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What Is Comolli Saying?

Monday, 29 September 08, 12:43 PM · Comments (399)

"I just told her who I am...I think she likes me." 
We need to dig someone out and here's a likely candidate.
The best submission to this caption competition is courtesy of Bruce Castle.
A copy of the excellent read that is -Tottenham Massive by Trevor Tanner -
 will be on it's way to you guv.
.
The judges decision is final, binding and pretty meaningless in the scheme of things.

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Posted by HarryHotspur | Comments (399)

399 Comments · Add yours

BruceCastle
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1. BruceCastle Wrote: | 19.14BST | Sep 29, 2008

I think the criticism of me is unfair. See...I do have one opposable thumb.

Superspurs
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2. Superspurs Wrote: | 19.14BST | Sep 29, 2008

Thumbs up if your a cunt

BruceCastle
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3. BruceCastle Wrote: | 19.17BST | Sep 29, 2008

I just bought the bird next me as a replacement for Berbatov and she's laughin at me.

Master
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4. Master Wrote: | 19.18BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Yes Mr Levy, we have secured the services of Dean Windass"

Bobby Moonface
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5. Bobby Moonface Wrote: | 19.19BST | Sep 29, 2008

Great news chaps, I have just won a trophy. I have been voted "Cunt of the Millenium"

skinless
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6. skinless Wrote: | 19.19BST | Sep 29, 2008

"A bit late I know, but it's out of my arse now"

grittyspur
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7. grittyspur Wrote: | 19.20BST | Sep 29, 2008

"It's a good thing that nobody in the UK knows the truth about Billy Beane-that he's an incompetent moron!"
OR
"Hey, Arsene- how do you like me now?"

Billy Bob
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8. Billy Bob Wrote: | 19.21BST | Sep 29, 2008

Guess where my other thumb was during the transfer window??

Hotspur3854
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9. Hotspur3854 Wrote: | 19.21BST | Sep 29, 2008

"I have just shown her my cock and she says that I should stick to playing the cunt as opposed to trying to fuck one - that is an English joke, non???"

BruceCastle
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10. BruceCastle Wrote: | 19.21BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to skinless:

"A bit late I know, but it's out of my arse now"

"Oi Arsene, I did it mate!
They're proper F*cked now!"

Rackny
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11. Rackny Wrote: | 19.22BST | Sep 29, 2008

See this. I have Levy firmly under this.

Ossie V Neck
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12. Ossie V Neck Wrote: | 19.25BST | Sep 29, 2008

"I put a million euros on Hamburg to win the Bundesliga just like you said boss. "

BruceCastle
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13. BruceCastle Wrote: | 19.26BST | Sep 29, 2008

"taxi!"

peterridsdale
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14. peterridsdale Wrote: | 19.30BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Damien, I can't hear you with all the noise. OK, just signal to me how many players you have recommended that have actually been a success. Is that a one? Thanks, enjoy the game"

Hotspur3854
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15. Hotspur3854 Wrote: | 19.32BST | Sep 29, 2008

"I am well in here Boss, she says I am hung like a Hamster - that's a good thing, right???"

knocsucow00
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16. knocsucow00 Wrote: | 19.34BST | Sep 29, 2008

One, Two, Three, Four,
I declare a thumb war!

Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
A sacking is my fate!

billybigspud
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17. billybigspud Wrote: | 19.39BST | Sep 29, 2008

so ar*ene i just press the button and this place is history.

Hotspur3854
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18. Hotspur3854 Wrote: | 19.41BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Hey Boss, she said if I can fuck her as good as I fucked this club then I can spend the night at her place - you will give me a reference, right?"

calebray
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19. calebray Wrote: | 19.43BST | Sep 29, 2008

yes arsene, you owe me a tenner - i told you they would take rasiak, double or quits says i can get away with offering dawson a new contract with a pay rise!!!!!!!!!

