Tin Tack For Comolli

"How many millions is it if we get the boot"

Leave it Wayne - you'll never win!!

Reply to Grazza:

Leave it Wayne - you'll never win!!

Commoli - You know the next manager will be number three. I'll fuck his team up aswell.

Ramos - No you won't, your not going to be number 2 for much longer.

This little piggy went to market....... and so on and so on.

No Ramos, you still don't understand. If they get 3 goals and we only get 2 it means we've lost!

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

LINK

At no point is there anything said by Bentley in that article. AT NO POINT WHATSOEVER!! Sure, IMO Bentley has suffered because Ramos is playin him out of position but these are times when a needs must approach should be adopted. I personally think once DB is fully fit he'll be a quality asset for us and his delivery will ensure us plenty of chances.

Woodgate, Gomes and Hutton the only three good players you bought.

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the posterior needed by the 11 imps on the pitch.

Now, had some suit been bright enough to query the size of the £15m parachute Ramos was strapping to his back at negotiation time...

JR: "One morning, i think it was 3 mornings ago, I shot an elephant in my pajamas."

DC: "Un.....deux.........trois"

JR: "Yes yes Damien, keep up you slow b*st*rd. The funny thing is i've no idea how he got in my pajamas in the first place."

Tough UEFA Cup group lads:

Group D
TOTTENHAM
Spartak Moscow
Udinese
Dinamo Zagreb
NEC Nijmegen


Looks like we need to pick up or get knocked out.

"no, comolli! i said one defensive midfielder not 3 attacking midfielders!!"

Reply to jamiespurs:

Tough UEFA Cup group lads:

Group D
TOTTENHAM
Spartak Moscow
Udinese
Dinamo Zagreb
NEC Nijmegen


Looks like we need to pick up or get knocked out.

have you just woken up jamie

No Damien.....I make it 2 points as well...do you think anyone has noticed?

"No, no. We sold three, but you are only getting two."

in spain, like in england, we use the middle finger to swear at someone we dont like. just like this!!

"Now, as I was saying, a true Ted Rogers afficionado will always start the 3-2-1 gesture with the three fingers pointing away from you."

JR: "3, that's the magic number. I'll give to a 3 second head start before i batter the absolute sh*te out of you"

DC: "How many seconds?"

[cue Batman style BANG....WHOOP.....POW.....]

As the dust settles DC lies in a pool of blood

JR: "Count to 3 now you....hahahahahahahaha"

Reply to jamiespurs:

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

LINK

At no...

That newspaper article was kind of outrageous. Firstly, the headline has almost nothing to do with the story, secondly, there isn't the slightest piece of evidence or comment that makes any sense of the headline. I've posted to let the Times know what I think and I'll be writing to them too.

I'm not in with the conspiracy theory lot, but I'm tired of this kind of disruptive bollocks, and from a reputable paper I'm aghast. Print some truth, or failing that, try and match headline to content of story and stop trying to create more drama, injure more people, ruin more careers (but thus provide more stuff to write about). The Times is now off my list along with some of the other shitty newspapers who've made up shit just to create discord and further their own ends. I'm sorry, I want newspapers to give me news, real news, not self-serving bollocks like this. Or else change their name from newspapers to soap-operas in print.

Sorry for the rant, but that pissed me right off.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

LINK

At no...

Bentley looked good against Hull when he came on as a sub, he was firing crosses into the area every chance he got, and they were all on target. By then Hull had packed it in, and Bent/Campbell couldn't get themselves on the end of any.

Reply to Nunchucks:

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the...

How will this not effect the Jan transfer window?

DC "Look Juande I'll tell you one more time.. fold these two down and leave the middle one up, then point your hand towards the Park Lane end...Daniel and I do it every home game"

Tis going to be a long 2 weeks.

Who should we replace Comolli with? Or do we let Levy/Ramos sort out all the transfer dealings?

JR: "I wanted 3 players, thats all 3 players, and what do you give me...?"
DC: "THREE? I thought you said tree players, you know, the sort who stand around like the mighty oak and do pretty much sweet FA"

Ramos and Comolli try and remember what three points look like.

Reply to knocsucow00:

Who should we replace Comolli with? Or do we let Levy/Ramos sort out all the transfer dealings?

Let Ramos choose his own players. If Levy or Ramos insists to have a DOF, the Sevillas DOF would be great.

Reply to ToniMontana:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Who should we replace Comolli with? Or do we let Levy/Ramos sort out all the transfer dealings?

Let Ramos choose his own players. If Levy or Ramos insists to have a DOF, the Sevillas DOF would be great.

What is the most effective way to begin tapping him up?

DC...This one's a rabbit
JR....oh oh look i can do a crocodile
DC + JR...ha ha ha ha
Levy in foreground just walking off...What the fuck!, get Terry V on the phone.

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Nunchucks:

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the...

