The Juande Ramos Caption Competition

He looks kinda kinky with three arms, I bet he has fun with those in the changing rooms.

When are we gonna start playing?

Next season in the Championship, if all and sundry at our club do not get their act together very quickly!

And not in 10-15 games time as Ramos has said!

Taxi ! one way to spain please

Someone needs to tell Ramos about the Jewish connection with the club and fast...

What is that guy doing to his arse behind him?

Here we see a fan demonstrating how Alex Ferguson gets the puppet media to illegally tap up players for him.

After months of meticulous hiding and camouflage the puppet master who kidnapped the real Juande Ramos at the end of last season finally gives himself away...

I was at the game this afternoon, we were RUBBISH. Pavlychenko can NOT head the ball, and despite his height neither can Bent. Remember the good old days when Berbatov would delicately collect the ball from 50 yds and turn three defenders without a second thought? Well those days are gone guys! Nut we insist on playing as this long ball game. We have no imagination up front, no running, no one moving into space. Defensively I was very impressed with Ekotto!! Yes I did say that, and Corluka (although slow) was very good also. I've been to 2 games so far this season - Villa and Wigan - I AM NOT A HAPPY BUNNY!!!

Reply to Smackbat:

I was at the game this afternoon, we were RUBBISH. Pavlychenko can NOT head the ball, and despite his height neither can Bent. Remember the good old days when Berbatov would delicately collect the ball from 50 yds and turn three defenders without a second thought? Well those days are gone guys!...

I'm reading that BAE and Corluka had good games. I don't like your Pav comment - because it only serves to confirm my suspicion he was a bit not good in the air against Villa ... only one 1/2 games though...

5 minutes into the Spurs game -

"Hopefully this time I can steal Juande's Wallet, i need money not Juande's winning tactics...."

Say's the guy on the bottom right.....

Our problems stem from:

* Lack of the manager not knowing his best team, and who he can rely upon right now in terms of the new signings i.e.
-he can rely upon:
-- Gomes
-- Corluka
-- Campbell

he cannot rely upon:
-- Bentley
-- Dos Santos
-- Pav

* Lack of organisation

* Lack of team work i.e not supporting the player in position

* Lack of passing the ball on the ground

* Too much lumping it in the air

* Not enough shots on target or even of target. In fact a complete lack of any shots at all.

* looking weak against the opposition, and giving them the chance to take us on with confidence.

I could go on!!!

Reply to Smackbat:

I was at the game this afternoon, we were RUBBISH. Pavlychenko can NOT head the ball, and despite his height neither can Bent. Remember the good old days when Berbatov would delicately collect the ball from 50 yds and turn three defenders without a second thought? Well those days are gone guys!...

You were impressed with Ekotto. Did you see the second half ?

Why did we spend all that money on the best left back in the world someday to play him on the left wing ? Then there's Gilberto. Then there's Lennon who's playing much better than Bentley left on the bench.

Caption: "I asked for a Rolls Royce and all I get is this clapped out Bentley".

"Shiva me timbers"

*abandons ship*

(The sofa is a much comfier place to not watch MOTD )

Why is Robert Mugabe drinking water in the dug out ?

Reply to onedavemackay:

Why did we spend all that money on the best left back in the world someday to play him on the left wing ? Then there's Gilberto. Then there's Lennon who's playing much better than Bentley left on the bench.

Wendy appears to have Azza Issues, alright. ... but then who knows what goes on in the mind of these fiendish continentals?

Bentley sas universally heralded as poo poo today. I may need to get my tattoo doctored. Like Johnny Depp turned 'Winona Forever' into 'Wino Forever'.

i havent got tickets to a Spurs game until Blackburn now.

thank fuck for that.

bentley eh? getting it in the ear already. fair? who cares, it is certainly fun.

Pity about Pav turning out to be a bit shite, of all our signings he is one i actually liked the look of to be honest. Bring back Steed, Teemu and Chimbonda.

Reply to onedavemackay:

Why is Robert Mugabe drinking water in the dug out ?

Thirst?

Whahey! I'm here all week.

Reply to jolsgonemental:

i havent got tickets to a Spurs game until Blackburn now.

thank fuck for that.

bentley eh? getting it in the ear already. fair? who cares, it is certainly fun.

