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The Juande Ramos Caption Competition

Sunday, 21 September 08, 02:18 PM

Well let's face it there aren't any highlights to show you and even reports from those who actualy attended this afternoon's footballing feast are a barely issuing anything more profound than 'it was boring' or 'we're in trouble.' MOTD is only a few hours away and I'm not sure if I can survive the anticiption before we're inevitably served up as a three minute filler. The novelty... 'And finally...' item on John Craven's Newsround, anyone?

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What more can I possibly do than offer up a snap that has comedy gold potential? Ramos is pictured with three arms, a man operating him from behind, he's wearing a Norman Wisdom suit and pulling a face that any cast member of On The Buses would have been proud of.

I'm off round Ashley's to buy some 8mm footage of Kemsley playing strip Jenga with the Cheeky Girls and John Leslie. 

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Wigan Indoors:The Sensational PreMatch Prattle

Saturday, 20 September 08, 12:46 PM

 
'Tickets, Buying Or Selling, Tickets'.... 


A sense of historic excitement is in the air...

Huge, expertly trained teams of men operating vast ropes and a complex series of cogs and pulleys, not seen since the construction of the great pyramids, prepare deliver the monolith Emile Heskey to White Hart Lane.

A full house is anticipated.

Paul Barber, armed only with a loud hailer and his Blackberry, is currently flying around the streets of Greater Manchester selling off excess Home tickets to 'exceptionally well behaved' Wigan fans, some of whom are thought to be One Hotspur Members.

Meccano have confirmed that Ledley King will miss this game. The thread of a screw went on the mounting plate of his right knee's 6v electrical motor and only two came with the player. The first was previously lost in Faces nightclub back in May. A spare is on it's way from France but will not arrive before the 3pm kick off.

Squad for the match then? I'd like Gunter at right back and Bent & Pav up front. If we have failed to score by half time then I want Campbell brought on and play all three of 'em until we do. I don't care if we're all still here at 3am. I want some goals and a win. 

If anyone sees Vedran Corluka in a Spurs shirt can they please calmly report this to a steward.

Thank you.

My prediction is Bentley to score one of our goals when we beat them 2-1.  

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