

Pic 2: Thank God, I got this shirt off Modric. Hopefully I can get my way into the Spurs players canteen - the food sucks at Chelsea.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Ginge,

Kompany and Fellani got sent off in the same game! The referee was very very very dodgy!

only saw the highlights, i'll bow to your greater knowledge!

Reply to BillyB:

Great great news about Corluka.

Apparently Milito coming soon too. Wish it was Huntelaar or Villa!

Berbatov will be completed once we sign our new striker!

What are you talking crazy for?

No to Milito, no to Huntelaar, no to Falcao.

Well I like Villa, only I like Arshavin better.

Reply to ToniMontana:

Reply to BillyB:

Great great news about Corluka.

Apparently Milito coming soon too. Wish it was Huntelaar or Villa!

Berbatov will be completed once we sign our new striker!

What are you talking crazy for?

No to Milito, no to Huntelaar, no to Falcao.

Well I like Villa, only I like Arshavin better.

You like Arshavin better than Villa?

Surely that cant be a money issue...Toni Montana?!?!

I think Milito is a bit similar to what we've got but with less pace! We need small, skillful, nipy front man to compliment Pav & Fray Bentos!

Well done Premiership Latest - slightly out of touch. This hits newsnow after official sites have announced Corlukas switch to Spurs.

LINK

ToniMontana

Milito is far more likely to come than any other striker you mentioned. Reports are that the chairman of Zaragoza is in London to try and broker a deal for both Milito and Sergio Garcia.

It would take a seisminc shift in views and negotiations for us to sign Arshavin now. Seemingly as Harry said in a previous post, Zenit agreed a fee then changed the payment structure at the last minute. I reckon Levy is sick of dealing with the idiots at Zenit and he's now pulled the plug.

Huntelaar won't come (if he does it will be a transfer miracle!) Falcao played for River Plate last night so I doubt he's coming either.

Reply to BillyB:

Well done Premiership Latest - slightly out of touch. This hits newsnow after official sites have announced Corlukas switch to Spurs.

LINK

1 Tranfer down with corluka another 2 to go!

Jake Briggs has just posted on Premiership latest.com - Mark Hughes still thinks Corluka could join Tottenham.
I'm off guys nice knowing you all, I'm off to the Premiershiplatest.com site, defo ITK!!!!

Reply to jamiespurs:

ToniMontana

Milito is far more likely to come than any other striker you mentioned. Reports are that the chairman of Zaragoza is in London to try and broker a deal for both Milito and Sergio Garcia.

It would take a seisminc shift in views and negotiations for us to sign...

Agree, which is a shame especially as I don't think he'll add much variation to our attack (not as much as AA) Villa was never coming to us.

Good Morning, that pic of Corluka in
our shirt was taken on August 8th!
So this was very close previously,
until City pulled the plug...
Great signing.

1) Dont worry boys I'll help you out, unfortunately I have nothing to protect

2)You don't know how happy I am Modric's shirt actually fit

Corluka should be a great signing for us and hopefully help Modric.

Who's next?

By the way.....

Anyone see Robbie Keane's latest stellar performance in that hideous Liverpool shirt???

What an absolute waste of space, time and £20m!! His "big chance" came along, he was one on one and he ballsed it right up. Only to be substituted later on.

1) Hmmm, so THIS is what a quadruple feels like!

2) I know my hands look dwarfish compared to yours Ledley, but my gut is definitely bigger.

i want veluso!

Reply to jamiespurs:

By the way.....

Anyone see Robbie Keane's latest stellar performance in that hideous Liverpool shirt???

What an absolute waste of space, time and £20m!! His "big chance" came along, he was one on one and he ballsed it right up. Only to be substituted later on.

Yup, I think my commentary on this site at the time was 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHH Pointy Bob fucked it! Judas Wanker' or something to that effect!

Doesnt sound to be bad to me according to Wikipedia. Almost Bent-esque and his youtube videos suggest that as well!

Diego is currently club captain at Real Zaragoza, taking over this role from brother Gabriel who departed for Barcelona in 2007[1]. Milito was one of the top scorers in the La Liga 2006-2007 season[2]. He scored 23 goals, two less than the top goalscorer Ruud van Nistelrooy and 3 behind Golden Boot winner Francesco Totti. His goals helped Zaragoza to a sixth place finish in the league. As of January 2008, Diego was averaging better than a goal every two games for his current club, a statistic he also achieved with Genoa.

