Upsetting The Applecart
Sunday, 05 July 09, 03:17 AM · Comments (98)
This clapped out, walking paced Rumour Rollercoaster creaks and grinds ever onwards, if not upwards...
Arry has made some interesting comments. Not illuminating as they rather serve to confirm what we all thought anyway. Namely Manchester City appear to have more money than God and we, by stark contrast appear to be able to turn anyone's head*.
'There is no doubt City are making it very difficult for the rest. Barry only had a year left on his contract and would have been a terrific signing for us, but they are probably paying him double what we would have given him, so we had no chance.''We're not going to rush in,' he said. 'I have spoken to the chairman Daniel Levy and we've decided if we can't get players who will improve the team we're not going to bother. We've already got a decent squad, many of whom are going to get better. But we recognise we have to improve.
'I think the fans were genuinely happy with what happened after I came. When you've only got two points from eight games, you're in trouble, aren't you?
*One head turned so violently yesterday he will probably be in a neck brace next time you see him parking in disabled space, is our old mucker, John Terry.
You remember John, don't you? Husband of an arrested wife, son in law of a charged shoplifer and exponent of the world's most hilarious party trick, the ol' whizzing into a pint pot routine when out with the lads.
There's a piece HERE in today's News Of The World suggesting that Citeh have put in a megabid of squillions for his services.
Now what makes this interesting is that Yeovil Town were staging a testimonial for manager Terry Skiverton yesterday. And Eng er land's illustrious hero was scheduled to play.
But cancelled at the last minute.Yeovil were rightly p*ssed at this and on their OS made the following announcement: 'We hope to have a personal statement from John to the Yeovil supporters later today.' Needless to say Terry didn't bother.
What's interesting is a comment left after the piece by a bloke called jake, at 11.33pm last night...
"have just got back from a testimonial game at yeovil town where the main guest star was meant to be John terry, " 1/2 hours before kick off it was announced JT wouldn't be playing and all the talk around the ground was that he was talkn to man city.
then the announcement came over the tannoy to apologise for his abscnence but 'if you had the choice of driving to manchester to sort out a contract earning 300k a week or come down to Yeovil what would you do?'
Then at the end Terry Skiverton (yeovils manager who he game was in benefit for) came over the mic and said 'first of all i'd like to thank manchester city for having a bid accepted for my star guest a few hours before my testimonial'
don't know if this is common knowledge or not, incidently JTs brother Paul played in the game so i'm sure is pretty clued up on the whole affair."
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" 'Oh dear, it's f*cked', is what I've always taken it to mean. I do have O-level Latin. Now they've stuck up a literal translation, in large letters: 'To dare is to do.' The words just stand there, on their own, not making much sense." Hunter Davies
"When Gazza came to the Spurs training ground for the first time got the ball, went round 8 players as if they were not there and then smashed the ball into the net. Just to see him play like that made the hair stand up on the back of your neck. Everybody stood there and applauded him." Terry Venables
"We will not be pushed around by a bunch of north London yobbos." Rupert Lowe, Southampton chairman, shortly before his manager Glenn Hoddle left for Spurs.
""I earned the right to be in the team and fought every game to be in it." Graham Roberts
"The worst thing Spurs ever did was get rid of Keith Burkinshaw. They never replaced him." Graham Roberts
"When you've finished playing football, young man, which is going to be very soon, I feel, you'll make a very good security guard." David Pleat to a 17yr old Neil Ruddock
"If someone wants to give you a bum steer on who we're after, then so be it. If you want to know, ask me, because I have a list of players we want and Robbie Keane isn't on it." Glenn Hoddle, then Spurs manager, shortly before paying 7 mill for ... Robbie Keane.
"The biggest regret of my whole football career was leaving White Hart Lane in 1970.....my interest in football weakened after that. I was heartbroken" Jimmy Greaves.