Pity about Pav turning out to be a bit shite, of all our signings he is one i actually liked...

I'd take Steed over Modric as things stand tonight.

Eeeesh.

selling Steed was barking.

Modric is a luxury we couldnt afford. I cant believe at the end of last season, top of our wishlist was a unproven and diminuative little fancy dan to stick in the centre of our midfield.

Gio? Can even get a start. Good players start.

Corluka is no better than Chimbonda was, whilst being much slooooowwwwwer...

And all Bentley offers than Lennon doesnt is his delivery..oh wait. he doesnt even offer that.

And for some reason I also wish we kept Kaboul. I reckon he has potential that lad.

We are part of the credit crunch i.e.

- too much greed in selling established permiership class players

- and buying foreign players who do not have a clue about what is required of them.

toxic wasters!!!

Worst Spurs team since 1974!!!!

Yes, it was a pretty uninspiring performance, but there were at least some positives:

Jamie O'Hara was all-action, and added some much needed bite into our central midfield. My man of the match for Spurs.

The Manc with the unfortunate surname looks quite promising. Fate may have dealt us a kind hand there with his last-minute acquisition. We need all the help we can get this season.

Corluka had a much better game than his first one, and maybe his partnership with Woody will blossom given time.

Erm... we kept a clean sheet.

Errrrrmmmm... can't think of any more, but it's a start.

Oh yeah, one more - surely Bentley and Bale can't be that bad again?

P.S Did anyone else think the "PeaceOneDay" shirts the ballboys were wearing may have been a subliminal message to our general?
"This is Piss Juande" ???

" Ok with these three arms, perhaps the Tottingham supporters will understand why I have so much trouble distinguishing the left from the right and which sides these players should be on?"

Question.

Has anyone seen Steve Bruce and Mrs Doubtfire together at the same time?

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

Aside from the airport-sized holes in our defence for their chances, MOTD made us look as if we weren't totally suffocating in our own effluent.

We've definitely been struck down by the vapours tho. And even our chipper bench-skipper Gus makes me worry when he talks about Pav and Bent being similar (too similar to play together perhaps?)

Agree about Judas2 being promising.

Disagree with JGM that Gio not getting on is a problem. He's a prospect. (And a more promising one than today's 6-0'd Kaboul, i reckon).

We're still farting into the wind at the moment - but i reckon we'll ignite at Newcastle. A sputtering flame it may turn out to be - but it would do the job - of illuminating the barcodes past-mastery at turning into a shower of shite

Reply to bergkamp:

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

And talking of airports, shouldn't you be cowering on a train somewhere?

Reply to bergkamp:

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

Hopefully Merson'll give him a lift home.

Reply to CrossWaddle:

Reply to bergkamp:

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

And talking of airports, shouldn't you be cowering on a train somewhere?

Champions League why when did you win it your only there to make up the numbers.

Reply to bergkamp:

harry hotspur iv never seen steve bruce and mrs doubtfire together ,iv never seen tottenham hotspur and the champions league together neither pahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhhhhhahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

Bergkamp Come on when you get the star above the badge.

Dire Dire Dire

Bentley and Bale had shockers, Pavlov needs time, Jenas did his disapearing act... I could go on all night folks.

After the Carling Cup we blamed our lack of wins in the premier league on a lack of effort. Now we are blaming it on late transfers (and rightly so). The bottom line is we are shite. I don't want to hear any more excuses.

What I want is an apology from Daniel Levy and C*(^oli. I want them to publicly aknowledge that they have hamstrung Ramos this season and Martin Jol last season. I want them to acknowledge that they care more about their bottom line than building a team. There has been no continuity w/ Tottenham for a decade. And when we threatened to have some, we threw good ol' Martin under the bus. We are laughable. Thank you Daniel Levy. Thank you for being such a hot-shot and selling our best players (Carrick, Keane, Berbatov) just when we threaten to form a cohesive unit. Thank you for being so focused on getting into the Champions League that you shake up the team at the drop of a hat. Thank you for appointing Commoli.

Before I retire to bed this evening I am going to pray that Daniel Levy slips on Gareth Bale's hairclip and knocks out all of his teeth. Then I may allow myself to smile.

