Tottenham Hot For.... Heskey.

no, please no

heskey

I like Amerispurs' approach from the last thread. Big business going on behind closed doors. Deals in motion a week ago. Dont panic, wait and see. I bet we'll all have a laugh at our angst in the morning.

is it to much to ask that the arse will hijack the deal.

WTF Please tell me this is some kind of wind up!!! I am raging what a load of shit!!!

will he really be that bad? he's not a bad guy to have come off the bench to shake up a defense like Pompey's or Everton's for example.

but Millito would be better. so would Michael Owen, that guy still knows how to put a ball away and with our midfield he could once again become prolific.

So, did Sir Alex Fuckerson pick Berba up at the airport? perhaps both men share a love of squirrels?

Can't we sign that Juan Roman Riquelme?

How did we get from David Villa, Arshavin, Milito, Sergio Garcia to..... Emile f**cking Heskey. If we end up replacing Berbatov with Emile Heskey I will cry.

Heskey....................................................Heskey......................................................................................Heskey

Laughing stock!

Yeah from Berba to Heskey, is taking the serious Michael to put it lightly!

Oh Yids of Little Faith

What the fuck?

Heskey?

This is what i have been told - Berba has agreed personal terms and undergoing a medical. The fee offered is £28m whilst Man c offered £32m. We are waiting a few hours before we finally accept Man U offer as Real Madrid as expected to offer £35m. Heskey joining is a complete fabrication. We will make a final final bid for Arshavin but it doesnt look good. We have also been sniffing around Capel. Veloso is 50/50. Berba deal will be resolved in next two hours then expect three quick signings (all already agreed in principle)..

Fucking Heskey?

calm down - this will be a great short-term signing. If we can get him motivated his physical presence will help our artisans to perform. Also, there will always be takers for him when we sell him next summer so it will be relatively cheap to have him rampaging for us.

The bottom line is that if we can't get a top star, then at least we get someone who is effective and provides us with some much missing beef. And at least it ain't Rasiak.

This is embarrassing! If there is a god, he must have left WHL long long time ago.

Panic buying at its very best.

Reply to Tovespurs:

This is what i have been told - Berba has agreed personal terms and undergoing a medical. The fee offered is £28m whilst Man c offered £32m. We are waiting a few hours before we finally accept Man U offer as Real Madrid as expected to offer £35m. Heskey joining is a complete fabrication. We will...

This is like one great big roller coaster ride, all feeling down with the Heskey rumours and then back up again with posts like this one...it might be bullshit...but it keeps me going!

Rasiak was a tool...i think Heskey can do a job for us. He's big and clumsy, but name one of his clubs where he HASN'T scored goals?

Plus he's now a regular in England squads

WHAT? Just read this and nearly shit out my eyes!
This could be awful.....

Reply to Tovespurs:

This is what i have been told - Berba has agreed personal terms and undergoing a medical. The fee offered is £28m whilst Man c offered £32m. We are waiting a few hours before we finally accept Man U offer as Real Madrid as expected to offer £35m. Heskey joining is a complete fabrication. We will...

tovespur. you are lying ladies genital area.

you have told us nothing at all over the last couple weeks that has come true. just regurgitated newsnow quotes.

now your newsflash is berbatov might be sold. well yeah cheers ron burgundy..

do one.

Im outraged by Berba's antics today, surely he knew we accepted bid from city and expected him to go to manchester and speak to mark hughes, having said that i'm not suprised by the backward dealings of sir alex ferguson, utd seem to have different rules to any other team that they are constanly allowed to get away with. On the Heskey side, I actually think he'll be a good squad player, yes I want a higher profile name, but heskey knows the league, can hold the ball up, win headers, score(every now n then) has pace and gets called upto england, so cant be all that bad. I'm sure we have been speaking to other players to take us forward, and in the next 4 hours we'll be happy.

c o y s

Heskey aint that bad, you all forget what he does for a team, for every team he's been @.
Its the same reason he's in the latest England team..... not coz he scores a sit load of goals, its coz he creates, not in the same way Keano did, but he probably the bringing a ball down, heading it on and making goals for a goalscorer (Pav and Bent) did you see Bent trying to do his job against Chelsea, he kept heading it on to no-one or just nto space.

