Three Changes You'd Make At Tottenham Tomorrow

Kick out Comolli, stop using a sporting director and then reiterate to the players that Ramos is the Boss.

Im with kiwi.... bang on mate!! interesting to see comolli come out in the press today saying its no one mans fault and were all in this together!! trying to save your job mate...

1.
I'd go with kiwiyid idea of getting rid of the stupid director of football buisiness, let a manager manage HIS team, who have been bought on HIS say so.

2.Get a system and a formation that suits the players we have and stick to it!

3. Bring back the all white kit, ditch the dopey stripey socks!

I think they should make the players clean the boots or clean the ground of the reserves to remind them what life is like - for normal people until they start winning and being a team again instead a set of primadonnas

1) Get Ledley a new pair of knees

2) Bring back Pekhart from Southampton

3) Ditch the stripey socks!

I basically agree with Kiwiyid. However I get the feeling that there is a lack of proper respect for the manager. If, and I mean if, its true that Bentley is 'furious' for losing his England place and being played out of position then he needs a slap on the wrist, he is there for the team not himself. There dosen't seem to be that cohesion. The whole eleven players need to play together, not just parts of the team.

I need 4 changes:

1. Same old same old... buy a bloody midfield enforcer.

2. Pav. is injured - good - give Campbell some games. Buy a GREAT striker like Huntelaar NOT Arse-varin or Heskey!

3. Play Bentley in position.

4. No more Director of Football.

New owner (pref billionare)

No more director of football

No Jenas or Zorkora PLEASE!!!!

3 changes that should be made IMMEDIATELY !

1/ Why is there the need for a DoF in the BRITISH game . Look at the toon , the spammers , Harry left Pompey because that geezer who i can't remember his name ... bald fella . Have Arse , ManU , Liverpool got a DoF ? NO !! Ciau DC

2/ Give Juande a Lett's study English book

3/ FFS , give us more legroom in the front row of the West Lower !!!

1) Buy a DM
2) Buy a Striker
3) Buy a LW

Looks like Spurs are going down. We should concentrate on the League.
1. Sod wasting time in the UEFA cup.
2. Stop chopping and changing the starting 11.
3. Start playing people in position.

1) I'm with you on the Pekhart comment Mortdog. I could just imagine a Terry Venables type manager recalling him from Saafamptun and slinging a sheepskin clad arm around him and sayin in his shell like "get out there son and do yourself proud, make yourself a hero. And don't forget, you can't do any worse than these lot!!!"


2) Install said Terry Venables type character/clone/real thing in as manager complete with sheepskin coat, with immediate effect.

3) Make the entire team read the life story of Sir Billy Nic, recite famous quotes from the lane legend and swear a pact to try to emulate the values that this great man lived and served our glorious club by. Run regular exams for all players and coaching staff/board/ground staff etc on the history of our club and the life and quotes of Sir Billy Nic with a 3 fails and your out policy!!!

Now for another beer!!!

1. Have all Spurs games free on BBC1.
2. Buy Ramos and all players a Babel fish.
3. Treat all opposing teams to a nice Lasagna the night before.

I think there needs to be more than 3 changes at Spurs at the moment, But I hope that Ramos is not one of them, changing the manager AGAIN is not the answer. The squad is the problem, Comolli should definatey go, If I'd cost my company the amount of money he's lost us on players we've bought and then sold for less, I'd have got the sack ages ago ! The players he has brought in have been in the wrong positions - ( If We'd kept Keane and Berba, they would have been welcome additions ). I'd change our league position, cos even tho we have the berba money to spend in Jan, we're not gonna attract the top players for a relegation battle. And lastly I'd bring back the canary yellow away shirt with the blue checks on the shoulder and Holsten as our sponsor !

1. Install theoriginaldannyboy as manager.
2. Play people in position, preferably 4-4-2.
3. Pick a team and play it for 6 matches in a row, whatever the results.

And let our reserves play in the Carling Cup ffs and play our strongest team in all league game. No more sodding about now Wendy!!!! The same team for several league games in a row!!!

1) David Bowie on the pitch performing at half time instead of Opus propaganda.

2) A 100% Home Record

3] Michael Carrick Back

1. Install myself as official club kit designer.. i'd go for some basic adidas design.. just three navy stripes on the sleeves, a plain white jersey with the cockrel and crucially NO sponsor.. basic navy shorts.. basic white socks (NO HOOPS)

2. i would re-instate the traditional shape of the WHL nets.. last year they changed them to the almost universal rectangular shape.. whereas they used to have a slight slant on them.. might be a small thing but i always felt it gave the Lane an identity..

