Will The Brain Surgeons Please Calm Down

i have a tear in my Jap's eye after that.

Thank Gawd for the voice of reason.

I usually think you re site is rubbish and your transfer mongering is awful. HOWEVER, THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING AND SPOT ON ATRICLE I VE READ IN AGES.

Exactly, the same people who kept on about when are we getting the last batch of saviours i.e. Pavlyuchenko, Corluka etc. and getting rid of the "deadwood" i.e. Chimbonda, Malbranque etc!!!

Harry your full of shit.
We are only 2 more losses away from being in
Newcastle territory. STOP SLAGGING OFF PEOPLE THAT ARE RIGHT in what they think.

your not a journo
Your a two-bob blog writer,
and thats being kind.

Stop writing such shit articles.
please. for the love of spurs stop

Well said Harry, I wish everyone would stop whingeing and support the team! Like booing's gonna make a lot of the new guys wanna play for the shirt?

Only boooood at the end of the game yesterday. The support in the second half was superb. And the team improved with the support.
SO SUPPORT.

I'm usually long winded. This time it's a simple "here here".

I agree Ramos, Levy, Bentley should definitely be given time, but you have to admit.... We are shite at the moment!

Why haven't we got a def mid? Ledley looks in pain and pretty poor - why was there no replacement? How are we supposed to "Gel" with a different back four, midfield and strike force every game?

I am confused as to why so many changes are being made to the team, IMHO it is making us worse due to lack of continuity

Coys! COYS!!! C.O.Y.S!!!!!!!
If we sing loud enough perhaps... perhaps... perhaps we will confuse and scare the opposition enough to give us a goal.

BTW Harry excellent article.. We must support because we want to support... This is why I support Spurs and why I always will!!!

The BOOING oh the filthy, filthy booing.

I don't know about anybody else but I always appreciate a damned good booing when I've had a shit day at the office.

Yes, that's right. It really motivates me to work harder the next day.

HOARAY!

Some sense. Jenas, for me has been excellent so far and in a winning team i'm sure he'd be a media darling. Lennon has come on leaps and bounds from last season and Ramos, possibly after reading mine and several other peoples requests, has deployed an excellent Jamie O'Hara in defensive midfield and was my MOM by a country mile. We didn't look classy but we looked a lot more solid, some protection for that back line. Back to basics if you like. Corluka showed promise at CB (bit more speed of thought /action required). Lots to build on. The Bentley booers (you know who you are) were an embarrassment yesterday and you should be ashamed of yourselves. The boy had a mare- no denying that, but once his fitness picks up, he'll be brilliant for us. He looks like an emotional lad so why not give him an encouraging clap when he approaches the corner flag and not shout 'fuck off'? Just a thought. I haven't seen the replays but from the other end of the stadium I could see that it was a pen when Lennon was brought down. We get that and everythings great... no wonder we get tarred with the 'fickle' brush by so many others.

I'm not being naive and saying everything is rosey. There is a lot of work to be done but the only thing that's going to help is training together, playing consistently in the same team and building an understanding... with a bit of support from the real fans. NOT sacking people. Come on, get a grip.

totally agree. lets boo some sense into them, especially that bentley fella.

however jenas is exempt, i do like jenas for some reason. i might get jenas tatooed on my arm.

Lolspurs

Reply to laneagogo:

I usually think you re site is rubbish and your transfer mongering is awful. HOWEVER, THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING AND SPOT ON ATRICLE I VE READ IN AGES.

I do not agree with your first comment, but i agree that this article is spot on! A rallying cry from Harry Hotspur, worthy of his historic namesake!! I bet the players can't wait to play away from home - same as the england boys with fecking idiots booing their every error...

COYS and BIOYFC!!!

We are playing awful football. So I can understand why someone who has paid fifty quid or more to watch it may feel like booing. I don't agree with it myself; a dignified silence at the end of the game would be more telling. But while the ball is in play the ONLY noises the players should hear are encouraging ones.
As for scapegoats, yeah, let's pick DC. He's French, worked with Wenger and looks a bit strange. Let's not worry what his imput is good or bad - he's just a wrong'un.
Almost as bad as that bald feller,DL. He's only using the club as a property ladder. Bloody developers just scooping up handfuls of cash for nothing. Yeah, I've changed my mind. It must be his fault. But then again, what about the Uruguyan. He was always a bit suspect even when he played for us. Really just a Chelsea spy. Then there's the bloke who can't speak English. I mean how is he going to get the best from players when he can't even tell them if he wants them on the right or left. Or it's all Jenas fault. Let's just boo him. Worked well enough with that fat goalkeeper. He left with his tail between his legs. And as for the two strikers who left us in the lurch after we did so much for them. How dare they move onto another club and double their salaries? Ungrateful gits. I'd blame them, but it will be easier to have a go at some of the newbies. Mexicans and Russians. Can't trust them. An ex-Arsenal player... I mean, do I need to say more. Then there's the one who looks like a gypsy. Or a bloody Scot. Couple of Welsh sheep shaggers. It's bloody obvious why it's the worst start since the dawn of time. No wonder the Ryder Cup team lost when they saw how crap we were doing. It affects everybody. I mean if only the Daily Mail/Sun/Mirror/Express/NoW/Sky Sports/Sentanta/BBC woyuld get off our case we would be top of the league.
Now do I need to encode this in case those effing Martians are bugging my computer. Can't rely on them not to tell SAF so he can plot three points from us. Man ITK!

Reply to SuperJT:

Harry your full of shit.
We are only 2 more losses away from being in
Newcastle territory. STOP SLAGGING OFF PEOPLE THAT ARE RIGHT in what they think.

your not a journo
Your a two-bob blog writer,
and thats being kind.

Stop writing such shit...

nothing super about you son, why don't you write your own blog that we can all see how clever you are? Until then, fuck off?

At last, some Spurs fans that make sense! The last thing we should be doing is calling for change at any level except the terraces. Boo'ing our team after game 4, what a disgrace!

we love a voice of reason

normally dont agree with you harry, but am 100% behind you on this, im sick of the moaning, they expect top 4 and nothing else, no wonder other teams hate us so much.
Whatever happens bar relegation we must stick with ramos & levy. We badly need some stability, otherwise we'll be in this endless circle for eternity.

Well said Harry, booing a team who have already lost their confidence somewhat ain't the answer. I for one didn't boo but clapped at the end of the game - being that I was sat in the West for a change, they may have actually heard the (nearly) lone fan who actually thought a bit of appreciation was due. Maybe not all round but back line - great, solid work. Azza was great when he got a chance, Campbell looks a shining light as many have said, I even thought Bent had a couple of moments where he looked half decent but could not talk to his Komrade up front as he's still lacking the lingo... Midfield and left wing seems to be where we sucked and a few of the lads could definitely pull their fingers out.

We do need to have a little faith, if that game had been at a different time, i.e. if we had a bit of table below us, I reckon we might have taken away a few positives, but really, does kicking a man while he's down really help him back up?

I mentioned t'other day that the Villa beat us as a result of them being better than us. Allow me to qualify my comments further...

Y'see, Randy Lerner knew he was onto a good thing when,for some reason,the FA never employed Martin O'Neill when they realised Steve 'Goldmember' McLaren was available. Now in his first season M'ON finished 11th (I think...Villains please feel free to correct me), which is where we finished last season. There was no knee-jerk reaction from the Randy Yank and a sixth place finish was the result of his patience. Now Villa are second in the league and playing some very good, albeit very simple, football.

Continuity, it seems, is the order of the day and as such Ramos must be given time if we want to be where we all want to be. It's a f*cker waiting for it to happen but them's the breaks people...

Anyone agree?

Long time reader first time poster! Haven't always agreed with you Harry but you speak sense. As a spurs fan the one thing that gets to me most is not the under performing players, it's not the blood hungry media or my arsenal supporting mates giving me stick it's the fickle bunch that call themselves spurs supporters. I'm in this for the long haul and firmly believe that Levy has the best intentions for the Club and is intent on breaking into the champions league elite. In Ramos I think we have a tactically astute manager who can attract some of the biggest names in football to the club. I think we have a young squad who are all realtive strangers and will gel given time. Okay so we have a right to expect more than bottom after 5 games but why cry for change when what we have not had for nearly two decades is some consistency. All the basics are right we just need some patience. If you are not prepared to wait for Glory and back your team through thick and thin then I suggest you go find another Londan based outfit at a different point on the progress curve and good riddance!

The one point I would disagree on is that surrounding Damien Comolli. Not that he hasn't done his job but what exactly is it! He is supposed to be a barrier between the players and the manager in the eventuality that the manager leaves the club he is responsible for the comings and goings. Isn't the system flawed? does this predicate the manager leaving on a regular basis?

Back Ramos give him more say in the transfers bacause it's his head on the block at the end of the day!

I am resolute in my support for Ramos and the coaching staff and I still think this could be the beginning of a long and successful reign at our great club!

Spot on article! I have never boo'd the team or a player and never will, but sadly football is the most supported sport by the uneducated (imagine this happening at a rugby or cricket match?)...

One minor point tho....one of the best ways to succeed is to follow a winning formula such as copying those who have succeeded before you. In my memory, no-one in the english prem has succeeded with a DoF...(and thats not a dig at Comolli, just the post he holds).

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

more worrying than all of this, is the introduction of goals for 'almost' hitting the target.

i can only imagine the glee which ferguson will greet that with.

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

HOARAY!

Some sense. Jenas, for me has been excellent so far and in a winning team i'm sure he'd be a media darling. Lennon has come on leaps and bounds from last season and Ramos, possibly after reading mine and several other peoples requests, has deployed an excellent Jamie O'Hara...

I was at the game and did people boo Bentley?
Yes, he had a mare but what player hasn't?

so are man utd fans booing, are they now shit? should SAL stand down? they are only 3 points ahead! My 19 yr old son is one of the doom gloom /Boh merchants as I said to him So Ramos the man that masterminded seville's beating of Real Madrid, Barcelonna and so on has become shit over night? Time and patience people. I supported spurs for 38 years we seen some prolonged periods of shite These players will come good if we keep the faith. If Poyet didn,t believe that he would have f*cked of to newcastle and he proberly a better judge of football than us lot. Supporting spurs is a roller coaster ride its been that way as long as I can remember.
Sorry about spelling dislexic in 10 diffrent languages

How dare you impugn the quality of my sense.

If the premier league steps in some dog poo, who do you think will protect all the other clubs from the stinking slop?

Bottom hugging faecal prophylactic.


We are nappies.

Did anyone here go to the game? The boo boys were in a small minority. At the beginning of the second half, the south and east stand sang and sang and sang for 15-20 minutes solid "we are tottenham, super tottenham, from the lane" it made my hair stand on end. We believe in Ramos and the team, and we will once again become super tottenham from the lane.

Harry, how fucking hypocritical.. Did you not write the following about one of our best players against Wigan?

"If anyone sees Vedran Corluka in a Spurs shirt can they please calmly report this to a steward."

How can you slate people for ragging on Bentley? He has been pants in EVERY game this year. Dead ball specialist? My eye! Corner specialist? Special at hitting the near post defender..

Corluka has played TWO games and has a better strike rate at being a consistant performer than "Mr Slick" shit cnut..

Your writing holds ZERO weight and you my friend are a twat..

Dont quit your day job, god forbid..

I feel depress, one shot the whole game, we could get relegated

Reply to QuietAtTheLibrary:

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

HOARAY!

Some sense. Jenas, for me has been excellent so far and in a winning team i'm sure he'd be a media darling. Lennon has come on leaps and bounds from last season and Ramos, possibly after reading mine and several other peoples requests, has deployed an excellent Jamie O'Hara...

I was at the game and did people boo Bentley?
Yes, he had a mare but what player hasn't?

To be honest I heard some sporadic, muffled boo's around me but mostly it was the 'fuck off bentley' as he approached the corner flag or a free kick after he'd put in a couple of iffy deliveries that really annoyed me.

Exactly my point- He had a mare but doesn't make him a shit player. Every player has a bad day once in a while. Even Gary Mabbutt's had a bad game, like when he missed a header- once- back in January 1986, but he still scored a hat-trick, kept a clean sheet, saved 19 school children from a flaming bus and was back in the bar to drink everyone else under the table and rescue a drowning puppy on his way home. It happens to the best of us. I'm sure Bentley will be fine.