He's a quality player at doing what he does.

Remember Germany 1- 5 England
He was a big part of that.

He's worked so well with Owen, for England, but Owen always gets the praise coz he puts it in the net.
But dont forget Heskey.

I wouldnt be upset to see us sign him.

Ramos knows what he's doing.

Sorry but i think Heskey is a bloody good player and a right handful. You must remember our squad is very small and he would help at set pieces.

..................Heskey?

Heskey is coming onward and upward

First line in Wiki:

'Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey (born 11 January 1978 in Leicester, England)[1] is an English footballer. Known for his strength however he has been heavily berated by the media for not scoring enough goals.'
NO NO NO

WTF WTF WTF!!! I left work believing that there would be steak on the table by the time I got home! what do we get? fucking pot noodle!!!

heskey

the end is upon us. the dream is dead.

we are selling berbatv and our bets option in his place is heskey. or no one.

this is the day we accept we neither have the intelligence or desire to join the top table.

levy must die a horrible and violent death.

HARRY: while the concrete information points to this, I refuse to believe this story. It may be the fan in me more than the person receiving concrete info but this is depressing.

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to Tovespurs:

This is what i have been told - Berba has agreed personal terms and undergoing a medical. The fee offered is £28m whilst Man c offered £32m. We are waiting a few hours before we finally accept Man U offer as Real Madrid as expected to offer £35m. Heskey joining is a complete fabrication. We will...

tovespur. you are lying ladies genital area.

you have told us nothing at all over the last couple weeks that has come true. just regurgitated newsnow quotes.

now your newsflash is berbatov might be sold. well yeah cheers ron burgundy..

do one.

This probably my fifth post (4 last night).. In which i said Corluka would be signed this morning, Berba would go to Man u for £28.5m, we will bid again for Arshavin and Veloso is a maybe.... Get your facts right, i have...

Don't see what Heskey has done wrong, other than his woeful fitness record... sets up a hell of a lot of goals, even if he doesn't score himself... ask Michael Owen and countless other players who played with him.

VELOSO IS NOT BLOODY SIGNING! WE WERE NEVER INTERESTED IN HIM! Of course, if he does sign, I'll be wondering where the hell that came from!

Having said all this, I doubt the Heskey rumours are true.

noooooooooooooo heskey please tottenham ur gunna fuckin ruining it u wankers

heskey = nononononononononono

hes a complete cunt

Reply to Nerm:

WTF WTF WTF!!! I left work believing that there would be steak on the table by the time I got home! what do we get? fucking pot noodle!!!

The Chicken Curry one aint too bad.

Oh God no, that would just be too embarassing ! berbatov replaced by Heskey, we will be a laughin stock, bent and heskey up front together in europe ???? someone best get onto the FA to get the goals widened ! we'll be screwed if this happens, no chance of 4th place this year, think we'll be lucky for top 6 finish, pompey, villa and man city, have or will have better equipped alround squads

dean ashtons named has apparently been "bandied around" at spurs, accordin to the SSN reporter at the trainin ground

Reply to Tovespurs:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to Tovespurs:

This is what i have been told - Berba has agreed personal terms and undergoing a medical. The fee offered is £28m whilst Man c offered £32m. We are waiting a few hours before we finally accept Man U offer as Real Madrid as expected to offer £35m. Heskey joining is a complete fabrication. We will...

tovespur. you are lying ladies genital area.

you have told us nothing at all over the last couple weeks that has come true. just regurgitated newsnow quotes.

now your newsflash is berbatov might be sold. well yeah cheers ron burgundy..

do one.

