What The Blackburn Lot Are Thinking

Good work Harry - you've got them worried...

Anyway this is why Gomes ballsed it up - either his twin brother's a Fulham fan, or it's a case of split personality...

LINK

H, Since I'm completely lacking wit and wisdom, may I be the first wino to congratulate you on a great interview. Just the right combination of sarcasm, contempt and irony. Great work

HH

I imagine there will be a few Blackburn Wanderers fans checking out your site now?

A warm welcome to all you Yorkshire folk!

D'ya ken Ted Moult?

My cousin lives about a mile away from Ewood (poor bastard) and after a few rounds of bitter I go and see the away fixture there most seasons. The place has about as much atmosphere the local labour exchange and far more empty seats.

You're right about Ince Harry. In over his oversized head. If we can come out swinging with pace and forward passing we will catstrate the Rovers. If we come like we did at John Craven's Cottage, I am worried. I can't watch corners against us anymore. Its bad for my ticker.

I say we start with Cesar and have Alnwick on the bench. Gomes needs a few hundred volts of shock therapy.

I am hoping that this season surprise inclusion to Im A Celeb turns out to be Gormless.

I think its best for everyone if he is sent to a remote jungle for a few weeks.

or dropped out of a plane.

Just no challenges that involve catching. not really his bag.


the Blackburnian sounds alright. but he is not wrong 2-1 spurs. Bent and Ferdinand.

My addled brain can't recall any memorable encounters between the two clubs, but does anyone remember a game at the Lane where Judas played up front, or have I made that clean up?

I think we're going to need more bite in midfield if we're to win this one. Maybe the inclusion of O'Hara or even the prince.

"The Peter Principle". I can't think of a more fitting application of the term.

I commend you, dear boy, on a first class interview. There were snickers. There were chuckles. There were good times.

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Good work Harry - you've got them worried...

Anyway this is why Gomes ballsed it up - either his twin brother's a Fulham fan, or it's a case of split personality...
...

You know, I always fancied Jussi Jaaskelainen. Not in a count the legs and divide by two kind of way, you understand, but certainly in a unsung, underestimated between the sticks kind of way.

I was surprised when no move was made last year when he was dithering over his contract, but it appears that youth is the rub.

More Kameni links in about...43 days then.

How dare you suggest I'd want to speak to any of the filth that daub on your virtual walls, in a pub or anywhere else?!
Bentley to score, inevitable Gomes offering, Pav winner, seven yellows, two on Bentley!
Bum ba dum bum bum, YIDS!

HH can you add under the "I'm a miserable sod" Sir Alan quote, "You're fired" Daniel Levy?

Remember the last time i saw Blackburn at home. 1995. Shearer scored both i think in a 2-0 loss. They won the league that year.

Unsurprisingly this isn't a fixture I usually want to go out of my way to see, but i booked this when Wendy was still in charge in the vain hope that my lucky streak would get us a win. I haven't seen Spurs lose at the Lane or on the road since a 1999 trip to Wet Spam.

So bring on Sunday....I've jinxed it haven't I

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How dare you suggest I'd want to speak to any of the filth that daub on your virtual walls, in a pub or anywhere else?!
Bentley to score, inevitable Gomes offering, Pav winner, seven yellows, two on Bentley!
Bum ba dum bum bum, YIDS!

How do you know you're in the first group referenced, and not the second...?

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Reply to Poshspur:

How dare you suggest I'd want to speak to any of the filth that daub on your virtual walls, in a pub or anywhere else?!
Bentley to score, inevitable Gomes offering, Pav winner, seven yellows, two on Bentley!
Bum ba dum bum bum, YIDS!

How do you know you're in the first group referenced, and not the second...?

You bitch! A glance at my back catalogue will answer that.....don't check!

Classic encounter from the past. 1963-64 at the Lane. Blackburn were top, we were second and the atmosphere - believe it or not - was electric. As usual we went 1-0 down, then played them off the park winning 4-1 to go top. I think Greavsie troubled the scorers. Funny that, they're one place above us again going into this game but the stakes are a little bit higher now.

Nice little piece Harry. His pessimistic outlook for Sunday bodes well, and I'm getting to think our home form will be our strength under Redknapp.

this is all well and good, and the "drop gomes" thing has gone beyond irony but a matter of a far more serious nature concerns me, the distance between nigella pics.
am i really gonna have to wait until the west ham game for a serious tit feast

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Reply to Hoopspur:

Good work Harry - you've got them worried...

Anyway this is why Gomes ballsed it up - either his twin brother's a Fulham fan, or it's a case of split personality...
...

You know, I always fancied Jussi Jaaskelainen. Not in a count the legs and divide by two kind of way, you understand, but certainly in a unsung, underestimated between the sticks kind of way.

I was surprised when no move was made last year when he was dithering over his contract, but...

I agree with you - but I did mean the front row of the accompanying pic to that Daily Mail tosh. My crap e-mail writing I guess - note to myself - must explain myself more...

anyway Mr hoopspur has left the building.