Snap One: Brian Sewell says "This modern rendition of the crucifixion scene shows Chelsea footballer Fat Frank in his self appointed role of the Chelscum Messiah. Although burdened with this faux-impressionist scumism, this painting clearly shows Jose, the criminal to the right of the figure appears to have nervously succumbed to the his proposed method of redemption, whilst the figure to his left remains unconvinced and filled with fear and doubt."

Snap Two: Brian Sewell says "In this painting, by the same artist, the Messiah is shown in his glowing white robes, on the day of his ascesnsion to a higher plane"

BillyB

He has a great reputation and a good goalscoring record aswell. I think he could defintely do a job for us. He sounds like the kind of guy who's going to score the scrappy goals that can often be the difference between a draw and a win.

Jamie - did you hear about the latest on the Man Sh*tteh thing? Apparently they're being renamed Abu Dhabi united, after Tax-sin sold up the majority? That explains where their wages are coming from then. Thank fcuk that Corluka saw the light and stuck to his beliefs, what a dedicated and professional bloke though.

I'm a bit pissed off about that actually. Part of me wanted to see citeh implode and become the new leeds! now they will challenge us for european football.

Reply to jamiespurs:

BillyB

He has a great reputation and a good goalscoring record aswell. I think he could defintely do a job for us. He sounds like the kind of guy who's going to score the scrappy goals that can often be the difference between a draw and a win.

I think he looks good, but a bit similar to what we've got (with less pace) as in a 6ft + target man who gets on the end of things, I'd rather we bought someone who gives us a different option.

setanta is a bearer of bad news. No oktober fest for Berba, and no Hunter at the lane

Ginge

Cool your beans squire. I think Spurs will also sign a CAM or CF that will be able to operate behind Bent/Pav/Milito. Personally i think it will be Sergio Garcia from Zaragoza. Don't forget we also have J2S who can play behind the striker. A role that I think he is more suited to at present.

Veloso and Arshavin next, Levy.

Then "The world is yours(ours)".

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to jamiespurs:

BillyB

He has a great reputation and a good goalscoring record aswell. I think he could defintely do a job for us. He sounds like the kind of guy who's going to score the scrappy goals that can often be the difference between a draw and a win.

I think he looks good, but a bit similar to what we've got (with less pace) as in a 6ft + target man who gets on the end of things, I'd rather we bought someone who gives us a different option.

Ginge1

I usually like to stick to footballng matters, but what the hell are you doing to that chicken!

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to jamiespurs:

BillyB

He has a great reputation and a good goalscoring record aswell. I think he could defintely do a job for us. He sounds like the kind of guy who's going to score the scrappy goals that can often be the difference between a draw and a win.

I think he looks good, but a bit similar to what we've got (with less pace) as in a 6ft + target man who gets on the end of things, I'd rather we bought someone who gives us a different option.

Milito's more of a winning the ball target man than than either Pavlyuchenko or Bent. If he was cheap, he'd give us more options especially in games against teams like Sunderland where they have physical centre backs. I say if he's going for cheap, get him in - will only add to our options. I want a squad that keeps the opposition guessing. Not one where they know what our team and tactics will be every single game.

choking it

Trembly

Well said mate. I'm all for options! If he is going to be that ball winning striker then it also means we can use him in a strike duo with either Bent or Pav. Like you say, options is the key. Variety be the spice of life!

GOD I LOVE THE SMELL OF DEADLINE DAY IN THE MORNING!

BRING IT ON, I HOPE FOR ANOTHER WOODEN POLISH STRIKER TO HELP US ON OUR WAY

(yes i am shouting, because it's exciting)

On the whole I've enjoyed the Berbatov movies.

The first of the trilogy, 'The Berbatov Identitity - Genius or Moody Ba5tard', was action-packed and thrilling, and the drama really drew you in. The hero's skill and finesse was entertaining, and you were always urging him to remain one step ahead of the other side.

The second, 'The Berbatov Supremacy - Play or P1ss Off', was knife-edge stuff. Really good but frustrating, as the main character has everyone going in circles and eating out of his hand. But you just knew there would have to be a final, concluding story.

The third, 'The Berbatov Supremacy - Screw You and Never Darken Our Doorstep Again', I haven't yet seen, but it sounds exciting. Has anyone seen it? I'd love to know how it ends.