This probably my fifth post (4 last night).. In which i said Corluka would be signed this morning, Berba would go to Man u for £28.5m, we will bid again for Arshavin and Veloso is a maybe.... Get your facts right, i have...

i could have made the same posts with the same informations I had gathered from the various sources available at my fingertips.

the one you got right was in the public domain for weeks..

as is the fact we are in discussion with arshavin and veloso,

and as for predicting the berbatov 'deal' ...you CANT be serious about claiming some insider knowledge in a deal my GRAN knows about.

do one.

Heskey?? What happened to Hunt and arsavin??

i know a job Heskey could do for us bring us to the championship

heskey please pull my toe nails out slowly this is less painful

imo - it would be a big mistake to sign anyone who's middle name is IVANHOE

Holy Shmolly... Heskey! Man City bid for every gold sticker striker in the world's footie annuals.. and we muster a bid for an ageing has been/never was been, who celebrates the odd goal using a chirade of the type of phone he used as a child.

Reply to Tovespurs:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

Reply to Tovespurs:

This is what i have been told - Berba has agreed personal terms and undergoing a medical. The fee offered is £28m whilst Man c offered £32m. We are waiting a few hours before we finally accept Man U offer as Real Madrid as expected to offer £35m. Heskey joining is a complete fabrication. We will...

tovespur. you are lying ladies genital area.

you have told us nothing at all over the last couple weeks that has come true. just regurgitated newsnow quotes.

now your newsflash is berbatov might be sold. well yeah cheers ron burgundy..

do one.

This probably my fifth post (4 last night).. In which i said Corluka would be signed this morning, Berba would go to Man u for £28.5m, we will bid again for Arshavin and Veloso is a maybe.... Get your facts right, i have...

Arshavin will not sign. Nor will Veloso.

If either happen i will gladly issue a formal public apology to your good self but, seriously?... come on

Can't we all just regurgitate the news to each other rather than pretending to be itk? Harry, i'll listen to but everyone posts like they know.

I like being a reactionary personally...

Ivanhoe? Where might I find his parents? I must buy them a drink.

i think tovespur might be be jasper in disguise.

turd.

Trembly

I can't see Veloso in this link which is totally not endorsed by Harry LINK .

Very grainy, though.

agent on talksport has spoken to Steve Bruce and he aint sellin Heskey, this is total tosh, lets move on

Heskey deal apparently making progress but depends on Wigan securing a replacement on short notice, of which they are quite hopeful. Apparently, Heskey wanted to do a Bosman but has been tempted by Spurs.
Nothing else happening at WHL tonight apparently, all other attempted deals dead, apparently they are all pissed off there, despite Ramos being very happy to have secured Corluka.
The only piece of real business is Berbatov. Nothing has been finalised and it could all end up a mess with Berbatov staying at WHL. He only seems to want to go to Man-Utd but they do not want to offer much money and are trying to tack Campbell on the deal, which Spurs have ruled out since they prefer Heskey to Campbell.

OH MY FUCKING GOOD GOD!!!!

thank god.....Heskey is a wind up....

We are not signing Heskey as a replacement for Berbatov.

We signed Roman for that.

We'll sign heskey as an excellent back up battering ram that will hold the ball up for the likes of Modric, Bentley, Dos Santos et all to do their magic.

Without the ugly you have no beauty.

He's not a bad signing... at £5m or less at least.

Stop the moaning you fickle twats.

Reply to fingerofgod:

imo - it would be a big mistake to sign anyone who's middle name is IVANHOE

my thinking exactly!!!

Reply to 9__37:

Trembly

I can't see Veloso in this link which is totally not endorsed by Harry LINK .