Interesting interview 'arry! I would 'ope that you'd 'ave more fath in our 'otspurs, mate!This is pretty close to a 6 pointer, and if we want to avoid the Coca-Cola League, we'd better grab this one by the scruff of the neck and shake three points from it!
PS Please consider me a 'wino', 'arry. Cheers!!

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Reply to Hoopspur:

Good work Harry - you've got them worried...

Anyway this is why Gomes ballsed it up - either his twin brother's a Fulham fan, or it's a case of split personality...
...

You know, I always fancied Jussi Jaaskelainen. Not in a count the legs and divide by two kind of way, you understand, but certainly in a unsung, underestimated between the sticks kind of way.

I was surprised when no move was made last year when he was dithering over his contract, but...

I agree with you - but I did mean the front row of the accompanying pic to that Daily Mail tosh. My crap e-mail writing I guess - note to myself - must explain myself more...

anyway Mr hoopspur has left the building.

Oh no, I got what you meant, Hoopy. But those are the away fans - meaning that slack jawed yokel who looks vaguely like the slack jawed yokel currently scooping the ball into the back of the net is probably a Spurs fan.

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My addled brain can't recall any memorable encounters between the two clubs, but does anyone remember a game at the Lane where Judas played up front, or have I made that clean up?

I think we're going to need more bite in midfield if we're to win this one. Maybe the inclusion of O'Hara...

Judas played up frot alongside Iversen against Liverpoo in the League Cup several seasons ago and we won 3 -1.

I may neen some help/medication, you decide but I realy do have faith in Gomes. I honestly believe that when/if we have a settled defence and midfield who don't conceed so much possesion he will be the world class Goalie we need.

And for the love of all things Spurs don't give him a hard time at the lane because that would be entirely counterproductive.

Now off to make an appointment with my shrink!!!

Damn. I was going bring my double bull horn for blasting during their corners.

Suggestion:
---------Sanchez
Hutton Corluka Woodgate BAE
Bentley Zokora Thud Campbell
---------Modric-------------
----------Bent--------------

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Suggestion:
---------Sanchez
Hutton Corluka Woodgate BAE
Bentley Zokora Thud Campbell
---------Modric-------------
----------Bent--------------

Not sure if dropping Gomes is the answer. He continues to make excellent saves on a regular basis, saves Robinson wasnt making. If we can get him to improve his decision making abilities, knowing when to come and when to stay on his line, when to punch ans when to catch, and how not to push the ball bac into open play after a save, then we'd be laughing. At the minute, everyone else is laughing at us, and I can't blame them.

I was in Krakow on my Stag over the weekend, which was excellent. Only down side was waiting on the Spurs highlights on Polish TV and having to witness that attempted save. Terrible goal, and all round terrible performance. Lets hope its better come Sunday.

Campbell just bagged one for U21's. O'Hara, Lennon and Pekhart also playing, worth keeping an eye on the game fellas.

From the club website right now

Club announcement

The Club can report that Hans Leitert, First Team Goalkeeping Coach, has left the coaching staff.

Hans joined us during the close season and we should like to thank him for his contribution and wish him well.

An announcement regarding a new appointment will be made in due course.

'If we can get him to improve his decision making abilities, knowing when to come and when to stay on his line, when to punch ans when to catch, and how not to push the ball bac into open play after a save..'

You'd think a keeper that cost as much as he did should have already learnt the basics.

I went to Krakow for our recent game there. I'm surprised you're not thinking about knocking your wedding on the head after being among all those little Polish cuties.

Definitely a case of sending all the ropey ones over here.

I am not sure about Gunter. He has failed to impress so far. BAE is a wally for certain, but he has displayed some determination that is lacking in Bale and Hutton at the moment.

While modric is our best, Charlie is our most valuable player in the new regime.

Ray Clemence.

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From the club website right now

Club announcement

The Club can report that Hans Leitert, First Team Goalkeeping Coach, has left the coaching staff.

Hans joined us during the close season and we should like to thank him for his contribution and wish him well....

Damn, I'm good!

Look, it's very simple; this is what we do:

------The Amazing Gomes------
Corluka-Woody-Alnwick-King-Bale
Bentley----Huddlestone----Lennon
-----------Lil' Luka----------
--------Dazzling Dazza--------

Stick with me, people. Basically, Alnwick generally scampers around a bit. And then whenever there's a set piece, The Amazing Gomes and Alnwick switch jerseys. Set piece over, switch back.

I may have to read between the lines a bit in the general FA rules, but so far, this is bulletproof.

or just put a dog lead gomes and tether him to the post during corners.

or not

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My addled brain can't recall any memorable encounters between the two clubs, but does anyone remember a game at the Lane where Judas played up front, or have I made that clean up?

I think we're going to need more bite in midfield if we're to win this one. Maybe the inclusion of O'Hara...

I was at that game where Rsole played as striker! Not great really.

Well Done HH!!!!!

Just read the comments on their site - and I thought some of us on here were negative! At least we get any negative and not just matter-of-fact negative like they seem to be. Blackbum, if managed and properly prepared for the game, have as good a chance as Flahm to getting a result - thankfully, I doubt Paul Ince is the man that can do that for them.