3. make WHL all-terraced again..

1. Bring back the three strikers we sold
2. Find that Jenas has turned into Veluso overnight
3. Add another tier to the Lane

I want to train.

1) Get rid of the director of football role it dos nt work in this country. 2)Stop making it ovious that every player is not for sale at any price 3)The past is gone sadly we cling to it like a ship wreck survivor to a life raft lets make some history NOW.

1. The stripey socks must be changed back to the navy blue with a white trim design.
2. During matches the players must pass to each others stronger foot on principle, not just pass anywhere in the region of their own shadows.
3. Woodgate must get a hair cut. It'll give him that extra yard of pace.

to make those turds treisman,thatchell,redknapp and s. camp-bell happy
1 the paxton should all wear gold lame catsuits with zapata moustaches .
2 the parklane should be blacked up in chains
3 the shelf shoud be dressed as drag queens
at half time we should all sing gloria gaynors - i will survive followed by sam cookes chain gang.

1) the front door lock
2) the back door lock
3) the lock on that dodgy side door that we seem to shuffle ppl in and out of during the transfer window

1. New knees for Ledley
1.5 Jimmy Greaves in his prime up front
2. Gazza in his prime back in our midfield
2.5 Dave Mackay in his prime in our midfield
3. David Ginola in his prime on the left wing

1.we don't need a fucking dof - end of. one person in charge of the team, buying and selling players and running the football side, strange thing - called a manager it used to work wonders.
2. proper kit, no flashes, stripes, contrasting panels, hoops on socks etc. one for home, one for away when the home kit clashes. white and blue.
3. players that earn their money every week not just the big games.

or if we want wishes that are possible

1. Sign Appiah tomorrow as free agent to play DM
2. Sign Ronaldo as free agent, who gives it one last hurrah rolling back the years playing like he did for Barca & PSV (he also teaches Bent how to move, trap a football, dribble and finish)
3. Get rid of sh1t hooped socks!

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm with TMWNN, we'd need a new ground with hotel attached, we'd could all meet for the other 14 minutes of half time for a drink!

1) Stop Paying silly money for players
2) Give Woodgate the Armband
3) Shoot Zokora

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm with TMWNN, we'd need a new ground with hotel attached, we'd could all meet for the other 14 minutes of half time for a drink!

I hope you're not with me when I'm on the job. You'd put me right off my stroke.

Reply to TMWNN:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm with TMWNN, we'd need a new ground with hotel attached, we'd could all meet for the other 14 minutes of half time for a drink!

I hope you're not with me when I'm on the job. You'd put me right off my stroke.

I was thinking Spit roast (if it's good enough for footballers). No your right seperate rooms and constant stream of newbies (no sloppy 2nd's)

'(if it's good enough for footballers)'

Our lot would miss at both ends.

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'(if it's good enough for footballers)'

Our lot would miss at both ends.

Azza Blud Lennon would have to stand on a little box at one end!

Jenas would try and stick in the wrong hole, but wouldn't have the steel to penetrate.

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Jenas would try and stick in the wrong hole, but wouldn't have the steel to penetrate.

He's certainly not a box to box player and would probably end up dribbling down the flanks.

1. Roll back tickets to 1912 prices. It's only fair.

2. free laughing gas on entry to ground

3. firework displays instead of football. Everyone likes fireworks. To be followed by Wickerman style burning of DOF.

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1 - Someone teach Aaron Lennon what it means to 'anticipate', the kid doesnt have a football brain.

2 - At least attempt to play 'give and go' for a change instead of passing to someone and then standing there like a clueless muppet.

3 - Get rid of the stripy socks jinx

You cu*t Ginge, I was trying to get to sleep, but the sickening image of Lennon in action standing on his little box is keeping me awake.

It's like a Lynchian/freak porn nightmare.

You're one sick pup.

is he wearing a gimp mask

3 changes well change number 1 would be to turn harry hotspurs frown upside down , change number 2 would be to win a game and change number 3 well that would be to make darren bent play like berbatov

1. Abramovitch to ditch Chelsea and spend his money on us

2. Get Nigella to sit next to me or on me.

3. Get rid of the hoop socks

1. Cheaper Season Ticket
2. Ban away fans in the home section and sack the twat in charge of tickets.
3. Make it slightly less draughty in my seat... my back doesn't half give me some jip when I get home of an evening!

