Tuesday, 22 July 08, 01:28 PM · Comments (37)
This has got to be a wind up. Ooh my days...
Now pay attention, because this is comedy gold and you don't want to miss anything.
Carrying on from the recent piece on Sir Alex Ferguson's alleged public discussion of Manchester United purchasing the services of Dimitar Berbatov there has been a new and amusing development.
The Norwegians have obviously been on the receiving end of the Highland Hairdryer to which end they have soiled themselves and promptly, er... several days later, issued a full scale apology.
But you have to believe the excuse. The quote that would stand to sink the Old Trafford Supremo was, "We may have made a bid for Berbatov, and we have good hopes to buy him. He has impressed for a long time..."
But Lars Morten Olsen, the reporter who wrote the piece, after being screamed at by the Old Trafford Mafia and threatened with unimaginable allsorts, has now retracted his quotes.
He has just remembered that despite being the only journalist interviewing Sir Alex at the time, the room they were in was a bit noisey and it was difficult to hear what was actually said.
"That takes the sting out of the Tottenham appeal" said Steinar Madsen, webmaster of the Scandanavian Supporters Club, sporting a new pair of trousers and liberally spraying air freshner around his office.
Well Steinar, I don't know about the sting, but that certainly takes the biscuit.
Out of balance, I will add that the same article goes on to alledge that Manchester United have a 'tape' of the interview and believe it contains nothing of any great concern to them. This allegation carries a link to The Manchester Evening News website. Which at this time contains zero reference to any such tape.
And another thing. I Harry Hotspur hereby offer Sir Alex an amnesty. Immunity from all prosecuction civil and criminal. If he can answer me this.
Who were you talking about then?
We are waiting.
BIOYC!
great article HArry..
Gutted about Keano, wasn't he declaring his future to the mighty spurs not 2 weeks ago
as for Berba, its nothing more than expected.
I'd love spurs to bring kanoute back, and give bent a chance.
imagine this:
Gomes
Hutton - King - Woody - Bale
HUddlestone
Modric - Jenas
Lennon - Giovani dos santos
Kanoute
COYS!!
This has really got to be stamped out. The trouble is the Premier League will side with the richest club in the league and no sanctions will be taken. Good for Levy for sticking up for the club though, hopefully other clubs will come forward as well
By the sounds of it somewhere down the line, be it the guy who wrote the story (heard fergie state Berbatov's name) or the newspaper itself have been blackmailed by the Big Red Mafia.
This is again illegal. Surely the FA have to act? Man Utd with this story have again shown that they will ride roughshod over any type of authority to get their own way.
Firstly they break the FA code of conduct then when they have been found out they go and blackmail a Norwegian paper/reporter!!
Where will it stop?? Fergie ringing off Old Trafford and declaring it Mancunia?? organising a hit on Ronaldo if he joins Real Madrid??
I really hope Barca follow up their interest in Berbatov so that we can sell him abroad. It will serve him, Dantchev and most of all Fergie right!!
I agree with Jamiespurs, Tottenham should sell to Barca just to piss of Fergie and then hopefully Ronaldo leaves for Real and they don't have any time to replace him leaving them very short of options
Reply to sparksyid:
Any news Harry on Capel? Arshavin? Bentley?
Also do you think Ramos will use 4-5-1
The news is... read the bleedin' archive!
And check out the forum here at the Sunshine Indoors that is Ole Ole. As a carrot to the masses I'm handing over sources. The first is the only Blackburn info worth reading.
The next will be The Pool and so on. Nothing's sacred on HH. Fuck all that. We're all Yids here, no? So let's gete stuck in. Alright? Good.
"after being screamed at by the Old Trafford Mafia and threatened with unimaginable allsorts"
Do you have a dossier to back this up please?
HH
sorry to sound stupid but what does --
And check out the forum here at the Sunshine Indoors that is Ole Ole. As a carrot to the masses I'm handing over sources. The first is the only Blackburn info worth reading.
The next will be The Pool and so on. Nothing's sacred on HH. Fuck all that. We're all Yids here, no? So let's gete stuck in. Alright? Good.
Do you have a new forum? lol i'm confused!
Priceless Harry! by the way do you have any idea when SAF and the Norwegian reporter plan to er...record the interview?
This is brilliant leverage...we now have SAF over a barrel ready to be rogered! I think that might be what SAF meant when he suggested that Levy was "different'...unless "god forbid" it was a veiled reference to his ancestry....;-)
Add
Anti Semitism to blackmailing and Tapping up!! Lets send Fergie down for racially aggravated assault & blackmail with intent to secure services.
dosent the king of norway supposedly support spurs? .... not that this would help this situation in the slighest! in denmark we stereotype the norwegians like you do with the irish.. dumb, stupid, uneducated..(why do norwegians carry a car door in the desert etc.) which is kind of fitting for mr. lars olsen here.. so id like to ask him this.. how many of you does it take to fit a lightbulb..?
Just to let you know that Bentley is having a medical this weekend and the transfer should be tied up by the end of next week.
Coys
Reply to Dan:
or fit up the club you support?
.. or that..
Reply to 01223:
Just to let you know that Bentley is having a medical this weekend and the transfer should be tied up by the end of next week.
Coys
LINK
thought he had one already?! jees.. how many medicals does this guy need!!
Reply to Nick:
"after being screamed at by the Old Trafford Mafia and threatened with unimaginable allsorts"
Do you have a dossier to back this up please?
Nick I have been doing this for a while. Which isn't to suggest your commeny is less valid, more about me, really.
May I take this opportunity to share something? You Manc clowns are almost as pompous as the Chelsea lot.
"Do you have a dossier?"
Would you be offended if I 'reverted to type' and told you to fuck right off?
Levy will let you know what we have.
