Three Changes You'd Make At Tottenham Tomorrow

Kick out Comolli, stop using a sporting director and then reiterate to the players that Ramos is the Boss.

Im with kiwi.... bang on mate!! interesting to see comolli come out in the press today saying its no one mans fault and were all in this together!! trying to save your job mate...

1.
I'd go with kiwiyid idea of getting rid of the stupid director of football buisiness, let a manager manage HIS team, who have been bought on HIS say so.

2.Get a system and a formation that suits the players we have and stick to it!

3. Bring back the all white kit, ditch the dopey stripey socks!

I think they should make the players clean the boots or clean the ground of the reserves to remind them what life is like - for normal people until they start winning and being a team again instead a set of primadonnas

1) Get Ledley a new pair of knees

2) Bring back Pekhart from Southampton

3) Ditch the stripey socks!

I basically agree with Kiwiyid. However I get the feeling that there is a lack of proper respect for the manager. If, and I mean if, its true that Bentley is 'furious' for losing his England place and being played out of position then he needs a slap on the wrist, he is there for the team not himself. There dosen't seem to be that cohesion. The whole eleven players need to play together, not just parts of the team.

I need 4 changes:

1. Same old same old... buy a bloody midfield enforcer.

2. Pav. is injured - good - give Campbell some games. Buy a GREAT striker like Huntelaar NOT Arse-varin or Heskey!

3. Play Bentley in position.

4. No more Director of Football.

New owner (pref billionare)

No more director of football

No Jenas or Zorkora PLEASE!!!!

3 changes that should be made IMMEDIATELY !

1/ Why is there the need for a DoF in the BRITISH game . Look at the toon , the spammers , Harry left Pompey because that geezer who i can't remember his name ... bald fella . Have Arse , ManU , Liverpool got a DoF ? NO !! Ciau DC

2/ Give Juande a Lett's study English book

3/ FFS , give us more legroom in the front row of the West Lower !!!

1) Buy a DM
2) Buy a Striker
3) Buy a LW

Looks like Spurs are going down. We should concentrate on the League.
1. Sod wasting time in the UEFA cup.
2. Stop chopping and changing the starting 11.
3. Start playing people in position.

1) I'm with you on the Pekhart comment Mortdog. I could just imagine a Terry Venables type manager recalling him from Saafamptun and slinging a sheepskin clad arm around him and sayin in his shell like "get out there son and do yourself proud, make yourself a hero. And don't forget, you can't do any worse than these lot!!!"


2) Install said Terry Venables type character/clone/real thing in as manager complete with sheepskin coat, with immediate effect.

3) Make the entire team read the life story of Sir Billy Nic, recite famous quotes from the lane legend and swear a pact to try to emulate the values that this great man lived and served our glorious club by. Run regular exams for all players and coaching staff/board/ground staff etc on the history of our club and the life and quotes of Sir Billy Nic with a 3 fails and your out policy!!!

Now for another beer!!!

1. Have all Spurs games free on BBC1.
2. Buy Ramos and all players a Babel fish.
3. Treat all opposing teams to a nice Lasagna the night before.

I think there needs to be more than 3 changes at Spurs at the moment, But I hope that Ramos is not one of them, changing the manager AGAIN is not the answer. The squad is the problem, Comolli should definatey go, If I'd cost my company the amount of money he's lost us on players we've bought and then sold for less, I'd have got the sack ages ago ! The players he has brought in have been in the wrong positions - ( If We'd kept Keane and Berba, they would have been welcome additions ). I'd change our league position, cos even tho we have the berba money to spend in Jan, we're not gonna attract the top players for a relegation battle. And lastly I'd bring back the canary yellow away shirt with the blue checks on the shoulder and Holsten as our sponsor !

1. Install theoriginaldannyboy as manager.
2. Play people in position, preferably 4-4-2.
3. Pick a team and play it for 6 matches in a row, whatever the results.