Recidivist
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20. Recidivist Wrote: | 19.43BST | Sep 29, 2008

Comolli responds to criticism, attempting to prove once and for all that he is not a useless wanker

Bobby Moonface
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21. Bobby Moonface Wrote: | 19.43BST | Sep 29, 2008

Great news chaps, I have just won a trophy. I have been voted "Cunt of the Millenium"

Acc
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22. Acc Wrote: | 19.50BST | Sep 29, 2008

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the violence, but I guess I would've liked to have seen some positive message about how Trevor had learned that it was pointless, or maybe an insight into the passion for a football club that can make someone carry out such obscene acts. However, I saw none of this: it reads like a diary, with each chapter listing the senseless acts that Tanner and his "firm" carried out, the various pubs they smashed up and groups of fans they fought with. Coupled with the revelation that Tanner actually stopped liking football and ended up just going to/around matches for violence's sake disgusted me. I have to admit I didn't read it all the way through, so maybe there's a glimmer of something positive in there, but I seriously doubt it.

Football violence isn't something to be celebrated and that's exactly what this book does.

Hotspur3854
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23. Hotspur3854 Wrote: | 19.51BST | Sep 29, 2008

Hey Boss, I just told her the "we are aiming for a top 4 place joke" - I told you it was bloody funny.

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24. hartlane2000 Wrote: | 19.51BST | Sep 29, 2008

Hey Daniel have you read that load of crap that Jaunde has written on the official site tonight ? Nice one we couldnt have made that up ! Or did we ......?

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25. Spurs8182 Wrote: | 19.51BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Thanks Arsene these kids are great, the site you told me was amazing, there so young!"

Sorry if i have upset anyone, it had to be done.

BruceCastle
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26. BruceCastle Wrote: | 19.52BST | Sep 29, 2008

Dan, she likes the way you smell!

Bristol Jim
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27. Bristol Jim Wrote: | 19.52BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Pull my thumb!"

Spurs8182
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28. Spurs8182 Wrote: | 19.52BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Thumbs up who wants to play Swansea City next year"?

Yossell
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29. Yossell Wrote: | 19.55BST | Sep 29, 2008

Job done, Danny boy. I've just signed another winger.....Stanley Matthews

wembleyspurs
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30. wembleyspurs Wrote: | 19.56BST | Sep 29, 2008

Ever heard about the size of your thumb being compared to the size of your dick? I just gave her a glimpse.

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31. Hotspur3854 Wrote: | 19.57BST | Sep 29, 2008

"I told her that my cock was the same size as this thumb and she told me that she knew where I could put it - these English women are such fun, non??? I do get laid, right???"

Nayim
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32. Nayim Wrote: | 19.59BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Va te faire foutre imbéciles"

billybigspud
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33. billybigspud Wrote: | 20.00BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

i hate to be critical but i don't think you're gonna win it ;)

summerspur
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34. summerspur Wrote: | 20.01BST | Sep 29, 2008

i am not spartacus

He's a Yiddo
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35. He's a Yiddo Wrote: | 20.03BST | Sep 29, 2008

*Signalling to Assou-Ekotto*

"I can't believe he's playing you either!"

Ginge1
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36. Ginge1 Wrote: | 20.25BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Jim has fixed it for me to be Director of football at an English premier league team!"

I'm saying it to myelf in a sh1t Jimmy Saville accent even though its DC who's supposed to be saying it, ah well made me laugh! Simple things! ;)

Ginge1
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37. Ginge1 Wrote: | 20.28BST | Sep 29, 2008

or

I only joined for the blazer badge & tie combo, ah ha....knowing me Damian Commoli knowing you Mrs Job Centre worker!

David Russell
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38. David Russell Wrote: | 20.30BST | Sep 29, 2008

4-5-1 !!

HarryHotspur
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39. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.30BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

Hi Acc,

The HH library is frankly a sprawling mess encompassing some works that are, shall we say, more mainstream than others.

One 'wing' of the library has the tomes of writers who do/have operated in what I can only call a twilight zone.

Dave Courtney, Freddie Foreman, Roy Shaw, Joey Pyle. These are men who led lives that were extraordinary. Which is to say out of the ordinary.

To object to what went on (in their worlds) simply on the grounds it was 'not very nice' is absolutely your perogative.

You are entitled to say, 'I wouldn't want to be stuck in a lift with so and so, because I think he's a _____'

But to the very best of my knowledge very very few 'civilians'/'non combatants' were ever involved in these people's anecdotes.

However, 'these people' as you might refer to them (my words, not yours) do make for a bloody good read.