Very grainy, though.

cheer 9_37. it kicks off in less than an hour - if he's there, just goes to show the utter poo I've reaad today

Reply to Jamie R:

Heskey deal apparently making progress but depends on Wigan securing a replacement on short notice, of which they are quite hopeful. Apparently, Heskey wanted to do a Bosman but has been tempted by Spurs.
Nothing else happening at WHL tonight apparently, all other attempted deals dead,...

campbell has joined another club i hear, it aint hull cos they got cousin from rangers

Heskey aint happening according to Phil Smith, an agent talking pretty sincerely on talksport. He says Steve Bruce has no idea about this so I think it is cock

My God. I went away to Wigan last season (incidentally, the day I was appalled that Berbatwat was wearing a Spurs shirt) and the home fans sing:

There's only one Emile Heskey,
There's only one Emile Heskey,
Used to be shite,
but now 'ee's alright,
Walkin in a Heskey wonderland.

... that's from the home fans! I laughed at the time but it's turning to despair right now.

Who was it said that his missus would let him have anal tonight when we signed all those on that list. I now know whos been f**cked up the arse!!

Seriously I agree with the half of the positives verdicts on here. The guy is a big bruiser, and roughs up defenders. We haven't had someone like him for a long time and we do miss this side of our game. I say let's try a bruiser.

Anyway, at least your missus can keep her dignity.

I have full trust in juande and the board, for once we arent backing down, lets get rid of the sulking b*****d, and let us get on with building our squad for the rest of the season, def centre mid and another striker would be lovely.

c o y s

Reply to Jamie R:

Heskey deal apparently making progress but depends on Wigan securing a replacement on short notice, of which they are quite hopeful. Apparently, Heskey wanted to do a Bosman but has been tempted by Spurs.
Nothing else happening at WHL tonight apparently, all other attempted deals dead,...

cheers for making that up.

any news on the whether davros is really dead this time?

Reply to Jamie R:

Heskey deal apparently making progress but depends on Wigan securing a replacement on short notice, of which they are quite hopeful. Apparently, Heskey wanted to do a Bosman but has been tempted by Spurs.
Nothing else happening at WHL tonight apparently, all other attempted deals dead,...

really cant see us going into the rest of the season with just 2 strikers. there must be more up levy's sleeve.

CAN EVERYONE JUST CALM AND HAVE A TABLET.GO AND HAVE A LOOK AT OUR SQUAD,ITS BRILLIANT AND PISSES OVER LAST SEASONS. HOWEVER COMES IN TONIGHT IS A BONUS ,LEVY AND RAMOS DONE A GREAT JOB. COYS.

Reply to Mikey:

CAN EVERYONE JUST CALM AND HAVE A TABLET.GO AND HAVE A LOOK AT OUR SQUAD,ITS BRILLIANT AND PISSES OVER LAST SEASONS. HOWEVER COMES IN TONIGHT IS A BONUS ,LEVY AND RAMOS DONE A GREAT JOB. COYS.

agree that IF we get one more striker and it not to be Heskey. We need a pacey (owen in his prime) type player not a lump like that. David Vlla?

Reply to 9__37:

Trembly

I can't see Veloso in this link which is totally not endorsed by Harry LINK .

Very grainy, though.

give me a "9" giveme a "_" give me a "37"
or just cheers even.

No, please, no, just no...come on...cant be true, NO!...NO!...How can you tell us to be calm Mikey...It's HESKEY...NO!

just been confirmed that milito has gone to genoa (not sure if i have spelt that right)

Ok, I am becoming increasingly frustrated with the amount of "action" tonight ... It all seemed so good this morning, perhaps too good to be true.

But on a more serious note, more important than I'm a big dinlo who falls on my arse all the time Heskey ... My missus is goin absolutely ape shit at me, as I have this, NewsNow, SSN, BBC etc, and SSN on the telly ... and she's been shoved in the bedroom to watch Eastenders, anyone else experiencing this? The ear battering is unbearable ... Oh well, let a man do his manly things!

PLEASE DON'T SIGN THAT PLEB!!!!!!!!!