And let our reserves play in the Carling Cup ffs and play our strongest team in all league game. No more sodding about now Wendy!!!! The same team for several league games in a row!!!

1) David Bowie on the pitch performing at half time instead of Opus propaganda.

2) A 100% Home Record

3] Michael Carrick Back

1. Install myself as official club kit designer.. i'd go for some basic adidas design.. just three navy stripes on the sleeves, a plain white jersey with the cockrel and crucially NO sponsor.. basic navy shorts.. basic white socks (NO HOOPS)

2. i would re-instate the traditional shape of the WHL nets.. last year they changed them to the almost universal rectangular shape.. whereas they used to have a slight slant on them.. might be a small thing but i always felt it gave the Lane an identity..

3. make WHL all-terraced again..

1. Bring back the three strikers we sold
2. Find that Jenas has turned into Veluso overnight
3. Add another tier to the Lane

I want to train.

1) Get rid of the director of football role it dos nt work in this country. 2)Stop making it ovious that every player is not for sale at any price 3)The past is gone sadly we cling to it like a ship wreck survivor to a life raft lets make some history NOW.

1. The stripey socks must be changed back to the navy blue with a white trim design.
2. During matches the players must pass to each others stronger foot on principle, not just pass anywhere in the region of their own shadows.
3. Woodgate must get a hair cut. It'll give him that extra yard of pace.

to make those turds treisman,thatchell,redknapp and s. camp-bell happy
1 the paxton should all wear gold lame catsuits with zapata moustaches .
2 the parklane should be blacked up in chains
3 the shelf shoud be dressed as drag queens
at half time we should all sing gloria gaynors - i will survive followed by sam cookes chain gang.

1) the front door lock
2) the back door lock
3) the lock on that dodgy side door that we seem to shuffle ppl in and out of during the transfer window

1. New knees for Ledley
1.5 Jimmy Greaves in his prime up front
2. Gazza in his prime back in our midfield
2.5 Dave Mackay in his prime in our midfield
3. David Ginola in his prime on the left wing

1.we don't need a fucking dof - end of. one person in charge of the team, buying and selling players and running the football side, strange thing - called a manager it used to work wonders.
2. proper kit, no flashes, stripes, contrasting panels, hoops on socks etc. one for home, one for away when the home kit clashes. white and blue.
3. players that earn their money every week not just the big games.

or if we want wishes that are possible

1. Sign Appiah tomorrow as free agent to play DM
2. Sign Ronaldo as free agent, who gives it one last hurrah rolling back the years playing like he did for Barca & PSV (he also teaches Bent how to move, trap a football, dribble and finish)
3. Get rid of sh1t hooped socks!

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm with TMWNN, we'd need a new ground with hotel attached, we'd could all meet for the other 14 minutes of half time for a drink!

1) Stop Paying silly money for players
2) Give Woodgate the Armband
3) Shoot Zokora

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm with TMWNN, we'd need a new ground with hotel attached, we'd could all meet for the other 14 minutes of half time for a drink!

I hope you're not with me when I'm on the job. You'd put me right off my stroke.

1 - Gooners board realise they should be in woolwich and give us their stadium and our catchment area back.

2 - The players would go out drinking in the local area with the fans (i dont live there anymore)

3 - The global media would only true positive things.

Reply to TMWNN:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm with TMWNN, we'd need a new ground with hotel attached, we'd could all meet for the other 14 minutes of half time for a drink!

I hope you're not with me when I'm on the job. You'd put me right off my stroke.

I was thinking Spit roast (if it's good enough for footballers). No your right seperate rooms and constant stream of newbies (no sloppy 2nd's)

'(if it's good enough for footballers)'

Our lot would miss at both ends.

Reply to TMWNN:

'(if it's good enough for footballers)'

Our lot would miss at both ends.

Azza Blud Lennon would have to stand on a little box at one end!

Jenas would try and stick in the wrong hole, but wouldn't have the steel to penetrate.