Should say 'Ultimatum'. Only goes to prove I haven't seen it.

How is it that you can buy an entire club in approximately 24 hours but you can't buy a player in three months?

Look out for Thaksin memorabilia on eBay soon.

Tottenham coach Juande Ramos has continued the overhaul of his squad with the deadline-day signing of versatile Manchester City defender Vedran Corluka. Taken from newsnow 2 minutes ago
COYS

Morning all,

Regarding the Chelsea game i thought we played well. Zokora was quality in CDM role and Gunter settled in quite nicely at RB.

I am annoyed that Jenas is vice captain as i do not enjoy watching him in the first team. All of his passing is sideways or backwards. I think it is time to unleash the HUDD and drop Jenas.

Would anyone be happy about Frazer Campbell being part of any bid from ManUre to take Berba to Utd??

Saw him in the championship last year and he looked brilliant. Also thought he outshone Rooney in the ManUre vs Newcastle game.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Would anyone be happy about Frazer Campbell being part of any bid from ManUre to take Berba to Utd??

Saw him in the championship last year and he looked brilliant. Also thought he outshone Rooney in the ManUre vs Newcastle game.

Good Morning, Campbell would be good,
may need to change his surname though...
Not sure Baconface will let him go.

Think if he's included in the deal for £5m and then we get £25m cash for Berba it would be a good deal. A hungry young striker who wants to impress and do well AND £25m in return for letting them have a stroppy, moody, arsehole.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Would anyone be happy about Frazer Campbell being part of any bid from ManUre to take Berba to Utd??

Saw him in the championship last year and he looked brilliant. Also thought he outshone Rooney in the ManUre vs Newcastle game.

You mentioned too many strikers in the last few days mate.

Campbell, Milito, Larsson, Luis Garcia, Huntelaar, Falcao, Arshavin, many more i can no longer remember.

So which one is it that you want?

JS. At the start of the window, I would never have thought this would be the striking lineup: Bent, Pavlyuchenko, Milito, Fraser Campbell

Not the guaranteed goals of a van nistelroy and villa combo that I wanted, but I'm hoping ramos knows alot more about what makes these players tick than I do. If he can make Kanoute the scoring sensation that neither Harry Redsnhnapps and BMJ could, then we've got a chance.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Would anyone be happy about Frazer Campbell being part of any bid from ManUre to take Berba to Utd??

Saw him in the championship last year and he looked brilliant. Also thought he outshone Rooney in the ManUre vs Newcastle game.

If the transfer Gods are listening,
I'd take Arshavin, to link with Pav.
Larsson for a year, and Campbell for
the future.
Thank You!

Reply to Kingyid:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to jamiespurs:

BillyB

He has a great reputation and a good goalscoring record aswell. I think he could defintely do a job for us. He sounds like the kind of guy who's going to score the scrappy goals that can often be the difference between a draw and a win.

I think he looks good, but a bit similar to what we've got (with less pace) as in a 6ft + target man who gets on the end of things, I'd rather we bought someone who gives us a different option.

Ginge1

I usually like to stick to footballng matters, but what the hell are you doing to that chicken!

its a 'cock!', no its Ossie's Dream and I'm ringing his neck!

That most reliable webshite Caughtoffside has based it's Corluka story around a piece from a 'reliable source' - HH !
No apologies for the LINK

Click at your peril

That will no doubt further infuriate a few odious grumps

Reply to Magoolio:

Morning all,

Regarding the Chelsea game i thought we played well. Zokora was quality in CDM role and Gunter settled in quite nicely at RB.

I am annoyed that Jenas is vice captain as i do not enjoy watching him in the first team. All of his passing is sideways or...

Are you mental? Drop Jenas? what did Fat Frank do yesterday, nothing who was marking him - yes that's right Jenas.

and did Malouda have an impact when he came on, no, becuase who was moved to right back yes numb nuts it was Jenas.

leave the boy alone, we are a better team when he plays fact.

Reply to jamiespurs:

ToniMontana

I was commenting on transfer stories that had occured in various newspapers and websites. I have never said "lets go get this guy" or "why don't we go buy him" I dont just throw names in the mix for no reason. Thats for the so called "ITK'S".

Trembly...

Still rather have AA!