Ramos seems to be happy about something, muttering that he has already replaced Berbatov and it's Keane that is now being replaced. Who the hell will replace Keane? Can't be Heskey, they could not be more different players.
What the hell is going on @ WHL tonight? Even reliable ITKs seem to be going mad with the amount of disinformation around...
You ask yourself if they even know what they are doing...

Reply to johnnyg:

just been confirmed that milito has gone to genoa (not sure if i have spelt that right)

Carol Vorderman would be proud

Mikey ! we only have two strikers .... injuries etc and how many games over xmas period etc we dont have a holding m/f player or left winger sorry to sound negative but im fuckin depressed as we have not done the business again by the looks of it Comolli should go and get it up the arse not that blokes missus !

Reply to Frank Rizzo:

We are not signing Heskey as a replacement for Berbatov.

We signed Roman for that.

We'll sign heskey as an excellent back up battering ram that will hold the ball up for the likes of Modric, Bentley, Dos Santos et all to do their magic.

Without the ugly you...

My thoughts exactly, Frank. Can't really understand some... just seems to me like they jump on the press bandwagon and their opinions are formed by reading the flippin' Sun.

Can anyone confirm that Genoa have or have not signed Diego Milito? I can see nothing on any webite, including Genoa's, to suggest this?

Heskey has just been spotted at a take away in Wigan downing a large doner kebab and chips.

Reply to THFC IN CYPRUS:

Heskey has just been spotted at a take away in Wigan downing a large doner kebab and chips.

extra chilli sauce? bit of lemon juice? any better than the ones in cyprus?

If Bruce needs a replacement for Heskey my dad has an old two seater settee in his garage.

Little spring but would gather momentum if pushed.

Need I say more?

Any idea if Velso was playing tonight?

Reply to SotonYID:

Ok, I am becoming increasingly frustrated with the amount of "action" tonight ... It all seemed so good this morning, perhaps too good to be true.

But on a more serious note, more important than I'm a big dinlo who falls on my arse all the time Heskey ... My missus is goin absolutely...

my misses is in the middle of packing her bags!!! i would try and stop her but there is a risk i might miss something on here. will grovel to her tomorrow night when im hungry!!!

Reply to THFC IN CYPRUS:

Heskey has just been spotted at a take away in Wigan downing a large doner kebab and chips.

..and us with our pot noodle!!! that's just fucking great

Reply to HarryHotspur:

If Bruce needs a replacement for Heskey my dad has an old two seater settee in his garage.

Little spring but would gather momentum if pushed.

Need I say more?

harsh

Reply to SotonYID:

What they saying bout Diarra? Not got radion on? Know he ain't coming, I really do like him tho. (Not in the "man love" sorta way)

triangle as below;

barton to portsmouth, diarra to yids, not sure on other piece cos it aint been on yet!

Right, this is enough, Heskey to Spurs means that I am closing down the blog, you can all bugger off now.

turn on talksport, diarra gossip

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to 9__37:

Trembly

I can't see Veloso in this link which is totally not endorsed by Harry LINK .

Very grainy, though.

give me a "9" giveme a "_" give me a "37"
or just cheers even.

But it's Porto and Sporting! Eh? What? I thought it was Brag and Sporting.

It's been a very confusing day, and this is only addling my brain further.

Okay, as a hold up player Ivanhoe has his uses, but please, let's not gild the dog doo here.

The algebra on the board before us is very unappealing on the eye.

THFC over a barrel minus Keane, times Berbatov, (divided by ambition) plus Heskey equals ?

Where the fuck is veloso? my source promised me....i'm sooo sad!

this could be a nightmare..

so far so good.. Roman and Vedran signed

Berb is going.. that's fair enough.. but if Heskey comes then we will be officially a club with no ambition of being in the champions league..

i'm saying a quiet prayer for Arshavin but it's not looking good..

What they saying bout Diarra? Not got radion on? Know he ain't coming, I really do like him tho. (Not in the "man love" sorta way)

that was radio, not radion you knob!