Reply to NovaYid:

I mentioned t'other day that the Villa beat us as a result of them being better than us. Allow me to qualify my comments further...

Y'see, Randy Lerner knew he was onto a good thing when,for some reason,the FA never employed Martin O'Neill when they realised Steve 'Goldmember' McLaren...

I'm losing patience with being patience.

Absolute rubbish Harry. We are no richer at the back or in midfield then last year and immeasurably poorer up front. We could very likely end September with no league win to date and out of the League Cup. And you think the fans don'y have cause for complaint? This transfer window started with some positive signals and ended with a net investment of NIL, a weaker squad and a sporting director blaming agents for his inability to do his job. Money rules at WHL and the fans are the ones paying the price!

Reply to NovaYid:

I mentioned t'other day that the Villa beat us as a result of them being better than us. Allow me to qualify my comments further...

Y'see, Randy Lerner knew he was onto a good thing when,for some reason,the FA never employed Martin O'Neill when they realised Steve 'Goldmember' McLaren...

'Patient' even.

Wasn't really worth it even with corekt speling,

Reply to NovaYid:

I mentioned t'other day that the Villa beat us as a result of them being better than us. Allow me to qualify my comments further...

Y'see, Randy Lerner knew he was onto a good thing when,for some reason,the FA never employed Martin O'Neill when they realised Steve 'Goldmember' McLaren...

Let's get real.

Anyone know Wendy's 'points out of a possible' ratio since his arrival?

Why do you call the Levy out brigade lost souls? Lennon is poor can't cross for toffee... If Jenas is our best performer thus far then we are in deep sh1t..Not much ambition coming from above

every spurs fan out thinks he knows what the problem's and how to fix it
I think there's a number of factors for the reason why we are not doing as well as maybe we should be
1.to many players coming and going all the time!
2.to many managers coming and going all the time!
3.youth players were are they how many have made it into the first team? 0
to prove my point I would like to draw every ones attention to man-usa and le-arse-nil
top 4 teams for the past how many years? and why well all of the above that's why every thing that we lack
spurs have no back bone all the top teams have
Now what I ask for is for please can we keep this manager for long enough to prove him self please can we stop giving good player to other teams and please can we start getting the young blood that every one else some how manages to produce
STOP MESSING WITH THE TEAM AND LETS PLAY SOME FOOTBALL

Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand why everyone comes on here licking your A-Hole. I have to say I find your writing style pretentious, muddled and irrelevant. Borderline strange in fact. There are sometimes good points to be found within (like here), but it's too often wrapped in crap. Please don't take offense by that, as it seems I'm in a minority with all the praise you get heaped on here, but I just don't buy it. Your analogies and metaphors just aren't funny.

By the way, I take it the 'Wigan Highlights Here' link you have provided at the bottom of your article is ironic? The highlight of that game for me was finding a Double Decker in my coat pocket I had completely forgotten buying.

Reply to harrytwuntspur:

Harry, how fucking hypocritical.. Did you not write the following about one of our best players against Wigan?

"If anyone sees Vedran Corluka in a Spurs shirt can they please calmly report this to a steward."

How can you slate people for ragging on Bentley? He has been...

As dull as you your comment was I'll give you the steam off my p*ss.

Please, even in jest, don't refer to me as 'my friend'.

There is a huge gulf between making a passing dig at Corluka on here and booing him at The Lane. I did the former but not the latter.

But that's not your mission.

Your plan is to come on here and sprinkle your testosterone and presumably replicate your man of the world tough guy routine you inflict on people in real life.

Don't quit your day job? Is that it? That's the killer blow? Oh, I'm wounded. Please, stop. No, please, I can't take any more....

You're a f*cking idiot.

*zips fly*

OK Harry so lets look at your arguments. But first let me thank you for the space allotted to someone as unworthy as myself and the rest of us lesser mortals to debate an issue with your vastly superior intellect. I also cede that any view we may have is indeed worthless and of no consequence, unless by pure chance it should coincide with your own certified and superior analysis.
Firstly your incisive piece has opened our imbecilic eyes to the fact that the media are actually wind up morons who know didly squat and are only trying to sell newsprint. We truly thank you for this, and I am sure that I speak for all when I say thank you for opening our eyes to this situation that we have completely missed for so long. Brilliant
Secondly you advise us that the Ramos out brigade are a bunch of Morons. Well controversial stuff here Harry Boy. As far as I am aware nobody at WHL or any fans I know think Ramos should go, I am sure we are all grateful that we should be vigilant to seek out the .00001% of those parading themselves as Spurs supporters and test their sincerity. Maybe its just a point to get some sensationalism into the piece? No of course not credible journalism would never manufacture lies to shape a story would it? Would it Harry?
Thirdly Levy Out. Many would agree that Levy has made some mistakes this window and previous, some even have the temerity to accuse him of having an accountant mentality. I think many however recognise that when wishing for new owners one needs to be very careful. You might end up a lot worse off. Having said that I will leave this issue with a two part question. How many clubs in any league in the world that have ambitions to finish in a significant position sold their two best players in the last break and can you explain how the latter strategy is compatible with the aforementioned objective. Discuss.
Fourthly. Clearly we were all under the influence of mind altering drugs for a couple of years. In believing that Berbatov and Keane were actually dam good players, some even had the temerity to say our best players, we were indeed delusional. We know all see how crap they were and totally worthless the 50 goals a season they scored was just a mirage. We thank you for putting us right on this. Only your quality of analysis could have shown us the light.
Fifth. We all indeed apologise for being so stupid as to fail to take on board the immeasurable leaps Jean Arse has made in his time with Spurs. It is there for all to see, if we had the sense to look at what was unfolding in front of our very eyes. His permanent never go missing from a game attitude, linked with his never give the ball away reliability. It is there for us all to see. Forgive our stupidity please.
And last but not least how could any of us be so churlish as to sign up to a Comoli out movement. After all how could the one member of our management team that saw the false need in the requirement for a CB and Left sided winger be treated so churlishly? Clearly he has delivered great benefit to the club by steadfastly failing to obtain such ornaments. We thank him most sincerely. He did the club a great service by marginalising our previous manager and orchestrated a revered change enhancing the clubs stature immeasurably in the process. No we realise now what a key member of our success he has been.
Thanks Harry for showing us the true light as ever

Reply to Daniel Downham:

Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Well said Harry! I see there are one or two souls from the negative camp responding in colourfull style.

When you have 34 odd thousand fans as silent as night for 90 minutes breaking out only to hurl abuse, this can logicaly achieve nothing more than to make matters worse for the presurised players on the pitch.
I sat there listening to the chants of Villa fans last Monday night at the lane as opposed to the Spurs fans trying to raise soem spirits and get behind the team (Yes i know this is very difficult when the display put on was far from what we would want to see after paying a small mortgage for a plastic seat)

It is so frustrating being a yid and yes we are playing diabolical football at the moment, but it does upset me to see and hear the faithfull become so faithless so early on in the season... lets have some faith, get behind the Spurs and not let the gooner Sun reporters get us down!

Reply to Ron Flowerday:

OK Harry so lets look at your arguments. But first let me thank you for the space allotted to someone as unworthy as myself and the rest of us lesser mortals to debate an issue with your vastly superior intellect. I also cede that any view we may have is indeed worthless and of no consequence,...

Great post.

'Harry you're a c*nt and so are Spurs', would have been punchier.

Just a suggestion.

Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. I hope you're right.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Daniel Downham:

Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever decided to write a book or something more worthy than a blog, then not to get your hopes up as sales would be extremely poor, especially when they flick to the colour photos section in the middle and see you dressed in your mum's underwear.

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

Reply to QuietAtTheLibrary:

Reply to CaptainMabbsey:

HOARAY!

Some sense. Jenas, for me has been excellent so far and in a winning team i'm sure he'd be a media darling. Lennon has come on leaps and bounds from last season and Ramos, possibly after reading mine and several other peoples requests, has deployed an excellent Jamie O'Hara...

I was at the game and did people boo Bentley?
Yes, he had a mare but what player hasn't?

To be honest I heard some sporadic, muffled boo's around me but mostly it was the 'fuck off bentley' as he approached the corner flag or a free kick after he'd put in a couple of iffy deliveries that really annoyed me.

Exactly my point- He had a mare but doesn't make him a shit...

Well I was there too...

Booing: Half time and Full time.

Cheering and Singing: Big long chorus of "We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham..."

Bentley: Mediocre, not the worst player on the pitch, didn't deliver though. In my opinion I fear it may be the free kick trainer, a man who could, before he arrived with us, put a ball on a sixpence, who's now going through a tough time.

I totally agree that I don't get booed at work, I don't get payed £40-50k a week. I personally reckon I'd live with being booed for that amount of money and the missus he goes home to.

I think fans are frustrated at the plight we're in, we're passionate than most and like anything else, extraordinary highs, applause and rapture are balanced by the depths of despair and public lynchings. The highs balance to the lows.

I think that the general feeling is not how you describe it Harry, it's the feeling amongst the most vocal people or it's what we want to hear...

What I strongly think needs sorting out, is the Clumps who administer and run the club, the ticketing fiasco's that have happened down the years, the rising cost of the season ticket prices and the general attitude to the average fan.

I'll now probably be slated by yourself and some others, like I was on a previous posting but I thought i'd have my tuppence ha'penny's worth....

Reply to SuperJT:

Harry your full of shit.
We are only 2 more losses away from being in
Newcastle territory. STOP SLAGGING OFF PEOPLE THAT ARE RIGHT in what they think.

your not a journo
Your a two-bob blog writer,
and thats being kind.

Stop writing such shit...

Super JT...would that be Super John Terry? With the crap you've just printed here your about as welcome as John Terry would be in the Park Lane. Why don't you enlighten us and tell us what you would do? And try and be constructive if that word even exists in your vocabulary

What puzzles me is how Ramos impressed me constantly last season when he came in, yet fails to show logic now? Simple things like why play players out of position when you've got other decent players capable of playing there?
Regardless of what anyone says Commoli needs to go. Its pointless having a director of football, its only someone there to undermine a managers decision. The only other club that uses one is Newcastle, and look at the state they're in because of it.
The fact Jenas and Zokora have both been given
new deals is a real worry as someone at spurs clearly sees these two as the future of our club. Zokora is average at best and anybody who still rates Jenas needs his head testing. Though I was glad to see him come on against Villa as his aimless running around at least encouraged our better players to move around and want the ball a bit more.
I think Bentley annoyed everyone yesterday, it was the poorest game i've seen him play and I'd been annoyed before, ramos playing bentley in the hole behind bentley or on the left but yesterday he was on the right. His delivery skills are superb but yesterday they were atrocious. You expect better from such an expensive player who you know can do better.
Also Gio on the bench yesterday? Bale should have gone to Left back at HT and Gio for Ekotto.
Congratulations to Johnny Woodgate and Gomes, If it wasn't for those two we'd have conceded at least two goals yesterday

Reply to Daniel Downham:

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Daniel Downham:

Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever...

Comical Genius. Does this look like a book?

Does every author write in the same way? Were you the same person saying "What? a boy? who's a wizard? platform 9 3/4?..... ha ha ha fuck off Rowling, that'll never work"

Or is your name Penguin?

thank you harry, always nice to hear from a fan with a constructive, helpful view of supporting the club and the team. Booing Bentley after 5 games? who does that help? apart from gooners and daily mail sports columnists

Reply to PLN:

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

in the main Harry you're bang on but we are playing like a team of Dorothy's chums.it would be nice to see some desire to win a game for their £60k's per week.
the lack of a decent ball winning defensive midfielder is obvious, to all but management, and is inexcusable. as we know, from past performance, the illegitimate bulgarian doesn't score until he's seen santa.

Reply to UFluckingPlick:

Reply to SuperJT:

Harry your full of shit.
We are only 2 more losses away from being in
Newcastle territory. STOP SLAGGING OFF PEOPLE THAT ARE RIGHT in what they think.

your not a journo
Your a two-bob blog writer,
and thats being kind.