"I know more about smalz herring than I do about football." Sir Alan Sugar
"The trouble with Christian Gross is that no-one had heard of him. The communication wasn't brilliant and as captain I decided to explain to him how things worked and what the players liked and were used to. I do not believe he listened to a word I said." Gary Mabbutt
"Always had a bit of time, make a little bit of space, look up, bang. And you know he could put it on a postage stamp from 40 yards. Mmmmmmmmm...." Ron Manager aka Paul Whitehouse, Spurs fan on Glenn Hoddle
"I'm a miserable sod." Sir Alan Sugar
"The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It's about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom." Danny Blanchflower
"Man in the raincoat's blue & white army." Spurs fans unable to use George Graham's name, 1999.
"We like a tackle at Tottenham. we're not pansies, you know. " David Pleat
"I was sitting just a few feet away from David Pleat at the World Cup. He's a nice fellow, but the man is mad: certifiably, eye-spiningly mad." Danny Kelly
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98 Comments · Add yours
Getting to the core of the matter JT no class but if as good as above arse, would the bun fighting end?
Reply to crespur:
No idea what you are on about!
Reply to Ginge1:
You clearly don't understand the poetry that is a good bum
Does Madame de Hotspur know her derriere is being displayed publicly to millions worldwide ?
Reply to Ginge1:
Ginge mate,sorry been sitting doing cryptic crosswords here on the opposite side of the planet waiting for the UK to open. Saw Harrys apple computer at the top of the page and went in to cryptic mode. Harry did you take a bite mate swear part of the fruit's gone. Great lovebite...COYS
I believe Arry and Danny are trying to give the impression that they are not desperate to buy or sell. That way they might pay less for what they buy and get more for what they sell.
Of course we all appreciate the sense in that but worry that the Levy wheeler dealer brinkmanship does not always pay off.
Good,let's hope it's true,terry is a good player but he ain't the best....he wouldn't be my england captain or a definite starter....
but surely anything that dismantles the current top four is a good thing....who would of thought it would be the blue half of manchester....
hopefully it will knock the scum out of their stride,wenger walks and we can be there to kick them when they are down....
on harry...i too wish he would not speak of who and what we cannot get/do....i don't like it....he should be thankful for what he has got to spend which is more than he usually has...and start balancing the f*cking squad he's been in football long enough to know we need a leftfooter on the left i hope....
but harry is a talker,he can't help it.....so he has until october right....before levy decides to start loading his gun.....COYS...and harry and levy..too
mmmm golden delicious
Just heard on Sky sports Bale off to the Brummies for season loan
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Reply to onedavemackay:
It could also mean that 'Arrys targets are being negotiated as we type by DanL. HR has said anon that DanL has the list and its up to him. There has only been a handful of highish profile transfers in the EPL uptil now. May I suggest an Apple Tart By HH in the mean time...COYS
LINK=only-three-spurs-not-up-for-sale%26method=full%26objectid=21496409%26siteid=93463-name_page.html
Reply to onedavemackay:
How'd you like them apples?
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
This is clearly AppleMac's latest human touch stand alone offering.Just wish HH had got a shot of the Screen, would've liked to have seen the other half of the very nubile granny smith. COYS
Reply to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Choice yum yum. The pants were a giveaway
Reply to A_Felching:
What a load of old tosh. I can't see us selling Charlie, Modders, The Sarge or Big Gomez either.
The People is PANTS
well as we have all known since city was bought and started with signing robinho that they where going to buy their way to the top,maybe i've got a touch of the green eyed monster but it makes me feel sick.interestingly while following the JT story on other boards,alot of chelsea supporters came on to say that they thought having loads of dosh to buy top players was great but ultimately when they did achieve success they got no joy from it as it was bought not earned.
Dont panic mr Mainwaring......
As soon as the "sky 4" in England, Spain and Italy have bought their desired players, there will be a scramble for the best of the rest. Harry will show us the way - in him I trust.
COYS - show intent......
How much truth is in all of that JT stuff? Surely if it were true the papers would be over it like a rash?
He's not the best defender in the world, but he is a leader and would be an excellent signing for City. Chelsea could replace him though, there's better defenders out there. Hmmm, seems a bit too exaggerated though.