On a slightly seperate note why do I get the feeling that there are so many Spurs fans who don't rate Bent? Out of 14 starts last season he nets 7. Now so far this season amid the turmoil he has a goal after 3 starts. In his debut PL season for us the fella gets a goal every two games average despite not playing regularly at all and if the supply is right and he plays regularly I'd bet that he'd get 20+ this season. The only question should be who is going to play as the support striker for this young English goal getter not who is going to replace him in the team. Christ he made Charlton look respectable on his own and I'm pretty sure that wasn't a fluke. Yes I know preseason shouldn't be taken too seriously but his finishing was sublime and i'm pretty sure teams don't go out to try and get thrashed in preseason even if they are not giving their all. I could honestly see Hesky being a good foil for Benty. COYS!!!

this ain't so bad. too many teams get something out of us by sticking a lump up front and repeatedly boofing long balls at him; it might be nice for us to be able to turn the tables every now and then. Emile looks leaden but then again so would you if each of your legs were the size of one Michael Owen. If we get Heskey as well as Veloso tonight, I still consider this a good days work. Stay calm everyone.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Okay, as a hold up player Ivanhoe has his uses, but please, let's not gild the dog doo here.

The algebra on the board before us is very unappealing on the eye.

THFC over a barrel minus Keane, times Berbatov, (divided by ambition) plus Heskey equals ?

ARGHHHHHHHH!

Veloso didn't play tonight.. hopefully that's good news.

who do you think is the heavier Heskey or his current manager ?

Reply to Jason Bartley:

Where the fuck is veloso? my source promised me....i'm sooo sad!

my source promised me a delicious traditional fresh tomato and basil with a taste of Italian sunshine.

LINK

Reply to Sam_The_Yid:

Veloso didn't play tonight.. hopefully that's good news.

at last some good news, well discovered; and poss diarra to yids

Reply to toddspur:

turn on talksport, diarra gossip

diarra ? with pompey getting barton? I'm listening online so if you're tuned in on the wireless, you'll get it first.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

If Bruce needs a replacement for Heskey my dad has an old two seater settee in his garage.

Little spring but would gather momentum if pushed.

Need I say more?

If you lubricated the castors, would they be any use around Ledley's knee?

DIARRA ON HIS FUCKIN WAY TO SPURS
TALKSPORT
(AKA TALKSHITE)

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to THFC IN CYPRUS:

Heskey has just been spotted at a take away in Wigan downing a large doner kebab and chips.

extra chilli sauce? bit of lemon juice? any better than the ones in cyprus?

Kebabs are good in Cyprus,but not as good as the ones down the lane ,everything was just fantastic today until this Heskey news broke out,just dont think he,s a Spurs type of player imo.I hope its just a wind-up.COYS

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to toddspur:

turn on talksport, diarra gossip

diarra ? with pompey getting barton? I'm listening online so if you're tuned in on the wireless, you'll get it first.

great programme, better than SSN bobbins rumours crappoli

What a load of tosh.

If they ain't smart enough or brave enough to have an ole ole identity why should any of us be mad enough to believe a word this plethora of peskey posters propose.

Reply to yiddddooo:

LINK

you CNUT, I shat myself then!!!!

Reply to yiddddooo:

LINK

bar steward!

I think 'To Diarra is to do' has a ring to it.

Reply to Yidfield_General:

On a slightly seperate note why do I get the feeling that there are so many Spurs fans who don't rate Bent? Out of 14 starts last season he nets 7. Now so far this season amid the turmoil he has a goal after 3 starts. In his debut PL season for us the fella gets a goal every two games average...

1. He was 4th choice til the others left

2. Your statistics don't make sense

3. Miss hits against Norwich and Orient are hardly sublime

4. As soon as you mention Hesky and Bent in the same sentence I realise your waiting for your medication.

Ok, the missus is even more pissy now, told her she has to watch dragons den in bedroom too. If she kills me, Harry, I would like you to auction off my stuff.