Stop writing such shit...

Super JT...would that be Super John Terry? With the crap you've just printed here your about as welcome as John Terry would be in the Park Lane. Why don't you enlighten us and tell us what you would do? And try and be constructive if that word even exists in your vocabulary

Is SuperJT a dog?

a) Yes

b) Of course he is

c) No, he is a fuckin pig

Attaboy, Ron F. Nothing funnier than a misplaced and overwrought sense of moral superiority. Geez, you could float a fleet of zeppelins with all that hot air.

Reply to Totallytottenham:

Long time reader first time poster! Haven't always agreed with you Harry but you speak sense. As a spurs fan the one thing that gets to me most is not the under performing players, it's not the blood hungry media or my arsenal supporting mates giving me stick it's the fickle bunch that call...

Hear hear!!!

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Reply to PLN:

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

Did you go Chaos?

WHY DON'T YOU FICKLE FANS GET THE MESSAGE??

When a team goes in at half time knowing they've underperformed, what do you think is going to inspire them to come out and do better - a chorus of boos? or some SUPPORT?

Great post Harry.

I've been a season ticket holder for 10 years in the east stand upper. Yesterday the fans were more embarrassing than the players. The people that sit around me quite obviously dont know a thing about football. It is actually the fans making want to sell my season ticket rather than the players

In Pavluchenko's first game they were screaming what a waste of money after 15 minutes when he miss controlled a pass. When Gomes let in the Ashley Young goal against Villa (although i know it was a huge blunder), the fans were screaming for a new keeper - HELLO!!! It was because of Gomes we weren't losing 4-0 by half time! Not to mention he has been rock solid other than that!!

At the moment it is the fans that are making me not want to go to games rather than the team. Once the fans stop being so unrealistic in the targets for this season, maybe we can then push on. Once the fans start to support the players rather than scream bloody murder at a player if they make a mistake, maybe we can push on.

When Bentley got subbed yesterday, there were a number of fans cheering as they saw his number come up. I have one message to those people - F*CK OFF AND DONT COME BACK. Your part of the problem not part of the solution. Unless you want to support the team, we dont want you any where near White Hart Lane.

I know im going to get alot of stick for this but Jenas is the biggest unsung hero we have at the club. The poor bloke gives everything he has every game, but constantly gets slagged off. When he didnt start for the Villa game we saw exactly how much we need him. He's the closest thing we have to a ball winner in our team.

Most of the above is a dig at the fans in the East Upper. I sometimes think they enjoy moaning at the team more than seeing the team play well!! It completely and utterly ridiculous!!

In contrast - well done to the fans in the South Stand yesterday. You took upon yourselves to actually try and get everyone behind the lads.

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Did anyone here go to the game? The boo boys were in a small minority. At the beginning of the second half, the south and east stand sang and sang and sang for 15-20 minutes solid "we are tottenham, super tottenham, from the lane" it made my hair stand on end. We believe in Ramos and the team, and...

Yeah, was there in the Park Lane as usual, was an awesome quarter of an hour, I have no voice today but was well worth it.
And to ChaosTheory, I can't be bothered to reference my exact reasons and beliefs when it comes to the way one should support ones team but rest assured I want the best for our team. If I think they were crap, after the game I wont cheer and say well done lads, the players know whats required and they know what the fans expect. I want them to know how I feel, they didnt draw yesterday.... WE did. They will be as disappointed as us. Tough love mate, I'm sure the fans booing them wont keep them from sleeping tonight.

Reply to King Spur:

Great post Harry.

I've been a season ticket holder for 10 years in the east stand upper. Yesterday the fans were more embarrassing than the players. The people that sit around me quite obviously dont know a thing about football. It is actually the fans making want to sell my season...

Jenas? Be reasonable. This is the same Jenas that was walking back BEHIND Fraizer Campbell and Darren Bent when Wigan were attacking and then was walking up BEHIND Woodgate when we broke on the attack.

Doesn't look like everything to me. Sorry, I agree with a lot of the don't boo thoughts, but the boy categorically doesn't "give everything he has every game"

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HOARAY!

Some sense. Jenas, for me has been excellent so far and in a winning team i'm sure he'd be a media darling. Lennon has come on leaps and bounds from last season and Ramos, possibly after reading mine and several other peoples requests, has deployed an excellent Jamie O'Hara...

I was at the game and did people boo Bentley?
Yes, he had a mare but what player hasn't?

To be honest I heard some sporadic, muffled boo's around me but mostly it was the 'fuck off bentley' as he approached the corner flag or a free kick after he'd put in a couple of iffy deliveries that really annoyed me.

Exactly my point- He had a mare but doesn't make him a shit...

Well I was there too...

Booing: Half time and Full time.

Cheering and Singing: Big long chorus of "We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham..."

Bentley: Mediocre, not the worst player on the pitch, didn't deliver though. In my opinion I fear it may be the free...

Sorry, but how does your weekly wage bear any influence on your tendancy to become motivated by 30k people booing you off a pitch at half time.

Are you suggesting that they should accept that crap because they earn more money than you?

Let me tell you something about earning a lot of money - after you have been on red-hot money for 6 months or so then you just take it for granted.

The players aren't going back to the dressing room thinking "Ah well, I was shit today - still, there's always another £50k coming my way on Monday, the joke is on you boo-boy!".

I know your comment was a little throw away, but it gave me the excuse to rant about something else!

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Great post Harry.

I've been a season ticket holder for 10 years in the east stand upper. Yesterday the fans were more embarrassing than the players. The people that sit around me quite obviously dont know a thing about football. It is actually the fans making want to sell my season...

Jenas? Be reasonable. This is the same Jenas that was walking back BEHIND Fraizer Campbell and Darren Bent when Wigan were attacking and then was walking up BEHIND Woodgate when we broke on the attack.

Doesn't look like everything to me. Sorry, I agree with a lot of the don't boo...

Oh and i'm east upper... what did we do wrong again?

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Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever...

Are you serious?

'Harry's Guide To Thinking About Nigella Lots' is doomed?

No.

No way

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HOARAY!

Some sense. Jenas, for me has been excellent so far and in a winning team i'm sure he'd be a media darling. Lennon has come on leaps and bounds from last season and Ramos, possibly after reading mine and several other peoples requests, has deployed an excellent Jamie O'Hara...

I was at the game and did people boo Bentley?
Yes, he had a mare but what player hasn't?

To be honest I heard some sporadic, muffled boo's around me but mostly it was the 'fuck off bentley' as he approached the corner flag or a free kick after he'd put in a couple of iffy deliveries that really annoyed me.

Exactly my point- He had a mare but doesn't make him a shit...

Well I was there too...

Booing: Half time and Full time.

Cheering and Singing: Big long chorus of "We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham..."

Bentley: Mediocre, not the worst player on the pitch, didn't deliver though. In my opinion I fear it may be the free...

Sorry, but how does your weekly wage bear any influence on your tendancy to become motivated by 30k people booing you off a pitch at half time.

Are you suggesting that they should accept that crap because they earn more money than you?

Let me tell you something about...

No my point is, you get payed twice the wage of a firefighter or a nurse get in a year, in a week, you DO your fucking job.... you don't fuck about or you EXPECT unsatisfied fans who pay to be entertained.

Being at the top of any proffession is a cut throat world, don't perform and get fucked for it.

Unless you're gordon brown of course, then you can just slap the taxes up, so people can't afford pens and paper to slag you off with.

And i'll bring you back to my original part of this post.... WE PAY.... THEY PLAY.... dance monkey dance!

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Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever...

Comical Genius. Does this look like a book?

Does every author write in the same way? Were you the same person saying "What? a boy? who's a wizard? platform 9 3/4?..... ha ha ha fuck off Rowling, that'll never work"

Or is your name Penguin?

HenryPercy, I work in publishing and my ex-colleague, Barry Cunningham, signed up JK Rowling, so no (though personally I prefer Lemony Snicket). You're right though, not every author writes in the same way, but then I'm fairly confident also that we are all entitled to our opinion. That's what critics are for.

LINK

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Reply to PLN:

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

Did you go Chaos?

Awww, you got me!

No, I didn't go, I listened to it on the radio - but does that mean I can't condemn someone for booing at half time?

I'm pleased to hear there was plenty of cheering through the game, why go and spoil that when the team still has 45 minutes to go and needs their fans to be on side?

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Reply to Daniel Downham:

Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever...

Comical Genius. Does this look like a book?

Does every author write in the same way? Were you the same person saying "What? a boy? who's a wizard? platform 9 3/4?..... ha ha ha fuck off Rowling, that'll never work"

Or is your name Penguin?

HenryPercy, I work in publishing and my ex-colleague, Barry Cunningham, signed up JK Rowling, so no (though personally I prefer Lemony Snicket). You're right though, not every author writes in the same way, but then I'm fairly confident also that we are all entitled to our opinion. That's what...

I guess that's why you talk a lot of shit... that's what arseholes are for.

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Reply to Daniel Downham:

Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever...

Comical Genius. Does this look like a book?

Does every author write in the same way? Were you the same person saying "What? a boy? who's a wizard? platform 9 3/4?..... ha ha ha fuck off Rowling, that'll never work"

Or is your name Penguin?

HenryPercy, I work in publishing and my ex-colleague, Barry Cunningham, signed up JK Rowling, so no (though personally I prefer Lemony Snicket). You're right though, not every author writes in the same way, but then I'm fairly confident also that we are all entitled to our opinion. That's what...

Blimey.

I didn't realise that there were only a few degrees of separation between you and really f*cking lame anecdote.

I'm fairly confident you're boring.

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Reply to PLN:

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

Did you go Chaos?

Awww, you got me!

No, I didn't go, I listened to it on the radio - but does that mean I can't condemn someone for booing at half time?

I'm pleased to hear there was plenty of cheering through the game, why go and spoil that when the team still has 45 minutes to go and...

Because we tried being nice.... we've tried singing.... we get the same reaction.... booo is an easier sound to make.....

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Did anyone here go to the game? The boo boys were in a small minority. At the beginning of the second half, the south and east stand sang and sang and sang for 15-20 minutes solid "we are tottenham, super tottenham, from the lane" it made my hair stand on end. We believe in Ramos and the team, and...

Yeah, was there in the Park Lane as usual, was an awesome quarter of an hour, I have no voice today but was well worth it.
And to ChaosTheory, I can't be bothered to reference my exact reasons and beliefs when it comes to the way one should support ones team but rest assured I want the best...

Boo them at full time if you really must - but as the old saying goes, it's a game of two halves.

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Reply to PLN:

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

Did you go Chaos?

Awww, you got me!

No, I didn't go, I listened to it on the radio - but does that mean I can't condemn someone for booing at half time?

I'm pleased to hear there was plenty of cheering through the game, why go and spoil that when the team still has 45 minutes to go and...

In all honesty yes, it does mean you cant... because you dont see the 90 minutes of cheering and singing the same person has done. I'll have no one saying a bad word about the fans yesterday. (barring the 1 or 2 who are always there with their own personal vendetta against their chosen target of the week)

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Great post Harry.

I've been a season ticket holder for 10 years in the east stand upper. Yesterday the fans were more embarrassing than the players. The people that sit around me quite obviously dont know a thing about football. It is actually the fans making want to sell my season...

I want to sit with you.

Presumably Barry Cunningham is an ex colleague because you were sacked as the censor then?

There was an appeal on the last blog for some new songs. How about these two?

Jenas: To the tune of the chorus from the theme to the great 80s cartoon, Ulysses 31 (LINK

Jermain Jeee eee nas
No one else can do the things you do
Jermain Jeee eee nas
Like a bolt of thunder from the blue
Jermain Jeee eee nas
Always Fighting all the evil forces arsene wenger's Arsenal


Pav: To the Bonanza theme:

Roman Roman Roman Pavlyuchenko!
Roman Roman Roman Pavlyuchenko is the best!
(repeat to fade)

Enough to stir the troops I hope.

Now I'm sure that I'm supposed to be doing some work...