You may wish to look down your nose at Tanner, but in common with the authors named above, I actually respect their honesty. If any of them attempted to glorify picking off innocent members of the public me and a whole army of book buyers would have evapourated a long time ago.

"Football violence isn't to be celebrated."

Nobody asked you to do so. Would be my response.

Hope that sheds some light.

Marcus
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40. Marcus Wrote: | 20.31BST | Sep 29, 2008

'My newest signing Luka Modric, sitting next to me, is only a little larger than my thumb'. t

HarryHotspur
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41. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.33BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

i hate to be critical but i don't think you're gonna win it ;)

And your Avatar is tip top too Tommy!

The old 'Fortunately I keep them numbered...' from Walk The Line springs to mind...

HarryHotspur
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42. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.34BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to summerspur:

i am not spartacus

You're just showing off, as fucking usual. ;)

munso
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43. munso Wrote: | 20.34BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Right, we have Berbatov, Keene and Defoe all battling for 2 places up front, we have'nt had a decent defensive midfielder for years....Hmmmm......Ive got it! Lets spend £16mill on Darren Bent!"

munso
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44. munso Wrote: | 20.34BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Thumbs up for Lenny!"

Danny East Stand
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45. Danny East Stand Wrote: | 20.34BST | Sep 29, 2008

'I've managed to get this one out, but i dont seem to be able to pull the other one out of my arse' - Damien Comolli 2008

HarryHotspur
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46. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.36BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to Ginge1:

or

I only joined for the blazer badge & tie combo, ah ha....knowing me Damian Commoli knowing you Mrs Job Centre worker!

Sue Cook.

I've got a better idea.

Why don't you shove it up your ars*.

Danny East Stand
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47. Danny East Stand Wrote: | 20.36BST | Sep 29, 2008

'The Hudd's got more chins than the woman behind me, but far less talent' - Comolli 2008

knocsucow00
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48. knocsucow00 Wrote: | 20.38BST | Sep 29, 2008

Commoli: I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

HarryHotspur
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49. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.38BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to Nayim:

"Va te faire foutre imbéciles"

Bonnet de Douche.

9__37
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50. 9__37 Wrote: | 20.40BST | Sep 29, 2008

"What's that? 'Plato hypothesises that the common words of language aren't names of the physical objects we can see but, rather, the things we can't - things that can only be apprehended with the mind.'? Too right, mate - I say that all the time."

dancingbarber
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51. dancingbarber Wrote: | 20.44BST | Sep 29, 2008

I told Rafa he could have Pointy Shouty for £20mill and he snatched my fingers off.

9__37
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52. 9__37 Wrote: | 20.45BST | Sep 29, 2008

"I know. After six games, still this much short of three points. Magnifique, n'est pas?"

Is that Hillary Clinton in the background, by the way?

BruceCastle
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53. BruceCastle Wrote: | 20.45BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Money for nothinng and chicks for free!"

9__37
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54. 9__37 Wrote: | 20.49BST | Sep 29, 2008

"You spilled spot remover over your dog and now you can't find him? You and your Eengleesh humour!"

9__37
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55. 9__37 Wrote: | 20.51BST | Sep 29, 2008

"And with my other thumb I can tickle zis laydee behind me."

HarryHotspur
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56. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.51BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

"What's that? 'Plato hypothesises that the common words of language aren't names of the physical objects we can see but, rather, the things we can't - things that can only be apprehended with the mind.'? Too right, mate - I say that all the time."

You're banned.

If it hasn't been made clear to you before.

Let me spell it out now.

Your entires are immeadiately disqualified.

I must at least make this LOOK like an open competition.

jolsgonemental
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57. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 20.53BST | Sep 29, 2008

How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a blender.

Trembly
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58. Trembly Wrote: | 20.54BST | Sep 29, 2008

“A rule of thumb for an ignoramus is that he makes his decisions so idiotically that nothing that may happen as a result of them can surprise him, much less drain his power.”

Sorry for the misquote Carlos :(

HarryHotspur
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59. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.54BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

"I know. After six games, still this much short of three points. Magnifique, n'est pas?"

Is that Hillary Clinton in the background, by the way?

Not sure, but certainly has Chelsea's teeth.

jolsgonemental
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60. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 20.55BST | Sep 29, 2008

why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets

HarryHotspur
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61. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.56BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to jolsgonemental:

How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a blender.