Talk of this Super league. Top 4 from England gone to play in it. Leaves Spurs, Man City, Everton, Villa etc battling it out for the premiership. Would you be happy with this? challenging for a second rate league year after year, picking up silverware on a regular basis - maybe winning the league???
Not me, I'd settle for fifth and superios league, I think. hard to know - imagine Ledley raising the league trophy aloft -
Talk of Terry's head being turned, reminded me of this clip. Could be Terry possessed by the devil that is cash.
Note that the subject of the clip is wearing Citeh Blue and sleeping under Citeh blue bedclothes.
LINK
Reply to HarryHotspur:
each to their own but I prefer a little more 'funk in my trunk' if you get my meaning.
LINK
afternoon all
no disrespect to HH but culdnt give a flying fiddlers fuck where JT goes, all i care about is who we will sign.
I agree wit one of the posts on here; Arry will hav some irons in fires and whilst shitty and celscum and manure are flashing the cash the market is out of control.
He is also only just back from holidays and whilst our scouts are all ovr europe etc he knows who he wants.
All i hope is we dnt sell Thudd or Adel. JJ and Baler can go of the cash is right. The Zok; would rather he stayed also for cover for the sarge.....however without Europe next year we won need as big a squad.
I see Arry selling 2 and buying 2; one left wing and a striker. Would reckon on a couple of loans (experienced players) at Cenre Half and striker
theres me done; world to rights
COYS
Harry, Trotter here. Now look young man I'm off to Geneva till Thursday and when I come back I want some proper transfer news please. I don't care if its real or not but I need to have a focal pint for my rants.
And what's this baloney re Figo.
Figo to me stands for the International Federation of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists. Hmmmm ... you can see where I'm going with this can't you
Shit! Newsnow is buggered, I can't get on it!
I need some random, nonsensical, made up transfer news bullshit NOW!!
If you're up there Jesus, please help me....
Reply to RunPigRun:
no need to panic mr mainwaring, its full of useless rumour mongouring shite....stick with HH, you wont be far from the truth!
Reply to RunPigRun:
Figo,Zidane,Zico and just to put one up old red nose Pele. All done deals, having medicals.
LINK
I remember that game so well. I still have the programme. The interesting thing about that game was that a certain Li*m Br*dy was playing for Milan which gave the match a edge.
Who needs spurscommunity? We can make our own shit up...
) but the waiting is chafing!
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Sorry for sexual allusions (and flirtations with literacy
Reply to CrossWaddle:
Apologise for nothing
Reply to steve1987:
I was there for that too....... I seem to remember Bradey scoring and of course Pat Jennings playing the second half.
A midfield of Ardiles, Hoddle and Maradona playing "keep it up" down the park...... for all the money Real Madrid will still have a job to match that (albeit for one game only).
Getting bored now... all the rumours are abut other rumours!
LINK%C3%ADs_Figo Is ` Arry fucking for real?
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Probably not, if he's for signing Lupe Fiasco the Chicago hip hop artist alluded to in your link.
Swampland in Florida for sale, only the most stupid and gullible Greeks need apply.
Reply to Thick the Greek?:
Maybe it's Lulu for sale, looking someone to re-light her fire?
I'll get me coat.
Reply to Thick the Greek?:
Be man enough to join, so I could have a proper discussion wank stain
A lot of 'battling' going on this morning according to the press:
We're having it out with The scum for Fulham's Hangeland; with Sunderland for Paraguayan international defender Paulo Da Silva, and with Villa for the Swedish U-21 striker Marcus Berg.
We're also going to sign anyone who has ever kicked a football and played golf with Redknapp.
Reply to Finn:
Me too - I was 10 years old and was just too young to have seen any european football (first game in 84). I hadn't been so excited since my dad's mate let us have Royston cinema all to ourselves to watch Condor man....
Funny thing was that with all those international superstars on display it was cousin Clive and the maestro of the marshes Mark Falco who scored the goals.
I bloody loved Mark Falco. I had a massive badge with his mug on it pinned to my scarf.