Reply to ramosgonemental:

to make those turds treisman,thatchell,redknapp and s. camp-bell happy
1 the paxton should all wear gold lame catsuits with zapata moustaches .
2 the parklane should be blacked up in chains
3 the shelf shoud be dressed as drag queens
at half time we should all sing gloria...

ramosgonemental excellent choices, you're growing on me...

Reply to TMWNN:

Jenas would try and stick in the wrong hole, but wouldn't have the steel to penetrate.

He's certainly not a box to box player and would probably end up dribbling down the flanks.

OK one of my alter egos wants 3 wishes too... Yes i do... Yeah yeah its cool man, chill out... Fuck of & give me my turn... OK OK...

1 - I become 30 years younger and play identically to Jimmy Greaves & i am amazing & play for Tottenham for my whole footballing career!

2 - The all time Tottenham greats all incarnate into the current squad (including Billy Nic as manager), and play with me (not fucking like that Tatchel you dung beetle), i hereby apologise to all dung beetles, i love you all & i actually prefer you to tatchel.

3 - Tatchel becomes straight & spends his life having the piss taken out of him for accusing gay people of being heterophobic!

1. Roll back tickets to 1912 prices. It's only fair.

2. free laughing gas on entry to ground

3. firework displays instead of football. Everyone likes fireworks. To be followed by Wickerman style burning of DOF.

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1 - Someone teach Aaron Lennon what it means to 'anticipate', the kid doesnt have a football brain.

2 - At least attempt to play 'give and go' for a change instead of passing to someone and then standing there like a clueless muppet.

3 - Get rid of the stripy socks jinx

You cu*t Ginge, I was trying to get to sleep, but the sickening image of Lennon in action standing on his little box is keeping me awake.

It's like a Lynchian/freak porn nightmare.

You're one sick pup.

is he wearing a gimp mask

3 changes well change number 1 would be to turn harry hotspurs frown upside down , change number 2 would be to win a game and change number 3 well that would be to make darren bent play like berbatov

1. Abramovitch to ditch Chelsea and spend his money on us

2. Get Nigella to sit next to me or on me.

3. Get rid of the hoop socks

1. Cheaper Season Ticket
2. Ban away fans in the home section and sack the twat in charge of tickets.
3. Make it slightly less draughty in my seat... my back doesn't half give me some jip when I get home of an evening!

Or alternatively....

1. Push Comolli down the fire escape in the East Stand Upper Tier
2. Punch Jenas in the testicles
3. Punch Jenas in the testicles and then punch Didi-eh? Zokora in the testicles.

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

Reply to HenryPercy:

1. Cheaper Season Ticket
2. Ban away fans in the home section and sack the twat in charge of tickets.
3. Make it slightly less draughty in my seat... my back doesn't half give me some jip when I get home of an evening!

Or alternatively....

1. Push Comolli...

1 - Whenever you're ready cunt!
2 - And whose army
3 - Do you think i'd feel anything?

Reply to J Jenas:

Reply to HenryPercy:

1. Cheaper Season Ticket
2. Ban away fans in the home section and sack the twat in charge of tickets.
3. Make it slightly less draughty in my seat... my back doesn't half give me some jip when I get home of an evening!

Or alternatively....

1. Push Comolli...

1 - Whenever you're ready cunt!
2 - And whose army
3 - Do you think i'd feel anything?

1. Now.
2. Dad's
3. Probably not unless I kicked you in the arse, It's likely I'd then cause you brain damage.

Reply to ramosgonmental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

You'd better hope I don't.... or you're in trouble!