We have a winner. 8O




BruceCastle
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62. BruceCastle Wrote: | 20.57BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to 9__37:

"I know. After six games, still this much short of three points. Magnifique, n'est pas?"

Is that Hillary Clinton in the background, by the way?

Not sure, but certainly has Chelsea's teeth.

And Hilda Ogden's smile.

HarryHotspur
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63. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 20.59BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to jolsgonemental:

why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets

Don't know...

9__37
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64. 9__37 Wrote: | 21.01BST | Sep 29, 2008

He looks like he's descending an escalator.

HarryHotspur
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65. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.01BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to 9__37:

"I know. After six games, still this much short of three points. Magnifique, n'est pas?"

Is that Hillary Clinton in the background, by the way?

Not sure, but certainly has Chelsea's teeth.

And Hilda Ogden's smile.

Ohhhhhhh. A phrase that pays. =D =D =D
Is DC the Stan Ogden of THFC???

Ginge1
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66. Ginge1 Wrote: | 21.01BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Ginge1:

or

I only joined for the blazer badge & tie combo, ah ha....knowing me Damian Commoli knowing you Mrs Job Centre worker!

Sue Cook.

I've got a better idea.

Why don't you shove it up your ars*.

=D

9__37
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67. 9__37 Wrote: | 21.03BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Mmmmm... Tastes like chocolate. What is it?"

elfranklins
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68. elfranklins Wrote: | 21.06BST | Sep 29, 2008

'yes indeed. A big thumbs up to someone taking over my job that actually knows what the fuck they are doing for a change. one taxi to highbury please'

9__37
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69. 9__37 Wrote: | 21.08BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Thank you for your support - athough, of course, these other 36,999 will disagree with you."

BruceCastle
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70. BruceCastle Wrote: | 21.09BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to BruceCastle:
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to 9__37:

"I know. After six games, still this much short of three points. Magnifique, n'est pas?"

Is that Hillary Clinton in the background, by the way?

Not sure, but certainly has Chelsea's teeth.

And Hilda Ogden's smile.

Ohhhhhhh. A phrase that pays. =D =D =D
Is DC the Stan Ogden of THFC???

Stan worked harder and knew how to clean windows!

elfranklins
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71. elfranklins Wrote: | 21.12BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to elfranklins:

'yes indeed. A big thumbs up to someone taking over my job that actually knows what the fuck they are doing for a change. one taxi to highbury please'

'Why mr comoli, thats the 5th time this week you've been at the dark end of the seven sisters rd. Whats the matter? forgot your paycheck?"

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72. Loopz17 Wrote: | 21.18BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to BruceCastle:

I think the criticism of me is unfair. See...I do have one opposable thumb.

Mr Levy he say yes!! I can go blow more millions in January and produce more sh*te.

BruceCastle
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73. BruceCastle Wrote: | 21.21BST | Sep 29, 2008

"What a good boy am I!....

Fuck! Has anyone seen my plum?"

9__37
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74. 9__37 Wrote: | 21.38BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Like Ollie, I can't get mine to work, either LINK ."

HornchurchYids
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75. HornchurchYids Wrote: | 21.39BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Oooh Mr Levy, Mr Levy. I got super glue on my thumb and now it's stuck on my chin. Do you have something else that I can suck?"

HarryHotspur
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76. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.39BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

"Like Ollie, I can't get mine to work, either LINK ."

Banned
Banned
Banned

;)

HarryHotspur
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77. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 21.41BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to Ginge1:

or

I only joined for the blazer badge & tie combo, ah ha....knowing me Damian Commoli knowing you Mrs Job Centre worker!

Sue Cook.

I've got a better idea.

Why don't you shove it up your ars*.

=D

Terry's Orange??? :P

Acc
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78. Acc Wrote: | 21.43BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

Hi Acc,

The HH library is frankly a sprawling mess encompassing some works that are, shall we say, more mainstream than others.

One 'wing' of the library has the tomes of writers who do/have operated in what I can only call a twilight zone.

Dave Courtney,...

Hi Harry,

I can see your point about reading such material for interest's sake, rather than on a basis of being pro/anti the subject matter. Perhaps I was a little short-sighted in some respects, as it is always up to the reader to take what is written and make their own judgements, based on how they perceive it.