Or alternatively....

1. Push Comolli down the fire escape in the East Stand Upper Tier
2. Punch Jenas in the testicles
3. Punch Jenas in the testicles and then punch Didi-eh? Zokora in the testicles.

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

Reply to HenryPercy:

1. Cheaper Season Ticket
2. Ban away fans in the home section and sack the twat in charge of tickets.
3. Make it slightly less draughty in my seat... my back doesn't half give me some jip when I get home of an evening!

Or alternatively....

1. Push Comolli...

1 - Whenever you're ready cunt!
2 - And whose army
3 - Do you think i'd feel anything?

Reply to J Jenas:

Reply to HenryPercy:

1. Cheaper Season Ticket
2. Ban away fans in the home section and sack the twat in charge of tickets.
3. Make it slightly less draughty in my seat... my back doesn't half give me some jip when I get home of an evening!

Or alternatively....

1. Push Comolli...

1 - Whenever you're ready cunt!
2 - And whose army
3 - Do you think i'd feel anything?

1. Now.
2. Dad's
3. Probably not unless I kicked you in the arse, It's likely I'd then cause you brain damage.

Reply to ramosgonmental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

You'd better hope I don't.... or you're in trouble!

Chairman: Daniel Levy
Sporting Director: Terry Venables
Manager: Roy Keane
Ass Manager: Teddy Sheringham

Keepers: Gomes
Alnwick
Button

Defenders: Dawson
King
Woodgate
Corluka
Troy
Mills
Caulker
Hutton
Gunter
Smith
Zokora(as a rightback, not as a midfielder!!)
Bale
Daniels
Mattock(New from Leicester City)

Midfielders: O'Hara
Huddlestone
Jenas
Modric
Marney(New from Hull, should never sold him in the first place!)
Livermore
Parrett
Bostock
Mason
Bentley
Lennon
Dos Santos
Rose
Townsend
Arshavin(New from Zenit)

Forwards: Ashton(New from West Ham)
Bent
Pavlyuchencko
Pekhart

Players in: Mattock
Marney
Arshavin
Ashton

Players out: Ghaly
Boateng
Gilberto
Ekotto

Reply to Norse Force:

Chairman: Daniel Levy
Sporting Director: Terry Venables
Manager: Roy Keane
Ass Manager: Teddy Sheringham

Keepers: Gomes
Alnwick
Button

Defenders: ...

Nice list.... what's it for? Wiping your arse with? Or is it footballer tourette's?

Seriously we dont need three things changing. I mean we can all see it ...we the fans who suffer week in week out.... all the posts here, its the one common thing that we all can see needs changing.....those fucking socks!!!!!

1 Sit on Henry Percys face throughout the game in order to improve the teams performance.

2 I thrive on defamation & would love the fans to sing me a song like Scuzzball has sung to him.

3 Make Henry Percy hit harder, didnt feel a thing!

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonmental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

You'd better hope I don't.... or you're in trouble!

have you already asked for jamie cullum cos you act like a small pianist

1. fucking newsnow links to all tottenham hating articles.
2. fucking tabloid journos
3. fucking radio/tv 'experts' kicking us when we down.

Who needs 3 changes when all we need to do is bring back the Tomato Ketchup!!

Reply to J Jenas:

1 Sit on Henry Percys face throughout the game in order to improve the teams performance.

2 I thrive on defamation & would love the fans to sing me a song like Scuzzball has sung to him.

3 Make Henry Percy hit harder, didnt feel a thing!

Not on the first date

Seems silly as your name isn't Campbell but ok...here goes... "Campbell you're a cunt, Campbell, Campbell you're a..."

A Eunuch wouldn't.

Reply to tedzayid:

1. fucking newsnow links to all tottenham hating articles.
2. fucking tabloid journos
3. fucking radio/tv 'experts' kicking us when we down.

It's a media backed pogrom.

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonmental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to TMWNN:

1. A 22 world's best players 'unveiling' press conference. (Although we'd still manage to fuck it up)

2. Free home and away life time season tickets for every HH poster.

3. Free top class brass every half time.

I'm going to steal HH's posters! I'll sneak into his house and steal them from his wall.... and then exchange them for free season tickets....

Or do I have to have posters of HH? Explain... Please for the love of God tell me how to get my free season ticket???

all you gotta do is give harrys lamp a shine
then you'll get your 3 wishes

You'd better hope I don't.... or you're in trouble!

have you already asked for jamie cullum cos you act like a small pianist

Probably... I seem to have got you...