Chairman: Daniel Levy
Sporting Director: Terry Venables
Manager: Roy Keane
Ass Manager: Teddy Sheringham

Keepers: Gomes
Alnwick
Button

Defenders: Dawson
King
Woodgate
Corluka
Troy
Mills
Caulker
Hutton
Gunter
Smith
Zokora(as a rightback, not as a midfielder!!)
Bale
Daniels
Mattock(New from Leicester City)

Midfielders: O'Hara
Huddlestone
Jenas
Modric
Marney(New from Hull, should never sold him in the first place!)
Livermore
Parrett
Bostock
Mason
Bentley
Lennon
Dos Santos
Rose
Townsend
Arshavin(New from Zenit)

Forwards: Ashton(New from West Ham)
Bent
Pavlyuchencko
Pekhart

Players in: Mattock
Marney
Arshavin
Ashton

Players out: Ghaly
Boateng
Gilberto
Ekotto

Reply to Norse Force:

Chairman: Daniel Levy
Sporting Director: Terry Venables
Manager: Roy Keane
Ass Manager: Teddy Sheringham

Keepers: Gomes
Alnwick
Button

Defenders: ...

Nice list.... what's it for? Wiping your arse with? Or is it footballer tourette's?

Seriously we dont need three things changing. I mean we can all see it ...we the fans who suffer week in week out.... all the posts here, its the one common thing that we all can see needs changing.....those fucking socks!!!!!

1 Sit on Henry Percys face throughout the game in order to improve the teams performance.

2 I thrive on defamation & would love the fans to sing me a song like Scuzzball has sung to him.

3 Make Henry Percy hit harder, didnt feel a thing!

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonmental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

You'd better hope I don't.... or you're in trouble!

have you already asked for jamie cullum cos you act like a small pianist

Reply to Norse Force:

Chairman: Daniel Levy
Sporting Director: Terry Venables
Manager: Roy Keane
Ass Manager: Teddy Sheringham

Keepers: Gomes
Alnwick
Button

Defenders: ...

Dawson & Zokora, is that all one wish???

1. fucking newsnow links to all tottenham hating articles.
2. fucking tabloid journos
3. fucking radio/tv 'experts' kicking us when we down.

Who needs 3 changes when all we need to do is bring back the Tomato Ketchup!!

Reply to J Jenas:

1 Sit on Henry Percys face throughout the game in order to improve the teams performance.

2 I thrive on defamation & would love the fans to sing me a song like Scuzzball has sung to him.

3 Make Henry Percy hit harder, didnt feel a thing!

Not on the first date

Seems silly as your name isn't Campbell but ok...here goes... "Campbell you're a cunt, Campbell, Campbell you're a..."

A Eunuch wouldn't.

Reply to tedzayid:

1. fucking newsnow links to all tottenham hating articles.
2. fucking tabloid journos
3. fucking radio/tv 'experts' kicking us when we down.

It's a media backed pogrom.

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonmental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

You'd better hope I don't.... or you're in trouble!

have you already asked for jamie cullum cos you act like a small pianist

Probably... I seem to have got you...

Would have been better if you'd said "Have you already asked to BE Jamie Cullum" not "for Jamie Cullum"....

PLUM.

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to J Jenas:

1 Sit on Henry Percys face throughout the game in order to improve the teams performance.

2 I thrive on defamation & would love the fans to sing me a song like Scuzzball has sung to him.

3 Make Henry Percy hit harder, didnt feel a thing!

Not on the first date

Seems silly as your name isn't Campbell but ok...here goes... "Campbell you're a cunt, Campbell, Campbell you're a..."

A Eunuch wouldn't.

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and Ready
Repartee and all his friends decide to go. As the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is a bit of a local celebrity (for his quick wit and ready repartee) they sit in the front row at the circus. The circus is great, the
elephants, the lions, the trapeze artists, the jugglers are all great and everyone's having a good time.
Finally the clowns come on, clowning about and making everyone laugh. One of the clowns then approaches the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee and says to him "Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee, are you the front end
of an ass?"
The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee replies "No, I'm not" The clown then asks "Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee, are you the rear end of an ass?" The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee replies once more "No, I'm not" The clown then states "Well, Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee, then you must be no end of an ass!" The Master of Quick Wit and Ready
Repartee is stumped, the crowd go wild with laughter, and the Master of Quick
Wit and Ready Repartee, humiliated, storms out of the circus, goes home and locks himself in his room, vowing to get his own back on the clown with a suitably witty retort.
Two weeks pass by, and finally the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee emerges from his room with a smug grin on his face. The circus is still in town and so the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee and his fiends decide
to go back to the circus, once again retaining their front row seats. The circus is as good as ever, and finally the clowns appear. One of the clowns, having spotted the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee at the front, approaches him and says "Fuck off you red nosed cunt!"