LINK
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
Two in a row, you really are the missing link.
Reply to Thick, the Greek?:
If you have a pair of bollocks join up
just to cheer everyone up..
just read we're linked with J pennant and Benjani
cue wailing and gnashing of teeth
oh, and Gudjohnson for 5-7million
Reply to mcspurs99:
Just what we need, another right winger who cant cross
Reply to Nicos_in_a_twist:
Mark Falco is a legend, at The Lane in our Centenary Year when we beat the Scum 5-0, think he scored a couple that day, I was at The Maradona Game too, seem to remember him juggle the ball by the corner flag followed by a bicycle kick, he was unbelievable.
Nick, cheer up
Everything is rumour at the moment, take it all with a pinch of salt and don't let it get to you.
I mean, If a paper as big as the Telegraph actually prints a story about Harry meeting L Figo
on a golf course then they are as hard up for Spurs info as the ITK's and us.
and now we are linked to Pennant
How many Jermaine's does one team need!!!!
An Irate Trotter
Reply to Sid Trotter:
One less than we have now.
Reply to mcspurs99:
I gave up slashing my wrists over Spurs a long time ago
Breaking News. Arry played golf with retired, thirty six year old midfielder Luis Figo.
Please, can everyone just f*ck off and give us a signing. Is that asking too much?
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Phil is knobbing Dawn in Eastenders
Reply to HarryHotspur:
LINK
Have Shitty scooped up all the good players yet so that we can all go out and buy the left-overs? Their wealth almost gives them the privilege of a personal shopper. If money really is no object, then, in theory, they could buy every player worth having for their squad and, meantime, plunder the competition, stockpiling its best players and taking them out of circulation.
If you buy your enemies guns they will have no guns to fire at you.
There are rumours we've signed a new club cat.
If you buy your enemies'
guns they will have no guns to fire at you.
Lack of apostrophe changed everything. D'oh!
Course. But if you buy the popguns and the water-pistols as well they'll have zippo to aim at you. Then they'll be forced to hurl stones at you: a bit like Stoke.
Things are looking good. We've been linked to a kid and a pensioner.
I've heard that Bent's negotiations with Sunderland have stalled, as he wants personal rights over the phrase 'Yeah, definitely'. All other peronal terms are agreed, apparently, but this is the sticking-point.
Reply to 9__37:
You are on top form today
Reply to Nick_The_Greek:
I'm back on the juice.
Sevilla has been 'confident' of signing Zokora for about a month now. No change in their mood. No highs, no dips, no despair, no elation. Just confident, confident, confident. 'Confident' has lost its meaning. The Window is crying out for a Transfer Advisory System, based on the Homeland Security Advisory System.
Green (Depressed) - Low risk of signing
Blue (Picking Up) - General risk of signing
Yellow (Confident) - Significant risk of signing
Orange (Optimistic) - High risk of signing
Red (Delighted) - Severe risk of signing
Just got back from the golf course, bumped into big Mark Viduka. Lovely bloke, enjoyed a Fosters with him at the 19th! Anyhow he says he's in talks with three clubs, one of whom is Spurs. We're his preference as he fancies London and playing for Arry. Obviously none of the Sky 4 or City are in for him.
Reply to Ginge1:
Uh oh. Is he any good?
I need to get out to Barca don't I, it's pissed it down in Manchester and what's more I've just been for a job interview at a dogshit company for dogshit pay and dogshit hours. To round it all off nicely I had to listen to this tit of a bloke tell me how great he was for ten minutes before slagging me off. Plus he had the most nasty stained teeth ever and was an absolute scrote! I was quite impressed with my self control as the thought of 'nutting' him was at the forefront of my mind.
Reply to 9__37:
He's an ozzie, they all think their good............ at boozing!
Reply to Ginge1:
So, it's Code Yellow on Viduka.
What do you do for a living, DV? No offence taken, if you prefer not to say.
Prague I've been, would defo go again (with a few quid in my pocket and without the Mrs!!!)
Reply to Ginge1:
Teeth like the Barcodes away kit, then. Nice. As modelled by Stephen Taylor.