However, I'm not convinced that I should respect the authors' honesty: Someone who carries out these acts doesn't deserve respect just because they choose to tell you about it.

I'll be keeping an eye out for the interview with an open mind.

9__37
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79. 9__37 Wrote: | 21.44BST | Sep 29, 2008

Not a lot of people know, but the jacket buttons are a clue to how Bentley will take corners. Top button done up and bottom button open means Bentley will tap his chest three times before delivery. Buttons reversed means four taps. Both buttons done up means fine weather at Musselburgh and a fish supper.

TMWNN
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80. TMWNN Wrote: | 21.46BST | Sep 29, 2008

The slut: The ego of this bloke, when I stuck my thumb up his arse, he didn't like it. When he sticks his own one up it, everyone has to know how good he is.

Legoverlass
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81. Legoverlass Wrote: | 21.46BST | Sep 29, 2008

Hey Daniel, look on the bright side we have twice as many points as this =D

9__37
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82. 9__37 Wrote: | 21.51BST | Sep 29, 2008

"But, you see? Wiz my left 'and I can pull ze dagger out of my back, mais non..?"

(Gallic shrug followed, not caiught on camera.)

jumpyyid
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83. jumpyyid Wrote: | 21.56BST | Sep 29, 2008

He's quoting Voltaire:

"As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities"

I believe this man is an absurdity, and will continue to commit atrocities until people simply stop believing in him.
Once that happens he'll melt like Judge Doom did in Roger Rabbit. Hopefully not in the board room :D

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84. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 21.57BST | Sep 29, 2008

The hardest time in anyones life is when you who to kill someone you love. just because they are the devil.

BruceCastle
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85. BruceCastle Wrote: | 21.59BST | Sep 29, 2008

"I just traded Steed and Teemu for these smart his and hers blazers! More good news to come...."

Doubting Thomas
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86. Doubting Thomas Wrote: | 22.01BST | Sep 29, 2008

" Happy 12th anniversary!You can count on me Arsene, if Spurs get 12 points they'll be lucky!"

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87. billybigspud Wrote: | 22.02BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to BruceCastle:
Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to 9__37:

"I know. After six games, still this much short of three points. Magnifique, n'est pas?"

Is that Hillary Clinton in the background, by the way?

Not sure, but certainly has Chelsea's teeth.

And Hilda Ogden's smile.

Ohhhhhhh. A phrase that pays. =D =D =D
Is DC the Stan Ogden of THFC???

do you think he has a murial at home? 8O 8O 8O

jolsgonemental
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88. jolsgonemental Wrote: | 22.02BST | Sep 29, 2008

what do you do if a bird craps on your head?
dont ask her out again.

9__37
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89. 9__37 Wrote: | 22.05BST | Sep 29, 2008

I blame it on the banking crisis. Global shares have all fallen. This time last year 2 points was worth 5.

BruceCastle
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90. BruceCastle Wrote: | 22.06BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to jolsgonemental:

what do you do if a bird craps on your head?
dont ask her out again.

Try a different position with her?

BruceCastle
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91. BruceCastle Wrote: | 22.07BST | Sep 29, 2008

He seems to be smiling in the picture not ranting and shouting.

HarryHotspur
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92. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 22.10BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to Acc:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

Hi Acc,

The HH library is frankly a sprawling mess encompassing some works that are, shall we say, more mainstream than others.

One 'wing' of the library has the tomes of writers who do/have operated in what I can only call a twilight zone.

Dave Courtney,...

Hi Harry,

I can see your point about reading such material for interest's sake, rather than on a basis of being pro/anti the subject matter. Perhaps I was a little short-sighted in some respects, as it is always up to the reader to take what is written and make their own judgements,...

Acc, Excellent reply.

"I'll be keeping an eye out for the interview with an open mind."

Good man.

9__37
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93. 9__37 Wrote: | 22.16BST | Sep 29, 2008

Phoenix Lander has located dust on Mars resembling Spurs' missing points, evidence that the team probably once scored goals and won matches, albeit a long time ago.

Despite the findings, there are still no new discoveries in the exciting search for life in Spurs' midfield.

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94. PLN Wrote: | 22.16BST | Sep 29, 2008

The man from Del Monte, he say.... "yes"

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95. TMWNN Wrote: | 22.17BST | Sep 29, 2008

Where is the interview?