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

Reply to TMWNN:

Reply to tedzayid:

1. fucking newsnow links to all tottenham hating articles.
2. fucking tabloid journos
3. fucking radio/tv 'experts' kicking us when we down.

It's a media backed pogrom.

Yea and apparently thats what we are all involved in against our former captain. And like the scum we all are should have not only our ground shut down but fined/docked points depending on who passing judgement on us!

Reply to TMWNN:

You cu*t Ginge, I was trying to get to sleep, but the sickening image of Lennon in action standing on his little box is keeping me awake.

It's like a Lynchian/freak porn nightmare.

You're one sick pup.

Me too! I actually went to bed and had to come baxk downstairs (although the reason I couldn't sleep wasn't due to thoughts of Azza giving it "yeah blud, take it, yeah, ya get me"

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Reply to DoubleVision:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Just watched her on youtube, looks a bit like a guy to me...

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Never tried it, although I'm not a Brandy man, init blud!

Reply to DoubleVision:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Just watched her on youtube, looks a bit like a guy to me...

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to DoubleVision:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

well i could never remember the questions the clown asks (which you have remembered), but i do remember that when the master of quick retort & reportee returns to the circus the clown comes up to him, says the same three things to the master, to which the master retorts with "fuck of you red nosed cunt"

Reply to DoubleVision:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to DoubleVision:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

well i could never remember the questions the clown asks (which you have remembered), but i do remember that when the master of quick retort & reportee returns to the circus the clown comes up to him, says the same three things to the master, to which the master retorts with "fuck of you red nosed...

Curses! That'll teach me to rip it off of a website without fully checking it!!!

1, Clone Hoddle,
2, Clone Gazza,
3, Clone Jimmy Greaves,

Monday, tuesday.... Ehhhhhhh

I know he's fat but still think we should sign Ronaldo - not cup tied either & you know he'd score goals... Sounds desperate, & we are.

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1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Just watched her on youtube, looks a bit like a guy to me...

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

I blame one of the trannies that frequents a cocktail bar i hang out in here in Barcelona... & no i dont...

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1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Just watched her on youtube, looks a bit like a guy to me...

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

Boss-eyed twat. i'd crawl through a barrell of broken glass just to suck her turds to a point

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

well i could never remember the questions the clown asks (which you have remembered), but i do remember that when the master of quick retort & reportee returns to the circus the clown comes up to him, says the same three things to the master, to which the master retorts with "fuck of you red nosed...

Curses! That'll teach me to rip it off of a website without fully checking it!!!

i actually liked your ending, its shorter & your left wondering if the clown is psychic. In fact if i remember correctly the joke drags on & the guy is a normal guy who goes to the circus the 1st time with his son & gets done by the clown, after the 2nd visit to the circus when he takes his friend & gets done again, he then goes for training to the master and returns to the circus with all his family and friends, which is when the clown tries to do him the 3rd time, and he replies with thise now immortal words "fuck of you red nosed Ferguson"

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

you two are fucking hilarious

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1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Just watched her on youtube, looks a bit like a guy to me...

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

Boss-eyed twat. i'd crawl through a barrell of broken glass just to suck her turds to a point

How very rude

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

well i could never remember the questions the clown asks (which you have remembered), but i do remember that when the master of quick retort & reportee returns to the circus the clown comes up to him, says the same three things to the master, to which the master retorts with "fuck of you red nosed...