Hans Leitert leaving is a symptom that David Coles is coming to do to Huerelho what he did to David James i.e turn him into a consistently good goalkeeper. This is an interesting interview taken in 2004/5 whilst he was still in charge at Southampton. LINK

The key thing for me is his focus on the psychological aspects of a goalkeepers job. Hopefully he can instill some of this confidence and assuredness into Gomes' game soon. Probably won't be before next weekend, but long term if we were to get him in, this will be a good move imo.

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How do you prepare keepers for a game?

Mentally and physically, mentally obviously before game and throughout the week, physically obviously the same way. Usually we will go out about 2.15 before the game and we will warm up, jog, stretch once we have done that, my favourite saying is the ‘lets go to work' and then its straight into the handling drills we do. Short distance volleys long distance volleys, half volleys balls at a dip a swerve really everything that might happen to them in a game. We will go onto some crossing & shooting from long angles and then long distance shooting as you have seen the premier league you have got the likes of Tuguy, the Beckham's, the Scholes and Van Nisterlrooy all can hit the ball from great distances. Then we will work on one touch, two touch, dealing with a back pass, half volleying and volleying. Mentally preparing, talking to them about the week they have had getting the positives into them I am not a negative person when it comes to goal keeping.
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'any' negative is supposed to read 'angry' negative...

Good news on the Gomes front, possibly, we've binned the Ramos keeper coach and will announce a new one soon... Now anyone know anything about crosses? Anything?
Cue Kenny Rogers "The gambler"...."you've got to, know when to hold em..."!

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Classic encounter from the past. 1963-64 at the Lane. Blackburn were top, we were second and the atmosphere - believe it or not - was electric. As usual we went 1-0 down, then played them off the park winning 4-1 to go top. I think Greavsie troubled the scorers. Funny that, they're one place above...

Hi there,
Another classic encounter around the same time at Ewood. Rovers went 3-0 up in the first 15 mins, Greaves pulled 2 back before half-time and Rovers ran riot in the second half to win 7-2, which was (I think I'm right on saying), Spurs' heaviest league defeat until you lost 7-0 at Liverpool in the 1980s. Rovers were brilliant that day, Andy McEvoy scoring a hat-trick.
Looking to the weekend, 50 per cent of Rovers fans naturally want to win and the other half want a defeat to help push Ince towards the Ewood exit.

Stick with Gomes. He dropped the ball at the weekend and for a church-goer looks suspiciously wary of crosses, but if you look at the saves he's made this season already he's proved top-class. Some of his decision making needs looking at, but I sympathise with him too. He's playing with turnstile CB pairings and until we get some consisitency in this area there will always be a communication issues, meaning it's effing tough to boss the area. Looking through fantasy league keeper ratings yesterday and the boy is up there with the leagues top performers this year. That means little in the realities of 105 minutes we seem to play each week as the medical/dentistry teams spend ten mins patching the boys up, but it helps me to stick with the belief that Gomes is making more world class saves adn the same number of gaffs as Robbo was last season.

Get some confidence in him, try to instil some consistency in front of him (is it me or has Woody's confidence suffered) and get him bossing the area and we'll start to see how good the guy is.

Hello Harry i swear i seen gomes in harrods dropping a big parcell of the man with no passport hope it wasent glass.ps. got my calculator for sunday think we will win 6-3

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Hello Harry i swear i seen gomes in harrods dropping a big parcell of the man with no passport hope it wasent glass.ps. got my calculator for sunday think we will win 6-3

One day, I will figure out the code I need to understand your posts. And when I do, I expect enlightenment of biblical proportions.

Reply to Nunchucks:

Reply to davspur Guest:

Hello Harry i swear i seen gomes in harrods dropping a big parcell of the man with no passport hope it wasent glass.ps. got my calculator for sunday think we will win 6-3

One day, I will figure out the code I need to understand your posts. And when I do, I expect enlightenment of biblical proportions.

I was about to comment along similarly confused lines?! I fear there may be no code to crack, simply a lack of any form of intelligence? Harsh and I now expect a clumsy aggressive response. I deserve it though so...
Bless him, he is a Spur.
Did anyone hear a while back(it's probably been discussed) that a modeling agency in conjunction with HD tv, trawled the Prem grounds looking for the best looking football fans?! We were third! To put this into context though the bin dippers came top...I should say stole top place really.

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Hello Harry i swear i seen gomes in harrods dropping a big parcell of the man with no passport hope it wasent glass.ps. got my calculator for sunday think we will win 6-3

One day, I will figure out the code I need to understand your posts. And when I do, I expect enlightenment of biblical proportions.

Good call.

I deciphered some of the early texts of Divine Davspur and so far have discovered the true whereabouts of the Arc Of The Covenant, an earring belonging to Mde de Hotspur that had been missing for some four years.

I am also able to keep cut flowers alive in the house for nearly three months.