"So, Gus, I had these thoughts about the tactics. Wait, is that Mike Ashley over there? MIKE! MIKE! Bah, he's too drunk to hear. Where were we? Never mind, it can't have been important".

Sackings are seriously needed very soon.
2 points from a possible 15 is dire.

But worse still, just look at the stats hardly any shots on or off target = very unlikey to score a goal or even more than one goal.

And unlikely to beat the opposition.

The Club must do something about Bent & Pav, otherwise we will be relegated!!!

HAAAAY YOOOUUUU GUUUUYYYYS

Reply to 1981_Spurs:

Our problems stem from:

* Lack of the manager not knowing his best team, and who he can rely upon right now in terms of the new signings i.e.
-he can rely upon:
-- Gomes
-- Corluka
-- Campbell

he cannot rely...

please don't .. its a shambles .. depressed even talking about it ... not getting onto you mate but f/ck we are in the sh/t .. even if we come good I still won't enjoy it because I'll be waiting for the wheels to fall off ..

Reply to 1981_Spurs:

Our problems stem from:

* Lack of the manager not knowing his best team, and who he can rely upon right now in terms of the new signings i.e.
-he can rely upon:
-- Gomes
-- Corluka
-- Campbell

he cannot rely...

Harry, remember that big red button that says EMERGENCY on it, that we were told never to press? .. yeah, I remember that button too!

Reply to he's a yiddo:

Dire Dire Dire

Bentley and Bale had shockers, Pavlov needs time, Jenas did his disapearing act... I could go on all night folks.

After the Carling Cup we blamed our lack of wins in the premier league on a lack of effort. Now we are blaming it on late transfers (and...

here f/cking here

There isn't a lot to add.

El, I went straight for a bottle of 2001 Rioja, followed by a smooth 2004.

Fuck the food, it's all my fault.

Ramos Quote:

I’m delighted to be in London and I’m delighted to be at Tottenham. I’m having a marvellous experience,” the former Sevilla boss said on the Setanta Sports website.

“We need time. Some players came in only just before the close of the transfer window and there have been big changes.

“The crowd made their reaction to the performance at the end and maybe it was just, but I don’t think there is anything personal.

“We must still all work together to change the situation, but it is a big pressure on the players at the moment.”

Start wining games, and we wil all stop booing the team at half and full time.

And you will save your job.

But I fear this is all fantasy, and we will be relegated.

Reply to OneDayRamos:

Reply to 1981_Spurs:

Our problems stem from:

* Lack of the manager not knowing his best team, and who he can rely upon right now in terms of the new signings i.e.
-he can rely upon:
-- Gomes
-- Corluka
-- Campbell

he cannot rely...

Harry, remember that big red button that says EMERGENCY on it, that we were told never to press? .. yeah, I remember that button too!

hey wheres the button i wanna push it

What would be the effect of pushing the button? And what would the ramifications be?

Or Ramosifications...

Season over..

see you all next July..

(f*cking Wigan..seriously?)

Does anyone believe Ramos will get the necessary time?

why, just for the novelty value don't we pick our strongest team for every game to get a bit of consistancy going? Granted at present we are consistantly woeful but piss potting about hoping to fluke the right combination aint gonna work.Someone in the club must have a vague clue, or perhaps just get one of us to do it. couldnt be any worse.

We are rudderless, I'm one of O'Hara's biggest fans, but he's a mere kid and faded in the second half.

Jenas is a child, Hudddlestone is a luxury, Zokora is clueless.

Boro, Sunderland, Villa and now Wigan.

Make no mistake, we're right in amongst the smelly stuff.

Caption: Ramos "I'd give my right arm for a decent striker"

We are a complete laughing stock.

"White hart lane station is suffing from a points failure"

The board must have a serious meeting with Ramos next week!!!

Caption "Taxi for Ramos, please" - one way to the airport!!!

Reply to he's a yiddo:

Dire Dire Dire

Bentley and Bale had shockers, Pavlov needs time, Jenas did his disapearing act... I could go on all night folks.

After the Carling Cup we blamed our lack of wins in the premier league on a lack of effort. Now we are blaming it on late transfers (and...

you can't blame levy and damien for selling those players. they wanted to leave and we got the maximum compensation for them.