Lets say we dont bring in any new players today what starting 11 would you play against villa next mon? Heres mine:

Gomes
Corluka Ledley Woodgate Bale
Zokora
Bently Modric Gio


Bent Pav


Also fuck me city fans getting excited didnt they say that they would finish top four last season with Thaksin Shinawatra but sven just got sacked and thaksin running away from the police!

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to Kingyid:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to jamiespurs:

BillyB

He has a great reputation and a good goalscoring record aswell. I think he could defintely do a job for us. He sounds like the kind of guy who's going to score the scrappy goals that can often be the difference between a draw and a win.

I think he looks good, but a bit similar to what we've got (with less pace) as in a 6ft + target man who gets on the end of things, I'd rather we bought someone who gives us a different option.

Ginge1

I usually like to stick to footballng matters, but what the hell are you doing to that chicken!

its a 'cock!', no its Ossie's Dream and I'm ringing his neck!

Made a terrible error yesterday, the Mrs is a Chavski fan and I stupidly left my self signed into my page. Came back to all sorts of changes! (including a few Chelsea players in the favourite player section and Judas Fucking Campbell - bitch, I told her there's having a larf but this! Sol fucking Campbell, slapped the bitch for that just not funny!

ToniMontana

I was commenting on transfer stories that had occured in various newspapers and websites. I have never said "lets go get this guy" or "why don't we go buy him" I dont just throw names in the mix for no reason. Thats for the so called "ITK'S".

Trembly

Like you said I dont think its the striking line-up we all imagined either but with the very fact that our midfield is alot stronger than last year and that we will eventually start to create bundles of chances then the strikers we have should be able to do a job for us. Personally i really think Pavyluchenko could be a good buy for us and Bents goal on sunday will give him a bit of confidence too. Miltio as you said earlier will give us more options up top and enable us to change our system and style when needed and Campbell will be the young gun who could well prove to be a revelation given the chances.

The thing I like about our squad now is that its a young squad that will grow together and mature together. Hopefully as this happens the results will start to come. The season is still young and with morale boosted after Sunday's game I think we are back on track.

Jamie - If campbell was that good he'd probally have being playing by now.

I do think we need someone who's seen a few more scraps than him. and nice to have someone who's over 25 to add to the leadership of the team

Can anyone else remember the tragedy of 'The Wreck of the Sergio Garcia'? I think they made it into a film some years back.

It was an environmental disaster at the time. When the vessel foundered on the rocks of White Hart Lane, the resultant pollution stretched from Tottenham High Road right up to the Ferry Boat Inn. Terrible.

The story involved several shady characters and villains. There was the dodgy Bulgarian who spoke idealistically of 'dreams' but, in reality, had his eye on the dough. Then there was The Chairman (as he was known), with an eye so sharp for business that wouldn't pay over-the-odds for a cream-cheese sandwich. I recall a Prince being involved in some small way, too (although I seem to recall he wasn't a real Prince at all, but a charlatan). There was also the man known as The Director, who instilled fear in some, awe in others and made yet others puke. No one really knew what he did, but he was known to be powerful.

It was all so long ago now, that famous Wreck of the Sergio Garcia. And you would never guess from the green shoots and roses that now grow in N17 that the whole area was formerly declared a disaster.

sorry i meant playing more. i'm not down on the boy, but would prefer someone who's a bit more polished.

I think its very hard to keep 4 top notch experienced strikers happy. Jol found this out with Defoe, Berba, Keane & Bent.

Say we do have Milito, Bent & Pav then those 3 will ideally have a large part to play. Someone like Campbell at his age and stage of career would probably be happy to be getting games and minutes as a support / back up striker. Which would keep all the strikers happy.

Reply to paulhasissues:

Reply to Magoolio:

Morning all,

Regarding the Chelsea game i thought we played well. Zokora was quality in CDM role and Gunter settled in quite nicely at RB.

I am annoyed that Jenas is vice captain as i do not enjoy watching him in the first team. All of his passing is sideways or...

Are you mental? Drop Jenas? what did Fat Frank do yesterday, nothing who was marking him - yes that's right Jenas.

and did Malouda have an impact when he came on, no, becuase who was moved to right back yes numb nuts it was Jenas.

leave the boy alone, we are a better...

paul - what we saw was our team playing more disciplined roles, Sometimes, people only pick up on the flair or the howlers. Unfortunately one really key element - the shepherding of the opposition - isn't always picked up by the TV cameras, and so fans don't spot the hard work. By not allowing them the space they need and in some cases, simply by being in the right place at the right time, they can act as a deterrant - stopping the playmakers chosing that option. I agree with you. This isn't playground stuff - lets not all just chase the ball, and appreciate the efforts away from the ball as well.