Would have been better if you'd said "Have you already asked to BE Jamie Cullum" not "for Jamie Cullum"....

PLUM.

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and Ready
Repartee and all his friends decide to go. As the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is a bit of a local celebrity (for his quick wit and ready repartee) they sit in the front row at the circus. The circus is great, the
elephants, the lions, the trapeze artists, the jugglers are all great and everyone's having a good time.
Finally the clowns come on, clowning about and making everyone laugh. One of the clowns then approaches the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee and says to him "Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee, are you the front end
of an ass?"
The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee replies "No, I'm not" The clown then asks "Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee, are you the rear end of an ass?" The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee replies once more "No, I'm not" The clown then states "Well, Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee, then you must be no end of an ass!" The Master of Quick Wit and Ready
Repartee is stumped, the crowd go wild with laughter, and the Master of Quick
Wit and Ready Repartee, humiliated, storms out of the circus, goes home and locks himself in his room, vowing to get his own back on the clown with a suitably witty retort.
Two weeks pass by, and finally the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee emerges from his room with a smug grin on his face. The circus is still in town and so the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee and his fiends decide
to go back to the circus, once again retaining their front row seats. The circus is as good as ever, and finally the clowns appear. One of the clowns, having spotted the Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee at the front, approaches him and says "Fuck off you red nosed cunt!"

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

Reply to TMWNN:

Reply to tedzayid:

1. fucking newsnow links to all tottenham hating articles.
2. fucking tabloid journos
3. fucking radio/tv 'experts' kicking us when we down.

It's a media backed pogrom.

Yea and apparently thats what we are all involved in against our former captain. And like the scum we all are should have not only our ground shut down but fined/docked points depending on who passing judgement on us!

Reply to TMWNN:

You cu*t Ginge, I was trying to get to sleep, but the sickening image of Lennon in action standing on his little box is keeping me awake.

It's like a Lynchian/freak porn nightmare.

You're one sick pup.

Me too! I actually went to bed and had to come baxk downstairs (although the reason I couldn't sleep wasn't due to thoughts of Azza giving it "yeah blud, take it, yeah, ya get me"

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Not entirely sure... I didn't originally write it.

What is the original ending?

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

1. Nice
2. Nicer
3. Eh?

Still thinking about 2 after watching her on the tele earlier!

please dont mention lennon & his box.
hine antique = top brandy

Never tried it, although I'm not a Brandy man, init blud!

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

Curses! That'll teach me to rip it off of a website without fully checking it!!!

1, Clone Hoddle,
2, Clone Gazza,
3, Clone Jimmy Greaves,

Monday, tuesday.... Ehhhhhhh

I know he's fat but still think we should sign Ronaldo - not cup tied either & you know he'd score goals... Sounds desperate, & we are.

Reply to Ginge1:

Aleisha looks like a guy!!!!!!
Doublevision! You need to change your name to VisionlikeZokora

Boss-eyed twat. i'd crawl through a barrell of broken glass just to suck her turds to a point

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

now i know who got monkhouses joke books in the will

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

I remembered the punchline dickhead. That wasn't the issue was it??

It was who delivered the punchline.

Now... Fuck off and come back when we're on the same intellectual level...Which means I either need to be in a vegetative state or dead.

Cutting edge comedy remixes!

you were the one who woulda f*cked the norwegian trannys. your a very sick man

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

are you an english teacher with a small pianist or suzy dent

Second time you've called me Suzy Dent... broaden your repetoire... Here's a little story about repartee:

The Master of Quick Wit and Ready Repartee is renowned throughout his town for his quick wit and ready repartee. One day, the circus comes to town and the Master of Quick Wit and...

i lost the will to live after 3rd para must have been another of your wishes

Did your mum say "No Johnny, you can hear the rest of the story tomorrow."... Is that what really happened?

mummy only reads me jokes where she remembers the f*ckin punchline.

I remembered the punchline dickhead. That wasn't the issue was it??

It was who delivered the punchline.

Now... Fuck off and come back when we're on the same intellectual level...Which means I either need to be in a vegetative state or dead.

can't make up my mind if semantics or c*nt is your middle name

Reply to HenryPercy:

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

you have me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

You're a fucking comedy genius. "Your Mum"... got any other pearlers like that?