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Classic encounter from the past. 1963-64 at the Lane. Blackburn were top, we were second and the atmosphere - believe it or not - was electric. As usual we went 1-0 down, then played them off the park winning 4-1 to go top. I think Greavsie troubled the scorers. Funny that, they're one place above...

Hi there,
Another classic encounter around the same time at Ewood. Rovers went 3-0 up in the first 15 mins, Greaves pulled 2 back before half-time and Rovers ran riot in the second half to win 7-2, which was (I think I'm right on saying), Spurs' heaviest league defeat until you lost 7-0 at...

Welcome. That's a grim business when you want a loss to remove the manager. We Yids of course have no understanding of how that feels.

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Good news on the Gomes front, possibly, we've binned the Ramos keeper coach and will announce a new one soon... Now anyone know anything about crosses? Anything?
Cue Kenny Rogers "The gambler"...."you've got to, know when to hold em..."!

Kenny Rogers permenantly through the Lane's PA, I say....

Inspired.


If we can't laugh at ourselves....

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Just read the comments on their site - and I thought some of us on here were negative! At least we get any negative and not just matter-of-fact negative like they seem to be. Blackbum, if managed and properly prepared for the game, have as good a chance as Flahm to getting a result - thankfully, I d...

Tremblers, excellent find old boy.

The quote that had me sold was,

"What most do you work with on your keepers and why?

I think the big one is the physiological, dealing with mistakes especially when they have made a mistake in a major game or when they have made a mistake in training.

I try to tackle the mistakes straight away I am a great believer in managing mistakes,"



I admit I haven't heard any other goalie coaches speak out before, but this chap sounds the business.

4-4-2 then?

LINK

Blackburn the worst premier league ground (even worst than West Brom!) I've ever been to. I know a guy who paid £250 for his season ticket last year!

I remember Andy Reid getting thumped of that rubbish mug Andy Todd and not getting sent off!

Oh and the ground was only 3/4 full (a bit like Evertons!)

*off that rubbish mug!

Where's this BNP membership list that's caused all this kerfuffle then?

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Where's this BNP membership list that's caused all this kerfuffle then?

Try wikileaks

I found it on bnpmemberslist.com. Talk about hiding in plain sight.

JT isn't on it though, so it may not be up to date.

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I found it on bnpmemberslist.com. Talk about hiding in plain sight.

JT isn't on it though, so it may not be up to date.

JGM's probably in hiding.

HH, check out the front page of today's Standard.

You might like to use 3D glasses too.

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Where's this BNP membership list that's caused all this kerfuffle then?

You can have my copy... LINK

Reply to TMWNN:

HH, check out the front page of today's Standard.

You might like to use 3D glasses too.

Is it enough to make me go all trembly?

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Reply to TMWNN:

HH, check out the front page of today's Standard.

You might like to use 3D glasses too.

Is it enough to make me go all trembly?

Mediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

More injury woes for the scum.

Looks like Wenger will need a new shoulder to cry on.

You're not allowed to say chink...

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You're not allowed to say chink...

Or refer to the Welsh like that!

Scott Carrson is worse than Gomes FFS

I hope this England appearance and Bents miss there isnt going to rock his confidence leading to him losing form with our lads.
And Scott Carson and Terry, what are you at? clowns.

Poor carson. Bent just slipped hopefully wont effect his confidence but tbh rather he missed them now than on sun!

Well its always nice to show the hun just where he stands. You've got to stay on top of them, turn your back for a second, and they've gone and annexed the Sudetenland. Good work men, I'll put the kettle on.

I know they started it, but don't mention the war, Faulty.

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I know they started it, but don't mention the war, Faulty.

Fawlty, I mean LINK

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Well its always nice to show the hun just where he stands. You've got to stay on top of them, turn your back for a second, and they've gone and annexed the Sudetenland. Good work men, I'll put the kettle on.

It was all the fault of that dirty scrubber Alsace Lorraine.

His sister quiche was much nicer.

Speaking of injury woes: Modric has torn a bollock, out for two weeks allegedly.

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Speaking of injury woes: Modric has torn a bollock, out for two weeks allegedly.

News from the merkypast, how ironic.

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Speaking of injury woes: Modric has torn a bollock, out for two weeks allegedly.

Remind me never to book you to pass on bad news about me to any nearest or dearest

I'm not wise, witty or a wino, but my the war department says that i qualify as fucking "dull". So, what's all this about the Blackburn Nacker's and Pillock's list then?

I'm not wise, witty or a wino, but the war department says that i qualify as fucking "dull". So, what's all this about the Blackburn Nacker's and Pillock's list then?

(she's right, i can't even fucking proof read).

I am looking forward to seeing us play without Modric as he has been shite.

Hope Gomes is dropped. Happy to give him another go tho when he sorts himself out. He is clearly uncomfortable at the moment: be it his ribs, his gums, his head!? Give him a rest and see what happens in December or next year.

Bentley has been utter shite since he left Ewood park. He needs to be dropped but probably won't be so this weekend is a hard one to call as Zokora will probably be playing as well.