Did you notice on corners how they were man marking yesterday? Ledders was on Terry etc. That part of the game was superb yesterday - focus and discipline. Just a shame about the fluke first goal...

Right lads see you in a bit, I'm of down the station to explain to the rozzers how the Mrs tripped and smashed her face into the door!
(Sol Fucking Judas Fucking Campbell! CUNT!)

Cheers trembers, nice to know i was'nt the only one watching the game

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Reply to Ayid:

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Jenas works hard there is no doubting that but i would just like to see him pass the ball forward.

Reply to Ayid:

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Apologies i was meant to reply to Paul

Someone just posted this on BBC:

1206: "Arshavin will join in the next few hours. Paperwork being done and deal agreed with Zenit. Mark my words."


Probably bollox but keeps the fun going I suppose.

Reply to paulhasissues:

Cheers trembers, nice to know i was'nt the only one watching the game

paul tbh - not being able to get down to whl, and having worked up a big stress about the match, I couldn't watch the game properly the first time on telly. So stressed was I that everytime we lost possession I had to nip off to the fridge to get a beer! I watched the whole 94 minutes again last night, and studied the movement. Much better than when I saw it live. There were small mistakes a plenty, but lots more positives especially the off the ball stuff. I expect had I been lucky enough to be at WHL or at a pub with my mates, I would have seen something completely different and would probably have missed most of what you saw/ i saw later. Still - am very happy by the fact we had a game plan, and relieved that it sort of paid off.

Reply to Magoolio:

Reply to Ayid:

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Apologies i was meant to reply to Paul

I do agree with you Mag, but against chelscum that's not always the way to go, espically away from home. Look what happened as soon as him and modric started going forward against sunderland.

Hudd, although a beatiful player, at the moment doesn't have the graft that a prem division CM needs IMO, but the club must see something in him to give him a new contract and the boy is still only 21.

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Reply to Magoolio:

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Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Apologies i was meant to reply to Paul

I do agree with you Mag, but against chelscum that's not always the way to go, espically away from home. Look what happened as soon as him and modric started going forward against sunderland.

Hudd, although a beatiful player, at the moment doesn't have the graft that a prem division...

Do you lot need my help?

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Reply to Magoolio:

Reply to Ayid:

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Apologies i was meant to reply to Paul

I do agree with you Mag, but against chelscum that's not always the way to go, espically away from home. Look what happened as soon as him and modric started going forward against sunderland.

Hudd, although a beatiful player, at the moment doesn't have the graft that a prem division...

Very true Paul.

What are peoples opinions of Zokora's game on Sunday? I thought he did a very good job.

Reply to Ayid:

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Big influx of Arab money this morning, joins his mate Martin Petrov, poss part of Corluka agreement...could happen...

He defended well but kicked the ball out needlessly far too often. His graft mixed with Thudd's passing ability and we would finally have a DM worth talking about.

Yes the soon to be richest club in the EPL are in for Berbatov, so he can hold hands with his best mate... and they'll pay! Question is do we want to help Citeh?

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Reply to paulhasissues:

Reply to Magoolio:

Reply to Ayid:

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Apologies i was meant to reply to Paul

I do agree with you Mag, but against chelscum that's not always the way to go, espically away from home. Look what happened as soon as him and modric started going forward against sunderland.

Hudd, although a beatiful player, at the moment doesn't have the graft that a prem division...

Do you lot need my help?

with what china?

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Cheers trembers, nice to know i was'nt the only one watching the game

paul tbh - not being able to get down to whl, and having worked up a big stress about the match, I couldn't watch the game properly the first time on telly. So stressed was I that everytime we lost possession I had to nip off to the fridge to get a beer! I watched the whole 94 minutes again last...

It is what Woodgate has been saying the last two weeks we are magic on the ball, but need to work harder off it.

top nana's

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Reply to paulhasissues:

Reply to Magoolio:

Reply to Ayid:

Man city in hard for Berbatov.....Go on city!!

