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Barrys Burgle Pointy Shouty Bloke

Tuesday, 09 September 08, 07:17 AM

 

This season's most substituted Liverpool player, Bob Keane has become the latest grotesquely overpaid working class mercenary to fall victim to Barrys, sources said today.

The unpopular Republic striker's supersonic penthouse apartment was unfortunatley broken into on Saturday. Thankfully the Keanes we out at the time as Bob was pointing at some Georgians.

The crack team of cat burglaring Barrys are believed to have stolen, 'expensive and wonderous trinklets' that were beyond the reach of what police are calling, 'ordinary decent people who actually work for a living.'

Keane, 28, had been using the flat in the City Of Culture, Liverpool while he searched for a more vulgar crib after his sidewinding move from Tottenham.

Over the past two years six Anfield stars, including Steven Gerrard and former Red Peter Crouch, have been burgled.

Police Chief Rob Deydodoughdontdey said the matter was being treated very seriously and are appealling to anyone who may have witnessed men in track suits with permed haircuts and moustaches acting suspicously near Mr Keane's home.

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