Reply to ramosgonemental:

you have me confused with someone who gives a flying fuck

Wow... have we exhausted the wit? What next?

Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

You're a fucking comedy genius. "Your Mum"... got any other pearlers like that?

loads, just cant remember who says the f*ckin punchline

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Reply to HenryPercy:

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to HenryPercy:

Who's hillarious? I'm not fucking anybody... and I'm certainly not taking sloppy seconds!

for 50p a go your mum did

You're a fucking comedy genius. "Your Mum"... got any other pearlers like that?

loads, just cant remember who says the f*ckin punchline

Bahahahahaha.... Oh yeah... you've made that quip before.... NEXT!

i woulda looked a boring joke up on the net but f*ck thats been done before too

Reply to ramosgonemental:

i woulda looked a boring joke up on the net but f*ck thats been done before too

I said...NEXT!

is this an example of your so called repartee and wit. you have turned into an even more cuntish version of simon cowell

do you work for NEXT?

1. Buy a bag of belief
2. Give Bostock a go
3. Buy a central defender as good as Ledley, or keep Corluka there if he can step up

No its not! Still can't get Azza on his box out of my head!

Sack Comolli...give the players 15 minutes of my time in the dressing room and stop their days off

1. Not suprisingly, get rid of Comolli

2. Bring Pekhart back

3. Start a rotational policy between the reserves and the front side.

Reply to tedzayid:

Seriously we dont need three things changing. I mean we can all see it ...we the fans who suffer week in week out.... all the posts here, its the one common thing that we all can see needs changing.....those fucking socks!!!!!

How about a chant of "Shit socks, we know we've got shit socks" for the next home game. It might just lighten the atmosphere and the players may just perk up and think "fuck it we have got shit socks and that's our problem" then pull together for a monumental finish to the end of the season taking us into fourth pace, just a point above the Woolwich Goons on the last day of the season!

1. Hutton Fit
2. Little Mickey Owen in come January
3. Comolli out

1) fans to give comolli less stick
2) king to be fully fit for rest of his life
3) the club to be bought by a billionaire yid

Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this stage Peckhart would look to be a step down.
ps Anyone seen Pav's out for c3 weeks!!!

Reply to Ginge1:

Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

yes - i think bent and campbell up front - i think i think bent will do well with campbell.

If enough balls are kicked at Bent, a few are bound to bounce off and roll in the net, but to hope for more than that is wishful thinking.

Reply to Ginge1:

Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

Agree with you Ginge1, Pekhart IMO is better off learning his trade in the lower leagues, until he breaks into the Saints first team and is regularly performing I reckon he should stay there. Spurs will sign another striker in January and if we bring him back he'll find himself 5th choice. This won't help him at all.

Pav is out for 3 weeks. SO??? We are at the beginning of a 2 week international break. He's injured so he won't be flying off to join the Russia squad and he'll have 2 weeks of rest. The guy has already played upwards of 7months of football this year and IMO this break will do him good. It actually wouldn't surprise me at all if he is fit for the Stoke game and Spurs are just saying he's out so he doesn't have to join up with Russia. If he is out for 3 weeks he'll miss ONE game tops. Don't panic!

3 wishes:

1) Commoli gone, DOF plans scrapped.

2) A billionaire Yiddo takes over the club and gives Ramos bags of money to spend.

3) Ramos settles on a team of 11 players and plays them every week. IN THE RIGHT POSITIONS!

Reply to jamiespurs:

Reply to Ginge1:

Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

Agree with you Ginge1, Pekhart IMO is better off learning his trade in the lower leagues, until he breaks into the Saints first team and is regularly performing I reckon he should stay there. Spurs will sign another striker in January and if we bring him back he'll find himself 5th choice. This...

if the DoF goes, how do you know if Ramos will be successful? he has had the most success working under a DoF

1.play king in league games only
2.play players in their natural positions
3.stop the booing

Reply to JimmyGrieves:

1. Roll back tickets to 1912 prices. It's only fair.

2. free laughing gas on entry to ground

3. firework displays instead of football. Everyone likes fireworks. To be followed by Wickerman style burning of DOF.

Fan f*cking tastico!

Reply to ramosgonemental:

1 the team play like 70's brazil (not alan you c*nts)
2 aleisha dixon sits on my face at half-time
3 hine antique on tap

Quality after quality, sir....

thfcwaynethfc

I admire you for standing by DC but so far what has he done for us?