Apologies i was meant to reply to Paul

I do agree with you Mag, but against chelscum that's not always the way to go, espically away from home. Look what happened as soon as him and modric started going forward against sunderland.

Hudd, although a beatiful player, at the moment doesn't have the graft that a prem division...

Do you lot need my help?

with what China

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Someone just posted this on BBC:

1206: "Arshavin will join in the next few hours. Paperwork being done and deal agreed with Zenit. Mark my words."


Probably bollox but keeps the fun going I suppose.

Lol yea probs but if its true fuck me ill be happy!

Reply to jamiespurs:

Would anyone be happy about Frazer Campbell being part of any bid from ManUre to take Berba to Utd??

Saw him in the championship last year and he looked brilliant. Also thought he outshone Rooney in the ManUre vs Newcastle game.

Veloso, Arshavin news anybody??? Dont care about other players.

Reply to MysteriousStranger:

Yes the soon to be richest club in the EPL are in for Berbatov, so he can hold hands with his best mate... and they'll pay! Question is do we want to help Citeh?

I'll carry the corpse there myself.

(In a length of rolled carpet, of course )

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Reply to MysteriousStranger:

Yes the soon to be richest club in the EPL are in for Berbatov, so he can hold hands with his best mate... and they'll pay! Question is do we want to help Citeh?

I'll carry the corpse there myself.

(In a length of rolled carpet, of course )

can we pls have a new and separate blog for transfers...this page swapping is driving me nuts?

Is there any truth in the rumour that we are going to sign Bernt Haas as cover for right-back?

Seriously. Every club needs a Bernt Haas.

Back to the caption competition...
Snap One: Bosingwa "WTF? Did I really sign up for this?"
Snap Two: Lampard "And now for a sly grope with my left hand..."

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to MysteriousStranger:

Yes the soon to be richest club in the EPL are in for Berbatov, so he can hold hands with his best mate... and they'll pay! Question is do we want to help Citeh?

I'll carry the corpse there myself.

(In a length of rolled carpet, of course )

better get a shift on, only 10hrs 40mins to go and it long way to Manchester with a dead weight on your back

Reply to jamiespurs:

Would anyone be happy about Frazer Campbell being part of any bid from ManUre to take Berba to Utd??

Saw him in the championship last year and he looked brilliant. Also thought he outshone Rooney in the ManUre vs Newcastle game.

I still think Arshavin will join us today.

Zenit are just fucking around with Levy. Levy will win the "fucking around" battle, I believe.

'with what China'

Eh? China? Are you trying to further confuse the issues young man? Do you know who I am? What is this 'internet cafe' anyway, I'm still waiting for my lunch. Waiter! I'm off!

Reply to jamiespurs:

Think if he's included in the deal for £5m and then we get £25m cash for Berba it would be a good deal. A hungry young striker who wants to impress and do well AND £25m in return for letting them have a stroppy, moody, arsehole.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

on this Campell thing;

to me it makes a bit of sense (apart from Hull having their offer accepted a few mins ago); peckhart has gone to Soton so reserves must be one striker light, so FC can fit in there and step up when pavlova/bent/molito get injured/need a rest/cup tied etc...

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On the whole I've enjoyed the Berbatov movies.

The first of the trilogy, 'The Berbatov Identitity - Genius or Moody Ba5tard', was action-packed and thrilling, and the drama really drew you in. The hero's skill and finesse was entertaining, and you were always urging him to remain one...

Doris Woodgate the usherette puts a tray of assorted choc ices thru the screen in rage just as the Bulgarian announces he has a squirrel implanted in his anus.

Harry 'reliable source' Hotspur

- Caught Offside
Pfffffffffffffffffft.

SSN: Citeh just tabled a bid in excess of the british transfer record for berbatov

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Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to MysteriousStranger:

Yes the soon to be richest club in the EPL are in for Berbatov, so he can hold hands with his best mate... and they'll pay! Question is do we want to help Citeh?

I'll carry the corpse there myself.

(In a length of rolled carpet, of course )

better get a shift on, only 10hrs 40mins to go and it long way to Manchester with a dead weight on your back

Hello mate

Sky reporting Berbatov's Man City bid is in excess of £30 million

Fuck it. Let's help Citeh...

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By the way.....

Anyone see Robbie Keane's latest stellar performance in that hideous Liverpool shirt???