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96. 7screws Wrote: | 22.26BST | Sep 29, 2008

"who has one thumb and is a horrible director?"

"this guy" =D

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97. 9__37 Wrote: | 22.27BST | Sep 29, 2008

"Did you put the whooppee cushion on my chair?"

Imagine 36,000, voting with their arse. LINK If it doesn't get the confidence back, at least the opposition will be preoccupied with jollity, much like the Monty Python Lethal Joke against the Germans sketch.

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98. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 22.33BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to TMWNN:

Where is the interview?

On its way, dear...

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99. BruceCastle Wrote: | 22.36BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

"Did you put the whooppee cushion on my chair?"

Imagine 36,000, voting with their arse. ..." rel="nofollow">LINK

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ...

Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Ha ha ha ha ha-thud.

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100. Son of Mun Wrote: | 22.37BST | Sep 29, 2008

On the other hand, I've crossed my fingers!

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101. Nicolabertionlyjust30 Wrote: | 22.37BST | Sep 29, 2008

Hopefully he is saying 'I have just recieved the chairmans vote of confidence'

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102. OneDayRamos Wrote: | 22.42BST | Sep 29, 2008

"smell my thumb!"

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103. lamf Wrote: | 22.46BST | Sep 29, 2008

this is all i was left with after working with that circular saw. cut me other arm clean off too.

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104. soccer hurts Wrote: | 22.48BST | Sep 29, 2008

after seeing most of the games this season ,i can t say anything else then this. i miss Martin Jol. two 5 fifth and one bad starter the next year. so we get our high profile manager that did good one place ,just like svennis ,the swedish guy who had his chances in the uk. and have nothing to show for. and this might be the end of ramos uk visit as well.
But the good part in all of this is that kevin keagen need something to do at the moment. But what would be better than seeing leavy humble him self in hamburg and bagging our old hero to come back and bring us back

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105. billybigspud Wrote: | 22.50BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to BruceCastle:
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"I know. After six games, still this much short of three points. Magnifique, n'est pas?"

Is that Hillary Clinton in the background, by the way?

Not sure, but certainly has Chelsea's teeth.

And Hilda Ogden's smile.

Ohhhhhhh. A phrase that pays. =D =D =D
Is DC the Stan Ogden of THFC???

i just gave myself a bum moustache.

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106. 9__37 Wrote: | 22.53BST | Sep 29, 2008

Joe Kinnear reckons the cartoon army are safe.

"Big teams have gone down in the past but, no, Newcastle won't go down at all," he says. "No danger whatsoever."

I like that 'at all' phrase. A club either stays up or goes down. It doesn't stay up or go down 'a bit.'

I'm relived. I thought Joe was being serious at first.

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107. OneDayRamos Wrote: | 22.55BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to soccer hurts:

after seeing most of the games this season ,i can t say anything else then this. i miss Martin Jol. two 5 fifth and one bad starter the next year. so we get our high profile manager that did good one place ,just like svennis ,the swedish guy who had his chances in the uk. and have nothing to show...

I have to disagree .. we all knew Jol had his shortcomings .. he could'nt hold onto a lead .. and he had the best striker partnership the prem has ever seen ..

On the other hand Seville were playing the best football anyone had ever seen .. pity Commoli did not recognise that it was probably more to do with the players at his disposal and also the manager's erratic job pattern ..

Commoli is largley to blame .. time to give someone else a go at the chequebook ..

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108. Dave Wrote: | 22.59BST | Sep 29, 2008

Hands up whos looking forward to life in the Championship :P

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109. 9__37 Wrote: | 23.01BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to OneDayRamos:

Reply to soccer hurts:

after seeing most of the games this season ,i can t say anything else then this. i miss Martin Jol. two 5 fifth and one bad starter the next year. so we get our high profile manager that did good one place ,just like svennis ,the swedish guy who had his chances in the uk. and have nothing to show...

I have to disagree .. we all knew Jol had his shortcomings .. he could'nt hold onto a lead .. and he had the best striker partnership the prem has ever seen ..

On the other hand Seville were playing the best football anyone had ever seen .. pity Commoli did not recognise that it...