His bad signings far outweigh his good signings. He has been responsible for spending fortunes on players we (A) Do not need and (B) Did not need to pay exorbidant amounts of money for.

He has then preceded to foist these monumentally heinous signings on manager after manager, ballsing up the squad and team morale along with it. He then managed to completely hash up our transfer window dealings by trying to play the waiting game before attempting in blind panic to buy Heskey for £10m! and then left it too late to sign Owen and Diarra from Pompey. This left the squad short in 2 key areas of the pitch (Up-front and CDM) Effectively tying Ramos' hands beind his back and asking him to manage a squad depleted in key areas.

No wonder our start to the season has been bleak!

Its anyone's guess as to how JR would perform without a DOF. All I know that no DOF is better than Damian Commoli.

**All I know that no DOF is better than Damian Commoli. **

I'm not saying that he's the best. I meant I'd rather not have a DOF than have DC in place.

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

Reply to jamiespurs:

Reply to Ginge1:

Why does everyone keep saying bring Peckhart back? He's a young kid on loan in the Championship for a struggling side and he's not making the starting 11. We've got a young lad on loan who started for a promoted team and tore defences at that level apart. I know he's not ours to keep but at this...

Agree with you Ginge1, Pekhart IMO is better off learning his trade in the lower leagues, until he breaks into the Saints first team and is regularly performing I reckon he should stay there. Spurs will sign another striker in January and if we bring him back he'll find himself 5th choice. This...

if the DoF goes, how do you know if Ramos will be successful? he has had the most success working under a DoF

You're earning you money on here, wayne old boy.

I think our intrepid DoF is suffering from a PR crisis.

I see the club are making small efforts to address this with him being not only photographed on the training pitch but getting his pic out in the media with a few quotes.

Trouble is, your average lynch mob member (ahem, Spurs fan) in the street wants if not blood at least a home win. They have lost interest in the secret good or secret bad that DC may or may not have done.

But someone to blame. And they know they can't boo the players forever. Wendy has cups after his name and clearly has had two of his most influencial players removed.

Your boy looks ripe.

Easier to oust a than the Chairman. Easier to oust than the manager.

My only doubt over his departure is that I believe he only costs us iro £1 million pa.

Levy may take a while then to weigh up the possible damage to the club as a whole for such a small sum.

Reply to Norse Force:

Chairman: Daniel Levy
Sporting Director: Terry Venables
Manager: Roy Keane
Ass Manager: Teddy Sheringham

Keepers: Gomes
Alnwick
Button

Defenders: ...

Sorry, but that's rubbish.

Roy Keane? No thanks. Dean Ashton? No thanks.

I think your belief in our Acadamy whilst amiable is off beam.

They are still there for a reason. Not quite good enough. It's not a Roswell conspiracy.

Reply to onedavemackay:

1. Abramovitch to ditch Chelsea and spend his money on us

2. Get Nigella to sit next to me or on me.

3. Get rid of the hoop socks

I'd be euphoric if I were allowed to sit on a still warm chair she'd recently vacated.

I am looking at the current squad.

Gomes - better than robbo
Hutton - better than chimb
Woodgate - (replaceing king)
Corluka - better than dawson
Bale - better LYP/Ekotto
Bently - good addition - will prove better than steed
Modric - will prove better than teemu
JJ
Giovanni - will be a better than any left winger we have had over last 3-4 years
Pav - too early 2 judge - i believe he will be a better goalscorer than berb+keane (wont have so much flair and get us goals but i belive he will socre
Bent - as already stated Big mistake signing him.

Transfer deadline day is always hectic - we dont know for a fact what was going on - Spurs could have had a deal done for a striker in principle - with something gone wrong at last min - we dont know and never will. I do not think Comolli would have been stupid enough to wait to last min and try and bring in second rate striker. In fairness we did not buy heskey/doyle etc. we took campbell on loan - which allows us to have a back up striker until we get to jan.

The negotiations of players Levy is involved in as well - Arshavin for example - Levy could have refused to stump up extra money not Comolli this same for other targets Milito/Garcia (Levy could have said no)

I know Comolli has made mistakes - what im saying imo is he hasnt made as many as what ppl are making out.

I belive are squad is a hell of lot better now than in the last 5 years (apart from striker situation and 1 DM) which will be addressed. I think if we add a striker and quality DM we will have an excellent team and really challenge.

Until then we have to have patience until it clicks on the pitch - which im sure it will.

Wayne

I'm afraid its the same problems that haven't been addressed time and time again.