Reply to 9__37:
I doubt it, he's out of contract, is a target man and none of the big teams appear to want him. Apart from that the rest is the result of my abject boredom and over active imagination.
If I put I'd just seen Robben on the golf course nobody would believe me!!!!
Reply to Ginge1:
Why, is the Mrs banned from Prague?
Reply to 9__37:
she is if i'm going!
Reply to 9__37:
or nudge, nudge,
, 
"Prague never lets you go... this dear little mother has sharp claws."
Franz Kafka
good concert was it DV,
you can go watch slavia prague....pretty sure we part own them or something like that....
i'm going to prague early next year......maybe see you there if you are still around....
Reply to KOJAC:
Borrow his regular users discount card at some of the gentlemen clubs!
Reply to Ginge1:
I'm a sucker for credible ITK stories. It's sad that at this point of the transfer window Viduka is (to my mind, at least) credible.
pretty much sorted ta. She saw the light!!!
Reply to Ginge1:
i'll ask him,i bet he has a few members cards...
....
prague is a beautiful city.....
i was looking at the transfers today....so valencia has gone to man utd then.....i didn't realise that was done....
but we are one of only four topflight clubs that have not brought anyone in yet.....villa,eveton and sunderland are the others....i thought brucie would of had loads in by now.....
harry will definitely bring in three players before the season starts.....but i don't know why we would loan bale out to the brum for a season...what's the point in that....?
More power to your laptop!
sounds good....U2...have a few songs to play...
.....not that i've seen them...
the eastern european women aren't that bad in england now...there is enough of them....i don't think i've been to a hotel,restaurant or bar without hearing an accent from the east....
It might be interesting to learn what purchasing activity is taking place under Comolli at Saint-Etienne. A flurry of signings gives the appearance of progress, but it can prove an illusion.
Pav speaks:
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Love the irony of Pavlova telling someone to learn English!
Reply to SeattleSpursGuy:
your link doesn't work!
Is that a McDonalds wrapper up Tommy's sleeve?
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Reply to fatfish:
Is that Pav's translator with the glasses?
If so, it's worrying that Pav can't keep up with him.
Reply to weejp:
The word oops springs to mind, as the afternoon session article states it is Rehabilitation and Conditioning Coach Nathan Gardiner!
D'oh
Reply to weejp:
You just know that Bentley was the first in the queue for the conditioning test with Alberto Balsam.
Reply to Ginge1:
Drat. I'm having the worst luck with that lately.
I'll summarize: Pav said that new Chav boy Zhirkov will be fine in English football if he learns the lingo. I can only assume Pav made this quote in Russian.
Reply to fatfish:
Also worrying that Sandra is not in any of the pictures. Whose gonna knock 'em in at the far post this season?
Reply to Ginge1:
Tsk. Women, eh?
Can't live with 'em. Can't f*cking get one
Reply to fatfish:
Only I have sisters, I wouldn't have a fuckin' clue what that meant!
Reply to HarryHotspur:
To quote Al Bundy:
"Women. Can't Live With Em. The End."
Reply to HarryHotspur:
I've got one you can take off me-ands-guv-ner!
Little beauty, starts first time every morning without fail - whinging that is.
Been around the clock a few times - and the george and dragon, the green man and the kings head.
Reply to elfranklins:
I've stuck a VC & Mini Bar in the post, for you sir
Reply to elfranklins:
If any of you need a good divorce lawyer I can thoroughly recommend mine and if you mention my name you'll benefit from their volume discount.
ANY CHANCE OF A FCUKING SIGNING!!!
This is the most irritated I think I have ever been. I domnt want 15 signings, I dont want rubbish signings. Just two or three qualities in and 2 or 3 rubbish out.
I hope to god there is no truth in the Pennant rumours. If we are selling David Bentley to replace him with Jermaine Pennant I think I'll kill myself.
We should get Dominic Littlewood on the case, no more Bent's for £16M or Bentley's for £15m......
Don't get done, get Dom!
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