How will this not effect the Jan transfer window?

January 2009, you mean?

Look, Ramos...we are safe! You put his head on the middle one and waggle the other two. Instant Danny Levy! I even have a small blazer for him for the Director's box. I went thru a whole press conference like that when we sacked Jol! And you know how mental Martin is! Negative £4&&!

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to ToniMontana:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Who should we replace Comolli with? Or do we let Levy/Ramos sort out all the transfer dealings?

Let Ramos choose his own players. If Levy or Ramos insists to have a DOF, the Sevillas DOF would be great.

What is the most effective way to begin tapping him up?

Double his salary?

Reply to Nunchucks:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Nunchucks:

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the...

How will this not effect the Jan transfer window?

January 2009, you mean?

Possibly.

A very long 2 weeks

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Nunchucks:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Nunchucks:

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the...

How will this not effect the Jan transfer window?

January 2009, you mean?

Possibly.

Glad we cleared that up then.

Reply to Arsenal_Labradoodle:

A very long 2 weeks

If comolli gets sacked, how about tapping up Arsene Wanker?

how many members of spurs top management does it take to screw the whole season?

JR to DC "This finger represents the odd man out, can you guess who it is?"

Reply to Discospurs:

Reply to jamiespurs:

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

LINK

At no...

That newspaper article was kind of outrageous. Firstly, the headline has almost nothing to do with the story, secondly, there isn't the slightest piece of evidence or comment that makes any sense of the headline. I've posted to let the Times know what I think and I'll be writing to them too....

Agreed. The Times has no f*kn business picking up shite from the Wailey Male.

Comolli makes Sarah Palin look like Noam Chomsky. For me, the sooner he falls on his sword the better. I don't care if the ripples won't be felt until 2009. He's a cancer or the Arse of our great club.

Hey what do you think of my impression of Sooty in the nude.... do you really think we've got a chance on Britains got Talent!

Reply to MIBURROESTAMUERTO:

Hey what do you think of my impression of Sooty in the nude.... do you really think we've got a chance on Britains got Talent!

you'll Sweep it.

JR - For the 2nd time, FUCK OFF

DC - For the 3rd time, FUCK OFF

JR - For the 3rd time,

JR - You see how i rub my finger up & down?

DC - Oui.

JR - Thats cos your a wanker that is.

Sorry peeps but I am totally humourless right now!!!

Levy if by any chance you are reading this you can take Commoli and fuck him off of the platform of your choice at the Seven Sisters station in front of the next tube train that comes along for all I care. And never go down the miserable route of Director of Football agin for the sake of all things holy!!! It doesn't fucking work for us you twat!

Paul Duffen - never a truer statement made sir. (From the Times online)

Paul Duffen, the Hull chairman and a Tottenham fan, said: “The idea of a director of football is very amusing to us. The clubs with the biggest problems in this country have directors of football.

“I feel you need a shallow hierarchy, total accountability, with nowhere to hide, good communication and you don't want an interim layer between the boardroom and the management. The extra layer tends to obviate responsibility and nobody really knows who is accountable.

“I feel very sad for Spurs. You can feel the club is in disarray. There seems to be a disconnection between various elements. The players on the pitch are trying their best but it seems to be a bit rudderless.”

Exactly the same problem that major corporate businesses are having at the moment. Too many chiefs not enough Indians. Always interferring arseholes getting in the way of a good days work!

I've had a shit day at work (for a major corporate company) by the way! Could you tell?

Both then look at each other and say...

What comes after 2?

DC - non non Juande... pull MY middle finger...

JR - My fingers are getting sore with them stuck up my arse.
DC - Yeah, mine too, but at least I can manage three now!

DC: "I am following you so far, oui"
JR: "And this piggie got the shit kicked out of him for being a useless cunt, kapisch?"

Reply to BruceCastle:

DC: "I am following you so far, oui"
JR: "And this piggie got the shit kicked out of him for being a useless cunt, kapisch?"

Right so this three in the midfield bit the third one hangs back a bit does he? right and the one's up the top they shoot and score that thing called a goal? right I'm nearly there with this football lark. One question why is the lad right at the back allowed to use his hands?

Reply to rhyswireless:

Right so this three in the midfield bit the third one hangs back a bit does he? right and the one's up the top they shoot and score that thing called a goal? right I'm nearly there with this football lark. One question why is the lad right at the back allowed to use his hands?

Ok, I get it, so when the one who can use his hands goes to kick it, Woody wrestles him to the floor.
That's right then we put the ball over the bar for 2 ponts!

JR - OK i've got the first 2 lines

"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be"
"Not long now til lunacy"

and then the 3rd goes
"And we couldn't give a fuck"

DC - yes correct Juande, & the 4th line is...

'These hands look familiar. Oh, hello, Aaron - I didn't see you down there. Do you want your ball back?'