Headless football will ensue. IF Harry puts Ekotto in from the start (is he available?) then we may not be let off the hook the way Pool let us off the hook a few weeks back.

We shlould win this game but with Bentley + Zokora in I am thinking a 1-1. If Ekotto plays as well, then our chances of losing greatly increase.....

Modric was just starting to settle in and has recently been one of our (probably best) players.

Can't argue too much with the rest, but Bale needs to get it together soon. The left back position is quickly becoming a mare.

I'd play Lennon on the right and maybe O'Hara on the left.

-----------SANCHEZ
HUTTON WOODGATE CORLUKA BALE
------ZOKORA-HUDDLESTONE
LENNON---JENAS/FRAZIER---O'HARA
-----------BENT/PAV

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I am looking forward to seeing us play without Modric as he has been shite.

Hope Gomes is dropped. Happy to give him another go tho when he sorts himself out. He is clearly uncomfortable at the moment: be it his ribs, his gums, his head!? Give him a rest and see what happens in...

Modric’s our best player you thick cunt.

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I hope this England appearance and Bents miss there isnt going to rock his confidence leading to him losing form with our lads.
And Scott Carson and Terry, what are you at? clowns.

Was meaning to write this last night, but stayed on to watch the kraut interview with their boss. Imagine a live stadium based BBC coverage where after the game they got Capello to talk with Linker, Lawrenson etc. Last night it was Joachim Loew talking with the german presenter and retired goalie Oliver Kahnt. I'd love to see say Michjael Owen on the commentary team saying, to Fabio "I would've put that Bent chance away you armani clad garlic breath olive oil mucher".

As for Benty's miss....well the slip was unfortunate, but I think it was his composure more than his balance that let him down. If David Coles can make goalies learn from mistakes, then I hope Sir les can do something with Benty's psyche.

What occassionally irritates me about Bents game include:
1. His lack of apparent urgency. Yes no one expects him to actually get the ball when he chases the defenders down for it in the final third, but a bit more aggression and short distance sprinting would do him the world of good. It would make defenders more jittery and could force an error.
2. His demeanour when he's chasing them down is of a nice enough bloke on the opposite team that you'd be happy to have a pint with at the pub after. I'd rather he looked like an angry hungry rottweiler that would more likely crunch the defenders ankle in, than not get his ball.

He's clinical enough on his day and he does have good awareness of space and available runs, but last night he made a few positional decisions where he left the guy with the ball hardly any passing options to him. If only he put that goal away, it wold have been 2-0 and Bent would have been the talk of the town. As it is we have to have Terry as the talk of the Clown after his dog eared attempt at trying to marshall the ball to Carson. It was his captains decision to make Carson come to him rather than back pass or knock the ball away that was responsible for their goal. Yes it was a very good header to get the winner, but he's still a dog.

or Michael Owen even, but I bet that other guy would be quite amusing as well.

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-----------SANCHEZ
HUTTON WOODGATE CORLUKA BALE
------ZOKORA-HUDDLESTONE
LENNON---JENAS/FRAZIER---O'HARA
-----------BENT/PAV

I'd go with that, phnaar. Oh, and I'd go with your line up with Frazier central off the front man.

Seriously though, gratuitous puppies and landing strip? Mmmmm ;P

According to the BBC Thursday gossip, the Mirror says David Coles isn't following the path from Portsmouth to Spurs set by Arry and Jo as the Pompous are fighting to keep hold of him. Apparently we're instead lining up "1984 Uefa Cup final penalty shoot-out hero Tony Parks". No official news elsewhere of course, but I'd rather have Coles if he did screw James head on properly.

Bent looks brutal as well. As does Bale.

I fancy Bale though and reckon he'll settle once the team settles.

It's great to have Harry on board but all in all our team still looks like it is going to struggle.

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Reply to RJ1882:

I hope this England appearance and Bents miss there isnt going to rock his confidence leading to him losing form with our lads.
And Scott Carson and Terry, what are you at? clowns.

Was meaning to write this last night, but stayed on to watch the kraut interview with their boss. Imagine a live stadium based BBC coverage where after the game they got Capello to talk with Linker, Lawrenson etc. Last night it was Joachim Loew talking with the german presenter and retired goalie...

Isn't she lovely?

With you on Bent, he loiters among their backline waiting for a through ball to sprint on to.
If the ball doesn't get played, it makes him look clueless. Needs to communicate more as to where he wants the ball played.
No excuses for the one real chance he had.

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According to the BBC Thursday gossip, the Mirror says David Coles isn't following the path from Portsmouth to Spurs set by Arry and Jo as the Pompous are fighting to keep hold of him. Apparently we're instead lining up "1984 Uefa Cup final penalty shoot-out hero Tony Parks". No official news...

Today, if The Mirror was running the front page headline IT'S THURSDAY, I wouldn't believe them.

TMWNN - has she got a sister? Please share. When Dazza see's a patch of green, I swear he thinks he's camping, and goes off loitering within tent.

Nun - have you set a date yet for the new bit of fluff day? TMWNN seems to already be getting warmed up. Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is another 20 points tallied up and some clean sheets for Gomes and Coles to celebrate.

