Not True News 05/06/08

Thursday, 05 June 08, 02:10 PM · Comments (0)

It's hot up here in the godforsaken north today so I dread to think how warm it is in "Gods own town" tonight.

Lucky buggers being able to cool off with a little dip in the bay. And that leads us on to tonights news story which is another extract from the Facebook success story that is TindallBlog.

(Thanks to the correspondent who emailed me to complain that Facebook doesn't have a blog widget (whatever the hell that means) and that made the article false. Well dumbo, that is kind of the point, read the headline doofus...what does it say ? does it say "True News"..? No it doesn't, so do please keep up)

Anyway back to an extract from the aforemention (ahem) TindallBlog from early January 2008...

"It's a bit of a struggle being Weymouth manager at the moment. We can't seem to do anything other than get hammered and it is beginning to get the supporters restless.

That is a bit of a blow, I needed time to relax and think, so as "TansRus" was shut I headed down to the Pavilion and walked along the beach.

It was pleasantly warm so I took off my Prada loafers and D&G socks before having a little paddle.

The tide was out and it was a bit of a way back up to the Esplanade. But I could see the form of recently appointed Terras Chairman Malcolm Curtis waving at me.

I waved back.

He was shouting something so I cupped my hand to my ear in that comedy style so I could hear.

"Tindall" he yelled "you're out of your depth."

This came as a surprise to me.

"No I am not" I replied "it's only up to my ankles"

Two days later he called me in his office and sacked me...

Anyone who didn't see that punchline coming needs to write some lines, whereas I need to get a better joke book!

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