The fans are in receipt of an I.O.U.. About time we got what's due. COYS

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110. BruceCastle Wrote: | 23.05BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to Dave:

Hands up whos looking forward to life in the Championship :P

I've seen it before. There up sides to go down:
LINK
It was my first ever and most memorable trip to WHL

Enjoy

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111. 9__37 Wrote: | 23.08BST | Sep 29, 2008

If we stick with Ramos and Poyet, the worse that can happen is we get relegated. If we exchange them for another coaching team the worse that can happen is we get relegated.

May as well get behind the staff we have. Time to stay calm and stabilise, not panic and rock. Ramos and Poyet aren't stupid, but we currently have a few klutzes on the pitch. Any players not pulling their weight are pushing their luck. Now is the time for all good balls to descend into their respective sacks and men to stand up.

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112. BruceCastle Wrote: | 23.10BST | Sep 29, 2008

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Hands up whos looking forward to life in the Championship :P

I've seen it before. There up sides to go down:
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113. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 23.14BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

Joe Kinnear reckons the cartoon army are safe.

"Big teams have gone down in the past but, no, Newcastle won't go down at all," he says. "No danger whatsoever."

I like that 'at all' phrase. A club either stays up or goes down. It doesn't stay up or go down 'a bit.'...

Here's to a man who's book was called, 'Still Crazy.'

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114. 9__37 Wrote: | 23.16BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Dave:

Hands up whos looking forward to life in the Championship :P

I've seen it before. There up sides to go down:
LINK
It was my first ever and most memorable trip to WHL

Enjoy

A few extremely decent deliveries from Hod. Of course, the ball was heavier then, air was thinner, and many a monkey-nut merchant wore a scruffy overcoat.

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115. BruceCastle Wrote: | 23.17BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

Reply to BruceCastle:
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Hands up whos looking forward to life in the Championship :P

I've seen it before. There up sides to go down:
LINK
It was my first ever and most memorable trip to WHL

Enjoy

A few extremely decent deliveries from Hod. Of course, the ball was heavier then, air was thinner, and many a monkey-nut merchant wore a scruffy overcoat.

And many a fan crunched the shells in scuffed monkey boots.

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116. 9__37 Wrote: | 23.19BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to 9__37:

Joe Kinnear reckons the cartoon army are safe.

"Big teams have gone down in the past but, no, Newcastle won't go down at all," he says. "No danger whatsoever."

I like that 'at all' phrase. A club either stays up or goes down. It doesn't stay up or go down 'a bit.'...

Here's to a man who's book was called, 'Still Crazy.'

"Every second there is always someone who wants to stab you in the back."

In for me! In for me!

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117. 9__37 Wrote: | 23.21BST | Sep 29, 2008

Reply to 9__37:

Reply to HarryHotspur:
Reply to 9__37:

Joe Kinnear reckons the cartoon army are safe.

"Big teams have gone down in the past but, no, Newcastle won't go down at all," he says. "No danger whatsoever."

I like that 'at all' phrase. A club either stays up or goes down. It doesn't stay up or go down 'a bit.'...

Here's to a man who's book was called, 'Still Crazy.'

"Every second there is always someone who wants to stab you in the back."

In for me! In for me!

"Every second I turn a corner here it is Kevin Keegan. What else can I say?"

Just get the corners to coach the players.

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118. HarryHotspur Wrote: | 23.22BST | Sep 29, 2008

On an entirely unrelated note...


LINK


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119. 9__37 Wrote: | 23.24BST | Sep 29, 2008

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On an entirely unrelated note...


LINK


Aha! Now I see why DC is thumbing a taxi.

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120. skinless Wrote: | 23.29BST | Sep 29, 2008

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"Thanks Arsene these kids are great, the site you told me was amazing, there so young!"

Sorry if i have upset anyone, it had to be done.

Nice, if you dont win it's a fix fella

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121. BruceCastle Wrote: | 23.34BST | Sep 29, 2008

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On an entirely unrelated note...


LINK


Not entiely unrelated:
Like the tottenham, she also looks a little exposed on the left ;)

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122. skinless Wrote: | 23.37BST | Sep 29, 2008

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On an entirely unrelated note...


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Harry, I feel better about my ‘unhealthy’ obsession with Nigella now that I know I’m not alone.
Who would have thought something so voluptuously delightful could have been produced from the loins of a deeply ugly man such as Nigel? There’s no accounting for genetics eh?