Curses! That'll teach me to rip it off of a website without fully checking it!!!

i actually liked your ending, its shorter & your left wondering if the clown is psychic. In fact if i remember correctly the joke drags on & the guy is a normal guy who goes to the circus the 1st time with his son & gets done by the clown, after the 2nd visit to the circus when he takes his friend &...

now i know who got monkhouses joke books in the will

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

well i could never remember the questions the clown asks (which you have remembered), but i do remember that when the master of quick retort & reportee returns to the circus the clown comes up to him, says the same three things to the master, to which the master retorts with "fuck of you red nosed...

Curses! That'll teach me to rip it off of a website without fully checking it!!!

But seriously thanks for reminding me, its kind of haunted me for ages

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

I remembered the punchline dickhead. That wasn't the issue was it??

It was who delivered the punchline.

Now... Fuck off and come back when we're on the same intellectual level...Which means I either need to be in a vegetative state or dead.

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

Thats not the original ending is it?

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

well i could never remember the questions the clown asks (which you have remembered), but i do remember that when the master of quick retort & reportee returns to the circus the clown comes up to him, says the same three things to the master, to which the master retorts with "fuck of you red nosed...

Curses! That'll teach me to rip it off of a website without fully checking it!!!

i actually liked your ending, its shorter & your left wondering if the clown is psychic. In fact if i remember correctly the joke drags on & the guy is a normal guy who goes to the circus the 1st time with his son & gets done by the clown, after the 2nd visit to the circus when he takes his friend &...

Cutting edge comedy remixes!

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1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Just watched her on youtube, looks a bit like a guy to me...

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

Boss-eyed twat. i'd crawl through a barrell of broken glass just to suck her turds to a point

How very rude

you were the one who woulda f*cked the norwegian trannys. your a very sick man

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

you two are fucking hilarious

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

I remembered the punchline dickhead. That wasn't the issue was it??

It was who delivered the punchline.

Now... Fuck off and come back when we're on the same intellectual level...Which means I either need to be in a vegetative state or dead.

This is better than Ginge & Jamiespur

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

I remembered the punchline dickhead. That wasn't the issue was it??

It was who delivered the punchline.

Now... Fuck off and come back when we're on the same intellectual level...Which means I either need to be in a vegetative state or dead.

can't make up my mind if semantics or c*nt is your middle name

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

you two are fucking hilarious

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

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1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Just watched her on youtube, looks a bit like a guy to me...

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

Boss-eyed twat. i'd crawl through a barrell of broken glass just to suck her turds to a point

How very rude

you were the one who woulda f*cked the norwegian trannys. your a very sick man

I think we all agreed that only the one on the right was the post op tranny, others were to ashamed to admit it, but i've had such a lot of sick experiences that it felt natural to want to do her. but even i wouldnt stoop to the level of Aleisha whateverhernameis

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Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

you two are fucking hilarious

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

cant believe you wrote that!!!

you have me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck

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Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

you two are fucking hilarious

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

You're a fucking comedy genius. "Your Mum"... got any other pearlers like that?

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you have me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck

Wow... have we exhausted the wit? What next?

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you have me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck

Not at all i am now certain you dont give a flying fuck, however you would crawl through a barrel of broken glass to eat Aleisha's shit dangling asshole, you sir are a living contradiction

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i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

you two are fucking hilarious

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

You're a fucking comedy genius. "Your Mum"... got any other pearlers like that?

loads, just cant remember who says the f*ckin punchline

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Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

you two are fucking hilarious

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

You're a fucking comedy genius. "Your Mum"... got any other pearlers like that?

loads, just cant remember who says the f*ckin punchline

Bahahahahaha.... Oh yeah... you've made that quip before.... NEXT!

i woulda looked a boring joke up on the net but f*ck thats been done before too

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says," I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink." A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts.He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as? "She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party. A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair"

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i woulda looked a boring joke up on the net but f*ck thats been done before too

I said...NEXT!

is this an example of your so called repartee and wit. you have turned into an even more cuntish version of simon cowell

do you work for NEXT?