What an absolute waste of space, time and £20m!! His "big chance" came along, he was one on one and he ballsed it right up. Only to be substituted later on.

hahaha I saw that. Oh how I laughed with glee

Corluka - cracking signing, heres to hoping we can get a striker and a DM before the window slams shut!

COYS

Reply to MysteriousStranger:

Sky reporting Berbatov's Man City bid is in excess of £30 million

Fuck it. Let's help Citeh...

Erm, that's Man City's Berbatov bid... I don't think Berbatov is buying Citeh

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to paulhasissues:

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to MysteriousStranger:

Yes the soon to be richest club in the EPL are in for Berbatov, so he can hold hands with his best mate... and they'll pay! Question is do we want to help Citeh?

I'll carry the corpse there myself.

(In a length of rolled carpet, of course )

better get a shift on, only 10hrs 40mins to go and it long way to Manchester with a dead weight on your back

Hello mate

afternoon Guv.

Arshavin????


Where the fuck is ARSHAVINNNNNN


dont want garcia, milto or pol pot.

Reply to North17:

A move to Citeh is a step back if anything so there's no way he'd go there surely?

Unless it's just his dream to live in Manchester rather than to play for United...

well he cant stay here.

i reckon his strop might well backfire

No signings now for almost 4hrs. what are we playing at?

A move to Citeh is a step back if anything so there's no way he'd go there surely?

Unless it's just his dream to live in Manchester rather than to play for United...

Militos contain too much artificial sweetener. They give me the squits.

If we get in excess of £30 mil for Berbatov we can surely buy Arshavin, no? Plus, we get to see sulkychops suffer at the hands of Sparky, and Rednose's red nose rubbed right in it and made even redder.

Just heard all European transfers need to be done by 2300 uk time, in case anyone gives a shite

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Arshavin????


Where the fuck is ARSHAVINNNNNN


dont want garcia, milto or pol pot.

pol pot would add more steel in midfield

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Arshavin????


Where the fuck is ARSHAVINNNNNN


dont want garcia, milto or pol pot.

Here's the latest on Arshavin today from Harry's best mate Jasper:

Looking very good I've been told, no one else in for him, all agreed, loads of paper etc flying around. 32 month payment plan,, we've agreed an increased bid, just sorting out pieces. My knowledgable mole says, "looking good..."

Very audacious move by citeh! Suits me though. get the price we wanted plus mess utd's plans right up - Brilliant. Just ashame that we would be selling to a clear 4/5/6th place rival... I think the arshavin deal will go through, that and milito plus maybe another 1 or 2...here's hoping. Corluka, good buy.

Reply to North17:

A move to Citeh is a step back if anything so there's no way he'd go there surely?

Unless it's just his dream to live in Manchester rather than to play for United...

Haven't you paid any attention today?

Manchester City said on Monday they had signed a memorandum of understanding with Abu Dhabi United Group for Development and Investment (ADUG), who are seeking to buy the Premier League club from its Thai owner Thaksin Shinawatra.

They are willing to pay more for the player than Man Utd. They will pay Berbatov more than Man Utd. And his slimeball agent will no doubt earn more commission too. And he'll be with his best mate Petrov.

Sulaiman al-Fahim, an ADUG board member who will represent the group on the Manchester City board, was quoted on www.arabianbusiness.com as saying: 'We will release details later, but this is a great event for both the club and Abu Dhabi.'

'Our goal is very simple - to make Manchester City the biggest club in the Premier League, and to begin with, to finish in the top four this season.'

Yeah. It's probably not going to appeal to Berbatov's ego, going to "a bigger Chelski".

Do you think people give themselves multiple identies to cover all eventualities? Arshavin in, Arshavin not in; Arshavin in with Veloso, Arshavin out but Veloso in. That sort of thing.

It's a bit like being the banker on a roulette table. You always end up winning.

Reply to North17:

A move to Citeh is a step back if anything so there's no way he'd go there surely?

Unless it's just his dream to live in Manchester rather than to play for United...

If that's true, that dream is sadder than the idea of a 3-legged, one-eyed golden retriever puppy... with cancer.

Reply to Snap:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Arshavin????


Where the fuck is ARSHAVINNNNNN


dont want garcia, milto or pol pot.