BAE - you are having a laugh! Just when I thought I'd never see the thing-THEY-call-a-footballer again, up he pops! Zokora scared Chelsea sh&tless, but 1 game in 10 where he makes a difference does not a footballer make. The lad must be short a (fotballing) brain! He hasn't a clue. CCup final should have been the last of him when he displayed his total and utter inability to shoot a ball STRAIGHT - giz a bleedin job...! And he turned his back on lazyatov's peno. YES! Turned his back on a peno, not thought of following up, no thought of WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN NEXT. The lad has no football sense. I have forgotten more than he will ever know!

I watched Sunderland play and in a very average game in terms of quality, MAlbranque was so far above evrything else on the pitch, I was for a while sure I was watching th best player on the planet! I watched MAnU, and it seems I was over-estimated Fergie: Berbatov is still the lazy good-for-nothing he was when we had him. Drop Tevez for Berbatov: now there's a travesty of justice not seen since Bubba was thrown into jail for farting!

I like the look of our squad (- aforementioned 2), but me thinks Ramos is a cloWn of the highest order!

CAption: "pICCADILLY please"

Caption: "Sevilla please"

I knew Pavlyuchenko was shit all along. He even looked shit on youtube. Campbell and Lennon must start from now on and other players in our team need to try a bit f*****g harder. Bentley needs to find his form in the reserves before playing in the first team again.

As for the caption:

The fella sitting behind Ramos - 'Look, If I pinch Ramos' arse, his arm pops up John Cleese style'

Remember when Berbatov first joined spurs? he was so useless that he was dropped to the bench. In other words give Pav a chance.

We kept a clean sheet. good start. and without Dawson the donkey we looked far more solid.

Ramos has finally worked out we need a grafter, and O'Hara didnt let us down. But the problem was, with Jenas, Bentley and Bale playing in midfield we lacked that penetration that Dos Santos/Lennon provide. Still, this for me was the best performance we have played so far this season, despite not scoring.

Bent and Campbell showed glimpses of finding some kind of form. Lennon was sprightly when he came on and is starting to remind us why he was picked for england.

Bentley is struggling, but rather that being awful i would say he is simply average. He desperately needs to work on his free kicks;they were awful.

If you look at our team now compared to only 18 months ago, we fielded

Robinson; Chimbonda, Dawson, Rocha, Ifil; Tainio, Jenas, Zokora, Lennon (sub Defoe, 75); Berbatov, Keane (Capt.)

agaisnt Wigan and got a 3-3.

Now look at our squad now. Only 3 of those players still here. We must realise that this is a new era (again!) and it will take time to gel. i have seen every game this season except the polish game; we are improving, allbeit slowly, but we are.

What is needed is for the fans who go to the games to be BEHIND our team and not booing at half time when we havent let in a goal! This is hardly helping and these fans should fuck off to arsenal.

'Pav even looks shit on YouTube.'

that tickled me.

Just one question really... Would any 'serious manager' as JR has been labelled, ever in a million years appoint Jermaine Jenas as captain?

We are in big trouble.

Reply to jolsgonemental:

i havent got tickets to a Spurs game until Blackburn now.

thank fuck for that.

bentley eh? getting it in the ear already. fair? who cares, it is certainly fun.

Pity about Pav turning out to be a bit shite, of all our signings he is one i actually liked...

Yeah good idea. Add to that list Berbatov and we'd welcome back 4 of Martin Jol's better signings. Don't you feel a bit sick after your rantings about MJ of this time last season? You muppet.

Reply to Tim:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

i havent got tickets to a Spurs game until Blackburn now.

thank fuck for that.

bentley eh? getting it in the ear already. fair? who cares, it is certainly fun.

Pity about Pav turning out to be a bit shite, of all our signings he is one i actually liked...

Yeah good idea. Add to that list Berbatov and we'd welcome back 4 of Martin Jol's better signings. Don't you feel a bit sick after your rantings about MJ of this time last season? You muppet.

so what you are saying is that Jol was doing just as rubbish but with a better squad?

Reply to onedavemackay:

Why did we spend all that money on the best left back in the world someday to play him on the left wing ? Then there's Gilberto. Then there's Lennon who's playing much better than Bentley left on the bench.

Name the last left footed left winger our squad possessed.