Reply to jamiespurs:
HH
sorry to sound stupid but what does --
And check out the forum here at the Sunshine Indoors that is Ole Ole. As a carrot to the masses I'm handing over sources. The first is the only Blackburn info worth reading.
The next will be The Pool and so on....
Yeah, of which YOU'RE a moderator.
Fuck me...
Try the thread headed,'Bentley Update'...
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to Nick:"after being screamed at by the Old Trafford Mafia and threatened with unimaginable allsorts"
Do you have a dossier to back this up please?Nick I have been doing this for a while. Which isn't to suggest your commeny is less valid, more about me, really.
May I take this opportunity to share something? You Manc clowns are almost as pompous as the Chelsea lot.
"Do you have a dossier?"
Would...
'commentary'.
Reply to 01223:
Just to let you know that Bentley is having a medical this weekend and the transfer should be tied up by the end of next week.
Coys
HH is 100% not ITK.
But my boys are.
So fuck off.
Slow or quick, it's all the same to me.
Yeah - sell Berbs to barca...or, even better, arrange a swap...Arshavin for Berba, with a stipulation in contract that the Bulgarian sulker has to train, alone, in Siberia for the first 18 months (or so) on a diet of bread and water
youd make a great chairman harry.. ever considered taking levy's job? youd have my vote. i like your no-nonsense attitude, us spurs fans need this
Reply to christopheryates:
youd make a great chairman harry.. ever considered taking levy's job? youd have my vote. i like your no-nonsense attitude, us spurs fans need this
Sycophant, Lackey...
Cheers Chris.
BIOYC!
HH
Thanku for that! have not checked that since last week. In truth i forgot!!
Manc & Scouse fans are just as bad as eachother! they both think they have a reserved tag on all trophies.
Reply to jamiespurs:
HH
Thanku for that! have not checked that since last week. In truth i forgot!!
Manc & Scouse fans are just as bad as eachother! they both think they have a reserved tag on all trophies.
How very dare you.....
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to jamiespurs:HH
Thanku for that! have not checked that since last week. In truth i forgot!!
Manc & Scouse fans are just as bad as eachother! they both think they have a reserved tag on all trophies.How very dare you.....
My deepest apologies! It was a bank holiday up in sunny glasgow yesterday and not being connected to the net at home i got lost in a world of weekends! watched the london masters though! Can you believe we were 3-0 up against Watford in the semi final and ended up losing 4-3!!!
Statement from the Norwegian website at the centre of the controversy:
“A feather has become 35 hens here. It might seem like we are to blame for what has happened,” admitted the branch’s webmaster Steinar Madsen to Aftonposten. “We are to the blame in the sense how the interview was presented. Ferguson didn’t mention the name Berbatov when he was interviewed by us. I would call it a misunderstanding. It was tricky conditions for the interview. As journalists, you have probably experienced this yourself, how it is to listen to the tape afterwards. That can cause problems and Ferguson’s accent is not too easy to understand to start with. Ferguson confirmed that United had tabled an offer. We assumed it was Berbatov he was talking about. We might have taken it too far.”
Reply to N7teen:
Statement from the Norwegian website at the centre of the controversy:
“A feather has become 35 hens here. It might seem like we are to blame for what has happened,” admitted the branch’s webmaster Steinar Madsen to Aftonposten. “We are to the blame in the sense how the interview was ...
Well done sir!
HH, you are an idiot. Shut up embarrassing Spurs fans. We are not all as stupid as you. Spurs/Levy are gonna lose this fight no matter what. Nobody knows why Levy is trying it on. He hasn't a chance. He obviously hasn't got anything. ManU aren't that stupid. It's Berbs agent that should be shot and Berbs himself: traitor. He couldn't stay loyal for more than 9 months! Primadonna!
Robbie, true Spurs legend! Berbs knob-end!
Reply to SpursFan:
HH, you are an idiot. Shut up embarrassing Spurs fans. We are not all as stupid as you. Spurs/Levy are gonna lose this fight no matter what. Nobody knows why Levy is trying it on. He hasn't a chance. He obviously hasn't got anything. ManU aren't that stupid. It's Berbs agent that should be shot and...
Don't post on here again. It's not for calling me an idiot, you might be right on that part.
But the rest of it wasn't worth reading.
Shut up HH! You are an idiot as I said. what makes you think I would listen to anything you said.
Stop filling supporters' heads with rubbish. All your stories are rubbish! You pull gossip off the web and try to make out it's an exclusive. My lil brother could do that!
Ferguson is the best manager still in the game. It is waste of time to state otherwise. Stop wasting supporters' time.
And anybody who would call himself an idiot must also be crazy. Your pointless stories don't wash with all real supporters.
Reply to SpursFan:
Shut up HH! You are an idiot as I said. what makes you think I would listen to anything you said.
Stop filling supporters' heads with rubbish. All your stories are rubbish! You pull gossip off the web and try to make out it's an exclusive. My lil brother could do that!
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Still waiting for something worth reading.
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Tip: If you don't like it here, then show some self control and don't click on here.
Bored now.
All your future dull rants will be deleted on sight.
Ta ta.
Kumon HH! Quit with the insults! I don't like the way that you abuse many reasonable contributors to your site in the name of ehem! Spurs! Show some restraint!
Visitors beware: HH has been writing a lot of rubbish about Spurs - and football in general for that matter - that most intelligent fans most-absolutely-do-not agree with! exclamation mark!
Kumon HH, I'm rootin for ya! Give us something decent to read: Enough with the Berbatov is God rubbish! What about Malbranque? What about Keano? And Levy has brought the $$$ to WHL, but little else as yet!
Call it like it is: enough of the tabloid rubbish!
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Any news Harry on Capel? Arshavin? Bentley?
Also do you think Ramos will use 4-5-1
sparksyid,
blow me