We have been crying out for a top quality CDM since Carrick left. What did we get??? ZOKORA.

We lose two srikers capable of bagging around 50 goals a season, what did we get??? Pav (I'm sure he'll come good but he's shattered after doing 7months of the russian league) & FC (why have we started being a farm for ManUre?) 2 unexperienced in the PL strikers.

DC has been responsible for signing some terrible players then forcing them on managers who didn't want them in the first place. This is not what a DOF is for! As HH said earlier, DC's days are numbered, the recent charm offensive from Spurs and DC will not cover up that we, the people want him gone.

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

I am looking at the current squad.

Gomes - better than robbo
Hutton - better than chimb
Woodgate - (replaceing king)
Corluka - better than dawson
Bale - better LYP/Ekotto
Bently - good addition - will prove better than steed
Modric - will...

Your player apraisal there certainly tallies with mine. But...

You say deadline day is hectic.

So's Christmas shopping if you leave it 4 o'clock on Christmas Eve.

I wouldn't dispute that Levy probably had involvement in the transfers, but my gut instinct is that his involvement increased as less and less transpired.

Anyway you slice it, DC is the DoF. His remit is to plan specifically for the windows.

External forces are one thing, no one can deny that that you cannot legislate for the actions of others. But you can limit the damage of others given time and again the 'P' word.

Preparation.

Scratching around for Heskey at half past ten with a midnight close is cobblers. When you've had months to prepare.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Wayne

I'm afraid its the same problems that haven't been addressed time and time again.

We have been crying out for a top quality CDM since Carrick left. What did we get??? ZOKORA.

We lose two srikers capable of bagging around 50 goals a season, what...

Jamie, what's your take on Ramos doing the shopping from now on if Comolli went?

HH - the voice of reason

Wayne, I admire you for standing by your Damian. However, even you must know in your heart of hearts that DC is edging closer to the edge.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Wayne

I'm afraid its the same problems that haven't been addressed time and time again.

We have been crying out for a top quality CDM since Carrick left. What did we get??? ZOKORA.

We lose two srikers capable of bagging around 50 goals a season, what...

We all watched Zokora in the world cup and thought he will be a great player. It has not worked out. We tried addressing the situation Zokora/Hudd etc. but all hasnt worked out - as i have said before there are not many quality DM that are available and will come. I know your going to say appiah, which is fair - but he is not the quality going to take us to the next level. I take your points about the strikers, but again - we do not know what happened if levy said no or whatever.

I do belive someone has to take responsibilty and i think all roles of the club need properly defined.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to jamiespurs:

Wayne

I'm afraid its the same problems that haven't been addressed time and time again.

We have been crying out for a top quality CDM since Carrick left. What did we get??? ZOKORA.

We lose two srikers capable of bagging around 50 goals a season, what...

Jamie, what's your take on Ramos doing the shopping from now on if Comolli went?

I should imagine as JR works with the players on a day to day basis, and him and Gus pick the team based on what they see in training and in previous games, that surely JR is in the best place to judge on what he needs??

If this is the case then why do JR and Gus not sit down with the scouts and discuss who they feel is available/angling for a move/could be got for the right price and then approach the chairman with a list of potential targets that they have identified and the likelihood that they would join.

Levy could then set a budget/guide price for each player and then take it from there. IMO players are much more impressed when the Chairman speaks to them about prospective transfers than just sending some DOF along. Wasn't Levy's presence at the negotiations what swung the Modric transfer our way??

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

I am looking at the current squad.

Gomes - better than robbo
Hutton - better than chimb
Woodgate - (replaceing king)
Corluka - better than dawson
Bale - better LYP/Ekotto
Bently - good addition - will prove better than steed
Modric - will...

Your player apraisal there certainly tallies with mine. But...

You say deadline day is hectic.

So's Christmas shopping if you leave it 4 o'clock on Christmas Eve.

I wouldn't dispute that Levy probably had involvement in the transfers, but my gut instinct...

most of our deadline days were done early - corluka/pav - the one missing thing was an extra striker- which i do think some1 else not comolli was to blame for.

I can understand fellow spurs fans frustrations - and yes the need to blame some1 attitude has to come into affect - i do believe we will turn it around this seson - i think we have a good squad just missing 3 players lw/cm/fw which would completly take us to the next level.

I think the 'next level' talk should be put on hold for while, unless you mean mid-table.

As im new to this blog ill tell u a bit about me.