Yesterdays pluses- with corluka and woodgate playing centre half together we actualy looked calmed and composed,and unlike dawson they werent trying to play a 50yrd ball everytime it was at there feet they tried to find space and bring others in to play.Gomes looked like the keeper we saw against chelsea and after the game walked round clapping all four sides of the ground thanking them for the support they showed the team! in jamie ohara we finally look like weve got someone who can win a tackle,never give up and die for the cause. Pav looks strong and held the ball up well just didnt help everywhere he went he was marked by d bent.Bale was good in flashes but still does not look fit! lennon was good when he came on and looks like he knows hes got a point to prove.The rest of team was that poor its not worth commenting, apart from BAE who would look out of place playing for a sunday team!!!!!!!!! Anyway rool on the trip up north on wednesday!

We need to support our team!! We cannot change the players and would be stupid to change the manager. All this talk of players being luxury's and lightweight, well its pointless. These are our players until January at least.
We had lost our two previous home games by conceding two goals. It seems to me that any manager worth his salt would look to tighten up the team first, build on a stronger defence and then push on to win games. So we could easily have nicked this one 1-0. I will be happy enough if we win the next few 1-0 with a few 0-0 thrown in for good measure! In 5 more games we could have 11 points and be unbeaten in 8 games in all competitions!

On a lighter note, when Ramos said 15 games did he mean until the transfer window?

COYS

Reply to Ian S:

Yes, it was a pretty uninspiring performance, but there were at least some positives:

Jamie O'Hara was all-action, and added some much needed bite into our central midfield. My man of the match for Spurs.

The Manc with the unfortunate surname looks quite promising. Fate...

Great shout on O'Hara and your other points and your ballboy t-shirt joke.

Great post generally. and positive.


Do come again.

Reply to sloth:

HAAAAY YOOOUUUU GUUUUYYYYS

HAAAAY.

Reply to 1981_Spurs:

What would be the effect of pushing the button? And what would the ramifications be?

Depends.

Are we talking fooball or women?

Reply to TMWNN:

Does anyone believe Ramos will get the necessary time?

Yup.

(If we lose our next match I'm cracking the Possums vineyard 2004 MacLaren Vale cabernet sauvignon - That'll teach 'em).

I'd like to just say that the only 2 players who stayed out to clap the impressive support were Gomes and C*mpbell. Woody gave a little clap on the way into the tunnel. That was it. Just shows who actually gives a f*ck. Non-stop singing all game from the fans and only 2 players (one of whom isn't even ours) recognise it. We were pretty pony again, but in all honesty if the Pen is given for the foul on Lennon we have 3 points and can move on. It would be papering over the cracks somewhat, but we need a scrappy win, any kind of win will do. Pavlyuchenko didnt win a single header despite being much taller than anyone challenging him, and he still looks a little off the pace. I could go on and on, but I really cant be bothered to drag myself through it again. All i'll say is a repeat of what I heard someone say to his mate on the way home from the game "At least Wednesday we have a chance to prove that Newcastle aren't the worst team in the Premiership" Oh dear.

Reply to hoddle:

BAE - you are having a laugh! Just when I thought I'd never see the thing-THEY-call-a-footballer again, up he pops! Zokora scared Chelsea sh&tless, but 1 game in 10 where he makes a difference does not a footballer make. The lad must be short a (fotballing) brain! He hasn't a clue. CCup final should...

If Ramos is a clown, could you please describe the makup he wore when he won the 5 out of 6 finals he contested with sevilla?

Just read Spurs Odius' match report, and I found it more confusing than Ramos' subs yesterday.

"Three minutes later, Spurs had a good spell of Spurs pressure after Bale won a header to get Gomes’ ball."

What?

Reply to el:

Reply to hoddle:

BAE - you are having a laugh! Just when I thought I'd never see the thing-THEY-call-a-footballer again, up he pops! Zokora scared Chelsea sh&tless, but 1 game in 10 where he makes a difference does not a footballer make. The lad must be short a (fotballing) brain! He hasn't a clue. CCup final should...

If Ramos is a clown, could you please describe the makup he wore when he won the 5 out of 6 finals he contested with sevilla?

And one out of one for us!

Morning all.