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Reply to markymark:

I am looking forward to seeing us play without Modric as he has been shite.

Hope Gomes is dropped. Happy to give him another go tho when he sorts himself out. He is clearly uncomfortable at the moment: be it his ribs, his gums, his head!? Give him a rest and see what happens in...

Modric’s our best player you thick cunt.

Can you try and be more concise next time please.

Reply to Trembly:

TMWNN - has she got a sister? Please share. When Dazza see's a patch of green, I swear he thinks he's camping, and goes off loitering within tent.

Nun - have you set a date yet for the new bit of fluff day? TMWNN seems to already be getting warmed up. Dear Santa, all I want for...

I expect Messrs Double Vision and Ginge to have a field day with that last line.

No scheduled BoFs in the pipeline until the Readers Wives Xmas Special. But on current evidence, expect stiffy competition from TMWNN.

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Reply to frontwheel:

Reply to markymark:

I am looking forward to seeing us play without Modric as he has been shite.

Hope Gomes is dropped. Happy to give him another go tho when he sorts himself out. He is clearly uncomfortable at the moment: be it his ribs, his gums, his head!? Give him a rest and see what happens in...

Modric’s our best player you thick cunt.

Can you try and be more concise next time please.

Modric = T.C.

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Reply to markymark:

I am looking forward to seeing us play without Modric as he has been shite.

Hope Gomes is dropped. Happy to give him another go tho when he sorts himself out. He is clearly uncomfortable at the moment: be it his ribs, his gums, his head!? Give him a rest and see what happens in...

Modric’s our best player you thick cunt.

Harsh, but not entirely unfair...

For sale: Twin tub washing machine. £5

A fiver for a portly, dirty scrubber, cheap as chips!. I'd empty my load into it immediately.

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According to the BBC Thursday gossip, the Mirror says David Coles isn't following the path from Portsmouth to Spurs set by Arry and Jo as the Pompous are fighting to keep hold of him. Apparently we're instead lining up "1984 Uefa Cup final penalty shoot-out hero Tony Parks". No official news...

Today, if The Mirror was running the front page headline IT'S THURSDAY, I wouldn't believe them.

It's such a pile isn't it! According to The Mirror it's Parks and according to the Express it's Coles. What may also be true/utter bollocks is that the annoyingly renamed humourless Andrew Cole has been mentoring Fraizer Campbell...
I was thinking last night watching Bent that he reminds me of Andy Cole, needs plenty of chances but can finish superbly when you don't have to think about it. Also struggling to transfer club form to England.

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I am looking forward to seeing us play without Modric as he has been shite.

Hope Gomes is dropped. Happy to give him another go tho when he sorts himself out. He is clearly uncomfortable at the moment: be it his ribs, his gums, his head!? Give him a rest and see what happens in...

Modric’s our best player you thick cunt.

Harsh, but not entirely unfair...

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Nigella Lawson makes an impression at NSPCC party in low cut red strapless dress


20/11/2008


Nigella Lawson (Pic:Rex)
She made her children donate all their Christmas pressies, now Nigella Lawson is stepping out for a kids' charity.

The Domestic Goddess, 48, was dressed in a glorious red strapless gown for a fundraising party at Banqueting House in Whitehall, London, for the NSPCC.

She was joined by fellow mums Sophie Ellis Bextor, 29, and Claudia Schiffer, 38.

Charity doesn't have to start at home...

Nick, red rarely looks good on anything spurs related...best take it off

'@ TMWNN - so much better than Nigella!!!'

Thanks DV, the new diet and fitness regime are doing wonders for me.

DV "I agree he could be more aggressive, but its very difficult to train that into someone."

The psyche is a very malleable and sensitive component. There are many ways to get the aggression to manifest itself. For instance, we could possibly send him to JGM for a crash course in angry? JGM if you could, please share your talent.

DV, Maybe it was the sight of her hands all over your tiny watering can.
I'm surprised they haven't asked NtG to put up a sign saying 'Warning Smoking can seriously damaage your tastebuds'.

NtG = Nick the Greek.
I shall seek advice from animal welfare charities, should my squirrels plentiful attributes be deemed unacceptable.
Perhaps they read your comments about Bent and thought that you weren't aggressive enough. It certainly seems to have worked.

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Nick, red rarely looks good on anything spurs related...best take it off

I would take great pleasure in removing that unsightly red garment

For those of you worrying that Bent's slip may have an effect on his form against blackbum, this might be of interest.
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You should really have a camel on standby to cover any blushes

Are squirrel and camel parts exempt under the protection of wildlife act?.

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Nick,
Would this be the red thing you were seeking?.

Who asked you to remove what???? Fight the power! Tell'em Harry said Naff Orf.

Fancy objecting to full frontal nudity. Bloody tree hugging Mary Whitehouseists....

Again our joke official website havent made an official announcement yet. Anyone know if there is any truth in the Tony Parks rumours? And what are his coaching credentials? Surely the fact he's an explayer doesnt qualify him as the man to fix Gomes? I believe he's been involved in England underage football. Anyone know any more?

having trouble with admin DV...i thought your pics were very tasteful compared to some...