Im 24.
From Lurgan/Northern Ireland

I completed business management degree 2 years ago, i have completed my UEFA A license in football coaching, an am going to undertake my Pro License.

I do a lot of scouting over here in NI and I know the way some clubs work - there is a committee who ultimatly decide wethere they take a player or not - not just 1 person makes the decision.

For example - i sent 1 player to Everton for a trial - 2 coaches wanted him, 3 didnt so ultimatly wasnt signed - the same player then went to Hearts and all but one coach wanted him, so he signed there.

Thats why I do not think Comolli is 100% in charge of all transfers there will be negotiations between Ramos/Poyet but the ultimate decision lies with Levy wether he wants to splash the cash.

Yes i want to become DoF for Spurs and address all the issues lol

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

Reply to jamiespurs:

Wayne

I'm afraid its the same problems that haven't been addressed time and time again.

We have been crying out for a top quality CDM since Carrick left. What did we get??? ZOKORA.

We lose two srikers capable of bagging around 50 goals a season, what...

We all watched Zokora in the world cup and thought he will be a great player. It has not worked out. We tried addressing the situation Zokora/Hudd etc. but all hasnt worked out - as i have said before there are not many quality DM that are available and will come. I know your going to say appiah,...

"I do belive someone has to take responsibilty and i think all roles of the club need properly defined."

They are!

I find it very strange that when things are hunky dory everyone has has a name badge with their job title beneath like hotel staff.

When the brown stuff is being circulated by the cooling device....

Everyone is now wearing 'Team Tottenham' tee shirts?

Is wasn't 'he', but 'we'?

That doesn't add up, mate.

On Zokora - or anyone else that Comolli bought... I would never in all seriousness hang a guy for buying something that turned out to be a bit lemon shaped. We all get caught now and again.

I'm sure he didn't do it deliberally.

What is not forgivable is failing to actively correct the situation.

Supposedly this guy is held in high regard in the International footabll community. Or so we would be made to believe.

If the world's his oyster why are we eating shrimp?

We've spent Lobster money.

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

As im new to this blog ill tell u a bit about me.

Im 24.
From Lurgan/Northern Ireland

I completed business management degree 2 years ago, i have completed my UEFA A license in football coaching, an am going to undertake my Pro License.

I do a lot...

"Yes i want to become DoF for Spurs and address all the issues lol "


I've made a few calls.

You start Monday.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

As im new to this blog ill tell u a bit about me.

Im 24.
From Lurgan/Northern Ireland

I completed business management degree 2 years ago, i have completed my UEFA A license in football coaching, an am going to undertake my Pro License.

I do a lot...

"Yes i want to become DoF for Spurs and address all the issues lol "


I've made a few calls.

You start Monday.

and take comollis job, i couldnt, could i?

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

As im new to this blog ill tell u a bit about me.

Im 24.
From Lurgan/Northern Ireland

I completed business management degree 2 years ago, i have completed my UEFA A license in football coaching, an am going to undertake my Pro License.

I do a lot...

"Yes i want to become DoF for Spurs and address all the issues lol "


I've made a few calls.

You start Monday.

Wayne, you'll need to provide your own Elvis Costello lookalike glasses though.

DC has been told to clear his desk but as a gesture of goodwill he's allowed to keep the glasses.

p.s. On the upside that means you can keep your rose-tinted specs for when we play badly!

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to thfcwaynethfc:

Reply to jamiespurs:

Wayne

I'm afraid its the same problems that haven't been addressed time and time again.

We have been crying out for a top quality CDM since Carrick left. What did we get??? ZOKORA.

We lose two srikers capable of bagging around 50 goals a season, what...

We all watched Zokora in the world cup and thought he will be a great player. It has not worked out. We tried addressing the situation Zokora/Hudd etc. but all hasnt worked out - as i have said before there are not many quality DM that are available and will come. I know your going to say appiah,...

"I do belive someone has to take responsibilty and i think all roles of the club need properly defined."

They are!

I find it very strange that when things are hunky dory everyone has has a name badge with their job title beneath like hotel staff.

When the...

i know the roles are defined as such, but they are not being carried out as in what is defined.


In order to judge Comolli fully he would have to be given total control over transfers (he is not). He has to ask levy for permission.

I know no1 will trust Comolli to deal with all transfer activity - but that is the only way we can truly judge him

1. Comolli and Jenass out.

2. Get Arshavin and DM!!!

3. Stop follows the rules and lets tapping up players.