I was there yest in the east stand gang 30 right next to the southstand and the noise was amazing in the second half. the "we are tottenham" chant that was so loud and seemed to last forever - that didnt seem to motivate the players at all. (the only boos round me were at half time and full time), jenas was very overratted he gave loads of balls away and didnt track back, ekotto gave a lot away also. Corluka looked twice the player of the villa game (still seems a little slow though) Think Bent was treated a little harsh by some also, he ran around made looking for the ball - all he seemed to get was long punts to his head, not the ball he wants!!

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Reply to PLN:

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

Did you go Chaos?

Awww, you got me!

No, I didn't go, I listened to it on the radio - but does that mean I can't condemn someone for booing at half time?

I'm pleased to hear there was plenty of cheering through the game, why go and spoil that when the team still has 45 minutes to go and...

In all honesty yes, it does mean you cant... because you dont see the 90 minutes of cheering and singing the same person has done. I'll have no one saying a bad word about the fans yesterday. (barring the 1 or 2 who are always there with their own personal vendetta against their chosen target of the...

I heard it on the radio, I saw it on a TV Show. I have been at the lane and witnessed the boo boys in full flow- the shame of it? I might even have once been one of them in my less considerate days.

Other people here (who were there) are disgusted, Bentley was bood, Gomes abused, Jenas (as usual).

Shall we give them the benefit of the doubt and assume the fans cheering were a different lot to those booing?

That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

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I was there yest in the east stand gang 30 right next to the southstand and the noise was amazing in the second half. the "we are tottenham" chant that was so loud and seemed to last forever - that didnt seem to motivate the players at all. (the only boos round me were at half time and full time),...

There were a few who should have had punts to the head.... the referee especially...

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That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

Well aren't I the lucky one Father Downham... Do I need to say some hail marys to get my forgiveness or will you love me anyway?

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I was there yest in the east stand gang 30 right next to the southstand and the noise was amazing in the second half. the "we are tottenham" chant that was so loud and seemed to last forever - that didnt seem to motivate the players at all. (the only boos round me were at half time and full time),...

There were a few who should have had punts to the head.... the referee especially...

Tell me bout it, the ref was alwful. He wasnt the reason we lost - we just wernt good enough. But it seemed everytime that twat hesky dived they got a free kick - our guys were getting pulled/hacked down and nothing. Lennon won a pen, I watched MOTD2 to see what they said bout it and that twat monty was saying he caught him but it wasnt a pen?? WTF I thought that would be a pen you old aresnal loving cu*t

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I was there yest in the east stand gang 30 right next to the southstand and the noise was amazing in the second half. the "we are tottenham" chant that was so loud and seemed to last forever - that didnt seem to motivate the players at all. (the only boos round me were at half time and full time),...

There were a few who should have had punts to the head.... the referee especially...

Tell me bout it, the ref was alwful. He wasnt the reason we lost - we just wernt good enough. But it seemed everytime that twat hesky dived they got a free kick - our guys were getting pulled/hacked down and nothing. Lennon won a pen, I watched MOTD2 to see what they said bout it and that twat monty...

We drew.

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Reply to PLN:

There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

Did you go Chaos?

Awww, you got me!

No, I didn't go, I listened to it on the radio - but does that mean I can't condemn someone for booing at half time?

I'm pleased to hear there was plenty of cheering through the game, why go and spoil that when the team still has 45 minutes to go and...

In all honesty yes, it does mean you cant... because you dont see the 90 minutes of cheering and singing the same person has done. I'll have no one saying a bad word about the fans yesterday. (barring the 1 or 2 who are always there with their own personal vendetta against their chosen target of the...

I heard it on the radio, I saw it on a TV Show. I have been at the lane and witnessed the boo boys in full flow- the shame of it? I might even have once been one of them in my less considerate days.

Other people here (who were there) are disgusted, Bentley was bood, Gomes abused,...

No lets not, because I saw with my own eyes 5000 of the nearest people to myself singing for 90 minutes, then booing them off. Both of which i agree with. Rightly or wrongly. Although, after the initial boo at the final whistle, a warm round of applause was given to both Gomes and Campb*ll, the only 2 players to stay out and clap US!

The trouble with Bentley is that rightly or wrongly, he will have to be dynamite to overcome his Arse connections. I will never boo one of our own players because i see it as fundamentally wrong, however everyone has a right to be critical imho.

Moaning after every underhit corner wont help the lad put the next one on someones head? What happened to a rousing "COYS...." at every corner? what happened to the stamping of feet and banging of seats that went with it? THAT WILL help the cause. Not silence followed "grrrrroan FFS".

Bentley will be fine, get behind him and the others. In his defence there arent many targets to hit when he's poises ready to deliver. In the same way that there probably arent any targets for fear of being caught upfield by a shit delivery. Its chicken and egg, confidence devoid stuff at the moment - hard to watch, just as hard to play anyway. But is there any problem that 36,000 + 11 cant fix on a saturday afternoon? i doubt it.

Pavlyuchenko will come good too, once his team mates understand that hes not going to score goals chasing long diagonals towards the corner flag.

The support was good yet somehow lacked conviction if that makes sense on Sunday, even the paxton made an effort. Booing at half time full time is pretty poor, achieves nothing, if anything probably just alienates sections of the crowd and players. Nunchucks bedroom theory applies here.

COYS

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There was booing at half time and at full time, thats it. Other than that the support yesterday was better than any team in the premiership, even ones that win games! Theres no way anyone could knock our support yesterday, even Steve Bruce was amazed at how good it was.

Is this a joke?

Yes, those "supporters" really did their club proud.

Keep booing PLN, and convince yourself it's ok because a whistle just got blown.

Did you go Chaos?

Awww, you got me!

No, I didn't go, I listened to it on the radio - but does that mean I can't condemn someone for booing at half time?

I'm pleased to hear there was plenty of cheering through the game, why go and spoil that when the team still has 45 minutes to go and...

In all honesty yes, it does mean you cant... because you dont see the 90 minutes of cheering and singing the same person has done. I'll have no one saying a bad word about the fans yesterday. (barring the 1 or 2 who are always there with their own personal vendetta against their chosen target of the...

I heard it on the radio, I saw it on a TV Show. I have been at the lane and witnessed the boo boys in full flow- the shame of it? I might even have once been one of them in my less considerate days.

Other people here (who were there) are disgusted, Bentley was bood, Gomes abused,...

No lets not, because I saw with my own eyes 5000 of the nearest people to myself singing for 90 minutes, then booing them off. Both of which i agree with. Rightly or wrongly. Although, after the initial boo at the final whistle, a warm round of applause was given to both Gomes and Campb*ll, the only...

Yep.... I clapped them.... after booing the result.... which reminds me.... I need to get my pantomime tickets....

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totally agree. lets boo some sense into them, especially that bentley fella.

however jenas is exempt, i do like jenas for some reason. i might get jenas tatooed on my arm.

I'll give you a fiver towards it.

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That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

Well aren't I the lucky one Father Downham... Do I need to say some hail marys to get my forgiveness or will you love me anyway?

I'll love you anyway, though not in the way you seem to love Harry as that's just unhealthy. Dog collars, public toilets and satsumas just aren't me I'm afraid.

By the way were your parents a Thomas the Tank Engine fan or is this just a nickname? At least they didn't call you CrankyFatController I guess.

Christ i should learn proper English - apologies.

Should be "followed by Groooannn" and "poised" not poises.

Then i just gave up.

Blimey! Good job a lot of you lot weren't around in WW2. You'd have given up like the French and we would be speaking German.
Give me a break with this doom and gloom crap. No "supporter" would boo his own team. How does that give us home game advantage.
I'm embarrassed for anyone that turns on his team, no matter who they "support". Get behind them and quit trying to be the manager. You are a "supporter" only and your opinion is worth shite.

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That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

Well aren't I the lucky one Father Downham... Do I need to say some hail marys to get my forgiveness or will you love me anyway?

I'll love you anyway, though not in the way you seem to love Harry as that's just unhealthy. Dog collars, public toilets and satsumas just aren't me I'm afraid.

By the way were your parents a Thomas the Tank Engine fan or is this just a nickname? At least they didn't call you...

Thank god your parents didn't call you wonderbra DD..... mind you, they did raise a tit.

some people me laugh theres only 1 person to blame and thats levy he hires people like dc and gives him the power to oversea player that come and go and he was the reason our best two players left and lets not forget carrick.as for people who say well he spends money course he does on players his so called top dog scout thinks will go for more money.thats why we have no leaders because most of them have no sell on price which would go up.thats bring me to the managers chance of doing well.wot dof can read the managers mind u tell me cos i dont know 1 thats why we have players who have been brought and do not play and as for now r forwards r a joke.does anyone think ramos would sell his best two players and wanna have that lot of crap so levy how do u excepet u to do anything.it must change and give ramos the chance to do his thing his way

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Blimey! Good job a lot of you lot weren't around in WW2. You'd have given up like the French and we would be speaking German.
Give me a break with this doom and gloom crap. No "supporter" would boo his own team. How does that give us home game advantage.
I'm embarrassed for anyone that...

You think that's bad, you should see what I'm like at my nephew's Under 10 football matches...

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Reply to Daniel Downham:

That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

Well aren't I the lucky one Father Downham... Do I need to say some hail marys to get my forgiveness or will you love me anyway?

I'll love you anyway, though not in the way you seem to love Harry as that's just unhealthy. Dog collars, public toilets and satsumas just aren't me I'm afraid.

By the way were your parents a Thomas the Tank Engine fan or is this just a nickname? At least they didn't call you...

Thank god your parents didn't call you wonderbra DD..... mind you, they did raise a tit.

See, now YOU have a way with words and are actually quite funny (though not that funny as my parents both died this morning which I'm quite cut up about. Just bad timing on your part is all - don't beat yourself up about it).

Harry, are you reading this? Perhaps it's time HenryPercy takes over from your crap blog. He's stood in your shadows for far too long and is fed up of being your bitch. Give him what he deserves, and I'm not talking about his biscuit treats when he's licked your bumbum dry.

apart from two seasons under the Big Dutch Geezer, the last 25 seasons have followed exactly the same pattern. We get all excited at the start of a new dawn, only to get disappointed that once again our players are not good enough, and we have to endure another mid-table finish. Perhaps a season of flirting with relegation will bring some excitement to our lives.

How many more years will you boys waste your time and money just to see history repeat itself again, and again, and again. To make a mistake once is bad luck, to do it again is foolish, but to repeat it year after year is MADNESS.

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That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

Well aren't I the lucky one Father Downham... Do I need to say some hail marys to get my forgiveness or will you love me anyway?

I'll love you anyway, though not in the way you seem to love Harry as that's just unhealthy. Dog collars, public toilets and satsumas just aren't me I'm afraid.

By the way were your parents a Thomas the Tank Engine fan or is this just a nickname? At least they didn't call you...

Thank god your parents didn't call you wonderbra DD..... mind you, they did raise a tit.

See, now YOU have a way with words and are actually quite funny (though not that funny as my parents both died this morning which I'm quite cut up about. Just bad timing on your part is all - don't beat yourself up about it).

Harry, are you reading this? Perhaps it's time HenryPercy...

"I'm not talking about his biscuit treats when he's licked your bumbum dry" I'll have to use that one in my next playground bundle.

The funny thing is, I'm abusing you and you're praising me.

I know this is a sensitive time for you and you probably won't want to share this, but did you bore them to death? or were they subject to Seppuku due to spawning you?

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That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

Well aren't I the lucky one Father Downham... Do I need to say some hail marys to get my forgiveness or will you love me anyway?

I'll love you anyway, though not in the way you seem to love Harry as that's just unhealthy. Dog collars, public toilets and satsumas just aren't me I'm afraid.

By the way were your parents a Thomas the Tank Engine fan or is this just a nickname? At least they didn't call you...

Thank god your parents didn't call you wonderbra DD..... mind you, they did raise a tit.

See, now YOU have a way with words and are actually quite funny (though not that funny as my parents both died this morning which I'm quite cut up about. Just bad timing on your part is all - don't beat yourself up about it).

Harry, are you reading this? Perhaps it's time HenryPercy...

I don't get it. Sycophancy begets derision begets more sycophancy begets more derision begets even more sycophancy...