Hey all. Understand that business must be concluded tonight, when do they announce at the club, would it be tomorrow? I really would like to go outside, maybe eat, use the restroom. Dont want to spend another entire day on line/glued to TV.

Reply to yiddddooo:

LINK

Not funny


On another note, the reserves have just scored in the 85 min to make it 3-2 in a great comeback from 0-2 down!

Berba is going to Utd.......All day long

I'd expect Spurs will unveil (maybe) 2 players on website at around 00.15

And why is Stalteri still at Spurs,comon ffs!

Oh I hope this about Diarra is true

Reply to PavlovsDog:

Hey all. Understand that business must be concluded tonight, when do they announce at the club, would it be tomorrow? I really would like to go outside, maybe eat, use the restroom. Dont want to spend another entire day on line/glued to TV.

tough it out fella with the rest of us sad muggo's

We should not sell an Aston Martin (Berbatov), and buy Skoda (Heskey)!!!!

Emile Heskey is 30 years old i.e. DoB: 11/01/78. He is 6 ft 2+1⁄2 in tall.

He only scored 13 goals in 65 appearances for Wigan in 2006/07. Simply not good enough, for us!!!!

Thought the same as Spidey when I did not see Stalteri out for the reserves....my money is that the club wanted something for him but no interest as he's on his last year of contract...Logic would say a release with him joining BMJ@Hamburg or returning back to his home club Toronto FC who just sold their best defender Maurice Edu to Rangers...

Reply to THFC IN CYPRUS:

Reply to Trembly:

Reply to THFC IN CYPRUS:

Heskey has just been spotted at a take away in Wigan downing a large doner kebab and chips.

extra chilli sauce? bit of lemon juice? any better than the ones in cyprus?

Kebabs are good in Cyprus,but not as good as the ones down the lane ,everything was just fantastic today until this Heskey news broke out,just dont think he,s a Spurs type of player imo.I hope its just a wind-up.COYS

i tend to find they taste better or worse depending on the score. Just typical of the goss though, should've been a shish instead of a doner - there's more meat to it.

HESKEY TO VILLA!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

Reply to Spidey:

Reply to yiddddooo:

LINK

Not funny


On another note, the reserves have just scored in the 85 min to make it 3-2 in a great comeback from 0-2 down!

Berba is going to Utd.......All day long

I'd expect Spurs will unveil (maybe) 2 players on website at around 00.15...

stalteri off to palace apparently ......free

great news boys, ssn reporter just hearing heskey could be on his way to aston villa!!!

SSN Villa to gazump us on HESKEY lololol

Cant get talk sport! What they saying about Diarra? Surely I wasn't right with my earlier post on the last thread!!!

What in the hell has gone wrong??? after watching the Chelsea and trying to take the positives out of the game not many!!!! i cant believe that ramos is making the same mistakes as mr jol, zokora new contract he is useless why sell tainio better DM than him jenas new contract why why why???????????? now heskey progression i dont think so. As per usual one step forward two steps back.

Sorry, Trembly - think that link was a dud.

Reply to banger:

Cant get talk sport! What they saying about Diarra? Surely I wasn't right with my earlier post on the last thread!!!

barton to pompey, freeing up diarra to us, harry makes prob 8-10 mill out of it to re-invest, makes a lot of sense

also hearing heskey to villa, phew

well thats a first, the missus has gone down the pub and left ME indoors, guess she cant handle all this heskey talk

Banger: They mentioned that Diarra COULD be coming to Spurs in which would see Barton going to Pompey.

Make it happen Spurs!

Reply to banger:

Cant get talk sport! What they saying about Diarra? Surely I wasn't right with my earlier post on the last thread!!!

LINK get it online

Reply to banger:

Cant get talk sport! What they saying about Diarra? Surely I wasn't right with my earlier post on the last thread!!!

oh and Frazier campbell has gone to wigan so heskey to villa makes a bit more sense now. Therefore berbs going to manc utd will be straight deal which also means we are a striker short, my bets are on an argie/mexican or a spaniard but will have to be before 2300 due to their timezones

DIARRA

Reply to 9__37:

Sorry, Trembly - think that link was a dud.