Here's the latest on Arshavin today from Harry's best mate Jasper:

Looking very good I've been told, no one else in for him, all agreed, loads of paper etc flying around. 32 month payment plan,, we've agreed an increased bid, just sorting out pieces. My knowledgable mole says,...

slightly off this topic but how much of his full potential will we see considering his season is (i think) over halfway through, he will effectively be playing without a break for 16 months if he joins us and plays our season out

THFC pitch to Sulky: ManU still fucking about so you're staying here in limbo.
Or...you go to Citeh, 100k/week and you can slag off everyone in Bulgarian with your pedigree chum. Done.

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Reply to Snap:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Arshavin????


Where the fuck is ARSHAVINNNNNN


dont want garcia, milto or pol pot.

Here's the latest on Arshavin today from Harry's best mate Jasper:

Looking very good I've been told, no one else in for him, all agreed, loads of paper etc flying around. 32 month payment plan,, we've agreed an increased bid, just sorting out pieces. My knowledgable mole says,...

slightly off this topic but how much of his full potential will we see considering his season is (i think) over halfway through, he will effectively be playing without a break for 16 months if he joins us and plays our season out

thats right. same with pav.

levys fault. cock.

fucking buy him anayway.

If jaspers got a talking mole, shouldn't he go and see a doctor quick sharp? Somehow, I've got a feeling his mole is located near his rectum...?

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to toddspur:

Reply to Snap:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Arshavin????


Where the fuck is ARSHAVINNNNNN


dont want garcia, milto or pol pot.

Here's the latest on Arshavin today from Harry's best mate Jasper:

Looking very good I've been told, no one else in for him, all agreed, loads of paper etc flying around. 32 month payment plan,, we've agreed an increased bid, just sorting out pieces. My knowledgable mole says,...

slightly off this topic but how much of his full potential will we see considering his season is (i think) over halfway through, he will effectively be playing without a break for 16 months if he joins us and plays our season out

thats right. same with pav.

levys fault. cock.

fucking buy him anayway.

, you still angry

I dont think we should sell to Citeh. Whats the point of significantly strengthening a direct rival for 5th or even 4th spot?? Realistically we know that we can't match ManUre for money or in terms of squad etc. So they aren't a direct rival and we wont be shooting ourselves in the foot.

Citeh despite all the shit that has surrounded them this season have had a very good start. And as such selling them Berbatov would be a big mistake. Levy must see this?????

I doubt Berba would join Citeh anyways. The only thing they can offer him is his best mate Martin Petrov!! Lets hope Fergie stumps up the cash, throws in Campbell and we can offload the foul odour that is Berbatov.

Reply to MysteriousStranger:

Reply to North17:

A move to Citeh is a step back if anything so there's no way he'd go there surely?

Unless it's just his dream to live in Manchester rather than to play for United...

Haven't you paid any attention today?

Manchester City said on Monday they had signed a memorandum of understanding with Abu Dhabi United Group for Development and Investment (ADUG), who are seeking to buy the Premier League club from its Thai owner Thaksin Shinawatra.
...

The point is though that he wants to be at the top table now and he is guaranteed that with United as oppose to joining another 'project' that will take time, if ever, to be realised.

I just want rid of the sulky bastard!

Ever since he joined and had a brilliant season I have been ready for his departure. I knew that he wouldn't stay with us for long and that ManUre would want him. So I kind of made peace with him leaving. The problem is that its been so protracted and now its just fuc*ing boring me to death.

BERBA JUST FU*K OFF!!

Reply to jamiespurs:

I dont think we should sell to Citeh. Whats the point of significantly strengthening a direct rival for 5th or even 4th spot?? Realistically we know that we can't match ManUre for money or in terms of squad etc. So they aren't a direct rival and we wont be shooting ourselves in the foot.
...

Thank You! Fare enough dnt wanna sell to united but we fucking should coz we aint gonna be as good as them in a while but to help clubs around is just stupid + another club in the same european tourmant as us!

I have it on top quality ITK authority that the reason Lampard was so keen to pull a Spurs shirt on and make the kind of pass to bent for our goal that Jenas can only dream of is because we're using the Berba money to buy him.

You heard it hear first!

(I spelt here wrong and punctuated badly, how embarrassinG )

Pic 1: Fatty's still dreaming of a dream move to Inter, however what he doesn't realise is sexual harrassment is not the way to go.
Pic 2: 'Oi, Stop calling me a cunt'.