I've had a cursory reread of your posts, Henry, looking for some kind of subliminal messaging, but I'm coming up with nothing. Anyway, good work, you comedy duo. Keep it coming.

I might add, I simply adore the berating of Harry for keeping lickspittles and stooges, whilst vigorously brownnosing Mr Percy.

Three star stuff.

Cheer up lads...at least we aren't Newcastle...

I know you're abusing me, but I just appreciate good banter. And anyway, compared to Harry's writing style my local retard would get praise on this site if he came on here and wrote his name in crayon.

No, they didn't die from Seppuku, in fact they hate numbers-based puzzles. It was a quick death, which I'm thankful for. They were old and their heads just fell off.

there's a whole lot of girly bitching goin' on today. boo or not, if you go in to dixons for a tv and the c*nt serving sells you a toaster in a tv box you're gonna be a tad pissed. if you've paid your £50 quid the least you can expect is a degree of effort and guile. they ain't getting very angry on the pitch, so no surprise really at the anger off it.
what twisted logic legitimises the opinion of those that attended a game to a greater degree than those that watched live on tv. both are 'armchair generals', and supporters. cane me if you feel it necessary but let's be real, tv money is paying the fu*ckin wages.

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become a Man U supporter.
Get behind the team, as some one put it earlier how does booing help an already struggling team? regardless if its 100 people or 10,000 it doesn't help.
Remember people the power of positive thinking.
Oh and to those people who come on here just to slag Harry off, you make me laugh! It's as though he's raped your wife. A Harry I think your wrong along with your reasons would be suffice. All this 'once again Harry you have proved to be an utter cnut!' you just end up looking like a cock jockey. Its not big and its not hard.......... I blame the parents, is it a lack of quality male role models in their life?

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Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Where is your sidekick, while we're on the subject?

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That's actually quite funny - you're forgiven.

Harry's still a twot though.

Well aren't I the lucky one Father Downham... Do I need to say some hail marys to get my forgiveness or will you love me anyway?

I'll love you anyway, though not in the way you seem to love Harry as that's just unhealthy. Dog collars, public toilets and satsumas just aren't me I'm afraid.

By the way were your parents a Thomas the Tank Engine fan or is this just a nickname? At least they didn't call you...

Thank god your parents didn't call you wonderbra DD..... mind you, they did raise a tit.

See, now YOU have a way with words and are actually quite funny (though not that funny as my parents both died this morning which I'm quite cut up about. Just bad timing on your part is all - don't beat yourself up about it).

Harry, are you reading this? Perhaps it's time HenryPercy...

I don't get it. Sycophancy begets derision begets more sycophancy begets more derision begets even more sycophancy...

I've had a cursory reread of your posts, Henry, looking for some kind of subliminal messaging, but I'm coming up with nothing. Anyway, good work, you comedy duo. Keep...

I'm a particularly subliminal sort of chap. I'm not brownnosing Harry nor am I a stooge (there were only three of them anyway).... And I was only borrowing those pants off of his washing line.

Reply to WhiteyThomson:

Cheer up lads...at least we aren't Newcastle...

but we are exactly the same as Newcastle. The expectations of both clubs are always higher than their abilities, they try to buy success and always fail, and both sets of fans think they are the best but are a bunch whingeing "brain surgeons", as confirmed by Lord Harold.

my bad just felt like a defeat!!!

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there's a whole lot of girly bitching goin' on today. boo or not, if you go in to dixons for a tv and the c*nt serving sells you a toaster in a tv box you're gonna be a tad pissed. if you've paid your £50 quid the least you can expect is a degree of effort and guile. they ain't getting very angry on...

Ha ha ha ha... My hero!!! Greatest use of Toasters and TVs I've ever heard!!!!

Can I brownnose you now?

Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Mine's big and hard, nothing to do with the male models in my life though....

Hard facts:

If we do not win the next two home games i.e:

* Sun 05/10 vs Hull City

* Sat 25/10 vs Bolton

The last of which is similar timing when Jol was sacked last year!

Then the Board are very likely to swing the axe on Ramos's head!! And quite right too!!!!

The old saying "you must win your home games for mid table obscurity, and any better results for where you finish in the top 10".

We cannot even win a game!!!

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I know you're abusing me, but I just appreciate good banter. And anyway, compared to Harry's writing style my local retard would get praise on this site if he came on here and wrote his name in crayon.

No, they didn't die from Seppuku, in fact they hate numbers-based puzzles. It was a...

Did their heads fall off because of the crayon marks on the PC... you really shouldn't talk about yourself in the third person.... it get's confusing after a while.

The problem is Ramos picks some strange teams. Zakora at right back??? whats that all about when he have one on the bench who has never let us down. Why is Ekotto still wearing a spurs shirt?? and why did Huddlestone come on yesterday when we were looking for a goal??? He needs to start sorting things out and stop putting out the team with players being played out of position then maybe we will have half a chance. I swear if i see Ekotto & Zakora playing full back again im going to walk out.

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there's a whole lot of girly bitching goin' on today. boo or not, if you go in to dixons for a tv and the c*nt serving sells you a toaster in a tv box you're gonna be a tad pissed. if you've paid your £50 quid the least you can expect is a degree of effort and guile. they ain't getting very angry on...

Ha ha ha ha... My hero!!! Greatest use of Toasters and TVs I've ever heard!!!!

Can I brownnose you now?

If I may clarify for you, the sentence introducing brownnosing was directed at Mr Downham.

i.e. '...brownnosing Mr Percy' as opposed to '...brownnosing, Mr Percy'.

et voila. The mighty comma at work.

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Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Where is your sidekick, while we're on the subject?

No idea! I think he said he was going 'home' (which i took to mean London) that was all he said on Thursday during Harry's minute by minute match report (JGM provided the highlight - read it if you've not seen, still laughing just thinking about it!)

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Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Just so you know Harry, I'm certainly not calling you a cnut, and I'm not suggesting you raped my wife (though someone did, and I WILL find out which one of you it was), I just don't like your writing style, that's all.

Fatknacker - that happened to me once and it was 2 weeks until I realised I was not watching Spurs at all but in fact a toaster. I've relegated it to the spare bedroom now and have put myself a widescreen microwave instead.

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Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Where is your sidekick, while we're on the subject?

No idea! I think he said he was going 'home' (which i took to mean London) that was all he said on Thursday during Harry's minute by minute match report (JGM provided the highlight - read it if you've not seen, still laughing just thinking about it!)

Very good. I was this close to giving Magnum P.I. a call.

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Reply to fatknacker:

there's a whole lot of girly bitching goin' on today. boo or not, if you go in to dixons for a tv and the c*nt serving sells you a toaster in a tv box you're gonna be a tad pissed. if you've paid your £50 quid the least you can expect is a degree of effort and guile. they ain't getting very angry on...

Ha ha ha ha... My hero!!! Greatest use of Toasters and TVs I've ever heard!!!!

Can I brownnose you now?

i'd rather you didn't Henry as i've been admiring your works and Confucious said "man who lick arse speak shit".

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Cheer up lads...at least we aren't Newcastle...

but we are exactly the same as Newcastle. The expectations of both clubs are always higher than their abilities, they try to buy success and always fail, and both sets of fans think they are the best but are a bunch whingeing "brain surgeons", as confirmed by Lord Harold.

Were not the same as Newcastle! They have won nothing in my life time & i'm in my 30's! Also they're a one club City and yet could only get about 10,000 fans when Ossie was manager, oh and two sides of their ground look more old fashioned (& smaller) than Stockport County's (albeit the other two sides hold about 50,000 fans).
Oh and they would have still been in the championship if they did not buy there way out via John Halls cash (in fact I blame Hall & Jack Walker at Blackburn for helping to ruin football in this country!)

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Cheer up lads...at least we aren't Newcastle...

but we are exactly the same as Newcastle. The expectations of both clubs are always higher than their abilities, they try to buy success and always fail, and both sets of fans think they are the best but are a bunch whingeing "brain surgeons", as confirmed by Lord Harold.

Were not the same as Newcastle! They have won nothing in my life time & i'm in my 30's! Also they're a one club City and yet could only get about 10,000 fans when Ossie was manager, oh and two sides of their ground look more old fashioned (& smaller) than Stockport County's (albeit the other two...

*their way out! sorry.

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Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Just so you know Harry, I'm certainly not calling you a cnut, and I'm not suggesting you raped my wife (though someone did, and I WILL find out which one of you it was), I just don't like your writing style, that's all.

Fatknacker - that happened to me once and it was 2 weeks until I...

You're funny like cancer.

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there's a whole lot of girly bitching goin' on today. boo or not, if you go in to dixons for a tv and the c*nt serving sells you a toaster in a tv box you're gonna be a tad pissed. if you've paid your £50 quid the least you can expect is a degree of effort and guile. they ain't getting very angry on...

Ha ha ha ha... My hero!!! Greatest use of Toasters and TVs I've ever heard!!!!

Can I brownnose you now?

If I may clarify for you, the sentence introducing brownnosing was directed at Mr Downham.

i.e. '...brownnosing Mr Percy' as opposed to '...brownnosing, Mr Percy'.

et voila. The mighty comma at work.

Thank you for your work instructions on the uses of the comma. I was, however, commenting on Mr Downham's claim that I was brownnosing Mr Hotspur and refuting this allegation.

But.... I will wait, with baited breath of course, for the next installment of "ENGLISH for DUMMIES".

Can you tell me about the semi colon.... like a colon but only half the shit?

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Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Mine's big and hard, nothing to do with the male models in my life though....

Thanks for sharing that you will now be known as HenryPercyLargePiece!

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Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever...

Harry i wouldn't put your mums underwear on cos i had them on last and there a bit sticky, sorry.
oh and one more thing Harry, you are along with all your supporters cnuts!

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Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Mine's big and hard, nothing to do with the male models in my life though....

Thanks for sharing that you will now be known as HenryPercyLargePiece!

I'd like to be know as Bertie Big Bollocks from now on.

What about Triple B (a bit like Hunter Hurst Helmsley - or however you spell it - is known as triple H!)

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there's a whole lot of girly bitching goin' on today. boo or not, if you go in to dixons for a tv and the c*nt serving sells you a toaster in a tv box you're gonna be a tad pissed. if you've paid your £50 quid the least you can expect is a degree of effort and guile. they ain't getting very angry on...

Ha ha ha ha... My hero!!! Greatest use of Toasters and TVs I've ever heard!!!!

Can I brownnose you now?

i'd rather you didn't Henry as i've been admiring your works and Confucious said "man who lick arse speak shit".

Clever bloke that Confucious guy.... breath smells a bit though....

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Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

positive thinking?. are you uri gellers lovechild?. it ain't bending my spoon at the moment. if we all hold hands do you think we can make the bald bulgarian disappear?.

Which one Yordan Letchkov or Bobi Mikhailov?

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The problem is Ramos picks some strange teams. Zakora at right back??? whats that all about when he have one on the bench who has never let us down. Why is Ekotto still wearing a spurs shirt?? and why did Huddlestone come on yesterday when we were looking for a goal??? He needs to start sorting...

Please learn to spell his name. He is an idiot, but it doesn't mean you have to follow suit.

It is ZOKORA not with an "a". I don't mean to snipe but everyone else seems to be doing it today.

Also quite a few people seem to spell his name like that and then meticulously get everyone else's name right. I wonder if it is a type of name-lexia.

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The problem is Ramos picks some strange teams. Zakora at right back??? whats that all about when he have one on the bench who has never let us down. Why is Ekotto still wearing a spurs shirt?? and why did Huddlestone come on yesterday when we were looking for a goal??? He needs to start sorting...

Please learn to spell his name. He is an idiot, but it doesn't mean you have to follow suit.

It is ZOKORA not with an "a". I don't mean to snipe but everyone else seems to be doing it today.

Also quite a few people seem to spell his name like that and then meticulously get...