Why not use a picture of the delightful and demure Ms Jameson (no nips or flange on display) with a load dripping from her pretty little chin.

You could even add the caption "JJ loves Harry".

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Again our joke official website havent made an official announcement yet. Anyone know if there is any truth in the Tony Parks rumours? And what are his coaching credentials? Surely the fact he's an explayer doesnt qualify him as the man to fix Gomes? I believe he's been involved in England underage...

It seems that David Coles isn't coming (yet) after Pompous announced that he's extended his contract 'til 2011. LINK

As for Tony, no official news/announcement/confirmation but heres his wiki profile LINK

Thats a feckin shame if you ask me. I like a coach with an actual philiosophy on how they should play and the whole psychological/mistakes focus was really selling it for me.

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Again our joke official website havent made an official announcement yet. Anyone know if there is any truth in the Tony Parks rumours? And what are his coaching credentials? Surely the fact he's an explayer doesnt qualify him as the man to fix Gomes? I believe he's been involved in England underage...

It seems that David Coles isn't coming (yet) after Pompous announced that he's extended his contract 'til 2011. ..." rel="nofollow">LINK

Trembly,
Judging by these two interviews, I can't see him having a philosophy on anything. He's been on the F.A.'s coaching staff for 6 years, yet he's still only coaching the U19's.
LINK

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Why can't we spend a few of our Robbie Berba millions on the mighty legendary Ronaldo yes Ronaldo. He could lift the club similar to how Davids inspired our young champions league pretenders. Im sure Gio dos Santos would be suitably in awe. Make it Happen Levy, merry christmas

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Why can't we spend a few of our Robbie Berba millions on the mighty legendary Ronaldo yes Ronaldo. He could lift the club similar to how Davids inspired our young champions league pretenders. Im sure Gio dos Santos would be suitably in awe. Make it Happen Levy, merry christmas

Can we have our dish back?, since the cow is not the only one over the moon.

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Nick,
Would this be the red thing you were seeking?.

Keeping those puppies up must be some impressive feat of engineering

Reply to TMWNN:

'@ TMWNN - so much better than Nigella!!!'

Thanks DV, the new diet and fitness regime are doing wonders for me.

TMWNN

The 4th and current Lady onedavemackay is complaining to me regarding the use of her mother as your Avatar. I said it was your choice so don't let her bully you if she gets in touch.

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Again our joke official website havent made an official announcement yet. Anyone know if there is any truth in the Tony Parks rumours? And what are his coaching credentials? Surely the fact he's an explayer doesnt qualify him as the man to fix Gomes? I believe he's been involved in England underage...

It seems that David Coles isn't coming (yet) after Pompous announced that he's extended his contract 'til 2011. ...

Trembly,
Judging by these two interviews, I can't see him having a philosophy on anything. He's been on the F.A.'s coaching staff for 6 years, yet he's still only coaching the U19's.
http://www.thefa.com/England/U19s/NewsAndFeatures/Postings/Parkslife.htm
..." rel="nofollow">LINK

FK, the bloke with the philosophy I was referring to was David Coles (Please see my entry above #44 and HH's reply #55 to read quotes or view link). As for Tony, if it's true he's coming back to coach then I hope he's got something in the bag other than a pair of boots, gloves and an isotonic Lucozade sport. These articles you linked to don't really show much in the way of something to look forward to I'm a bit sad by this news even though last week I never even heard of David Coles.

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Again our joke official website havent made an official announcement yet. Anyone know if there is any truth in the Tony Parks rumours? And what are his coaching credentials? Surely the fact he's an explayer doesnt qualify him as the man to fix Gomes? I believe he's been involved in England underage...

It seems that David Coles isn't coming (yet) after Pompous announced that he's extended his contract 'til 2011. ...

Trembly,
Judging by these two interviews, I can't see him having a philosophy on anything. He's been on the F.A.'s coaching staff for 6 years, yet he's still only coaching the U19's.
http://www.thefa.com/England/U19s/NewsAndFeatures/Postings/Parkslife.htm
...

FK, the bloke with the philosophy I was referring to was David Coles (Please see my entry above #44 and HH's reply #55 to read quotes or view link). As for Tony, if it's true he's coming back to coach then I hope he's got something in the bag other than a pair of boots, gloves and an isotonic..." rel="nofollow">LINK

Trembly,
I read and understood your post, and like you , liked the idea that a potential GK coach (Coles) was thinking outside the box. The point I was trying to make, was that Parks doesn't appear to be much of a thinker. Hopefully we already have the services of a sports psychologist, however given the lack of confidence shown by some players we're yet to see any evidence of it.

Seems I have started something of a debate with this one. I can't say either of the two of the mentioned coaches would come to mind when thinking of a potential GK coach. Infact, I had never heard of our last one and dont think i could name too many. But surely with some of the greats we've had, Jennings, Clemence, and recently Keller and Sullivan, there are club men out there who could fill the void. Although, maybe replacing Gomes with Given is the simple answer.