It starts in 15 mins, I'll have a quick looksy and let you know if he's there

Reply to Adam:

well thats a first, the missus has gone down the pub and left ME indoors, guess she cant handle all this heskey talk

. love that, which pub

if campbell has gone to wigan, that surely makes it free for heskey to come to us no? OH MY GOD

why dont we insist on giving Berbatov to Anorthorthis Famagousta F.C. they are a champions league side here in Cyprus, this should satisfy his dream of playing cl football and make us the fans feel a lot better for his departure.

can you stream SSN Online, if so where!!

For some reason I get no sound on my mac, gutted!

I think they are just putting 2 and 2 together as I did when I heard the link about Barton! I hope we do get him though!

OK, brace yourself for this: Berbatov is staying at WHL. Spurs could not get any more forwards in, DB has refused to go to Man City, Man Utd have refused to match Spurs' asking price of 30m (even less than what City offered) and Levy has told them to do one. Let's see if things change before midnight but it now looks as if the sulker will be around until January.
While this will show up Fergie, it cannot really be good for Spurs.

What happens now then if Berba completed medical but we haven't agreed a fee? (Allegedly)

Reply to SotonYID:

if campbell has gone to wigan, that surely makes it free for heskey to come to us no? OH MY GOD

he aint comin to us, relax and enjoy the Hamble

Reply to Diamond_Lights:

Rasiak was a tool...i think Heskey can do a job for us. He's big and clumsy, but name one of his clubs where he HASN'T scored goals?

Plus he's now a regular in England squads

what the fuck are you on about!!!!

his record at leicester is 1 goal in 4 games
liverpool 1 in 3.5
city 1 in 4.5
wigan 1 in 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a fucking miserable signing, rasiak cost 2 mill, this guy will be closer to 10.

the idea of this going through and us losing berba actually makes me feel sick.

Jamie_R, just an assumption ... but I think you are a wand mate

Reply to dgrocker:

can you stream SSN Online, if so where!!

only if you are a member i think, forget them, tune into talksport.net or listen via radio

Reply to dgrocker:

can you stream SSN Online, if so where!!

fuck another rumour is veloso to arsenal

Reply to Adam:

well thats a first, the missus has gone down the pub and left ME indoors, guess she cant handle all this heskey talk

My missus did that on transfer deadline day 2003. I haven't seen her since. I just love deadline day.

Veloso to scum - FUCK IT

Who is that chap on SSN now? He's got a few contacts eh?

any one without sky sports or internet access!!!!!!!!

Reply to fatfish:

Reply to Adam:

well thats a first, the missus has gone down the pub and left ME indoors, guess she cant handle all this heskey talk

My missus did that on transfer deadline day 2003. I haven't seen her since. I just love deadline day.

quality, some humour to lighten our mood

Apparently, it's not only money which is the issue now with Berba, it's also this 'medical' (or discussions) he apparently had with ManUtd when he was flown into Manchester to discuss with City. Sparks are flying, tomorrow could be fun

Reply to SotonYID:

Jamie_R, just an assumption ... but I think you are a wand mate

If you swap the word wand with TIT you would have my assumption of Jamie_R

Reply to fatfish:

Reply to Adam:

well thats a first, the missus has gone down the pub and left ME indoors, guess she cant handle all this heskey talk

My missus did that on transfer deadline day 2003. I haven't seen her since. I just love deadline day.

if only it were possible!!! lol!!!

Reply to banger:

For some reason I get no sound on my mac, gutted!

I think they are just putting 2 and 2 together as I did when I heard the link about Barton! I hope we do get him though!

ah. you using safari? It didn't work on that - try internet explorer for mac or firefox.

I got sound on Safari mate