I think Lexia is a type of name... not sure which type though.

i thought Lexia was a type of car. Perhaps i'm no meticulous enough.
Ginge i bet you're good at scrabble, way to spell bulgarians man.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOPS sorry for that booing didn't realise that i'm not allowed to show my frustration at some players who aint giving all for the club I LOVE.
And i best not say anything about that Ramos being a 2 bob jumped up made to measure cnut,
does anyone remember when seville was top of the spanish league with 4 or 5 games to go and he rested 6 players for a uefa cup game?
does anyone remember him not playing Bale in the first game when he was fit?
does anyone remember him resting King after he had a 2 week rest for the villa game?
does anyone remember him not giving players like Bent a chance last season even in games that didn't matter?
does anyone remember seeing him pissed because we have only won 3 games in a year?
The point i'm making is that some things you should be judged on on the above is just that so i'll judge him..
hmmmm...
hmmmm....
ok, GUILTY AS CARGED!!
He is a complete and utter cnut!!!!!!!
and so are you mugs for thinking otherwise!!!!!

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Harry your full of shit.
We are only 2 more losses away from being in
Newcastle territory. STOP SLAGGING OFF PEOPLE THAT ARE RIGHT in what they think.

your not a journo
Your a two-bob blog writer,
and thats being kind.

Stop writing such shit...

Super JT...would that be Super John Terry? With the crap you've just printed here your about as welcome as John Terry would be in the Park Lane. Why don't you enlighten us and tell us what you would do? And try and be constructive if that word even exists in your vocabulary

Is SuperJT a dog?

a) Yes

b) Of course he is

c) No, he is a fuckin pig

Maybe he is a scum sucking pig!

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Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Just so you know Harry, I'm certainly not calling you a cnut, and I'm not suggesting you raped my wife (though someone did, and I WILL find out which one of you it was), I just don't like your writing style, that's all.

Fatknacker - that happened to me once and it was 2 weeks until I...

well f*ck my old boots. i thought that this was a football blog and it turns out it's f*ckin' literature. 'don't like your writing style'! are you gonna be marking harry out of ten for artistic content you twat?. my brother-in-law gave me his mountain bike 'cos it didn't suit his riding style. he is also a cock.

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Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Just so you know Harry, I'm certainly not calling you a cnut, and I'm not suggesting you raped my wife (though someone did, and I WILL find out which one of you it was), I just don't like your writing style, that's all.

Fatknacker - that happened to me once and it was 2 weeks until I...

well f*ck my old boots. i thought that this was a football blog and it turns out it's f*ckin' literature. 'don't like your writing style'! are you gonna be marking harry out of ten for artistic content you twat?. my brother-in-law gave me his mountain bike 'cos it didn't suit his riding style. he is...

I’m still smarting at his JK Rowling anecdote. He was doing reasonably well up until then, for a cock that is.

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Reply to George:

The problem is Ramos picks some strange teams. Zakora at right back??? whats that all about when he have one on the bench who has never let us down. Why is Ekotto still wearing a spurs shirt?? and why did Huddlestone come on yesterday when we were looking for a goal??? He needs to start sorting...

Please learn to spell his name. He is an idiot, but it doesn't mean you have to follow suit.

It is ZOKORA not with an "a". I don't mean to snipe but everyone else seems to be doing it today.

Also quite a few people seem to spell his name like that and then meticulously get...

its a good job his first name is not Frasier / Fraisier / Fraser / Fraizer / Frazier

Do you think if we do ever get a CL place we'll be on sites like this congratulating each other or will we still be verbally abusing each other?

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Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Just so you know Harry, I'm certainly not calling you a cnut, and I'm not suggesting you raped my wife (though someone did, and I WILL find out which one of you it was), I just don't like your writing style, that's all.

Fatknacker - that happened to me once and it was 2 weeks until I...

well f*ck my old boots. i thought that this was a football blog and it turns out it's f*ckin' literature. 'don't like your writing style'! are you gonna be marking harry out of ten for artistic content you twat?. my brother-in-law gave me his mountain bike 'cos it didn't suit his riding style. he is...

I’m still smarting at his JK Rowling anecdote. He was doing reasonably well up until then, for a cock that is.

sad really, i think 'i work in publishing' translates to 'i sell the big issue'. still he got a good caning and departed with all the dignity of a well f*cked porn queen.

Reply to Ginge1:

Do you think if we do ever get a CL place we'll be on sites like this congratulating each other or will we still be verbally abusing each other?

CL place?? . Yes there is 'if' word in your statement, but its still funny to talk about CL place at the moment.

Reply to spurmin:

Only boooood at the end of the game yesterday. The support in the second half was superb. And the team improved with the support.
SO SUPPORT.

Too f*****g right mate, and spot on article Sir Harold. Yes the support in the second half was spot on and it certainly lifted the team, you could bloody see it. So I wish all the doom-mongerers would just face it like men with the rest of us, let the team develop without giving them grief every 5 mins and support the lads in the manner that this great club deserves and has always been famous for.

BIOYGC!!

Reply to Ginge1:

Do you think if we do ever get a CL place we'll be on sites like this congratulating each other or will we still be verbally abusing each other?

there you go again with that positive thinking Uri jr. can i come round to your house for tea, i bet the glass will allways be half full. seriously though,who has the biggest cock competitions would still happen if we won the cl. sweet dreams.

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Reply to Daniel Downham:

Reply to Ginge1:

Blimey! I'm handing over my mantle to Daniel Downham & Henry Percy, I'm sure Jaimespurs is doing the same!

Basically we're stuck with what we've got until Jan, live with it. Yes we look sh1t, yes its unacceptable but its just the Spurs way. If you want to win things every year become...

Just so you know Harry, I'm certainly not calling you a cnut, and I'm not suggesting you raped my wife (though someone did, and I WILL find out which one of you it was), I just don't like your writing style, that's all.

Fatknacker - that happened to me once and it was 2 weeks until I...

well f*ck my old boots. i thought that this was a football blog and it turns out it's f*ckin' literature. 'don't like your writing style'! are you gonna be marking harry out of ten for artistic content you twat?. my brother-in-law gave me his mountain bike 'cos it didn't suit his riding style. he is...

I’m still smarting at his JK Rowling anecdote. He was doing reasonably well up until then, for a cock that is.

sad really, i think 'i work in publishing' translates to 'i sell the big issue'. still he got a good caning and departed with all the dignity of a well f*cked porn queen.

i agree completely but...
wasnt it you who said that arshavin/veloso would be signing

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking two or three key players and we'd have a real good team. Unfortunately we've only been two or three players away for a while!

ps Fish pie with carrots for tea!

Did someone say biggest cock competition? Sign me up! I don’t like to brag but I’m nearly twice the national 2 inch average.

Reply to skinless:

Did someone say biggest cock competition? Sign me up! I don’t like to brag but I’m nearly twice the national 2 inch average.

Well you've cheered me up, I now consider myself average!

You pay your money, want to Boo, that's
a personal choice. At the end of the day,
if anyone expects no booing after the dross
served up at the last two home games, then
they must be delusional at best. There will
be some sort of change if things do not
pick up soon, my guess is Wendy Ramos will
be moved sideways at best in the near future.
Reports today Bentley is unhappy, only a
matter of time before player power waves
goodbye to Ramos. Something feels very wrong,
I think a change maybe closer than most would
envisage...

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield sorted, but Bale, Lennon, and Bent look much improved. Campbell plays with passion and energy every time he steps onto the pitch.

I think part of the problem with Bentley is his lack of pace, which is really evident when he doesn't have a quality RB supporting/overlapping to combine with on the right side. When is Hutton going to be fit? I agree that his free kicks have been far from good.

BAE gives the ball up far too much to when he goes forward, he's still making the same mistakes as the first game, only he wasn't as badly exposed yesterday.


In general I don't understand why everyone is so down on the team right now. We are fielding mostly new faces from last season, which we knew was going to take time for the team to gel. Why are people boo-ing now, because they've built up unrealistic expectations all summer?

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

Reply to ramos:

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

ramos OUT!

no one in the world wants arshavin at those quoted figures only the arse had an interest because he can pass a ball but they wouldnt pay half what his team wants thats why he is interested in spurs and earning a joke amount of cash and veloso has probably never even heard of spurs lets be serious!

Reply to ramos:

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

ramos cocksucking little bitch OUT!!

i agree juande ramos out completely mr montana

i thought you was talking to me montana ,sorry old chap.........juande for the chop

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

still, it could be worse. we may be bottom of the pl but we could be a goal up going away to the warsaw ghetto with the nickname yidos. the economy could be going tits-up, house prices plumetting, unemployment rising. oh f*ck, altogether now "allways look on the bright side of life ....."
ps did you have gravy with that.

As I'm dyslexic dyspraxic and A.D.D. I can't be arsed to wade through all these posts worthy as they may be.

24 hours after one of the worst matches I've seen us play my feelings have not changed all that much.

It's not that we drew, it's not that we're bottom of the league and it's not that one or two players had an off day. What's getting to me is that we just don't seem to know what to do with the ball, we didn't create many chances, we just didn't look at all threatening.

When Ramos arrived he improved things, we got fitter, we looked up for it, we seemed to have a plan and if the plan didn't work he'd try another one which usually came off.

Where's all that gone ?

Reply to ramos:

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

How do you know about Harry's sex life ?

i agree we gotta look on the brightside of life ,looks like paul robinson will be englands number 1 again soon and if we are lucky bentley will carry on telling theo walcott he needs to leave arsenal to get in the england team, he also has planty of gel!

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Bent is much improved ?
So you're impressed by the way he can't control a football. His first touch is appalling but on a positive note it helped him mis hit the shot that went in against the West London Wanderers.

Reply to jose ramos:

i thought you was talking to me montana ,sorry old chap.........juande for the chop

Yes i was talking to you ramos or jose ramos or whatever your fuckin name is. I expect you change your name again, ramos cunt or something.

Ramos is ineffective this season. Can someone counter that charge and back it up?

At this rate it will be hard to judgement until after the January transfer window. I see no reason why the current group of players in the Spurs squad cannot secure home wins to the likes of Wigan or Sunderland (we haven't even played any of the newly promoted clubs!)

Motivation at the top is lacking and needed more tyhen ever. Players are being played out of position. The teams performance is lackluster, tactical decisions are poor and the supporters are getting more and more despondent.

What course of action should be taken in the near term to correct this grim situation?

Leaving things to "gel" is not what a leader would do in this situation. Things will get worse before they come good.

Something has to change before January.

Reply to King Spur:

Great post Harry.

I've been a season ticket holder for 10 years in the east stand upper. Yesterday the fans were more embarrassing than the players. The people that sit around me quite obviously dont know a thing about football. It is actually the fans making want to sell my season...

Well said king spur, could'nt agree more

davemakay psychological evaluation ,its official

Harold. Where on earth did you find that picture of Lady onedavemackay ?





I could get into serious bother over this

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Bent is much improved ?
So you're impressed by the way he can't control a football. His first touch is appalling but on a positive note it helped him mis hit the shot that went in against the West London Wanderers.

Bent has converted the chances he's been given. It is not his fault he hasn't been provided with any service.

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Bent is much improved ?
So you're impressed by the way he can't control a football. His first touch is appalling but on a positive note it helped him mis hit the shot that went in against the West London Wanderers.

Bent has converted the chances he's been given. It is not his fault he hasn't been provided with any service.

Correction. He's converted three of the many chances he's been given.

If he hasn't been provided by any service how come he's scored any ?

Listen, I agree we are not creating enough chances, but thus far Bent does not look like a top Prem striker. Compare him to Santa Cruz who would you rather have ?

Reply to onedavemackay:

Harold. Where on earth did you find that picture of Lady onedavemackay ?





I could get into serious bother over this

We need to talk. You are looking at the first Madame de Hotspur.

Reply to ramos:

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

I can't believe you've just outed Harry!

Harry..... do you come here often?

It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low. And we of Spurs have set our sights very high, so high in fact that even failure will have in it an echo of glory.

Well, we are halfway there then. Just think on all you levy out types, we could be newcastle, By which i mean could have an owner who loves his club but is in a mess becasue he listened to the fans.

Levy will always be scum in some peoples eyes but when we get there it will be the tottenham way and mean so much more. Allow the man to learn and develop. Ol rednose was one game away from getting the old toe up his arse and look what he has acheived with a supportive board, patient fans and STABILITY
All the fickle types havenow left the club, has Gus said he was stopping - YES
has Ramos said he was stoppign YES
we are building a team that does not just consist of players.
Once more incase you missed the morale of the story:
PATIENCE AND STABILITY
i challenge you to prove me wrong

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to ramos:

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

I can't believe you've just outed Harry!