LINK

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Nick,
Would this be the red thing you were seeking?.

Keeping those puppies up must be some impressive feat of engineering

ODM, I think Nick the Greek was trying to post the link earlier, wondering why Harry hadn't done so. She is in possession of a rather large pair, but also has hips and arse to match. She loves herself a little too much for me, but I'd never say no.

I would be prepared to purchase garments from a themed range of clothing, 'DV SAYS...'

I'm not the deviant who's been upsetting 12y olds.

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I would be prepared to purchase garments from a themed range of clothing, 'DV SAYS...'

You'll probably find them at Lidl next week.

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Reply to HarryHotspur:

I would be prepared to purchase garments from a themed range of clothing, 'DV SAYS...'

You'll probably find them at Lidl next week.

They only go up to 'XL'

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Is that Ricky Villa's love child?

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I would be prepared to purchase garments from a themed range of clothing, 'DV SAYS...'

You'll probably find them at Lidl next week.

They only go up to 'XL'

Bang goes Nigella's Christmas prezzy.

DV,
Are you on this list?.
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William Gallas.

You're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock....

Top man.

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Nick,
Would this be the red thing you were seeking?.

Keeping those puppies up must be some impressive feat of engineering

ODM, I think Nick the Greek was trying to post the link earlier, wondering why Harry hadn't done so. She is in possession of a rather large pair, but also has hips and arse to match. She loves herself a little too much for me, but I'd never say no.

She also loves others to love her




and there's so much to love

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I would be prepared to purchase garments from a themed range of clothing, 'DV SAYS...'

You'll probably find them at Lidl next week.

They only go up to 'XL'

Bang goes Nigella's Christmas prezzy.

Actually a bang was what I had in mind for her

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Reply to HarryHotspur:

I would be prepared to purchase garments from a themed range of clothing, 'DV SAYS...'

You'll probably find them at Lidl next week.

They only go up to 'XL'

Bang goes Nigella's Christmas prezzy.

Actually a bang was what I had in mind for her

The hungry old bint would probably like you a lot more if it was half a pound of Mr Walls best bangers you had in mind for her.

Or maybe even a small bang to shake the cobwebs out of her tuppence.

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Nick,
Would this be the red thing you were seeking?.

It was all going well until I saw Tracey Emin,not pleasent at all

You may well be Australian Marmite, you may even have starred alongside Jack Nicholson in the hotel horror movie in which he says "here's Johnny". I'm just not sure I'd trust you with next door's tortoise, let alone Mrs Fatknacker.

We should put in a bid for Man City's reserves keeper Filip Mental. He sounds perfect.

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Nick,
Would this be the red thing you were seeking?.

It was all going well until I saw Tracey Emin,not pleasent at all

She looks a sight better than la Westwood, who looks like she's slept the last month in cardboard city. Scary man.

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We should put in a bid for Man City's reserves keeper Filip Mental. He sounds perfect.

I thought a Fillip Mental, was a hangover cure.

The hare.

Not a good choice

I think wanted Coles and has settled for someone with a smaller brain.

Is he any relation to that Pikey goalie Phil?

Or is that three testicaled Russian thief Whojanicka Bollockoff?

And his bulgarian friend Ivana sucka squirreloff

Who do think it was that complained about the tits and fannys? Peter Risdale? I thought Jena J. was superb.

luverly

too right my old china

DV, alright but no where near gratuitous enough for me and too much red in the pic! Wonder if TMWNN has got the memo? The next BoF day is hotting up though I must say.

There again, you are the only name on the OleOle sex offenders register.

On a more serious note, given Mods injury, is Harry gonna play JJ in the hole, allowing Hudd to boss the centre?. I'd stick Jamie on LM and Azza on RM with Zok as DM.
As Ledders doesn't appear to be matchfit, in the words of HH "Ledley is sweating up like Mido in a Wimpey" , Mr Composure, our Charlie is my choice as CB partner to Woody.

How refreshing, I can see it now:
Mr Nunchucks for the defendant;

"Your honour, my client......Mr Doublevision only committed these acts of deviancy out of sympathy with Stop the War and Save the Whale protests.

Harry's given Zok more starts than Jamie at DM, so he must rate him higher. Jamie gives us better balance as LM, so I don't see Fraizer there. I'd use him for impact off the bench in the last 20, Harry's used Azza in the same way, so he may opt for Bentley to start.

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There again, you are the only name on the OleOle sex offenders register.

Sex offenders registry?

Speaking of offensive lists did anyone else get caught out on the BNP members list...

It was supposed to be a joke. Was seeing if anyone would bite, but apparently not.

And whilst it is easy to say that the scum are more likely to have members, it would be a bit hypocritical of them considering they support the sporting equivalent of the foreign legion!

Ahh...and the air is cleared once more!

On a more serious note though, I don't think I have ever seen Alnwick play for us and I'm intrigued to see if he plays on Sunday. What's the general opinion of the lad?

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Bigots with musical taste, strange old world.