1. Buy a bag of belief
2. Give Bostock a go
3. Buy a central defender as good as Ledley, or keep Corluka there if he can step up

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are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

I remembered the punchline dickhead. That wasn't the issue was it??

It was who delivered the punchline.

Now... Fuck off and come back when we're on the same intellectual level...Which means I either need to be in a vegetative state or dead.

This is better than Ginge & Jamiespur

No its not! Still can't get Azza on his box out of my head!

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A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great...

Sack Comolli...give the players 15 minutes of my time in the dressing room and stop their days off

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Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

I remembered the punchline dickhead. That wasn't the issue was it??

It was who delivered the punchline.

Now... Fuck off and come back when we're on the same intellectual level...Which means I either need to be in a vegetative state or dead.

This is better than Ginge & Jamiespur

No its not! Still can't get Azza on his box out of my head!

Did ya wake up again lol, well you started the Azza ting blud!

Ya must be on kiddy duty, i'm off to bed...

1. Not suprisingly, get rid of Comolli

2. Bring Pekhart back

3. Start a rotational policy between the reserves and the front side.

Reply to tedzayid:

Seriously we dont need three things changing. I mean we can all see it ...we the fans who suffer week in week out.... all the posts here, its the one common thing that we all can see needs changing.....those fucking socks!!!!!

How about a chant of "Shit socks, we know we've got shit socks" for the next home game. It might just lighten the atmosphere and the players may just perk up and think "fuck it we have got shit socks and that's our problem" then pull together for a monumental finish to the end of the season taking us into fourth pace, just a point above the Woolwich Goons on the last day of the season!

1. Hutton Fit
2. Little Mickey Owen in come January
3. Comolli out

1) fans to give comolli less stick
2) king to be fully fit for rest of his life
3) the club to be bought by a billionaire yid

Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this stage Peckhart would look to be a step down.
ps Anyone seen Pav's out for c3 weeks!!!

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Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

yes - i think bent and campbell up front - i think i think bent will do well with campbell.

If enough balls are kicked at Bent, a few are bound to bounce off and roll in the net, but to hope for more than that is wishful thinking.

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Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

Agree with you Ginge1, Pekhart IMO is better off learning his trade in the lower leagues, until he breaks into the Saints first team and is regularly performing I reckon he should stay there. Spurs will sign another striker in January and if we bring him back he'll find himself 5th choice. This won't help him at all.

Pav is out for 3 weeks. SO??? We are at the beginning of a 2 week international break. He's injured so he won't be flying off to join the Russia squad and he'll have 2 weeks of rest. The guy has already played upwards of 7months of football this year and IMO this break will do him good. It actually wouldn't surprise me at all if he is fit for the Stoke game and Spurs are just saying he's out so he doesn't have to join up with Russia. If he is out for 3 weeks he'll miss ONE game tops. Don't panic!

3 wishes:

1) Commoli gone, DOF plans scrapped.

2) A billionaire Yiddo takes over the club and gives Ramos bags of money to spend.

3) Ramos settles on a team of 11 players and plays them every week. IN THE RIGHT POSITIONS!

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Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

Agree with you Ginge1, Pekhart IMO is better off learning his trade in the lower leagues, until he breaks into the Saints first team and is regularly performing I reckon he should stay there. Spurs will sign another striker in January and if we bring him back he'll find himself 5th choice. This...

if the DoF goes, how do you know if Ramos will be successful? he has had the most success working under a DoF

1.play king in league games only
2.play players in their natural positions
3.stop the booing

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1. Roll back tickets to 1912 prices. It's only fair.

2. free laughing gas on entry to ground

3. firework displays instead of football. Everyone likes fireworks. To be followed by Wickerman style burning of DOF.

Fan f*cking tastico!

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1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

Quality after quality, sir....

thfcwaynethfc

I admire you for standing by DC but so far what has he done for us?

His bad signings far outweigh his good signings. He has been responsible for spending fortunes on players we (A) Do not need and (B) Did not need to pay exorbidant amounts of money for.