Harry..... do you come here often?

Outed? Is that all? Damn I thought he was flirting with me... Always the bridesmaid.

Reply to calebray:

It is better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low. And we of Spurs have set our sights very high, so high in fact that even failure will have in it an echo of glory.

Well, we are halfway there then. Just think on all you levy out types, we could be newcastle, By which i mean...

Bingo.

Reply to ramos:

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

Harry can you press the expunge button on your control console and eviscerate this nincumpoup.

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Once we get Hutton back we've got a back four of Hutton, Woody, Corluka, Bale with Gomes behind that's a pretty good back four. Its in front where the problem is, we still lack that dominating midfielder, an experienced leader (Gattuso?) who won't take any cr*p! a left winger (Capel) and AA to supply the bullets to Pav and help him settle in (I think Pav will be a star if we give him a bit of time, he can't speak the same language as anyone in the club!).

We've made so many changes that it was always going to take time to gel, a bit of patience is required fellow Yids1

COYS!

its almost worth being gash so we can all fight amongst ourselves.

Its so much FUN.

Anyone esle susepct the HenryPercy fella is JamieSpurs with a dictionary?

You dont ever see them both post at the same time.


Fuck off Bentley Gooner Scum.

FUN FUN FUN.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Harold. Where on earth did you find that picture of Lady onedavemackay ?





I could get into serious bother over this

We need to talk. You are looking at the first Madame de Hotspur.

But ugly!!! and a face to turn things into stone and sink a thousand ships!

Perhaps, the club ought to introduce a new policy for certain underperforming players i.e.

improve their standard of play or be forced to spend the night with Madame de Hotspur!!!!

We might then see some better results!!!

with a wazzo pair of jugs to boot

Whilst we wait for the team to 'gel' From Wikepedia a definition 'A gel is an apparently solid, jelly-like material (Bit like our back four solid on paper jelly like on grass)formed from a colloidal solution. By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to the addition of a gelling agent. So there you have it mostly liquid until a gelling agent is applied i.e defensive take no prisoners midfield leader. January can't come soon enough.

Reply to BruceCastle:

Reply to ramos:

harry hotspur is just a homosexual two faced liar! he moans annd chats crap as much as anyone then blames everyone else an claims he is mr positive just to get himself a story,he is a cocksucking little bitch!

Harry can you press the expunge button on your control console and eviscerate this nincumpoup.

I spilt some Dettol and 'it' dissolved...

Reply to Nicolabertionlyjust30:

Whilst we wait for the team to 'gel' From Wikepedia a definition 'A gel is an apparently solid, jelly-like material (Bit like our back four solid on paper jelly like on grass)formed from a colloidal solution. By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to the addition of a...

Hammer meet head of nail...

i for one dont want to see any new players now, lets give commolli enough rope to hang himself.
If between Hudlestone, Zokora, Corluka, Bale, Jenas, Lennon, Bentley, Modric and Dos Santos we ant get the midfield right either the manager is shit (not an option) or Commoli is, but thats a debate for another time.
Lets build a stable team playing football the right way (lets keep it on deck eh juande) and who knows, we might just get our spurs back the way we think we can all remember.

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Nicolabertionlyjust30:

Whilst we wait for the team to 'gel' From Wikepedia a definition 'A gel is an apparently solid, jelly-like material (Bit like our back four solid on paper jelly like on grass)formed from a colloidal solution. By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to the addition of a...

Hammer meet head of nail...

Whilst your on Wikpedia you might as well loo up the definitions of shite, duds, fools gold, wasters etc!

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Bent is much improved ?
So you're impressed by the way he can't control a football. His first touch is appalling but on a positive note it helped him mis hit the shot that went in against the West London Wanderers.

Bent has converted the chances he's been given. It is not his fault he hasn't been provided with any service.

Correction. He's converted three of the many chances he's been given.

If he hasn't been provided by any service how come he's scored any ?

Listen, I agree we are not creating enough chances, but thus far Bent does not look like a top Prem striker. Compare him to Santa Cruz...

I'm just at a loss for what you are expecting from Bent? What chances has he not put away?

The common service he is provided is a long kick from Gomes, after of course the midfield under pressure passes it back to the defense, who then under pressure passes it back to Gomes.

Of course I'd rather have Santa Cruz as well, but you could say the same thing in relation to wanting Santa Cruz instead of Pav or Campbell.

Everyone has seen the poor quality from Bentley to date this season on set pieces, would Santa Cruz somehow have done better with those than Bent is now?

Reply to 1981_Spurs:

Reply to HarryHotspur:

Reply to Nicolabertionlyjust30:

Whilst we wait for the team to 'gel' From Wikepedia a definition 'A gel is an apparently solid, jelly-like material (Bit like our back four solid on paper jelly like on grass)formed from a colloidal solution. By weight, gels are mostly liquid, yet they behave like solids due to the addition of a...

Hammer meet head of nail...

Whilst your on Wikpedia you might as well loo up the definitions of shite, duds, fools gold, wasters etc!

whilst on wikipedia you might want to look up
Self awareness
Patience
Realism
Supporter

But please dont think i am knocking your passion for the club we both love

internecine
paronomasia
obfuscate
flopjam

flopjam?

Reply to fatknacker:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

still, it could be worse. we may be bottom of the pl but we could be a goal up going away to the warsaw ghetto with the nickname yidos. the economy could be going tits-up, house prices plumetting, unemployment rising. oh f*ck, altogether now "allways look on the bright side of life ....."
ps...

No it was an admiral's pie and as such quite moist.

its what a i call a spurs game.

a flopjam.

some flops going on a freeform football odyssey.

it will be in the oxford dictionary soon. alongside BIOYC.

BIOYC
verb
To Bring it on, you cunts.

spurs fans make me sick. why scapegoat d bent. he aint good enough but tht is not his fault. besides he has a better prem scoring record before he came to us than your favourites keane and berbatov. so perhaps we aint playing to his strengths. i am beginning to wonder about us bent, jenas also gets unwarrented stick hmmn?

Reply to jolsgonemental:

its what a i call a spurs game.

a flopjam.

some flops going on a freeform football odyssey.

it will be in the oxford dictionary soon. alongside BIOYC.

BIOYC
verb
To Bring it on, you cunts.

allow me to retort sir with....
Dawsonised
To show promise and have it utterly destroyed to the point where Titus Bramble has great positional sense, typically due to playing in front of Robinson and alongside kaboul. See also Gilbertoed

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Bent is much improved ?
So you're impressed by the way he can't control a football. His first touch is appalling but on a positive note it helped him mis hit the shot that went in against the West London Wanderers.

Bent has converted the chances he's been given. It is not his fault he hasn't been provided with any service.

Correction. He's converted three of the many chances he's been given.

If he hasn't been provided by any service how come he's scored any ?

Listen, I agree we are not creating enough chances, but thus far Bent does not look like a top Prem striker. Compare him to Santa Cruz...

I'm just at a loss for what you are expecting from Bent? What chances has he not put away?

The common service he is provided is a long kick from Gomes, after of course the midfield under pressure passes it back to the defense, who then under pressure passes it back to Gomes.
...

Did you listen to Hawksbee & Jacobs on talksport today? They had an email topic of sayings you haven't heard before or won't hear again. This came about due to Hawksbee's mate saying on leaving the Wigan game 'Titus Bramble had Bent in his pocket' hence Titus Bramble has never had or will again have an EPL forward in his pocket.

I didn't go to the game but based on comments like this and having watched him on TV he is in my eyes an average PL striker. He's got size, pace but little in terms of guile or touch (or general football smarts for that matter). He'll do an ok job, that's why it is so important Pav does well as I can see him being a proper player with a touch of class (fingers crossed!)

Reply to calebray:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

its what a i call a spurs game.

a flopjam.

some flops going on a freeform football odyssey.

it will be in the oxford dictionary soon. alongside BIOYC.

BIOYC
verb
To Bring it on, you cunts.

allow me to retort sir with....
Dawsonised
To show promise and have it utterly destroyed to the point where Titus Bramble has great positional sense, typically due to playing in front of Robinson and alongside kaboul. See also Gilbertoed

Berbatoved - To show a complete lack of desire and motivation to do ones best.

another Berbatoved flopjam this week then?

fucking dawsonised idiots.

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to calebray:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

its what a i call a spurs game.

a flopjam.

some flops going on a freeform football odyssey.

it will be in the oxford dictionary soon. alongside BIOYC.

BIOYC
verb
To Bring it on, you cunts.

allow me to retort sir with....
Dawsonised
To show promise and have it utterly destroyed to the point where Titus Bramble has great positional sense, typically due to playing in front of Robinson and alongside kaboul. See also Gilbertoed

Berbatoved - To show a complete lack of desire and motivation to do ones best.

Pointyshouteyblokedoff
To make your most loyal fans feel like they have been burgled by betraying them for your "dream" then being burgled
See also : Karma

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to onedavemackay:

Reply to knocsucow00:

Reply to Ginge1:

What else is there to say, we look rubbish, we're bottom of the league etc etc if's, but's and maybe's are all we have. I made a post earlier and had to reduce the number of hopefully's! just about says it all at the mo.
I just look at some of the players we've got and can't help thinking...

Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Bent is much improved ?
So you're impressed by the way he can't control a football. His first touch is appalling but on a positive note it helped him mis hit the shot that went in against the West London Wanderers.

Bent has converted the chances he's been given. It is not his fault he hasn't been provided with any service.

Correction. He's converted three of the many chances he's been given.

If he hasn't been provided by any service how come he's scored any ?

Listen, I agree we are not creating enough chances, but thus far Bent does not look like a top Prem striker. Compare him to Santa Cruz...

I'm just at a loss for what you are expecting from Bent? What chances has he not put away?

The common service he is provided is a long kick from Gomes, after of course the midfield under pressure passes it back to the defense, who then under pressure passes it back to Gomes.
...

Did you listen to Hawksbee & Jacobs on talksport today? They had an email topic of sayings you haven't heard before or won't hear again. This came about due to Hawksbee's mate saying on leaving the Wigan game 'Titus Bramble had Bent in his pocket' hence Titus Bramble has never had or will again have...

I'm in the USA, so I don't get to hear much of anything relating to the EPL.

I'm not trying to say that Bent is a clear No 1 striker on a team, but he's at the very least he's a No 2 striker. He had a good scoring record in the limited minutes he played last season.

It isn't his fault he's being cast as a No 1 striker, infront of a disjoint midfield.

The team has plenty of problems at the moment, and I just don't see how Bent is near the top of that list right now.

Cosenage, Victims of.....

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to calebray:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

its what a i call a spurs game.

a flopjam.

some flops going on a freeform football odyssey.

it will be in the oxford dictionary soon. alongside BIOYC.

BIOYC
verb
To Bring it on, you cunts.

allow me to retort sir with....
Dawsonised
To show promise and have it utterly destroyed to the point where Titus Bramble has great positional sense, typically due to playing in front of Robinson and alongside kaboul. See also Gilbertoed

Berbatoved - To show a complete lack of desire and motivation to do ones best.

fair play oh....
ABDERITES

Reply to calebray:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to calebray:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

its what a i call a spurs game.

a flopjam.

some flops going on a freeform football odyssey.

it will be in the oxford dictionary soon. alongside BIOYC.

BIOYC
verb
To Bring it on, you cunts.

allow me to retort sir with....
Dawsonised
To show promise and have it utterly destroyed to the point where Titus Bramble has great positional sense, typically due to playing in front of Robinson and alongside kaboul. See also Gilbertoed

Berbatoved - To show a complete lack of desire and motivation to do ones best.

Pointyshouteyblokedoff
To make your most loyal fans feel like they have been burgled by betraying them for your "dream" then being burgled
See also : Karma

Reply to calebray:

Reply to Ginge1:

Reply to calebray:

Reply to jolsgonemental:

its what a i call a spurs game.

a flopjam.

some flops going on a freeform football odyssey.

it will be in the oxford dictionary soon. alongside BIOYC.