At this moment in time I believe we've got to just tough it out. The transfer window is shut, Ramos has a great cup record and a decent league record for Sevilla. As such I think just about every Spurs fan would have given his appointment a thumbs up (aside from the way it was handled etc). This means we will have to just pray / cross our fingers / get behind the team and hopefully we will come through this stronger. Come December we will be approaching a transfer window, if by then we are still in serious trouble the board look at it then. Hopfully in Jan Ramos will have picked things up and we will buy according to needs rather than willy nilly half decent players (I still can't see the logic in buying a RM when we had a decnt one and not a LM amongst other moves!)

COYS

ps When / If JGM changes his name to RGM I will know we are in the sh1te!

how many top drawer players will come to a club in the bottom 4-5 of its league in Jan?

Arshavin, Veloso, Capel, Huntelaar?

or heskey and Doyle?

Its everybody's fault. Ramos tells the players to keep the ball and play it low, but they all hoof the ball up. Ramos makes Jenas the captain in the hope that fella can up his game and take it to another level, but he did absolutely nothing and only passes backwards. We bought Bentley because of his crosses, but he couldnt cross over the first defender in how many attempts god knows. Ramos looks to the bench and sees bunch of young players who probably cant handle the pressure.

I think the blame game is over. Its everybody's fault.

The DOF for his transfer dealings, the chairman who hire the DOF, the manager who played players in different positions, the players who were given opportunities but still couldnt perform, the media, we the fans who keep dreaming and talking the team up to something they are not, and the 'bigger clubs' for tap up our players.


I think its over. I'll take mid table and a cup or two(Ramos is a cup specialist). We just not good enough in the league for so many reasons. Lets face it.

But hey, born a Spurs fan die a Spurs fan.

COYS!!

Reply to jolsgonemental:

how many top drawer players will come to a club in the bottom 4-5 of its league in Jan?

Arshavin, Veloso, Capel, Huntelaar?

or heskey and Doyle?

Depends.

How much money are they currently being paid and how much are we offering?

Reply to jolsgonemental:

how many top drawer players will come to a club in the bottom 4-5 of its league in Jan?

Arshavin, Veloso, Capel, Huntelaar?

or heskey and Doyle?

Not many! The problem is january is the next time we can buy players. The only options left are carry on as we are and hope the lads sort it out or get rid of Ramos. I think we have to give him time, after all he did win something last season!

On the plus side, we've conceded 7 goals.... The same as Villa who are in 4th. Just need to convert our chances and get Bent and Pav on a run of form and we can kick on...... If only it was really that simple.

Reply to PLN:

On the plus side, we've conceded 7 goals.... The same as Villa who are in 4th. Just need to convert our chances and get Bent and Pav on a run of form and we can kick on...... If only it was really that simple.

What chances??? Granted, i didn't see the match yesterday, but by all accounts we never created any chances to convert in the first place.

It will be interesting to see what team lines out on Wednesday, it's anybody's guess at this stage but if we don't beat Looney Toons we are in serious trouble, if we're not in it already!!!!

I want to believe, i still believe.........COYS

We had chances. They didnt go in. Don't believe the media reports. Believe the people that go. Not having a go or anything, but I can recall 3 or 4 decent chances where we could've scored, and thats not including the pen we should have had.

I wonder if Harry Redknapp fancies a new challenge.

Reply to Nunchucks:

I wonder if Harry Redknapp fancies a new challenge.

Up front?

if we all turn upside down, the entire mess will be fine.

paulhasissues - my face has gone blood-red, I feel faint and my work colleagues are looking at me strangley. Can I turn the right way up please??

Reply to el:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Why did we spend all that money on the best left back in the world someday to play him on the left wing ? Then there's Gilberto. Then there's Lennon who's playing much better than Bentley left on the bench.

Name the last left footed left winger our squad possessed.

Terry Dyson ?

Reply to PLN:

We had chances. They didnt go in. Don't believe the media reports. Believe the people that go. Not having a go or anything, but I can recall 3 or 4 decent chances where we could've scored, and thats not including the pen we should have had.

I agree we had 3 or 4 chances so two questions why were none of them taken and why was that all we created ?

Reply to 1981_Spurs:

Caption "Taxi for Ramos, please" - one way to the airport!!!

You kind of give up easy doncha...

Caption: Gus to Juande "Come on Juande it'll lift there spirits, Y M C A..."

Whats the woman in the sunnys checking out?