He has then preceded to foist these monumentally heinous signings on manager after manager, ballsing up the squad and team morale along with it. He then managed to completely hash up our transfer window dealings by trying to play the waiting game before attempting in blind panic to buy Heskey for £10m! and then left it too late to sign Owen and Diarra from Pompey. This left the squad short in 2 key areas of the pitch (Up-front and CDM) Effectively tying Ramos' hands beind his back and asking him to manage a squad depleted in key areas.

No wonder our start to the season has been bleak!

Its anyone's guess as to how JR would perform without a DOF. All I know that no DOF is better than Damian Commoli.

**All I know that no DOF is better than Damian Commoli. **

I'm not saying that he's the best. I meant I'd rather not have a DOF than have DC in place.

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Reply to Ginge1:

Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

Agree with you Ginge1, Pekhart IMO is better off learning his trade in the lower leagues, until he breaks into the Saints first team and is regularly performing I reckon he should stay there. Spurs will sign another striker in January and if we bring him back he'll find himself 5th choice. This...

if the DoF goes, how do you know if Ramos will be successful? he has had the most success working under a DoF

You're earning you money on here, wayne old boy.

I think our intrepid DoF is suffering from a PR crisis.

I see the club are making small efforts to address this with him being not only photographed on the training pitch but getting his pic out in the media with a few quotes.

Trouble is, your average lynch mob member (ahem, Spurs fan) in the street wants if not blood at least a home win. They have lost interest in the secret good or secret bad that DC may or may not have done.

But someone to blame. And they know they can't boo the players forever. Wendy has cups after his name and clearly has had two of his most influencial players removed.

Your boy looks ripe.

Easier to oust a than the Chairman. Easier to oust than the manager.

My only doubt over his departure is that I believe he only costs us iro £1 million pa.

Levy may take a while then to weigh up the possible damage to the club as a whole for such a small sum.

Reply to Norse Force:

Chairman: Daniel Levy
Sporting Director: Terry Venables
Manager: Roy Keane
Ass Manager: Teddy Sheringham

Keepers: Gomes
Alnwick
Button

Defenders: ...

Sorry, but that's rubbish.

Roy Keane? No thanks. Dean Ashton? No thanks.

I think your belief in our Acadamy whilst amiable is off beam.

They are still there for a reason. Not quite good enough. It's not a Roswell conspiracy.

Reply to onedavemackay:

1. Abramovitch to ditch Chelsea and spend his money on us

2. Get Nigella to sit next to me or on me.

3. Get rid of the hoop socks

I'd be euphoric if I were allowed to sit on a still warm chair she'd recently vacated.

I am looking at the current squad.

Gomes - better than robbo
Hutton - better than chimb
Woodgate - (replaceing king)
Corluka - better than dawson
Bale - better LYP/Ekotto
Bently - good addition - will prove better than steed
Modric - will prove better than teemu
JJ
Giovanni - will be a better than any left winger we have had over last 3-4 years
Pav - too early 2 judge - i believe he will be a better goalscorer than berb+keane (wont have so much flair and get us goals but i belive he will socre
Bent - as already stated Big mistake signing him.

Transfer deadline day is always hectic - we dont know for a fact what was going on - Spurs could have had a deal done for a striker in principle - with something gone wrong at last min - we dont know and never will. I do not think Comolli would have been stupid enough to wait to last min and try and bring in second rate striker. In fairness we did not buy heskey/doyle etc. we took campbell on loan - which allows us to have a back up striker until we get to jan.

The negotiations of players Levy is involved in as well - Arshavin for example - Levy could have refused to stump up extra money not Comolli this same for other targets Milito/Garcia (Levy could have said no)

I know Comolli has made mistakes - what im saying imo is he hasnt made as many as what ppl are making out.

I belive are squad is a hell of lot better now than in the last 5 years (apart from striker situation and 1 DM) which will be addressed. I think if we add a striker and quality DM we will have an excellent team and really challenge.

Until then we have to have patience until it clicks on the pitch - which im sure it will.