BIOYC
verb
To Bring it on, you cunts.

allow me to retort sir with....
Dawsonised
To show promise and have it utterly destroyed to the point where Titus Bramble has great positional sense, typically due to playing in front of Robinson and alongside kaboul. See also Gilbertoed

Berbatoved - To show a complete lack of desire and motivation to do ones best.

Pointyshouteyblokedoff
To make your most loyal fans feel like they have been burgled by betraying them for your "dream" then being burgled
See also : Karma

knocsucow - the replies were getting too long!

I don't think Bent is a top 6 striker to be honest, he'll do an ok job. I remember him being a supersub for the U21's and maybe he could do the same for us. The big problem is that we've gone from two technically gifted forwards lacking pace to a technically ungifted striker with pace, he's not easy on the eye like the former unmentionables but will do some sort of job in the short term (in my eyes he's better than Defoe as he actually has a bit of size, can win the odd header and actually has pace, oh and he works hard for the team). Other than that we better hope Pav turns out good but he will need time, he looks an ideal lone striker. I do think AA would have really helped him settle and hopefully we can resurrect that deal in Jan (although that would end up being a huge gamble on two Russians especially if Pav hasn't started banging them in)

Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally speaking) has been filled with the blood,sweat & tears of past glories and glorious defeats of the club we adore. They have been filled by players with skill undreamed of by lesser lights. Do I need to go through the numbers and the players who have graceed those shirts?
I stood in the Park Lane end and welled up at the support we showed in the second half against Wigan - "We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham..." irrespective of my "non-football intelligent" neighbours' incessant non-constructive abuse. My ticket sharing colleague and I call them Village 1 and Village 2 - idiots in other words!
My favourite blog is now populated by same... happy to employ playground tactics to denegrate the Club. The Club is bigger than the eleven who take to the pitch (they are sold, retire and/or die - but they are rarely forgotten. The fans attend for a period of their lives and pass on the legacy to their kids and etcetera. Nobody remembers them. And nobody will remember you at the Lane you sad individuals!
Tottenham Hotspur do not deserve to be boo-ed by the temporary ticket holders and e-mailers of a 125/6 year legacy of wonderful, wretched, uplifting, depressing, fantastic, deplorable experiences.
You might have had a season ticket for fifty years - but where does it say you may boo the shirt.
Boo-ing makes you sound like americans following a golfer. You are big, big prats and nobody - nobody - really likes you.

Thank God!!!!!! At long last a voice of reason through all the complete 5hite that Ive had to endure from the media & even our own 'fans' on these phone-ins!!!
Get behind the f**king team for f*ck sake ... we still have the best team (on and off the field) we have had in years - anyone who cant see that go and support the Toon or somethin!!
Harry ... you should be made a saint!!

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Look on the bright side, we kept a clean sheet (even while BAE was at LB).

Corluka looked pretty solid at CB, and his distribution out of the back was really good yesterday and helped start some of the few 2nd half chances we created.

We've still got to get the midfield...

Bent is much improved ?
So you're impressed by the way he can't control a football. His first touch is appalling but on a positive note it helped him mis hit the shot that went in against the West London Wanderers.

Bent has converted the chances he's been given. It is not his fault he hasn't been provided with any service.

Correction. He's converted three of the many chances he's been given.

If he hasn't been provided by any service how come he's scored any ?

Listen, I agree we are not creating enough chances, but thus far Bent does not look like a top Prem striker. Compare him to Santa Cruz...

I'm just at a loss for what you are expecting from Bent? What chances has he not put away?

The common service he is provided is a long kick from Gomes, after of course the midfield under pressure passes it back to the defense, who then under pressure passes it back to Gomes.
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Did you listen to Hawksbee & Jacobs on talksport today? They had an email topic of sayings you haven't heard before or won't hear again. This came about due to Hawksbee's mate saying on leaving the Wigan game 'Titus Bramble had Bent in his pocket' hence Titus Bramble has never had or will again have...

I'm in the USA, so I don't get to hear much of anything relating to the EPL.

I'm not trying to say that Bent is a clear No 1 striker on a team, but he's at the very least he's a No 2 striker. He had a good scoring record in the limited minutes he played last season.

It...

Sorry, but you need to see him. Whatever he looks like on the box he's far worse in the flesh. We need to replace two prolific strikers and he is not on the same planet so far.

I would seriously love to be proved wrong about him but that looks more and more unlikely.

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

Just keep taking the pills!!! and remain in dream land believing we are too good to go down!!!!

2 points from 15 is clear relegation form!!!

If we do not win the next two home games i.e:

* Sun 05/10 vs Hull City

* Sat 25/10 vs Bolton

then Ramos and Comoli must both be sacked!!!!

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

Just keep taking the pills!!! and remain in dream land believing we are too good to go down!!!!

2 points from 15 is clear relegation form!!!

If we do not win the next two home games i.e:

* Sun 05/10 vs Hull City

* Sat 25/10 vs Bolton ...

And if you are planning to go those games - kindly give your ticket to a supporter. I await your abuse. As does the team.

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

ive sent it in to simon bates.

i got bored half way through but 'our tune' listeners love that shit.

i have had word back it will be played at noon tomorrow.

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Thank God!!!!!! At long last a voice of reason through all the complete 5hite that Ive had to endure from the media & even our own 'fans' on these phone-ins!!!
Get behind the f**king team for f*ck sake ... we still have the best team (on and off the field) we have had in years - anyone who...

You're very kind.

I would be just as happy with a simple life size solid gold statue outside The Lane.

I'm not in it for the adulation.

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

Just keep taking the pills!!! and remain in dream land believing we are too good to go down!!!!

2 points from 15 is clear relegation form!!!

If we do not win the next two home games i.e:

* Sun 05/10 vs Hull City

* Sat 25/10 vs Bolton ...

I can appreciate you're worried we're in trouble, but you've been on here all day exclaimation marking us all to death.

Any chance you could share your plan beyond baying for blood?

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

ive sent it in to simon bates.

i got bored half way through but 'our tune' listeners love that shit.

i have had word back it will be played at noon tomorrow.

As I said, back to the playground. But you probably didn't get that far!

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

ive sent it in to simon bates.

i got bored half way through but 'our tune' listeners love that shit.

i have had word back it will be played at noon tomorrow.

As I said, back to the playground. But you probably didn't get that far!

Agree with what you say, don't worry about JGM the guy is the funniest doom-monger ever!

JGM - you are such a negative, miserable b*stard but I cant' help but p*ss myself at you comments!! Still laughing while i'm typing this!!!

fucking hell its dave brooks!!!!!

brooksie!

i wish you would post more.

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fucking hell its dave brooks!!!!!

God - you can read AND listen to Simon Bates on Classic FM! Tell me, do you do both at the same time? And chew gum? Walk? Have a life? Please reply soonest.

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fucking hell its dave brooks!!!!!

God - you can read AND listen to Simon Bates on Classic FM! Tell me, do you do both at the same time? And chew gum? Walk? Have a life? Please reply soonest.

seriously. you will have to do better than that. i feel let down and deflated i was hoping for better.

boring.

next!

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fucking hell its dave brooks!!!!!

God - you can read AND listen to Simon Bates on Classic FM! Tell me, do you do both at the same time? And chew gum? Walk? Have a life? Please reply soonest.

seriously. you will have to do better than that. i feel let down and deflated i was hoping for better.

boring.

next!

Come on then jollyboy - post something worth discussing instead of feeding off others. Something original.
Harry - Please invite jolcorblimey to post a lead article for discussion. And for him not to reply until after the twentieth reply (similar to you). He'll then have a good idea of what people think of him.
Seriously I think he has a talent. And he knows Simon Bates!

and married to mrs norman bates

Lol all the talk of sacking Ramos. Just think what happens if its not going right for him he might jump ship himself and fly back off to his homeland, which i don't think he will because of money reason's. If he did what would happen then?, it could be worse we could have Gary Megson.

We should back our team i understand the people who moan who pay to watch them, but surely thats Spurs it has been like it for the last 2 decades, so you should no what your getting.

I love being a Spurs fan because its like sticking your hand in a bag of revels you never no what your going to get!!

I must admit i do live in hope of not getting Coffee.

COYS

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Maybe you're right. Maybe you're wrong. I hope you're right.

Make up your mind.

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Interesting that you write "....and the old classic, 'Will Arshavin and Veloso be unveiled together?" seeing as it was you yourself that swore blind we had signed these two and would be unveiling them prior to the season kick-off. Bit hypocritical don't you think?

I don't understand...

Can I call you Downs for short?

Of course you can. Can I call you Hairy Cockspud? Sorry, didn't realise we were back in the playground. I merely commented that your writing style is strange and unfunny and that's the best that you can come back with? Like I said, I didn't want you to take offense, just realise that if you ever...

Ha Ha. You're funny. I like you, please stick around. You writing is not dissimilar to Harry's and just as witty.

Nice one.

Made one of my infrequent visits from 'up north' yesterday. Disappointed with the performance but I was made up with the vocal support from the terraces in the second half- best I've heard at the Lane. Keep it up lads. Bruxie /Dave Brookes, are you the same Brooksie I shared a taxi and pint with before the game? If so, great meeting you.

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

Just keep taking the pills!!! and remain in dream land believing we are too good to go down!!!!

2 points from 15 is clear relegation form!!!

If we do not win the next two home games i.e:

* Sun 05/10 vs Hull City

* Sat 25/10 vs Bolton ...

I can appreciate you're worried we're in trouble, but you've been on here all day exclaimation marking us all to death.

Any chance you could share your plan beyond baying for blood?

Thanks Harry.

Our club should:

* employ English language teacher/s for Ramos and Pav.

* In training work on:

- passing the ball on the ground.
- effective passing build up tactics.
- how to support the player in possesion
of the ball.

- how to vary play
- one / two touch passing
- sprint exercises

* require quadruple gym strength exercises.

* the Board should review its policy on signing too many young players.

* Sack Comoli.

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Long and patient reading of these comments leaves me sad that we even consider booing our shirts as they truck off at half and full time. They are the shirts of our heroes past, present and future - albeit not numbered as days gone by...or days to come. Every one of those shirts (positionally...

Just keep taking the pills!!! and remain in dream land believing we are too good to go down!!!!

2 points from 15 is clear relegation form!!!

If we do not win the next two home games i.e:

* Sun 05/10 vs Hull City

* Sat 25/10 vs Bolton ...

I can appreciate you're worried we're in trouble, but you've been on here all day exclaimation marking us all to death.

Any chance you could share your plan beyond baying for blood?

Thanks Harry.

Our club should:

* employ English language teacher/s for Ramos and Pav.

* In training work on:

- passing the ball on the ground.
- effective passing build up tactics.
- how to support the player in...

I agree with all apart from the first and the last. Good stuff. Cheers.

After reading all the way down this thread have actully forgotten what it about....

Anyway, without putting blame on the players I do think Ramos and Poyet have to shoulder the disapointing start to the season. I think it's down to one thing and one thing only. Players being played out of position.. Zakora at right back AGAIN with Gunter on the bench I just dont get it. Blae on left wing and Lennon on the bench.. Ekkouto actually getting a start! The 1 game we started with 11 players playing in their natural postions we did well ergo Chelsea away... It isn't rocket science. This team would win games.
Gomes, Gunter Woody, King, Bale, Huddlestone, lennon, Bentley, Jenas, Bent, Pav. On the bench. Modric, Santos, Cambell,Zakora, Gilberto... Cover in all positions. See, NOT Rocket science !

I did warn about the dangers of getting rid of Keane & Berbatov ( their transfer demands should have been faced down ) and also of getting rid of decent players like Chimbo,Tanio & Malbranque ( ok someone had to go to make way for some of the new blood needed in midfield & defence ) but you then threw a wobbly Harry...(not to mention the duds still on the books like Rocha,Boateng & Ghaly + a few other suspect players on the books ...)
The fact is we've fucked up on transfers 2 summers running - we still don't have a commanding defensive midfielder or a decent left winger & now our previous strength of a decent forwardline is now a liability...We're now just a few losses away from 'Ramos has gone mental mode' and another manager undermined by the way transfer ins & outs are decided over his head.