Reply to DoubleVision:

JR - OK i've got the first 2 lines

"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be"
"Not long now til lunacy"

and then the 3rd goes
"And we couldn't give a fuck"

DC - yes correct Juande, & the 4th line is...

you sir are a homophobic racist and lord triesman & peter tatchell would like to give you swimming lessons at barrymores house.

Reply to jamiespurs:

Commoli - You know the next manager will be number three. I'll fuck his team up aswell.

Ramos - No you won't, your not going to be number 2 for much longer.

imo this man will allways be a number 2.

Comolli - 'Blah blah blah blah...'

Ramos - [Concentrating hard to dissipate all his built up revulsion and fury through the top of his finger before he ends up ripping the fucker's head off]

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to DoubleVision:

JR - OK i've got the first 2 lines

"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be"
"Not long now til lunacy"

and then the 3rd goes
"And we couldn't give a fuck"

DC - yes correct Juande, & the 4th line is...

you sir are a homophobic racist and lord triesman & peter tatchell would like to give you swimming lessons at barrymores house.

& you sir have made me laugh! Was that DC or JR said that then?

Reply to ramosgonemental:

Reply to jamiespurs:

Commoli - You know the next manager will be number three. I'll fuck his team up aswell.

Ramos - No you won't, your not going to be number 2 for much longer.

imo this man will allways be a number 2.

"No no not 2, I reckon with zokora as captain, Hoddle in goal and Paul Gasgoine serving half time drinks we can have 3 points by xmas"

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to jamiespurs:

Just one more note before I love you and leave you......

Anyone else seen this shit stirring from the Daily Fail, That has been picked up by the times>>

LINK

At no...

Bentley looked good against Hull when he came on as a sub, he was firing crosses into the area every chance he got, and they were all on target. By then Hull had packed it in, and Bent/Campbell couldn't get themselves on the end of any.

'Bentley looked good against Hull'

Should of stopped right there, sums his season up so far.

I too think he'll come good though.

Ramos: "The tip of the third finger, you place up her bum, the other two......"

Comolli: "Yes, to play with the testes, no?"

Reply to weejp:

Ramos: "The tip of the third finger, you place up her bum, the other two......"

Comolli: "Yes, to play with the testes, no?"

Reply to TMWNN:

Reply to weejp:

Ramos: "The tip of the third finger, you place up her bum, the other two......"

Comolli: "Yes, to play with the testes, no?"

I sincerely hope that wasn't heterophobic sir???

DC - Non, really, i do not know why zee players are confused Juande, eet ees perfectly clear to me.

Posters note: This is not racist or even Frenchist...

largely irrelevant move. sacrificing a scapegoat

he serves no beneficial purpose of that it is clear. but it makes no odds to our current predicament.

i couldnt give a toss about comolli. he is small fry and buys levy a bit of time

Reply to Nunchucks:

Immolating Damian at this juncture is, unfortunately, completely and utterly moot. It will have no impact on our season before 2009.

It will bring a smile to my face, inversely proportionate in beamery to thfcwaynethfc's, but I fear it won't translate to the immediate kick up the...

"Now, had some suit been bright enough to query the size of the £15m parachute Ramos was strapping to his back at negotiation time... "

Brilliantly put.

Reply to 9__37:

'These hands look familiar. Oh, hello, Aaron - I didn't see you down there. Do you want your ball back?'

Reply to Nunchucks:

"Now, as I was saying, a true Ted Rogers afficionado will always start the 3-2-1 gesture with the three fingers pointing away from you."

So many good ones tonight chaps.....

I am taking so much flak at the moment for being a Spurs fan its unbelievable! Every time i turn the radio on we are getting slated!
However when you hear about those two boys that were killed by the ex plymouth goalkeeper it really puts some perspective on things don't it? Was reading news article on it and i have to say i felt empty inside just thinkin about what happened to those two boys and what their parents are going through. Football, its just a fackin game at the end of the day.

Reply to yiddo4ever:

I am taking so much flak at the moment for being a Spurs fan its unbelievable! Every time i turn the radio on we are getting slated!
However when you hear about those two boys that were killed by the ex plymouth goalkeeper it really puts some perspective on things don't it? Was reading news...

Well yes it is Y4E, but then death is all around us as is life, tragedies like this happen to all races, all species, even far away in space a star dies another is born. Life & Death is something common to all of us. If we were further down the foodchain death would be a far more common event... I'm sure many of us on here, like myself, have lost loved ones, but we have to pick ourselves up and move on.

Keane, Defoe... wait there was another one too...

AHH, nice to see my little contribution has been well received.

DC - "Ah, 3 games for US to save OUR jobs - Stoke, Bolton, Arsenal?"

JR - "No, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday - you'll see."

Look, all I know is the guy said it's time you got your fingers out of 'yer arse'. I've got three, how many you got?