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123. 9__37 Wrote: | 23.40BST | Sep 29, 2008

Perhaps we'll see a damage limitation exercise till the January transfer window when, allegedly, we'll buy Arshavin to pair up with Pav. Pity they'll both be knackered by that point. I think Gomes has been one of our best players so far.

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124. totspud Wrote: | 23.53BST | Sep 29, 2008

please be patient.... i promise heskey is coming in january

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125. onedavemackay Wrote: | 23.57BST | Sep 29, 2008

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On an entirely unrelated note...


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That's WHY I love you Harold Hotspur. You know a tiny bit of smut or rather two enormous enchilados will brighten even the gloomiest of days.

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126. billybigspud Wrote: | 00.04BST | Sep 30, 2008

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to Dave:

Hands up whos looking forward to life in the Championship :P

I've seen it before. There up sides to go down:
LINK
It was my first ever and most memorable trip to WHL

Enjoy

"sweet sweet the mem'rys you gave to me" 8) 8) :D

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127. BruceCastle Wrote: | 00.18BST | Sep 30, 2008

Playing in the 2nd Division and crowd is going mental!

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128. yid4life87 Wrote: | 00.21BST | Sep 30, 2008

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

I completely agree. Both the film "Football Factory" and the TV series "Real Football Factories glorify senseless violence in the name of supporting a football club. Such beaviour is abhorrent and it's that kind of idiotic belligerism that gives real supporters a bad name.

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129. Peter Rogers Wrote: | 00.22BST | Sep 30, 2008

"you thought the summer transfers were bad"

"well in january this thumbs going right up my arse with the other one and I'm doing feck all"

"OH the joys of being a director of football"

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130. skinless Wrote: | 00.23BST | Sep 30, 2008

Reply to totspud:

please be patient.... i promise heskey is coming in january

Don’t get our hopes up totspud! I dream of Heskey! Is it me or has Pav got Rasiak written all over him?

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131. shelf 16 Wrote: | 00.28BST | Sep 30, 2008

Not long now, Arsene. Fait accompli!

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132. skinless Wrote: | 00.32BST | Sep 30, 2008

Reply to yid4life87:

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

I completely agree. Both the film "Football Factory" and the TV series "Real Football Factories glorify senseless violence in the name of supporting a football club. Such beaviour is abhorrent and it's that kind of idiotic belligerism that gives real supporters a bad name.

On the other hand it’s an embossed bit of titillating fiction that anyone with half a brain can separate from the real world.

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133. BruceCastle Wrote: | 00.36BST | Sep 30, 2008

Reply to skinless:

Reply to yid4life87:
Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

I completely agree. Both the film "Football Factory" and the TV series "Real Football Factories glorify senseless violence in the name of supporting a football club. Such beaviour is abhorrent and it's that kind of idiotic belligerism that gives real supporters a bad name.

On the other hand it’s an embossed bit of titillating fiction that anyone with half a brain can separate from the real world.

The other half of my brain got kicked in.

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134. billybigspud Wrote: | 00.38BST | Sep 30, 2008

Reply to yid4life87:

Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

I completely agree. Both the film "Football Factory" and the TV series "Real Football Factories glorify senseless violence in the name of supporting a football club. Such beaviour is abhorrent and it's that kind of idiotic belligerism that gives real supporters a bad name.

is belligerism a new kind of harry-monk?. ;)

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135. skinless Wrote: | 00.40BST | Sep 30, 2008

Reply to billybigspud:

Reply to yid4life87:
Reply to Acc:

As a regular reader (and listener to your interviews on Football Fancast), I must admit that I'm surprised and disappointed that you would choose to endorse "Tottenham Massive" on your site Harry.

I'm not quite sure what I was hoping for, when I picked it up. Sure, I was expecting the...

I completely agree. Both the film "Football Factory" and the TV series "Real Football Factories glorify senseless violence in the name of supporting a football club. Such beaviour is abhorrent and it's that kind of idiotic belligerism that gives real supporters a bad name.

is belligerism a new kind of harry-monk?. ;)

I think it’s a venereal disease

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136. skinless Wrote: | 00.43BST | Sep 30, 2008

A course of antibiotics and a few days in bed and you’re right as rain

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